I think there’s like a weird type of rule 34 to things like this, like if there’s a car that exists, there is *going* to be someone who does unspeakably absurd things to it
0:56 Fun fact: Messed Up Cars used to be called F@ckted Up Cars, but baby Elon cried very hard when they were making parody accounts of him so among all of the reason he banned parody accounts was having any swears on your name, tag or description...
“If I see a someone with something better than what I have, I obviously get jealous, among other things like spiteful, evil and just genuinely untrustworthy” props to Kwite for admitting just how close he is to the average twitter user
Someone make sure Kwite stays away from spinning saw blades. He seems to be under the impression they are designed to stop when touched by skin and not... ya know, slice through it. There is only one kind of saw that is designed to stop when it touches skin, and its not thanks to the blade. The SawStop works on a conductivity sensor, and as far as I know is the only one that will stop on contact with human skin.
Never drive through flood waters, if you can't see the ground below you don't know how deep it is or what debris is there. Even if you have an off road vehicle. Every year in Australia people think their 4wd will get them through and they get washed away
well technically the oranges in the car at the beggining arent really being wasted, since you dont eat the peel all you would really have to do is wash them off and cut it open or peel it, whatever suites your fancy. anyways great video
something that lives in my head rent free is the meme of four cars that are all messed up in some way including the Jeep wrangled, the Dodge challenged, Ford escaped, and the Ford Unfocused. I am cursed with randomly remembering it which makes me cackle like a gawdamn hyena, I have to hold back the laughter when I think of it in public to prevent people from thinking I'm the Joker and calling the cops.
Sawblades aren't designed to stop when they hit flesh, that is an extra mechanical addition that detects the electrical conductivity of flesh and interrupts the blade. Stay safe peeps.
My final year of high school I took video as an elective, and we watched a documentary on unique cars; subjects include one covered in animatronic sea life called the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir, one covered in spoons owned by The Spoon Man, and one covered with cameras (can't recall how many were functioning).
It's not even all saws that have that it's specifically table saws that have a saw stop installed I'm sure there's other brands of a saw stop but still
@@poweryellow1078 you don't need to be a wood worker to know it. I'm certainly not, and neither is anyone in my family or acquaintances. Just use your brain for a second, did you really think a spiky design in one direction would completely stop a saw blade from slicing your finger clean off when spinning at a kjillion revs a second?
5:45 ERRRM WHAT THERES NO WAY THAT IS LITERALLY MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE, IM NOT EVEN JOKING THEY HAVE THST LIMO CAR AND THEY TRYED TO SELL IT YEARS AGO IM SCARED
I had one of those lightning McQueen cars, his mouth was rubber cause it had a robot teeth behind them that when pressing a button would make it talk lines from the cars movie. Even had useless buttons for making the car drive it self but if I remember correctly those were on the car so you had to be following it thanks to not having a remote
the Tesla cybertruck is like if someone took the Satisfactory joke cyber truck and parodied it, except that the reality is the reverse 10:00 THAT'S THE SPIDERTRON FROM FACTORIO, WITH A COAT OF PAINT
kwite if it makes you feel better i reference you in a practice in class essay for my ap exam referencing your iceberg video and that essay would have scored me a 5/6 on the ap exam so will be watching this Saturday for reference for my actual exam 🙏
Literally in agony because Saturday is the day my roadtrip starts. The iceberg video gave me secondhand brainrot on the subject, and I can’t wait for another topic to do the same thing to me again
6:50 trypophobia, the aversion to visual patters, bumps, or holes. It's not an officially diagnosable phobia, but it started being more recognized with the advent of the internet and people sharing "images that make your skin crawl" around.
About a month ago I was driving through North Carolina and when i stopped at a higheay rest stop i saw a car which had a nascar-style frame made from chair legs covered in pool noodles. Also, the back half of the chasis was cut from another car, so there was an opening about half an inch wide leading to the back seats.
