Johnny vs. Donkey Kong 64
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In today's episode...man. Consider this a thing to scratch off a bucket list, I'm playing and fully completing Donkey Kong 64.
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Dr. Pepper/Vodka optional.
No thanks I'm good. I hate food.
Can you review Conker's Bad Fur Day, and The Banjo Kazooie series too.
@@Pridetoons
Eventually.
How about Dr Pepper with Captain Morgan?
Thanks Johnny for making this Donkey Kong 64 video you're video was so funny 🤣 man at the end of it with DK Rap anyway I"m a big fan of you're bro anyway I left a 👍 like on video.
The ending was such a blessing, thank you Johnny.
Well, hey there, funny Sonic man!
Jehtt is a SomeCallMeJohnny watcher? Based as fuck.
Agreed. I wasn’t expecting his own rendition of the DK Rap, but I’m glad he did!
On the topic of the Coconut Gun, I feel it’s worth mentioning that the lead designer for DK64, George Andreas, recounted a story about its creation; Miyamoto was shocked at seeing prototype gameplay with the placeholder model for the gun - which was a realistic double-barreled shotgun - and quickly drafted the final design for it.
If he didn’t visit Rare HQ, we could’ve had DK blasting people with a realistic shotgun. What a world we’ve missed!
Yeah but in that timeline we don't get the SIlvagunner coconut gun memes.
@@charziz6693 good
Would that be seen as jumping the shark like Shadow the Hedgehog
@@skibot9974 Nah. PS1 era was way more transitional than PS2, so anything could happen. Final Fantasy could take place in a big-ass 1940s-style city with a cyberpunk plot, Mario and Sonic could be voiced, and DK could pack heat.
Shadow's game came post nu metal and emo wave, so it seemed like a really bad design choice to try to appeal to that market.
@@scoobydoo7395 It is only now I realize how 1940's FF7 is. Thank you!
Not normally a UA-cam commentator but that ending...damn. I laughed my ass off. Well done Johnny!
“Not normally a UA-cam commentator”
*Has 18 comments on Johnny’s channel alone*
@@ludrixte1938 John is the only person who can get them to comment.
Me too.
@@LARKXHIN It’s just a weird thing to lie about.
@@ludrixte1938 Maybe try reading that again
this game had a beast of a strategy guide back in the day and it was such a big game that the strategy guide didnt even take any of the fun away...hell...id say it added to the fun really. me and my sister 101 percented it thanks to the guide lol
One other infuriating thing about locking collectibles behind specific Kongs is that Donkey Kong 64 lands on the surprisingly short list of games that i found were just literally impossible to play if you're colorblind. They're partially transparent when you're playing as the wrong character (aka the only circumstances under which you even need to be able to tell what color they are) which makes them even harder to differentiate, I had to just try to make an educated guess as to which character and I was usually wrong. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have even been a problem if they just hadn't made them transparent
Donkey Kong 64 didn't have to say Dr Pepper was a performance enhancing drug. It already was by being the best soda in the US of A.
15:36 “we need to show off how over 2D we are by not using this thing for anything!”
41:52 when your boyfriend yells at you... '_'
35:42 made me spit my coffee :DDD
I think this is the best Johnny vs. he's ever done.
I wasn't expecting that ending but it was absolutely effing legendary
I could see a kid reading the ad for Dr.Pepper/ DK 64 and thinks of something like this:
Kid (with imagination): "I got DK64 and I can't wait to beat this game. I will now drink a ice cold Dr.Pepper so I can instantly beat the game." Drinks it, Onomatopoeia appears that shows a fist punching the game referring that the game is beaten in an instant, kid smiles and gets rid of game.
Kid (in reality): drinks Dr.Pepper while playing game and none of that stuff happens. Throws Dr.Pepper and DK 64 out the window in anger.
Somebody make a video out of this idea. All I want is credit for the idea. Nothing else.
Damn Johnny you just knocked it out of the park with this video, how you managed to get your points across and still put a lot of humor and that ending, fucking glorious
That ending was the best cap off to this review. Happy Holidays John.
