Selling Drugs at a Kids Birthday Party

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 3 роки тому +694

    “I would remember you cause u were funny lookin”😭

  • @grimmie1950
    @grimmie1950 3 роки тому +859

    "Could've been my own mother Cashapping me, never woulda heard from me again"

  • @rondonxy1245
    @rondonxy1245 3 роки тому +1434

    this how many people smoked today

    • @fearlessduck1773
      @fearlessduck1773 3 роки тому +30

      Nope 😔

    • @wificake2091
      @wificake2091 3 роки тому +40

      Just smoked on my roof lmao

    • @rondonxy1245
      @rondonxy1245 3 роки тому +21

      @@wificake2091 sounds fun asf

    • @wificake2091
      @wificake2091 3 роки тому +14

      I do it everyday bc I live at my parents house :/

    • @wificake2091
      @wificake2091 3 роки тому +4

      @Rondarius Ragsdale close the window, but I got caught smokeing by my mom a couple days ago and she took my only bubbler so I gotta move out to get it back

  • @onlydeadofficial2578
    @onlydeadofficial2578 3 роки тому +400

    "I'm gonna sell this zip at this little kids birthday party" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GoblinLiveStreamArchive
    @GoblinLiveStreamArchive 3 роки тому +832

    Having goblin on in the background while you sesh is the ultimate vibe.

  • @marcflores9132
    @marcflores9132 3 роки тому +352

    just by the title i can tell this a gonna be an absolute hoot n a holler🤣🤣

  • @JuanDough503
    @JuanDough503 3 роки тому +273

    Goblin was that kid that Parent’s told their kids to stay away from 🤣

    • @byme8764
      @byme8764 3 роки тому +8

      😂faxxssss

    • @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
      @kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 5 місяців тому +3

      and the kid that I would definently try to turn into my plug💀💀💀

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 4 дні тому

      @@kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 Same here 💀💀💀.

  • @schtendo4464
    @schtendo4464 3 роки тому +415

    Not gonna lie gobby this is exactly what I needed rn

    • @Metropolis.Antichrist
      @Metropolis.Antichrist 3 роки тому +6

      bro same i just got broken up with

    • @travis3227
      @travis3227 3 роки тому +13

      same bro my girlfriend just got one pumped and is now waiting the lobby. She was fuckin free bro, dog water.

    • @josefdoesthings
      @josefdoesthings 3 роки тому +3

      @@Metropolis.Antichrist oh yeah? Well my house just caught on fire

    • @rachelterry7577
      @rachelterry7577 3 роки тому

      @@Metropolis.Antichrist damn bro you want talk about it

    • @chasekinnally8519
      @chasekinnally8519 3 роки тому +6

      Wtf happened to y’all???!!? Im just sitting here rippin dabs with Gob to the 65 inch

  • @dangerguy32
    @dangerguy32 3 роки тому +201

    Crazy how theres just been a massive drugtube drought 😂

    • @Andrewofftheblock
      @Andrewofftheblock 3 роки тому +39

      X codeh has me thinking he’s dead with the times between uploads

    • @sadaholic
      @sadaholic 3 роки тому +2

      @@Andrewofftheblock bro right?

    • @OrangeYTT
      @OrangeYTT 3 роки тому +16

      @@Andrewofftheblock He probably had to get an actual job since UA-cam doesn't pay.

    • @wolfchild4414
      @wolfchild4414 3 роки тому +27

      @@Andrewofftheblock Nah, he ran out of stories to tell.

    • @jmoney8622
      @jmoney8622 3 роки тому +6

      @@wolfchild4414 probably lol

  • @dreithen8693
    @dreithen8693 3 роки тому +131

    sees the title:
    "of course he would"

  • @etherealsedation
    @etherealsedation 3 роки тому +94

    Thank you for this. I work night shift and I'm bored as fuck. I listen to Goblin stories in my headphones, so that the night doesn't feel like it drags on as much.

