@@lexkanyima2195 In one of his later, direct-to-video movies, there's a scene where he interrogates a guy. Both are sitting down. And in pne shot, we see Seagal from behind and it's clearly a double standing or rather sitting in, while they dubbed his voice over in ADR for the dialogue. You couldn't even make this stuff up!😂
He became a huge star in the late 80’s and mid 90’s his first 5 movies were extremely popular and without a doubt Under Siege is his best movie to date, when “On Deadly Ground” came out, it was the beginning of the end of his film career.
America is just butt hurt because he left this sinking ship before it imploded and went to Russia. America is finished and has been taken over from within and is being set up for the slaughter and super hard times. Your rights and guns will be gone before you can say cat in the hat. The dumbed down sheep of America do not even know who is playing them and is really calling the shots. Money is in control, not your sophisticated criminal conmen of the highest social order. who play you like a fiddle. They serve money not the dumbed down sheeple of America who they can rule over and tax in so many clever ways. Welcome to the Divided States of America. Soon to be the Divided Muslim Slave States of America. Your new Muslim and Chinese Masters will have us on our knees before you can say cat in the hat once they finish destroying our economy and order your fake rulers to kill all political resistors, critics and rivals. R.I.P America. You have no clues who is really calling the shots. so keep them borders open so South America can swallow you up like a minnow.
Today's 21st century Steven Seagal with the weird pelt-like hair on his head & the impossibly dark and virile 'goatee' looks like John Travolta dressed in a Steven Seagal costume.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. there’s no way his movies aren’t money laundering. his movies are literally 90% strip clubs, body doubles, and him being complimented by random people to say he’s the best at his job. oh and don’t forget he randomly incoherently rants about whatever on the intro to his movies
It really is astonishing just how many times Seagal has managed to embarrass himself without ever being conscious of it. He really is prolific at taking a public shit and then stepping in it. Hell, rolling around in it. Which reminds me, they left out the fight he had where he got choked out and crapped his pants. It doesn't get any more embarrassing than that.
@@MsBellatrixa It wasn't a movie, it was an actual fight with I believe some MMA fighter. I don't think there's video of it, but people who don't make a living by lying, people in the fight world, swear it happened.
He was my favourite as a kid. He definitely had the look and the cool-factors in the late 80s and early 90s. By all accounts, a deeply unpleasant man but his early films definitely do have some sort of quality. For young kids anyway.
Dude, imagine if there's a terrorist threatening to blow something or there's a hostage situation and the police is like: "No, we can't rely on the SWAT this time, they are raiding a chiken farm for Seagal's reality show".
I mean, let's be honest, there's way more swat & militarized police than there are situations that call for such a response. They're 90% Meal Team Six guys cosplaying in their tacticool gear. Killing chickens gives them a chub.
'Crouching Steven hidden burger' In this lard an cholesterol packed action movie, from the men who brought us good burger.. One blind obese lone wolf aikido monk has to find the people responsible for buying the last 8 big macs and get them back so he can eat them himself. New York Times ~ I watched nearly all of it. The telegraph ~ sorry I had to take a call. USA today ~ it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. The observer ~ almost bearable. The sun ~ I threw up in my own mouth. Coming to a blue Ray bargain bin this summer
If somebody ended a 20-minute segment on me with a hotline to a Rape Crisis Center... me and my entire family would be mortified embarrassed and that be at ... it be over
Steven Seagal's list of accomplishments 1. Taught Aikido by the founder of the martial arts himself 2. He was the first White man to open a chain of Dojos in Japan 3. Taught many Hollywood actors Martial Arts, Bruce Lee even learned from him 4. Became an Elite Navy Seal 5. Was a CIA consultant/Operative 6. Served as a police officer 7. At one point he was a mob boss for the Yakuza and Italian Mafia 8. Declared a Diety by the Dalai Lama 9. Trained UFC Champions 10. Became a buffet master
Say what you will, haters, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! ha ha, yippeeeeeeeee!!
Seagal is just unconvincing at whatever he tries, especially being badass. I only have a few years of taekwondo training and I’m 100% confident I could kick his ass.
