Riding a bike while drunk is a ticketable offence. But, unless you are unlucky (or really bad at operating said bike), the likelihood of an officer pulling you over is slim.
@@sarahgardner5385 For real. That fox was not healthy. They usually stay away from humans, if one does come that close you are not blessed, you are doomed
The guy trying to stop the boat was actually steering it to the curb, if he was stopping it he would have his legs towards the boat, not pushing to the right. Dudes a genius tbh
@@funkytime69 in the United States placing your bike on the road makes you accountable to all the rules and responsibilities given to those who drive cars. It's not heavy machinery but the law treats it like one when you use it on a road with heavy machines on it
to think i met this man on Omegle and he has introduced me to his channel himself. i feel both blessed and cursed at the same time. thank you kwite. a man i would have never met thanks to omegle
I am here to say you can in fact, get DUI for riding a bike while under the influence. In fact, some people get DUIs for operating their electric wheelchairs while drinking
In my city, you can get a DUI on a bike, I have a friend who suffered this injustice. Only a few years ago, they legalized alcohol sales on Sundays, so it's that kind of place.
As someone who works at Starbucks that first clip is so good 💀 there’s a bag for coffee grounds and filters after they’ve been used and that shit gets so heavy
"Getting used like a scabbard" and "Beat the pussy red like Dex-Starr" are my favorite lyrics by far. Also, I recently saw your cracker! music vid and I've gotta say, that shit was a banger!
Yes, you can get your driver's license revoked for riding a bike while drunk. Also technically you can't use roller skates, skateboards, or electric scooters on the sidewalk or the street but nobody cares and the law seems to not be enforced.
Herd of sheep: steals a picnic’s food Yogi Bear: *We will watch your career with great interest* Seeing a tattoo show with people judging the final results and seeing whether they were good or bad makes me glad I will never get one...even if I should to honor Rodman
In Australia, attempting to operate anything with wheels while under the influence of any substance is a ticketable offence. We even have people who have been fined for trying to ride an electric esky (cooler i think?) w/ wheels, down the road.
It's not exhibiting any other signs of rabies. Some animals just like to go up to other animals and bite them. You don't have to be diseased to be an asshole.
If anything, it would’ve been distemper based on the eye discharge, but I doubt that too since the fox was most likely just offended by her speaking and went full Karen mode.
I looked it up, and yes in Norway, if the police sees you on your bike, drink, they will test your alcohol level, and punish you if you are drunk. Bikes are heavy, and they are fast. Drive safely, wear a helmet.
The video of the woman dropping her phone on the water over the briedge remembers me of when i went to Iguaçu (that big waterfall place between Argentina and Brazil) in 2019, and i looked down on the water of the river on a shallower part and there were just so many really modern and expensive phone there, like, *so so many* . And i never understood how can someone be so uncautious that they drop their phone on a fucking giant ass river
10:04 I believe the law says that you have to be operating heavy machinery which a bike is not but I don't know. I don't recommend trying any way because how easy it is to hurt yourself with a bike when you're sobber let alone when drunk. I've seen what happens. Its funny until the person turns into a blood fountain.
If you watch closely at slow speed: There is a hand moving the cat through the air, specifically around the cat's lower back/belly ... someone "threw"/swung the cat at his face.
man, where i live you tecnilcaly arend even allowed to walk anywhere drunk. If you participate in traffic, you have to be sober (or at least under 0.05%). but the likelyhood of a copper actually checking a pedestrian or person thats riding a bike are extremely slim.
Fun fact! the drone fell into the fire because it physically cannot fly in that high heat, aerodynamics won't allow it. the ar just doesn't do the push thing it's supposed to. Literal whole ass airplane flights have been canceled or delayed due to high heats making it unsafe to fly for the same reason (yes it was in Arizona)
i heard a story from a lady that came to our school to lecture us about alcohol about a guy who went to his pub, got absolutely hammered, then rode the cow he had brought with him home. he was arrested because he was so drunk him riding his cow was a hazard to everyone else on the road.
for the bike question it depends on if the state sees a bicycle as a vehicle or not, for instance, arizona and virginia don't, also arizona doesn't have a statute for public intoxication so you could probably get away with it there.
