I robbed my plug once. But he was a plug who always under weighed everything and had a record of ripping people off. I went over bought some wax and flower. Before he weighed anything I gave him the money and we blazed that was a normal thing with us. But he ended up passing out this time. So I took what I was owed and some extra wax on my way out I got thirsty so I grabbed a soda but when I opened the fridge I saw a 6 pack of beer and a couple fifths of random alcohol. So I just took a fifth of vodka. A few days later the guy got caught up in a bust selling to minors. I should’ve took more.
Rite?! And what’s worse, in the sphere of substance use, there are always 5 of those dumb asses for every “true” friend that keeps their wits about them and doesn’t shit on your front doorstep, so to speak.
Best advice I’ve been given is to “always remember you’re a leader not a follower” I’ve walked away from situations cause it wasn’t my vibe. Saved my ass a few times
Goblin, you can’t just leave us on a cliffhanger like this, what was Michael’s plan for going back home did he just assume Danny would never show up again
Bro it’s like 5 grams of weed lmao. You’d have to be a total loser to stalk someone over 5 grams of weed. Confronting someone right after it happened sure. But after that it’s more like a fade on sight.
I had a friend who tried to robb a drug dealer and got his index finger and middle finger blown off with a shotgun. he's lucky to be alive. I guess it depends on where you live and who the drug dealer is. But robbing drug dealers can get you killed very easily. At the moment we were hanging out on the westside of Dayton Ohio. One of the worst neighborhoods around my city. Also listening to your story I understand you were in high school but honestly you should have gave him back the weed if you guys still had it. That's pretty messed up to drop some bullshit out the window then take off on him. You wouldn't want someone doing that shit to you. Sounds like your friend Michael was a real piece of shit.. If he was robbing a bank and you were with him you would have went to prison even if you knew about it or not
@Acceleration Quanta lol idk if you are serious but if you are saying stealing is manly is just mad cringe. Robbing a bank? Sure thats badass as fuck, robbing someone you know for an eight is just scummy
This dude lucky that big guys didn’t do anything If that was me all his car’s windows and house windows and property would have gotten fucked up Gets my weeds worth and more hahahha
This is probably one of my favorite stories of yours honestly 😂 sounds like something that would happen to me, except I'd be goblin where I had no clue my friend stole the shit till after the fact and would then have to deal with the consequences 😂
This shit brings such nostalgia 😂. I’m 25 an did so much of the same shit. Went to an alternative school for weed like 3 times. Skipped school to get lit countless times. Hit petty licks more times than I can count. The part that really gets me is that how those petty licks really did feel like such a come up 😂
This was me and all of my friends in minnesota from 2015 thru 2020 I can relate so much to goblin if you listen to him talk he 100% Genuine honest dude he dose not cap
I must say I'm glad I got into smoking not only post recreational legalization but also in Michigan, in the promised land where I can get a decent ounce for 100. Hell I've even bought a $50 ounce at the dispo and boy were those mids but they got the job done once I burned through the other two ounces I bought with it.
Honestly UP bud is great! From where I am in WI, the price of gas has to hit dang near $6 a gallon before the local street prices are a better deal. Yeah it's an all day mission, but it's a beautiful drive and zips are cheap
When I had the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 7 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Florida, I'll be very grateful
Hell yea stealing stories are the best shout out to all my Hitalick Larry's OG lemme get that And chain snatcher chads Only broke mfs here real hoot holler goon activites
Thank you all for the love on the grinders, we crashed the site for two hours and they sold out so quickly... love yall
love you lil gob
yo love you always and for ever g
Gob are we getting a 400k stream???
Keep up the good work homie you been getting too it latley
Hi how’s it going watching from broomfield Colorado
"I'm not the asshole, I'm just benefitting from his crime."
Goblin 2021
How to say your a scumbag without saying your a scumbag...
@@justsomecommie2638 gobby isn’t a scum you loser 🤣
Its fun having friends like that
Basically any politician.