I don't mind him as an action figure, yes he does have presence, the problem came when he started pushing that he's unbeatable martial arts performer, he should have keep it simple as a performer
I've been on a Seagal binge this past week. Now the Grunge is posting a video on him? Are they reading my mind? Seriously, Seagal is the greatest comedian that has ever graced this Earth.
I can't speak for his films or the off-screen drama or the politics, but when he was my instructor in a secret SWAT-CIA-SEALS covert task force assigned to take down an international terrorist organisation threatening to use nuclear weapons to destroy the ozone layer, he was a very nice guy
I have a friend who, to her shame and embarressment, worked with Seagal on a film. What she told me about him was pretty gross. Another friend interviewed him for a magazine, but the interview only went ahead after SS insisted that he could play his guitar all the time.
Coincidently, I've just watched Above The Law, it's an ok movie at best. Seagal does not have a physique like Arnold, moves like JCVD, seems to be doing most of the stunts himself but nowhere near Jackie Chan's level of awesomeness, and has some charisma, but he's no Harrison Ford. And what the hell is up with his running? As for later movies, I've seen a couple of reviews and I'm shocked he had a stunt double for walking. Let that sink in. Walking. W-a-l-k-i-n-g. Not to mention, he was dubbed for most of the lines. And do not get me started on his ego, do yourself a favor and google "Rob Schneider Telling Steven Seagal Stories"
Segal's first five films was fire ;specially Marked for Death which is the movie I think we see his best moves. I'm still a fan I still watch his movies.
To say Aikido is not well respected as a martial art is entirely WRONG. It's not respected by a lot of MMA fans because it's flashy, ineffective in the octagon and nobody has ever claimed to be aikido and won a title. However Aikido is not allowed in MMA. It is small joint manipulation which is not allowed in UFC at least because things break constantly. But Aikido also takes a lot from Jiu-jitsu and is very close to it. In fact, the best way to breakfall is found in Aikido training. Not Judo, not Jiu-jitsu. Aikido. To disrespect it as a martial art is naive and echo chamber talk.
Chuck Norris is the only guy mentioned that was legit Heavy Weight Champ of the World, and helped Bruce Lee develop his famous step behind side kick. The last time I seen a Steven Seagull movie, I was on a Flight, and the movie was so bad that people were literally walking out of the movie in Mid Flight.
Anyone who relies on their black belt in Aikido no matter what degree will most likely end up in ICU or dead. Back in 1994 I trained in Aikido for six months or so and was shocked to see MANY guys some 50 - 60+ years old who were Aikido black belts and truly believed they could defend themselves on the street. Long story short, I was a Golden Gloves boxer and actually sparred some of the black belts away from the dojo. I wore boxing gloves - they didn't and were free to hit me, take me down, throw me, etc. I'm not bragging - just being honest: I weighed 135 lbs and it was a cake walk with all of them. They freaked out when I hit them with a left jab because they weren't used to being hit at all. Valuable advice: Learn to box and spar often because on the street you are going to get hit no matter who you are. 💯
Im 65 years old and remember “ under siege “ and the other one you talked about. Thought they where bad movies but did recognize he had an interesting persona. It didn’t take long for me, to realize, just how sickening he actually was.
Redeye is great and his Seagal voice is hilarious although I got tired of the Lawman ones as it was just too depressing seeing a truly awful human being like Seagal interacting with real people and treating them like dirt.
Steven Seagal is now a Russian citizen and living in Russia (largely due to all the legal trouble he has back in the US). Now that he's a Russian citizen, I wonder if he'd be willing to volunteer and fight for Russia in Ukraine. They could assign him to a Heavy Infantry unit.
In my opinion, Exit Wounds is Seagal's best movie. I thought it was a solid action flick with great sequences and a good supporting cast. I do think it is a bit weaker than Andrzej Bartkowiak's other movies that came out during that era (Romeo Must Die and Cradle 2 the Grave), but still, solid flick.
