I robbed my plug once. But he was a plug who always under weighed everything and had a record of ripping people off. I went over bought some wax and flower. Before he weighed anything I gave him the money and we blazed that was a normal thing with us. But he ended up passing out this time. So I took what I was owed and some extra wax on my way out I got thirsty so I grabbed a soda but when I opened the fridge I saw a 6 pack of beer and a couple fifths of random alcohol. So I just took a fifth of vodka. A few days later the guy got caught up in a bust selling to minors. I should’ve took more.
Rite?! And what’s worse, in the sphere of substance use, there are always 5 of those dumb asses for every “true” friend that keeps their wits about them and doesn’t shit on your front doorstep, so to speak.
Best advice I’ve been given is to “always remember you’re a leader not a follower” I’ve walked away from situations cause it wasn’t my vibe. Saved my ass a few times
Goblin, you can’t just leave us on a cliffhanger like this, what was Michael’s plan for going back home did he just assume Danny would never show up again
Bro it’s like 5 grams of weed lmao. You’d have to be a total loser to stalk someone over 5 grams of weed. Confronting someone right after it happened sure. But after that it’s more like a fade on sight.
I had a friend who tried to robb a drug dealer and got his index finger and middle finger blown off with a shotgun. he's lucky to be alive. I guess it depends on where you live and who the drug dealer is. But robbing drug dealers can get you killed very easily. At the moment we were hanging out on the westside of Dayton Ohio. One of the worst neighborhoods around my city. Also listening to your story I understand you were in high school but honestly you should have gave him back the weed if you guys still had it. That's pretty messed up to drop some bullshit out the window then take off on him. You wouldn't want someone doing that shit to you. Sounds like your friend Michael was a real piece of shit.. If he was robbing a bank and you were with him you would have went to prison even if you knew about it or not
@Acceleration Quanta lol idk if you are serious but if you are saying stealing is manly is just mad cringe. Robbing a bank? Sure thats badass as fuck, robbing someone you know for an eight is just scummy
This dude lucky that big guys didn’t do anything If that was me all his car’s windows and house windows and property would have gotten fucked up Gets my weeds worth and more hahahha
This is probably one of my favorite stories of yours honestly 😂 sounds like something that would happen to me, except I'd be goblin where I had no clue my friend stole the shit till after the fact and would then have to deal with the consequences 😂
This was me and all of my friends in minnesota from 2015 thru 2020 I can relate so much to goblin if you listen to him talk he 100% Genuine honest dude he dose not cap
When I had the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 7 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Florida, I'll be very grateful
I must say I'm glad I got into smoking not only post recreational legalization but also in Michigan, in the promised land where I can get a decent ounce for 100. Hell I've even bought a $50 ounce at the dispo and boy were those mids but they got the job done once I burned through the other two ounces I bought with it.
Honestly UP bud is great! From where I am in WI, the price of gas has to hit dang near $6 a gallon before the local street prices are a better deal. Yeah it's an all day mission, but it's a beautiful drive and zips are cheap
This shit brings such nostalgia 😂. I’m 25 an did so much of the same shit. Went to an alternative school for weed like 3 times. Skipped school to get lit countless times. Hit petty licks more times than I can count. The part that really gets me is that how those petty licks really did feel like such a come up 😂
Hell yea stealing stories are the best shout out to all my Hitalick Larry's OG lemme get that And chain snatcher chads Only broke mfs here real hoot holler goon activites
Thank you all for the love on the grinders, we crashed the site for two hours and they sold out so quickly... love yall
love you lil gob
yo love you always and for ever g
Gob are we getting a 400k stream???
Keep up the good work homie you been getting too it latley
Hi how’s it going watching from broomfield Colorado
"I'm not the asshole, I'm just benefitting from his crime."
Goblin 2021
How to say your a scumbag without saying your a scumbag...
@@justsomecommie2638 gobby isn’t a scum you loser 🤣
Its fun having friends like that
Basically any politician.
