Johnny vs. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Swagkage
    @Swagkage 7 років тому +463

    "JESUS! FUCK ANIME" LOL

    • @IntrestingThings1
      @IntrestingThings1 7 років тому +6

      Swagkage ayyy swagkage watches johnny, that's awesome

    • @hybridhavoc6297
      @hybridhavoc6297 7 років тому +7

      Favorite part

    • @jst4hr
      @jst4hr 6 років тому +3

      Swagkage Hey’s Madara skeet blanket. Fucking Vexen would stomped Orchimaru no diff with Namine power to erase the memories of using certain abilities and dark riku tagging him whole battle.

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 Рік тому

      THAT. WAS THE INTRO?!?

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 Рік тому +1

      As someone who watches a lot of anime, I approve this message.

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 7 років тому +476

    "Thank you, Sora! But your memories are in another castle!"
    I regret nothing.

  • @bananr_manr1789
    @bananr_manr1789 7 років тому +628

    Jesus Christ that hair. So fucking majestic.

    • @daniellado2523
      @daniellado2523 7 років тому +26

      Johnny must have a beautiful wig collection.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle 7 років тому +10

      BananR_ManR It's strange how good he looks with that wig.

    • @magiciansapphire9278
      @magiciansapphire9278 7 років тому +2

      BananR_ManR I'm honestly javing a hard time picturing John with a Fro

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 7 років тому +7

      Johnny had a fro way before Ryan obtained one? Well Ryan seemed to have 1-Up him in that category years later.

    • @DarkNightwind
      @DarkNightwind 7 років тому +3

      Looks like Bob Ross

  • @MUMUMUMUist
    @MUMUMUMUist 7 років тому +402

    "Take a shot for every time the words light, darkness, or heart is brought up with little explanation of their actual meanings."First of all there isn't enough alcohol on this planet for this one game let alone the entire series. Secondly ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?! Third how's your day going?

    • @BigBoss-ti2xn
      @BigBoss-ti2xn 6 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @DaiGato420
      @DaiGato420 4 роки тому +8

      MUMUMUMUist just replace darkness with bees and it will make just as much sense

    • @thatfoomilo1652
      @thatfoomilo1652 4 роки тому +3

      Mega ZX Nice Jello reference

    • @ghostboy2742
      @ghostboy2742 4 роки тому +2

      God this is hilarious.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Рік тому

      Reply 5

  • @MightyJake
    @MightyJake 7 років тому +2013

    "Skip 70% of the video to avoid spoilers" I love this series.

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 7 років тому +98

      Press ALT + F4 to avoid spoilers

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 років тому +9

      MightyJake agreed

    • @jonte3132
      @jonte3132 7 років тому +35

      Stay off the internet to avoid spoilers

    • @BigBossMan538
      @BigBossMan538 7 років тому +14

      The only one where I skipped plot was Breath of the Wild

    • @BobTheArchmage
      @BobTheArchmage 7 років тому +28

      More like 50% of the video. Since the video is 22 minutes long and you skip to somewhere around 13 minutes, but only after having watched the first 4, making it 9minutes skipped. So even less than 50% of the video.
      Yes, I am fun at parties.

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 7 років тому +285

    Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, 0.2 and BBS are a Playstation exclusive
    Kingdom Hearts 358/2, Re:Coded are a Nintendo exclusive
    Kingdom Hearts 3 is going to be multiplatform
    They're pure evl

    • @michaelmattson2227
      @michaelmattson2227 6 років тому +26

      Eric Lecarde at least PlayStation people can play all the games now. Imagine how confused the Xbox people like me are going to be if they don’t at least bundle the first two games with KH3

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 6 років тому +7

      Well, they can watch the cutscenes from the DS games. With Coded, that's for the best. I actually liked 358, though.

    • @meteorcrash1529
      @meteorcrash1529 5 років тому +2

      If you want to play all the the of the games the get Kingdom Hearts the story so far and Kingdom Hearts 3.

    • @periwinklelynx761
      @periwinklelynx761 5 років тому +4

      *cough* *Dream Drop Distance* *cough*

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 4 роки тому +1

      DarkLink1996 Actually Coded’s gameplay is better than 358

  • @EmeraldUltima713
    @EmeraldUltima713 7 років тому +332

    Such a coincidence to release this on the same day as the new KH3 info at D23.

    • @AeroFlash15
      @AeroFlash15 7 років тому +5

      It happened with the KH1 review and the KH3 orchestra trailer. Maybe not the same day, but it was around that time.

    • @TheFlyingJew13
      @TheFlyingJew13 7 років тому +2

      Tyler Adase not just thr same day but at the same time of the D23 live stream where KH3 was revealed. like as soon as the stream started, I got a notification that this video was uploaded and I was like "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 7 років тому +7

      Johnny knew!