    • @gavinjay4201
      @gavinjay4201 2 роки тому +5

      i do the same thing 5-2😂😂

  • @yikeseymcyowza4316
    @yikeseymcyowza4316 3 роки тому +71

    Was bored outta my mind just smackin the pen until I see this notification, love the content bro

  • @evangodbey4106
    @evangodbey4106 3 роки тому +74

    Why am I binge watching his whole channel right now

    • @Matiii555
      @Matiii555 3 роки тому +18

      Ive done that like 3times

    • @piratekid8099
      @piratekid8099 3 роки тому +7

      I do that every time im high

    • @evangodbey4106
      @evangodbey4106 3 роки тому +3

      @@piratekid8099 me too and I get high a lot so I’m gonna run out of videos soon

    • @piratekid8099
      @piratekid8099 3 роки тому +1

      @@evangodbey4106 lmfao mood

    • @hjmobercgaming1209
      @hjmobercgaming1209 2 роки тому +2

      @@piratekid8099 same but whenever I watch these videos high I get through the whole video and realize I haven’t been listening to a word this man is saying still fun af though

  • @Hightiedisland
    @Hightiedisland 3 роки тому +297

    Poor Danny paying $275 an ounce 😂😂😂

    • @connorpratt4874
      @connorpratt4874 3 роки тому +17

      That’s not bad if the bud is amazing, like when I buy high quality shit I spend 140-160 for a half oz

    • @hades0509
      @hades0509 3 роки тому +55

      @@connorpratt4874 ion know chief better be some PROPAAAANEEEEEE

    • @DontSwjngXIM
      @DontSwjngXIM 3 роки тому +13

      @@connorpratt4874 lol he in Illinois tho not Cali

    • @connorpratt4874
      @connorpratt4874 3 роки тому +2

      @@DontSwjngXIM so?

    • @Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires
      @Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires 2 роки тому +1

      That’s the magic of selling to white kids

  • @johnmoles4122
    @johnmoles4122 3 роки тому +21

    "Not the demographic I was trynna kick it with"
    idk why but this shit killed me 😂😂😂

  • @k9ily724
    @k9ily724 3 роки тому +24

    “dog shit flips off the diving board” 😂😂

  • @joseortiz5473
    @joseortiz5473 3 роки тому +44

    My boy this is the greatest thing I've needed while hungover and high asf 👌🏾🍃🍃

  • @HappyHippos32
    @HappyHippos32 3 роки тому +43

    This man is an amazing storyteller.

  • @user-eo5xx4ii2u
    @user-eo5xx4ii2u 3 роки тому +87

    Bruh what kind of back door doctor doesn’t give you antibiotics for a pulled tooth🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaydover346
      @jaydover346 3 роки тому +1

      They did the same to me a few weeks ago

    • @Bruno-gj4jj
      @Bruno-gj4jj 3 роки тому +24

      He prolly seen his videos and didn't want to give him no drugs lol

    • @user-eo5xx4ii2u
      @user-eo5xx4ii2u 3 роки тому +3

      @@Bruno-gj4jj on god🤣

    • @none-lu5oh
      @none-lu5oh 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-eo5xx4ii2u lmaoooo om he saw the one where he went to the hospital to get surgery he kept saying" the shit they gave me "🥴 and he gets high in the bathroom😂

    • @embo3073
      @embo3073 3 роки тому

      Bro even when I got my shit pulled in Mexico they hooked me up with keterol

  • @7thhokage87
    @7thhokage87 3 роки тому +87

    I’m watching this while smoking a joint in a blizzard

    • @tommypickles3544
      @tommypickles3544 3 роки тому +9

      “BLIZZARD?!!?”- Soulja boy voice

    • @SuperSix4
      @SuperSix4 3 роки тому +9

      Living my dream man fucking probation sucks

    • @LuisC7
      @LuisC7 Рік тому

      Blizzard?