I thought the narrator was going to say "But he still had one bullet in the chamber... which was the movie, Bullet In The Chamber" 😆 I wouldn't have been surprised if that was actually a name of a real Steven Seagal movie! 😆😆
5:37 Seagal was only sitting down during the fight because he was keeping his burgers warm! 8:12 The chickens were killed so Seagal could eat them later 😂😂
Seagal's biggest downfall was his massive ego. The minute you flex that you're better than Bruce Lee, the quicker they'll be pushback. I hoped that those SA allegations were untrue but, "Hollywood!" Favorite films Under Siege Glimmer Man Screw face Under Siege 2 And of course Above the Law.
If anyone wants to see a real genius/hilarious way to review Steven Seagal films look up the channel “Space Ice” and you’ll realize how bad he really is at acting, writing, and directing. I couldn’t believe it.
He's not wrong about Nazis in Ukraine. In fact there was quite a bit of reporting on the various groups in Ukraine, as well as the rampantcorruption, only to be swept under the rug when the war began..Now Ukraine can do no wrong.
I remember when he tried choking someone out on sent and they flipped it on him Steven ended up crapping his pants. Steven might be a ok actor but as a fighter he's a joke.
What happened was that he became huge, after his first movie he introduced a new style, this big and strong martial art's/weapon expert, who take's down the "bad guy's", his first 5 movies are legendary, 1988-1992 was a big period for him, then he began with the "TV movie" stuff, then he went over to the "straight-to-dvd" world, now if you enjoy violence and justice, then all of his movie's are worth watching, but if you are more picky about it, then you need to pick out, his first 5 movie's, and some of his later movie's, i have watched alot of his movie's, and you do get what you want "violence and justice".
"Above the gut" Edit: @01:05 lol Roger you troll Body doubles say hi Under siege was great though, probably his only decent movie. Love Tommy Lee Jones. Also, i loved the birthday cake scene
The words "SHREDDED" and "STEVEN SEAGAL" have never been used in the same sentence unless it was referring to him prentending to be Italian with a love of spaghetti with grated.... Or "shredded" cheese. At least he got the Ukraine scam right, a broken clock strikes right twice a days
You have to constantly adjust the volume every time you watch one of his films - talks so damn quietly followed by a crashingly loud action scene. Very frustrating..
What do you think of Steven Seagal's career over the years?
What career?
Ha 👍
He got fat and old and runs like a girl lol
FYI Red Eye Reviews found the lost season 3 of Lawman...........hahahahahaha
It was great.
I actually look forward to Seagal coming out with new films because it gives Space Ice more reason to come up with a hilarious title.
I swear, he is the funniest reviewer ever. He's the only person I pay on patreon. "So bad your mother will hate you"
@@louisfedders7903 "So bad it listens to Nickleback".
@@louisfedders7903 lose your faith into humanity
no doubt 😂😂
💯
When you’re standing between Steven Seagal and a buffet table, you truly are “On Deadly Ground”
🤣🤣🤣
I don't think he can reach the buffet table. I think he's fed by a hopper.
Lmao
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Under such dire circumstances, I'd have to make an "Executive Decision".
He's the only actor I know of who needs a stunt double just to stand still.
Standing?!
Dude, he uses a stunt double even for scenes where he´s sitting down.
I´m not even kidding, you can see it several of his later movies.
@@doublep1980 🤣 what ?
@@lexkanyima2195 In one of his later, direct-to-video movies, there's a scene where he interrogates a guy. Both are sitting down.
And in pne shot, we see Seagal from behind and it's clearly a double standing or rather sitting in, while they dubbed his voice over in ADR for the dialogue.
You couldn't even make this stuff up!😂
And speak up to I'm sure he changes extra for that
What a comment :)
Seagals movies are a necessary evil that allows us to watch Space Ice's hilarious reviews.
5 reasons steven seagal movie is the worse movie ever! #5 steven seagal 😂
Every one worse than the last one.
this channel grew very fast because of seagal movies
you goddamn right
Thank you
He became a huge star in the late 80’s and mid 90’s his first 5 movies were extremely popular and without a doubt Under Siege is his best movie to date, when “On Deadly Ground” came out, it was the beginning of the end of his film career.
He should be more famous for beating up his wife.
Out for justice.
Under Siege is probably considered his best movie. Personally, I prefer Marked for Death.
Did he have one against Jamaicans or am I just thinking of Predator 2?
