The Xanax Catastrophe

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  3 роки тому +244

    Don't forget to check out the two videos on my second channel - bit.ly/3B8cQ4E
    I hope you all enjoy this video! Thanks for the love lately :)

    • @contentdeleted4978
      @contentdeleted4978 3 роки тому +4

      1st

    • @CameronVSO
      @CameronVSO 3 роки тому +3

      2nd and what game is this?

    • @LokaVision
      @LokaVision 3 роки тому +3

      what game is this?

    • @NCKBKR
      @NCKBKR 3 роки тому +1

      @@LokaVision back 4 blood, same people who made left 4 dead

    • @NCKBKR
      @NCKBKR 3 роки тому +1

      @@CameronVSO ^

  • @orionthatman9390
    @orionthatman9390 3 роки тому +1324

    Bro the fact that they mission impossibled that shit while barred out is literally insane 💀

    • @dannyboy643ify
      @dannyboy643ify 2 роки тому +23

      Panic mode initiated

    • @ZurikanFX7
      @ZurikanFX7 2 роки тому +9

      Fake ass story lmao

    • @eluhaj04
      @eluhaj04 2 роки тому +61

      @@ZurikanFX7 nah, you must just have nothing going on in your life.

    • @rheziii
      @rheziii 2 роки тому

      @@ZurikanFX7 no ur life is just boring

    • @Certified_731
      @Certified_731 2 роки тому +47

      @@ZurikanFX7 just go out and do shit, not that uncommon to hear abt the type of shit goblin does bro haha

  • @shrikkz4161
    @shrikkz4161 3 роки тому +210

    This is a certified suburban classic

  • @twigtwigtwig
    @twigtwigtwig 3 роки тому +878

    you already know it’s gonna be a wild ride when goblins barred out

    • @RuthIess_
      @RuthIess_ 3 роки тому +6

      Bar’d***

    • @davidlaw39
      @davidlaw39 3 роки тому +21

      @@RuthIess_ that's not English bro😂 he said it right, get lost.

    • @LouuDawg
      @LouuDawg 3 роки тому +2

      @@RuthIess_ shut.
      up

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 роки тому +6

      @@LouuDawg *shu’t up

    • @LouuDawg
      @LouuDawg 3 роки тому +5

      @@BlekJamal literally 🤣😭

  • @00maniacmanny00
    @00maniacmanny00 3 роки тому +389

    "He's gutting the blunt with precision like he's in Squid Game" lmao

  • @MrLukejosh
    @MrLukejosh 3 роки тому +261

    5:49 you know goblin in the zone when he corrects himself after being correct

  • @AJ11OH-IO
    @AJ11OH-IO 2 роки тому +141

    I've dealt with anxiety due to a rare skin issue etc growing up. At 17 i was taking 2 bars a day. By the time i was 25 i was taking 10 to 12 bars a day just to feel right. I quit and was told later this was stupid because i quit cold turkey and had seizures daily and my head spinning, spacey, not able to coordinate anything like shooting hoops or speech. Im glad its over tho. They are so dangerous and addicting.

    • @fireteammichael1777
      @fireteammichael1777 2 роки тому +20

      10 - 12!?!?! Omg brother, I don't envy what you went through, and glad you're ok & overcame that shit! DEFINITELY dangerous and addictive!

    • @AJ11OH-IO
      @AJ11OH-IO 2 роки тому +15

      @@fireteammichael1777 Thanks brother and yes its much better without them now. I had multiple seizures and my head was spinning for weeks which made it so hard to engage in conversation or even want to. I was so scared of dying since i heard those and Alcohol are the only 2 withdraws that can kill you. Thanks again my friend and i hope only good things for you

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 2 роки тому +8

      Lol i never been a barhead but 12 a day to 0 is insane, you must have some crazy discipline

    • @davidbarnes4742
      @davidbarnes4742 2 роки тому +1

      Yea I had to quit taking them as well. The withdraws are awful

    • @AJ11OH-IO
      @AJ11OH-IO 2 роки тому +5

      @@BigBodyBiggolo Man I honestly don't think I would have been able to if I didn't get help for 10 days but even when I got home after 10 days, I was still a mess in the head. Confused, lack of awareness and extreme anxiety. It must have been 2 months before I felt almost normal again etc. I never did it to get high either. I have always had anxiety from a rare skin condition that cause social anxiety when I was around 12. Taking them as I was was gonna shorten my life one way or another and who knows what people put in them now so it's not worth it but I'm glad I got the help I needed then and after. Thanks 🙏