    • @LuisC7
      @LuisC7 Рік тому

      @@SuperSix4 why probation?

  • @Nathan21738
    @Nathan21738 3 роки тому +35

    “Watching kids do dogshit flips off the diving board”🤣

  • @reeceschrock396
    @reeceschrock396 3 роки тому +13

    I never got mad for a sec that you took time off! I saw that post. Take all the time you need! Glad you're well.

  • @dmgedits1086
    @dmgedits1086 3 роки тому +17

    I listen to your videos before I go to sleep shit just feels right and when I’m fucked up

  • @salespersonx6340
    @salespersonx6340 3 роки тому +20

    "I got a stanky stanky zip" 😭

  • @tannerr2011
    @tannerr2011 3 роки тому +10

    Certified hoot and holler. Every time. Let’s GOOOO

  • @xjabroneh6116
    @xjabroneh6116 3 роки тому +6

    i’ve been waiting ages and eons, glad to see you’re back!!

  • @stevenlich4922
    @stevenlich4922 3 роки тому +5

    “idk man, i guess just deal drugs at kids birthday parties” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @--mirrota--1654
    @--mirrota--1654 3 роки тому +15

    I like to imagine that that kid from the bday is a huge goblin fan

  • @ImCrackedDudes
    @ImCrackedDudes 3 роки тому +51

    Gobyyy is backkk let’s gooooo been a while

    • @chris9679
      @chris9679 3 роки тому

      Lessgo agario😂😂

  • @frosted7672
    @frosted7672 3 роки тому +8

    me just scrolling through my youtube feed "selling drugs at a kids birthday party" hell yeah I'm clicking on that

  • @victormolina7049
    @victormolina7049 3 роки тому +11

    the next kid to walk over and asks me to see them do a flip... I’m punting them it’s over with 😂😂🤣🤣💀

  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 3 роки тому +10

    Ive been waiting an eternity for an upload!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 hope you feeling better goblin🙏

  • @styler3967
    @styler3967 3 роки тому +6

    bruh that shit about "I wouldnt even cash app my mom back" mans was juggin i was DEADD

  • @noremacc6815
    @noremacc6815 3 роки тому +11

    The fact UA-cam pays you for this is the reason I can sleep at night

  • @RhineReal
    @RhineReal 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve never related to goblin more until he said “and I’m like wow... I’ve got money from last paycheck!”

  • @cant__follow
    @cant__follow 3 роки тому +9

    "Yall prolly like who df is danny I said dat too so I taxed em."

  • @daturainoxa3037
    @daturainoxa3037 3 роки тому +7

    Glad you’re feeling better goblin. We missed you ❤️

  • @thagoodgames
    @thagoodgames 3 роки тому +6

    But for real though, take time to recover when you need it or if you’re just getting burned out, I personally would rather have a happy, healthy Goblin that makes videos every week or two to one who is so in pain he can’t talk or so burnt out that he starts to resent making videos. You do you, my guy, I’m not going anywhere.

  • @JuanDough503
    @JuanDough503 3 роки тому +15

    Mama Goblin told him that his friends are bad influences but he is the one coming up with shit to do 🤣🤣

  • @shisui9922
    @shisui9922 3 роки тому +2

    i’ve literally watched all of your videos in the past week. this is crazy

  • @chasekinnally8519
    @chasekinnally8519 3 роки тому +8

    Lol you wanna know something neat? There is between 500-1000 of us watching this at the same time

  • @user-hk6xo9tv5q
    @user-hk6xo9tv5q 3 роки тому +17

    Was having withdrawals from not getting any goblin content 😒😒

  • @marklee9352
    @marklee9352 3 роки тому +3

    14:28 this shit had me dying this is why I’m subbed with notifications on😂.
    Keep up the good work g

  • @xmouldeyfartx2853
    @xmouldeyfartx2853 Рік тому +1

    “You funny looking” had me weezin

  • @rackaiddd9675
    @rackaiddd9675 3 роки тому +6

    this man never misses

  • @DerringtonLatour
    @DerringtonLatour 3 роки тому +2

    Glad you feel better goblin, I'm happy every time you upload.