  • @DuskHeart13
    @DuskHeart13 7 років тому +66

    Player: ""First, I use Sora's ability, "Seeker of Truth!" With it, I destroy one monster on your side of the field, and I choose... Ansem!"
    Player: "However, for using this ability with the Field Spell "Castle Oblivion" is in play, Sora loses 300 Attack Points. But because of this, I can activate the spell... Trinity Attack!"
    The Darkness: "Trinity Attack?"
    Player: "I can activate this card by discarding all of the cards in my hand, and for every Disney, Final Fantasy, or Kingdom Hearts card I draw, that card will attack you directly with a Monster which has 1500 Attack Points or less!"
    The Darkness: "What?! I can't believe he/she planned this all out..."
    Player: "Let's do this! DRAW! I send the Disney Card "Goofy, the Disney Knight" to the graveyard! Go Sora, attack the Darkness directly!"
    The Darkness: "AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
    Player: Next card, DRAW! The card I drew was the Disney card, "Goofy, the Disney Magician!"
    The Darkness: "N-No!"
    Player: Sora, attack the darkness again!
    The Darkness: "AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
    Player: "Third card, DRAW! DISNEY CARDO!"
    The Darkness: "AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
    Player: "DRAW! FANTASY CARDO!"
    The Darkness: "AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
    Player: "DRAW! DISNEY CARDO! DRAW! FANTASY CARDO! DRAW! KINGDOM CARDO!"
    The Darkness: "AAAGGGHHHH!!! AAAGGGHHHH!!! AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
    Player: "DRAW! KINGDOM CARDO-"
    Kairi: Yamate! Yugi!
    Player/Sora: HANASE!

    • @aidenray5202
      @aidenray5202 5 років тому +1

      I love how good this comment is

  • @NicoB
    @NicoB 7 років тому +738

    Heart light dark hart bart dart fart...

    • @SuperFusionAJ93
      @SuperFusionAJ93 7 років тому +10

      Sup Nico

    • @BobTheArchmage
      @BobTheArchmage 7 років тому +22

      Hail to the Picky Penguin master!

    • @legiaanh4828
      @legiaanh4828 7 років тому +19

      Wow, didn't expect to see you here

    • @timekeeper2538
      @timekeeper2538 7 років тому +11

      So how was that Zodiac Aqua boss fight? Best designed boss fight in the series if I do say so myself.

    • @faizamzar1224
      @faizamzar1224 7 років тому +9

      NicoB what a shocker

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 6 років тому +31

    When Namine told Sora about her being a fake memory, all I had in my mind is “You mean I’ve been climbing up the damn castle, fighting countless heartless, getting my ass handed to Organization members (in particular Larxine) all for nothing?!” Why am I even in this Godforsaken castle in the first place other than to tease KH2?!

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Рік тому +4

      "What am I fighting fooooooooor?!"

  • @ThatGuy-ph2zw
    @ThatGuy-ph2zw 7 років тому +826

    Glad they went back to the original formula for this one. That knuckles chaotix stuff was really bad!

  • @jonnysac77
    @jonnysac77 6 років тому +106

    To be fair there's actually a good reason for Sora to be an idiot, you wouldn't be that smart either if you had all your memories slowly ripped out or replaced

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 років тому +14

      True, but why go through all this shit? Why not just leave? Sora was only losing memories because of Orginzation 13 forcing Namine to wipe away his memory. But Sora isn't mad at her, and you know what, neither am i. The game may be annoying, but looking back, I'm glad it's over. And Riku has the better story anyways.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +6

      He forgets common sense.

    • @jeffreyali3644
      @jeffreyali3644 4 роки тому +9

      •Vï •Mo• he's trying to find his friends. Where else would he go to if he left? Another endless spiral that leads to nothing?

  • @AgentMaroon78
    @AgentMaroon78 7 років тому +210

    18:38 This is why I love you Johnny.

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 7 років тому +10

      He's almost as hammy as the source material too.

    • @SpeedySideburn
      @SpeedySideburn 7 років тому +11

      It's funny yeah, but when your wearing headphones and the volume goes from 45 to 100 for 7 seconds, it scares the shit outta me

  • @emmathompson9587
    @emmathompson9587 7 років тому +37

    The first 1.5 minutes are flawless.

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 7 років тому +331

    I was laughing my butt off when Johnny summoned Mickey, Goofy and Donald as duel monsters.

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 7 років тому +14

      MysteriousMrM ,you mean GOOFY CARO,DOLAND CARO AND MICKEY CARO!!!

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 7 років тому +17

      You mean: 'DORA GOOFY CARDO! DORA DONALD CARDO! DORA MICKEY CARDO!!"

    • @sonictj3
      @sonictj3 7 років тому +4

      i was kinda hoping he would of make duel monster cards for them as well and showed them on screen. there is a yugioh card maker i used a long time ago

    • @gamecube8885
      @gamecube8885 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, It's So Hilarious, I love it

    • @ChaoticMeatballTV
      @ChaoticMeatballTV 3 роки тому +4

      I kinda wish he put the Fang of Critias music behind it just to sell the bit, would've been f'n hilarious.

