★ Froggie Animation ★ I remember you from somewhere...where you that guy that attacked people for liking the new super meat boy OST? I could be wrong but I remember the profile picture being greenish and that name rings a bell.
I'm liking the more consistent upload schedule. Your writing, pacing, and sense of humor seem to steadily improve with each review. You weren't kidding when you said that 2013 was going to be a great year for this channel. I eagerly await the Cave Story review.
I have beaten IWBTG and if you want a real challenge look at "I wanna kill the kamilia 3" or "I wanna be the boshy" both fan games of IWBTG which make the original seem easy. Boshy is beatable while kamilia 3 has only been beaten by a few people.
I'm very much off-the-mark with this comment, but Mighty Jill-Off is about a masochistic servant with a shoe fetish to a queen in a tall tower. The queen kicks Jill down to the bottom point of the tower. You have to climb back up when the tower is littered with traps. *The More You Know™*
When Johnny reviewed zelda 1, I found it funny that he said "Freshmeat, freshmeat, freshmeat, freshmeat." and I also find it funny that he said "I'm gonna beat
I like how these reviews are coming weekly. Gives me something to look forward to during the week, Johnny. Though I can't wait for your eventual Minecraft review, your reviews of these other Indie titles are making me want to go boot up Steam or my Xbox and download a bunch of random Indie games.
My god, I didn't think a reviewer existed that puts out this many reviews in such a short period of time. Johnny you pop out reviews faster then Octomom pops out babies.
Awesome videos, man. Love when I see that you've updated your channel with a new one each week. Btw, I also can't play many games with a keyboard. I'm just so use to playing with a controller on console. With that said, you may want to think about downloading one of the best 3rd party software applications to be able to use a controller for games like The Binding of Isaac. Also, I'd love to see you do a video on Lone Survivor. Love the Indies! And YOU ROCK!!
Metroid Prime 3 review: he briefly goes over Metroid Prime Hunters and gives a quick mention that he tried out various Halo and CoD games and says he moderately enjoyed them. Johnny does NOT hate CoD like most of the rest of the adults on the internet.
I unlocked the kid by playing on and off for about a week, every opportunity I had I was back and dying so much, but it felt great to finally do it and horrible to discover you can’t play as him in the last world
One game I would love seeing John review is something like Solar 2 or Universe Sandbox! The space simulators really never get any action, but I think they are definitely worth it. Just in my opinion, I think they would be great to review.
Honestly, I didn't have much problem playing BoI on my laptop. The controls took only a little getting used to, and after that the only things i had a bit of trouble with were bombs and items. As of now, I have made it to the initial final boss a total of once. I only have two problems with this game: first, the enemy layout can be really brutal, often forcing you to take a cheap hit in the lower levels. Second, the hit detection is ever so slightly off, especially with the Spectral Tears. Trying to put out a fire with them was a nightmare.
maybe becuase the nerd reviewed it? but it seemed to me (i never played it)but it was full of cheap deaths and the cheap dumb way to make the game longer was to play it twice ;/
Boris Nedelchev Well I know that one of the items you get gives you the ability to use the mouse for one of the moves (and kinda forces you to if I recall), but I found the mouse controls too unreliable. That, and I played on PC. I may not be a Mac user, but I'd think the flat keyboard thing was not intended for gaming. He's better off ditching it and grabbing an actual keyboard for round 2 if he wants. Otherwise I guess I could make an Autohotkey script (assuming it works on Macs).
Really? I think the controls for isaac are spot on. Its got that classic twin stick shooter style but even if thats not your style its pretty easy to set up a gamepad to the controls. I sometimes use a ps2 controller and use the sticks/dpad+face buttons to play and its just as good. Maybe its just me being a computer guy but I find nothing wrong with the controls.
Ok,it was mentioned in that show a few weeks ago and I thought that might be the reason you knew about it. It seems like a really interesting and immersive game.
You know what he should do after Cave Story? 5 or more reviews after that is an overload, here's my list of games after Cave Story: Limbo Retro City Rampage and finally after that, Minecraft. I hope he'll do Retro City Rampage, that was a 8-bitastic game, Grand Theft Auto in 8-bit!
I bought The binding of Isaac on steam at 0.99$... after playing it I feel like i've payed too much. It feels like a flash game that was meant to be on Newgrounds for it's users to kill half an hour sitting in front of the computer.
Well sir you may be right, but I have 45 hours worth in playing the game and a let's player named NorthernLion has a let's play of it with over 680 parts to it.
