YouTube's Worst Chef

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  • @ulipeterson6112
    @ulipeterson6112 4 роки тому +2895

    her son surely must have one of the toughest stomachs ever.

    • @gobme
      @gobme 4 роки тому +33

      Especially for their dads special milk

    • @Meow47-o6l
      @Meow47-o6l 4 роки тому +113

      I'm pretty sure her son has diarrhea daily.

    • @fanabot4048
      @fanabot4048 4 роки тому +56

      stomachs AND tastebuds

    • @thomasmacdonough288
      @thomasmacdonough288 4 роки тому +58

      How the hell did he not starve to death before 5?

    • @emethysthe
      @emethysthe 4 роки тому +49

      He is immune to Covid-19

  • @Dannibird
    @Dannibird 4 роки тому +787

    I love how she does things opposite with the soups. She boils the meat and pan frys the pasta lmao

    • @warpeace4058
      @warpeace4058 3 роки тому +30

      She also bakes dry pasta in the oven🤣!

    • @suelamborja9010
      @suelamborja9010 3 роки тому +14

      It's Kay's way!!!

    • @RockApe_
      @RockApe_ 3 роки тому +19

      She sits on the tv and watches the sofa

    • @korbyncamilo4789
      @korbyncamilo4789 3 роки тому

      A tip : watch series at flixzone. Been using it for watching lots of of movies during the lockdown.

    • @hezekiahpedro6596
      @hezekiahpedro6596 3 роки тому

      @Korbyn Camilo Yup, been using flixzone} for months myself =)

  • @Ben-vv8np
    @Ben-vv8np 4 роки тому +3157

    this woman is the embodiment of a school lunch lady

    • @novabonk
      @novabonk 4 роки тому +116

      This woman is the goddess of school lunch ladies.

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 4 роки тому +84

      this woman looks *down* on the goddess of school lunch ladies.

    • @coronabird192
      @coronabird192 4 роки тому +18

      We call them dinner ladies in England, or at least we did when I was at school.

    • @NaomiOdinson
      @NaomiOdinson 4 роки тому +20

      Shiiiieeetttt lunch ladies can do better than this.

    • @-spooder-1178
      @-spooder-1178 4 роки тому +1

      Yes Ben...yes😂

  • @kneesdown3701
    @kneesdown3701 4 роки тому +426

    She is NEVER going to get the fish taste out of her blender.

    • @RanchMonarch
      @RanchMonarch 3 роки тому +35

      @Edgy Boi Do you know what fish smells like? That shit don't leave no matter how much you deep clean it.

    • @leatheryfoot6354
      @leatheryfoot6354 3 роки тому +1

      @Edgy Boi r/woosh

    • @midnightblues9895
      @midnightblues9895 3 роки тому +19

      some guy called "edgy boi" deleted his own comment out of shame

    • @parkergrantski2885
      @parkergrantski2885 3 роки тому +1

      I guarantee she would never notice anyways

    • @jo-annewinmill5919
      @jo-annewinmill5919 3 роки тому

      Tip hot water washing up liquid blend it try it then get back to me

  • @endertheportal3520
    @endertheportal3520 4 роки тому +199

    The food looks like something out of a Resident Evil game

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 3 роки тому +14

      Everything in her videos including herself looks like the family from RE 7 plus she is a racist. Maybe Koshi Nakanishi got his inspiration from her channel^^

    • @prestonalldredge4242
      @prestonalldredge4242 3 роки тому

      Because it is

    • @wavleoo
      @wavleoo 3 роки тому +2

      nah it looks like fallout food

    • @ThatScootFanboy
      @ThatScootFanboy 3 роки тому +4

      Yes! I couldn't help but think it looks like the stove-top food from Resident Evil 4.

    • @snipes1000
      @snipes1000 3 роки тому

      @@ZombieMiezz she’s racist?

  • @phoebe-peebeeya
    @phoebe-peebeeya 4 роки тому +2805

    She’s active she has a new account

  • @AR-uv3ti
    @AR-uv3ti 4 роки тому +829

    She’s so wholesome but damn that cooking tho😭

    • @ilikefood1609
      @ilikefood1609 4 роки тому +48

      Not wholesome in reality but in the videos she seems wholesome

    • @ilikefood1609
      @ilikefood1609 4 роки тому +75

      Agros Leite she’s racist and has been arrested for pissing in a parking garage, there’s probably more that I haven’t heard about

    • @OwOdeputy
      @OwOdeputy 4 роки тому +11

      @@ilikefood1609 ik im late, but really?? where can i find this

    • @ilikefood1609
      @ilikefood1609 4 роки тому +41

      Alduin Cat she goes on racist rants on facebook or something and idk where you can find the other thing, sorry dude

    • @marleye3823
      @marleye3823 4 роки тому +25

      Just hang around in random parking garages in her area.
      You too can bear witness

  • @chamberlainmhmmm1407
    @chamberlainmhmmm1407 4 роки тому +1518

    when you laugh at a person but spend half of the vid thinking "piss take" is a sauc

  • @sammcburney148
    @sammcburney148 4 роки тому +122

    "This is probably how you do it."
    No. That is not how you make Creme brulee

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 4 роки тому +11

      It looked like prolapsed buttholes lmao

  • @Masfugo
    @Masfugo 4 роки тому +125

    it's physically painful watching this
    I can't. when she blend those fishes.. my god

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 3 роки тому +3

      You already know that blender's gonna smell for a long time

  • @CC-yh2yq
    @CC-yh2yq 4 роки тому +374

    I’m from the UK and my flatmates cook exactly like this.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 4 роки тому +8

      WHY?