  • @JDragon
    @JDragon 7 років тому +141

    -Sorry to disappoint you Sora.
    -Huh?
    -YOU. TRIGGERED. MY. 0 CARD!!!
    Hopefully nobody did that joke yet

  • @TheAwesomeHyperon
    @TheAwesomeHyperon 7 років тому +251

    Oh yeah, in the Ace Attorney Movie Commentary, John once said he had an Afro as an kid.
    "It was a simpler time..."

    • @nickolassucharew840
      @nickolassucharew840 7 років тому +7

      TheAwesomeHyperon who didn't? I grew mine out for four months!

    • @KTtheKomic
      @KTtheKomic 7 років тому +3

      TheAwesomeHyperon Afro-Johnny is officially canon lmao.

    • @TheAwesomeHyperon
      @TheAwesomeHyperon 7 років тому

      Jorge Dallon88 he played Sunshine.

  • @robertlehto4667
    @robertlehto4667 7 років тому +54

    Automatic thumbs up for the intro alone.

  • @fissilewhistle
    @fissilewhistle 7 років тому +68

    It's kind of strange how this one makes no mention of the previous game. I mean, where's Knuckles and Espio?

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 7 років тому +3

      KamektheMagikoopa1 we won't find out till kingdom hearts III

  • @Kattsoppa1
    @Kattsoppa1 7 років тому +39

    "Take a shot everytime they mention heart, light and darkness" in Chain of memories?
    If you do that in the first game you'd die, ten times over.

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades 7 років тому +126

    *Sees intro.*
    Oh boy, this is really happening isn't it?

  • @toniconge7003
    @toniconge7003 7 років тому +25

    I really like Riku's story. Everyone gets this impression of him being a sterotypical whiny baby but god that's Sora in Chain of Memories. Riku just says fuck off and beats everyone over the head with his sword. It's some fun stuff.

  • @redblack8766
    @redblack8766 7 років тому +101

    18:38
    DORO! GOOFY CAARO!
    DORO! DONAD CAARO!
    DORO! MEEKI CAARO!
    I'm dying here! Send help!

    • @James35142
      @James35142 3 роки тому +3

      Look up draw monster card english sub, it's one of the best moments of the original Yugioh anime. The disrespect in that scene is real.

  • @thefollowing8127
    @thefollowing8127 4 роки тому +28

    That intro with John bobbing back and forth makes me laugh every time.

  • @darkdramon2000
    @darkdramon2000 7 років тому +8

    18:37 This is quite possibly one of the most majestic things I've ever seen in one of your videos.
    And considering your track-record of amazing moments, that's saying something.

  • @mysterycupofjoe2670
    @mysterycupofjoe2670 7 років тому +50

    Johnny, you got it right. By the second game, even the characters don't know exactly what Kingdom Hearts is. I was a bit disappointed that there was no clear answer. I want to say that even Metal Gear made more sense by the end of Metal Gear 4. Nice review.

  • @sonicfire131
    @sonicfire131 7 років тому +139

    Quinton Flynn is also the new voice actor for Silver
    *insert "Its no use" joke here*

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 років тому +2

      Aidan Liptack Reno was already mentioned in the video.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 6 років тому +1

      AT Productions Now I’m just imagining Jack the Ripper voicing Silvers lines.
      Why must Quinton do this to me?!

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 5 років тому

      The memes...

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      @marcusrafferty5801 5 років тому

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  • @Nel_Annette
    @Nel_Annette 7 років тому +8

    In the first few minutes, you nailed *exactly* why it's so hard to get my friends into this series.

  • @spiderdog07
    @spiderdog07 7 років тому +244

    Whoa the last time I was this early it was called Super Gaming Bros

    • @TheMaestroMizerous
      @TheMaestroMizerous 7 років тому +14

      Yeah The in their channel name gave them a huge boost in power.

    • @papersonic9941
      @papersonic9941 7 років тому +1

      what about "SGBLikesToPlay"

  • @NickferZev
    @NickferZev 7 років тому +12

    18:33 This part is hilarious. I'm totally gonna do that with every friend card next time I play this game.

  • @ZeroSinRaid
    @ZeroSinRaid 7 років тому +20

    My favorite part of this is the Yu-gi-Oh part. That was funny as hell.

  • @ArtzieMusic
    @ArtzieMusic 7 років тому +199

    KH3's RELEASE DATE WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY!!!

    • @Scsigs
      @Scsigs 7 років тому +9

      *Release window.

    • @Scsigs
      @Scsigs 7 років тому

      I don't expect an announced release date until late next year at the earliest.

    • @Link3000XD
      @Link3000XD 7 років тому

      show link,pls!

    • @Scsigs
      @Scsigs 7 років тому

      Look it up yourself, lazy ass. There's a video all for showing the release date & another thing. Fuck, man.

    • @Link3000XD
      @Link3000XD 7 років тому

      dude, chill, first-off i was searching but didnt find anything. theres only stuff mentioning a ''release window'' whatever that is. second, when people mention something like that,they should add a link as evidence...
      i would have done that at least by such a thing. no need to be agressive here :/

  • @Chconroy
    @Chconroy 7 років тому +167

    And so the story of Kingdom Hearts begins to get needlessly complex.

