Why is Ron DeSantis Wearing Lifts? | Donald Trump v. The People | Biden’s Chilling AI Warning

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  • @bubbispapa2053
    @bubbispapa2053 6 місяців тому +3617

    If Rhonda Santis keeps wearing high heels, he'll be outlawed in his own state by his own laws. 😏

    • @karlgoldscheider8789
      @karlgoldscheider8789 6 місяців тому +116

      😂🎉

    • @moonandstars4690
      @moonandstars4690 6 місяців тому +85

      Lmao 🤣

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 6 місяців тому +126

      If his jobapplication for president is not succesful, he still has a second option: M&Ms cartoon with high heels. Acvording to Tucker there is an opening in the cartoon family. They need desperately an M&,Ms character with high heels.

    • @pamlewis1183
      @pamlewis1183 6 місяців тому +34

      LMAO 😂

    • @nursem65
      @nursem65 6 місяців тому +62

      Yep, and he wears makeup...

  • @johnnelson5503
    @johnnelson5503 6 місяців тому +198

    DeSantis has Western boots, not cowboy boots.
    The difference? With cowboy boots the bull**it is on the outside...

    • @SunFlower-xr2ov
      @SunFlower-xr2ov 6 місяців тому +15

      Now that's funny.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 6 місяців тому +7

      Good one! 👍🏻

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah that's really funny that's really funny and really quite true!!!

    • @Fixorfish
      @Fixorfish 6 місяців тому +9

      Haven't heard that delineation, western vs. Cowboy, since about 1962. I was all day with my rancher uncle and heard it while we were at the local feedstore in rural Kansas. Repeated it to my sister that evening...unfortunately Mom overheard and washed my mouth out with soap ! My gratitude for reminding me of that quip !
      (And so spot on for Ron....are his eyes brown, as well ???)

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 6 місяців тому +2

      I'll pay that one 😂

  • @marutakelers1856
    @marutakelers1856 6 місяців тому +145

    "you don't need makeup, everyone knows you're a clown" bravo, to whoever wrote that perfect line!

    • @miskabednjak5141
      @miskabednjak5141 6 місяців тому

      He apologized real quick because he's owned

    • @gabrielortiz1648
      @gabrielortiz1648 6 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 5 місяців тому +2

      Yas🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

    • @Darcnhife
      @Darcnhife 5 місяців тому +2

      As a lover of clowns, I am less than pleased with the comparison.

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin 4 місяці тому

      @@miskabednjak5141 If you look this stupid in print, I can only imagine how asinine you sound in person 😅

  • @C0Y0TE5
    @C0Y0TE5 6 місяців тому +9

    It's not lifts in DeSantis' boots.
    It's hooves.

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 6 місяців тому +1227

    Not sure why the GOP is so opposed to drag when their top guys like to wear heels and makeup.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 6 місяців тому +49

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!! VOTE BLUE.

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 6 місяців тому +35

      That is a point I like to make to MAGAts, as well! LOL!

    • @Nancy-tr5fi
      @Nancy-tr5fi 6 місяців тому +25

      Yep, got to get these MAGatts, are putting up such a fuss, ....oh no no gay oh god!,,get those boots on, get Donny Jr. in his makeup he called for, just today, that along with HIS white powder. sniff snif

    • @realplato2575
      @realplato2575 6 місяців тому +22

      And wigs

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle 6 місяців тому +11

      Shit, Cawthorn was straight up pretty. 😂

  • @FablestoneSeries
    @FablestoneSeries 6 місяців тому +2206

    So let's get this straight, he lied about his earnings to get on the Forbes list, then tried to use the Forbes list as evidence to support his lie.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 6 місяців тому +163

      Pretty much. He also lied about being 215lbs and 6'3.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 6 місяців тому

      Honestly reminds me how RT gets other people to use them as a source to sell a lie, then use those people as a source when people ask them to back up their lies.

    • @bhudilokhuza
      @bhudilokhuza 6 місяців тому +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 6 місяців тому +92

      He lies about 80x per hour.

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob 6 місяців тому

      Then he rolled up the Forbes & spanked a porn star with it.

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 6 місяців тому +26

    There's a hilarious irony about DeSantis being angry about the "Ronda Santis" thing, and him literally wearing secret stilettos lmao.

  • @thomandstacieverroad8417
    @thomandstacieverroad8417 6 місяців тому +10

    "everybody already knows you're a clown" wins the "burn of the week" award!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 6 місяців тому +139

    "Everyone knows your a clown." Don Jr. is gonna need make-up to hide that sick burn!

    • @jonjensen2524
      @jonjensen2524 6 місяців тому +7

      Loved that one! And when Stephen said "They had to go someplace no one ever goes...." I wondered who was about to get burned. So join the club, Chris Christie.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 6 місяців тому +3

      @@jonjensen2524pence would have been a better choice!

