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Thenwhile… Haunted Real Estate | Diarrhea Plane | Somalia’s Slow Sprinter | Kraft Singles Recall
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2023
- Meanwhile… America’s favorite Late Show segment is back! Join Stephen for a look back at stories we missed this summer in this brand new, hopefully-never-to-be-used-again sub-segment, Thenwhile.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.
I'm an American living abroad and these shows are how I keep up with current US culture and get to laugh at cultural references I actually get. I know everyone missed the late night shows acutely, but I could almost cry I'm so happy to have this back.
For reals 😅
Most definitely. I've lived in Japan for 20 years now and these late nite shows really help me stay up with the discourse back home.
_Snakes on a Plane (2006)_ reference. Seventeen years ago and people still get it? Not very current.
Late night is the only reason I know what Spirit Airlines is😂
Im with you..21 years in Indonesia and its been my catch up too..saw Stephen live summer 2019, 2021 and 2022..highlight of those summers
“Thenwhile”…we’ve missed you so much! So glad all of you guys are back.
It was a dark time without you all.
Democrat voters without the message from a propaganda tube are truly lost
Um, not really. Most of us got on just fine. But it is nice to see people back to work.
@@tomscott4438 didn’t ask
And it’s brighter times all around, especially for the writers, now that they won their fight! ❤️
That last joke had me rolling!!! Open belly laughing for minutes. I absolutely love the late night team and writers ….. life is miserable but y’all make me truly laugh. THANK YOU.
I didn't get it. Bleeped
Welcome back Stephen, we’ve missed you
So much!!
Vaccine!
It just wasn't the same.
@user-dq4ni8fe1o - And yet here you are.
YES!!!!!
Brilliant delivery, Mr. Colbert. Brilliant writing, guild members. You ALL have been missed!!!
thank you for recognizing the guild members !!!!!!
No they have been not, you must be an employee of CBS
@thegreenbarron6439 I do not work in ANY capacity within that industry, I am in healthcare. I am allowed as a human being to voice my personal appreciation as well as my opinion that you are nothing more than a despicable, ignorant troll.
@@cait.alexander the show’s excellence requires many layers of talent! It is the best!!!
@thegreenbaron6439 Considering how *poorly* you write, i.e. _"No they have been not, you must be,"_ I figure you'd be *thrilled* to watch and listen _once again_ to Stephen *_loquaciously regaling us_* with the *work* by his *team* of *_witty, off-beat, intelligent_* and *_articulate,_* *comedy writers.*
You must *like* Colbert's show for you to be watching on his _second night back_ in five months.
I love that Stephen was able to include the Somali runner story in the show just like he said he would on Strike Force Five ⚡️
He was so proud to finally show that after waiting all summer, only for it to totally flop.
Colbert and the other Late Night guys kept me sane through the pandemic. Glad to have them back!
I'm so glad the crew and everyone is back to work. The Late Show has been sorely missed.
@@MrConredsXis this English??
Really had me hating writers. I was like bro if it goes on ONE MORE WEEK I just hope he gets up there and wings it. 😂
By who? The sheep 😂😂😂
@@letstrythisagain5096 And yet here you are, giving him views, comments and revenue. Truly big brain time.
By millions of people. If you don't like it, why are you here? Life so empty and pathetic that you have nothing better to do?
Pilot: “What is the emergency?”
Cabin crew: “You need to meet us on the poop deck.”
Pilot: “But aircraft don’t have poop decks.”
Cabin Crew: "They do now."
Everybody's a comedian.
Can't you just poop anywhere?
This one does...
You could write for James Corden.
"Hmmm! Let me see! 24 hours...23 hours...sh*t!"
I laughed hard!
Man it is so good that you are back. I needed me some Stephen Colbert laughs.
Cant believe I was blessed enough to be able to be in the audience of the colbert report in 2013 while I was on holiday in New York (from the EU) and due to a technical bug I got tickets from the website and they still let us in! I never lived in the US but still had been watching the colbert report daily for a few years before!!!
When you remember how much you missed someone... I missed you, man 😊
Thanks to you all for doing what you do here. Great to hear your band back !
My favorite part of the day is watching Colbert💙
Glad to know you took Kimmel's advice and showed the Somalian runner. It was great to see you host it. Didn't feel like news. (It's a compliment)
As a Somali, that sister dominated Somali social media sphere and diaspora in late July. I was in London, visiting from Toronto and every Somali was talking about her and her blatant disregard for the norms.
Were...were there really no other better candidates who could have competed?
@@tru1072 She was not athlete, never run in her life. Her maternal aunt, who was the executive that runs Somali athletic federation, sent her as an award graduating from a university.
Because of this international shocking scandal, it was further revealed her maternal family run that organization like it was family business. Her aunt and her family were fired or forced to resign by embarrassed Somali government.
So did they figure, “Who would be able to tell?”
As a non Somali, I think it's a nice chance of pace (pun intended) from the usual scandals about doping.
Bring back the amateur competition!
