I Had to Flush the Cocaine...

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
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    In todays video, I tell a great story from recent years. I hope you guys enjoy!
    DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 615

  • @berserkmaster2514
    @berserkmaster2514 2 роки тому +1809

    “Sam this isn’t funny, we’re all addicted to cocoaine” 😂

  • @antimatter175
    @antimatter175 2 роки тому +636

    Im honestly convinced that the only time that gob changes the names from ashley #1, #2 etc, to something unique is when their actual name is ashley.

    • @anythinganywhereanytime7054
      @anythinganywhereanytime7054 Рік тому +4

      my running theory. Its was at least one of his Ex's...he kinda did want his boy did (not nearly as bad but showed her like her to much and was out his league..Back then hahah) so its the first girl name to come to mind. or maybe he says he changes the names...(does he....Really. I kinda know cause i was very small part of one but my name wasn't changed! lol well it was...kinda he slipped and said my real shit back in the day. now that he is to kool to hang out with his old friends. lol i hope not you know who this is maybe not but just snap me n say bye i know you got a girl and she don't let u do things like u used to.....4 goood reasons. buut u already know bro

    • @barstow_
      @barstow_ Рік тому +41

      @@anythinganywhereanytime7054 bro what

    • @zmiller222
      @zmiller222 Рік тому

      @@anythinganywhereanytime7054 bro what drugs are you on lol

    • @luckgrip252
      @luckgrip252 Рік тому +2

      @@barstow_ Same

    • @notazi9866
      @notazi9866 Рік тому

      Ed r

  • @trevordurkin1940
    @trevordurkin1940 2 роки тому +1209

    goblin in his older videos “now this was a long ass time ago… this was probably like 2 months ago by now”
    goblin now: “this was pretty recent, like 2 years ago”

  • @austintwing9503
    @austintwing9503 2 роки тому +581

    "A foot connoisseur"- Goblin 2021

  • @thehomiegumby1036
    @thehomiegumby1036 2 роки тому +696

    One of the most perfectly timed uploads yet gob was feening for a new hoot and holler

  • @BeesonsCars
    @BeesonsCars 2 роки тому +139

    Hey, the flush of shame is always better than not disposing of when you needed to.

  • @WhuDhat
    @WhuDhat 2 роки тому +234

    Tossing a bag to later find out that you absolutely didn't need to is so damn depressing, almost as bad as dropping or sneezing away something

    • @ishmaelbender7093
      @ishmaelbender7093 2 роки тому +13

      I had to flush two carts, a batt and my dispo and my buddy was just fucking with me

    • @samuelharris1282
      @samuelharris1282 2 роки тому +42

      @@ishmaelbender7093 that ain’t ur buddy bro

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf Рік тому +2

      @@ishmaelbender7093 i lost a cart cuz they were searching bags at the place i was going and i threw it in a bush and forgot what one

  • @JamesBond-hf3pn
    @JamesBond-hf3pn 2 роки тому +124

    So let me get this straight... 🤣 u started a tradition of gumming coke in the chikfila drive through before you order your food knowing full well that the coke would ruin the taste and kill your appetite!??

  • @CocoTheKingg
    @CocoTheKingg 2 роки тому +92

    HAHAHA "you cant tell a women you never sleep with that she has nice feets"🤣 💀

    • @CocoTheKingg
      @CocoTheKingg 2 роки тому

      @@xtcyshii7807 weird publicity but alr

    • @Xavier-wf4vz
      @Xavier-wf4vz 2 роки тому

      Fr dude u just met her haven’t f:ucked her yet u just can’t do that just treat a good looking person like a human being 🤣

  • @kixstlo.9282
    @kixstlo.9282 2 роки тому +49

    "We're gettin snooped on your honor" 💀

  • @simonmartinez6538
    @simonmartinez6538 2 роки тому +145

    I’m pretty sure Sam actually had a banana tree. A lot of greenhouses sell them even in Wisconsin lol

    • @sparroestar22
      @sparroestar22 2 роки тому +9

      only the right kind of trees, ahahahah

    • @204azfc
      @204azfc 2 роки тому +2

      Alot in the Midwest and back East they winterize way in a garage if you remove the bulb

    • @asianvikings7845
      @asianvikings7845 2 роки тому +3

      Facts it was most definitely

  • @mikekobuta6452
    @mikekobuta6452 2 роки тому +61

    I'm sad af then goblin uploads and it makes my life temporarily okay mans really save my life some nights