    • @valerietheodore1688
      @valerietheodore1688 3 роки тому +51

      So there are people that legit cook like this? And im so sorry.

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 роки тому +9

      You should move out of there chief

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 3 роки тому +1

      Flatten me plzzzz😍😍😍😍😍

    • @J03TC
      @J03TC 3 роки тому +6

      @@bungiecrimes7247 wtf

  • @srslydoatm9251
    @srslydoatm9251 4 роки тому +1597

    Her dishes are what appears in Gordon Ramsey's night terrors

    • @Liam-wn1li
      @Liam-wn1li 4 роки тому +48

      She’s the lord of lunch ladies

    • @Werhgrjdtvrykum
      @Werhgrjdtvrykum 4 роки тому +6

      Isnt it nightmare

    • @NotLawBDO
      @NotLawBDO 4 роки тому +28

      Shes the one Gordon Ramsay prays at night to dispel

    • @Azrael42016
      @Azrael42016 4 роки тому +9

      Butter On Bread night terrors are worse then nightmares

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 4 роки тому +20

      Now THATS a kitchen nightmare

  • @MaidRabbitGore
    @MaidRabbitGore 4 роки тому +1498

    *Plot twist*: her food actually tastes outstanding like nothing anyone has ever had before

    • @suchamoodright4902
      @suchamoodright4902 4 роки тому +10

      Nai tress lol

    • @nicolederhone7847
      @nicolederhone7847 4 роки тому +261

      I'm absolutely positive that everything she makes tastes like nothing I've ever had before.

    • @catmanlol
      @catmanlol 4 роки тому +65

      Plot twist, your taste buds are broken

    • @happydawg2663
      @happydawg2663 4 роки тому +1

      Nope

    • @FoulestPanda
      @FoulestPanda 4 роки тому +24

      It’s like that one episode or Futurama where Bender was a horrible chef until he got a magic liquid from a famous chef lol

  • @alvinho7945
    @alvinho7945 4 роки тому +54

    Mom: Why don't you ever eat the school's food?
    The school's lunch lady making the food:

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 3 роки тому +61

    That blended fish just looks like someone blew their brains out into a pot.

    • @prestonalldredge4242
      @prestonalldredge4242 3 роки тому +3

      Its like liquid spam

    • @sameatedcheese
      @sameatedcheese 3 роки тому +4

      @@prestonalldredge4242 the idea of liquid spam will haunt my dreams until the day I die

  • @adamgarr8492
    @adamgarr8492 4 роки тому +548

    She has a new account it’s just named ‘kay’s cooking’

    • @yoshikagekira3710
      @yoshikagekira3710 4 роки тому +4

      Adam Garr bruh

    • @M4l3kdaFreak
      @M4l3kdaFreak 4 роки тому +1

      Now that's epic

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 4 роки тому +2

      had to correct the typo right? lmaoooo this is the most boomer moment of all time

    • @allison9178
      @allison9178 4 роки тому +1

      It should be “Kay’s Food Experiments” LMAO 😂

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 4 роки тому +356

    Somewhere an Italian chef is crying and has no idea why.

    • @stephnes2505
      @stephnes2505 4 роки тому

      Usa mabaho
      You say we eat trash when Asia is the only place eating live duck embryos, alright then

    • @blanktemplate4415
      @blanktemplate4415 4 роки тому

      @Usa mabaho sukot ka

    • @stephnes2505
      @stephnes2505 4 роки тому +1

      Usa mabaho Tf does ‘on stop” even mean

    • @chrisandrew7577
      @chrisandrew7577 Рік тому

      Vincenzo's Plate

  • @mrrobinson7943
    @mrrobinson7943 4 роки тому +1244

    I’m from England and none of this is normal for us either

    • @heydoeradio7298
      @heydoeradio7298 4 роки тому +104

      But we have all known one of her

    • @scottberryman9254
      @scottberryman9254 4 роки тому +19

      It is definitely not a thing in England.

    • @user-sv5kt8qz3v
      @user-sv5kt8qz3v 4 роки тому +5

      Spoopy Doc lets go England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @izzydavidson7329
      @izzydavidson7329 4 роки тому +34

      I can vouch for this. It's closer to school food than anything else 😂

    • @izzydavidson7329
      @izzydavidson7329 4 роки тому +35

      @@xivliv oh yeah the ingredients are common but she isn't too good at cooking did you watch the video all that food could taste great if done well

  • @wl20309
    @wl20309 4 роки тому +18

    Its genuinely impressive how she manages to fuck up the most simple things everytime without fail

  • @sverrg
    @sverrg 3 роки тому +54

    "Mince meat needs an hour" - you guys missed the best part. She says she boils that shit for an hour on top heat!

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 4 роки тому +379

    Plot twist: she's been trying to poison her son with witch spells since birth.

    • @thatgirlwithbangs
      @thatgirlwithbangs 4 роки тому +8

      Both of these comments made me laugh so hard

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 3 роки тому +1

      Except she accidently gave him an Iron stomach spell with her first meal

  • @seafloamyuwu6046
    @seafloamyuwu6046 4 роки тому +455

    This woman's cooking makes my school's burritos look half edible.