The important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win, but to take part; the important thing in Life is not triumph, but the struggle; the essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well.
(Okay maybe she didn't fight that well)
@@lakrids-pibeif you mean taking part means getting the experience and to be better in the future then I agree, but if you mean taking part just for taking part because of wanting attention like this scandal then I disagree
The real estate market is so scary price wise that as a millenial wanting their own home, I couldn't even aford a haunted house 😅
Buy a house in the U.S. where real estate is dirt cheap! Here in Vancouver, B.C. an average 2,000 sq ft house is $1,200,000 CAD ($875,000 USD).
If that ghost wants to keep haunting the house, it better be paying rent. We got bills to pay!
*afford
@@AnnoyingMoose Real estate is cheap here if you plan to buy the location just to sit on it and never lease/rent.
More than 60% of our apartments are vacant simply because keeping them empty allows them to raise rates because the complex "appears more desirable."
@@AnnoyingMoose Vancouver is an expensive city, just like all major cities. Real estate in places away from large metropolitan areas isn't so bad.
So wonderful to have you back, Stephen! We SO NEED comic relief! Thanks!!
No wonder my morning coffee wasn't working...didn't have Colbert to sweeten it.
Congratulations Louis on your new album!
My soul has joy and laughter again 💜😊😂boy have I missed you guys !!
I feel so bad for that sick passenger. The humiliation.
The physical pain too - that has to have been excruciating.
Could have been worse, Ebola, or not so bad rotavirus, but very contagious.
I'm just so glad that (as far as I can tell), their identity has been kept private. Their face and/or name could so easily have ended up plastered across the internet.
I once got food poisoning on a tour bus that got stuck in traffic in Malaga. Awful awful awful feeling.
Airport food is notorious for being both expensive and causing food poisoning.
OH my dog I almost passed out laughing at the nipple meat bit and Stephen messing it up! Perfect comedy. Dont change Mr Colbert.
I just wish we could have heard what he said...
I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT AND MEANWHILE. I missed this show so much. Glad you are back. 😊❤🎆🙏🏽👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
I liked seeing that race because I’ve often wondered how well I would do compared to the runners I’ve seen race. Now I know.
So so so happy that Steven is back. It was almost like lockdown these past few months with out Late Night ( mid afternoon the day before in Australia 😅) . I hope the outcome for the workers in the industry is adequate. Laughing is back baby!!!
I'll never get over how supportive and proud Stephen is of his band 🥺🥺🥺❤️
Thank God! Congratulations to the writers for the success of their strike! And thank God for the return of Stephen Colbert, the master satirist!
Steven is having real fun with this segment 😂 yeah, totally missed these laughs about state of things and humanity of it all
I can't express enough how much I've missed this. 🥰
In case anyone is wondering, tortoises are tunnelers and very determined. You need a barrier at least 3 feet deep and 3 feet high and a cover. They also climb. They are relentless when they want to get out.
this is why i watch this show.
I miss hearing the Meanwhile segments, especially the Spirit Airlines jokes!
Oscar Meyer "Frankmobile" & Nutrition Info with ingredient. When Stephen 'breaks character' it makes the bit even more funny! The 151 day wait for this joke was worth the wait, true greatness is easy to recognize & must be included in the Best of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
LOL I have not heard, "you go, girl" in a long time.
My heart is warmed by you and your writers return.
Oh, how I've missed the late show tears of laughter!
Finally! Some humor in this time of hatred
I honestly didn’t think they could break the cheese slice that doubles as a bookmark. Hell of an accomplishment.
The footage of the tortoise SENT ME 😂 I'm dead 🤣
I really didn't realise just how much I had missed your show! Welcome back Late Show!
There was a similar story not that long ago about a female shot putter who "took one for the team" by running the hurdles so her college TEAM wouldn't be disqualified for not having a runner in the event. Her race was also pretty slow but maybe there was a good reason for this woman to be running as well
No reason was given, as far as I'm aware.
Apparently the lady in charge of the Somalian government’s department of women’s track and field is her aunt.
Welcome back. I laughed so hard over the THENWHILE segment that I caused myself severe pains in my sides. God, how I've been missing that! 😂
I have missed y’all so much!!!
YES!!!! The Somalia Sprinter! See? It wasn’t too late, we still got it! (Any SFF fans here?)
His opening nonsene for Meanwhile is always so impressive. Glad to see Colbert back on and at it! ❤
I am just realising how much I missed Stephen and the Late Show .... so glad that you are back, guys!!
Diarrhea Plane needed to come to late night TV. Seth mentioned it on Monday night, and now it's here. That story was perfect comedy fodder
Stephen breaking is literally the best part of the Late Show. Love it.
Kraft Singles Recall Alert: Food-esque product contains slightly more plastic than intended.
😊
Lmao the fake runner was hilarious but for real. She stole someone else place who had the same dream but did all the hard work to be there. It must have been frustrating for the other girls to even look at her before and especially after the race.