Double layer joke on the brick car Its an old Volvo, and those things may as well be made of bricks. Besides looking like one, they're also insanely hard to destroy
That one car with the giant engine is actually just an old wreck with an airplane motor sitting on top of where the hood should be and it was done entirely just for that one picture.
I'll try to watch the video, but the fourth of may is herdenkingsdag (Remembrance day) so I might be a bit busy remembering all the terrible things from WW2 and other wars. I'll also be away for the weekend, so that doesn't help things.
I would really like to see Kwite trying to stop one of those sawblades with his hand without the quick-stop mechanism built into the tables, since he seems to believe that it's part and parcel of the blade design.
There's a car by where I'm working right now with spray foam covering both front fenders. First time I saw it I thought it was sheepskin and thought it was kinda neat, until I thought about the road salt and general dirt
My cousin got his first car on Facebook marketplace for $100 dollars. Then he worked for a year full time at the local supermarket and bought an Audi designed for middle aged mothers. He was 22 at the time. Sometimes, context makes cars more effed up.
@@Shroomy_Boi I know about saw stops, they're pretty cool too. I just wanted to clarify that saw blades themselves often aren't designed with fleshy bits in mind.
John goes to the store to buy apples. 1 apple costs 2 dollars, 1 orange costs, 1 banana costs 1 dollar. John has 8 dollars, how many apples can John buy? Answer: John is colorblind and buys 6666 oranges. John ends up in severe credit card debt. John’s name isn’t actually John, it’s Johnny, Johnny stole this credit card from a local retirement home.
The most fucked up car I've ever seen was a 1993 Geo Metro that had been professionally shortened to remove the back row of seats. Found it while car shopping for my current car. The thing was half hood and the person selling it was asking for $4500 for it. Kinda wish I bought it, it was hilarious
I think there’s like a weird type of rule 34 to things like this, like if there’s a car that exists, there is *going* to be someone who does unspeakably absurd things to it
Rule 35 - If it exists, someone will make a car look like it
@@beacondude5000that’s a rule?
@@matthewboire6843 a new one
@@Chaotic_evil_duck oh ok
There is.
0:56 Fun fact: Messed Up Cars used to be called F@ckted Up Cars, but baby Elon cried very hard when they were making parody accounts of him so among all of the reason he banned parody accounts was having any swears on your name, tag or description...
talk about "free speech" LMAOOO
my twitter @ has "fuck" in it, but it has been like that since 2019 so maybe you're just not allowed to change it now, but the old ones can keep it?
@@pepe-gfv2 it might only apply to parody accounts as op said
@@petrichorals ahh OK. I missed that somehow
“If I see a someone with something better than what I have, I obviously get jealous, among other things like spiteful, evil and just genuinely untrustworthy” props to Kwite for admitting just how close he is to the average twitter user
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__STOP
How did you have 2 comments get to the top of the comment section in the same video
V in a nutshell, people. V in a nutshell
Commenter discovers human nature
Those bunch of oranges in that car looks something that would come out of a average GMOD gameplay.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__NOOO
Nah it’s from maths textbooks
@@p-__my farts are better than YOUR farts
@@p-__FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP. STOP SPAMMING EVERYWHERE.
Me doing a math problem: “Why would you ever need to buy 50 oranges?”
Guy in the first image: 😅
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOOD
@@gutbucket6184 dude it's a bot stop interacting with it, report and move on
Oh, those are stolen. I recognize that picture.
Someone make sure Kwite stays away from spinning saw blades. He seems to be under the impression they are designed to stop when touched by skin and not... ya know, slice through it. There is only one kind of saw that is designed to stop when it touches skin, and its not thanks to the blade. The SawStop works on a conductivity sensor, and as far as I know is the only one that will stop on contact with human skin.