48:11-48:18 Again, this is *why* your videos are a treat. 🤣
I keep coming back to this video just to watch the rap at the end
I loved the song hell the first piece of the lyrics fits with anything 😂🤣
Well, that certainly sounded like a completionist nightmare. That rap at the end was amazingly hilarious though.
Also, what game do you think is worse to fully complete, DK64 or Crash 4?
Johnny didn't review this game, we just watch his fever dream after he drank too much Dr. Pepper an Vodka
You probably need a new ac source for you N64 if it's a bit loose if you nudge it it'll cut off. I had the same problem with my original power cord
When you want to get into heaven, but the mighty B. Locker requires 50 golden bananas.
Playing this game reminded me of Banjo-Kazooie but at least in that game, you controlled a singular character. Can you imagine finishing Rusty Bucket Bay or Click Clock Wood five times just to 100% the level?
Not even joking here... Johnny's DK rap fuckin' SLAPS.
Almost as hard as I wanna slap DK.
8:39 He's one hell of a guy
😄😄
46:06 The perfectly timed Dr. Pepper burp got me
the pain, the suffering it was worth it for that ending
20:38 funny you say because rare once asked a nsfw deviant art
Artist to draw banners for clanker saves the world arcade game in nuts and bolts
Don't know if it was confirmed or not but it's implied or atleast rumored that kiddy Kong grew up to be chonky kong
Can't believe I never noticed DKC 1 had the island in the shape of his head
It's too late to tell you this now, but you could have made the spinning maze easier with a screen kill as you enter the room. It would freeze the maze.
Taking a bit of weed was the best decision to see that ending!! xD
THIS WAS PRUE GOLD 45:18
worth it for that rap at the end lmao
I need that Johnny DK rap single
I swear everytime I come back to Johnny, his videos get calmer, and calmer, and calmer…..somewhat anyway. Lol
43:00 great, now I’m depressed
WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED THE SECOND COMING OF MARIO SUNSHINE!
Gotta pay respects to a fellow Chunky Kong appreciator
39:24 Yes, yes it would.
😇😇
imagine if you could just switch characters with the press of a button
This game prepared many for the future of collect-a-thon games and triggering OCD.
A lot of otherwise good games are hell to 100% complete.
Posting this while watching the video so I don't forget...
Donkey Kong 64 did not actually use the Expansion Pak for it's intended purpose, and does absolutely nothing to show what the Pak does. What actually happened was that there was a horrible game-breaking bug that would cause the game to crash, and for some strange reason that even the developers themselves still don't understand, the crash never happened when the Expansion Pak was added to the console used for testing. The final deadline to release the game was approaching, and they still couldn't figure out what was causing the crashing, so they decided instead of delaying the game and possibly still not finding the cause of the issue, it would be easier to simply bundle an Expansion Pak with every copy of the game and tell people that the game required it. (Which *technically* speaking, was true. Just not for the reasons they claimed) It was simpler to simply program in a check for the Expansion Pak and not let the game run at all until the thing was detected, and prevented people from encountering in-game crashes.
johnnys version was even better than the original dk rap......which i didn't know was possible, and if you needed a performance enhancer you should've had mountain dew and doritos.
That ending was just fucking glorious. Godspeed Johnny for all your work through DK64!
Victor McKnight is a god among men for helping Johnny make the ending. Like, holy shit, it's an amazing bow to tie the whole video together. XD
Yeah after collecting everything's you a get a special ending along with a funny bloopers of Donkey Kong 64 seeing slap stick montages.
I know right I was dying of laugher.
@@nathansheldrick959 Yeah a lol moments.
PicJ
I.
I think you owe it to yourself to play Diddy Kong Racing after this and have some fun again
NATHANIEL BANDY is here with us. 😊😊
He really should try to review DKR, yes.
Ya know..at least until you get to the final boss race anyway...yikes
Great to see you man
@@cardshockmasterb234 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!
The dedication to not only 101% this game but to spit bars for it, too. What a legend.
we should all be like him.
@@ddjsoyenby Fun Fact: You can use Lanky Kong's stretchy arms to ignore the B lockers, touch the portal and still enter the new world. However I don't think that was intentional, it might be an exploit.
