Yeah Zeus is one of the biggest man children in Olympus, and often is oblivious to most things. No wonder he stays married to the sharp minded Hera and his favorite child is the wise and knowledgeable Athena. Without those two Zeus’ reign would’ve ended a long time ago
Well because Zeus has not been in that room this means that he would not know if they are turning up the temperature for heat tolerance training. They also could be doing PP training which would help them with pretty much every single form of training that improves you on a physical level. And all that screaming can be explained by skin training and Iron Fist as while they may be doing PP training, those two are naturally very painful and especially if you are pushing yourself to your limit. This is ignoring getting muscular pain from previous exertion which I know from personal experience can last 3 days after. So considering just how sexually inclined Zeus is, not only is it that they are becoming best bros, they are doing PP training for their routine which might be why they come out sweaty, and you better believe that Zeus would be getting in on this action if it was outside of a strictly professional setting. They might even becoming butt buddies, and maybe even butt Buddies forever. And we know from Cody in SML that you can indeed be butt buddies and even butt buddies forever and still maintain the status of friendship. And where can you go past best buddies other then relationship, marriage, and the two levels of butt buddy.
Every. Historian. Ever. "They shared a cabin deep in the woods for nearly forty years and died within just minutes of each other while sharing a bed. They were the best of friends."
@@LumaSloth no, it's a figurative statement, by died I meant that these fictional characters dies in this fictional past in this fictitious, semi exaggerated, realistic world
@@Carcosan well it depends if your going acording to greek mythology or roman in roman mythology the whole rape thing happend and medusa was human and got turn into a monster by athena In greek mythology medusa was a goddess she also always was the gorgon but she was not ugly she was very fucking hot and she hade 2 sisters and then she hade sex with poseidon becouse his aquaman but hotter
Zeus: "They're becoming best buds" Hades: *Explains homo-sexual romance and sexual relationships and opens Zeus to the knowledge of all it contains* Zeus: Wait....I can do it with Men also? *Disappears* *5 minutes later* Hercules: *Busts thru Hades front door* WHAT IN THE NAME OF OLYMPUS HAVE YOU DONE?!
Historians: the two men slept in the same bed, adopted a child together and wore trust rings from eachother...they must have been great friends! Everyone: ... Historians:😀 Everyone:😑
Zeus, you sleep with anything that has a hole. You know what sex is. I feel like hades would be the one to be saying zeus’s lines and then zeus would just be cracking the hell up at hades blindness
Nah, you see, Zeus isn't attracted to Pelops, so he's oblivious, in spite of the obvious implications. If he were attracted to Pelops, he'd instantly put 2 and 2 together, before busting down Poseidon's front door, lightning bolt in hand, and yelling "mine"
Iron Fist and skin training are actually pretty painful, and I know from experience that the Iron fist will remain painful for months after you've started. Unlike skin training which will eventually cause the skin to no longer feel pain. Also working up your heat tolerance could explain why the room would be so hot, and considering that 3,000° is Trivial for extremophiles even though those even though even 2,700° is approaching tungsten melting temperatures. Tungsten is the thing with the highest melting point that humans know of. And because of the nature of pp training which is as it sounds, this can help with most physical exercises. And stretching can become painful and this is coming from someone that was born with what is medically defined as hypermobile joints. Do you know where it's like to be able to bend your fingers backwards with little to no effort and yet be susceptible to the pain of stretching? So they could actually be becoming best bros, and be doing intercourse for strictly professional reasons. And Zeus won't even restrict himself to one gender, one body of his own, he may or may not even restrict himself to just people and gods. But I'm not exactly a mythology nerd.
That's obviously a lot of riding lessons, no wonder he came out on top in the race afterwards. And very wholesome of Poseidon to give him a chariot also, a great reminder of those riding lessons he earned through sweat and possibly blood.
Ancient stories: The two men spent everyday with eachother, trained with each other, ate together, even slept together on cold winter nights. Historians: yep the best of buds 😀
@@aayan2193 I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not- but if you’re serious, it’s fine! I’m not dead and it happened a while ago. A good laugh is always appreciated 😂🤗
Accurate to the myths. Biggest difference is usually in the myths that's because he's *not* banging everything with an available orifice within a 1000 mile radius.
@@theendersmirk5851 Did you know hades was one if not the only gid that did not cheat on his wife and that he was a feminist. I think that is right I can't really remember😓
@@sergioquintero5981 He just barely stopped himself the two times he was tempted, and both times it was because it was during the part of the year where Persephone was with Demeter, so he was just generally in a bad mood.