Certain oscillating saws (like cast saws) are safe too as the elasticity of the skin doesn't allow it to cut through.
its meant to slice through metal. its just that buzzsaws are like the one thing that cares about the |)ifference between metal & skin
1:27 'That's CLEARLY just a little guy. It *might* even be his birthday!'
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__cease.
Never drive through flood waters, if you can't see the ground below you don't know how deep it is or what debris is there. Even if you have an off road vehicle. Every year in Australia people think their 4wd will get them through and they get washed away
well technically the oranges in the car at the beggining arent really being wasted, since you dont eat the peel all you would really have to do is wash them off and cut it open or peel it, whatever suites your fancy. anyways great video
theres this fatass kid in my class who eats the peel, sometimes he dips in in sauce
☝️🤓
@@TheRealEggGod 🍅🍅🍅
@@TheRealEggGod weve got a loser here point and laugh
something that lives in my head rent free is the meme of four cars that are all messed up in some way including the Jeep wrangled, the Dodge challenged, Ford escaped, and the Ford Unfocused.
I am cursed with randomly remembering it which makes me cackle like a gawdamn hyena, I have to hold back the laughter when I think of it in public to prevent people from thinking I'm the Joker and calling the cops.
Sawblades aren't designed to stop when they hit flesh, that is an extra mechanical addition that detects the electrical conductivity of flesh and interrupts the blade. Stay safe peeps.
Extremely disappointed by having been clickbaited with the car of my dreams in the thumbnail tbh
Ok jared hopworth
Wh- what kind of dreams?
Nothing from the internet will ever surpass the furry on a motorcycle I saw on the highway once.
That car had the man from all the math problems
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__Stop.
Beaten me to it
My final year of high school I took video as an elective, and we watched a documentary on unique cars; subjects include one covered in animatronic sea life called the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir, one covered in spoons owned by The Spoon Man, and one covered with cameras (can't recall how many were functioning).
0:01 finally, after 23 years … THE MAN FROM THE MATH PROBLEMS
3:07 It’s the invisible BOATMOBILE NOT AN INVISIBLE CAR
10:34 You DO know that happens because of the electrical current flowing through the saw blade and not because of the sawblade's design itself, right?
atp i'm not expecting a lot of critical thinking from vtubers lol
It's not even all saws that have that it's specifically table saws that have a saw stop installed I'm sure there's other brands of a saw stop but still
How is a non-woodworker supposed to know this 💀
@@poweryellow1078 you don't need to be a wood worker to know it. I'm certainly not, and neither is anyone in my family or acquaintances. Just use your brain for a second, did you really think a spiky design in one direction would completely stop a saw blade from slicing your finger clean off when spinning at a kjillion revs a second?
I pretty sure he wasn’t being serious dude
6:52 ain't that trypophobia bc I get it too man
8:29 that is Forza Horizon my man. That is the default charectar model in the drivers seat. Also, the forza spoiler.
5:45 ERRRM WHAT THERES NO WAY THAT IS LITERALLY MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE, IM NOT EVEN JOKING THEY HAVE THST LIMO CAR AND THEY TRYED TO SELL IT YEARS AGO IM SCARED
10:40 I wish that was true, my dad works in the countertop industry and has seen a couple finger losses lol
11:19 KWITE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY DOG EXCEPT SHE HAS A LONGER TAIL AND LONGER FUR. WHAT
I had one of those lightning McQueen cars, his mouth was rubber cause it had a robot teeth behind them that when pressing a button would make it talk lines from the cars movie. Even had useless buttons for making the car drive it self but if I remember correctly those were on the car so you had to be following it thanks to not having a remote
1:52 man thats too real. My most recent gaming relapse also happened to be the God Of War series as well, so almost scary relatable
the Tesla cybertruck is like if someone took the Satisfactory joke cyber truck and parodied it, except that the reality is the reverse
10:00 THAT'S THE SPIDERTRON FROM FACTORIO, WITH A COAT OF PAINT
The Cars 4 movie models are looking fire
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__PLEASE STOP
The cars 4 movie models are looking fine 😏
I swear I once saw a cyber truck out in the wild it was crazy
Pretty sure the thing with not liking so many little things next to each other is trypophobia, good vid btw lol
It's the holes.