  • @steelandplastic3203
    @steelandplastic3203 2 роки тому +38

    Sick with the flu and goblin posts. Nights looking up boys

  • @_._44
    @_._44 2 роки тому +25

    10:07 “this drip is immense” 🥶

  • @kujai2202
    @kujai2202 2 роки тому +39

    "this isn't funny,we addicted to cocaine"

  • @ohsheet6045
    @ohsheet6045 2 роки тому +28

    we need a “Crazy Camera Mom” series

  • @yournan5372
    @yournan5372 2 роки тому +7

    "This woman ran security like a cell at rikers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealBoiJare
    @RealBoiJare 2 роки тому +29

    “It’s our culture, respect it.” 🤣🤣

  • @Neji191
    @Neji191 2 роки тому +32

    Can we all agree that we definitely need more Sam stories?

  • @stoned._.huniebee1945
    @stoned._.huniebee1945 2 роки тому +23

    The Patrick victory screen has me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rockellepink9607
    @rockellepink9607 Рік тому +3

    Despite all the drugs and stuff you are a very respectable man towards women

  • @maxc1830
    @maxc1830 2 роки тому +16

    Watching this from the hospital after my mom found me passed out on air duster and dxm. Thank you for uploading gobby this a life saver

    • @robertmarroking1112
      @robertmarroking1112 2 роки тому +19

      Damn bro atleast chill on the air duster

    • @andero7991
      @andero7991 2 роки тому +2

      dont do the air duster that shits more fucked then heroin

    • @mcnuttington7122
      @mcnuttington7122 2 роки тому +1

      Disappointment

    • @maxc1830
      @maxc1830 2 роки тому

      @@robertmarroking1112 ik bro only did it bc im out of nitrous

    • @maxc1830
      @maxc1830 2 роки тому

      @@robertmarroking1112 and it feels pretty similar

  • @mikeymartinez8636
    @mikeymartinez8636 2 роки тому +9

    “They used his name” that shit made me laugh lmaoooooooooo

  • @gavingriffith2334
    @gavingriffith2334 2 роки тому +36

    "it could be krokodil, hes blowing a sack "HAHAHA. this one is a true banger no question about it.

  • @sxvj4207
    @sxvj4207 2 роки тому +51

    Enjoying my zoot, to this absolute hoot 🔥🔥

  • @bigsmokey69
    @bigsmokey69 2 роки тому +98

    Keep the coke stories comin😈🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @spider3755
      @spider3755 2 роки тому +9

      Are you apart of the LGBTQ community?

    • @derrekwolinskijr884
      @derrekwolinskijr884 2 роки тому

      @@spider3755 no

    • @TraverseRaps
      @TraverseRaps 2 роки тому +7

      @@spider3755 of all questions why this one 😂

    • @KillaCamPine
      @KillaCamPine 2 роки тому

      @@TraverseRaps I’m so lost 😂😂

  • @restlessjay3413
    @restlessjay3413 2 роки тому +23

    His videos hit different when you’re gassed up😂💯

    • @moody7263
      @moody7263 2 роки тому +3

      yessir i’m stoney af this shit is a banger

    • @trimania883
      @trimania883 2 роки тому +3

      ongg im smoking on white gushers rn n im chillin

  • @Cam-ej1cu
    @Cam-ej1cu 2 роки тому +18

    Ahh gotta love when gob uploads

  • @lamontolivas6681
    @lamontolivas6681 2 роки тому +10

    that fake ass banana tree made me laugh so hard😂😂😂

  • @milfmondayz7255
    @milfmondayz7255 2 роки тому +1

    “We’re gettin snooped on ur honor” I FUKKIN LOST IT !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @7thhokage87
    @7thhokage87 2 роки тому +6

    Goblin out here living life like it's Good Fellas

  • @plugsmemes
    @plugsmemes 2 роки тому +28

    what’s crazy is i just got done watchint joey diaz tell a story about flushing coke only for gob to drop a story about it not even 20 minutes after

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair thats most of joey diazs stories

  • @etherealsedation
    @etherealsedation 2 роки тому +15

    My mom has one of those cameras that she can yell at everyone through with her phone lmao

  • @maverickdenning3981
    @maverickdenning3981 2 роки тому +5

    Goblin videos make a mans day even on the worst days

  • @baffledsquirrel2122
    @baffledsquirrel2122 2 роки тому +5

    “ It was a normal day of doing a ton of cocaine” 🤣☠️

  • @aaidenmader1046
    @aaidenmader1046 2 роки тому +19

    Is anyone reading this ??