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 6 місяців тому +4

      He can always get some from daddy. Makeup, that is.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +2

      Oh🤬😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 6 місяців тому +337

    As a Texan, I can tell you those boots are hiding something!

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 6 місяців тому +58

      Hooves?

    • @wintercame
      @wintercame 6 місяців тому +5

      @@DneilB007 😳

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 6 місяців тому +38

      All cowboy boots and no cowboy

    • @ftan59
      @ftan59 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@DneilB007😂😂😂

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 6 місяців тому +18

      Lord have mercy. I'm an old, old retired nurse but I'm laughing at this boots thing. Shame on you!👵👍😄😄😊

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 6 місяців тому +80

    As many are pointing out, let anyone who wants to wear makeup, slather on bronzer, dye their hair, wear high heels… they just don’t get to turn around and ban drag shows. Life’s too short, and we do have bigger fish to fry here.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +3

      HERE HERE.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 6 місяців тому

      Given your keen observation, I see another indictment coming to the creepy, orange clown. Florida is going to try & ban his transgender or is transvestite act. It's against the law down there. Can she still wear all his women's ensemble in jail in Florida?

    • @youtubesuxdik
      @youtubesuxdik 6 місяців тому

      Drags are gross and if you are one/you are too. Probably a ped like the rest as well. Similar to your favorite president ; biden.😊

    • @Meg-vn4ci
      @Meg-vn4ci 6 місяців тому

      Ironic because at minimum he has so much in common with drag queens, l would say l believe he is a drag queen

  • @user-ii3vn8tn3q
    @user-ii3vn8tn3q 6 місяців тому +3

    We are making America great again. We are going to vote out congress who supported Trump.

  • @fentin480
    @fentin480 6 місяців тому +1450

    Both DeSatan and Trump wear lifts, and Trump wears a girdle. Trump wears bronzer. It's confusing because I thought MAGAts were against men wearing makeup.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 6 місяців тому +99

      The Devil went down to Georgia....and he got indicted! LOL

    • @elkende
      @elkende 6 місяців тому +54

      thought they were against gender affirmation too

    • @susanb326
      @susanb326 6 місяців тому +12

      😂😅😊

    • @sevenprovinces
      @sevenprovinces 6 місяців тому +60

      Putin too, there are some great home-brewn documentaries out there about Putin, his private insecurities (of which his lack of height is a big one). Putin
      basically wears custom made high-heels masquerading as dress shoes.
      The irony considering his stance on trans rights isn't lost on me.

    • @travisthornton1792
      @travisthornton1792 6 місяців тому +32

      Trump wears Spanx

  • @derekflegg2670
    @derekflegg2670 6 місяців тому +112

    DeSantis isn't wearing lifts, he's hiding his cloven hooves...

    • @JoeNarbaiz
      @JoeNarbaiz 6 місяців тому +4

      Maybe MTG should wear boots!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @jenrutherford6690
      @jenrutherford6690 6 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @JeanineLaMonica_fem
    @JeanineLaMonica_fem 6 місяців тому +14

    LMAO..."Governor, are you wearing lifts, or are you just happy to see me?" Nothing beats waking up to coffee & comedy 😀

  • @JohnWickPotter
    @JohnWickPotter 6 місяців тому +23

    Had to rewind it when Trump essentially said he invented the US. Thought I was tripping 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +1

      Like I invented the stone age🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 6 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget his brilliant discovery of how it's spelled
      U-S... US 🤯

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak 6 місяців тому +49

    "Junior loves to powder his nose ". So, accurate

  • @tettazwo9865
    @tettazwo9865 6 місяців тому +252

    Stop making fun of Rhonda Santis in heels! Drag is not a crime!

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 6 місяців тому +2

      Which Rhonda Santis are we talking about?

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 6 місяців тому +10

      It’s the hypocrisy, tettazwo, the hypocrisy.

    • @tjw1861
      @tjw1861 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes very trumpian of him

    • @brendashelonko2149
      @brendashelonko2149 6 місяців тому +4

      Well, it is in THAT makeup!

    • @davekay9495
      @davekay9495 6 місяців тому +2

      It is if anyone else does it😮

  • @jmulvey371
    @jmulvey371 6 місяців тому +166

    See, we'll let a sociopath run our country, but when he tries to own an NFL team, that's where we draw the line. 🏈

    • @amie6085
      @amie6085 6 місяців тому +23

      That is hilarious, sad and true, all at the same time.

    • @mauriciomdea
      @mauriciomdea 6 місяців тому +6

      Priorities!

    • @TheGuinever
      @TheGuinever 6 місяців тому +9

      American VALUES.

    • @AtomicBuffalo
      @AtomicBuffalo 6 місяців тому +5

      It's okay to steal from and screw the rabble, but you don't mess with the owner class.