@@cd123atd4e nah bro
bro is an absolute menace in gta🤣
No menace... he is a goblinnn
And irl
Bro is the best first person shooter for sure 😂
@@Yomamaonmyballs gta has auto aim
@@whocares7153 yes but dont really help when driving like he was 😂 and in first person
yet another integral piece of the GOBLIN lore.
When the gmu coming dawg n who going to make it it needs to happen smh
Goblin lore >>> Elder Scrolls
Goblin lore is the new LOTR
lmao
Tf does integral mean
I robbed my plug once. But he was a plug who always under weighed everything and had a record of ripping people off. I went over bought some wax and flower. Before he weighed anything I gave him the money and we blazed that was a normal thing with us. But he ended up passing out this time. So I took what I was owed and some extra wax on my way out I got thirsty so I grabbed a soda but when I opened the fridge I saw a 6 pack of beer and a couple fifths of random alcohol. So I just took a fifth of vodka. A few days later the guy got caught up in a bust selling to minors. I should’ve took more.
lmao that’s funny as shit
😂😂 shoulda took everything he had on
hahahaha good on you man
I should've took more💀😂
I paid my plug back 3k a week before he went to prison and died 3 months later
“No wonder he WAS a virgin for so long”. BILL NO LONGER VIRGIN CONFIRMED GG WE DID IT BOYS
Let’s go Bill 👍🏻
W
@@its_ghost2123 IN
Hell yeah
Turns out it was a prostitute
Gob hire an animator for these classics, could be sick
Nice OOZ pfp bro
Fantastic idea
It would be fantastic
Yeah whoever does joe rogans
He needs to hire actors and directors and just make a goblin movie
Always wit the perfect timing
ong
Timing is always perfect because we always high
for reallll bro
@@zaca7520 haha
Yessuhhhh
The gameplay is immaculate
fr😂
y’all fried too😂
@@610melo asf broo
some of the sickest gameplay yet!
@@petersveter6925 same 😭
Just smoked started drinking and then you post, tonight gonna be a banger
Fucking facts💯
It's over
prolly more of a hoot and a holler if you will
A hoot and a holler*
@@Sweaterliketendency oh yes we will
The worst friends are the friends who get you into bad situations and don’t even seem to care. Vile people
Rite?! And what’s worse, in the sphere of substance use, there are always 5 of those dumb asses for every “true” friend that keeps their wits about them and doesn’t shit on your front doorstep, so to speak.
@@samsonhaze6595 😭you ok?
Fr…..
Ikr
Best advice I’ve been given is to “always remember you’re a leader not a follower” I’ve walked away from situations cause it wasn’t my vibe. Saved my ass a few times
one of the best stories in a long time
facts the new stories kinda shit
@@bassandgrass567 he literally has pics 😑
@@unknownperson-qm1eu no
@@bassandgrass567 theyre not fake or bad stories, just not as good as the og ones
At this point you have more lore then Skyrim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment😂😂
someone needs to animate this
you honestly make me happy goblin, and theres not much else that makes me happy. keep up
litterly
Your stories will forever keep me entertained. Thank you.
its nice to meet a gamer who else knows what that "street life" is about.
A drug lord, like me.
bruh
All of this shit is so cap lmao
@@trippie_fabio3181 I honestly can’t tell
@@Obama___ trust, it’s obviously cap lol. Goblin does not live that much of an exciting life and still look like that lmfso
immaculate piece of fine literature
Ahh perfect time for a hoot and a holler
I’m in the hospital and have an IV attached to me, goblin thank you for this blessing.
Get well bro
@@Jpellz47 god bless, have a good rest of your week :)
@@bryce7502 what happened brooduh
hope you all good homie! watching goblin videos is always a hoot and a holler fr
hahaha me too I was in the hospital the whole summer holiday. just watched goblin nonstop
just woke up from the longest nap of my life to this hoot and a holler
Love going back and listening to the hoodlum classics
Bro I remember the struggle of finding different plugs in highschool... Now I know an obscene amount of plugs to go to
Welder?