Nice 48 minute part 1, John
Hey, the myth, the legend, Jesus himself, SPONS.
ITS THE BRICKS!
what do you mean part1?
Just wait for the part 2 Daddy Caddy, LOL.
Says mister hour+ long vids himself
48 minutes is the length of a single DK64 level.
and that’s just one of the 5 kongs
48 minutes? That's generous.
@@jess648 and 48 is also the number of items you have to collect in each level as each Kong.
@@colmhayes7750 true
@@SuperMSL and thats not even an over exaggeration lmao
Johnny's DK rap deserves to be an official part of the DK fandom lmao.
it's the greatest rap ever.
It deserves to be both it’s own video and officially on iTunes!
What about Brental Floss?
A real competitor to the Decayer App...
Fun fact: This game holds the Guinness World Record of having the most collectibles in a video game, which is 3,831 collectibles. I guess Rare can pat themselves on the back of getting that achievement.
YOU HEAR THAT ALL YOU LAZY F***S COMPLAINING ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF TROPHIES IN ARKHAM KNIGHT???
i'd be surprised if that's still the record with all of these ubisoft open world games that feel like they have a million collectibles, although 3821 is way too many still
@@ThirdXavier Ubisoft games can be mind-numbing and might feel like you're collecting 3,000 things but it's a seriously MASSIVE number if you think about it. Like I'll get exhausted counting to 300, nevermind 3000.
@@ThirdXavier probably individual items
@@fakenamerealchungus9851 and you need a total of 2000 to at least beat the game
Glad Johnny has officially survived through the magnum opus of 3D collectathons .
Definitely need to see him complete banjo kazooie
@@beegamvs8929 and Spyro the Dragon
Did he complete Banjo Kazooie?
@@Neochrono I don't think he played it yet
@@beegamvs8929 You're correct. He said this game was his first Rare 3D platformer. I'm sure those are coming up though.
The Johnny rendition of the DK rap might just be the greatest thing on UA-cam
I demand someone make that into a standalone video.
unironic banger
I was caught off guard when I saw that but it was hilarious
Based
It was truly amazing
You know you're in for a "Johnny Vs." treat when he starts pulling out the alcohol not even halfway in.
Alcohol thats way stronger lol.
This game played a huge role in my childhood. The orphanage I stayed in had a N64 with no memory card, but this game was the only game that maintained a save file and it was so fun!
hope you're doing good man, being an orphan is hard.
@@cyanified 💀 he's not an orphan anymore lmao
@@oogaboogie i worded it wrong didn't i
@@cyanified Yes
adopte-
Seeing Elliot and Matt again is such a treat. Also, God have mercy on you John for completing that behemoth.
Oh my god, that ending had me in stitches Johnny. Hats off to everyone for THAT reality
I don't know if you knew, but the rainbow coin at 29:37 is actually one that was not publicly found for so long. It wasn't in any known guide and the 100% collectibles speedrun did not include it until someone found it a few years ago
That tremor you felt upon this video's release? That was the sound of thousands of completionist gamers shuddering from the memory of how long it took to get every collectible in DK64.
Did you also have trouble with getting the Nintendo coin/Golden Banana from the Donkey Kong cabinet?
They discovered a hidden rainbow coin 17 years after it was released. Gamers never 100% this game.
It took me 22 hours & 8 minutes to 101% complete the game.
I did longer things, it's really overblown.
Funfact: My Dad brought this game when I was 14 for my Birthday.
I stopped playing after I got stuck on the Donkey Kong Minigame.
I finally completed it.
WHEN I WAS 26!
God, the journey into madness in this is so good.
17:56 "It's the constant back and forth that got under my skin (but little did I _fuckin_ know...)
18:20 "Since the quota isn't very high [...] this gives you a healthy degree of freedom [...] just for the sake of moving on- but I'm not just moving on, aren't I?" *crushes can*
21:32 *vine boom* "And there, right then and there did I see the big, IMMEDIATE problem. It was like a cosmic explosion going off in my brain."
22:45 "Lanky doesn't ask for much either. As soon as you do that though- uhp! Now, *their* collectibles are available and now the world was COVERED in bananas, coins, and balloons in all flavors. It's all coming together now. Starting to see the bigger picture."