  • @sourcream.and.opiates
    @sourcream.and.opiates 4 роки тому +221

    all Lee ever has to say ever: "It's noice, the garlic is cruhnchay"

    • @princesskatelynrose
      @princesskatelynrose 4 роки тому +5

      yaboiandrea this has me weak

    • @fairlyvague82
      @fairlyvague82 4 роки тому +2

      yaboiandrea he isn’t a Brum

    • @ajaxlewis7664
      @ajaxlewis7664 4 роки тому +20

      @yaboiandrea Let me correct your comment. "It's naas, it's cruncheh" there you go, buddy.

    • @RealiTeaV
      @RealiTeaV 4 роки тому +1

      Lmmfao read that shit in his voice

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 2 роки тому +1

      @@ajaxlewis7664 there's the proper accent! 👌

  • @belles9088
    @belles9088 3 роки тому +53

    My dad says spam is made of exclusively the lips and buttholes of raccoons and I believe him

  • @strawberrii96
    @strawberrii96 4 роки тому +90

    Me: "Oh wow those fries actually look good."
    Her: (Adds the beans)
    Me: "Oh noo."

  • @kassyllovely
    @kassyllovely 4 роки тому +1471

    Spoiler: she says in a Q&A that she just likes the Iron Maiden shirts but has never and will never listen to their music. Also, I read she got arrested for pissing in a parking garage. Also she does have a current cooking channel, only seemingly a bit burnt out. I was steady obsessed watching these videos drinking one night. Haha 🤣

    • @bendoswrk5166
      @bendoswrk5166 4 роки тому +31

      What was her other channel?

    • @aqua4426
      @aqua4426 4 роки тому +6

      @@bendoswrk5166 we need the info

    • @umbranmierex2413
      @umbranmierex2413 4 роки тому +16

      Just look up kays cooking and itll be the second channel 💘

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 4 роки тому +44

      This lady boils ground beef. No water on the pasta. She called that abomination "lasagna". Even millenials can cook better than this

    • @Happy-Pansexual-Imp
      @Happy-Pansexual-Imp 4 роки тому +63

      David T ok boomer

  • @LordryuRevived
    @LordryuRevived 4 роки тому +258

    Kay overcooks her food, and Jack undercooks it. Two spectrums of Gordon Ramsay's nightmare.

    • @WhtnyRs
      @WhtnyRs 4 роки тому +6

      Jack also reviews things by using them incorrectly and then ripping on the product. At least Kay hasnt done that lol

    • @m.n.8850
      @m.n.8850 4 роки тому +1

      Who's jack?

    • @filipmijuskovic944
      @filipmijuskovic944 4 роки тому +1

      M. N. His channel is called “Cooking with Jack show”

  • @JxTime333
    @JxTime333 4 роки тому +380

    I would pay, if Gordon Ramsay's react to Kays Cooking

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 3 роки тому +21

      Joel Scheen Are you trying to kill the man?!

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 3 роки тому +8

      What could he possibly say? “What are you doing you fuckin donut? DONKEY! WRONG!”

    • @tracerjames51
      @tracerjames51 3 роки тому +8

      he would either puke immediately or go on an unstoppable rampage

    • @BasileosHerodou
      @BasileosHerodou 3 роки тому +3

      @@tracerjames51 he would bow down to the more superior chef

    • @parkergrantski2885
      @parkergrantski2885 3 роки тому

      @@BasileosHerodou exactly

  • @Ksryn-k3y
    @Ksryn-k3y 3 роки тому +92

    This was exactly what we discussed in class today. And no, it’s not a cooking class.....It was a psychology class 😬

    • @midnightblues9895
      @midnightblues9895 3 роки тому +4

      LMAOO underrated commen

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 2 роки тому

      Wait, what study that your class doing when this video broadcasted in there?! I wouldn't guess further for that...

  • @trueblue2714
    @trueblue2714 4 роки тому +38

    I watched this while eating my dinner. I'm glad it stayed down.

    • @bearpawz_
      @bearpawz_ 3 роки тому

      I know.. I was eating a grilled cheese and had to put this thing on pause till I'm done.. 😆

  • @screaminghoop9658
    @screaminghoop9658 4 роки тому +179

    Accurate title: Struggle meals with Kay

    • @thin_white_duke1
      @thin_white_duke1 4 роки тому +4

      screaming hoop her meals look way worse than food from depression era

    • @RealiTeaV
      @RealiTeaV 4 роки тому +5

      Most struggle meals look better than this 😂

  • @sewerspitz
    @sewerspitz 4 роки тому +636

    pig : _thinks pisstake means something to do with the food_
    me: *_laughs in british_*

    • @emmaxx2529
      @emmaxx2529 4 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣 I’m glad they finally googled it

    • @kc3654
      @kc3654 4 роки тому +6

      🤭☝🏽happy to be a BRIT right now

    • @MelonDoesStuff
      @MelonDoesStuff 4 роки тому +27

      Me: Laughs as someone who knows barely more than what’s from doctor who but still somehow knew what pisstake means. Seriously it takes like almost no knowledge of British media to understand some of these terms she uses, I don’t get what their problem is.