Zeus: they must be very good roommates 🙂 Hades: you know what....i'm going back to the underworld....and never EVER go out and meet ANYWAY of you again 😑
Zeus, they're sleeping together! Dude how are you not picking this up?! You have a lesbian daughter (Artemis), a bisexual son (Apollo), and a fucking asexual daughter (Athena) who you spoil! How are you not picking it up that Posideon has a boyfriend?!
Artemis isn’t a lesbian though. She’s asexual too. Aphrodite doesn’t have any power on Artemis, Athena and Hestia. Besides it’s not accurate. Zeus had a thing with Ganymede
@@idonthaveanameyettwt2830 like I said Aphrodite doesn’t have influence over Artemis. Aka no love involved. I imagine for a lesbian ace it would be Aphrodite still having some influence but, the women follows some things from Artemis, Athena or Hestia
Ooooh don’t even go down that rabbit hole Zeus had a kid with io then had a kid with every single other girl in the family tree until Heracles and maybe after that
@@bullishgroup8304 I think it’s more likely he was a teenager. In most stories he’s referred to as a youth or adolescent. Either way we can’t really put our morals onto Ancient Greece. It doesn’t make sense to do so
We got all the colors of the rainbow in Ancient Greece! Zeus: the pansexual chaotic neutral coward Hades: the heterosexual straight man who is just mostly chill Apollo: he got the pansexual genes but is more tragic and depressed with flowers everywhere Poseidon: bisexual king of the sea
Poseidon is bisexual. He forced himself on Demeter and made a horse baby with her. He also forced himself on Medusa. Along with Zeus Poseidon would bang anything that moves.
"Zeus is so sex obsessed he doesn't think anyone else can have it" is my new favorite myth headcanon
literally so true
It's even funnier when you realize the Greeks were hella gay
Wif a dude?😂
Technically Zeus is the youngest of chronos kids
Yeah, it's funny that even though he engaged in so much sexual activity he couldn't recognise it in someone else. Also I was the 1,000th like
Pelops: I have...FEELINGS...for you...
Poseidon: And I have...FEELINGS...for you...
Zeus and 99% of Historions: THE FEELING WAS FRIENDSHIP.
93 likes no replies let me fix that
Feelings 🎶🎵woah oh oh Feelings 🎶
699 likes? Nah I’ll give ya ur 700th like.
812 likes nah I'm going to give you 813 likes
I swear there was a song about this...
Hades: *whispering to himself* you have more kids then me and you still dont understand
He has more kids than any god
@@darkspider11this is very true.
@@darkspider1194 or 96 I forgor known ones and probably more
@@Tom-rd8ddprobably ones we never even heard of yet, too
@darkspider11 weirdly enough Poseidon has more kids than zeus.
"Zeus, let me tell you, the love between those two is far from platonic."
"What does Plato have to do with this?"
You mean Plutonic? 😉
Bro… I choked on spit
The fact that the three of you guys's pfps are the letters Y s and K:
@@samarendra109 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@e12bl13 and mine’s an owl
The irony here🤣
Zeus, the most horny guy in any mythology is having a hard time decoding what is actually going on between Poseidon and Pelops.
I'm pretty sure Zeus has had sexual relations with men before. I know he had a king once for sure
Well yeah, Zeus was a Chad and was into girls!
Only a sussy baka would be against a bit of brotherly love like Pelops and Poseidon had.
@@DkKombo Zeus was into pretty young males as well
What do you expect? That he stuck around until his partner finished as well? That he finished second?
@@DkKombo tell that to ganymede's asshole
Who know Zeus had childish innocence in him considering....
Yep I won't name them but true ☝
That's not true Zeus f**** everything
@@theghoul2303 We know
Yeah Zeus is one of the biggest man children in Olympus, and often is oblivious to most things. No wonder he stays married to the sharp minded Hera and his favorite child is the wise and knowledgeable Athena. Without those two Zeus’ reign would’ve ended a long time ago
That he is the youngest Olympian...
The irony of Zeus being too dense to see what’s going on in this situation is hilarious!
🗿🗿🗿
Ganymede
Zeus: *Telling Hades about Pelops and Poseidon sleeping in the same bed and temperature*
Hades: Uhhhhhhhhhh-
Best friends, roommates, family, anything but lovers. History hates lovers~
@@cupcakegirlpoweredits9732 More like history's homophobic.