As an answer for the driving under the influence thing. When it comes to the law the only thing that matter is the technicality the spirit of it has nothing to do with it.
2:47 If that Ride Started when that Person was still Stuck, Their Neck would Twist, They would have Snapped Their Neck... Its Good that a Member of Staff Noticed!
This was the first kwite video I fell asleep too, not because it was boring.. I just haven’t been able to get much sleep lately.. my cat makes sure of that.
In Japan, you would most DEFINITELY get arrested for riding a bike while drunk. Don’t know about the USA. I feel like they wouldn’t care unless you start actually getting in people’s way on the road.
@@ArDeeMee ok, but that’s just as ridiculous a statement. Why would anyone get arrested for riding a bike? We can have guns over here, bikes are nothing in comparison to that!
7:58 i had a classmate in 6th grade take the noisemaker out of a rubber duck and accudentally swallow it and he had to go to the emergency room for the same thing
some states make it illegal to ride a bike while drunk and i guess that cause like you cant really hurt anyone on a bike too bad so i feel like its more to protect you from driving in the street and getting run over
10: 13 at least in germany: YES. But there are no regular drunk biking controls like there are for cars so people rarely get caught. I googled it once bc I was wondering if it was a thing or if drunk people are too unbalanced for biking drunk to be possible anyway.
1:05 My little sister did this with a suction cup once. She had a dark purple dot on her forehead for at least a week. She was 7. The person in this clip is an adult.
"[rant about humans finding things cute]" - I don't know, seems to actually be possibly advantageous. When a prey animal and a predator both are aware of each other, they know how the interaction is supposed to go. The prey expects the predator to want to eat it and so runs away. The predator sees the prey behaving like prey and gives chase. If the "prey" shows no fear though to the extent of wanting to hug the predator? That's where things are weird. And in nature "weird" can kill you, so the predator may prefer to nope out of the whole situation instead.
Riding a bike while drunk is a ticketable offence. But, unless you are unlucky (or really bad at operating said bike), the likelihood of an officer pulling you over is slim.
It also depends on your jurisdiction and country
Especially if all the lights n shit are up to snuff. I rode a bike drunk all the time, never got bothered
Depending on the state in the US you can ride horses drunk
I thought you meant a bicycle.
@today was a good day Stop advertising your shit in the comments, nobody cares
“I will die for your cute velvet ears”
Fox: “you will”
That bitch was from my county Iran and I have one reason to go to war
Rabies man. That shit scares me.
i wouldve just kicked the hell outta that guy if he went any where near me and tried pulling the shit that he did, mortal kombat fatality that bitch.
@@sarahgardner5385 For real. That fox was not healthy. They usually stay away from humans, if one does come that close you are not blessed, you are doomed
@@sarahgardner5385at least the fox likely wasn't rabid
The guy trying to stop the boat was actually steering it to the curb, if he was stopping it he would have his legs towards the boat, not pushing to the right. Dudes a genius tbh
Damn dude saw tragedy and stopped it himself
Agreed. He kept this from being waaaay worse.
thats what quick thinking gets ya
if you can't stop something, ensure you decide how it happens
i love your fursona in the profile pic
The real reason kwite made music was so he could use it in his vids without being copyright striked
Nah its so he could say "the world's more f*cked than the 2ay I say nevada"
It's reasonable at this point
That is genius
Kwite is making a Nuclear Bomb
Yea you can definitely be arrested for driving a bike drunk. And boats. Operating "heavy machinery" In any way while intoxicated is illegal.
Since when is a bike heavy machinery
@@funkytime69 in the United States placing your bike on the road makes you accountable to all the rules and responsibilities given to those who drive cars. It's not heavy machinery but the law treats it like one when you use it on a road with heavy machines on it
Imagine you’re drunk so you ride your bike home instead of driving a car drunk and you get in trouble anyways
@@funkytime69 they mean a motor bike. It’s machinery and it’s quite heavy
trycicles are heavy machinery
6:27 my favorite part is the guy casually going "candle is out" while shrugging like he's the Guess I'll Die stockphoto grandpa
he was so unaffected by the TV vreaking while the woman was so fucking shocked 😭
"What could possibly go wrong" I bet those words were said by the developers of frogger the great quest
i'm now curious over what happened to a frogger game of all things
No, it was the developers of Bubsy 3D. Like, literally what they said.
