BioWare Defies the FANS | Dragon Age: The Veil Guard

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • It's been pretty crazy lately so we thought "Why wait until the Dragon Age release in November to drop a little joy into the world... because we'll probably all be a little too crazy by then!
    Take a ride with us as we use some human knowhow, a little machine learning and a pinch of salt to see what Dragon Age: The Veil Guard was really trying to tell us in their Official Reveal Trailer. Join us won’t you?
    Seriously though, join us, and we can make more videos more often: either right here on UA-cam or over on Patreon / unscripted608
    Original video:
    • Dragon Age: The Veilgu...
    ***** Before you diss: read 'dis disclaimer!:
    The following presentation has been produced entirely by Nerds. As such, you will never see their actual faces in this video, and you should assume everything else is a simulation and nothing is real. This is a Palace built of Lies, but we hope you see a bit of yourself in its many mirrors. That and laugh until your butt hurts. You know… Satire. *****
    Just in case this is the first video of ours you’ve seen: Hi! We’re Unscripted and we scrape original audio off cool visuals, smash them into a blender, and recalibrate them to tell our own story using AI cloning and a single voice artist. Thanks for stopping by!
    Non-Original Library Music under license via artlist.io:
    SLPSTRM - Side Hustle
    All other music is Unscripted Original with a little AI on the vocals..
    ...and a couple of screams we harvested from ‪@carrierbk5464‬
    Stay Classy Amigos!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 438

  • @UnscriptedHonest
    @UnscriptedHonest  Місяць тому +72

    It looks like we kicked a hornet's nest on this one folks!
    TL;DR: It doesn't matter what you look like or who and how you love - all that matters is what you do and the spirit in which you do it. Choose Love over Fear every time Amigos!
    -----------
    As long time fans of the Dragon age series (yes, even Inquisition) we were really looking forward to Dreadwolf. Maybe you haven't played the games and are wondering how such a shiny, happy trailer could get us all butthurt? Well, it's because the world of Dragon Age is super dark and literally ending - blights and breaches have torn it apart and it's always been up to us, the player, to salvage what little good is left using only the bleak cards we have been dealt.
    In the Reveal Trailer, everyone is having a laugh and it appears if they could just assemble the perfect combination of "different" people that in itself would solve the problem. This isn't the solution to any problems in the world of Dragon Age or the Real World. It only works if the problem is making your Corporation look like it cares about warm hearted people instead of just cold hard cash.
    Scrolling down through the comments you're likely to find some foul language and strong opinions and that's ok...
    What isn't ok is Corporations weaponizing inclusion just to sell titles - because that provokes a culture war that delays the realization of actual equity in the real world.
    What isn't ok is altwhite fellas calling for exclusion of characters based on their appearance - because that's racism.
    What isn't ok is pro-DEI folks calling everyone who doesn't agree with them 100% a bigot - because that's predjudice.
    It does not matter what your characters look like or feel *outside* of the game-loop - that's just the surface. What do they actually do?
    What matters most is a satisfying storyline and an entertaining game-loop that doesn't simply funnel you towards a fomo-or-microtransaction crossroads.
    And we'll die on that hill if we must...

    • @GerikoKain
      @GerikoKain Місяць тому +1

      Marilyn Manson literally got me onto this franchise so I'll continue down the road until there is no more road lol.

    • @baundiesel
      @baundiesel Місяць тому

      This video and comment has so much loser ass energy.

    • @heavymetallabrat
      @heavymetallabrat Місяць тому +2

      @@UnscriptedHonest I love this take. And thank you for making it. Bioware fans are hurting. We used to have the greatest company in gaming making the greatest games and we miss that experience. Something happened in the last decade to ruin the wonderful worlds and adventures we used to have to experience. I understand both sides perfectly. Theres nothing wrong at all with wanting to be represented in an rpg. Rpgs are based entirerly on immersion. Its hard to immerse yourself in something you cant identify with. I get it. But these companies arent writing stories for representation. They are being paid millions to alter great stories in post edit for what amounts to bribes and thats both dishonest and ruins the games with bland or poor characters. Thats what im upset with. I dont care who a character loves. I care that the story fits the development of the character.