    • @sewerspitz
      @sewerspitz 4 роки тому +2

      @@MelonDoesStuff pfft-

    • @ermacjones4821
      @ermacjones4821 4 роки тому +11

      Me: Laughs at the British, because you suck.

  • @ASTRANOMICON
    @ASTRANOMICON 4 роки тому +112

    i love how the monty python's flying circus theme plays when she's cooking the spam dish

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe she is just Terry Gilliam in a wig, scrambling money for his new movie on UA-cam.

  • @HalfLifeOfHumanity
    @HalfLifeOfHumanity 4 роки тому +43

    its always jarring to see how good Kay's french fries/"chips" look when compared to everything else she cooks.. But then i remember she owns a deep fryer which makes it impossible for them to come out bad.

  • @NumberOneGeek
    @NumberOneGeek 4 роки тому +35

    Honestly, every time she uses a metal spoon with a non stick pan...

  • @safakr7337
    @safakr7337 4 роки тому +530

    She looks like such a nice lady and she's so passionate about cooking I'd get food poisoning for her no problem

    • @skullkid6439
      @skullkid6439 4 роки тому +54

      Until u find out that she’s actually a bad person

    • @MrStupidfresh1
      @MrStupidfresh1 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly same, we’ve got enough employees

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 роки тому +20

      @@skullkid6439 Yeah, isn't she a racist or something?

    • @upyours83yearsago32
      @upyours83yearsago32 4 роки тому +2

      @@skullkid6439 lol

    • @banane2279
      @banane2279 4 роки тому +19

      She pissed in a parking garage ykno

  • @thisistheend_777
    @thisistheend_777 4 роки тому +458

    when she starts her videos she looks like she's standing inside a bathroom, near a door.

    • @evelinavoltolini6219
      @evelinavoltolini6219 4 роки тому +23

      Swishas NKush she’s also cooking in one apparently

    • @thin_white_duke1
      @thin_white_duke1 4 роки тому +13

      Swishas NKush to save money she uses toilet water

    • @tacoborg7088
      @tacoborg7088 4 роки тому +7

      I would be near the bathroom if I had to eat that slop.

    • @rachelgawrysiakschwister2982
      @rachelgawrysiakschwister2982 4 роки тому +1

      Love these comments lol.... I feel every one of them!! ✌️🤟😊😊

    • @stormlecat6421
      @stormlecat6421 4 роки тому

      Kitchens are pretty wee in the uk

  • @AR-bo5ve
    @AR-bo5ve 4 роки тому +244

    As a Brit, listening to you guys trying to decipher "piss take" reminds me of Kanye West in the gay fish episode. Haha.

  • @madennlefloch8627
    @madennlefloch8627 3 роки тому +12

    8:00 " oh... Hear that sizzle ? That means the heat is a little too high on those eggs.." Charles Boyle, mouthfeel connoisseur

  • @frankallen3634
    @frankallen3634 4 роки тому +31

    I always root for her to succeed everytime I watch her. She needs to come back we need her recipes

  • @shock77772
    @shock77772 4 роки тому +70

    "Alright now let's laugh at her"
    I spat out my soda

  • @fwomp
    @fwomp 4 роки тому +76

    she looks like a witcher 3 npc, just wait before she starts talking about how her husband got snatched up by a goddamn forktail or whatever

  • @kymmoore853
    @kymmoore853 4 роки тому +120

    I think she may be trying to kill her son.

    • @giornogiovanna3311
      @giornogiovanna3311 4 роки тому +15

      Kym Moore shes probably making her son resistance to any kind of diseases

    • @kymmoore853
      @kymmoore853 4 роки тому +12

      Giorno Giovanna if that’s the case I should think that, by now, he *is* the cure for Covid 😂

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 4 роки тому +6

      Plot twist: he's immortal

  • @aliyahabrahams
    @aliyahabrahams 3 роки тому +25

    She should just change her channel name to “Piss Take Cooking”. The fact that she’s somewhat self-aware (even if just a little bit) makes it so much better.

    • @compulsiverambler1352
      @compulsiverambler1352 3 роки тому +1

      When she says "piss-take", she probably just means quick and lazy, like the simple cheese on cracker and the packet ramen. It has several different slang meanings and that is the only one of them that makes sense when you compare the food she applies the term to with the food that she doesn't.

  • @smithwenzel
    @smithwenzel 4 роки тому +24

    I would actually prefer school lunch over this lady’s cooking

    • @briangaron7609
      @briangaron7609 3 роки тому +2

      Dude I would prefer eating off my neighbor's dirty dinner plates from this. I would pray for a nice tray of prison food. I would vomit up whatever is already in my stomach and eat it over again over this.

  • @gamewarrior666
    @gamewarrior666 4 роки тому +99

    the background music is really sending me mixed signals. and the volume is allover the place.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +140

    _Nino wants to know your location_

  • @abigreaves1751
    @abigreaves1751 4 роки тому +42

    Just checked out a couple of her new videos and she seems so sad lately :( some of the comments are horrible as well, and it's awful to see as she seems like a sweet lady. Would be great for everyone to go and give her some love!

    • @siddharthbiswa1218
      @siddharthbiswa1218 4 роки тому +3

      What's her channel name... She seems to be passionate about cooking and I won't mind tasting her recipe... But I won't be mean or harsh on her... It's really sad to see people making fun of her

    • @jonathanbarr5823
      @jonathanbarr5823 4 роки тому +3

      @@siddharthbiswa1218 Kays Cooking I think, no apostrophe

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly she has no right to make cooking videos if shes making ramen tutorials. Some things are better left dead.