They're homies cuz they're wearing sandals
@@cupcakegirlpoweredits9732 sidecicks, family, good pals, bubbys anything but lovers, history hates lovers!
Poseidon: I have feelings for you
Pelops: I have feelings… for you
Zeus: the feeling was friendship!
You mean historians
I guess you been fucking with so many people for Soo long that you call interaction friendship.
@@chaotictallbean7126 👋🤣
🤔
Well because Zeus has not been in that room this means that he would not know if they are turning up the temperature for heat tolerance training. They also could be doing PP training which would help them with pretty much every single form of training that improves you on a physical level. And all that screaming can be explained by skin training and Iron Fist as while they may be doing PP training, those two are naturally very painful and especially if you are pushing yourself to your limit. This is ignoring getting muscular pain from previous exertion which I know from personal experience can last 3 days after. So considering just how sexually inclined Zeus is, not only is it that they are becoming best bros, they are doing PP training for their routine which might be why they come out sweaty, and you better believe that Zeus would be getting in on this action if it was outside of a strictly professional setting. They might even becoming butt buddies, and maybe even butt Buddies forever. And we know from Cody in SML that you can indeed be butt buddies and even butt buddies forever and still maintain the status of friendship. And where can you go past best buddies other then relationship, marriage, and the two levels of butt buddy.
Every. Historian. Ever. "They shared a cabin deep in the woods for nearly forty years and died within just minutes of each other while sharing a bed. They were the best of friends."
Died? Wdym, is this from somewhere??
@@LumaSloth no, it's a figurative statement, by died I meant that these fictional characters dies in this fictional past in this fictitious, semi exaggerated, realistic world
"Anything but lovers, History hates lovers!"
-Someone, I don't remember who
You know Poseidon and Pelops' "friendship" in intense when they visibly sweat UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!
Meanwhile, Zeus and Ganymede: 👁👄👁
Zeus: friends listen to Endless Love in the dark
Ganymede: what about meeeeeee
Zeus is most historians out there change my mind
Truuuuuuee
how can I change your mind if you tell facts?
Yes
I can’t change your mind because you are 1000% right 😆
Historians looking at gay art from history:
“Aw look what good friends they were”
Hades:hella straight
Zues: looks for anything with a hole
Apollo: just wants to sleep with someone
Poseidon: a confident bisexual
Hades: Straight
Zeus: Will bang anything
Apollo: Will sleep with anyone
Poseidon: He likes what he likes
Also,
Athena and arttamis: Asexual and Aromatic
Tell thet to medusa
@@adam-dn3hi oh oh yah that sucked (according to Ovid)
@@Carcosan well it depends if your going acording to greek mythology or roman in roman mythology the whole rape thing happend and medusa was human and got turn into a monster by athena
In greek mythology medusa was a goddess she also always was the gorgon but she was not ugly she was very fucking hot and she hade 2 sisters and then she hade sex with poseidon becouse his aquaman but hotter
"Of course I do....they're be coming best BUDS."
The delivery of that line got me 🤣
Zeus: "They're becoming best buds"
Hades: *Explains homo-sexual romance and sexual relationships and opens Zeus to the knowledge of all it contains*
Zeus: Wait....I can do it with Men also? *Disappears*
*5 minutes later*
Hercules: *Busts thru Hades front door* WHAT IN THE NAME OF OLYMPUS HAVE YOU DONE?!
Well Heracles did the same thing with Iolus, Adonis and other male lovers, so its not that weird for him
@@TheKnowledgeMan101 True, but Zeus never kept it in his dang toga lol
@@TheKnowledgeMan101Yeah but... Zeus.
@@TheKnowledgeMan101It's Zeus, though
@@2A_W3ND1G0 And so? Just because he's Zeus doesn't mean that he's exclusively straight or anything
Yet another episode of "Why Hades should have been king instead"
You really want Zeus or Poseiden being the God of the underworld where beautiful women can just be air-mailed to their living room?
@@illam9500 oh damn you right
If they were god of underworld nobody wants to die
@@illam9500 posiedon wouldn’t be bad. He doesn’t hump anything he sees and mostly is loyal
@@illam9500 besides Zeus being in the underworld change anything? He kinda fucks everything anyways
@@Name-ru1kt he raped Medusa
Here’s the bigger question: how can you be noticeably sweaty underwater?
A LOT of maximum effort.
🤣
You could say a rough night
Let's just say that wasn't sweat if you know what I mean......