  • @uncannygemini
    @uncannygemini Рік тому +1

    I love listening to GBLN when I'm at work high asf

  • @2011jolin
    @2011jolin Рік тому +1

    Im brazilian and i honestly learned all the drug vocabullary since i started watching goblins videos, u the best storyteller ive ever seen

  • @lacalce5500
    @lacalce5500 3 роки тому +3

    Falling asleep to goblin > anything

  • @sethennis3316
    @sethennis3316 9 місяців тому +1

    Sounds like something my mom would do but I’m not stupid enough to end up on probation so I’d show up to the party high af

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo Місяць тому +1

    That 1st dentist probably got trained in North Korea 🇰🇵💀.

  • @ImMeE19
    @ImMeE19 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you goblin. I’ve really been getting into your videos lately, For the past month I’ve been binging all your videos and it’s made life just way better, again thanks boss man

  • @ogsalv1653
    @ogsalv1653 3 роки тому +4

    " a little potato walkin around the crib for a week" lmaoooo

  • @zharbi6475
    @zharbi6475 3 роки тому +9

    Just woke up and Goblin posted while I'm smoking

  • @dustinemerzian5989
    @dustinemerzian5989 2 роки тому

    Boblin, I'll never meet you. thank God for that. But dayum is it nice to have an infinite number of awesome stories to just chill in when you're high as hell and wanna remember the old days.

  • @Dommy-Wommy34
    @Dommy-Wommy34 12 днів тому

    “Happy birthday, it’s lit to see you” lmao 😂

  • @TheF.M.J.S
    @TheF.M.J.S 3 роки тому

    All these stories. Absolute classics! Certified hood/suburban Classics

  • @tonymiles2017
    @tonymiles2017 3 роки тому +1

    This is what I needed for a while myself.

  • @christiancaron5094
    @christiancaron5094 3 роки тому +2

    “Always keep one of em on me” 😭

  • @Barn3yRS
    @Barn3yRS 3 роки тому +1

    TIS AN EPIC TALE YOUNG GOBLIN BOI

  • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
    @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 3 роки тому +3

    Let’s get it baby, hoots and hollers ahead.

  • @ethanfuggin
    @ethanfuggin 3 роки тому

    “Rat bastard dentist”😂🤣🤣😂🤣 got me dead fam

  • @marcoescalante1235
    @marcoescalante1235 3 роки тому +1

    3:11 damn goblin got betrayed by his tm8 😂

  • @britonchoate1594
    @britonchoate1594 2 роки тому

    Goblin when you go off topic the vid jus gets better honestly longer vids of you jus getting off topic would be lit

  • @billisntcool8373
    @billisntcool8373 3 роки тому +1

    Nobody: Goblin: “Back on topic here”

  • @nicroze
    @nicroze 6 місяців тому +2

    holy fuck no wayyyyy i’m watching this video the day i got my 4 wisdom teeth removed too, got some hydros (mostly acetaminophen) :33 great video gobby

  • @sage5219
    @sage5219 3 роки тому +1

    my boy gob always comin with the heat

  • @polylill
    @polylill 3 роки тому +4

    Parents that drag their kids to crap like that just want you to drive em home😂

  • @huntermccoole191
    @huntermccoole191 3 роки тому +3

    Already know it’s gon b a hoot

  • @pptrash5528
    @pptrash5528 3 роки тому +3

    THE KING IS BACK!!!!