    • @trevorD1156
      @trevorD1156 6 місяців тому

      No, owners are far smarter than the average American and saw Trump for the con artist he was. If you weren't aware Trump scuttled the entire USFL in an unbelievably selfish attempt to get a team in the 80's so by the time he tried to buy the bills 15 years later they already knew he was a selfish psychopath that would make everything in the NFL about him.

  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 6 місяців тому +11

    It’s ironic how much DeSantis is against drag queens. His ability to walk in heels is something only Ru Paul could match. Very angelic Ron. And a little naughty girl.

    • @hb4196
      @hb4196 6 місяців тому

      The ones making the biggest stink are often closet cases themselves.

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 6 місяців тому +206

    I'm a full-fledged gay dude, and my gaydar goes off the charts every time I hear Ron DeSantis talk. Quit living a lie, Ron, and embrace your true self.

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 6 місяців тому +24

      😂Great handle, HeyHey.👍

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 6 місяців тому +10

      Exactly. Be likeable Ron!!

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 6 місяців тому +39

      That would explain his obsession with anything gay.

    • @transcendentalidiot3321
      @transcendentalidiot3321 6 місяців тому +39

      I get that feeling too from a lot of the more vocal anti-LGBQT Republicans. It's a "methinks he doth protest too much" sorta vibe.😀

    • @moonandstars4690
      @moonandstars4690 6 місяців тому +4

      😉

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 6 місяців тому +149

    DeSantis' heels are higher than his poll numbers.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @topper1212
      @topper1212 6 місяців тому +1

      Boom!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому

      @@topper1212 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @debrajames6286
      @debrajames6286 6 місяців тому

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nstark1066
    @nstark1066 6 місяців тому +41

    Love Stephen's comedy writers! The powdering his nose comment was spot on when describing Don, Jr.😂

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 6 місяців тому +8

    Men being afraid of their actual height is a shame. It's foolish that there are still bizarre social judgements about physical attributes, when most of us just don't give a damn (and may even find it endearing) when a man is short, bald, stocky, hairy, or other trendy-to-dis features. That Desantis wears lifts isn't shameful, but he's already clown enough that whatever he does just adds to his foolishness.

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 5 місяців тому +1

      Especially true when you take into account all the things he isn’t embarrassed of.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 6 місяців тому +63

    "Obviously, he didn't mean that kind of makeup. He just loves to powder his nose."

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 6 місяців тому +3

      That was genius !…,,, those writers kick ass!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому

      Sure😄.

  • @aaron9526
    @aaron9526 6 місяців тому +86

    Been having a bad day till i heard Stephen walking up to the camera while swinging his arms “I’m a cowboy.” 😂😭😂
    Thank you for that Stephen Colbert you the 👑🤴🏼

  • @TheChonaman
    @TheChonaman 6 місяців тому +26

    Loved the Joe Biden (AI) ending. Truly funny, and frightening at the same time.

  • @ayomideawe802
    @ayomideawe802 6 місяців тому +5

    I'm Nigerian and I'm not even mad at the scam joke. Too accurate 😂😂😂

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak 6 місяців тому +167

    Its OBVIOUS DeSantis is wearing lifts. Who cares about his shoes when his policies and neliefs are so bad.

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 6 місяців тому +23

      It’s just the sprinkles on top, not only are just beliefs and policies terrible but he’s also so insecure that he feels the need to wear lifts along with cowboy boots.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 6 місяців тому

      His beliefs and policies are easy to detest, but harder to mock. The fact he’s a little fascist man child, on the other hand…

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 6 місяців тому +4

      @@peggedyourdad9560 you mean his racist policies/beliefs ?

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 6 місяців тому +6

      Because the types of people who would potentially vote for him DO care about appearance. They are the worst amongst us who embrace uber macho: womanizing, cussing, name calling, cruelty, guns, violence, cheating, lying…

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc 6 місяців тому +4

      It’s proof that his behavior is linked to little angry man syndrome. He overlooks his state to care more abt his height.

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 6 місяців тому +199

    The delivery on that opener is why Stephen is a master of his craft 👏 I bow to you, sir 🙏

  • @feranks3211
    @feranks3211 6 місяців тому +11

    I absolutely adore the joke per information ratio of these monologues❤

  • @tenestetubo
    @tenestetubo 6 місяців тому +4

    The cowboy boot segment is just off the wall, especially when rolling the pants up. Only Colbert can pull that one up; I'm literally rolf

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 місяців тому +211

    First, Ron fails with white rubber boots. Now, he fails with lift boots.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 6 місяців тому +22

      He may have more luck with thigh-highs.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 місяців тому +16

      The white boots had lifts too!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 6 місяців тому +12

      I think boots are his achilles-heal

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@chenzen1578
      I wonder what it is that he's trying to heal.