@think differently no
finally the "no" is here
to think i met this man on Omegle and he has introduced me to his channel himself. i feel both blessed and cursed at the same time. thank you kwite. a man i would have never met thanks to omegle
Did u see his face
@@ethanwinters3556 saw his eyes and hair.
@@Boxai07 timing for sure, they were probably asking because of the controversy, cool you got to meet him btw
@@idkoctavia wow.
I am here to say you can in fact, get DUI for riding a bike while under the influence. In fact, some people get DUIs for operating their electric wheelchairs while drinking
Everything can go wrong. Physics!
6:53 taking the phrase "God is dead and we have killed him" to a completely new level
Sheep don’t like it when you t-pose at them. As long as there aren’t any rams you can scare them away easy
yea but like
sheep will run away if you breathe
“It’s like begging to get struck by lightning”
Zuko: 👁👄🔴
See? We didn’t go to the Moon! It was among us the whole time
Wat
AMONG USS??!!!!
amogus
Kwite viewers are so painfully unfunny
@@nyxie2877 ok lmao
That cat jump scare had me dying
In my city, you can get a DUI on a bike, I have a friend who suffered this injustice. Only a few years ago, they legalized alcohol sales on Sundays, so it's that kind of place.
dui plus chased by swat vans with turrets on a trycicle
"I will die for your cute velvet ears"
Fox: aight bet
9:18 The cat that scared the guy playing the horror game was actually placed, if you watch the video carefully you can see the hands on the bottom.
As someone who works at Starbucks that first clip is so good 💀 there’s a bag for coffee grounds and filters after they’ve been used and that shit gets so heavy
"Getting used like a scabbard" and "Beat the pussy red like Dex-Starr" are my favorite lyrics by far. Also, I recently saw your cracker! music vid and I've gotta say, that shit was a banger!
3:14 They look so happy. That’s their picnic now
1:04 that ugh in the song lines up with the video perfectly
7:58 I'm upset that the surgeon put that thing in his mouth after removing it.
Otherwise, good video. I yelled at my screen a lot.
Why are you upset
@@bitbot9834 Yucky.
I was thinking the same !!
It was probably sterilized.
I like how the reactions in Kwite's thumbnails rely solely on his eyebrows
The Song is not really what I'm into but you can hear the effort and the work behind, keep up the good work man, we proud of you💪🏻
Yes, you can get your driver's license revoked for riding a bike while drunk. Also technically you can't use roller skates, skateboards, or electric scooters on the sidewalk or the street but nobody cares and the law seems to not be enforced.
Herd of sheep: steals a picnic’s food
Yogi Bear: *We will watch your career with great interest*
Seeing a tattoo show with people judging the final results and seeing whether they were good or bad makes me glad I will never get one...even if I should to honor Rodman
In Australia, attempting to operate anything with wheels while under the influence of any substance is a ticketable offence. We even have people who have been fined for trying to ride an electric esky (cooler i think?) w/ wheels, down the road.
People with wheelchairs;
9:26 images taken less than a second before disasters
Doctor: how much dose that hurt
Kid I’m assuming: * kazoo noice *
"What could possibly go wrong?" *casually gets struck by lightning*
whoa scam bots
What can go wrong?
A phrase no one should ever say.
Exhibit A:
Kwite: See, nothing went wrong.
Huggy Wuggy: *Sniff*
finally its finally
@@JNJNRobin1337 here it's here
@@JNJNRobin1337 it's here it's
1:50 Amazing
y'know, I was skeptical of your rapping ability, but after you made me listen to it over every single clip I think its servicable
How Babsy once told: "What could possibly go wrong?!"
bubsy
how did you make that typo
Please Kwite im still learning the lyrics from the last song, PLEASE STOP RELEASING BANGERS
10:11 bro biking when drunk(in a safe inviorment) is so much fun
the saltine word song is insane dude. youve outdone yourself again musically
took me a second
saltine crackers are good and apparently help with sea sickness
5:33 fox probably had rabies. Thats why it got close to her
It's not exhibiting any other signs of rabies. Some animals just like to go up to other animals and bite them. You don't have to be diseased to be an asshole.
fun fact: breathing means you have every disease
If anything, it would’ve been distemper based on the eye discharge, but I doubt that too since the fox was most likely just offended by her speaking and went full Karen mode.