  • @trulybritish1961
    @trulybritish1961 4 роки тому +44

    Fun fact: alot of older people in the uk use a lot of onion and don't drain fat ect because it was too much of a waste when they where growing up, and vegetables like onions where the cheapest, so they where used alot to bulk meals up.

    • @crooked9210
      @crooked9210 3 роки тому +5

      British food and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    • @trulybritish1961
      @trulybritish1961 3 роки тому +1

      @@crooked9210 well that's just a terrible stereotype...

    • @crooked9210
      @crooked9210 3 роки тому +7

      @@trulybritish1961 beans on toast is a normal thing there. That's vile

    • @trulybritish1961
      @trulybritish1961 3 роки тому +1

      @@crooked9210 ah i see.. based on one dish you would find disgusting that makes our entire selection of food crap... come on man grow up. Also depending on where your from beans can be very different..

    • @crooked9210
      @crooked9210 3 роки тому +7

      @@trulybritish1961 British "people" will say anything to excuse their lack of taste

  • @lilywolfess428
    @lilywolfess428 4 роки тому +10

    That "soup" looked like something straight out of Resident Evil 7!

  • @krisnaga91
    @krisnaga91 4 роки тому +109

    elvis said "musky meat water" dont ever say that again we do not need that to become a thing LMAO

  • @gretahunt4401
    @gretahunt4401 4 роки тому +51

    I live in UK and boiling minced meat is not a custom- thank god! The English aren't known for brilliant culinary traditions but this is a whole another level of gross! At least she acknowledges that she is taking the piss (making a mockery of) out of actual cooking shows.

    • @yourneighborhooddeadpool488
      @yourneighborhooddeadpool488 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly just looking at boiled beef makes me want to smash my head with a plate.

    • @gretahunt4401
      @gretahunt4401 4 роки тому +2

      @@yourneighborhooddeadpool488 me too mate, me too!

    • @ArCSelkie37
      @ArCSelkie37 3 роки тому +1

      tbf mince meat in a gravy like that isn't unheard of, she's just doing it in a rather odd way that makes it look shite.

  • @ccrane693
    @ccrane693 4 роки тому +94

    She redid the meatballs lmaoo and they're worse

    • @urmomdotcom4039
      @urmomdotcom4039 4 роки тому +11

      Dear god

    • @BollywoodBonanzaB
      @BollywoodBonanzaB 4 роки тому +7

      HOW
      Is that
      even possible

    • @ccrane693
      @ccrane693 4 роки тому +3

      @@BollywoodBonanzaB I dont remember clearly but I think she boiled the meat in water with vegetables so they wouldn't stick together as balls and just threw it in sauce

  • @Tea-chip
    @Tea-chip 4 роки тому +26

    I am very concerned over the fact my mom has made these recipes for me as a child and I thought that was the best home cooking was gonna get, (especially the hot dog and bean one)

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +354

    This looks very good actually

    • @imdog1554
      @imdog1554 4 роки тому +17

      ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 4 роки тому +9

      Just checked out your channel. Your talented AF

    • @roachfacesrs5270
      @roachfacesrs5270 4 роки тому +25

      What the hell have you been eating

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 4 роки тому +6

      @@roachfacesrs5270 you ain't from michigan if you ain't done this before

    • @valval90
      @valval90 4 роки тому +17

      Ye you on hard drugs 😂

  • @giogio7331
    @giogio7331 4 роки тому +77

    Ha if she was related to Gordon Ramsay he'd poison himself with the most delicate piece of food and die with no regrets

    • @regan.8077
      @regan.8077 4 роки тому +6

      Dont forget the lamb sauce.

  • @joecoe8452
    @joecoe8452 4 роки тому +41

    Nobody:
    The school dinner lady:

  • @cracc00n
    @cracc00n 4 роки тому +230

    I want a woman who has the same culinary skills as her.

    • @yoshikagekira3710
      @yoshikagekira3710 4 роки тому

      La Chancla n

    • @joaolopes9871
      @joaolopes9871 4 роки тому

      Where's your avatar from? Petscop?

    • @EX0DVS
      @EX0DVS 4 роки тому +8

      La Chancla when you tell people "yeah she stole my heart as soon as I saw her" that will most certainly be an actual statement

    • @cindermagus
      @cindermagus 4 роки тому +9

      Do you have a death wish? 😂

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 4 роки тому +3

      @@joaolopes9871 something something Candace Newmaker... idk

  • @advisorynine6837
    @advisorynine6837 3 роки тому +17

    I feel like Kay is a witch with her cauldron of boiled ground meat.

  • @RedEyesTops
    @RedEyesTops 3 роки тому +9

    When you make a creme brulee, you don't put it back in the oven after you put the sugar on, you just torch it

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 4 роки тому +39

    Nobody:
    This lady: WILL THIS FISH BLEND

  • @ThExSnDxRaPiDz
    @ThExSnDxRaPiDz 4 роки тому +174

    I'm ashamed that she lives about 10 minutes away from me, and visits the same supermarket

    • @Mo_Nilla_Co
      @Mo_Nilla_Co 4 роки тому +43

      tell her I said hi

    • @claudiomaniero645
      @claudiomaniero645 4 роки тому +32

      Dude invite yourself to her mansion and tell her you want to try her dishes. She will be happy to cook for you !