What if the spider car, was a train instead. Legs coming out of every piece. Hahah I'm not sleeping well tonight again.
You know it’s gonna be a good and bad (mostly bad) day when kwite post
Checks out since I’m out sick rn lmao
yeah he made me forget the name of that drunk goblin girl from the bullet game
can confirm i immediately started feeling pain when i started watching this
I’m pretty sure her name meant watermelon in Japanese. suika I believe
But they interviewed Glorb today
3:25 DEEP CUT?? THE SPLATOON IDOL GROUP⁉️⁉️ SPLATOON MENTIONED 🗣️🔥
I'm so normal about splatoon
@@M00n_2tar the most normal splatoon idol fan reaction (i’m a splatoon fan too)
least autistic splatoon fan (woomy)
I love splatoon (i did not finish it)
3:09 if his name is invisible why doesn't he take damage
6:47 there is a word for that. Trypophobia.
kwite if it makes you feel better i reference you in a practice in class essay for my ap exam referencing your iceberg video and that essay would have scored me a 5/6 on the ap exam so will be watching this Saturday for reference for my actual exam 🙏
3:24 Thank you good sir, for explaining this to those of us so sadly deprived of sponge lore
I rewarched the Iceberg Iceberg video the other day!! Genuinely my favourite video from you, cant wait for Saturday!
A new long video on Saturday? But Kwite! That's my birthday! What a kind and thoughtful gift!
6:53 microphobia. The fear of small things. [insert kwite is short joke here]
Literally in agony because Saturday is the day my roadtrip starts. The iceberg video gave me secondhand brainrot on the subject, and I can’t wait for another topic to do the same thing to me again
Yooooo at 2:15 Kwite mentions Pareidolia in this video which we all should have learned about at 25:03 in his "Iceberg iceberg explained" video!
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__no.
Orange you glad it's not full of bananas
HELL YEAH LONG FORM KWITE VIDEO SOON, i'm a sucker for video essays and i already loved the iceberg iceberg video lol
"It's like a car human centipede". ......you mean a limo?
5:28 nah thats a Dooooooodge charger
Hearing kwite call the invisible boatmobile the invisible car hurt my soul as a SpongeBob enjoyer 😮💨
Put him into the Invisible Kwitemobile wich looks like a trash compactor
6:50 trypophobia, the aversion to visual patters, bumps, or holes. It's not an officially diagnosable phobia, but it started being more recognized with the advent of the internet and people sharing "images that make your skin crawl" around.
You know, that Peter Griffin car's engine probably sounds like Kwite.
The cars style is called Itasha (I have a sailor moon one it's badass!)
About a month ago I was driving through North Carolina and when i stopped at a higheay rest stop i saw a car which had a nascar-style frame made from chair legs covered in pool noodles. Also, the back half of the chasis was cut from another car, so there was an opening about half an inch wide leading to the back seats.
Double layer joke on the brick car
Its an old Volvo, and those things may as well be made of bricks. Besides looking like one, they're also insanely hard to destroy
That one car with the giant engine is actually just an old wreck with an airplane motor sitting on top of where the hood should be and it was done entirely just for that one picture.
4:29 its a volvo thing...that cars nickname is the brick...and a turbo brick...because of its boxy shape...
8:02 imagine driving a polygon to work every day
I never knew we were getting another kwite long video! Very excited!
Kwite I tried some Gamer Soups and it was pretty tasty
I'll try to watch the video, but the fourth of may is herdenkingsdag (Remembrance day) so I might be a bit busy remembering all the terrible things from WW2 and other wars.
I'll also be away for the weekend, so that doesn't help things.