    • @Rubycheckers
      @Rubycheckers Місяць тому +7

      "What isn't ok is pro-DEI folks calling everyone who doesn't agree with them 100% a bigot - because that's predjudice."
      This. I'm so tired of being called prejudiced by someone who decides with the most vague premise that I'm racist. THAT'S actual prejudice.

    • @ALLmasked
      @ALLmasked Місяць тому

      also da is diverse already. its the atmosphere that is filled with corporate bs and cut corners that make it cringe. ffs this was dreadwolf and now its an oceans whatever rip-off.

  • @jopera2087
    @jopera2087 Місяць тому +623

    *Rap music starts to play the moment a black man enters the scene*
    Ubisoft liked that.

    • @handbananabusta1034
      @handbananabusta1034 Місяць тому +8

      Had to double back on that. Amazing little details.

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Місяць тому +6

      Don't forget the Killmonger haircut

    • @grph1t3z
      @grph1t3z Місяць тому +1

      Cry

    • @Rubycheckers
      @Rubycheckers Місяць тому

      "Because that's what black people listen"
      -the people calling you racist

    • @MaliciousCat
      @MaliciousCat 29 днів тому +1

      LOL!!!!

  • @stryfer1989
    @stryfer1989 Місяць тому +342

    I have no doubt this is exactly how the new game pitch meetings go.

    • @heavymetallabrat
      @heavymetallabrat Місяць тому +8

      prob a sweet baby inc recommendation

    • @MoonLightHAB
      @MoonLightHAB Місяць тому

      I'm really confused about what exactly is the problem with this game? Can someone give me more context?

    • @stryfer1989
      @stryfer1989 Місяць тому +2

      @@MoonLightHAB Depends on who you ask. For me, it has a lot to do with how AAA game design itself has (d)evolved over the last decade and the promo material for DA: Veilguard checks a lot of red flags.
      Note the tonal shift between trailers for the older games and this one. This is basically Disney's Dragon Age.

    • @heavymetallabrat
      @heavymetallabrat Місяць тому

      @@MoonLightHAB The primary issues stem from the recent marketing campaign doing a terrible job showcasing a game that looks (and sounds) like previous titles and a poor recent history of launch titles from Bioware making people suspicious of the game's quality. The last Dragon Age came out over a decade ago and they tried marketing it to modern audiences which only confused people. DA historically was a grimdark high fantasy with orchestral themed music as its backdrop which the trailer did not showcase to the chagrin of longtime DA players. A third issue people had was that overweight or gender neutral characters in western gaming trailers often comes with baggage that announces the story is being altered for free money handouts from dei investors. Younger players mostly just looked at the trailer confused as there hasnt been a game quite like DA in their lifetime. DA, Star Wars: The Old Republic, and Mass Effect were the crown jewels of Bioware and all of them have virtually vanished from the industry as writers and key developers left Bioware to form new studios.
      I personally like the playstyle they showcased in the trailer and companions are going to be a huge part of the game but the art style for some of the characters is not visually appealing and should hopefully get fixed. The music for the game also needs to be classical or orchestral or its going to sound wrong. But otherwise, I'm hopefull. We shall see.

    • @rope435
      @rope435 25 днів тому

      ​@MoonLightHAB if you are incapable of using context clues to find a single hint as to why this game is problematic for many then it's way too late for you.

  • @waraidako
    @waraidako Місяць тому +62

    Remember when Dragon Age let you play a blood mage, and everyone was racist towards elves, templars were drug addicts who lobotomised mages they didn't trust, and dwarves were backstabbing politicians who sold out their own kin while their women got kidnapped by darkspawn to be graped and turned into broodmothers, and you could pour dragon blood into the ashes of Andraste and commit heresy, and you could help the werewolves kill all the elves, and the main ending was to become an hero in order to win? Remember when Dragon Age was hardcore and not a little bitch franchise for 4-year-olds? I do.