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 7 років тому +14

      Chconroy I believe you mean convoluted.

    • @Chconroy
      @Chconroy 7 років тому +41

      A or B. The point is the story can be summed up as "darkness."

    • @StarlightMagician
      @StarlightMagician 7 років тому +27

      It's not wrong. Unless you go out of your way to play EVERY GAME IN THE FRANCHISE, you'll be left in the Dark about a lot of plot specific shit.

    • @Chconroy
      @Chconroy 7 років тому +25

      And considering how they don't stick to one system (Though they've been trying to rectify that with HD collections.), it means you need to own multiple game devices for a story that, while not bad, doesn't seem particularly special or worth the hassle.

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 7 років тому +6

      The games are on PS4. This multiple console shit isn't an issue anymore.

  • @BigBossMan538
    @BigBossMan538 7 років тому +9

    How far Johnny has come in terms of editing skill is astounding!

  • @garfield15
    @garfield15 7 років тому +24

    DRAW GOOFY CAADO
    You see, this is why I subscribe to you. This is the quality content I like.

  • @VaskoKasko
    @VaskoKasko 6 років тому +3

    Oh my God, a Yu-Gi-Oh! reference was the last thing i expected from Johnny, even in a Chain of Memories videos, but i loved it to death and laughed my butt off when you began yelling it! I honestly adore your content, John!

  • @pippo17173
    @pippo17173 7 років тому +12

    Johnny friend sums up all the confusion I had when I was watching all the cut-scenes of kingdom hearts 2.

    • @cameronedwards6581
      @cameronedwards6581 7 років тому

      Not his brother, his friend, Russ

    • @pippo17173
      @pippo17173 7 років тому

      oh my bad XP

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 7 років тому

      Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days to put this damn chronology together.

  • @rodolforodriguez4447
    @rodolforodriguez4447 Рік тому +2

    You capture the confusion in between kingdom hearts chain of memories and kingdom hearts 2 so perfectly

  • @TheBoneFatherPlaysGames
    @TheBoneFatherPlaysGames 7 років тому +106

    7:18 So she is the ultimate self-insert fanfiction writer?

    • @Monroah
      @Monroah 7 років тому +10

      Gabriel Nadeau Considering how this series was written/conceived, fanfiction is a perfect way to describe this damn franchise.

    • @Monroah
      @Monroah 7 років тому +17

      Gabriel Nadeau Also, yeah, I now can't see Naminé as anything but a fanfiction writer.

    • @BucketOfFuk
      @BucketOfFuk 7 років тому +7

      Noah Schneider Totally agree. I'd almost call her a Mary Sue but I'm feeling generous

    • @MProductionsGAMING
      @MProductionsGAMING 7 років тому +8

      Her skills as a fan-fiction writer are so ultimate that she should've replaced Hifumi in Danganronpa 1.

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 7 років тому +1

      I used to like her. Good god...

  • @sleepygrouch8361
    @sleepygrouch8361 7 років тому +7

    Well today I was feeling bummed I couldn't go with my cousin to his friends kincenera but a somecalllmejohnny video a day keeps the depression away especially when it's one I've been waiting for

  • @tumblingt
    @tumblingt 7 років тому +32

    Man, 2006 sure was a hell of a time. When Johnny had hair, Dwayne Johnson was watching over us, and when people were confused as shit with Kingdom Hearts 2.

    • @munchjrgames942
      @munchjrgames942 7 років тому +7

      And Sonic meets a Princess.

    • @BucketOfFuk
      @BucketOfFuk 7 років тому +1

      MunchJrGames And necrophiliac beastiality

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 7 років тому

      Lordi You forgot semi pedophilia because Sonic is a minor

    • @munchjrgames942
      @munchjrgames942 7 років тому

      Oh yeah Sonic's 16/17. Just one more year Sonic...

    • @somepony13
      @somepony13 7 років тому

      Donnel Waddle Dee Well, at least from most perspectives. If the princess was about the same age as Sonic, Japan wouldn't see anything wrong with how old they were.

  • @Robbinson98
    @Robbinson98 7 років тому +4

    13:33 wow it's jarring to hear the deeper voice Sora has from II onwards come out of the model from Kingdom Hearts I

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 років тому +50

    My Johnnies are revved up for the weekend!

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 7 років тому +2

      Nana-Kyoto what the hell dose that even mean?

    • @SShaBazzz
      @SShaBazzz 7 років тому +1

      Nana-Kyoto I kinda agree with the person above me. lmao. what does that mean?

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 7 років тому +6

      SShaBazzz others have rustling Jimmies. They have revving Johnnies.

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 7 років тому

      Oh my!