"It took me 3 hours to unlock this fucker" im sorry that it took that long and ik how hard this game is but the way that you said that line was too darn funny XDD
CybeastID damn, well im still trying to get the game to work again ;PP I got it on pc but now it says something like a mini-dump happened and it wont start, I still actually want to see how hard that level really is, it looked hard but is it really as hard as both of you say, I'd like to find out, you got any idea how I can fix the problem im having here
This is about the closest a game can come to frustrating but still being fun. I love it. Also, new suggestion: Splosion Man for XBLA. It's a lot like this game: really hard retro platformer.
I unlocked the Kid once on my steam copy of the game... and once more on my PS4 copy just the other day... around three hours both times, plus a three hour botched run when I got to the third section and accidentally hit the main menu button. Those were some of the worst 9 hours of gaming I've ever experienced. I don't know if I deserve a medal for surviving the experience or a slap to the face for being stupid enough to put myself through it.
it is scary as hell when my PC doesn't load the ad, then in the middle of the video the ad starts to play without the video, just the audio of the ad over the video, SCARY.
hay binding of Issac is perfectly fine he controls great he moves where ever you want and you can aim your shots with momentum which is kinda cool if ya ask me
1:31 I like how he says "well-crafted games" and puts Ghosts n' Goblins up there. In hindsight, that is funny and ironic considering his review of the game! XD
I've played all my computer games on my Macbook Pro's laptop's keyboard, which is the same as yours: short keys. I guess your old keys are perhaps too scrunched together. But anyways, holding off in Isaac is a good idea, since Rebirth is bringing about 200% as much content as the base game and the retro look that you might like more than Edmund's own cartoony look.
Not really, when I made the switch from console to pc I found the control scheme of using mouse and keyboard for shooting games to be a natural fit. So new "control schemes" don't always suck as long as they work. A controller is just simply better for certain things. This game being one of them. I did download xpadder to play this game, and you know what? It was better.
You can use Joy2key to trick your pc controller into thinking it's keys on the keyboard if you wanna give The Binding of Isaac another try. Just a suggestion
Not to mention the randomized pills that could increase his strength, speed, and tears. I REALLY hope he see's these messages , maybe the BOI can be the next MM for him, a game he couldn't beat before,but in a few years later, with help and such, can enjoy the game.
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That bit of Clement at the beginning gets me all the time.
totally dude
“I HAAAYT MEGUH MAN ECKS SEEEEX!”
@@Peachtea2222 agreed
You know the game is hard when Hell is only half way through.
Arko777777 THATS why I’m having a hard time completing the original DooM...
"I'm gonna beat this meat."
DanGuy909 "Bring it on, Super Meat- *long censored cursing*"
+DanGuy909 how hilarious considering this comment has 69 likes XD
+Zero's Channel (Ultimate Maverick Hunter) make ya wonder what cuss word he was using
Jerry ha ha
It's 380 now as of the time of this comment.
"I HAAAAAATE MEGA MAN X6!" LOL
His youtube name is ClementJ642
I knew that. I've seen his drunk playthrough.
Well... I'll leave my previous comment anyways so people who don't know him can check him out
LOL Ok.
Oh, hi ^w^ didn't expect to see you here.
1:29
>well-crafted games
>shows ghosts n' goblins
It is well crafted aside from the one mandatory leap of faith in the second level.
Petman5312 no
The Salt is REAL. : D
petman1325 its really not same as 99 % of nes games
★ Froggie Animation ★ I remember you from somewhere...where you that guy that attacked people for liking the new super meat boy OST? I could be wrong but I remember the profile picture being greenish and that name rings a bell.
Just turning on the video, having NOT EVEN watched it, I just KNEW Johnny was gonna mention Clement's drinking game
"I'm gonna beat this meat!" - Johnny 2K13
1:45
"I CAN BEAT THIS MEAT!"
F*******cccckkk!!
"I'm gonna beat this meat"
uhm wat
RocketReloadDonut fucking hell first comment i see
1:46 Loving the censored mode!
I'm liking the more consistent upload schedule. Your writing, pacing, and sense of humor seem to steadily improve with each review. You weren't kidding when you said that 2013 was going to be a great year for this channel. I eagerly await the Cave Story review.
"I'm gonna beat this meat"
-SomecallmeJohnny 2016
Remy Cajin *2013
1:47 I guess the "Meat" beat you, huh Johnny?
0:35
My favorite Johnny moment
I've always found it strange that while Johnny is a big guy, his character is very slender.
Imagine his arms are covering more of his body. Eh? Eh?
DallasFlett A for effort, but I'm sorry. Your joke fell a little flett.
Bart Komedy "Why you LITTLE!"