@@cd123atd4e nah bro
bro is an absolute menace in gta🤣
No menace... he is a goblinnn
And irl
Bro is the best first person shooter for sure 😂
@@Yomamaonmyballs gta has auto aim
@@whocares7153 yes but dont really help when driving like he was 😂 and in first person
yet another integral piece of the GOBLIN lore.
When the gmu coming dawg n who going to make it it needs to happen smh
Goblin lore >>> Elder Scrolls
Goblin lore is the new LOTR
lmao
Tf does integral mean
I robbed my plug once. But he was a plug who always under weighed everything and had a record of ripping people off. I went over bought some wax and flower. Before he weighed anything I gave him the money and we blazed that was a normal thing with us. But he ended up passing out this time. So I took what I was owed and some extra wax on my way out I got thirsty so I grabbed a soda but when I opened the fridge I saw a 6 pack of beer and a couple fifths of random alcohol. So I just took a fifth of vodka. A few days later the guy got caught up in a bust selling to minors. I should’ve took more.
lmao that’s funny as shit
😂😂 shoulda took everything he had on
hahahaha good on you man
I should've took more💀😂
I paid my plug back 3k a week before he went to prison and died 3 months later
Gob hire an animator for these classics, could be sick
Nice OOZ pfp bro
Fantastic idea
It would be fantastic
Yeah whoever does joe rogans
He needs to hire actors and directors and just make a goblin movie
“No wonder he WAS a virgin for so long”. BILL NO LONGER VIRGIN CONFIRMED GG WE DID IT BOYS
Let’s go Bill 👍🏻
W
@@its_ghost2123 IN
Hell yeah
Turns out it was a prostitute
Always wit the perfect timing
ong
Timing is always perfect because we always high
for reallll bro
@@zaca7520 haha
Yessuhhhh
Just smoked started drinking and then you post, tonight gonna be a banger
Fucking facts💯
It's over
prolly more of a hoot and a holler if you will
A hoot and a holler*
@@Sweaterliketendency oh yes we will
The gameplay is immaculate
fr😂
y’all fried too😂
@@610melo asf broo
some of the sickest gameplay yet!
@@petersveter6925 same 😭
The worst friends are the friends who get you into bad situations and don’t even seem to care. Vile people
Rite?! And what’s worse, in the sphere of substance use, there are always 5 of those dumb asses for every “true” friend that keeps their wits about them and doesn’t shit on your front doorstep, so to speak.
@@samsonhaze6595 😭you ok?
Fr…..
Ikr
Best advice I’ve been given is to “always remember you’re a leader not a follower” I’ve walked away from situations cause it wasn’t my vibe. Saved my ass a few times
one of the best stories in a long time
facts the new stories kinda shit
@@bassandgrass567 he literally has pics 😑
@@unknownperson-qm1eu no
@@bassandgrass567 theyre not fake or bad stories, just not as good as the og ones
At this point you have more lore then Skyrim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment😂😂
its nice to meet a gamer who else knows what that "street life" is about.
A drug lord, like me.
bruh
All of this shit is so cap lmao
@@trippie_fabio3181 I honestly can’t tell
@@Obama___ trust, it’s obviously cap lol. Goblin does not live that much of an exciting life and still look like that lmfso
someone needs to animate this
you honestly make me happy goblin, and theres not much else that makes me happy. keep up
litterly
Your stories will forever keep me entertained. Thank you.
Never had a hard time finding a plug back in my day, now waiting for guy to come through was always the funk.
I’m in the hospital and have an IV attached to me, goblin thank you for this blessing.
Get well bro
@@Jpellz47 god bless, have a good rest of your week :)
@@bryce7502 what happened brooduh
hope you all good homie! watching goblin videos is always a hoot and a holler fr
hahaha me too I was in the hospital the whole summer holiday. just watched goblin nonstop
just woke up from the longest nap of my life to this hoot and a holler
Goblin, you can’t just leave us on a cliffhanger like this, what was Michael’s plan for going back home did he just assume Danny would never show up again
Bro it’s like 5 grams of weed lmao. You’d have to be a total loser to stalk someone over 5 grams of weed. Confronting someone right after it happened sure. But after that it’s more like a fade on sight.