  • @dkilla3513
    @dkilla3513 3 роки тому +343

    The absolute perfect timing

  • @uggadugga6833
    @uggadugga6833 3 роки тому +81

    “Look dude it’s spinning man” but I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

  • @coldbloodedexotics5057
    @coldbloodedexotics5057 3 роки тому +86

    it’s kinda wild how he posts only when it’s the best time. crazy party happened tn come home to a goblin party fucked uppp can’t be better

  • @jessesam2539
    @jessesam2539 3 роки тому +54

    Perfect timing as always

  • @johnnyheat3123
    @johnnyheat3123 2 роки тому +9

    You love a close call story like this man, had a lot myself and it’s incredible when it all pans out.

  • @mfgamzini5188
    @mfgamzini5188 3 роки тому +24

    Having the worst night I’ve had in a while. Thanks for making it better gobby

  • @Its_ZaLe
    @Its_ZaLe 3 роки тому +17

    Just got off work. Wasn’t expecting this treat!

  • @MikkeHesmyr
    @MikkeHesmyr 3 роки тому +182

    That bud and xan synergy is so real lmao

    • @SavCity650
      @SavCity650 3 роки тому +5

      Synergism!!

    • @Ganun7
      @Ganun7 3 роки тому +11

      add a beer or two shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    • @rheziii
      @rheziii 2 роки тому +25

      @@Ganun7 shiiiiiiiiiiiittttt prison😍

    • @elitewarrior0076
      @elitewarrior0076 2 роки тому

      @@Ganun7 fuck that don’t drink on xans

    • @larrytate1657
      @larrytate1657 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ganun7 no need

  • @colechapin3554
    @colechapin3554 2 роки тому +150

    I do zero drugs, Im debatably an alcoholic. With that said, I absolutely love this fucking channel. The content is in depth and having Goblin being completely honest/hysterical makes every video fucking gold. Cant tell you the amount of times I have rewatched the cocaine chronicles…

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 роки тому +52

      So you do a drug

    • @nicksalvatore5717
      @nicksalvatore5717 2 роки тому +54

      Alcohol is a drug bro. I’ve done mushrooms and cannabis, and alcohol is still the most overwhelming and powerful for me in large doses.

    • @stickwittaglocc7563
      @stickwittaglocc7563 2 роки тому +24

      Alcoholic frr sayin alcohol ain’t a drug lol

    • @eric-qz7cr
      @eric-qz7cr 2 роки тому +8

      @@nicksalvatore5717 what alcohol you drinking thats more powerful than shrooms

    • @alukeofalltrades
      @alukeofalltrades 2 роки тому +11

      so what you’re saying is YOU DO DRUGS. you are NOT better than anyone else.

  • @jordansegall4484
    @jordansegall4484 3 роки тому +51

    One of the best goblin stories in a while 🙏

  • @BWADaniel
    @BWADaniel 3 роки тому +51

    My Xanax phase went so hard, they started calling me Xaniel instead of Daniel 😂

    • @blueghost53
      @blueghost53 2 роки тому +10

      Omm they told me damn Daniel back with the xans instead of vans 😂😂

    • @Beavisofficial
      @Beavisofficial Рік тому +8

      Are "they" in the room with us right now Daniel??

    • @kevinbond8966
      @kevinbond8966 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@Beavisofficial Xaniel*

    • @Beavisofficial
      @Beavisofficial 4 місяці тому

      @@kevinbond8966 nobody calls him that

  • @professoroak1920
    @professoroak1920 3 роки тому +35

    his dad probably realized it was an accident, and accepted you guys replacing the whole computer as your punishment

  • @GhostFaceX95
    @GhostFaceX95 3 роки тому +15

    For such a young dude, you have the gnarlyest best stories bro! Much love

  • @johnthicks8568
    @johnthicks8568 Рік тому +22

    Xanax spelled backwards is Xanax.