    • @OrangeJuice4114.
      @OrangeJuice4114. 4 роки тому +84

      What do you mean ashamed. You should be basking in the glory of her cooking

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 4 роки тому +66

      You should be god damn honored, cooking PEASANT

    • @elyxrr
      @elyxrr 4 роки тому +2

      Why does everyone just take the word like nothing of someone claiming to know or even live nearby a popular UA-camr (or at least semi-popular, famous enough to become a bit of a meme) with no evidence at all

  • @sharonwiner86
    @sharonwiner86 4 роки тому +44

    I watched all of her Q and A's and she doesn't even like Iron Maiden, just their shirts!

  • @S4M-1ThePrimagen
    @S4M-1ThePrimagen 4 роки тому +24

    Kay is basically the lunch lady from any kids show/movie ever
    Its just freaking insane that she hasn't got any kinds of food poisoning at all!

    • @kuzz1191
      @kuzz1191 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't be too worried about the food poisoning she cooks exclusively with canned and frozen food 🤣

    • @S4M-1ThePrimagen
      @S4M-1ThePrimagen 3 роки тому

      @@kuzz1191 Somewhere, Gordon Ramsay is laying awake, furious.

  • @DogofRaw
    @DogofRaw 4 роки тому +40

    I've never heard anyone say "hey let's go out for some British food!"

    • @scottowen2056
      @scottowen2056 4 роки тому +8

      *_Traditional British Food:_*
      Fish and Chips.
      Bangers and Mash.
      Full English Breakfast.
      Sunday Roast.
      Bedfordshire Clanger.
      Cobbler.
      Mince Pie.
      Beef Wellington.
      Black Pudding.
      Kippers.
      Jellied Eels (London)
      Lancashire Hot Pot.
      Lincolnshire Sausage.
      [Chicken/Corned Beef/Cornish] Pasty.
      Ploughman’s Lunch.
      Pork Pie.
      Toad in the Hole.
      Steak and Kidney Pie.
      Pork meatballs and mushy peas (Wales)
      *_Desserts:_*
      Stottie Cake.
      Bakewell Tart.
      Bread and Butter Pudding.
      Eccles Cake.
      Spotted Dick.
      Eton Mess.
      Eve’s Pudding.
      Jam Roly-Poly.
      Welshcake. (Wales)
      Saffron Bun.
      Knickerbocker Glory.
      Pound Cake.
      Scones.
      Sticky Toffee Pudding.
      Treacle Tart.
      Syllabub.
      -
      *_Traditional Scottish Food:_*
      Haggis, Tatties and Neeps.
      Kedgeree.
      Tattie Scone.
      Bridie.
      Leek and Potato soup.
      Scotch Broth.
      Stovies.
      Scotch Pie.
      Full Scottish Breakfast.
      Porridge.
      Grouse.
      Cullen Skink.
      *_Desserts:_*
      Shortbread.
      Cranachan.
      Tunnock’s Tea Cake.
      Dundee Cake.
      Empire Biscuit.
      Tablet.
      Clootie Dumpling.

    • @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij
      @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij 3 роки тому

      @@scottowen2056 Under the pretense that you are indeed English, do you have any foods named after/inspired by The Great War, or derivatives of the various names it's been known as?
      I am a part of the British Commonwealth, but I'm afraid that I myself do not hail from England. But I thought this would be an excellent opportunity to ask. Searching the internet only provided the basics, like Bully Beef, Biscuits, Horse Meat, Pea Soup, Suet Pudding, Treacle Pudding, Bread, and the like.

    • @scottowen2056
      @scottowen2056 3 роки тому

      @@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij I’m Scottish

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 3 роки тому

      @@scottowen2056 Great list! Don't forget about Tikka Masala! That's British as well. Lots of good British food, dunno why it gets such a bad rep.

  • @isabellaschmucker4110
    @isabellaschmucker4110 4 роки тому +41

    you should make this a series called nightmare chefs

    • @elyxrr
      @elyxrr 4 роки тому +2

      Not a bad idea, but how many bad cooking tutorials (that aren't ironic like HowToBasic) could there possibly be to make a whole series? It may not last that long if it was a series.

    • @isabellaschmucker4110
      @isabellaschmucker4110 4 роки тому +1

      @@elyxrr Why do they have to be ironic? and Im sure their are many that could be found through submission.

  • @janfriscic5206
    @janfriscic5206 4 роки тому +38

    Monty Python's Flying Circus theme is music to my earholes.

  • @noahphillips3383
    @noahphillips3383 4 роки тому +18

    I actually thought I was gonna be sick after the fish soup, and it’s not easy to get me to that point

  • @N3crom
    @N3crom 4 роки тому +11

    Honestly, when she called in the taster, I was pretty sure it is the last time we see him alive.

  • @ivonnearriaga3916
    @ivonnearriaga3916 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve shared this video to all my close friends and my family. We had a family meeting and I showed this. Everyone felt better afterwards. I love you guys!!! Please please please know that you make people feel great and happy and you made my dad cry because he was laughing so hard.