  • @trapstarjuan6065
    @trapstarjuan6065 2 роки тому +13

    Such a great time for another upload I’m geeked off the yerks already know this one a banger

  • @bdawgsteppa2381
    @bdawgsteppa2381 2 роки тому +8

    Love from Washington state 💪❤️
    Edit: keep the Nickelodeon gameplay😂

  • @334trey_7
    @334trey_7 2 роки тому +3

    Goblin Gang 😌⚠️!!!!! Perfect timing bro I'm chilling

  • @mbbrian7209
    @mbbrian7209 2 роки тому +22

    yo this allstar content entertaining af

  • @cashmoneycockburn9502
    @cashmoneycockburn9502 2 роки тому +54

    This gameplay is supreme for when you’re tripping

  • @iankearns9671
    @iankearns9671 2 роки тому +2

    Just ab to roll up and goblin posts. My night is made

  • @inductiveship1999
    @inductiveship1999 2 роки тому +7

    Last day smokin for a bit couldn’t think of a better way to phase out then a nice hoot and a holler

    • @ttg4386
      @ttg4386 2 роки тому

      Always a classic way to go out widda bang

  • @kiheikush2003
    @kiheikush2003 2 роки тому +3

    Much love to anyone reading this

  • @joshyanno6861
    @joshyanno6861 2 роки тому +13

    The rats in the sewer must have had a fun time 😂

  • @starburst8158
    @starburst8158 2 роки тому +13

    Haven’t watched it yet know it’s gonna be a banger dropped a like already too my man

  • @Dave-dh7rt
    @Dave-dh7rt 2 роки тому +2

    Goblin still making classics

  • @thegamersandmore239
    @thegamersandmore239 2 роки тому +41

    Let’s go boys

  • @Bilhz
    @Bilhz 2 роки тому +15

    Gob back at it with the bangers

  • @santiagolugo1715
    @santiagolugo1715 2 роки тому +3

    Goblin coming in clutch with the late night uploads let’s go

  • @nickdaddona9631
    @nickdaddona9631 2 роки тому +6

    This might be one of your best videos normally they’re funny but this one is fucking hysterical

  • @hellopez3648
    @hellopez3648 2 роки тому +4

    Yes to the gameplay. Goblin goes to tournament and beats top players with his reptar up B mashing.

  • @albertellwyn4891
    @albertellwyn4891 2 роки тому +11

    ay let’s go boys caught the stream earlier

  • @okyungant
    @okyungant 2 роки тому +3

    He listens to music like no one else is around him 🤣🤣

  • @staticsavage7893
    @staticsavage7893 2 роки тому +1

    Goblin never misses fr

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 2 роки тому +5

    Flushing cocaine isn’t a hoot nor a holla

  • @j.d.c.777
    @j.d.c.777 2 роки тому +3

    Was ready for this ❄️💯

  • @zackfranklin8876
    @zackfranklin8876 2 роки тому +2

    this was definitely one of your best videos

  • @tatesmith7444
    @tatesmith7444 2 роки тому +6

    Goblin listen to your vids in school with a friend thanks for the funny content

  • @lochlanfrazer8095
    @lochlanfrazer8095 2 роки тому +11

    Haven't seen that big ass dragon since Rugrats, throwback.

  • @watcherpersonman
    @watcherpersonman 2 роки тому +4

    stoned and watching goblin vids and he uploads. perfect timing

  • @Seven4Life
    @Seven4Life 2 роки тому +2

    almost 420k subs! been here for a while

  • @shittybill64
    @shittybill64 2 роки тому +2

    We need more of these camera storys

  • @patleaf2432
    @patleaf2432 4 місяці тому +2

    this is the most illinois or possibly wisconsin shit ive ever heard

  • @Austinbrown420
    @Austinbrown420 2 роки тому +1

    This gameplay is lit asf when you baked Gob😭

  • @fakename7906
    @fakename7906 2 роки тому +1

    When it comes to girls’ names, Goblin’s mind is an alphabetical machine

  • @nnbnnbgugyty
    @nnbnnbgugyty 2 роки тому +3

    Nickelodeon All Stars Gameplay 😍 🔥

  • @schlablonski1992
    @schlablonski1992 2 роки тому +1

    Bananaplants are actually easy to have as room plants

  • @dezyancey6336
    @dezyancey6336 Рік тому +1

    I just clicked on this video and I cresting I'd fallen asleep and my computer had kept auto playing videos another night because when I opened it up it was in the middle and the first thing I heard was "Walked up and told her she had perfect feet."