    • @mumu4L
      @mumu4L 4 місяці тому +4

      no it’s xanaX

    • @Durkeothemanifestar
      @Durkeothemanifestar Місяць тому +2

      @@mumu4Lwhy did i think this was so funny😭

    • @mumu4L
      @mumu4L Місяць тому +2

      @@Durkeothemanifestar idek why i commented that i was probably fried 😂😂😂

    • @Durkeothemanifestar
      @Durkeothemanifestar Місяць тому

      @@mumu4L I be fried asl creating the music on my acc that u can checc out😂💯

    • @HomelandertheGOAT
      @HomelandertheGOAT 23 дні тому

      Wanna get pegged

  • @adamsandler8458
    @adamsandler8458 3 роки тому +40

    My mans coulda just got a new power supply but was so barred out that he wanted to buy a new pc 😭

  • @carlosespinoza3131
    @carlosespinoza3131 3 роки тому +76

    Yesssir just scored a sack, and goblin uploads, finna be a Good Friday night.

    • @sylvanbrey286
      @sylvanbrey286 3 роки тому

      Yesssssirrr 😈😈

    • @juliuso3454
      @juliuso3454 3 роки тому

      Jus copped 10 carts 💁🏽‍♂️ gangggg

    • @dylanwood2287
      @dylanwood2287 3 роки тому +1

      Whatcha smokin on

    • @dandollas
      @dandollas 3 роки тому +7

      @@juliuso3454 stop smokin that trash unless its from a dispo

    • @juliuso3454
      @juliuso3454 3 роки тому +1

      @@dylanwood2287 cake cart dispo 💁🏽‍♂️

  • @kodojow22
    @kodojow22 3 роки тому +64

    Knowing how a pc works now would’ve helped a lot 😂 could’ve spent $60 on a power supply and replaced it

    • @szycho
      @szycho 3 роки тому +4

      That's what I'm sayin💀

    • @nicksalvatore5717
      @nicksalvatore5717 2 роки тому +4

      @@szycho if soda poured on the power supply it could’ve fried all the components inside

  • @Horsebandit571
    @Horsebandit571 3 роки тому +37

    The squid game blunt gutting was fucking hilarious

  • @tommymunz8087
    @tommymunz8087 3 роки тому +16

    Goblin n yola the best storytellers on yt

  • @johnkowal7833
    @johnkowal7833 3 роки тому +9

    Awfully good memory for someone barred out suspicious

    • @Green-Hoe
      @Green-Hoe 2 роки тому +1

      not really. i remember everything when i’m barred out

  • @boyphobic.
    @boyphobic. 3 роки тому +52

    Baked out my mind and Gobby comes out with a hoot

    • @trelll4257
      @trelll4257 3 роки тому +3

      along with a holler if you would

    • @shottyhottie
      @shottyhottie 3 роки тому +1

      A bit late but hope you enjoyed! I'm smokin and watching now

    • @Pittaz
      @Pittaz 3 роки тому +1

      Gobby 😂

  • @naydernn4725
    @naydernn4725 3 роки тому +15

    Gob we have that kind of table too, got it back in the 80's, it's either smaller and circular or you push it out and it's more ovally and fits two extra people

  • @deam0155
    @deam0155 Рік тому +8

    I like how the final boss of this entire mission came down to 8 screws, and it was so difficult that implementing 4 of them was deemed impossible. Like coming up with the new PC, and learning how to swap the harddrive was able to be done. But 4 screws? fck it idk it's like an impossible rubik's cube, get the scotch tape.

  • @dominicklogic9738
    @dominicklogic9738 3 роки тому +7

    Love ya gob thanks for always pushing out the great content

  • @wan786100
    @wan786100 3 роки тому +12

    I’m literally crying this one a banger Fs😭

  • @its_ghost2123
    @its_ghost2123 3 роки тому +4

    goblin always comes through with the bangers

  • @samuelavacado574
    @samuelavacado574 3 роки тому +4

    Fresh outa work and whippin in forza while listening to this 😩🔥🔥

  • @chancewheeler4108
    @chancewheeler4108 Рік тому +1

    2:01 me-drops Oreo in milk goblin- “are you kidding me”

  • @ogmichaelbones
    @ogmichaelbones 3 роки тому +16

    The fact that he bought a whole new cumputer but still worried cuz the old hardrive is wiped amazes me

    • @ext93
      @ext93 2 роки тому

      Cumputer... is that a PC dedicated only to pron? 😂

  • @leo8049
    @leo8049 2 роки тому +8

    Me and my homie crashed his girls car on xans and we're so high we didn't even realize it. One of our tires went out and when we pulled over, two cars pulled up behind us and excused us of being drunk bc how badly we'd been driving around. I grabbed my backpack and dipped. My homie handed me the xans and weed before I left. He only got a DUI, no possession charges and I didn't get caught. I've never ran so fast in my life 😂😂😂