He was about to 2v1 us LMAOOOO im still laughing from that this truly was a hoot and a holler lol
Never had a hard time finding a plug back in my day, now waiting for guy to come through was always the funk.
Goblin, you can’t just leave us on a cliffhanger like this, what was Michael’s plan for going back home did he just assume Danny would never show up again
Bro it’s like 5 grams of weed lmao. You’d have to be a total loser to stalk someone over 5 grams of weed. Confronting someone right after it happened sure. But after that it’s more like a fade on sight.
@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 hundred percent agree.
awe Danny sounds like a decent plug rip
this is one of the funniest stories yet gob got me cracking up lmao
real ones know the second he mentions bill we all thought about that he a life long virgin.😭
Goblin taking about being to ahead of yourself when your young is actually so true the more I think about it
I had a friend who tried to robb a drug dealer and got his index finger and middle finger blown off with a shotgun. he's lucky to be alive. I guess it depends on where you live and who the drug dealer is. But robbing drug dealers can get you killed very easily. At the moment we were hanging out on the westside of Dayton Ohio. One of the worst neighborhoods around my city. Also listening to your story I understand you were in high school but honestly you should have gave him back the weed if you guys still had it. That's pretty messed up to drop some bullshit out the window then take off on him. You wouldn't want someone doing that shit to you. Sounds like your friend Michael was a real piece of shit.. If he was robbing a bank and you were with him you would have went to prison even if you knew about it or not
only in ohio
@Acceleration Quanta lol idk if you are serious but if you are saying stealing is manly is just mad cringe. Robbing a bank? Sure thats badass as fuck, robbing someone you know for an eight is just scummy
I had a coworker who had some gnarly scars on his leg because he tried to rob his coke dealer and the dude shot him in the leg with a shotgun
This dude lucky that big guys didn’t do anything
If that was me all his car’s windows and house windows and property would have gotten fucked up
Gets my weeds worth and more hahahha
Looks like Mr. moral Man decided to show up
Finally some goblin content
'drink your water right now'
takes sip of beer
It's still water
Always love listening to these stories
watching him be a global criminal in gta while giving us stories is so good
"I'll drop it out of my bedroom window"
*drops anvil*
“No wonder he was a virgin for so long” had me rolling🤣
Hanging out in the garage was some real shit
managed to get a grinder when they released, cant wait for it to come
Your shit looks dope, would you be open to comissions?
Always met in the garage and definitely remember kids who scaled out what they matched with ! lol
This is a certified hood classic.
This dude is not hood 😂
@@jt70SEVEN obviously kid wtf
So true, if you and the homie had $20 together that was a good ass night, now that’s a starter
Bro me and m my friends in hs are dropping atleast 80 every party we have
“Hittin up the mid men” got me dyin
Goblin taking all his anger out on gta 😭🔥
Love the OG highschool stories
Made my day, a true classic.
JUST STARTING THIS SO EXCITED ITS FINNA BE A BANGER BOYS AND GIRLS
goblin makes drinking water hype as hell
11:42 | It's more like you're an Uber Driver and you bring the passenger to the crime and then ALSO bring the passenger to dump the body 🤣
by far my favourite youtube channel
Just started a T break yesterday and saw goblin posted.. guess I’m re starting tomorrow lol
Bro goblin this story is definitely the funniest I've heard so far....
I’ve been feening for an upload my guy
Same g🤣
*drinking water noises* YO. THAT WAS A LONG ASS SIP.