  • @HaakonHawk
    @HaakonHawk 7 років тому +46

    21:35 "2017, and we still don't know shit about Kingdom Hearts 3 release date."
    If only you waited another day with this Johnny. xD

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 7 років тому +1

      HaakonHawk its one reason why "timely" uploads bother me

    • @iownalx23
      @iownalx23 7 років тому +1

      or should just work on the video and the editing a little more lol

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 6 років тому +2

      Is this an well-aged comment?
      NO!

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 5 років тому

      0:

  • @souledge1212
    @souledge1212 7 років тому +48

    DUROH, MICKEY-CARO!

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 роки тому +30

    "Chain of Memories? Was that in Kingdom Hearts 1?"
    "Oh shit"
    My thoughts exactly, Johnny.

  • @polk1203
    @polk1203 7 років тому +68

    someone has to make a fanfiction that is Sonic generations with afro Johnny as classic Johnny and bald Johnny as modern Johnny!

  • @gabelopez6610
    @gabelopez6610 7 років тому +13

    "JESUS, FUCK ANIME!" I find myself saying this a lot, as well.

  • @FazzSatoshi
    @FazzSatoshi 7 років тому +14

    2006 Johnny looks like a 80s stereotype. AND I LOVE IT!

  • @duller341
    @duller341 7 років тому +10

    John: And we haven't heard shit about Kingdom Hearts 3.
    *Uploads video*
    Square Enix: lets release a Kingdom Hearts 3 video.

  • @fuzzinator9523
    @fuzzinator9523 7 років тому +25

    i w i l l e a t y o u

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 7 років тому +33

    I guess this game is a real CARD, then.
    Thank you, and goodnight.

  • @juniorkyle8123
    @juniorkyle8123 7 років тому +26

    i dont need notifications. i live on youtube

  • @XrosZexal
    @XrosZexal 6 років тому +11

    18:38 Keeps me coming back every time

  • @randyrodriguez2014
    @randyrodriguez2014 7 років тому +5

    Just when I was doing research, Johnny posts a video. I'm sure my research can wait.

  • @LinkingYellow
    @LinkingYellow 7 років тому +6

    I really liked reCOM. I felt like it had a very deep and unconventional combat and progression system. Aside from the Disney worlds, the story was interesting, and they kept a good pace.

  • @HeroofWind
    @HeroofWind 7 років тому +119

    Johnny, they're nobodies. They're not supposed to have personalities!!!

    • @HeroofWind
      @HeroofWind 7 років тому +6

      Omagus2720 Well, they saved the interesting ones for the game that people would actually play

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 7 років тому +39

      That leaves a terrible first impression considering that during CoM, no one is supposed to know about Nobodies their first time around, so for a whole game you're left with uninteresting villains.

    • @Gamelover254
      @Gamelover254 7 років тому +7

      Um, the usual consensus are that the nobodies in THIS game had more personality than the ones in kh2. They all had personality :/ the only one without much personality was Marluxia but he wasn't really boring.

    • @remembertotakeshowerspleas355
      @remembertotakeshowerspleas355 7 років тому +19

      "They're boring characters on purpose"! Nomura was two steps ahead.

    • @Veolynn13
      @Veolynn13 7 років тому +8

      guess axel never got the memo

  • @ZanZa_811
    @ZanZa_811 7 років тому +18

    It'll be out in 2018.......years

  • @hero967979
    @hero967979 7 років тому +448

    DRAW GOOFY CARDO! DRAW DONALD CARDO! DRAW MICKEY CARDOOOO!!!!!!

    • @andyoliver6060
      @andyoliver6060 7 років тому +32

      [FANG OF CRITIAS INTENSIFIES]

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 7 років тому +8

      shouldnt it be Dorunarudo Cardo?

    • @Fran_5
      @Fran_5 7 років тому +23

      NOO YAMETE SORAAA!

    • @1800Hernandez
      @1800Hernandez 7 років тому +23

      IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

    • @garfield15
      @garfield15 7 років тому +19

      FraN_ HANASE!!

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 7 років тому +4

    Your collab with Caddy was awesome.

  • @shadowbladeace1651
    @shadowbladeace1651 4 роки тому +4

    4:56 "Cameras In The Bathroom" thankfully isn't a real place because that would be bombarded with lawsuits up the ass.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 5 місяців тому

      Only if they get caught.

  • @FlowJoeCartoons
    @FlowJoeCartoons 7 років тому +123

    Kingdom Hearts: Color Splash

    • @JohnGaming55
      @JohnGaming55 7 років тому +3

      No .-.

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 роки тому

      @@JohnGaming55 kingdom hearts: sticker star

    • @wadribrab751
      @wadribrab751 4 роки тому

      @@cypher838 FUCK NO!

    • @banditle6458
      @banditle6458 4 роки тому +1

      @@wadribrab751 kingdom hearts: the origami king

    • @wadribrab751
      @wadribrab751 4 роки тому

      @@banditle6458 okay that's better

  • @c0mf0rta61ynum6
    @c0mf0rta61ynum6 7 років тому +10

    21:41 "We still don't know shit about Kingdom Hearts 3's release date..."
    Wow, Johnny, that's got to be a world record for fastest time a video becomes dated.