The gods can
@@jomy3148 kinky
Zeus: goes for any and every female in Greece
Also Zeus: Innocently assumes two men all sweaty together are just best bros
Correction, Zeus goes for EVERYTHING in Greece, not just females
He's probably thinking about his employment of Ganymede.
I bet 10 bucks Zeus would know what they were actually doing if Candy Shop was playing in the background
I'd put down drachmae for that bet too.
Im not betting to a game where I clearly lose
@@legohunter1020 I’ll put one down asswel
@@Mr.D.. Asswel?
Tartarus with it, put me down for 20.
Historians: the two men slept in the same bed, adopted a child together and wore trust rings from eachother...they must have been great friends!
Everyone: ...
Historians:😀
Everyone:😑
It was either best friends or they would lose funding for the dig itself and or get replaced.
They really took “You want to be best friends in a historical way😘?” To a whole nother level…😅
The irony of Zeus not getting that someone is boning is hysterical
so when he said hes gonna teach him to ride the divine "chariot", its actually not a chariot.
This deserves applause 👏 👏👏
It’s a little of both!
It was his di-
Lol
Poseidon : Before you can handle riding the divine chariot, you must to show me if you able to ride the divine ones *wink
False. Zeus would totally know what that meant. Just ask Ganymede.
Lol
yes true
Why would he ask his roommate?
@@waffles4648 posiedon and pelops were "roommates" so zeus and ganymede were...
Maybe Zeus is one of those "if it's not about me, I won't pay attention" types.
Zeus must have been really confused about his own relationships with Ganymede 😂
Zeus, you sleep with anything that has a hole. You know what sex is. I feel like hades would be the one to be saying zeus’s lines and then zeus would just be cracking the hell up at hades blindness
Nah, you see, Zeus isn't attracted to Pelops, so he's oblivious, in spite of the obvious implications. If he were attracted to Pelops, he'd instantly put 2 and 2 together, before busting down Poseidon's front door, lightning bolt in hand, and yelling "mine"
Zeus: and they were roommate's
Hades: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATE'S
I miss vines😢
I looked for a comment like this xD
You mean oh my me
I prefer the term Achilles and his pal
After everyone Zeus has banged, he doesnt realize what's going on and it's hilarious.
He didn't recognize the sounds of sex without animal noises :P Zeus is totally a Furry
Iron Fist and skin training are actually pretty painful, and I know from experience that the Iron fist will remain painful for months after you've started. Unlike skin training which will eventually cause the skin to no longer feel pain. Also working up your heat tolerance could explain why the room would be so hot, and considering that 3,000° is Trivial for extremophiles even though those even though even 2,700° is approaching tungsten melting temperatures. Tungsten is the thing with the highest melting point that humans know of. And because of the nature of pp training which is as it sounds, this can help with most physical exercises. And stretching can become painful and this is coming from someone that was born with what is medically defined as hypermobile joints. Do you know where it's like to be able to bend your fingers backwards with little to no effort and yet be susceptible to the pain of stretching? So they could actually be becoming best bros, and be doing intercourse for strictly professional reasons. And Zeus won't even restrict himself to one gender, one body of his own, he may or may not even restrict himself to just people and gods. But I'm not exactly a mythology nerd.
Zeus doesn't know the sound of consent.
Quick question, has Zeus ever been in a homosexual relationship in any of his cheating myths? Just curious...
@@UrielElOsO yes, he has some young male as lovers... The most famous is Ganymede 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zeus really channelling his inner historian
Plot twist: Zues walked in on them and saw Poseidon was bigger than him, and is in complete denial of what happened
Historians be like:
Me, a queer history nerd: Ah, humor based on my pain. Ha, ha.
@@gwynmarigold9141 hi flower
Meanwhile
Two anime characters: (Just friends doing simple friend things.)
The entire anime community: "They're totally banging."
Yeah, sad but true
i think mostly of crow and rean
Why does the opposite happens here?
ProZD?
Gon and Killua, Naruto and Sasuke, Any pair of a Jojo and a JoBro, Eren amd Armin, SpongeBob and Patrick: "WE'RE JUST FRIENDS"
That's obviously a lot of riding lessons, no wonder he came out on top in the race afterwards. And very wholesome of Poseidon to give him a chariot also, a great reminder of those riding lessons he earned through sweat and possibly blood.
Just have Zeus imagine himself in Poseidon's position, and he'll figure it out pretty quickly.
