Trump Sells Mugshot Trading Cards, Republicans Fight War on Gay Nutcracker & Matt Gaetz Gets Pranked
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- Опубліковано 11 гру 2023
- The Top 100 City Index was released and Los Angeles came in as the 19th most popular tourist destination in the world, President Biden got a visit from President Zelensky of Ukraine, Trump introduced new mugshot trading cards of himself, the defense rested their case in Trump’s $250 million fraud trial, Matt Gaetz was in Ohio last week and got pranked by a guy named Michael Picard, and since the right wingnuts are all up in arms with imaginary wars on Christmas, we go right to the source to talk to the Gay Nutcracker (Sean Hayes) and his pal Black Santa in a Wheelchair (Keegan Michael-Key).
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Mugshot 45: “Only the mob pleads the Fifth”.
Mugshot 45 in court: Pleads the Fifth 400 times.
That’s because Trump has been a mob boss for decades!
Ahhhh!!! You have 45 likes right now!
OVER 400 times. Would you believe 440? Too bad he didn't say it 5 times more. "Missed it by *that* much"
“NEVER SURRENDER!!”
After he surrendered 4 times.
Also Mugshot 45: "Al Capone is the GOAT"
That card is disgusting, disgraceful and a F slap in the face to all of my family that fought, died and served in the military! The Lincoln one, I just have no F words! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Disgusting. It's like he is roleplaying as American heroes as if they were fictional characters meant to be cosplayed. The Lincoln one made me wince.
I agree. Trump has zero shame and zero self awareness. He has already insulted Lincoln when he said "Honest Abe, well, we don't know how honest he was.....". Lincoln ended slavery and preserved the United States. Trump and his acolytes want the reverse of this and to go back hundreds of years into a segregated society, and a land of Red and a land of Blue....
Agreed
Well, I have a lot of F words. A whole lot.
If people serving in the military object to free market free speech and championing American values, then it's better if they stay at home. (don't talk in the name of soldiers and veterans, that's entitlement)
Congratulations Michael for the brave and patriotic move in awarding Matt Gaetz.
Micheal should sue for assault.
@Nawanda That too.... hopefully!
😂😂😂😂😂
The same. b eauty opening
Maybe Jimmy should be sued for the insinuation that Gaetz paid underage girls with no proof. Poor Jimmy can’t handle the joke Aaron Rogers laid on him but he can certainly dish it out.
The way they snatched that guy off the stage for Matt Gaetz is actually sickening. Protect the sex offender at all costs. The GOP is so fckng corrupt, it’s insane.🙄
Oh, boy, both of this year's most popular words!
Let’s vote 🗳️ blue
Seemed retaliatory, he didn’t do or say anything threatening, they just didn’t like what he said
Have you ever seen so many people ensconced in evil?!
@@marvinmartin4692 "ensconced"...nice grammar flex.
What an embarrassment TRUMP is to your country 🤦♀️
Watching from Australia 🇦🇺
Trump has been a nightmare for all but the facists..
Agreed! We're trying to find some far-away penal colony that we can send him.
As an Australian I'm going to make an effort to give my Mar a lardo visiting countryman a traditional traitors welcome home "greeting" apon his return.
🦘🦘🦘🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
hello from europe. i think the same. and i am worried that this monster could be back in WH. 💙💙💙🙋
@@sigridkramer4261Believe me we are all worried about a naked emperor who does know he has no clothes and wants to be a dictator for “a day.”
MICHAEL PICARD strikes again... 2nd time he's pranked Gaetz this year
That was beautiful, man!🤣
@@markm3346 oh yes it was. I loved Matt facial expression it was Priceless. Well deserved trophy.😂😂😂😂😂
... Awesome 😎👍🏻💙🇺🇸
It's awesome that Michael Picard made it on Jimmy Kimmel. Now have him on as a guest. He's doing God's work.
He is with them though
I can’t believe I’m JUST now learning about Michael Picard. That prank had me in tears from laughing so hard. Literally paused the video to find his UA-cam channel & subscribe 😂
literally same
He’s worth the sub. His videos are so on the nose. I donated to his trip to Ohio for the award. Best money I’ve ever spent.
He's brilliant. Been watching him for years.
He is hysterical!
He's absolutely brilliant.
Matt Gaetz got burned 😂😂😂😂😂
An ex-president and candidate for reelection sellling digital mugshot cards: It doesn't get more pathetic and embarrassing for the republican party.
Thank you. I thought the same thing
It does... on a daily basis...
BINGO !!!!
Oh trust me: Republicans will ALWAYS find a way to embarrass themselves even more.
Oh it will… it. Will.
The Matt prank was genius and hilarious! I’ll be laughing for the rest of the day… I love Jimmy’s show.