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 6 місяців тому +4

      @@chenzen1578 Excellent comment. Wish I thought of it. Well done! 👍

  • @lindasnowden7862
    @lindasnowden7862 6 місяців тому +76

    I saw a video of him walking across a stage and you could really tell his boots are too big for him. He walked like a diver still wearing foot flippers. It was very funny to watch. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tootieq6527
      @tootieq6527 6 місяців тому +6

      It reminded me of when my sons were little, and would try to walk in their Daddy’s boots, except they looked cute, and DeSantis looked ridiculous.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 6 місяців тому +3

      I was overwhelmed with laughter. He is trying to play the buffoon. The right reaction to this clown is laughter. Ha Ha Ha!

  • @logd27
    @logd27 6 місяців тому +6

    Crazy how some people haven’t heard of High Heel Ron. I’m Canadian and this was news like a couple months ago. 😂

  • @garrybrown3165
    @garrybrown3165 6 місяців тому +3

    "He looks like a dope." He IS a dope. And his toes ARE happy to see you! Go Steven!!!😀

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 6 місяців тому +102

    Also what’s funny is it’s more than likely Trump also wears lifts, as well as a girdle most the time

    • @scorpnov13
      @scorpnov13 6 місяців тому +12

      Depends, that’s why he’s a drip

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@scorpnov13I'm surprised that he doesn't get a sponsorship and endorsement from Depends for his championship caliber on the greens.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 6 місяців тому +12

      So do his sons. Hence the Centaur Stance that they all have.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 6 місяців тому +6

      Actually I think *rump is fairly tall but that FBI guy he fired was at least a head and a half taller.
      *rump just uses a strap-on when he can pay a girl enough to stand him for 5 seconds.

    • @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx
      @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx 6 місяців тому +9

      And a dump in a diaper

  • @nomenclature9373
    @nomenclature9373 6 місяців тому +22

    On the plus side, DeSantis is not wearing the gogo boots.

    • @bcshelby4926
      @bcshelby4926 6 місяців тому +1

      ...wait a bit, because he'll do that to show he's a real "swinger".

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 6 місяців тому +41

    Feel the Burn, Rhonda ! Also, (and as an homage to the Matthew Perry) could Junior Trump BE any more odious or punchable? What a total DB…just like Daddy. I was listening to a Podcast yesterday, and some Ad pops up, selling some gizmo from China, and the voice over was Barrack Obama’s voice. I damn near did a spit take take with my coffee. This AI crap is going to be a shit show…buckle in. 😱🤯😵‍💫

  • @helkas3316
    @helkas3316 6 місяців тому +2

    Im voting for President Biden and so is my entire family 💙

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 6 місяців тому +426

    DeSantis is down in the polls, so he needs a little lift (literally).

    • @tytn9978
      @tytn9978 6 місяців тому +23

      nice pun ... almost uplifting one might say!

    • @nicholasstocker8864
      @nicholasstocker8864 6 місяців тому +11

      Ha! Nice.

    • @Count_Smackula
      @Count_Smackula 6 місяців тому +6

      Ba dum Tiss!

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 6 місяців тому +4

      Oh yeah!🇺🇲💙

    • @juicyfruit4378
      @juicyfruit4378 6 місяців тому +11

      With those boots, I’m sure he’s an expert “poll dancer.”😂😂😂

  • @nessuno9945
    @nessuno9945 6 місяців тому +36

    It's so ironic that it was Don Jr. Who called De Santis out for boosting his height, when his father was photograghed wearing lifts! That's why he always leans forward.

    • @ee1177
      @ee1177 6 місяців тому +6

      Yes! And it's why he had trouble walking down the ramp.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 місяців тому

      The Trumps are nothing if not hypocrites (oh yeah, there's the criminal thing....)

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ee1177 Hey, everybody knows he RAN down that ramp! He said so himself, and as his supporters like to tell us, he never lies... 🤥

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Markus_AndrewLies 🤥 where?😂🤣.

    • @Meg-vn4ci
      @Meg-vn4ci 6 місяців тому

      It's why he looks like he has a peace of 2by4 up his arse

  • @jovonrichardson4706
    @jovonrichardson4706 6 місяців тому +8

    Such a great monologue tonight! So on point 🎉 love it! My kids (20/16) call you "TV Grandpa" because I watch you consistently and we truly appreciate your take on the world news! Tonight's monologue was sooooo funny and engaging! Excellent work my guy

  • @lauriesmyla5376
    @lauriesmyla5376 6 місяців тому +5

    Whatever the foot wear, he is a little man in character and intelligence!

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII 6 місяців тому +429

    We're not outta the woods yet, vote against all maga mayhem

    • @JethroBodineWhooWee69
      @JethroBodineWhooWee69 6 місяців тому

      Don’t be scared lil sheepy🤣…I’ll protect you from orange man, Merica!🇺🇸❤️🍊2024!