DallasFlett "Lisa stop! Your hands are too weak"
Bart Komedy "I don't give a damn, Dad! You drink too much, loosens your grip!"
You know what. I want Johnny to review I wanna be the Guy now.
Why? Because I'm an asshole. I'm a pirate, doncha know.
Xavier Paris tell jerard to do that
he is the completionist if you dont know
Red Pyro
I know, but I enjoy seeing Johnny tortured more.
I have beaten IWBTG and if you want a real challenge look at "I wanna kill the kamilia 3" or "I wanna be the boshy" both fan games of IWBTG which make the original seem easy. Boshy is beatable while kamilia 3 has only been beaten by a few people.
+Jerec 12 the completionist should try to beat it on impossible
:script: CENSOR MODE
1:42 "I'm gonna beat this meat" BEST OUT OF CONTEXT MOMENT ON THE CHANNEL LMFAO
I'm very much off-the-mark with this comment, but Mighty Jill-Off is about a masochistic servant with a shoe fetish to a queen in a tall tower. The queen kicks Jill down to the bottom point of the tower. You have to climb back up when the tower is littered with traps.
*The More You Know™*
When Johnny reviewed zelda 1, I found it funny that he said "Freshmeat, freshmeat, freshmeat, freshmeat." and I also find it funny that he said "I'm gonna beat
I like how these reviews are coming weekly. Gives me something to look forward to during the week, Johnny. Though I can't wait for your eventual Minecraft review, your reviews of these other Indie titles are making me want to go boot up Steam or my Xbox and download a bunch of random Indie games.
Thank you for being basically the only reviewer to mention that this game is a sequel
5:45 I feel your pain John I spent good 2-3 hours of my life in that warp zone until I unlocked the Kid
Can't believe it's been 3 years since this video got uploaded.
Its 6 now!!!
@@losisansgaming2628 6 days till it’s 8
It might be too late, but he should do a review of I wanna be the guy
LOL he made fun of CLEMENT hes cool sometimes he is hilarious as fuck as you saw 00:34
Kurogane Yukia where's that clip from?
he aint kidding i finally beat this game 100% it took me over 20 hours and 7600 deaths
My god, I didn't think a reviewer existed that puts out this many reviews in such a short period of time. Johnny you pop out reviews faster then Octomom pops out babies.
So would anyone recommend this to someone who hasn't even played or completed a hard as fuck game.
Yes.
i will recommend it! It's so addicting even though it's hard! :D it's not a perfect game, but it is still great! :)
Yes, until you get to hell... It is actually called hall, and IS as HARD as it!
yea it's pretty hard i'll think u will like it PS: brohoof
It doesn't seem hard if u take your time and keep your self focused
Awesome videos, man. Love when I see that you've updated your channel with a new one each week. Btw, I also can't play many games with a keyboard. I'm just so use to playing with a controller on console. With that said, you may want to think about downloading one of the best 3rd party software applications to be able to use a controller for games like The Binding of Isaac. Also, I'd love to see you do a video on Lone Survivor. Love the Indies! And YOU ROCK!!
Johnny vs. The Binding of Isaac
Super Meat Boy is on sale on Steam for 2.99 for about 15 more hours make sure to pick it up while you can.
2:09 HOLY CRAP DR. FETUS JUST FLIPPED THE BIRD.
Yeah. He did. Thanks for letting me know that. I'm so totally blind that I didnt notice that at all
😑
@@EdgyZiggy There's no need to be rude
I finally 106%ed the game. 25,000 deaths.
Yeah, I'm pretty bad.
i recently started to play this game and i gotta say IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who feels that the curtains at the intro and character select screen look like raw bacon?
Where's the "I hate mega man x7" clip from?
That's from ClementJ64's Meatboy aftermath video.
It’s X6
Metroid Prime 3 review: he briefly goes over Metroid Prime Hunters and gives a quick mention that he tried out various Halo and CoD games and says he moderately enjoyed them.
Johnny does NOT hate CoD like most of the rest of the adults on the internet.
Kinda creepy that this video was uploaded today exactly 1 year ago
I unlocked the kid by playing on and off for about a week, every opportunity I had I was back and dying so much, but it felt great to finally do it and horrible to discover you can’t play as him in the last world
One game I would love seeing John review is something like Solar 2 or Universe Sandbox! The space simulators really never get any action, but I think they are definitely worth it. Just in my opinion, I think they would be great to review.
Honestly, I didn't have much problem playing BoI on my laptop. The controls took only a little getting used to, and after that the only things i had a bit of trouble with were bombs and items. As of now, I have made it to the initial final boss a total of once. I only have two problems with this game: first, the enemy layout can be really brutal, often forcing you to take a cheap hit in the lower levels. Second, the hit detection is ever so slightly off, especially with the Spectral Tears. Trying to put out a fire with them was a nightmare.