Yes!!😂😂😂
He's gone to another one of his rallies with a blow up doll too lol
Gaetz getting pranked again should be the start of an internet challenge.
And his base is gladly getting their credit cards ready.
Because, not a cult at all.
Making money off his mugshot is illegal as it's property of the state indicting him. The criminal is again committing crimes, copyright infringement and theft.
Yep. Trump cut a deal in exchange for not having to do the barefooted mug shots and cavity search and being able to post bond instead of wait in jail for this RICO case. I believe actually Trump is entitled to a cut of the proceeds and expenses, but yes: His deal was he has to forward the bulk of proceeds to Fulton County Sheriff's Office.
Congrats to the guy who pulled the prank on Gaetz! That was great! 😂🤣😂 ROFLMAO!!
It's absolutely amazing that Micheal managed to not only infiltrate the event, but get on stage with the mic and hand Matt Gaetz the award personally. It's like he's the main character in a Douglas Adams book
No one deserves that award more than Matt !
YES!
😂😂😂😂
@@DissectGibberish yes...bigly
A prison Sentence, would go Great with That award.
Yes , the world knows of the traitors idiocy but the real fools the people that buy into his con
The people make him powerful. He has no power without the base. What has happened to the people who find him appealing? As a parent you'd allow your children to lie to you the way he lies? Sickening state of affairs.
The only award i would give Matt Gaetz is prison time.
I don’t know how Republicans aren’t embarrassed that this guy is actually representing THEM, boggles my mind on a daily basis.
Like minded
He doesn't have late stage dementia... that is the "bar" Republicans have set for their embarrassment tolerance ;-)
You and me both! It's really a shame.
As opposed to the Democrats ridin' with Biden, a person that's completely corrupted and can't form a sentence, falls off a stationary bike, lies about him and his son's overseas blackmail?
There's more evidence against Biden and his entire family than there is against Trump but you don't care because your mind is poisoned by people like Jimmy Kimmel..
The whole rest of the world is laughing at him!!😅
This guy will grift from the grave. FFS VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙
It will have a coin slot on the headstone for sure 😂
He already made Ivana grift from the grave😂
@@CJ-uo5clMore like a credit card slot.
@@CJ-uo5cl 😂 Zing! 😂
@@markstevenson6635 ain’t that the truth! Wonder what’s really in her coffin. If was awfully heavy for ashes.
Jimmy should invite the man who pranked Matt Gaetz on his show
LMAO I couldn't subscribe to Michael Picard fast enough 💀
I had to rewind that prank like 7x bc I was laughing so hard
I'm sure by the time he sells out of these cards the material will be that of 100 cheap Chinese made suits. The scam never ends it just goes on.
And on and on and on and onnn!
😂😂😂❤❤
He has court fees to pay for, give the grifter a break!
Cheap Chinese suits like his cheap Chinese Donald Trump ties. I believe it was David Letterman that called him out on that one to no response.
As a non American, I'm terrified at what will happen to the world if Trump becomes president again.
Hearing you from Australia
Lmao. He was president for 4 yrs previously. Nothing happened.
This seems to be the consensus from around the globe. unquestionably.
Trump was President for 4 years.... There were no wars.. Russia didn't invade Ukraine, China never talked about invading Taiwan, and the Palestine-Israel conflict didn't happen.. You as a non American, should relax, stop watching these late night "comedians". Try going outside. The entire world is literally on the brink of WW3 and you're worried about Trump? I think you need as much help as Kimmel.
@@johnbrowne2170 I lost my father. Now buzz off.
Every time I hear Trump say “Hey it’s your favorite president” i literally let out an audible HA! Off of straight instinct 😂😂😂😂
.... and I'm usually vomiting 🤮 inside of My mouth 😢
@@carolw8579same! And I look to turn off whatever it is coming from: usually the phone 📱 or TeeVee😮
LMAO !!
Biden supporters…
Lol even Jimmy Kimmel laughed at how ridiculous these cards are!
Hypothetically if someone had all the pieces to that suit, they would have evidence that suit was definitely not worn by a 215 pound man. 😂
"Mommy says that whenever a MAGA is grifted out of their money an Angel gets their wings".
The nutcracker bit was hilarious 😂 Black Santa being a war on Christmas veteran has me lmao
If your biggest problem this season is that your kids might see a black Santa or a nutcracker wearing a rainbow hat, your life oozes privilege
Wow, he actually said "Believe me I don't have all those muscles they give me in the cartoons"!!! Trump tells the truth, stop the presses!!!
Craninumb
He also told on himself recently saying he ate too much🤣
😂😂😂Yes Finally
Plus he is a cartoon character but not funny.
The first and only truth
That suit swatch card commercial was like an SNL cold open. Ridiculous.