  • @travosk216
    @travosk216 7 років тому +19

    "That was the intro?!"
    I'm the one who should be asking that question

  • @rabbidguy5
    @rabbidguy5 7 років тому +31

    Anyone ever notice that heartless are hearts covered in darkness and Nobodies are husks with no hearts?? So heartless are identity-less. therefore Heartless are nobody and Nobodies are heartless. fuck this game

    • @DenziCs
      @DenziCs 7 років тому +2

      rabbidguy5
      In the first game, weren't heartless established as people who lost their hearts? What is this, a continuity error?

    • @Donutgames00
      @Donutgames00 7 років тому

      luxrayftw405 if you have a strong will you also get a nobody

    • @cybersaur7394
      @cybersaur7394 7 років тому +9

      A continuity error, in Kingdom Hearts?!? That's unheard of! Next you'll tell me that there is an overly-contrived in-series explanation that itself creates new plotholes, creating a never-ending loop of overly complex and contrived plot points!

    • @rabbidguy5
      @rabbidguy5 7 років тому

      also what decides what kind of heartless you become?

    • @boomervergil1178
      @boomervergil1178 7 років тому

      rabbidguy5 the amount of darkness in your heart when you become a heartless which is why sora was just a shadow

  • @UltimateTomekHD
    @UltimateTomekHD 2 роки тому +1

    0:00 March 2006, ah yes I got introduced to Heroes of Might and Magic V the very first game I ever played and beaten. Such memories

  • @JothaX95
    @JothaX95 7 років тому +7

    18:34 This is amazing, as a yu-gi-oh fan this is the best part of the whole video for me hahaha

  • @KoolRanch
    @KoolRanch 7 років тому +12

    Love the new hairstyle, Johnny.

  • @spark1818
    @spark1818 7 років тому +17

    DRRAAAAWWW JOHNNY-CARDOOO!!!!

  • @alejandroperez9215
    @alejandroperez9215 4 роки тому +1

    I love how during the opening skit both him and Ross are trying not to laugh....

  • @nerdyvariety3105
    @nerdyvariety3105 6 років тому +5

    I played 2 with no chain of memories and I just experienced how sora did still amazing

  • @ultimategamestars
    @ultimategamestars 7 років тому +1

    Johnny, this is your best review to date. THIS is the reason why I'm such an avid fan of your stuff. Full of hilarious stuff and insightful comments. Keep up the good work!

  • @MysteriousStranger50
    @MysteriousStranger50 7 років тому +48

    You know whats a bad idea? Making a series with plot-essential games that span multiple platforms.
    "No shit" Right? "Of course" Right? "You dont say!" I hear you say!
    ... THEN WHY THE FUCK DID THE DEVELOPERS NOT GET THIS MEMO. They only stood to hurt themselves.
    You know, that, and dont milk the series, stretching its plot out over hundreds of games just because you want more money. Make a game as a game, dont purposely make incomplete plot or ridiculously stretched out.

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 7 років тому +3

      MysteriousStranger50 Whoever writes these games can't write for shit.

    • @mysterycupofjoe2670
      @mysterycupofjoe2670 7 років тому +7

      MysteriousStranger50 This is why I am comfortable with saying the series actually ended with Kingdom Hearts 2. All the other games is just Square Enix realizing the series is still profitable (especially with all the retelling).

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 7 років тому +1

      Yep. For fuck's sake, why do people even like the series anymore?

    • @cixlo
      @cixlo 7 років тому +1

      You know what is a terrible idea? Your idea.

    • @AjayKumar-zs3pj
      @AjayKumar-zs3pj 7 років тому

      MysteriousStranger50 while I completely agree that it's bullshit all games were released on a different platform I didn't get into the series until the ps3 remixes and I've never cared for the story. I think all the games in their own right are well made, except for the 3 hour movies, but that's obviously preference. I don't think any game so far lives up to one or two, but at least (for me) they are all interesting and good game play wise

  • @nath9000
    @nath9000 7 років тому

    John, with every new video you make, the quality and overall amazingness increases astronomically (not to say that your older videos are bad, because they're awesome), KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING, your incredible

  • @daniellado2523
    @daniellado2523 7 років тому +80

    Making a sequel of a ps2 game to the gba is really mean. And then they do the same with two more on the ds. At least Birth by Sleep was on psp. Actually most of the games are on handhelds when you think about it.

    • @some2b1tguy
      @some2b1tguy 7 років тому +6

      Daniel Lado You don't even have to think about it, KH1 and 2 were the only console games unless you include Aqua's Ground Zeroes. On the other hand you have 6 handheld games: CoM, Days, coded, BBS, 3D, and unchained

    • @baldman7738
      @baldman7738 7 років тому +14

      Daniel Lado this is why exclusives are bad. among other reasons.