Chuck Norris beat Super Meat Boy using only one life
+SoLoMoN DaViDSoN of course, he beat the game just by looking at the screen
He beat it without even looking at it.
Of course... You thought he didn't know how to beat any meat?
Chuck Norris is a bitch compared to Bruce Lee, he's also a disgrace.
SoLoMoN DaViDSoN he beat the game without turning it on
Why was ghouls and goblins listed in the well designed but hard games?
maybe becuase the nerd reviewed it? but it seemed to me (i never played it)but it was full of cheap deaths and the cheap dumb way to make the game longer was to play it twice ;/
John should look at some flash games.
Not likely I don't think he would it would be cool though
Homer sams he doesn't do any more flash games after Sonic.exe
+Giordan Diodato sonic.exe wasn't flash, it was game maker
***** Sonic.exe was a flash
Giordan Diodato It was originally game maker
After Cave story play and review Outland. This can be downloaded off the Xbox live Arcade. This game it so worth it. You need to play it.
Slender: the Arrival!
Johnny, have you seen the documentary Indie gaming: the movie? It observes the development of super meat boy, and fez. It's also on Netflix.
What's so bad about the Binding of Isaac controls?
We meet again!
The Real Slim Doge Johnny isn't a keyboardist.
As he says, "These hands were made for a controller"
***** it didn't have controller support at the time.
I love how he mentioned Clement's drinking game LOL!!
Thanks to Johnny, I got Super Meat Boy and it is now one of my favourite games of all time! Thanks Johnny for making me interested!
how did I know a clip of Clements LP was gonna show up here?
I actually agree with your Binding of Isaac opinions. The controls ruined the game for me.
Am I the only person who knows that you can use the mouse to aim ad shoot!
Boris Nedelchev
Well I know that one of the items you get gives you the ability to use the mouse for one of the moves (and kinda forces you to if I recall), but I found the mouse controls too unreliable.
That, and I played on PC. I may not be a Mac user, but I'd think the flat keyboard thing was not intended for gaming. He's better off ditching it and grabbing an actual keyboard for round 2 if he wants. Otherwise I guess I could make an Autohotkey script (assuming it works on Macs).
Really? I think the controls for isaac are spot on. Its got that classic twin stick shooter style but even if thats not your style its pretty easy to set up a gamepad to the controls. I sometimes use a ps2 controller and use the sticks/dpad+face buttons to play and its just as good. Maybe its just me being a computer guy but I find nothing wrong with the controls.
"Let's beat this meat." I see what you did there
Bring it on super meat(3 hours later)...*F***********************************************CK!
The original Soundtrack for this game is not used in the PSN release for some reason.
Did it finally release on the PlayStation version?
its because Danny B. (original composer) had a fall out with team meat and also copyright bullshit
Me in "The Guy!" level = LONG. FREIKIN'. CENSOR. MODE. (and I still haven't beaten it Q__Q I beat the game, not the guy)
Ok,it was mentioned in that show a few weeks ago and I thought that might be the reason you knew about it.
It seems like a really interesting and immersive game.
Nintendo just got this for Wii U owners.
+Prick Grimes I did to! Nice one hehe
+Fine Carpa same here
+Prick Grimes gamer tag is blackiechan4232
Switch
You know what he should do after Cave Story? 5 or more reviews after that is an overload, here's my list of games after Cave Story:
Limbo
Retro City Rampage
and finally after that, Minecraft. I hope he'll do Retro City Rampage, that was a 8-bitastic game, Grand Theft Auto in 8-bit!
I bought The binding of Isaac on steam at 0.99$... after playing it I feel like i've payed too much. It feels like a flash game that was meant to be on Newgrounds for it's users to kill half an hour sitting in front of the computer.
Well sir you may be right, but I have 45 hours worth in playing the game and a let's player named NorthernLion has a let's play of it with over 680 parts to it.
That and there are literally about 5 endings, and with each successful playthrough, the game gets increasingly harder.
swornbrother1 actually, theres thirteen endings.
theres more to it the more you play. its actually a good game btu its bugs are annoying and eventually made me stop playing
I haven't come across a single bug while I played it!
Johnny seems to use censored mode more often now ever since Super Mario Bros. 2 the Lost Levels.
"It took me 3 hours to unlock this fucker" im sorry that it took that long and ik how hard this game is but the way that you said that line was too darn funny XDD
3 hours? I've spent 5 FUCKING HOURS ON THAT LEVEL AND STILL DON'T HAVE HIM.