Timing so damn perfect just need a stream 2nite 2 💯
11:50 me reaching for my bottle right as you were saying something 😭
You know the videos going to be good when he says it’s going to be a hoot and a holler
“Drippin off my upper lip, just how I like, I like a big gulp”
Zesty goblin moment
This is probably one of my favorite stories of yours honestly 😂 sounds like something that would happen to me, except I'd be goblin where I had no clue my friend stole the shit till after the fact and would then have to deal with the consequences 😂
17:28 lmfao after that laugh I knew it was gonna be good 🤣😂
PERFECT TIMING AGAIN!!!! YOURE GOD‼️‼️‼️
AYO GOBBY CONGRATS ON 400K🔥🔥CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT 600K CELEBRATION MY GUY
Just finished a 12 hour stream and get rewarded with this😮💨😈 love u gob
“its purified water with electrolytes for taste” bro sounded like billy mayes 💀
Just got done smoking, perfect timing as always
I ABSOLUTELY DIED WHEN HE STARTED TELLING THE BAIT PART
Bro was mesmerized at that bag of coins 💀
Bro, this is one of the funniest videos you’ve made recently. I’M WHEEZIN!😭😭
This was me and all of my friends in minnesota from 2015 thru 2020 I can relate so much to goblin if you listen to him talk he 100% Genuine honest dude he dose not cap
Thnks Gob you made my morning bro smoking some ice cream cake out the wood
"I'm hitting up all the mid men " the most relatable part of the video
6:53 lmfao
Bill punching air rn hearing this
Yessir almost 400k, love the grind goblin
“The Plug” only had 9gs at most lmaoo
6:50 too much memories 😭😭😂😂 I’m dying laughing
Bro perfect timing. I’m so assed
Let’s gooo congrats on 400k
When I had the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 7 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Florida, I'll be very grateful
Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life
It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth..
[mycelium_doc_ ]
Ships psychs
It generally does what you ask of it sometimes you get a little extra thrown in as well
@@Stephen-kt2nj Where to contact him? Is it IG?
Congrats on 400k Goblin🥳
I must say I'm glad I got into smoking not only post recreational legalization but also in Michigan, in the promised land where I can get a decent ounce for 100. Hell I've even bought a $50 ounce at the dispo and boy were those mids but they got the job done once I burned through the other two ounces I bought with it.
50 an o and ppl in Ireland here would be dying
Honestly UP bud is great! From where I am in WI, the price of gas has to hit dang near $6 a gallon before the local street prices are a better deal. Yeah it's an all day mission, but it's a beautiful drive and zips are cheap
Yo the spoiler alert killed me hahahahaha 🤣🤣
Been waiting on this
“As soon as he said he slipt the weed, I approve of this lil more” 😂
already know this ones a banger
you are so close hitting 400k subs. love your videos man
This shit brings such nostalgia 😂. I’m 25 an did so much of the same shit.
Went to an alternative school for weed like 3 times. Skipped school to get lit countless times. Hit petty licks more times than I can count.
The part that really gets me is that how those petty licks really did feel like such a come up 😂
Why did this Danny story get my heart pounding
No lie I’m the scale guy most of the time 😂 I don’t wanna be throwing in way more
Stingy ass 🤣🤦🏾♂️
Everyone talks shit about you when you leave the room. "Can you believe this stingy ass".
Bro just eyeball it it’s never that serious😭
@@dougconner95 lmfao
"No wonder he was a virgin for so long" LMFAO I had no idea people would EVER scale weed before matching smfh
see if we robbed a plug in my city we’d have the higher ups to deal with and they’d probably kill us lol 😂
Same but my OGs really shake shit around my city so once mfs catch note its over with
God... Rep means nothing these days. Glad I'm out the game
i m literally wsted u post at tge best times lmao
Hell yea stealing stories are the best shout out to all my
Hitalick Larry's
OG lemme get that
And chain snatcher chads
Only broke mfs here real hoot holler goon activites
what
Bro my brain melted reading this
one of the funniest stories yet. this ones a classic
Let’s fucking go goblin immaculate timing
Edit: wait a fucking minute is Bill no longer a virgin
Yeah he said in previous story that he had finally lost it
Popped a xane and bud and goblin uploads 🐐 today’s finna be a good day
This one’s a classic
Congrats on 400k!!
This is some trailer park boys shit hahaha
Haven’t even started and gob already got me hyped ❤️
Lost my V card today
adda bot
Sorry bro 🙏 praying for you
I keep mine in my wallet so I don’t lose it 😉