    • @mvsmvs8428
      @mvsmvs8428 6 місяців тому

      biden got no chance only people who like thier women with willies are going to vote for him, you know all the heshe they them no gender leftests.

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@JethroBodineWhooWee69u rly thought you were doin something with this acct lol

    • @JethroBodineWhooWee69
      @JethroBodineWhooWee69 6 місяців тому

      @@kurks001 All in good fun my friend🤣

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 6 місяців тому

      This is just the beginning... Most of Congress GQP are more extreme than trump because... Easily manipulated people are a bottomless ATM

  • @argyle2061
    @argyle2061 6 місяців тому +49

    Steve in cowboy boots made my week.

  • @mauriciomdea
    @mauriciomdea 6 місяців тому +2

    You guys were on fire tonight! Best monologue since the strike!

  • @dhphotographix
    @dhphotographix 6 місяців тому +2

    Stephen super crisp with the delivery and punch lines!

  • @evifnoskcaj
    @evifnoskcaj 6 місяців тому +72

    I wish I was in that audience so I could have obnoxiously whistled at Stephen for showing off his legs and boots. 😂
    Absolutely crushed the monologue tonight! Reminded me of the Colbert Report days! ❤

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 6 місяців тому +27

    Knee length shorts with a suit jacket and cowboy boots really needs to become a thing.

    • @donaldyoung9002
      @donaldyoung9002 6 місяців тому

      They need to become a thing of the past.

  • @warrenmilford6848
    @warrenmilford6848 6 місяців тому +3

    Those lifts in Ron's boots are really major additions, probably 2 to 3 inches at least. You can actually see the edge of his foot, and the angle it's at, pressed against the side of the boots at 1-43. It looks like it's close to a 45-degree angle. It would be awkward and uncomfortable to walk with them I'd reckon.

  • @deejay4922
    @deejay4922 6 місяців тому +8

    Yes, Stephen has good writers. Welcome back.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 6 місяців тому +3

      “ he just loves to powder his nose”…….. pure writing genius!

  • @47f0
    @47f0 6 місяців тому +20

    DeSantis isn't wearing lifts - the boots are actually to disguise his cloven hooves.

  • @johnhipp8267
    @johnhipp8267 6 місяців тому +13

    Matt Gaetz needs one of those stovepipe hats.

  • @kelvin.008
    @kelvin.008 6 місяців тому +238

    Even after the death of Donald Trump, there will be other 'Trumps'.America has to change its laws and educate its people 😊

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 6 місяців тому +18

      Hard when funding for education keeps getting cut

    • @rogerorlando2349
      @rogerorlando2349 6 місяців тому

      Especially from people like you. I hope your not of draft age because you are going to war my friend.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 6 місяців тому +5

      ...but but but evrafung y'alls need know is in a bible!!!!!

    • @Jxrfv456y
      @Jxrfv456y 6 місяців тому

      Trust me, the majority of us desperately want everyone to be educated but some are very resistant to learning. They're crying about their religious freedom, parental rights, and "communism" whenever we try to fund and standardize schools. Hopefully the republican party disintegrates from infighting between regular conservatives and maga die hards.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 6 місяців тому

      That should be "miseducate" the IDIOT CLOWNS!!!

  • @averywight
    @averywight 6 місяців тому +1

    Colbert is on FIRE tonight (more than usual)!!!

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 6 місяців тому +448

    *_"I never worked for me, I only met myself a few times, I hardly even know me!"_*
    - trump, in the not too distant future

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 6 місяців тому +22

      I said 'Sir' to myself 🤡🍄

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 6 місяців тому +19

      "He was a low-level employee of my Administration, I only met the guy once and he only served a single term"

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 6 місяців тому +20

      Wait till he starts calling himself a "fat loser"! 😂

    • @camelshit446
      @camelshit446 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@cheshirecat6518
      And he'll probably be telling us "I'm not my type"

    • @Mr_Grimbley
      @Mr_Grimbley 6 місяців тому +19

      Let's just hope he doesn't ever say, 'I came to myself with tears in my eyes.'

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 6 місяців тому +231

    I wish Florida had given DeSantis the boot in 2022. But he certainly won't be president anytime soon. And I hope Trump is never president again too.

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 6 місяців тому +4

      We tried. :(

    • @dometalican1990
      @dometalican1990 6 місяців тому +4

      We tried and it was brutally close. Even then, the other guy might have been a wolf in sheep's clothing so we were doomed from the start.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 6 місяців тому +6

      Vote 🗳️

    • @davekay9495
      @davekay9495 6 місяців тому

      I tried at the polls. Never again. Florida is fixed to be red and has been since 2000. Voting isn't secure for Dems in this state

    • @carlrodrigues6919
      @carlrodrigues6919 6 місяців тому

      From your lips to God's ears ..FDT

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 6 місяців тому +3

    Great monologue, guys and gals! I was rollin’ the entire time 😂.