@@theriffwriter2194 actually his third film was Marked For Death where he fought Jamaican Drug Dealers
The channel "Space Ice" does the most hilllarious reviews of Seagal movies. Everyone should check it out!
Jcvd +10
Seagal -69
Lol i agree. His reviews gave me broken ribs of laughing 😅
The hooters coming out of the birthday cake is what makes "Under Siege" Seagal's best movie.
That was undoubtedly the highlight of the film.
Seagal truly snatched every motherfukin birthday
Erika Eleniak 🙂
And the fact she was drugged but woke up and went straight in character was funny as fuck lol
Hooters, Hooters, yumm yum yum. Hooters, hooters... on a girl that dumb!!
Man, I swear I heard about Steven Seagal's downfall more times than I can count.
America is just butt hurt because he left this sinking ship before it imploded and went to Russia. America is finished and has been taken over from within and is being set up for the slaughter and super hard times. Your rights and guns will be gone before you can say cat in the hat. The dumbed down sheep of America do not even know who is playing them and is really calling the shots. Money is in control, not your sophisticated criminal conmen of the highest social order. who play you like a fiddle. They serve money not the dumbed down sheeple of America who they can rule over and tax in so many clever ways. Welcome to the Divided States of America. Soon to be the Divided Muslim Slave States of America. Your new Muslim and Chinese Masters will have us on our knees before you can say cat in the hat once they finish destroying our economy and order your fake rulers to kill all political resistors, critics and rivals. R.I.P America. You have no clues who is really calling the shots. so keep them borders open so South America can swallow you up like a minnow.
Absolutely really fat and defiantly runs like a girl😮
How ?
@@lexkanyima2195 How what?
Was he ever really up?
Today's 21st century Steven Seagal with the weird pelt-like hair on his head & the impossibly dark and virile 'goatee' looks like John Travolta dressed in a Steven Seagal costume.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A true legend, in his own mind.
narcissism 101
How dare you suggest Space Ice is not a _reputable_ reviewer. His commentary is sublime, nuanced, and insightful!
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. there’s no way his movies aren’t money laundering. his movies are literally 90% strip clubs, body doubles, and him being complimented by random people to say he’s the best at his job. oh and don’t forget he randomly incoherently rants about whatever on the intro to his movies
Yes, that's actually a good idea! 😂
It really is astonishing just how many times Seagal has managed to embarrass himself without ever being conscious of it. He really is prolific at taking a public shit and then stepping in it. Hell, rolling around in it. Which reminds me, they left out the fight he had where he got choked out and crapped his pants. It doesn't get any more embarrassing than that.
What movie did he crap his pants?
@@MsBellatrixa It wasn't a movie, it was an actual fight with I believe some MMA fighter. I don't think there's video of it, but people who don't make a living by lying, people in the fight world, swear it happened.
Hahaha thanks
Nunya what kind of 🐔💩comment is that go back outside and stand in the corner until your old lady gets back from daddy’s with your rent bozo 😮
Nunya what kind of 🐔💩comment is that go back outside and stand in the corner until your old lady gets back from daddy’s with your rent bozo 😮
He was my favourite as a kid. He definitely had the look and the cool-factors in the late 80s and early 90s. By all accounts, a deeply unpleasant man but his early films definitely do have some sort of quality. For young kids anyway.
@notfiveo that's a hilarious, perfect example. 🤣 🤣 🤣
"some sort of quality"
Dude, imagine if there's a terrorist threatening to blow something or there's a hostage situation and the police is like: "No, we can't rely on the SWAT this time, they are raiding a chiken farm for Seagal's reality show".
I mean, let's be honest, there's way more swat & militarized police than there are situations that call for such a response. They're 90% Meal Team Six guys cosplaying in their tacticool gear. Killing chickens gives them a chub.
'Crouching Steven hidden burger'
In this lard an cholesterol packed action movie, from the men who brought us good burger..
One blind obese lone wolf aikido monk has to find the people responsible for buying the last 8 big macs and get them back so he can eat them himself.
New York Times ~ I watched nearly all of it.
The telegraph ~ sorry I had to take a call.
USA today ~ it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen.