24:51 "I won by a hare- _ba-dum tsss_ Eat shit you jerk *explosion* "
25:17 "You can win first place by a mile but that shit won't count if you didn't collect enough tokens. Oh, what the fuck is that about? A race should just be a race. Adding a required collectible on top of that is just overstuffing the challenge with needless _shit._ "
27:19 "When I also discovered that I can hold my altitude in place with the Z-Button, that made things a lot better- for turning especially, but I didn't find that out for myself until the end of the game. I don't know, did Cranky say I could do that one I first got this? I need to look back a the footage." *checks footage* "Oh fuck, he did, I'm just blind... _nervous chuckling* Clearly I'm not drinking enough of this shit. [DUMBASS]"
27:42 "And now the gang's all here and now my pain truly begins. You like classic Donkey Kong? How about completing the entirety of classic Donkey King with one life to get a mandatory collectible. Twice. I get respecting the classic, but what the _hell_ were they thinking? They do this kind of shit twice! Once you enough banana medals, Cranky lets you play 'Jetpack' [...] and getting a high score is mandatory to finish the game! Good God."
29:26 "That's the thing about Donkey Kong 64- like the number of collectibles is high, sure, and- *exhaustion sets in* there's a lot of collectibles."
30:14 *takes picture of banana fairy - not visible in photo - gets credit anyways* _exhausted_ "Whatever..."
31:22 "What this results in- basically replaying all these worlds front to back _five fucking times,_ one for each Kong- because the collectibles are fucking scattered! They're everywhere!"
32:35 "And when I saw I was 10 bananas off the max, I was just like 'It's a fuckin' balloon, I know it's a fuckin' balloon!'"
35:13 "Crystal Caves, I think by this point I was numb."
36:06 "At least this obnoxious journey had a silver lining, but that damage was already done." *lovingly pours more alcohol*
And then, of course, where it all comes to a boil, starting around 45:00 and Johnny just finally embraces the madness. Beautiful.
Your thumbnail artist absolutely kills it. Taking the collectibles (the aspect EVERYONE complains about with this game) and framing DK to look so triumphant and powerful in front of them is awesome.
Johnny did an actual parody of the DK Rap... out of his bitter experience of completion. Yes, he had help from Victor McKnight, but even still. Beautiful.
😭👌👏👏👏
Johnny's gonna need a "I survived DK64" shirt
"The surviving member of the DK Crew"
@@LARKXHIN Well Wrinkly sure ain't getting that shirt.
Let's send him one. Does this man have a PO box?
Wait, he survived DK64 and all you want to give him is a "lousy t-shirt?"
Have you not plate banjo tooie? Jesus Christ I still have ptsd
This man made me lie on camera. He had a coconut gun aimed at my back, I had no choice.
The rainbow coin you got at 29:37 was completely miss by most people until 2017. 100% speedrun records of the game had to be redone because nobody knew it was there.
Actually, that's a common misconception.
Although the story about that specific rainbow coin being undiscovered by the community until 2017 is true, the idea that it affected 100% speedrun isn't, as (thankfully for speedrunner's sake), the Full Completion category for DK64's speedruns do not track Banana Coins, only Golden Bananas, Banana Medals, Banana Fairies, the Battle Crowns, the Keys and the Nintendo Coin and Rareware Coin.
So they are allowed to select which Banana Coins they grab (As well as which bananas, since the Banana Medals only require 75% of any stage's bananas, and not 100%)
@@BlackINKim ah, my mistake. Thanks for the info!
@@BlackINKim Actually there are also other categories like collect absolutely everything and this was obviously affected.
oh man, that DK rap at the end made me laugh harder than I have in ages. I love it.
The way that he worked in “fkin disgrace” was masterfully done
The Elliot and Matt cameo Brightened my day up so much, glad to see the Chao beater is doing fine!
Wait, that was him with the Heihachi hairdo?
@@goldskarr Yep yep!
@@pyromaniacforhire what happened to him
@@dayknight03 Nothing. He's just working and getting older.
Matt looks like a homeless man. Still love him tho.