  • @altaydilari2549
    @altaydilari2549 3 роки тому +4

    Goblin has blessed us once again 🙏

  • @xavierdixon8108
    @xavierdixon8108 3 роки тому +2

    Always nice to see a new drop

  • @JuggaloNY
    @JuggaloNY 3 роки тому +10

    Yo this shit had me straight laughing the entire time... good storytelling ability

  • @jtk344
    @jtk344 3 роки тому +1

    Always a good night when your favorite UA-camr post

  • @kam6597
    @kam6597 3 роки тому +3

    Love you goblin thanks for the videos man

  • @MINDDUMPUS
    @MINDDUMPUS 2 роки тому

    This is probably my favorite Goblin story. Big ups

  • @kianvaziri6840
    @kianvaziri6840 3 роки тому +8

    Time for another banger

  • @ThePolarBearProductions
    @ThePolarBearProductions 2 роки тому +2

    My favorite tradition is coming home from work for lunch and eating lunch and listening to Goblin

  • @clipsconfidential
    @clipsconfidential 3 роки тому +14

    u should’ve bought the same pc then returned the broken one in the new ones box, works like a charm

  • @incvd
    @incvd 9 місяців тому

    Barred out on 3mg and listening to this is chill af

  • @yournan5372
    @yournan5372 3 роки тому +6

    Goblin bro thanks for all the content you put out helps me everyday

  • @bouttopullup5127
    @bouttopullup5127 11 місяців тому

    "If they can spell weed, i'll block em" LMFAO😂

  • @symmo4810
    @symmo4810 3 роки тому +19

    What a timing, just popped some benzos to sleep lol

    • @paulpete5184
      @paulpete5184 3 роки тому +1

      @@rockstarrkato1573 lol u fiend out

  • @tannerwright7202
    @tannerwright7202 3 роки тому +2

    Glass of whiskey and a cigar to watch goblin

  • @seabass580
    @seabass580 3 роки тому +1

    Gobo with a banger lets listen

  • @peytoncornett6493
    @peytoncornett6493 3 роки тому +4

    This gonna be a hoot and a holla love you gob

  • @darraghsean5682
    @darraghsean5682 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on 420k subs my guy !!!

  • @RareTS
    @RareTS 3 роки тому +3

    20:27 bruh the way he says voila

  • @stunnaman9
    @stunnaman9 Рік тому

    I love your stories bro it takes me back to my come up

  • @cheese6894
    @cheese6894 3 роки тому +4

    Got out the mental hospital to an absolute banger

  • @garn3r470
    @garn3r470 3 роки тому +1

    Babe wake up goblin posted

  • @joakovids
    @joakovids 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly that was his dad's bad bro, who thought it was a good idea to leave the CPU under a dining table that has an opening. It was a matter of time until someone knocked a glass

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 роки тому

      They probably didn't est at the table

  • @BoredReisu
    @BoredReisu Рік тому

    Like my 10th time watching, n the “I’ll go to church!” 😂☠️ gets me every time

  • @NicestPS5
    @NicestPS5 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that you remember any details of the story means the bars weren’t real

  • @Kharma710
    @Kharma710 3 роки тому

    The goblin 420k special bouta go crazyyyyy

  • @Smugperson
    @Smugperson 3 роки тому +13

    So many expensive items lost, yet so many gained... xanx gents

  • @spoon811
    @spoon811 3 місяці тому +1

    One of the best stories

  • @blinky4778
    @blinky4778 3 роки тому +3

    bro this shit made me laugh so fucking hard lol the things we think we are capable of doing when bared the fuck out of our mind lol

  • @dingingmove5699
    @dingingmove5699 3 роки тому +1

    15:41 if any of my friends can spell weed I’ll block them lmaooooooooo

  • @resilience.renaissance
    @resilience.renaissance 3 роки тому +5

    When xanax in the title you already know its gonna be a hoot and a holler

  • @Logan.Courreges
    @Logan.Courreges 3 роки тому

    Goblin comin in clutch with yet another hoot and a holler

  • @jr_kulik
    @jr_kulik 3 роки тому +9

    Damn we’re nearly at 420k subs! This is an epic milestone.

    • @spider3755
      @spider3755 3 роки тому +1

      Lol you're apart of LGBTQ

    • @jr_kulik
      @jr_kulik 3 роки тому +3

      @@spider3755 why you saying this?