@@thetherrannative evidence a: me
@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 You are diseased though. An incurable condition called ligma
man that flat concrete being fucked up just hurts. that shit takes a long time to even out.
The song actually goes hard
imagine fake verified
Fr
fr. all of his songs go hard imo, I hope he releases more soon
I looked it up, and yes in Norway, if the police sees you on your bike, drink, they will test your alcohol level, and punish you if you are drunk. Bikes are heavy, and they are fast. Drive safely, wear a helmet.
1:11 the traditional scratch that I've always wanted to point out
The video of the woman dropping her phone on the water over the briedge remembers me of when i went to Iguaçu (that big waterfall place between Argentina and Brazil) in 2019, and i looked down on the water of the river on a shallower part and there were just so many really modern and expensive phone there, like, *so so many* . And i never understood how can someone be so uncautious that they drop their phone on a fucking giant ass river
10:04 I believe the law says that you have to be operating heavy machinery which a bike is not but I don't know. I don't recommend trying any way because how easy it is to hurt yourself with a bike when you're sobber let alone when drunk. I've seen what happens. Its funny until the person turns into a blood fountain.
3:50 the sound effect is just *chefs kiss*
8:50, oh silly lady, she forgot to get the bee mushroom powerup before stepping on a lily pad!
Kwite is the channel only for people who need the fun chemicals because they don’t go outside to get them.
Yes im subscribed
5:20 bro he probably did slow it down a bit by being a human anchor hahah
I‘m kind of relieved there wasn‘t blood. O.O
“The worlds more fucked than the way I say nevada”
Meanwhile, I am Australian pronounce it that exact way as everyone else does in upside down land
3:25 it just keeps getting worse
5:35 she's Persian and I'm happy about it
5:40- Rabies- Am I a joke to you?
I fuckin died when homeboy gave the TV the okuyasu treatment
ZA HANDO
9:52 (they didn't have the license to kiss)
1:05 that "ugh" was perfect timing
I literally love all of your music I was just sitting there waiting for that notification to pop up saying the music video was up 😭
Riding any vehicle under the influemce is illegal
I personally don't like the song but I'm happy he's creating music and is having fun doing it, Keep it up, man!
Still love the vids.
ty
lmaooo the fucjing honesty 🫥
@@Kwiteee I see why you are calling it "Cracker" cause that was the whitest rapping I've ever heard
@Person thanks I came
In Germany you can loose your drivers license if you ride your bicycle drunk. In that case you ironically have to ride your bicycle again xD
If you watch closely at slow speed:
There is a hand moving the cat through the air, specifically around the cat's lower back/belly ... someone "threw"/swung the cat at his face.
I know a guy in Florida with 3 DUIs he got on a bicycle, and 1 on a skateboard.
1:32. Fox McCloud is that you?
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Everything. Every-fucking-thing.
man, where i live you tecnilcaly arend even allowed to walk anywhere drunk. If you participate in traffic, you have to be sober (or at least under 0.05%). but the likelyhood of a copper actually checking a pedestrian or person thats riding a bike are extremely slim.
Fun fact! the drone fell into the fire because it physically cannot fly in that high heat, aerodynamics won't allow it. the ar just doesn't do the push thing it's supposed to. Literal whole ass airplane flights have been canceled or delayed due to high heats making it unsafe to fly for the same reason (yes it was in Arizona)
Oh lord, as someone with a back injury when I was 19 that opening video was terrifying. My backs hurting more just watching it.
"I have trash Taste like UA-camrs in Japan do"
Nice one.
6:50 so that's what happened to the statue
i heard a story from a lady that came to our school to lecture us about alcohol about a guy who went to his pub, got absolutely hammered, then rode the cow he had brought with him home. he was arrested because he was so drunk him riding his cow was a hazard to everyone else on the road.