@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 hundred percent agree.
Ahh perfect time for a hoot and a holler
Bro I remember the struggle of finding different plugs in highschool... Now I know an obscene amount of plugs to go to
Welder?
awe Danny sounds like a decent plug rip
immaculate piece of fine literature
this is one of the funniest stories yet gob got me cracking up lmao
Goblin taking about being to ahead of yourself when your young is actually so true the more I think about it
real ones know the second he mentions bill we all thought about that he a life long virgin.😭
Hanging out in the garage was some real shit
I had a friend who tried to robb a drug dealer and got his index finger and middle finger blown off with a shotgun. he's lucky to be alive. I guess it depends on where you live and who the drug dealer is. But robbing drug dealers can get you killed very easily. At the moment we were hanging out on the westside of Dayton Ohio. One of the worst neighborhoods around my city. Also listening to your story I understand you were in high school but honestly you should have gave him back the weed if you guys still had it. That's pretty messed up to drop some bullshit out the window then take off on him. You wouldn't want someone doing that shit to you. Sounds like your friend Michael was a real piece of shit.. If he was robbing a bank and you were with him you would have went to prison even if you knew about it or not
only in ohio
@Acceleration Quanta lol idk if you are serious but if you are saying stealing is manly is just mad cringe. Robbing a bank? Sure thats badass as fuck, robbing someone you know for an eight is just scummy
I had a coworker who had some gnarly scars on his leg because he tried to rob his coke dealer and the dude shot him in the leg with a shotgun
This dude lucky that big guys didn’t do anything
If that was me all his car’s windows and house windows and property would have gotten fucked up
Gets my weeds worth and more hahahha
Looks like Mr. moral Man decided to show up
So true, if you and the homie had $20 together that was a good ass night, now that’s a starter
Bro me and m my friends in hs are dropping atleast 80 every party we have
watching him be a global criminal in gta while giving us stories is so good
Always met in the garage and definitely remember kids who scaled out what they matched with ! lol
"I'll drop it out of my bedroom window"
*drops anvil*
JUST STARTING THIS SO EXCITED ITS FINNA BE A BANGER BOYS AND GIRLS
'drink your water right now'
takes sip of beer
It's still water
He was about to 2v1 us LMAOOOO im still laughing from that this truly was a hoot and a holler lol
“Hittin up the mid men” got me dyin
You know the videos going to be good when he says it’s going to be a hoot and a holler
This is probably one of my favorite stories of yours honestly 😂 sounds like something that would happen to me, except I'd be goblin where I had no clue my friend stole the shit till after the fact and would then have to deal with the consequences 😂
Finally some goblin content
managed to get a grinder when they released, cant wait for it to come
Your shit looks dope, would you be open to comissions?
Always love listening to these stories
“its purified water with electrolytes for taste” bro sounded like billy mayes 💀
This shit brings such nostalgia 😂. I’m 25 an did so much of the same shit.
Went to an alternative school for weed like 3 times. Skipped school to get lit countless times. Hit petty licks more times than I can count.
The part that really gets me is that how those petty licks really did feel like such a come up 😂
This is a certified hood classic.
This dude is not hood 😂
@@jt70SEVEN obviously kid wtf
goblin makes drinking water hype as hell
Goblin taking all his anger out on gta 😭🔥
Love the OG highschool stories
Love going back and listening to the hoodlum classics
11:42 | It's more like you're an Uber Driver and you bring the passenger to the crime and then ALSO bring the passenger to dump the body 🤣
Bro goblin this story is definitely the funniest I've heard so far....
