I don't even use drugs really but I really get a lot of enjoyment out of Goblins storytelling. It's like having a wild-ass friend that you hang out with every now and then
Odds he sees this are low but I think im speaking for many of his subs when I say it would be sick to have a video or two talking about a kind of timeline of Goblin's substance use. A tweaker timeline if you will.
When you think about it, all/most of us lived these shitty situations. At least 10 times for me im 31. He was just smart enough to build youtube, and lucky to be an amazing story teller with the ‘voice’. Addies and coke def helped the motivation. 👏 Gob. i respect the hustle
It says in the description none of it is true, and it's purely for entertainment purposes, but that might be for legal reasons. You don't want the authorities to think your actually doing drugs 😉 In any case, he is probably not paid off, and more likely making these stories up or recounting another person's story, but who am I to know
@@nashiggyjay9944 thats for legal reasons. psyched substance also does that in videos where he literally does drugs. i wouldnt doubt that goblin exaggerates sometimes but his stories seem to be real considering he remembers little details and has a lot of continuity that people making up fake stories would not do well at. by paid off the guy means that hes making money off of these videos not that hes being paid off
My little brother's name was Anthony and he was a raging coke head and a incredibly reckless driver lol so this video made me smile I appreciate that goblin big ups for that
To anyone seeing this, I am a law student so trust me: You do not have to talk to a police officer or give him your identification if you are a passenger in a car that is pulled over. You have done nothing illegal, you’re just a passenger. To ask for an ID a crime must be committed, so you can just say no I haven’t committed any crime and I don’t wish to self identify. The cop should ONLY be dealing with the driver who committed a traffic violation, the passengers are NOT being detained. Goblin didn’t have to talk to the cop, give any information or step out of the vehicle, he is simply a passenger who’s done nothing wrong. Know your rights or you’ll be fucked hard.
When you think about it, all/most of us lived these shitty situations. At least 10 times for me im 31. He was just smart enough to build youtube, and lucky to be an amazing story teller with the ‘voice’. Addies and coke def helped the motivation. 👏 Gob. i respect the hustle
Got pulled over once with a gram of H, a crack pipe & a syringe w/ a spoon. I was in the back seat. Put the point & spoon in my sock, ate the boy and shoved the pipe deep into the seat. After giving the cop a few fake names in a high drug trafficking area & refusing a search he let us go & let me drive home since the girl driving didn’t have her Ls. Dropped her off since it was late & stole her car for a couple days. God I was such a piece of shit 25 y/o
I rode shotty to county once. Coolest trooper I ever met. At one point before the official arrest, he put his hat on the dash. It slid off and I caught it and put it back up for him. He whipped around and said, "You know it's against Indiana law to touch an officer's uniform? ...Thanks." Yea, I spent the night in the tank, but hey, no charges.
other gob viewers : "i just sparked one up gob perfect timing" me: lets go goblin uploaded gonna chug this 5oz bottle of delsym and smoke this pathetic 0.2 of weed out of my tinfoil pipe
2:27 "Only done a little bit of it.." 2:31 Yeah, *_a whole gram to the dome_* lolol I know, it can escalate quickly and become 2 before you know it. Don't miss those days. 🤣
Bruh goblin always be dropping at the perfect time. I just got done producing my first batch of meth and it hits hard. How does he know when to upload?
Instagram just BANNED ME AGAIN :/
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Bruh insta rly hating on the gob
love ya content man
Another banger
u r my hero goblin keep it up
Much love from Canada!! Thanks for the upload @Goblin
I don't even use drugs really but I really get a lot of enjoyment out of Goblins storytelling. It's like having a wild-ass friend that you hang out with every now and then
One of the most important advice ever:
Don't commit more than 1 felony offense at the same time.
He had a suspended license?
First rule: never break the law while committing a crime.