    • @lockheart120
      @lockheart120 Місяць тому +3

      I've been replaying the series recently and the darker themes really got buried in inquisition. Mainly because of the player downtime between major plot points. But the tonal whiplash and change in how the game plays with Veilguard is mindboggling.

    • @joemama114
      @joemama114 Місяць тому

      Dalish elves were also literal bio-terrorists and were willing to violently execute people for "trespassing" ie going for a walk in the woods.

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 29 днів тому +5

      That's the thing, Dragon Age never had sequels. This is not me trying to sound "edgy" or make a joke, it's literally the truth. Dragon Age don't have an identity, it's amusing. Also a wasted opportunity, even more so with Baldur's Gate 3 revitalizing the rpg genre and "medieval fantasy", Dragon Age 4 will be compared with BG3 and it will be ugly

    • @artofox
      @artofox 19 днів тому +1

      I member

    • @jameswayton2340
      @jameswayton2340 17 днів тому +1

      I'm not even dissapointed for Dragon age failhard because my expectations where already almost zero. Dragon 2 sucked compared to 1. And dragon age 3 was better but combat sucked so hard because they game did not know if it wanted to be a tactical pauze/unpause game or an action game and did both. I have to say that last gameplay shown from dragon age 4 looked like they at least understand to make it more like a mass effect like action game then tactical instead of trying to do both at the same time so that is good.
      But everything is dumbed down. less kills, companions. Companions are all diverse and feel boring even before i played the game. ''The veil jumper'' oh god shut up... And also you only have one helmet slot and one armor slot. Everything is just made dumber and dumber.. And why is everything purple and colorfull and shit? And also some darkspawn look cartoony.

  • @tinyconspiracy9997
    @tinyconspiracy9997 Місяць тому +325

    Added urban music for the "someone urban clip," chef's kiss.

    • @Cl0ne66
      @Cl0ne66 Місяць тому +18

      Just ask AC: Shadow devs; gotta pay real music for the black guy.

  • @Ludonauta
    @Ludonauta Місяць тому +35

    Corypheus tried to save us from this blighted world, and we killed him.

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds Місяць тому +10

    I think a lot of people missed some of the small jokes in this video, like the griffon going "arf arf" or the tentacle monster shouting "GET OVER HERE" like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

  • @xxdungeonxx1
    @xxdungeonxx1 Місяць тому +299

    Dragon age: The DEIguard

  • @Shpa18
    @Shpa18 Місяць тому +44

    Brown ( but not too brown)

  • @Isnogood12
    @Isnogood12 Місяць тому +135

    I'm at a loss here. Was this meant to be satire? Felt like a documentary for me.

  • @BOGG5
    @BOGG5 Місяць тому +151

    love the Yasuke music in 0:55

    • @Korgass
      @Korgass Місяць тому +1

      Is it really Yasukes Theme or is it a joke flying over my head? .x

    • @SirCamWA
      @SirCamWA Місяць тому +9

      @@Korgass For showcasing the new AC game, they played R&B inspired music at some point around a miniboss fight when playing as Yasuke- which they clearly knew what they were doing.

    • @massdestruction112
      @massdestruction112 Місяць тому +12

      The fact that Ubisoft unironically decided to use that for the trailer never fails to amaze me, just hilarious.

    • @Korgass
      @Korgass Місяць тому

      @@SirCamWA AIght aight, I understood the reference/Joke then X)

    • @Korgass
      @Korgass Місяць тому +2

      @@massdestruction112 Dont forget, the loudest people shouting "racism!" are the biggest racists themselves.

  • @timaltstadt824
    @timaltstadt824 Місяць тому +29

    This is literally what I saw when I saw this trailer

  • @Slitheringpeanut
    @Slitheringpeanut Місяць тому +104

    Love the Screaming Dragon!