The observer ~ almost bearable.
The sun ~ I threw up in my own mouth.
Coming to a blue Ray bargain bin this summer
If somebody ended a 20-minute segment on me with a hotline to a Rape Crisis Center... me and my entire family would be mortified embarrassed and that be at ... it be over
"Anyone who knows Steven Seagal knows he's not just acting like he knows martial arts."
Speak for yourself, buddy.
He said he’s got some chops, but he meant pork chops. Lots of em.
After he has made five good movies he has never made another one.
@@monomarino5349 since 1995 it was not the same
He's a master of bullshitto
One of his best comedy movies was definitely Sniper Special Ops. I mean that movie was hell alot of fun to watch with a few alcohol selections.
Steven Seagal's list of accomplishments
1. Taught Aikido by the founder of the martial arts himself
2. He was the first White man to open a chain of Dojos in Japan
3. Taught many Hollywood actors Martial Arts, Bruce Lee even learned from him
4. Became an Elite Navy Seal
5. Was a CIA consultant/Operative
6. Served as a police officer
7. At one point he was a mob boss for the Yakuza and Italian Mafia
8. Declared a Diety by the Dalai Lama
9. Trained UFC Champions
10. Became a buffet master
His whole career might coulda been an illusion.
Wasn't he and George Santos the first folks to walk on the moon?
One of the greatest comedians, director and action star that ever existed. Way ahead of his time.
And his 'time' starts when?
seagal rocks, there will never be another like him so enjoy😂
There needs to be a Steven Seagal victims national helpline.
As a kid, I found Steven Seagal to be amazing because streaming didn't exist and I only watched what was available on TV and I had no cable.
Same
Same
I love how even Putin has distanced himself lately from Stevie. 🤣
who is stevie? sounds legit though, i just found out that seagal is that crazy, through those videos. just amazing
Say what you will, haters, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! ha ha, yippeeeeeeeee!!
We have our internet winning comment of today. Take a bow.👏👏👏
Salute to all the Space Ice shout-outs! May he never run out of segal movies to review
5:24 "Nobody has bothered to watch, and therefore review." Clearly Space Ice is doing a hero's work.
Fall? What fall? He'll forever be immortalized in the meme hall of fame
Seagal is just unconvincing at whatever he tries, especially being badass. I only have a few years of taekwondo training and I’m 100% confident I could kick his ass.
I don't mind him as an action figure, yes he does have presence, the problem came when he started pushing that he's unbeatable martial arts performer, he should have keep it simple as a performer
I always loved his sense of humor... " I'm Surprised You Can Still Eat With That Mouth "... hahhahhah
Seagal is so cool, even when he yells, he's still whispering.
I've been on a Seagal binge this past week. Now the Grunge is posting a video on him? Are they reading my mind? Seriously, Seagal is the greatest comedian that has ever graced this Earth.
Space Ice youtube channel has done a great jon reviewing Steven Segal movies in a hilarious way
I can't speak for his films or the off-screen drama or the politics, but when he was my instructor in a secret SWAT-CIA-SEALS covert task force assigned to take down an international terrorist organisation threatening to use nuclear weapons to destroy the ozone layer, he was a very nice guy
i cant be the only one who is on space ice video binge for a couple of days & run on this grunge video by youtube recommendation! :D
I have a friend who, to her shame and embarressment, worked with Seagal on a film. What she told me about him was pretty gross. Another friend interviewed him for a magazine, but the interview only went ahead after SS insisted that he could play his guitar all the time.
No mention about his poor 3 wives including one he used to break into Hollywood? Or the sensei that fell asleep during his Aikido belt test?
Coincidently, I've just watched Above The Law, it's an ok movie at best. Seagal does not have a physique like Arnold, moves like JCVD, seems to be doing most of the stunts himself but nowhere near Jackie Chan's level of awesomeness, and has some charisma, but he's no Harrison Ford. And what the hell is up with his running? As for later movies, I've seen a couple of reviews and I'm shocked he had a stunt double for walking. Let that sink in. Walking. W-a-l-k-i-n-g. Not to mention, he was dubbed for most of the lines. And do not get me started on his ego, do yourself a favor and google "Rob Schneider Telling Steven Seagal Stories"
Segal's first five films was fire ;specially Marked for Death which is the movie I think we see his best moves. I'm still a fan I still watch his movies.