  • @99ToGo
    @99ToGo 4 роки тому +100

    I was hoping you’d make another video on this

  • @tamma76
    @tamma76 4 роки тому +44

    I was hungry before this. What a great 2020 diet coz now I'm nauseas

    • @donnieaultman
      @donnieaultman 4 роки тому

      Oh yea best year ever, cant get enough...bad dream-real life

    • @Lola1912
      @Lola1912 4 роки тому

      @BRUZER 01 😂😂

  • @AksuallySource
    @AksuallySource 4 роки тому +29

    "Pisstake or piss take" means either a parody of something or somebody or that you are making fun of something or somebody. example "are you taking the piss out of me?" or "Is this a piss take?". You're welcome. :-)

  • @slytheringingerwitch
    @slytheringingerwitch 4 роки тому +41

    This is my theory, she is actually a really good cook but knows that it doesn't make as much as money as parody videos. So she does that and yeah, its an experience.

  • @SthSth-ue7wt
    @SthSth-ue7wt 4 роки тому +47

    son: mom can we go to restaurant
    mom: we have food in home
    FOOD IN HOME :

  • @christinaspiridou5429
    @christinaspiridou5429 4 роки тому +54

    Is it really that hard for her to look for a recipe online and follow it? Instead of winging it and making these disgusting dishes? Always wondered that about Amberlynn Reid too

    • @Lostinmyhead23
      @Lostinmyhead23 4 роки тому +8

      Christina Spiridou amberlynn is just lazy

    • @P3891
      @P3891 4 роки тому +2

      Christina Spiridou
      It could be she believes her cooking is better 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 4 роки тому +2

      @@P3891 shes taking the piss tho its in the title.

  • @tomas1564
    @tomas1564 4 роки тому +61

    I thought they were pisstaking not knowing what pisstaking was smh 😂

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +3

      "Piss" only means urine as a noun or the act of urinating in American English. Like, "Ew, your toddler is covered in piss" or, "I gotta take a piss."
      It doesn't have any of the connotations it does in British English. We also don't have British tv, movies, and other media exported to us the way the US forces all of its pop culture on you guys.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 роки тому +7

      @@user-ej5nk5yc3l if it was that popular wouldn't more Americans know about it? in the comments it doesn't seem to be the case, especially since it's typically british slang

    • @thefrickerofyourmother869
      @thefrickerofyourmother869 4 роки тому +4

      I think Americans don't immediately think of taking the piss and pisstake being the same thing

    • @Tarkier12
      @Tarkier12 4 роки тому +1

      @@thefrickerofyourmother869 Yeah I've heard of taking the piss, and taking a mickey. But pisstake is completely new to me. I never heard it in inbetweeners before, and that's where I get all my british slang from.

    • @miuletzmitzu6641
      @miuletzmitzu6641 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-ej5nk5yc3l No dude, Ive never in my life ever heard about it before, and I talk to people from all around the globe. Never head it in a show or from any american either.

  • @gemxx6248
    @gemxx6248 4 роки тому +79

    For everyone who thinks we eat like this in the UK I promise we don’t 😂

    • @rowan454
      @rowan454 4 роки тому +12

      Gemxcx speak for yourself

    • @jamesbunn2236
      @jamesbunn2236 4 роки тому +3

      Gemxcx Yeah shes a pisstake

    • @mcrobloxgtmuuskaz176
      @mcrobloxgtmuuskaz176 4 роки тому +3

      Lies.

    • @jamesbunn2236
      @jamesbunn2236 4 роки тому

      Ángela Sofía Jaime Moreno what an English Breakfast

    • @jamesbunn2236
      @jamesbunn2236 4 роки тому

      Ángela Sofía Jaime Moreno Idk I don’t have beans for breakfast, with lunch and dinner tho🥵

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 4 роки тому +5

    Sam's life spiraled out of control after he returned from Mordor.

  • @PooftMancrap
    @PooftMancrap 4 роки тому +20

    If these guys actually think 'piss-take' is a type of sauce then I can only imagine what they think
    *taking the piss* actually means...
    😂 😂 😂

    • @waysidetundra3352
      @waysidetundra3352 4 роки тому +2

      Stealing someones piss probably

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 роки тому

      @@waysidetundra3352 no! It's a slang used when someone isn't taking something seriously or they are making a mockery out of you.
      For example
      'you didn't do the dishes? Are you taking the piss'
      'what are you boys laughing at? Oh we were just taking the piss outta that crazy homeless guy down the street?'

    • @waysidetundra3352
      @waysidetundra3352 4 роки тому +1

      @@PooftMancrap i know what taking the piss means but the idea of someone who doesn't know thinking it actually means stealing someones piss is funny

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 роки тому

      @@waysidetundra3352 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
      I guess that means, technically, speaking most nurses are taking the piss.

  • @wokenotbroke5976
    @wokenotbroke5976 4 роки тому +9

    The grey color of the meat while it boils is such a desecration of life and she continues unfazed.

  • @luminousfaedust
    @luminousfaedust 4 роки тому +17

    Yeah.... there's a huge difference between boiling grey ass bland ass meat and poaching it with herbs and seasonings and keeping the temp at a simmer.....

  • @i.still.function3463
    @i.still.function3463 4 роки тому +18

    Guys should've shown her Big Mac attempt! Her fried rice was also great!