  • @dreghorn007
    @dreghorn007 Місяць тому +122

    Bioware: 2003 "im buying it, even if its not my genre.
    Bioware: 2018+ "pass"

    • @NakedSnake1010
      @NakedSnake1010 Місяць тому +4

      For me it was a "pass" since 2011.
      ME2 was the last truly good game of theirs. DA2, ME3, Inquisition, Andromeda, Anthem all of this is a pure shit-fest.
      There's people that are coping about some of this games but i'm not. Just calling them what they are. A stinky pail of shit.

    • @GreyLion86
      @GreyLion86 Місяць тому

      @@NakedSnake1010What didn’t you like about ME3 (aside from the final battle and ending)?

    • @NakedSnake1010
      @NakedSnake1010 Місяць тому +2

      @@GreyLion86 The entire game just very poorly written.
      They completely ditch Drew Karpyshyn and it feels in every single aspect of the story. They massacred almost everything. Look what they did to my boy Illusive Man. I hate this game from the bottom of my heart.
      For me personally, even the Andromeda didn't do that much damage to the ME universe.

    • @71Arlekino
      @71Arlekino Місяць тому

      @@GreyLion86 A simple telling point: in Part 3, you can't even put away your weapons ( it was only put away on the ship). In the first two parts you could do it, you could find a npc, a quest, a merchant. In the third, you always run and shoot with a rifle.
      It's a small thing, but it says a lot about the game.

    • @GreyLion86
      @GreyLion86 Місяць тому

      @@71Arlekino Yeah, 3 did feel a lot more linear and “streamlined” compared to the first two games. I also didn’t like the fact that the “N7” missions were just recycled multiplayer maps. I still mostly enjoyed it, and the character moments were still done really well, but it was just missing a lot of the substance from the other games. Going with the original “dark energy” plot would’ve made it so much more interesting and in line with what ME2 was alluding to.

  • @paytonturner1421
    @paytonturner1421 Місяць тому +180

    Dragon Age is on life support.

    • @Chaotic-Star-3-6-9
      @Chaotic-Star-3-6-9 Місяць тому +22

      it died 3 games ago. its just a corpse that was layered in wax

    • @paytonturner1421
      @paytonturner1421 Місяць тому +13

      @@Chaotic-Star-3-6-9 When this game comes out the franchise officially dead.

    • @LordOfSweden
      @LordOfSweden Місяць тому +11

      THe white and asian dudes in the development team got replaced by raging feminists with pink hair and brown women

    • @nathanclax8118
      @nathanclax8118 Місяць тому

      ​@@LordOfSweden culture war tourist brain rot

    • @dasji2
      @dasji2 Місяць тому +3

      @@paytonturner1421 Mean the studios offically dead

  • @clumsyturtle8544
    @clumsyturtle8544 Місяць тому +8

    They took out blood magic because the devs felt it was too evil.
    And thats not satire.

    • @remmy908
      @remmy908 2 дні тому

      mentally weak/frail people wanting everything in life, even Fantasy entertainment, to be a "Safe space"

  • @MicrobiusBlue
    @MicrobiusBlue Місяць тому +35

    Sums up modern game development brainstorming to a T

  • @n.mightslapallama1874
    @n.mightslapallama1874 Місяць тому +71

    God forbid a long-running franchise is respected enough that the formula that made it successful is respected in modern times! Curse you, modern audiences!

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus Місяць тому +20

      Someone needs to create a game that's about the quest to discover where the "modern audience" is hiding.

    • @n.mightslapallama1874
      @n.mightslapallama1874 Місяць тому +3

      @@thevoxdeus There's only one difficulty: impossible. Game journalists finally feel equal to normal gamers when everyone fails equally.

    • @billmacia4092
      @billmacia4092 Місяць тому

      Doom is still Alive and kicking

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Місяць тому +2

      This modern audience don't even exist, that's the hilarious aspect. The stunt worked with Black Panther and Barbie, but that's pretty much it

  • @sadanandnaik9803
    @sadanandnaik9803 Місяць тому +38

    I legit inhaled my coffee when the dragon joined in on the song...lmao

    • @Seeker794
      @Seeker794 Місяць тому +5

      It's golden. 😂

  • @j.a.velarde5901
    @j.a.velarde5901 Місяць тому +30

    #Unscripted -- Bless you. -- Stand up to the greed and idiocy, everyone.