He was also speeding so 3 laws broken lmao
Rule number #1 is “only break one law at a time”
@@RealBoiJare it’s hard😂😂bc who jus wants to not smoke a blunt otw to a play who just wants to go the speed limit I mean that shit be fun Ngl
Golden rule of criminal activity 🫡
@@griff2nicee576 not worth it. After you get pulled over once or twice doing that, you’ll see
Omg goblin always right on time just took a sheet of acid n fixed my crack pipe with duck tape. How does he always know when to drop
😂😂😂
Crack is whack and tweak is weak, but acid smacks, three sheets for me ;) 😂
cap
Average goblin viewer
😂😂😂
Odds he sees this are low but I think im speaking for many of his subs when I say it would be sick to have a video or two talking about a kind of timeline of Goblin's substance use. A tweaker timeline if you will.
great idea
Lmaooo
like and comment so goblin sees this
I second the tweaker timeline
Watch his how I became a UA-camr video on his second channel it recaps a good amount of it
“This guy drives like we’re in Simpsons hit and run” damn Goblin stop callin me out 💀
u lyin like shit
Everyone always says perfect timing like they aren’t high 10 hours of the day everyday😂😂anytime is a perfect time 💀
Dawg fr 😂😂
brandon
Swear😂😂😂smokin 6 times a day of course he’s gonna drop when you just got fucked up
10 hours?!?! Rookie numbers
Goblin is the only good commentator left always knows how to make my day better
Only? Not at all. One of the goats? Fasho
fr
When you think about it, all/most of us lived these shitty situations. At least 10 times for me im 31.
He was just smart enough to build youtube, and lucky to be an amazing story teller with the ‘voice’.
Addies and coke def helped the motivation.
👏 Gob. i respect the hustle
Ikr? Most commentators are just whining about something they dislike. Goblin just reminisces on shit and tells entertaining adulthood bedtime stories
Been watching you for a few years, crazy to see how the content and how you have grown, 2022 year of the notorious G.O.B
He’s gonna put that on a shirt lmao
@@quintin1240 he should id buy it !!
Driving with a guy who just got out of prison for robbing someone while having coke in pocket. Goblin: “sounds like a good idea”
Shout out to goblin dude is getting paid off telling stories every midwest guy that grew up in the middle of bumfuck nowhere can relate to hahahah.
facts 💀😭😭
I’m glad I didn’t need drugs to have fun in highschool, we lived in a very rural community but didn’t have to become losers like this guy
It says in the description none of it is true, and it's purely for entertainment purposes, but that might be for legal reasons. You don't want the authorities to think your actually doing drugs 😉
In any case, he is probably not paid off, and more likely making these stories up or recounting another person's story, but who am I to know
@@nashiggyjay9944 thats for legal reasons. psyched substance also does that in videos where he literally does drugs. i wouldnt doubt that goblin exaggerates sometimes but his stories seem to be real considering he remembers little details and has a lot of continuity that people making up fake stories would not do well at.
by paid off the guy means that hes making money off of these videos not that hes being paid off
@@Novafan see I'd assume that somebody on psychoactive substances wouldn't be able to remember all the little details
Perfect timing. Just took 10 Benadryl and smoked 30mg of dmt mixed with some 80x salvia extract
Have a good trip
You’re a rare one liking salvia.
@@Unsubscribedd my comment was a joke. The only one of those 3 things i've ever done is dmt.
My little brother's name was Anthony and he was a raging coke head and a incredibly reckless driver lol so this video made me smile I appreciate that goblin big ups for that
rip
Sounds like a pretty cool guy
@@samtaulli8504 ong
Hope he's got a never ending racetrack where ever he is man. 🕊️ Much love
@@screweduptexas thank you that genuinely was kind
Always droppin a video at the perfect time goblin, keep it up!
I think we're also just always smoking too haha
Fr just got off work
coke and liquor for a “chill little evening” I love goblin bro😂😂
Bro you always drop the at the right time, it’s literally been a shit day for me so thank you for cheering me up with this hoot and a holler💯
seriously though this vids been the highlight of my day
@@blunter420 same bro
Dumb sheep comment
Your timing is impeccable I'm I Manuel breathing mode right now off this cart, I needed this video 😂💀
Bruh 😂
Fuckin hate that man 💀 good luck me aswell
Pesticide pack
Racist asssss mf said I'm Manuel breathing like damn that weed got you turnin Mexican asf😂
To anyone seeing this, I am a law student so trust me: You do not have to talk to a police officer or give him your identification if you are a passenger in a car that is pulled over. You have done nothing illegal, you’re just a passenger. To ask for an ID a crime must be committed, so you can just say no I haven’t committed any crime and I don’t wish to self identify. The cop should ONLY be dealing with the driver who committed a traffic violation, the passengers are NOT being detained. Goblin didn’t have to talk to the cop, give any information or step out of the vehicle, he is simply a passenger who’s done nothing wrong. Know your rights or you’ll be fucked hard.