I didn't know I could have even less respect for steevie
I stand corrected
Yeah I feel the same way
Man I really wish his American Citizenship would be revoked lol
"he makes a good cook, can hit a target with a knife at ten Pace's" is that cooking? 🤣
Don't worry about the reviews,space ice is handling it really well
Steven Seagal is an alright guy.
To say Aikido is not well respected as a martial art is entirely WRONG. It's not respected by a lot of MMA fans because it's flashy, ineffective in the octagon and nobody has ever claimed to be aikido and won a title.
However Aikido is not allowed in MMA. It is small joint manipulation which is not allowed in UFC at least because things break constantly. But Aikido also takes a lot from Jiu-jitsu and is very close to it. In fact, the best way to breakfall is found in Aikido training. Not Judo, not Jiu-jitsu. Aikido. To disrespect it as a martial art is naive and echo chamber talk.
Well put. Also GSP and Silvia have spoke highly of him and even learned new kicks from him supposedly hard to read through the BS with seagul
Mans need a stunt double to walk up n down stairs lmao 😂😂
Space Ice has fantastic documentaries on the elusive and mysterious Steven Seagal. Highly recommend people go watch his videos
Falling is the second thing you learn in Aikido. He should be pretty good at it.
@0:11-0:18 😂 that was the PERFECT description!!!
Chuck Norris is the only guy mentioned that was legit Heavy Weight Champ of the World, and helped Bruce Lee develop his famous step behind side kick. The last time I seen a Steven Seagull movie, I was on a Flight, and the movie was so bad that people were literally walking out of the movie in Mid Flight.
I can remember one beautiful line that's stuck with me through-out the years by the Gr8 Master Seagal: "What am I, a shit magnet?!"
Space Ice and Red Eye Reviews have some things to say about him...
Anyone who relies on their black belt in Aikido no matter what degree will most likely end up in ICU or dead. Back in 1994 I trained in Aikido for six months or so and was shocked to see MANY guys some 50 - 60+ years old who were Aikido black belts and truly believed they could defend themselves on the street. Long story short, I was a Golden Gloves boxer and actually sparred some of the black belts away from the dojo. I wore boxing gloves - they didn't and were free to hit me, take me down, throw me, etc. I'm not bragging - just being honest: I weighed 135 lbs and it was a cake walk with all of them. They freaked out when I hit them with a left jab because they weren't used to being hit at all. Valuable advice:
Learn to box and spar often because on the street you are going to get hit no matter who you are. 💯
His fall is certainly longer than his rise
Im 65 years old and remember “ under siege “ and the other one you talked about.
Thought they where bad movies but did recognize he had an interesting persona.
It didn’t take long for me, to realize, just how sickening he actually was.
Imagine needing a motivational speech from Stephen segal 🤣
It's great to see that videos talking abyou seagal are also mentioning space ice...his seagal movie dissections are the best!!❤
I wonder can he be arrested for treason
I've been watching Steven Seagal movies for like 85 years.
He was ceremonial a officer, not able to actually be a cop that was just a tv stunt show. You should of shown when he showed up to hurricane Katrina.
Kudos for calling out the sexual assault helpline at the end of the video.
Redeye Reviews has done all those Seagal movies that nobody has seen and every episode of his show "Stephen Seagal: Lawman". They're hilarious
I came to say the same thing. Love Redeye Reviews.
Same
Redeye is great and his Seagal voice is hilarious although I got tired of the Lawman ones as it was just too depressing seeing a truly awful human being like Seagal interacting with real people and treating them like dirt.
@@melvert33 His Seagal voice is almost as good as Will Sasso's (Mad TV) impression
Steven Seagal is now a Russian citizen and living in Russia (largely due to all the legal trouble he has back in the US).
Now that he's a Russian citizen, I wonder if he'd be willing to volunteer and fight for Russia in Ukraine. They could assign him to a Heavy Infantry unit.
Out for justice and above the law, under siege are his best movies
A sad, sad man.