  • @TheStuffEnjoyer
    @TheStuffEnjoyer Місяць тому +2

    The Dragon screaming at the end of the vid was perfect lol!

  • @DutchThriceman
    @DutchThriceman Місяць тому +16

    This one went hard guys, well done, if this game sells a single copy that'll be one too many.

  • @Abighairyspider121
    @Abighairyspider121 Місяць тому +111

    "modern audiences" will love this, but only on twitter since they don't actually buy games.

    • @alexavier1696
      @alexavier1696 Місяць тому +8

      I love how a lot of contrarians and troll bots love to defend these games and not even buy it themselves.

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Місяць тому

      300 million active users monthly, we gave too much attention to it, look how things blew out of proportion lol Twitter does not represent reality at any level, not even if you isolate only the "western" cultures, just another social media hellhole

    • @sheldonmustdie2
      @sheldonmustdie2 Місяць тому

      Facts

    • @elissahe2377
      @elissahe2377 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@alexavier1696I love how fake fans think that veilguard isn't going to be dark and in their opinion doesn't feel like dragon age because they're too lazy to pay attention to the story and also read the books

    • @newhappythoughts1628
      @newhappythoughts1628 Місяць тому

      How is this different from past Dragon Age games?

  • @Starfox371
    @Starfox371 Місяць тому +8

    The singing Dragon OMG - perfect.

  • @emanuel81111
    @emanuel81111 15 днів тому +2

    Bro never stop making videos, this is both a incredible critic of modern enterprises and funny as hell

  • @mspointyears
    @mspointyears Місяць тому +3

    That dragon has an amazing singing voice!

  • @thedrummernator3892
    @thedrummernator3892 Місяць тому +12

    the timing on that dragon wing-spread and scream was shit hot 🔥

  • @tni333
    @tni333 Місяць тому +62

    Man it's so sad they never made a sequel to Dragon Age Origins

    • @TyphonNeuron
      @TyphonNeuron Місяць тому +4

      Yep, kinda weird.

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Місяць тому +6

      Sad this is not irony, it's literally what happened

    • @mordredpendragon9672
      @mordredpendragon9672 Місяць тому +11

      I liked DA2 because the mages vs templars theme is my favorite the DA series.
      DAI is shit though.

    • @Skalli10
      @Skalli10 Місяць тому +3

      @@mordredpendragon9672 DAI get's better later on but I guess it's not for everyone. I liked the rebuilding of your own fort and I enjoyed it. Every DA was different and I still love DA:O the most. But I did enjoy all 3 games.

    • @akimbofresh8109
      @akimbofresh8109 Місяць тому +5

      @@mordredpendragon9672Nah DA2 was already nuclear grade garbage. You have no taste.

  • @Nitryl44
    @Nitryl44 Місяць тому +20

    DA Veilguard characters still looks better than Concord ones... that's how bad Concord characters looks.
    Thankfully, Koreans devs are here to save the day !

    • @gorylek198
      @gorylek198 Місяць тому

      That's because Concord thing that diversity means being fat.

    • @Thanatos2k
      @Thanatos2k Місяць тому +4

      With Pay to Win Free to Play garbage?

    • @alexavier1696
      @alexavier1696 Місяць тому +2

      @@Thanatos2kThat’s sadly the next we got.
      That’s how bad the video game industry is right now.

  • @BattlewarPenguin
    @BattlewarPenguin Місяць тому +4

    At the end: Where did everyone go? Where's the audience?

  • @TheSpy009
    @TheSpy009 Місяць тому +11

    Perfection.

  • @varanzmaj
    @varanzmaj Місяць тому +2

    I'd would unironically play this over whatever "serious" story Bioware came up with.

  • @enzotheold
    @enzotheold Місяць тому +16

    The rap got me hard

  • @Python_Bacon
    @Python_Bacon Місяць тому +61

    Where is the representation for hot chicks to romance?