  • @Bernd.
    @Bernd. 3 роки тому +4

    these notis are gettin real scary in public

  • @mykaylanburner7988
    @mykaylanburner7988 2 роки тому

    Goblin coming in clutch w the hydration reminders 😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @austinpreston2118
    @austinpreston2118 3 роки тому +6

    This reminds me of the time I ruined a graduation party because I bought some edibles there 😅

  • @ashtondelph9065
    @ashtondelph9065 3 роки тому

    Here as soon as I got the notification glad your feeling better and some new bangers can come out

  • @toiletgremlin2929
    @toiletgremlin2929 3 роки тому

    One of my favorite gob videos idk why

  • @animeedits0526
    @animeedits0526 3 роки тому

    You know ita gonna be a hoot in a holler when ya boy goblin drops a banger

  • @camrenhart1155
    @camrenhart1155 3 роки тому +5

    I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out at the same time too. They gave 80 hydros lmao. Didn't take a single one

  • @fishinga1447
    @fishinga1447 3 роки тому +1

    This is the channel for people that think weed is a personality trait

  • @willtookmytaco
    @willtookmytaco 3 роки тому +1

    i can just tell by the title this is gonna be a banger

  • @hutthover9350
    @hutthover9350 3 роки тому +2

    Brodie had no problem buying the 275 oz🤣

  • @massiveballzzack8793
    @massiveballzzack8793 2 роки тому

    Tripping balls watching old gob videos🔥🔥

  • @nathansullivan7928
    @nathansullivan7928 3 роки тому

    Goblin in the background during anything is legendary

  • @akirasc1496
    @akirasc1496 3 роки тому +2

    Goblin plays the weirdest games lmao

  • @Ryanmanning_
    @Ryanmanning_ 3 роки тому +1

    Title alone deserves a like lmao

  • @emgallegos5463
    @emgallegos5463 3 роки тому +3

    let’s gooooo ready for a hoot and a holler

  • @slixflips1012
    @slixflips1012 3 роки тому +6

    Bro for my wisdom tooth removal I was given 10 hydros

  • @nob9705
    @nob9705 3 роки тому +2

    Bru i always get old family members that aren’t related to me who I don’t fuckin remember some of the most awkward convos

  • @Winstonthe84Fiero
    @Winstonthe84Fiero 3 роки тому

    I have been waiting, thank you man

  • @karterjohnson4097
    @karterjohnson4097 3 роки тому +6

    The noti gang and Twitter gang are the first ones here

  • @rajsfreestyles4419
    @rajsfreestyles4419 2 роки тому

    “I get my check and it wouldn’t just vanish “

  • @lewismx8815
    @lewismx8815 3 роки тому

    Good to have you back finally Gobby.

  • @rondonxy1245
    @rondonxy1245 3 роки тому +1

    this is how many people love goblin

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 3 роки тому

    Thank you Gob! Always a pleasure 🙏

    • @luxintelligentia4632
      @luxintelligentia4632 3 роки тому

      Sorry for not able to be patient for new shit, i depend on you homie

  • @blakegalley
    @blakegalley 3 роки тому

    goblin is od bruh it’s good to have u back dawg

  • @Elpirt6
    @Elpirt6 Рік тому

    Watching goblin high at 4am always vibe

  • @chuckk8621
    @chuckk8621 3 роки тому +8

    Damn when I got my wisdom teeth out doc had me fucked up for bout a week with valium and hydrocodone

  • @michaelshaffer4676
    @michaelshaffer4676 3 роки тому

    Omg I love the thumbnail 😂😂😂 and just from the title finna be a hoot and a holler

  • @Yousif090
    @Yousif090 3 роки тому

    Love your videos man not an OG but I’ve been binging them Keep up the good content

    • @animeedits0526
      @animeedits0526 3 роки тому

      Love the pfp killua is a beast man😁

    • @Yousif090
      @Yousif090 3 роки тому

      @@animeedits0526 hell yeah god speed is lit

  • @iStarlit
    @iStarlit 2 роки тому

    Whenever I bought from a new plug I'd always expected to be taxed.
    Usually I'd even bring a bit extra for a "tip" or whatever you wanna call it

  • @DrowningMoon
    @DrowningMoon 3 роки тому +2

    I went wild when I saw that title