CybeastID
KAYIN HIMSELF, THE CREATOR OF IWBTG, SAYS HE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE IT THAT HARD.
CybeastID damn, well im still trying to get the game to work again ;PP I got it on pc but now it says something like a mini-dump happened and it wont start, I still actually want to see how hard that level really is, it looked hard but is it really as hard as both of you say, I'd like to find out, you got any idea how I can fix the problem im having here
9:28 That diary entry cracked me up. XD
I was surprised to see when you scrolled down my comment was there! And thanks a lot for picking Cave Story for your next review! :)
This is about the closest a game can come to frustrating but still being fun. I love it.
Also, new suggestion: Splosion Man for XBLA. It's a lot like this game: really hard retro platformer.
That is the best game over screen i have ever seen XD
Dust an Elysian Tail. It's an AWESOME Metroidvania game with BEAUTIFUL animation.
I unlocked the Kid once on my steam copy of the game... and once more on my PS4 copy just the other day... around three hours both times, plus a three hour botched run when I got to the third section and accidentally hit the main menu button. Those were some of the worst 9 hours of gaming I've ever experienced. I don't know if I deserve a medal for surviving the experience or a slap to the face for being stupid enough to put myself through it.
+Stephen W How about we compromise? Get slapped in the face with a medal.
it is scary as hell when my PC doesn't load the ad, then in the middle of the video the ad starts to play without the video, just the audio of the ad over the video, SCARY.
I have a tails doll. oh shit.
Or a remote to turn my tv off.
William Rose before you do.do you have a sonic hat if so its possessed if so burn it before it gets to you QUICK!!!!
when he says this game will test you he starts to be exactly like the completionist's review of it.
THE SOUNDTRACK IS OF THE GODS
speaking of IWBTG johnny whens your brainscratch run of that game coming
Ballos:HUZZA Johnny's computer cant handle the epicness of this game
He was saying "i hate megaman x6" and it was clementj642.
You should do a review with The Completionist since he is also doing a review of Cave Story
hay binding of Issac is perfectly fine he controls great he moves where ever you want and you can aim your shots with momentum which is kinda cool if ya ask me
you mean after Cave Story, which he already said was next...DEAL. i wanna see johnny rage again. [censor mode activated]
1:31 I like how he says "well-crafted games" and puts Ghosts n' Goblins up there. In hindsight, that is funny and ironic considering his review of the game! XD
I've played all my computer games on my Macbook Pro's laptop's keyboard, which is the same as yours: short keys. I guess your old keys are perhaps too scrunched together.
But anyways, holding off in Isaac is a good idea, since Rebirth is bringing about 200% as much content as the base game and the retro look that you might like more than Edmund's own cartoony look.
In Isaac, you can use your mouse to shoot as well using your cursor and the left button. Try that, maybe?
The funny thing is, I found out about Johnny and clement separately and didn't even know that they knew each other.
"I'm gona beat this meat" hahaha I lost it.
legend of zelda
Not really, when I made the switch from console to pc I found the control scheme of using mouse and keyboard for shooting games to be a natural fit. So new "control schemes" don't always suck as long as they work. A controller is just simply better for certain things. This game being one of them. I did download xpadder to play this game, and you know what? It was better.
Dude, TWO expansions have been made to the Binding of Issac, DO SOMETHING. (Or not, because holy balls can it be difficult)
The second he said Cave Story, my face lit up and it was like if I were to meet my hero in person! I can't wait! >:D
Scored Binding of Issac for 99 cents
When you said "like Metroid" I was REALLY hoping for Insanely Twosted Shadow planet, but ah well.
He's said that will be the final game in this indie game marathon.
Or maybe it is. After all, it DID start off as a simple game on Newgrounds.
Johnny, you could've used the mouse to control Isaac's tears.
I know we aren't voting, but you should do I wanna be the guy, just for kicks
9:28 How could Issac write that if he's dead?
You can use Joy2key to trick your pc controller into thinking it's keys on the keyboard if you wanna give The Binding of Isaac another try. Just a suggestion
That's not at all how super meat boy got made.
I couldn't even get past The Salt Factory stages, when I think about is an apt name for that evil area.
He said he will review Minecraft at a later time. :)
Not to mention the randomized pills that could increase his strength, speed, and tears. I REALLY hope he see's these messages , maybe the BOI can be the next MM for him, a game he couldn't beat before,but in a few years later, with help and such, can enjoy the game.
I would suggest playing a beta game called Kraven Manor, it's a very unique feeling game that I have high hopes for :3
They're friends, it's like a competitive thing they've had going on since the city escape thing in generations.