    • @supervideomaker9136
      @supervideomaker9136 7 років тому +3

      Daniel Lado what really sucks is if you enjoy the games on the Nintendo handhelds and want to play the main games but can't because you don't have a PlayStation. I'm screwed when 3 comes out because I want to play it super bad but don't feel like buying a PS4

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 7 років тому +6

      I kinda *adore* how there is still complaints about this even after every game has been rereleased on one console now. It sucked back then, yes, but that's not how it is anymore.

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 7 років тому +1

      I only own a PC and a 3DS so kingdom hearts is off-limit forever.

  • @samuelhatlestad6676
    @samuelhatlestad6676 5 років тому

    I love the humor you put into your videos both subtle and loud styles.

  • @NotAHero98
    @NotAHero98 7 років тому +8

    Am I the only one who loves a complex narrative with lots of separate arcs and elements that span across multiple adventures? Kingdom Hearts is the perfect series for me!

    • @scissorman44
      @scissorman44 7 років тому +8

      i don't think you're the only one...thing is, the proper word would be complicated, not complex(it throws plot twists for the hell of it) and it's EXECUTION is what's called out as a clusterfuck of bad writing, not the concept.
      In a word, it would be overly-ambitious

    • @NotAHero98
      @NotAHero98 7 років тому +4

      Thing is, I don't think the main story is badly written at all. I can't stand Chain of Memories' gameplay, but it's story really had me gripped, and I loved it's resolution. The one and only time I've ever disagreed with Johnny!

    • @scissorman44
      @scissorman44 7 років тому +5

      NoMoreHeroes02 Well...across the entire series it IS badly written between retcons and pointless plot twists(hur dur it was all part of the plan. Xehanort was always in control through time travel. No argument will stand, that's an asspull). Only in a way of "what happens next" in a jigzaw puzzle way is the story anywhere close to decent, and gets worse with each game.

    • @NotAHero98
      @NotAHero98 7 років тому +2

      Things like this are just a guilty pleasure for me. When a story throws itself in knots, giving us something new to be interested in every step of the way, I feel like I'm being taken on a very special journey, which is why I love Metal Gear, Batman Arkham and The X Files so much!

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 років тому

      @@NotAHero98 I agree. Not just as a fan of the X-Files, but as a hardcore Kingdom Hearts fan, and a fan of the Metal Gear Solid series too. Along with the Batman Arkham games, even though Arkham Knight wasn't too good, just ok.

  • @SonicRasengan
    @SonicRasengan 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh Johnny Once Had HAIR??!! LMAOOOO I love this UA-camr XD

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 роки тому

      I know right? Johnny once had an afro?!? Wow. He looked good with that. Sort of like Bob Ross, according to another commentor, anyways. Not sure about the other guy there with the Sega shirt. He was funny though. But I was also the same, didn't have a GBASP, but I badly wanted one. Never got one, and I dove deeply into KH2 without even knowing that CoM had come right BEFORE in the series timeline. But because I love this series, I just played through KH2 anyways, being slightly confused about what happened In Chain of Memories. But I eventually got around to playing Re: Chain Of Memories on the PS2. And that's how I'd already found out about the story in that game... after I'd already played KH2, and 358/2 Days, so I was late to this party by about 6 years. But at least Johnny and that dude from the intro know how to make a good intro. Especially when they segue into Johnny's intro. Hilarious, although I do like the scene with Roxas in the intro. I felt like that was a good way to end the prologue for KH2.

  • @KoreeluStromboli
    @KoreeluStromboli 7 років тому +6

    14:00 Mmm, crispy duck...~! :9
    18:37 - 18:46: RIP headphone users and at the same time, LOL! XD

  • @smsdamiracle
    @smsdamiracle 7 років тому +1

    0:38 I love it. That's pretty much my reaction when explaining the franchise to anybody

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 7 років тому +6

    Oh, god I remember playing the Re:Chain of Memories version, and I could not get used to the gameplay mechanics.
    The Fight with Hades in that game alone made me rage quit. That bastard loves to spam that Fire Spin attack. And if he was using that attack, you can't attack him, and you lose your cards.

    • @ThunderDragonRandy
      @ThunderDragonRandy 7 років тому

      I stopped playing after reaching Wonderland. Gave up and watched the games' cutscenes on UA-cam instead, then played Kingdom Hearts II, though, I still haven't finished KH2 to this day and I don't ever feel like finishing Re:Chain of Memories.

    • @OmnicidalClown1992
      @OmnicidalClown1992 7 років тому

      TDPNeji I've managed to beat the story of Kingdom Hearts 2, but never 100% it. And given the fact that I have to beat the data versions of Organization XIII (Which I have managed to beat two or three of them), find and beat the tasks of Mushroom XIII, and beat Lingering Will, who's classified as the hardest boss in that game..... YEAH.... I'm not about to 100% it anytime soon. And the said part is, I don't even think I've mentioned everything you have to do in order to complete it.
      But on the plus side, from what I've heard Kingdom Hearts: coded, and it's re:Coded version are classified as the worst Kingdom Hearts games.