In my opinion, Exit Wounds is Seagal's best movie. I thought it was a solid action flick with great sequences and a good supporting cast. I do think it is a bit weaker than Andrzej Bartkowiak's other movies that came out during that era (Romeo Must Die and Cradle 2 the Grave), but still, solid flick.
I thought the narrator was going to say "But he still had one bullet in the chamber... which was the movie, Bullet In The Chamber" 😆 I wouldn't have been surprised if that was actually a name of a real Steven Seagal movie! 😆😆
IMDBD says the following are films are upcoming:
- Above the Linguini 2
- End of a Bun 2
- Code of Hunger 2
The glimmer man is my favorite Steven Seagal movie
Still rocking his Ponytail. Till this Day😅
I get such a warm feeling inside learning about Seagal's failures...
Seagal is such a badass, his wig is made of Kevlar.
5:37 Seagal was only sitting down during the fight because he was keeping his burgers warm!
8:12 The chickens were killed so Seagal could eat them later 😂😂
He was good in south park
Space Ice is Steven Seagals nemesis.
Steven Seagal never fell and his story has always been a rising one!!
tbh, I thought you are going to announce a Seagal - help line😆
Seagal's biggest downfall was his massive ego. The minute you flex that you're better than Bruce Lee, the quicker they'll be pushback.
I hoped that those SA allegations were untrue but, "Hollywood!"
Favorite films
Under Siege
Glimmer Man
Screw face
Under Siege 2
And of course Above the Law.
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If anyone wants to see a real genius/hilarious way to review Steven Seagal films look up the channel “Space Ice” and you’ll realize how bad he really is at acting, writing, and directing. I couldn’t believe it.
He's not wrong about Nazis in Ukraine. In fact there was quite a bit of reporting on the various groups in Ukraine, as well as the rampantcorruption, only to be swept under the rug when the war began..Now Ukraine can do no wrong.
My boy Mista GG covers Stevan Seagal reviews all day!
I remember when he tried choking someone out on sent and they flipped it on him Steven ended up crapping his pants. Steven might be a ok actor but as a fighter he's a joke.
Gene LeBell.. He's talked about it, if you google his name + Seagal you'll find it.
Sadly LeBell died last year aged 89.
What happened was that he became huge, after his first movie he introduced a new style, this big and strong martial art's/weapon expert, who take's down the "bad guy's", his first 5 movies are legendary, 1988-1992 was a big period for him, then he began with the "TV movie" stuff, then he went over to the "straight-to-dvd" world, now if you enjoy violence and justice, then all of his movie's are worth watching, but if you are more picky about it, then you need to pick out, his first 5 movie's, and some of his later movie's, i have watched alot of his movie's, and you do get what you want "violence and justice".
"Above the gut"
Edit: @01:05 lol Roger you troll
Body doubles say hi
Under siege was great though, probably his only decent movie. Love Tommy Lee Jones.
Also, i loved the birthday cake scene
The words "SHREDDED" and "STEVEN SEAGAL" have never been used in the same sentence unless it was referring to him prentending to be Italian with a love of spaghetti with grated.... Or "shredded" cheese.
At least he got the Ukraine scam right, a broken clock strikes right twice a days
10:34 That haircut LOL
Another actor who believes his hype.Entitled.
"Muscle-bound"?? Hardly....🙄😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Those women should be grateful
*My favorite SEAGULL-move is*
_"pointing-to-his-own-nose-to-tell-the-guy-running-towards-him-to-somersault-past-same-nostril"_
or as *Sensei Seagull* calls it: *マジックノーズタッチ宙返り* [Majikkunōzutatchi chūgaeri]
for a second just looking at that picture I thought it was the guy who plays Eugene in the walking dead for a second ngl lol
Seagal is a legend.... in his own mind 😂
"On deadly ground " is what Seagal calls a treadmill
You have to constantly adjust the volume every time you watch one of his films - talks so damn quietly followed by a crashingly loud action scene. Very frustrating..
space ice channel and his love for steven seagal brought me here
Hey Seagal, You still running from Jean-Claude Van Damme?
The most American looking Chinese man I ever did see