Ancient stories: The two men spent everyday with eachother, trained with each other, ate together, even slept together on cold winter nights.
Historians: yep the best of buds 😀
(Laughs in Heracles and his nefew)
@@Carcosan (laughs in Abraham Lincoln and Joshua Speed)
@@ryoasuka7339 (Laughs harder in Achilles and Patroclus)
Well, they where. There's no best bud than a fuckbud
(Laughs in Alexander The Great and Hephaestion)
Why is Zeus seem so innocent? Almost every heroic myth begins with Zeus not being able to keep it in his pants!
I believe he doesn't want to admit the fact Poseidon is into that stuff or just gay-
He can sleep with anyone or anything but that doesn’t mean he can read a room
That’s…. The joke
@@minorvibesandNUKES Zeus has had sex with multiple men in many myths so I don’t know how he didn’t figure it out
@@croverns164 there's still that ify reason of Zeus not accepting the fact that Poseidon had seggs- with a boy... Yeah that's a slim chance a bit-
Zeus be sounding like the British museum
Zeus realizes what hades means like 13minutes later
They're not becoming best budds they're becoming best butts
This made me choke on my mango
@@amyconway1631 omg are you ok buddy
@@aayan2193 I almost died, but I’m fine now-thanks :D
@@amyconway1631 am so sorry buddy for making you feel near death tell me what can I do to make you happy am really really sorry
@@aayan2193 I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not- but if you’re serious, it’s fine! I’m not dead and it happened a while ago. A good laugh is always appreciated 😂🤗
Okay who's gonna explain gay people to Zeus NOT ME
Same I dont wanna ruin his ...innocence...
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@@AlexGraceC326 ight say less yo zeus your brother gettin the d shit now i want some d
Me!! Oh oh me me me!!!!!😃🏳️🌈😝
@@piffny6666 we'll go ahead and good luck to you
AND ZEUS WILL CALL THEM, CLOSE FRIENDS, BESTIES, ROOMMATES, COLLEAGUES, ANYTHING BUT LOVERSSSSS
Pelops has been getting Poseidon's fish stick
Hades gay-dar: !!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨
Zeus’s gay-dar: what?🙂
You.. you don't even need a gaydar to tell they're gay, that's how bad his gaydar is
It might be slightly broken
Zeus was banging his waitstaff on the regular, there’s no way he wouldn’t know what that meant!
He doesn't want to realize they're gay....👀🍿🍵
@@minorvibesandNUKES Zeus, as well as every other Greek guy where fucking men, wdym
Maybe Zeus had the "I stopped paying attention when it stopped being about me" attitude.
@@papapapa2856 oh sorry I didn't know that he's just known for doing women and I didn't quite bother seeing if he did men😅
@@CJCroen1393 hmm🤔 yeah most likely
When the Zeus ain't Zeusing
When Zuse becomes a historian:
Y'know you'd think that the biggest player in the whole Greek mythology, would understand, but no
I’m convinced Zeus is just messing with his brother to make Hades technically bring up the topic of sex in the conversation first.
So Zeus is a historian in his downtime
Sure 'best buds'
With benefits
um zeus i think you know what that is buddy
Zeus: Look at this wonderful friendship!!
Every Greek: 🎶AnD hE cAlLs ThEm ClOsE fRiEnDs, rOoMaTeS, BeStIeS, aNyThInG bUt LoVeRs🎶
When he complained about the rebellions he sounded like TheMythologyGuy.
Zeus is the equivalent of every historian ever.
Zeus: this is my best bud Ganymede
Ganymede: yo is this a threesome?! I've always wanted to-
Hades, already leaving: nope. Nope nope nope.
He is giving Pelops some of that pillow talk , you know wat I’m saying 😂
This has big "Realizing that Goku had two kids and doesn't know what a kiss is" energy.
I like that Hades is the one with actual common sense in this shorts!
Accurate to the myths. Biggest difference is usually in the myths that's because he's *not* banging everything with an available orifice within a 1000 mile radius.
@@theendersmirk5851 Did you know hades was one if not the only gid that did not cheat on his wife and that he was a feminist.
I think that is right I can't really remember😓
@@sergioquintero5981 He just barely stopped himself the two times he was tempted, and both times it was because it was during the part of the year where Persephone was with Demeter, so he was just generally in a bad mood.
@@theendersmirk5851🤔 Ah that makes sense thanks😁
Every collage scholar ever
I find it hard to believe that super horn-dog Zeus' dirty mind didn't immediately go right to the gutter.