  • @rosemarymceathron4037
    @rosemarymceathron4037 6 місяців тому +6

    Dear Stephen. I'm happy that you are back on the air. Really missed you those terrible five months you were gone. You always give a lift to my day. Thank you. 😊

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 6 місяців тому +148

    What a circus of deplorable the GOP has become. A very dark day in Us history.🎉

    • @apepmedia3059
      @apepmedia3059 6 місяців тому

      The real one, of the Lizard People one? Asking for a friend.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 6 місяців тому

      It’s as though republicans are just a bunch of carnies!

  • @therealhiesenberg2731
    @therealhiesenberg2731 6 місяців тому +58

    Considering the fbi did the thing with Clinton's campaign i am perfectly fine with starting a trial around that day

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 6 місяців тому +8

      Funny how that doesn't even cross his mind, innit? It's almost like Republicans had selective memory or something.

  • @pdxpete48
    @pdxpete48 6 місяців тому +1

    I am so glad Stephen is back!!😄

  • @Ghostwolf82
    @Ghostwolf82 5 місяців тому

    Stephen, you are absolutely on fire in this video. Thank you for helping to spread the greatest gift in these dark times… laughter.

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 6 місяців тому +135

    I grew up riding horses and most everybody I knew wore boots with the 2-1/2 inch riding heel, and I never ever saw a pair with curled up toes like that. Well, I mean what do you expect he's a republican, and just like fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, republicans gotta lie.

    • @Dadtheimpaler
      @Dadtheimpaler 6 місяців тому +1

      I thought that Stephen's boots were curled up at the toes almost as much as Ron's, which seemed to undermine his whole point. If I were DeSantis and responding to this, I think it would be a pretty easy win. But I'm no cowboy boot expert.

    • @irenafarm
      @irenafarm 6 місяців тому +9

      I think the boots Colbert had on, were extremely large. The shaft was popping back and forth when he was jigging. I’m guessing they dug them out of Costuming at the last minute.

    • @wtf1185
      @wtf1185 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Dadtheimpaler Nah, that's normal for cowboy boots, it's how they're made. Satan's boots, oh, excuse me DEsatan's boots though, were curled up like elf shoes.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +2

      Ain't that the truth 😂.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@DadtheimpalerColbert isn't running for political office.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 6 місяців тому +185

    What a circus of deplorable the GOP has become. A very dark day in Us history❤❤

  • @ChantalQC1969
    @ChantalQC1969 6 місяців тому +4

    LOVE tonight's segment!

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 6 місяців тому +1

    Good gravy, I missed you people!!! Hooray for UNIONS and those with whom they collectively bargain ❤❤❤
    Thanks for the laughs.

  • @elizabethzon569
    @elizabethzon569 6 місяців тому +17

    The "powdering his nose" joke was very funny. I think it was said too fast that it was not caught by the audience.

  • @atisharahbar
    @atisharahbar 6 місяців тому +809

    The Joe Biden skit was Stephen's way of showing, how close AI is to perfection and an actual topic of concern.

    • @chelsealindsay4821
      @chelsealindsay4821 6 місяців тому +65

      If they'd used a prompt that said "Coal Bear" instead of "Colbert", it would've been perfect. As it is, it's still scarily accurate!

    • @A808K
      @A808K 6 місяців тому +78

      It is a concern. The other day I asked Siri: "How are you today?" The response: "Happy to be alive." 🤔

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 місяців тому +54

      Was watching something on YT the other day, when an ad came on and I was suddenly listening to Barak Obama's voice while watching a random guy ... advertising door cameras. Like millions, when I hear Obama's voice I listen. The implications of this are horrifying.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 6 місяців тому +29

      Voice synth by sample has been coming for a long time, and yes, it is indeed quite scary if people don't verify who and how it is being said.

    • @leewood729
      @leewood729 6 місяців тому +30

      So...... was that really Biden or a Deep Fake? WE NEED CREDITS...

  • @OneThousandHomoDJs
    @OneThousandHomoDJs 6 місяців тому +3

    Every time these guys deliver the news about Trump's latest legal woes, I'm AMAZED that they're not giggling while they were talking about how fucked Trump is, and how he KNOWS it. It makes ME smile every time; if I had to deliver these monologues, I'd be giddy about the news, every time.

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal9689 6 місяців тому +13

    Are you kidding me? Johnson will criminalize women reading and wearing pants

  • @sinisterstanzas
    @sinisterstanzas 6 місяців тому +16

    This monologue had some zingers! Great writing

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga 6 місяців тому +347

    No matter how high his heels are, he'll never be lifted into the Oval Office. He's the embodiment of everything wrong with Florida!