Quick note about Dixie and Kiddy:
The game initially only used DKC1 characters. This changed later on, adding abilities from later games or environments for example. By the time they considered adding Dixie and Kiddy, the game was almost completed and just created relatives. (Tiny Kong being Dixies sister and Chunky being Kiddy’s older brother)
And then there's Wrinkly, she's dead.
@@autobotstarscream765 and so is chunky because this the last game we ever see him on. Like really he got the geno treatment.
This makes no sense, how is designing and adding 2 new characters different than just including Didie and Kiddy?
Also originally Donkey and Diddy used realistic guns
@@19Szabolcs91 Maybe Rare replaced Dixie with Tiny because they wanted another two legged character on the team and wanted Diddy and Lanky to be the only quadrupeds here???
This is an instant SomecallmeJohnny classic especially with that ending rap
Seeing Matt is like seeing an old friend, I miss him
Agreed
Well good news from the future! Lol sgb is back in full force~
This might just be Johnny's best episode on the Dr. Pepper jokes alone.
This video has a lot of creative passion poured into it like the whole Donkey Kong series retrospective has been getting by Somecallmejohnny, and it warms my heart that he has a banger of an ending with the fitting DK Rap. Well done
yeah, makes it seem like he actually played the game and was just as frustrated as people back then when it first came out lol
That surprise ending is now officially one of my favorite moments from this channel.
This is now the canon DK Rap and you cannot change my mind.
I feel like Lewis' editing is becoming better and better with each video, I really admire your work as a duo u guys! And mad props to Victor for the bonkers rap
Edit: Well looking at the credits this wad edited by Johnny himself actually.. well oopsie
My god, that DK rap.... I have no words - just wow!
It wasn’t improvised he wrote it???
I love longer Somecallmejohnny reviews...
The way you articulate (and act out) your suffering in big games is so entertaining.
Visual gags for gaming UA-camrs are always a treat. Johnny's got some of my favorites.
@@raziyatheseeker his sense of comedic timing is top-notch. I feel like no one talks about it as a selling point, but it's really one of the best parts.
Wow I can’t believe Johnny finished DK64, and had the time to record his own obituary since it took a lifetime probably! Appreciate the dedication fr
"Keep that shit to yourself." The look on Johnny's face had me ☠
the look on his face reiterated the words as they were said.
But are we allowed to talk about the Mermaid?
"Dr pepper give me money!" Took me out 🤣
To this day, still one of my all-time favorite Donkey Kong games.
Glad to see I’m not the only one here
I loved the Multi Player 🤣 I remember opening this game on My Birthday 🎉 so many good memories.
Same here! I still revisit it from time to time.
P.S. OH, BANANA!
@@moroseloki1912 Yes I'm so glad he at least tried the multiplayer because it is genuinely amazing
I don't want to ruin the 64 likes
The swap anywhere mod is an absolute must, changes the entire vibe from tedious to fun again.
I was gonna ask if there was a hack where you could switch kongs on the fly so that’s good to know
There a way I can install that shit on Mobile? I got an Android Phone.
@@TheAzureNightmare most likely you can patch it with an ips file or xdelta. Android apps can do that for you
@@TheAzureNightmare Yep, just played through it myself with a razer kishi.
The swap anywhere mod kind of just illustrates how every kong is exactly the same tbh. It also invalidates a few specific elements like areas only accessible to one Kong and needing to find an alternate way in you open up later.
A lot of areas are gated off by the *same* mechanic, like a simian slam pad or a gun panel, which are simply arbitrarily coded for a specific Kong rather than actually different mechanics like Tiny being able to reach platforms the furthest away.
I have some memories with this one. When I was 5 in 2008, my dad had a save that was 101% complete. He never taught me to actually start the game, so when I went to select a file to play, I actually deleted his save. I’ve played it on and off for years but I don’t think I’ll ever reach that percentage.
Wait… and he let you live afterwards..?
Bravo, man.
@@ViltrumiteIsRite99 he has said since that day that if I ever get close to completing a game he will delete the save, and I can’t blame him
@@Unironic_Plant_Main So I imagine all of your games are sitting at 69%, for the memes but mainly, to keep dad away from your save files LOL
My favorite fun fact about this game is DK and Diddy used actual guns in beta builds and Miyamoto saw that and got scared.