You would think Zeus knew what was going on, considering his record.
wHoA. zEuS, I thought u knew this stuff lol
Zeus of ALL PEOPLE should know what’s going on.
Poseidon:*drops obvious hints*
Zues: they are such great buds
Alright, who's gonna tell him... Not me.
No, no, let him be. It's best he figures out himself
Zeus and history class have something in common-
Ironic that Hades knows what’s up and Zeus is clueless
Hades: Zeus he's Poseidon's Ganymede.
Zeus: they must be very good roommates 🙂
Hades: you know what....i'm going back to the underworld....and never EVER go out and meet ANYWAY of you again 😑
Hestia: He won't shutup brother. He's constantly on it like Apollo after a night of one night stands and describing it like it was movie he saw.
Nobody tell him
Zeus is just f*cking with hades
He obviously done it before with a dude
Why is hades pretty much always the best character you are an amazing actor
Zeus must've been "best buds" with a lot of women.
Zeus, they're sleeping together! Dude how are you not picking this up?! You have a lesbian daughter (Artemis), a bisexual son (Apollo), and a fucking asexual daughter (Athena) who you spoil! How are you not picking it up that Posideon has a boyfriend?!
Artemis isn’t a lesbian though. She’s asexual too. Aphrodite doesn’t have any power on Artemis, Athena and Hestia.
Besides it’s not accurate. Zeus had a thing with Ganymede
@@moondivine2288 just cause their ace doesn’t mean they cant be lesbian
@@idonthaveanameyettwt2830 like I said Aphrodite doesn’t have influence over Artemis. Aka no love involved. I imagine for a lesbian ace it would be Aphrodite still having some influence but, the women follows some things from Artemis, Athena or Hestia
@@idonthaveanameyettwt2830 that doesn't make sense
@@arixmethes4271 yea it does ace people can still date and like people
Zeus is every historian ever
I love the idea that Zeus is just acting dense and talking like this to Hades to troll him.
This sounds like the perspective they were the bestest/good friends that I heard about happens in story
Is Pelosi his grand son that would be Poseidon's great nephew wow
Well the Greeks don’t care about blood line I meant they married each other like Zeus and Hera are siblings but are married
Yay and that happened all the time in Grease don’t worry about it
Ooooh don’t even go down that rabbit hole Zeus had a kid with io then had a kid with every single other girl in the family tree until Heracles and maybe after that
And if i remember right he wus also a kid ... I might be thinking of some one else
@@bullishgroup8304 I think it’s more likely he was a teenager. In most stories he’s referred to as a youth or adolescent. Either way we can’t really put our morals onto Ancient Greece. It doesn’t make sense to do so
Man I only heard his name pronounced pel-ops instead of peel-ops
So did I tbh
Zeus: there becoming best buds
Sure I guess you could say that.
Pelops. Prolapse. There's a joke somewhere in the middle of those words
Pelops: I have feelings for you
Poseidon: I have feelings for you
Zeus: the feeling was friendship
Yay BFFs so wholesome. Nothing weird here.
Their relationship runs deep 😏
Considering what zeus is usually doing, that's probably just where he sets the mark for friendship.
"And they were roommates"
I love your channel greek gods are one of my favorite things
There is no way Zeus didn't know what Poseidon was doing, since he sure as hell had male lovers of his own.
Zeus still needs to pay child support
Damn zeus is so innocent its scary
We got all the colors of the rainbow in Ancient Greece!
Zeus: the pansexual chaotic neutral coward
Hades: the heterosexual straight man who is just mostly chill
Apollo: he got the pansexual genes but is more tragic and depressed with flowers everywhere
Poseidon: bisexual king of the sea
ZEUS YOU HAVE GANYMEDE
Ahh yes zeus the modern day historian
Is it just me or do we all need a hades in our life??
Well after this definitely yes
Who new that Poseidon would be gay I better not tell my he would laf his but off or be crushed
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died
@@aboveaveragecat44 I think I just had a stroke and died... I see Hades just sitting in his throne drinking tea...
Poseidon is bisexual. He forced himself on Demeter and made a horse baby with her. He also forced himself on Medusa.
Along with Zeus Poseidon would bang anything that moves.
Zeus would get along with modern day historians
"They were simply really really close friends"
You may think Zeus a little confused but that is how you become best buds in ancient Greece
Zeus literally is the dude who thinks the two dudes who live together for 75 years were "bachelors" instead of gay men in a monogamous relationship.