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 6 місяців тому +11

      He just wants to look like he's taller than Minnie Mouse.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +15

      That's what they said about Trump and we duly suffered for it. Note to self don't count villains out. Not until after the election is over 😳😢. Then hope and pray they don't cause an insurrection when they lose.

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 6 місяців тому +6

      I live here! The place sucks

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 6 місяців тому

      Florida is a beautiful state that deserves better than trashy Republicans and rich assholes who move there once they get old.

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 6 місяців тому +2

      @@James__Smith I was actually talking about my state of Florida, not my country!

  • @gabestorm7150
    @gabestorm7150 6 місяців тому +1

    You are the greatest Steve, we love you, keep it up!!!!!!!!

  • @Iroc2345
    @Iroc2345 6 місяців тому +3

    Love this man!! TU for my daily laugh during these crazy times Stephen Colbert!

  • @EN-kr3xt
    @EN-kr3xt 6 місяців тому +32

    Jokes tonight were ON FIRE! 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому

      Rollers actually. As in rolling 🤣 with sheer laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 6 місяців тому +59

    the visible heels on the boots make him at least two inches "taller" which he definitely uses to aid his standard bullying schtick. This is a man who deliberately mispronounced Thai as "Thigh" at the restaurant on each first date. so he could test whether the date would correct him. He doesn't LIKE being corrected, so he would only want to continue a date if the woman let him keep saying it wrong. That is pathology.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 6 місяців тому +12

      Prime Fascist Pig Sign.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 6 місяців тому

      In 43 years of being around republicans, I can attest to republicans cannot tolerate being corrected! They get totally triggered by that!

    • @katherineweber8955
      @katherineweber8955 6 місяців тому +7

      Sure is. Wants deference even when he's wrong. Very insecure.

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 6 місяців тому +6

      Why am I not remotely surprised. It fits everything else this guy has said and done and the way his personality has turned off so many voters. It's why his campaign has tanked after people initially thought he would be the only challenge to Trump.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 6 місяців тому

      If she doesn't correct him, it's probably because she's already decided he's not worth a second date.

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 6 місяців тому +2

    "Are your toes just happy to see me?" 🤪 😁

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 6 місяців тому +1

    "I'm a cowboy!" I layed myself down on the floor while I was wheezing laughing at this so I could say: ROTFLMAO omg
    Thanks for helping me laugh at fascists and weak little bullies like Desantis, Stephen. I needed that.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 6 місяців тому +57

    When Donald Trump finds out about Ron DeSantis' small feet, then he'll be in bigger trouble.

  • @jasonbowen3842
    @jasonbowen3842 6 місяців тому +10

    I feel incredibly blessed, what gorgeous knees you have Stephen. He Commits to the bit, and that deserves much respect. Much respect.

    • @user-ff8vo1se8v
      @user-ff8vo1se8v 6 місяців тому

      Much love❤❤

    • @jimmio3727
      @jimmio3727 6 місяців тому

      Your comment is a lot to unpack. You're religious and you have a knee fetish. You also added He after starting the sentence with Commits, but never corrected the capitalization, or you think that word needed emphasized. You work for the department of redundancy department, much respect.

  • @NikolaHoward
    @NikolaHoward 6 місяців тому +4

    You and the writers are on fire Stephen. That little break to set the world to rights did y'all the world of good. (Even if we all missed you!)
    And yes, Don jr needs a Burns dressing!

  • @lynn2914
    @lynn2914 6 місяців тому +1

    Love you Colbert! Best night show host!!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 6 місяців тому +272

    The last five years would’ve been so much more difficult with Stephen. Thank you to everyone at the Late Show.

    • @gentlehorst
      @gentlehorst 6 місяців тому +46

      Do you want to edit your comment by editing with into without?!

    • @LD86
      @LD86 6 місяців тому +18

      The last three years would have been so much worse if Nectarine Nero was at the helm. Can you imagine his response to Putin invading Ukraine and Hamas attacking Israel? He would hand just handed the terrorists on all sides what they want because “they are so smart and savvy”

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 6 місяців тому +13

      @@LD86 Why do you think Putin was able to attack Ukraine? Because t-rump gave him everything he wanted, including removing sanctions that prevented him from doing so. Why do you think Hamas attacked Israel? t-rump put an embassy in Jerusalem and declared it belonged to Israel. So they took it to heart and kicked people out of their homes and put them on the streets. A great film to watch that explains it much better is "Praying for Armageddon".