So that explains why Miyamoto immediately insisted before anything started that Mario Rabbids had no real guns
This is one of those games I enjoy THINKING about playing more than actually playing it.
An interesting fact about the game having an expansion pack is that the game was originally planned to release without needing one, but Rare had a game-breaking glitch with the game that the pack somehow fixed, running low on time they had no choice but to incorporate the pack & even decided to bundle it with the game, indeed costing them a pretty penny.
it was a memory leak. the expansion pack didn't fix it, having twice as much memory just made it take much longer for it to crash the game.
@@poudink5791late but what was used for is the vertex lighting
I'm writting this as I'm watching the video but man, I've been waiting for years for this review to finally happen ; 8 of them to be exact. But it's here ; it's finally here! My favourite video game of all time reviewed by my favourite reviewer on UA-cam ; it's a great feeling of hapiness inside. I'll know later during the video about Johnny's opinion about the game but regardless if it's a positive or a negative one, I'm still happy that it happened. Many thanks, Johnny!
Another case of: watching John drink to fully complete Mario Sunshine when I was a kid to, watching him drink to fully complete DK64 now. Life really does come full circle in many ways lol
Hey John, been a fan of the channel since 2011, just wanted to let you know that I’m super impressed with your growth as a creator over the years. You put a lot of time into your reviews and they always hit the right points while staying lighthearted. Much love, keep doing what you do.
Ah, yes, Donkey Kong 64, the original completionist's nightmare, and might be the reason why we haven't seen another 3D Donkey Kong outing since then.
However, with 3D Platformers making quite the resurgence over the last few years, it might be time for the DK Crew to get back into action...just without having to collect so much stuff, hopefully.
Honestly, just cut down the playable characters to just three (DK, Diddy, and Dixie) and be able to swap characters on the fly, and it'll be a much smoother experience.
I haven't laughed so hard in so long. Around the 35 minute mark where you have the footage of Tiny getting the banana fairy and you hear the enemy approaching and immediately hitting you man that takes me back. Of all the playthroughs I've ever done that happens every single time.
I can't help but imagine how hilariously insane an SGB Let's Play of this game would be if they had to switch players every time they change Kongs:
DK = Johnny
Diddy = Elliot
Lanky = Mark/Uncle Greg
Tiny = Sabrina
Chunky = Matt
Cranky = Uncle
that would have been great to see.
Ya gave Elliot the one with the janky jetpack controls. Because as we know, Elliot does spectacularly with vehicles in games.
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 Diddy Kong: Arson
@@darthyamideathbringer OH NO! I hear a hyena coming. He's saying four words on repeat. What are they?
BURN TO THE GROUND!
Ending off this video with your DK rap is just fantastic. Also, I remember DK64 multiplayer being hella fun back in the day. And hiding in the invisible walls to catch my friends and cousins off guard. They caught me too tho lol
Holy fuck that ending song tho I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
Huge props for 100%'ing this monster Johnny, I still get PTSD just thinking about all the hours I put into it 20+ years ago XD
Videos like these are why you are my unchallenged king of UA-camrs, Johnny.
Johnny you have NO idea on how much I was laughing from this whole video, it got to the point where my head was hurting from laughing a lot! That moment of you and your pals playing multiplayer, and THAT FUCKING JOHNNY RAP AT THE END, MY GOD DUDE, GET SOME REST MAN YOU EARNED IT!
That ending killed me with laughter, it was pure gold. Great review as always too.
One of his best. Definitely worth the wait
48 minutes? Well, I can’t complain with more Johnny content.
This is one of those games with the best love/hate relationship, I picked this game up from a friend of mine back in middle school, and it's one of my favorites of all time. It would be great to get a remake of this game that cuts out all the needless backtracking and fixes up the aiming controls, plus letting us collect things without color coding the collectibles to specific Kongs. I wonder how they would change up the DK Rap though?
Don't change the rap it's perfection.
The dk rap is super hilarious, had me laughing like a maniac