    • @AjayKumar-zs3pj
      @AjayKumar-zs3pj 7 років тому

      Ehhh it's all personal preference, I feel like the way Com and re:Com is presented in absolute shit (walking through themed cubes from worlds we've been through with stories weve seen) putting on some music and just playing the game is fun for me

  • @Made2Express
    @Made2Express 7 років тому

    You are the most underrated channel on UA-cam.

  • @SuperfieldCrUn
    @SuperfieldCrUn 7 років тому +19

    Yup. The only way to make Chain of Memories playable is to make it boring. And fuck me, did I hate leveling up in this game. Normally, leveling up in RPG's is great! You get stronger, more abilities, etc. But in this game, you generally get more CP when you level up, which means that you need to go back to your deck and move things around. And BY GOD, did I get sick of managing my fucking deck in this game. I was able to finish Sora's story in Re:Chain and got partway through Riku's before something distracted me, I put it down and never felt the desire to pick it back up.

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 7 років тому

      Superfield so did you come back to it?

    • @TheEpicPikachuD
      @TheEpicPikachuD 6 років тому +3

      Superfield Thia game's Card system in general sucks. Especially at the start when you're just starting the game. Enemies can (and probably will) overpower you HARD. And it gives you two choices that make the game worse either way.
      1. Play the game like normal, but make it nearly freaking impossible because of how easy it is to be overpowered
      or 2. Use powerful cards, but make the game WAAAAY too easy, and extremely boring.

  • @artofthepossible7329
    @artofthepossible7329 7 років тому

    I love that last line in the intro and their expressions makes my day

  • @Bidoof_7
    @Bidoof_7 3 роки тому +4

    "Would you stay in a hotel called 'Cameras in the bathroom'?"
    Don't kink shame me bro lol

  • @ToshisGarden
    @ToshisGarden 3 роки тому +1

    I always thought being given the opportunity to limit yourself in this game and take that extra step in deciding how YOU want the game to go was a good opportunity to really test your understanding of the game's mechanics (something I already enjoyed on it's own merits due to the sheer amount of options for customization you were given, from how many cards you had to what levels they were to what TYPE of cards they were). These days I usually opt for runs on both characters where I increase everything except your HP. I've never played the remake, so I'm not sure how that compares. That said, I believe the original is just the right length that it allows me to get a good sense of gratification of the aforementioned mindset without overstating its welcome, particularly if I'm only playing one character and then giving a break.

  • @clydenorthrup5484
    @clydenorthrup5484 7 років тому +9

    Chain of Memories! The only time a game maker created a whole other game to apologize for using the amnesia trope in a sequel.

  • @CountOrlok777
    @CountOrlok777 6 місяців тому +1

    Funny enough, this was my first kingdom hearts game. And even funnier is that I mostly played the handheld titles. So the psp, the ds, and the 3ds titles. I didn't get to play 1 2 or 3 until I bought the remastered versions on ps4. I still technically haven't played 1. I've played 2 and 3 mostly to completion.

  • @justinm8n
    @justinm8n 7 років тому +5

    What a coencidence that this video was released just after the kingdom hearts 3 expo trailer

    • @stevenhedge2850
      @stevenhedge2850 7 років тому +1

      Because life likes to prove johnny wrong.

  • @schizophist2963
    @schizophist2963 7 років тому +1

    "take a shot everytime the word light, dark or heart without any explanation to their actual meanings"
    john you know that's the entire series.

  • @Cloveinti_Uno59232
    @Cloveinti_Uno59232 7 років тому +7

    *DRAW!!! MICKEY CARDO!!!!*
    "Sor-gi was planning this all along!"
    *DRAW!!! DONALD CARDO!!!!*
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
    *DRAW!!! GOOFY CARDO*
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhh.....

  • @JohnnyTheA
    @JohnnyTheA 7 років тому

    The beginning was BRILLIANT especially after watching your KH2 let`s play on SGB.

  • @alejandror.9974
    @alejandror.9974 7 років тому +11

    toy story in kh 3 CONFIRMED

  • @nocturneprividyenie2391
    @nocturneprividyenie2391 4 роки тому +2

    I like your Oblivion Keyblade.

  • @KorianBossMonster
    @KorianBossMonster 7 років тому +12

    Perfect time kill before D23. Thanks Johnny 👌

  • @blackfox4138
    @blackfox4138 7 років тому

    John, if I could have your intro play every time i woke up, I would never want anything ever again.

  • @mrmajikjr
    @mrmajikjr 7 років тому +3

    "Fuck Anime" - Juan Ortiz, 2006.

  • @Sanjixoxo
    @Sanjixoxo 7 років тому +1

    2:54 was my exact reaction when I learn of the final mix versions

  • @megasartshack
    @megasartshack 7 років тому +11

    18:38 NO, YAMATE JOHNNY!

  • @Rabbit-zs7sr
    @Rabbit-zs7sr 7 років тому

    Johnny it's always a treat to see your videos pop up In my inbox. Keep doing what you do