  • @bbqenjoyer
    @bbqenjoyer 3 роки тому +8

    14:44 she grabbed the knife by the blade! Noone gonna comment on that?

    • @pukeface7371
      @pukeface7371 7 місяців тому

      She can’t even hold a knife properly

  • @stonksfromcs1224
    @stonksfromcs1224 4 роки тому +1

    If I'm a cow and I find out that this women is buying my MEAT, then I'm not dying.

  • @LucyAmelia2000
    @LucyAmelia2000 4 роки тому +25

    6:12 If anyone’s trying to lose weight or stop snacking you could probably just watch these cooking videos and instantly lose your appetite 😐

    • @mariogrenadine
      @mariogrenadine 4 роки тому

      Lucy Amelia i’m eating gummy bears while watching this just so i don’t throw up

  • @evilonion3384
    @evilonion3384 4 роки тому +36

    I’d like to say as an English man we don’t do this, no one does any of this

    • @emperorleachicus2199
      @emperorleachicus2199 4 роки тому +2

      I was gonna say, I’ve lived here all my life and I’ve never seen anyone cook anything as awful as these. I spent the whole video wondering what on Earth she was doing.

    • @cheddarcheeseisgood8030
      @cheddarcheeseisgood8030 4 роки тому +1

      In the North of England it's common

    • @CharleyA73
      @CharleyA73 4 роки тому

      @@cheddarcheeseisgood8030 No it’s not dude

  • @tcarroll777
    @tcarroll777 4 роки тому +25

    You notice she makes him eat it first in case she poisoned herself lol

  • @DarthGardens
    @DarthGardens 4 роки тому +2

    Her lasagna was just a rectangular pile of charred food, and her pasta was charred poor smited pieces of pasta in a meat water soup

  • @brycetynscott1948
    @brycetynscott1948 4 роки тому +6

    This honestly looks like the food from resident evil 7

  • @Doyledeth
    @Doyledeth 4 роки тому +20

    I swear this lady cooks for Prisons around the world, but damn she has great taste in music and video games. (Saw her wearing a Legacy of Kain shirt in a Penguinz0 video)

    • @carmellasofo8337
      @carmellasofo8337 4 роки тому +10

      Sorry to disappoint but she just likes the shirts

  • @warpath6666
    @warpath6666 4 роки тому +34

    Is that number 1200 as in noon or 1200 degrees? I mean it makes sense as apparently the stove top only has two settings: Off and Incinerate 😄😄😄😄

  • @Liam-wn1li
    @Liam-wn1li 4 роки тому +20

    Elvis: what’s she gonna use as lasagna pasta?
    Me: she’s gonna use pancakes probably

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 4 роки тому

      Obviously she would use boiled mince meat

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 4 роки тому +13

    I wonder since they said they don't like boiling meat, have either of them had corned meat/beef? And boiling meat, specifically beef in this instance, is normal, though usually you wouldn't used minced beef.

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 4 роки тому +5

      that's one dish and not something majority of people in the West eat often or prepare themselves, so their point definitely still stands. boiled meat is typically culinarily sinful across all cultures (save for a few specialty things here and there in which it's but one step of the recipe), *especially* the way it's done here

  • @PenTangleify
    @PenTangleify 4 роки тому +15

    I'm english and listening to you guys try to figure out what kind of sauce pisstake is had me dying

  • @Colorfultography
    @Colorfultography 4 роки тому +17

    MUSKY MEAT WATER
    VS
    HOT HAM WATER
    WHO WOULD WIN?!

  • @Gothicgirl778
    @Gothicgirl778 4 роки тому +70

    Her cooking ist just like British cuisine: "delicious" 😂😂😂👌

    • @Dontbootit
      @Dontbootit 4 роки тому +5

      You probably can’t even afford to go to England and try real English food.

    • @camicus-3249
      @camicus-3249 4 роки тому +7

      1. Roast dinners are underrated
      2. C U R R Y

    • @L4Depicness123
      @L4Depicness123 4 роки тому +8

      Brits eat cement and call it food

    • @junkh3add
      @junkh3add 4 роки тому +1

      Hiya There! haggis is gross literally only scottish people seem to like it

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 4 роки тому

      You forgot "Spotted Dick"

  • @crunchevo8974
    @crunchevo8974 4 роки тому +22

    She may not know how to cook but she tries and that's why we stan.

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 4 роки тому +5

      Is she really trying though?

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 роки тому

      @@xPandamon i mean the pisstake videos are jokes but the other ones i think is her legit trying.

    • @kekewilliams1402
      @kekewilliams1402 4 роки тому

      crunch evo yea I agree everyone tries

  • @MemeProphet
    @MemeProphet 3 роки тому

    I swear I've watched both your vids on this woman. like 64 times, I love them so dearly. Makes me smile. Glad yall made them, lmfao

  • @gregputman
    @gregputman 4 роки тому +62

    She sounds Scottish but her cooking appears to be typical English quality

    • @TheBeerManDeluxe
      @TheBeerManDeluxe 4 роки тому +6

      Doesn't sound Scottish at all pal

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 4 роки тому +6

      Kinda a asshole comment there....

    • @jimsaintruth4248
      @jimsaintruth4248 4 роки тому +13

      Not Scottish, northern English

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 роки тому

      A little rough there bud

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 3 роки тому

      She sounds English. Not everyone in England is from London.