No body knows what we have until we loose it. It's so good to have you and your team back. You guys are amazing!! Break a leg!!!
Wow the strike was so hard on everyone, the bass player was striking in Australia 😂
Thank you Stephen and your wonderful team for bringing back some light into the darkness. You have been sorely missed out here in Nigeria 😊
Nipple Meat is the new name for my postrock band.
I swear Stephen just gets funnier and funnier! Love Mean/Thenwhile!
His writers get funnier and funnier.
Stephen we sure did miss you. Glad you're givin' it up for that band. How sweet it is to have everybody back❤❤❤
I am so going to hell for laughing at that tortoise escape from the vet 😂
Save me a seat...it was too funny. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
He said on Strike Force Five he wanted to tell the runner story, and so he did.
In 5th grade, my first "race" was 50 yards...and I had never done it before...so when ALL the other kids were out front, I just walked off the track...the coach yelling at me to finish...and I said.."Why" They all beat me!" 40 years later I literally became a Race Director!
The "tortoise escape" was just SO COLD.... 🙀😱
I LOVES IT!!! 😂😭🤣 ☠️
"Business class" lololololol....
its like missed a season of groundhogdays...i missed meanwhile so much that i forgot about it 🙂 thanks for reminding me how much its neeeded in these times. a sword to the shield, which we've worn for too long!
Stephen Colbert is back with that razzle dazzle! This, i haven't cracked my ribs like this i a minute.😂🤣
Man, we've missed you guys! Welcome back!
Welcome back y'all, we've all missed ya!!!!!
omg the hotdog thing HAHAAA! and it's always great to watch stephen break laughing!
I remember one of the Winter Olympics when the only athlete from Morocco was entered in several of the skiing events despite having never skied before. Unsurprisingly he didn’t win or even finish any but he could honestly say he’s an Olympic athlete.
Welcome back Stephen!! Praise the Lord!!!! Humor has returned at long last!!!!
there are few things as satisfying as when Stephen breaks 😂 God, I missed him.
Thank Goodness YOU'RE ALL back! 5 months of acute withdrawal! So happy you all got what you wanted! Union Workers RULE! If you don't have one, create one!
Jamie and John Oliver was legendary as always
Boy!Those writers had time to write that Meanwhile intro. Congratulations.
This meanwhile has been long awaited. Love you Stephen so glad you’re back! Thank you to the writers!
You were sorely missed, Stephen!
Holy Cow did we miss you guys. It’s so glad to have you back! Glad the writers got the deal they fought for. SO glad to have your talents back helping us smile and laugh more on a daily basis at the crazy stuff happening in the world. Appreciate all of you at LSwSC!!!
She crossed herself before reaching the finish line. “Please don’t let them kill me.”
Wasn't that a faster runner shown just before turning the camera?
Pretty sure that was someone from Brazil.
I so missed Stephen all summer had kinds of stuff. Colbert is America's treasure IMO
Good to have him back. Hes really funny. Glad he's at the top of late night
Having Austin Butler, a man who pretended to be possessed by the ghost of Elvis for 3 years, be the spokesperson for a cologne called "mys[e]lf" is impeccable
Shout out to the writers! We missed Meanwhile, but it could not exist without you! This one was brilliant heartwarming and reminded me that we couldn’t and wouldn’t have it without you.
My mental health needed you all back. :)
Imagine having diarrhea so bad it makes the news.
Oh my god the turtle footage. I died laughing, I didn't expect that.
Hah! I saw that coming and I was not disappointed 😂
The fun being had by everybody on that stage is embraceable. Happy happy, joy joy 😊
I barely made it through the summer,OMG soooo glad you are back Steven and everyone that makes this show, that makes my life in America laugh instead of cry ❤❤❤❤Thank you!!
OMG Stephen, I have missed you so much! Welcome back!
Aww, I was hoping to get a dramatic stinger for "THENWHILE."
Great to have new shows. Keeping the thinking person sane in insane times.
I love the Somali runner. She really embodies the spirit of my high school friend who stubbornly walked our mile run the last few times. Please I hope she races Stephen.
These actor-less unhinged un-re-taked scenes are great! Even when things are back to "normal", do more of these more often.
Tortoises are notoriously good at escaping. They are incredibly strong.
All I can say is- since you’ve been gone so many nights we felt alone cause there was no laughter to share because- Stephen wasn’t there- So damn glad you’re back. Keep going!☮️🌹👏👏👏👏
Remember that woman running took the place of someone who earned and deserved it. She deserves all the jokes.
Gotta love Dr Colbert. He’s got some gutsss
That last runner didn't need a stop watch, she needed a calendar to time her run.
This was the worst summer evening event of all time . My fall will be refreshing and cool. The words can not express the humorous less summer we all had......❤
So happy a sigh of Relief to end my weekday evenings. Thank you and your staff ❤ Welcome back 😂 We all need to laugh again ......
I was getting depressed..😅 just kidding!!. But my happiness went up. Really glad you are back.
As a sceptic, a "Probably haunted" property is appealing to me.