    • @quipsilvervr
      @quipsilvervr Місяць тому

      Sorry brethren, the intended audience for this game hate women that are too attractive.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 Місяць тому +23

      Evil male gaze, remember?

    • @Windmelodie
      @Windmelodie Місяць тому +13

      Hey, we ladies also want some hot guys to romance! Baldur's Gate 3 gave us Astarion, Gale and Halsin and this game gives us.... an Old Man, Black Guy™ and Inigo Montoya???

    • @BB-mt5sb
      @BB-mt5sb Місяць тому +1

      That's the dwarf

    • @Python_Bacon
      @Python_Bacon Місяць тому +1

      @@Windmelodie Yeah, it’s like a bunch of cartoon characters getting it on with each other.

  • @Goodbrew84
    @Goodbrew84 Місяць тому +2

    As an old white man it's nice to finally be represented accurately in a game.

  • @martinxyz
    @martinxyz Місяць тому +11

    Even the Dragon was screaming for them to STOP!

  • @motiffportal
    @motiffportal Місяць тому +8

    Better than the actual trailer 10/10

  • @Swecan76
    @Swecan76 Місяць тому +2

    Surprised no one ever mentions the game director of this game. No further explanation.

  • @jetdathreat
    @jetdathreat Місяць тому

    I love how you timed the music to the dragon roar so it looks like it's singing!

  • @kraptastic333
    @kraptastic333 Місяць тому +13

    The first games I played were simple, colored pixels and ascii characters. I always found a way to relate to the stories and characters then, even with diminshed sound and visual representation. These characters are purely commercialized "design by committee" and as relatable as cereal box mascots.
    I'll be playing FOSS games and older ones for the next few years rather than subscribing to the pAAAndering studios. Hope to see you all there where we can make jokes about Unscripted videos. "60 bucks, is enough!"

  • @alexreiz6128
    @alexreiz6128 Місяць тому +5

    Somehow new Saints Row dropped in skin of another product

  • @EricBarbman
    @EricBarbman Місяць тому +18

    I'm totally ok with not buying a product I don't want because it's made to displease my expectations as a consumer.

  • @geraltGalleg0s
    @geraltGalleg0s Місяць тому +2

    This is hilarious, thank you very much!

  • @nickblack2006
    @nickblack2006 Місяць тому +44

    Remember people the director confirmed the amazing news that all the characters are pansexual just like the real world.

    • @StrifeTheHorseman
      @StrifeTheHorseman Місяць тому +7

      Pansexual? Wtf is that?

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals Місяць тому +1

      @@StrifeTheHorseman °Pansexuality is sexual, romantic, or emotional attraction towards people of all genders, or regardless of their sex or gender identity. Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are not determining factors in their romantic or sexual attraction to others."

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals Місяць тому +7

      Well, I actually can get behind that from a gameplay perspective and a form of fanservice, as in everyone is a romance option. Seeing how many games have mods that lift sexual orientation restrictions, this is something that players actually want.
      No, it's not realistic. No discussion. (Well, neither are dragons, but that's a whole different story.)
      But unlike the rest, however, it's not pointless political correctness bullshit.

    • @123Juniiorr
      @123Juniiorr Місяць тому +6

      @@smaller_cathedrals This limits the potential for stories, for example, Dorian's story from the previous game wouldn't be possible if he was pansexual instead of gay.

    • @sofajockeyUK
      @sofajockeyUK Місяць тому +1

      @@StrifeTheHorseman Just like Skyrim. You can romance whoever you like.

  • @Maddock_
    @Maddock_ Місяць тому +15

    Wow too real, tone it down bois! (Don’t, it’s spot on)

  • @srJak
    @srJak Місяць тому +7

    this video helped snap me back to reality

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus Місяць тому +1

      Ope there goes gravity

  • @lward53
    @lward53 Місяць тому +27

    I live for these videos.

  • @Frantzen79
    @Frantzen79 Місяць тому +2

    This is so true it actually hurts. Not much more to say.