Timing so damn perfect just need a stream 2nite 2 💯
Just started a T break yesterday and saw goblin posted.. guess I’m re starting tomorrow lol
“No wonder he was a virgin for so long” had me rolling🤣
Bro was mesmerized at that bag of coins 💀
Just got done smoking, perfect timing as always
This was me and all of my friends in minnesota from 2015 thru 2020 I can relate so much to goblin if you listen to him talk he 100% Genuine honest dude he dose not cap
I must say I'm glad I got into smoking not only post recreational legalization but also in Michigan, in the promised land where I can get a decent ounce for 100. Hell I've even bought a $50 ounce at the dispo and boy were those mids but they got the job done once I burned through the other two ounces I bought with it.
50 an o and ppl in Ireland here would be dying
Honestly UP bud is great! From where I am in WI, the price of gas has to hit dang near $6 a gallon before the local street prices are a better deal. Yeah it's an all day mission, but it's a beautiful drive and zips are cheap
"I'm hitting up all the mid men " the most relatable part of the video
Just finished a 12 hour stream and get rewarded with this😮💨😈 love u gob
“Drippin off my upper lip, just how I like, I like a big gulp”
Zesty goblin moment
Made my day, a true classic.
Only goblin would casually drives thru the subway
Not enough plugs in town to cross the dealer, throw a friend under the bus to keep it cool with him.
“The Plug” only had 9gs at most lmaoo
Bro, this is one of the funniest videos you’ve made recently. I’M WHEEZIN!😭😭
Thnks Gob you made my morning bro smoking some ice cream cake out the wood
I ABSOLUTELY DIED WHEN HE STARTED TELLING THE BAIT PART
6:53 lmfao
Bill punching air rn hearing this
Nah busting out scales for a G is pure insane, eyeball that shiii 😂
PERFECT TIMING AGAIN!!!! YOURE GOD‼️‼️‼️
This guy chats sm it’s unbelievable😂😂
I’ve been feening for an upload my guy
Same g🤣
one of the funniest stories yet. this ones a classic
No lie I’m the scale guy most of the time 😂 I don’t wanna be throwing in way more
Stingy ass 🤣🤦🏾♂️
Everyone talks shit about you when you leave the room. "Can you believe this stingy ass".
Bro just eyeball it it’s never that serious😭
@@dougconner95 lmfao
by far my favourite youtube channel
Bro perfect timing. I’m so assed
Legit was just rewatchin the cocaine chronicles when this dropped 🤙🏻 lehgoo
His best series for sure
Let’s fucking go goblin immaculate timing
Edit: wait a fucking minute is Bill no longer a virgin
Yeah he said in previous story that he had finally lost it
gonna tell my kids goblin was Shakespeare
When I had the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 7 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Florida, I'll be very grateful
Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life
It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth..
[mycelium_doc_ ]
Ships psychs
It generally does what you ask of it sometimes you get a little extra thrown in as well
@@Stephen-kt2nj Where to contact him? Is it IG?
its always banger when goblin plays gta
This one’s a classic
This guys lore is insane
already know this ones a banger
perfect timing just smoked two joints and goblin uploads
Hell yea stealing stories are the best shout out to all my
Hitalick Larry's
OG lemme get that
And chain snatcher chads
Only broke mfs here real hoot holler goon activites
what
Bro my brain melted reading this
Nothing like smoking a joint and listening to goblin
The real question is did Danny ever find out 👀 😳
He knows now lmao
always a banger when GTA is in the background
see if we robbed a plug in my city we’d have the higher ups to deal with and they’d probably kill us lol 😂
Same but my OGs really shake shit around my city so once mfs catch note its over with
God... Rep means nothing these days. Glad I'm out the game
"No wonder he was a virgin for so long" LMFAO I had no idea people would EVER scale weed before matching smfh
Lost my V card today
adda bot
Sorry bro 🙏 praying for you
I keep mine in my wallet so I don’t lose it 😉
Goblin shootin up the block while talking about robbin the plug
This is some trailer park boys shit hahaha
Ironically , I actually had a literal big gulp from 711 I was drinking during this. Lol. Cheers.
Love your stories, just don’t be robbing people man, it’s not cool
Drunk as shi, always coming thru wit the perfect timing
Been waiting on this