Goblin needs to make a series of him living in his car
Just drank a 40, ate a whole bottle of 30 quaaludes, and shot up 4 heroin needles. Goblin always got that perfect timing
Jesus fucking Christ
bro is transcending dimensions rn. Shit I don't even know what a quaalude is
@@Spaghetti742that shit from the wolf of wall street 😂😂😂
@@puga2592 mf doin them chinese designer drugs
Goblin the goat for real, I’ve never been disappointed by a video 💯
Just decided to take a poop and the gobman uploads perfect timing as always
Goblin pulling the hoot and hollers out of his ass again, keep it up gobs, only UA-camr I can watch all the time
When you think about it, all/most of us lived these shitty situations. At least 10 times for me im 31.
He was just smart enough to build youtube, and lucky to be an amazing story teller with the ‘voice’.
Addies and coke def helped the motivation.
👏 Gob. i respect the hustle
Yeah, but i think if a person with adhd takes adderal, thats different to a neurotypical person
People also seriously underestimate the storytelling potential of their life because it’s so normal to them
Waving at the cop like he’s your long lost father 😂😂
Love listening to goblin videos in the car when I’m out door dashing
"That's what you get for driving on suspended"
Meanwhile struggles to hide coke
Hell yuh dawg sparkin rn n got the notification 😮💨
Perfect timing, got a 60 of Smirnoff, sum weed and I see goblin uploaded this gon be a good night
Absolutely banger timing my boi
Bruh this is the only place on UA-cam that makes me feel at home. Your the peoples champ lol. I’ve got some similar stories broady.
In Australia, driving on a suspended licence, you have to go to court and face jail time.
yeah nah thats bullshit
Goblin posting at the best times!!!
its currently summer, im pissbroke with no weed and im pulling all nighters every night, love watching your videos during night man. 🙏🔥
You got problems fr
@@DylanJT99 Least he ain’t smoking weed
I'm waving at the guy like just dropped me off at school. I'm waving like a little laddy. 😂
Just when I thought hope was lost you come in with a banger thanks Goblin love you bro!!!
Smokin a bowl watching goblin it’s gone be a good night absolute banger
Bro I had some vodka and I’m drunk ASF and it’s always dope watching goblin love you man keep up the stories ❤️
complete sentences not drunk enough
Cringe as fuck
@@cajun_8985 does high and drunk caught
Goblin always coming in with another banger 😎 Absolute legend love ur narration of the storys makes it 100x better keep it up bro
Seeing that mugshot is all I needed to know that this is going to be a banger
You the best goblin. Keep it up
"I'm waving at the guy like he's my long lost father"😂😂
Got pulled over once with a gram of H, a crack pipe & a syringe w/ a spoon. I was in the back seat. Put the point & spoon in my sock, ate the boy and shoved the pipe deep into the seat. After giving the cop a few fake names in a high drug trafficking area & refusing a search he let us go & let me drive home since the girl driving didn’t have her Ls. Dropped her off since it was late & stole her car for a couple days. God I was such a piece of shit 25 y/o
ah, see that was two crimes at once, thats more than the maximum
Perfict timing like always gob. Just sparked up.
I rode shotty to county once. Coolest trooper I ever met. At one point before the official arrest, he put his hat on the dash. It slid off and I caught it and put it back up for him. He whipped around and said, "You know it's against Indiana law to touch an officer's uniform? ...Thanks." Yea, I spent the night in the tank, but hey, no charges.
thanks goblin, impeccable timing as usual.