    • @heroinfathr
      @heroinfathr 3 роки тому

      @@spider3755 who gives a fuck lmao

  • @billalsaid3787
    @billalsaid3787 3 роки тому +2

    A good way to start the day, greetings from Norway

  • @bryanherrera6689
    @bryanherrera6689 3 роки тому +4

    Came faster than the police at white neighborhood 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @autumraider6796
    @autumraider6796 Рік тому

    Always listening on my drive home from work

  • @LB-zt1js
    @LB-zt1js 2 роки тому +3

    Man me and my bro used to get lost on them Xans... hours would go by and we had no idea wtf happened or what we were doing lol!

  • @jamesnoyes6316
    @jamesnoyes6316 2 роки тому

    Truly might be the best Goblin story

  • @Mike-xd8ip
    @Mike-xd8ip 3 роки тому +3

    man if you just got a new power unit the repair would have been like 30-40$

  • @BandozShiestworld615
    @BandozShiestworld615 Рік тому

    Always the “yea dude u kno like .. I gotchu “ 😂😂

  • @devinhughes8278
    @devinhughes8278 3 роки тому +6

    Got 150 mgs of codeine in Mt veins as soon as this dropped

  • @AyeeRecko
    @AyeeRecko 3 роки тому

    upload while i’m off 2 20’s this gone be a hoot

  • @EricGettingBaked
    @EricGettingBaked 3 роки тому +6

    Literally just popped a bar before watching this noice

    • @EricGettingBaked
      @EricGettingBaked 3 роки тому +1

      Not a good thing jack ass

    • @gavin4061
      @gavin4061 3 роки тому +2

      @@EricGettingBaked that post xan realization

  • @iTzGeckoPrinz_T
    @iTzGeckoPrinz_T 3 роки тому

    This could have been 3 Stories but Goblin hooked us up!

  • @ThePirateDjango
    @ThePirateDjango 2 роки тому +3

    sounds like my high school experience... taking and selling bars, addies, weed, and oxy instead of school. Managed to graduate from both high school and college. Got an actual degree too, finance, not some bullshit. Fun times.

  • @morelightpm457
    @morelightpm457 Рік тому

    Appreciate your honesty pimp

  • @JayScho
    @JayScho 3 роки тому +3

    I’d never ask my black mom no shit like that 😂

  • @kingfourteen1701
    @kingfourteen1701 3 роки тому +1

    6:49 lmfaoooooooo😂 I'm barred tf out rn so this shit hilarious!

  • @sighlust2985
    @sighlust2985 3 роки тому +3

    Your videos are literally poetry

  • @rickc-137___
    @rickc-137___ 2 роки тому

    I don't always get high but when I do I listen to goblin

  • @prodspacecadet
    @prodspacecadet 3 роки тому +6

    5:00 everyone’s grandparents has that table. Or In the Uk at least.

  • @fent
    @fent 3 роки тому

    cant believe u uploaded while im trying to find something to watch

  • @oblivion4572
    @oblivion4572 3 роки тому +3

    Hulks bring out the absolute worst in you, some of my lowest lows on those things

  • @andytom91
    @andytom91 3 роки тому

    New favorite channel

  • @Billionaire1998
    @Billionaire1998 3 роки тому +4

    My best friend died yesterday due to a fentanyl laced xanax pill

  • @lilflossin14
    @lilflossin14 11 місяців тому +1

    That table you talking about is a leaf they're expensive

  • @Spaxes
    @Spaxes 3 роки тому +2

    already know this a banger

  • @aminecraftaddiction
    @aminecraftaddiction 3 роки тому +3

    Why didn’t you just get a new power supply at Best Buy lol

  • @slyywalkr
    @slyywalkr 3 роки тому

    THANK THE HOOT AND HOLLER LORDS GOBBY POSTED ANOTHER BANGER

  • @Brandon-op9uf
    @Brandon-op9uf 3 роки тому +3

    A as in singular? I’ve had so many terrible xanax experiences those bad bois are different

  • @Jewol
    @Jewol 3 роки тому

    Congrats on 420k subs Gob!!!

  • @CosyProlific
    @CosyProlific 3 роки тому +4

    yo what's the game?

  • @cartdot
    @cartdot 3 роки тому +2

    Certified Hoot Classic

  • @lavon9305
    @lavon9305 3 роки тому +3

    If only you knew all you needed was a power supply for about 75 bones

    • @szycho
      @szycho 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly 💀