  • @denisabdullah1908
    @denisabdullah1908 Місяць тому +3

    The Unscripted logo is way better than the new DA logo

  • @Seeker794
    @Seeker794 Місяць тому +1

    Shelby Zyxx - hustle hustle 0:55
    Sah~LN - can you feel it 1:22

  • @johndeighan2495
    @johndeighan2495 27 днів тому +1

    that screaming dragon 🤣

  • @arcangelus6008
    @arcangelus6008 Місяць тому +2

    Not even 8 seconds in and this had me laughing this right here was the most legit line I've ever seen 0:08 🤣

  • @jadahuton7035
    @jadahuton7035 Місяць тому +9

    The satire is too beautiful. Liked and subscribed.

  • @VikingRobotNinja
    @VikingRobotNinja Місяць тому +27

    This is a perfect visual representation of the entire modern video game diversity bingo card

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Місяць тому +1

      Some years ago in the comics industry, they were also following this bingo card, lol gotta love trends, they are so "on the nose", no subtlety whatsoever

  • @MessereHawke
    @MessereHawke Місяць тому +2

    Well, shit
    This was a much, much better trailer than the one given by Evil Alliance and BeWare
    Take my gold Sovereigns... or Orlaisian Royals, Nevarran Gulder? My breeches!

  • @OxyShmoxy
    @OxyShmoxy Місяць тому +1

    Bioware after watching this: "Who leaked the records?!11"

  • @climbsta
    @climbsta Місяць тому +2

    The Dragon scream shattered my beer glass

  • @heretic124
    @heretic124 Місяць тому +9

    Finally someone said it out loud.

  • @dashippo5896
    @dashippo5896 Місяць тому

    Its never been more OVER lads.

  • @DJchrismiller1
    @DJchrismiller1 Місяць тому +2

    The 🏳‍🌈Diva Dragon at the end was chef's kiss!

  • @safsren
    @safsren Місяць тому +1

    Damn, I have no idea what I was expecting but it wasn't that 😂

  • @andrehenderson7820
    @andrehenderson7820 Місяць тому +2

    Can’t wait for this game it’s gone be great

  • @Necrofem
    @Necrofem Місяць тому +6

    Diversity should be cancelled, it's offensive to the nondiverse-attracted individuals.

  • @reireireireireireireireirei
    @reireireireireireireireirei Місяць тому +1

    Absolute genius, as usual. Love your work.
    Can't tell which parts are satire.

  • @constantineromanello4446
    @constantineromanello4446 9 днів тому

    Loved that dragon hitting the high note. Fantastic!!!

  • @heyhoojoe
    @heyhoojoe Місяць тому

    The music when the urban character enters the scene reminds me of Japanese folklore and tradition. Dunno why, but there you go. They probably had urban people, too, over there.

  • @user-we1nm3hc8q
    @user-we1nm3hc8q Місяць тому +2

    DAO was one of my first RPGs. Shitqusition was disgusting. Awful characters, MMO-like quests, bugs, huge pile of shit, placed on the lore... But I fear, that this game could be even worse...

  • @pineapplesmoovey7898
    @pineapplesmoovey7898 26 днів тому

    the rap music when the 'urban person' appeared lmao

  • @smashdexer
    @smashdexer Місяць тому +2

    This is so accurate. They might aswell market them like this as woke games scream woke. Idk why they try to hide it in the marketing and try to gaslight players/fanbases when it’s so obvious.

  • @ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique
    @ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique Місяць тому +1

    Lmao 🤣 The dragon singing

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat Місяць тому +1

    If you make a game for everyone, you make a game for no one.

  • @dindunuphenwong
    @dindunuphenwong Місяць тому +2

    "Nah can't trust him. How about brown?.. but not too brown. How about Asian? There are billions of them!"
    No doubt just quoting this video is going to get my comment deleted by an A.I. controlled algorithm with multiple personality disorders. LOL 💀

  • @_Caedwyn
    @_Caedwyn 19 днів тому +2

    i WISH we were back!
    this is absolutely "modern audience" shit.
    everything is cartoonish, everything is like disney ... fortnite ...
    1 or 2 or 3 had far better atmosphere and graphics AND better looking characters than this.
    even morrigan is uglier than she was in other games
    and people call anyone who says these "tourist"

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn 15 днів тому

    "But you're a ginger woman" 🤣

  • @BelieveIt1051
    @BelieveIt1051 Місяць тому

    Rook: What are ya buyin', Stranger?