  • @boyifyouboomeimaboobooonyall
    @boyifyouboomeimaboobooonyall 2 роки тому +2

    This a true banger
    left a like

  • @switchingblades5617
    @switchingblades5617 2 роки тому +4

    we need more stories with sam lmao

  • @420BongHit
    @420BongHit 9 місяців тому

    Dude went on youtube and decided to flush himself down the toilet with those videos.😂😂😂

  • @kk-mc1rj
    @kk-mc1rj 2 роки тому +5

    You had to ask him to touch the leaves😂😂😂

  • @MontyBroady
    @MontyBroady 11 місяців тому +1

    You know it's gonna be fuckin great when you heard Sam, Kyle and Ashley

  • @petahoee8281
    @petahoee8281 2 роки тому +4

    Can somebody tell me what the green bars above the percentage means also the percentage being higher means your possibility of you being knocked off is higher, correct?

  • @nickfromidaho
    @nickfromidaho 2 роки тому +3

    Oh baby this is gonna be a HOOT and a HOLLER

  • @lnfernul
    @lnfernul 2 роки тому +1

    jus took some shrooms boys wish me luck boutta be a really hoot anna holler

  • @863jhit3
    @863jhit3 2 роки тому +1

    WHATTT DAAAANM DANM GOBLIN WITH A HOOOOOOOTTT WTTTFFFFF LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥💯

  • @refusedresist
    @refusedresist 2 роки тому +1

    that dude must have been doin some sketchy shit to make his hom set up a CCTV system lol

  • @samsonhaze6595
    @samsonhaze6595 2 роки тому +2

    This was a banger of a cocaine caper my man 🤣👍😂👌😛👏

  • @chandy.
    @chandy. 2 роки тому +2

    “it happened pretty recently” *happened 2 years ago*

  • @Lynex420
    @Lynex420 2 роки тому +1

    Noti gang

  • @bdawgschnarr6623
    @bdawgschnarr6623 2 роки тому +1

    Fire bud. Fire stories. Subbed my dude 🔥🔥🔥

  • @p_skate6962
    @p_skate6962 2 роки тому +2

    BO2 or bo3 gameplay would be sick

  • @thewhiteguyatthecookout4480
    @thewhiteguyatthecookout4480 2 роки тому +2

    BANGER OFF THE TITLE THIS GOING BE A HOOT

  • @moneyman4565
    @moneyman4565 2 роки тому +1

    It was lit up and talking and had a blue ring around it "goblin finds out what a ring camera system is for the first time

  • @SheSaySheFeelG
    @SheSaySheFeelG 2 роки тому

    Bro lmfao this dude playing spongebob while talking about flushing cocaine from the cops lmfao

  • @Alex-ni6qk
    @Alex-ni6qk 2 роки тому +2

    An Absolute Hoot and a Certified Hollar!

  • @jamessauce3487
    @jamessauce3487 2 роки тому +1

    Goblin was getting DEMOLISHED by that russian dude

  • @_holl0w_
    @_holl0w_ 2 роки тому +1

    Gob with the banger as usual

  • @clintonmisner3010
    @clintonmisner3010 2 роки тому +3

    This dude is entertaining as fuck

  • @Louiechikayak
    @Louiechikayak 2 роки тому +4

    Here come all the perfect timing comments

  • @veniaminilyuchyk334
    @veniaminilyuchyk334 2 роки тому +1

    watching goblin while getting zooted in school bathroom 👍👍👍

  • @eliasj9948
    @eliasj9948 2 роки тому +1

    Sam is funny ash 😭😭😭

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 2 роки тому

    "holy shit, this drip is immense" lmfao

  • @sickwhips8838
    @sickwhips8838 2 роки тому +3

    Absolute hoot and holler gob always comin in clutch was lookin for that new upload earlier Too haha keep doin what your doin

  • @xanderh5592
    @xanderh5592 2 роки тому +1

    We need a crazy camera mom series

  • @johncitizen7416
    @johncitizen7416 2 роки тому +2

    In Australia you flushed $300 down the toilet.

    • @Pittaz
      @Pittaz 2 роки тому

      $350 and much much better quality.

  • @PeterGriffin-ic3kw
    @PeterGriffin-ic3kw 2 роки тому +1

    0:58 "it was a normal day of doing cocaine"

  • @etherealsedation
    @etherealsedation 2 роки тому

    "We're all going to jail. They're gonna swab my nose." is the most cocaine ass shit I've ever heard