Had to do a double take for 3:52, because I thought the girl on the side was Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi The Rock (it wasn’t).
oh dude that iceberg video was awesome
can't wait for saturday
I would really like to see Kwite trying to stop one of those sawblades with his hand without the quick-stop mechanism built into the tables, since he seems to believe that it's part and parcel of the blade design.
There's a car by where I'm working right now with spray foam covering both front fenders. First time I saw it I thought it was sheepskin and thought it was kinda neat, until I thought about the road salt and general dirt
1:17 omg new long kwite video. I'm going to be refreshing your channel so much on saturday /srs
4:20 Tell you what, a Kwite wrap wouldn't look bad.
1:16 Looking forward to it!
@Kwite The fear of tiny repetitive patterns, like the holes in a beehive, for example, is called trypophobia.
No, sawblades are not designed to stop when they cut something squishy.
stoked for saturday!! i’ll be lookin out
That first photo was literally me
I’m so glad Kwite has been doing well❤
I see this one cyber truck in the town I live in and I crack up at it every time, its just so stupid looking in person
Watching thjs in a dressinf room waiting for my mum to get me more clothes is kinds lowkey fire
“Or look at cars nicer than mine”
CONFIRMED, HOODIES CAN DRIVE?! (Btw what car he got?)
kwite dropping aa video on the same day as my soils mechanics final
Can't wait to see what the new long form video will be about
My cousin got his first car on Facebook marketplace for $100 dollars. Then he worked for a year full time at the local supermarket and bought an Audi designed for middle aged mothers. He was 22 at the time. Sometimes, context makes cars more effed up.
Would.
I hate those (I think they're called) smart cars. They look so weird and like they're oogling me with their beady eyes.
The “racing” chairs for gamers are notorious for being actually kinda bad for your back and uncomfortable.
I was eating soup while wacthing this and a piece of bread just decided to have a camp in my esophagus
Not the bingusmobile 😭
FIRE ASS VIDEO, Been waiting a good bit for one
"human sized buddy" implies said buddy is not human
the slick tires are purpose made for racing kwite
The oranges AND the old Mercedes car just makes me think it might come from eastern europe
Happy Birthday Kwite! I Hope U Have A Great Birthday!!!
Context, the brick car at 4:30 is joking at how earlier volvos were shaped, and built like a brick
10:36 bro they're designed to cut stuff. You can cut a hotdog on one with no problems.
He's referring to a saw stop they're made to stop a saw the second they get the electric current that humans naturally give off
@@Shroomy_Boi I know about saw stops, they're pretty cool too. I just wanted to clarify that saw blades themselves often aren't designed with fleshy bits in mind.
FREE NINA AND FLINDERS FROM THE BASEMENT
FREE US ALL FROM THE BASEMENT
Happy birthday Kwite 🎉
John goes to the store to buy apples. 1 apple costs 2 dollars, 1 orange costs, 1 banana costs 1 dollar. John has 8 dollars, how many apples can John buy?
Answer:
John is colorblind and buys 6666 oranges. John ends up in severe credit card debt. John’s name isn’t actually John, it’s Johnny, Johnny stole this credit card from a local retirement home.
4:25 that car got hit with the material tool in gmod
, I'm pretty sure That the fear of a bunch of tiny things next to each other. I'm pretty sure that's just called triplephobia.
I was today years old when I found out me and Kwite have the same birthday 😮. Love the content btw 😘.
I love Keith’s videos
Keith thread
3:20 dont call me out
1:00 lets go cannot wait
2:16 my science teacher taught us that while we were learning about moon phases
The most fucked up car I've ever seen was a 1993 Geo Metro that had been professionally shortened to remove the back row of seats. Found it while car shopping for my current car. The thing was half hood and the person selling it was asking for $4500 for it. Kinda wish I bought it, it was hilarious
The cyber truck you saw had costume wheels not stock wheels
8:42 the kweeter kwar!!!
FUCK he beat me to it.