  • @mfitzger99
    @mfitzger99 Місяць тому +7

    This video is so good. A game that has nudity, but also a mode where you literally can't die.

  • @Marcel_Augustin
    @Marcel_Augustin Місяць тому +2

    1:54 - that was perfect 🤣

  • @NegativeROG
    @NegativeROG Місяць тому

    Is Blamco a division of Acme Explosives & Coyote Trap Supply?

  • @jimmathin1669
    @jimmathin1669 Місяць тому +3

    Perfection. #Justicefordavrin

  • @copperbadge1
    @copperbadge1 Місяць тому

    Needs more cutscenes.

  • @thedreamcapture2681
    @thedreamcapture2681 Місяць тому +3

    this is actually disgusting.

  • @Hokagemikehawk
    @Hokagemikehawk Місяць тому

    Not the music 0:55 💀

  • @Nagram_
    @Nagram_ Місяць тому +4

    Having been waiting eight years for this game, as a fan of the franchise.
    I'm honestly excited, finally'going to Tevinter, get to continue the Solas plotline, characters look good and the combat looks the best of the series, DAO was great but it's combat was clunky even for crpg standars but since it was concived and released at a time were the gnre was dead people seems to cling hard to it making it sound better than what it actually was.
    The bad things about Veilguard were the unwillingness of Bioware to say anything and sell smoke since 2018 and that AWFUL cinematic trailer before the gameplay reveal.
    And the title having an article

  • @Damirit
    @Damirit Місяць тому

    Perfection! Hearbreaking, tear inducing perfection!

  • @greyb5511
    @greyb5511 Місяць тому

    ABSOLUTE CINEMA! (Asmonbald sent me here.)

  • @kenshigo142
    @kenshigo142 Місяць тому +7

    perfect...sadly...

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 Місяць тому +4

    Modern audiences. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @St_Dover
    @St_Dover 3 дні тому

    Ima need that mortal kombat Donna summer song pls

  • @pixiethebug
    @pixiethebug Місяць тому +2

    😂 If all trailers were made this brutally honest, watching movies and playing games would be much more enjoyable. Everyone would know exactly what to expect and no chance for disappointment.
    10/10 perfect video!

  • @sebastianvakarian9773
    @sebastianvakarian9773 Місяць тому +2

    This was great lmao

  • @Vera-yu9eh
    @Vera-yu9eh Місяць тому

    Seems that they make a new part of the series for people to say : oh, the previous was not as bad as we believed it to be. I am really afraid to imagine what the next part after fail hard be like.

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 Місяць тому

    Perfect, every minute detail!

  • @xDrim09
    @xDrim09 Місяць тому +3

    This is so on point, I’m not even sure if this is satire.

  • @kaelinvictus6039
    @kaelinvictus6039 Місяць тому +3

    When this game eventually flops we will get more content to meme on. Its a win-win for sure 🍿

  • @Naramek2
    @Naramek2 Місяць тому +4

    Absolutely fucking amazing.

  • @GigglingStoners
    @GigglingStoners Місяць тому +2

    Brilliant XD

  • @Rotor_nator
    @Rotor_nator Місяць тому +3

    That’s was actually really good. Great job! 👍🏻

  • @eggdromeda3467
    @eggdromeda3467 Місяць тому +1

    This has no business being this good :'D

  • @PaladinLarec
    @PaladinLarec Місяць тому

    I was 33 when the first Dragon Age came, what do I get?

    • @UnscriptedHonest
      @UnscriptedHonest  Місяць тому +3

      A mandatory prostate exam at your annual physical like the rest of us?

  • @movte
    @movte Місяць тому

    so good