Gob comin in with a new video right as I was finding something to watch
What kind of coke head saves coke 😭
what the hell is that timing, I Just got up and started hitting my cart. perfect timing goblin my dude. love the videos my dude keep it up.
Goblin w the best timing. I'm way too high and was just in front of my parents
goblin always dropping at the right time i just butt chugged a 5th of jack and got my meth pipe ready!! it’s gonna be a good video boys💪🏽💪🏽
this is sad bro
💀😂
Wtf is going on in these comments, help.
Is this a channel for crackheads? And why is it in my recommended
Goblin coming up📈🗓📈🗓📈🗓📈
Goblin should make a new drug tier list but they’re ranked by which drugs have made the best stories on the channel
Lit
i always watch goblins videos baked af and then i can rewatch them cuz i forgot them
other gob viewers : "i just sparked one up gob perfect timing" me: lets go goblin uploaded gonna chug this 5oz bottle of delsym and smoke this pathetic 0.2 of weed out of my tinfoil pipe
I jus tried coke for the first time last night did a gram with my buddy we stayed up all night long in a McDonald’s parking lot freestyling lmao
Its my birthday boys, favorite thing to watch stoned.
Yooooooooooooooooo
Yooooooooooooooo
Yooooooooooooooooooooo
@@Mango-xr1ow yooooooooooooo
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm watching goblin with the computer at rehab
Sams mom is a Legend‼️🤣
This better be a hoot and a holler
hands down love Goblin, but there's just no way this mans life was this much of a movie. Seems like he had 2 years of crazy memories each week
ay perfect timing with the hoot and holler, thanks gobby fr
took 2 flinstone gummies as a little pregame for the new goblin video, number 3 just went down the hatch this gonna be a fun trip
Sams mom might be the tweaker lmaoo
Bruh i thought these ‘perfect timing’ comments where 🧢 but im just ab to go on break and stoned asf😂😂 glookin gob
Jesus goblin memories unlocked Simpsons hit and run is a absolute gem
I absolutely love that no jumper podcast you did I honestly didn't expect you to be so fluent
Idk how Gob continue to keep dropping bangers such as this, glooks from Michigan
Lmao when he announced the podcast a year early
holy shit, when i heard "if you remember the kid whos mom had security cameras and would yell at us" i had a FLASHBACK from coke chronicles
Let's go baby, perfect timing as always! Glad to have you back goblin
Ngl gob iv been bored as hell all day you just hyped me up
Perfect timing bro i was starting to get lonely then u uploaded love you gob
IMPECCABLE TIMING AS ALWAYS GOBLINNN!!!!
2:27 "Only done a little bit of it.."
2:31 Yeah, *_a whole gram to the dome_*
lolol I know, it can escalate quickly and become 2 before you know it. Don't miss those days. 🤣
Goblin always drops when I’m up having a late night shesh
gobby gameplay slappin
baked and couldn’t find nothing to watch, i open youtube and i see this. what a blessing
Goblin that podcast channel is gonna go crazy man I cant wait
Bruh goblin always be dropping at the perfect time. I just got done producing my first batch of meth and it hits hard. How does he know when to upload?
I've seen similar things, the residents called the cops to patrol around for sure after hearing/seeing a speeding car
Yo goblin can you drop some more grinders? Shit looked snazzy
Ayy goblin podcast just found out about it now hyped for that man gonna be a hoot and a holler
I’m so excited for the podcast
Whenever I’m fiending for drugs I always watch a goblin video to keep me distracted :)
When I can’t sleep cuz I’m too fucked up and my shits beating out my chest I put goblin on and I fall sleep 😁
I love u so much for mentioning Simpson's hit and run PS2 bois!
Finally a goblin banger story 🤠
THE TIMING IS JUST TOO GOOD GOB
Goblin really do be the most ever
Aye it’s kinda lit when he uses your name in one of the vids
Came back from a fam party. Light up my thang. Video drop perfect
The best commentator on yt no 🧢
As a passenger you’re not required to show ID during a traffic stop.
Back at it again with another bangerrrr
i just got some mids and goblin just dropped a banger
Podcasts finna be a hoot