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 місяців тому

      @@beebuzz959 Yep. That's why no other (smart) president moved the embassy to Jerusalem - they were keeping it for leverage. Art of the Deal my a*se.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 6 місяців тому +11

      Without*?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 6 місяців тому +133

    "It's the most basic of $hit: if we can't trust you about your height, then why the HELL should we trust you about ANYTHING!?" - Christopher Titus on Ron DeSantis, Armageddon Update

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 6 місяців тому +18

      Yep, & his Wikipedia says 5’9” while his wife is 5’6” & she can’t wear heels 👠 around him! He also places shorter people around himself to make him appear taller. Tall men get placed in the background 😳😭🤔💀 #InsecureRon

    • @LD86
      @LD86 6 місяців тому +14

      LOL just like Trump claiming he’s 6’3 and 215lbs. Liars, the lot of ‘em! 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +2

      Remember the clown's baby boy has got to be at least a foot taller than him😊.

  • @irenehigginbotham6392
    @irenehigginbotham6392 6 місяців тому

    Wow! The business suit and cowboy boot visual!❤

  • @ronareid7956
    @ronareid7956 6 місяців тому

    Best of Music People! Missing Jon very very much, but i m crying here. We Need More of this MUSIC!!

  • @victorejiogu8534
    @victorejiogu8534 6 місяців тому +32

    As a Nigerian, my nephew is a Nigerian prince....is both sad and funny.

    • @olubunmionasanya2566
      @olubunmionasanya2566 6 місяців тому +4

      For me, it is sad.... this should be a wake up call for the Nigerian youth and governments.

    • @libellule193
      @libellule193 6 місяців тому +2

      This is what we receive as Spam mails.

  • @convictrumpnow
    @convictrumpnow 6 місяців тому +24

    You should invite Ben Meisales on your show.

  • @knightshade71
    @knightshade71 6 місяців тому

    Hot dam! Won't he do? won't he say it? Steve Colbert, thank you for being here for us! Missed your sophisticated wit.

  • @johnzeszut3170
    @johnzeszut3170 6 місяців тому +1

    What a show! What an entertainer! About as much fun as a flood in the Fizzies Factory.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 6 місяців тому +50

    The show came back at the perfect time and it feels good to laugh at the absurdity of everything instead of yell and cry.

  • @IbizaToniTL
    @IbizaToniTL 6 місяців тому +187

    I find it slightly annoying that now that Colbert his back, he’s not going on with his schtick of not naming Trump and using random tweets that people sent him in 2021, after the insurrection. It was quite funny to see that, and I kinda miss it

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts 6 місяців тому

      T**** did admit he lost the elected. He conceded. So now he can go by his official name, Old Mac 'n Cheeto Donald.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 6 місяців тому +5

      @@AhStuttgart Yeah, but it was almost a straight transition. He did like one test case, it was fire, and then he went full into it. I feel like there could have been some more fun with toying with the whole thing, at least over a few episodes. I mean, the shit that happens is so insane, it wouldn't take long for some truly satirical writing to have to take place.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 6 місяців тому +12

      I think the court cases and the Trump campaign rallies these last few months, beginning a lead up to the primaries, may have motivated him to be more specific in his references to the future Sultan of the Cellblock.

    • @bodotrenaud7441
      @bodotrenaud7441 6 місяців тому +7

      I actually regret that he started to use his name as well. Not using tweet is fine but just never using trump name not give him any publicity would be nice

    • @cliffkilpatrick7430
      @cliffkilpatrick7430 6 місяців тому +25

      Yep. He had viewers send in pet names for Trump but must have used them all up. My favorite was the Count of Mostly Crisco.😂

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 6 місяців тому +1

    "I just realized that U.S. spells 'us'.
    Isn't that genius." Yes Donald! And you did such a good job tying your shoes today!!

  • @Fuchsbau101
    @Fuchsbau101 6 місяців тому +1

    Loved the presidential phone call.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 6 місяців тому +68

    Ron's lifts just adds to the fashion crimes the little feller commits!

    • @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy
      @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy 6 місяців тому +6

      And the lies about it just add to his cowardice. A "real man" would own his height and take on a fight with Trump.

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 6 місяців тому +5

      That's why he had those custom white rubbers.

    • @midknight
      @midknight 6 місяців тому +1

      Spent his political career attacking LGBTQ
      Wears a suit and heels
      Right……

    • @dejexbek7092
      @dejexbek7092 6 місяців тому

      ​@@VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy¹1¹+0q

    • @margo3367
      @margo3367 6 місяців тому +4

      @@mapples007 Those white Wellies were a fashion faux pas extraordinaire! 😅

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 6 місяців тому +95

    I love Stephen Colbert's monologues they keep us sane and entertained ❤❤❤

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 6 місяців тому +2

      God bless 🙏the comedians 😂😊😊.

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 6 місяців тому

    "...... clown"
    Standing ovation here 👏👏👏

  • @SatMornPod
    @SatMornPod 6 місяців тому +2

    Don Jr. was asking what kind of insecure man has to wear lifts in his shoes. The same kind of man who claims to be 215 when he's clearly not.