1:31 that guy’s scream sounds like when link dies in Zelda
for the bike question it depends on if the state sees a bicycle as a vehicle or not, for instance, arizona and virginia don't, also arizona doesn't have a statute for public intoxication so you could probably get away with it there.
i drank my grape soda after saying "what could possibly go wrong?"
i am now awaiting my demise within the next 24 hours
If I don’t have something playing in the background the sad creeps in
a herd of sheep at a picnic is an adorable thing to watch.
(i gave you 700 likes uwu)
that TV smacking dude was hilarious. The girl was like "are you STUPID?" and his reply was just "well, the candle's out"
As an answer for the driving under the influence thing. When it comes to the law the only thing that matter is the technicality the spirit of it has nothing to do with it.
9:26. If u look closely u can see a hand placing the cat there
1:05 the "eugh" part from the song matched with the video and I'm concerned
06:55 Rest in .... Rest in..... REST IN PIECES
as someone who was drunk on a bike the cops stopped me asked if i was drunk i said yeah they said be careful and moved on with their day
Yes, you can be arrested for riding a bike while under the influence
I have a good day when kwite uploads
2:47
If that Ride Started when
that Person was still Stuck,
Their Neck would Twist,
They would have
Snapped Their Neck...
Its Good that a Member
of Staff Noticed!
The guy yelling at the end of the second video sounds like fox’s melee star KO. If you know you know.
1:18 what makes it even funnier is i can undestand everything and its kinda8 funny to see other arabs with such a different accent then me
This was the first kwite video I fell asleep too, not because it was boring.. I just haven’t been able to get much sleep lately.. my cat makes sure of that.
In Japan, you would most DEFINITELY get arrested for riding a bike while drunk. Don’t know about the USA. I feel like they wouldn’t care unless you start actually getting in people’s way on the road.
They would probably arrest you for riding a bike, period.
@@ArDeeMee no, definitely not. I’ve been to Japan, and a lot of people rode bikes. I don’t l ow why you’d come to such an extreme conclusion?
@@JCArules13 I meant America because you ended your comment with them. ;)
@@ArDeeMee ok, but that’s just as ridiculous a statement. Why would anyone get arrested for riding a bike? We can have guns over here, bikes are nothing in comparison to that!
0:28 Are those the aroace colors I spy?
I don’t usually listen to songs with a lot of swearing, but…
"...with alot of swearing"
Me- listens to Eminem Dr Dre 2-pac 50 cent etc 🤣🤣
7:58 i had a classmate in 6th grade take the noisemaker out of a rubber duck and accudentally swallow it and he had to go to the emergency room for the same thing
some states make it illegal to ride a bike while drunk and i guess that cause like you cant really hurt anyone on a bike too bad so i feel like its more to protect you from driving in the street and getting run over
Kwite is what you would get if critikal read fanfiction. No I will not elaborate
3:25 got me like: the robot up rising
9:24 got me like: cat sends man to the backrooms
10: 13 at least in germany: YES. But there are no regular drunk biking controls like there are for cars so people rarely get caught. I googled it once bc I was wondering if it was a thing or if drunk people are too unbalanced for biking drunk to be possible anyway.
The sheep thing is honestly an improvement to the original plan
1:05 My little sister did this with a suction cup once. She had a dark purple dot on her forehead for at least a week. She was 7. The person in this clip is an adult.
kwite may be making joke songs now but when till he hit that joji transition
It's not just with bikes it's also with horses you can get a DUI by riding a horse under the influence
Is there anything you CAN drive under the influence? I can understand hitching a ride but what if you’re alone?
"[rant about humans finding things cute]" - I don't know, seems to actually be possibly advantageous. When a prey animal and a predator both are aware of each other, they know how the interaction is supposed to go. The prey expects the predator to want to eat it and so runs away. The predator sees the prey behaving like prey and gives chase. If the "prey" shows no fear though to the extent of wanting to hug the predator? That's where things are weird. And in nature "weird" can kill you, so the predator may prefer to nope out of the whole situation instead.
6:46 I actually said "YES!" when it fell due to Christians always being assholes where I am from
Day always gets 1000 times better when kwite posts
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@ТоммуIппit Shоrts 🅥 ew