If Trump is innocent, as he claims to be, why doesn't he insist on a hearing in court a.s.a.p. instead of delaying things as long as he can? He should really be pushing to go to court to get it over with and clear his name
As if 😂 ~
Sheep
He's never said he was innocent, he's claimed he's immune from prosecution. Big Difference!
@@tamfam0620 Where have you been for the past 8 years? Donald has said, "I didn't do anything wrong!" so many times, about so many things, I assume he just stalks the hallways of Mar-a-Lago shouting it to anyone within earshot.
He claims his innocence every single time.
How do we get this March trial televised? This NEEEDS to happen.
That mugshot ad was so unbelievable... insanity
The Devil in a mugshot
Michael Picard is a legend
😂😂😂😂Geatz getting pranked is the best!!!!!
I've never heard Jimmy cackle like that, and I'm there for it!
Traitoring Cards. 😂
Again, good description!
“That suit - and it was a great suit - has been cut to pieces. It is the most significant suit in history. (Never mind that I’m wearing an identical one.)”
"plenty of big strong men came to me with tears in their eyes, telling me how my suit was the suitiest suit they ever thought suitable."
I thought criminals weren’t allowed to make money off their crimes.
I would had never thought that an ex president of the US was going to stoop to such lows! This is disgraceful!!
MAGA LEADER 😅💯🏴☠️😅😂😅
It's nice that the GOP has found something new to enrage themselves about for the holidays.
Good for them.
Dems are the ones always crying. I mean literally crying
Seriously... they have to create some kind of yearly culture war to get their base riled up because they have NOTHING else... One of the very least productive Congresses in history, and they only passed 22 bills, in 1 year! despicable... That's where our Tax dollars are going, to the GOP run-do nothing Congress!!!!
That’s the funniest opening segment in many months. Well done.
"How did you get in the wheelchair, Disabled Black Santa?" "I fought in the War on Christmas." Love it!
That NFT commercial is solid gold. It plays out like an SNL skit. Who'd have thought the world's biggest narcissist would make actual relics of HIMSELF BEING ARRESTED into cards?! You can't pay for comedy like this.
I initially really thought it might be deep fake SNL Skit untill I looked it up and it's outrageously true.
This guy is a snake oil salesman Scammer.
He has always have been.
@@kamruzbari0103I didn't realise they were digital at first when I heard about them. What an absolute scam
Memories of "never" giving up lol.
Think of his card from a jail cell! Or maybe addressing the prisoners and asking for support.
This stuff just writes itself. Truth is stupider than fiction!
Jack Smith is the man 💪
My favorite part of the lady with the singing dog is when, while the dog is howling, she rolls her eyes and starts chomping her gum! So perfect a response to the rest of the icky news...
total "show stopper" 🤣
The ultimate Christmas Grift! The fine print says something to the effect of “you may not receive any of it at their discretion” 😂
2:18 "An elderly same sex couple showing their nephew around the country club." I spit out my coffee. I am not worthy. Give that writer the week off.
I agree.....that was hilarious
You said it before i could!
As P.T,Barnum said, there's a sucker born every minute.
Brilliant nutcracker sketch 😂 Ja!
now if you want real comedy relief, have Jimmy Kimmel do a similar one targetting Mohammed and the Islamic faith during their holiday celebrations ..
@@marcdupont6018Would be nice as well 😊
@@marcdupont6018Would be nice 😊
Can always count on Jimmy for laughs.🤣☮️🇨🇦
arrest him put him in jail for fraud for misuse of government documents.. they do not belong to him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
First time I hear Jimmy laughing like that… 😂😂😂😂 you know that this is off the chart.
Haha right?!!!
I kept watching that over and over. 😂😂
That's funny Matt gaetz totally got trolled in person.
Trump constantly sounds like me trying to end a customer service call when I'm in too deep
That Sean Hayes is such a legend! This nutcracker needs to be a reoccurring segment!! ♥️🌲🎁
Lol, absolutely!! I thought that was him.
I love Kimmel and lots of the skits and bits. This one felt like an SNL retread from the 2000's after all the greatest cast were onward and elsewhere. I can live without nutcracker. Unless it's women nutcrackers. Melania and Hillary nutcrackers would be funny.
I'm glad you spoke up, I didn't recognize him.
It was a great segment!
German here - who was wheelchair Santa? I didn't recognize him.
what an embarrassment to the nation, leaders around the world seeing how far we have fallen to the bottom...while our adversaries see an easy mark
Im very concerned for the prankster. Did you see that cop yank him off the stage? @7:11
"cognitively not good." - Donald Trump, stable genius
Trump already has a strong legal defense:
a note from his doctor:
Phone Spurs.
😂😂😂
Gold
Sodom and gomorrah
Mark 2:19, 3:4
😂😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant.
Problem with the States? There’s just nothing there…
Selling cards with your mugshot is not something a super rich guy would do. There would be no reason, because, ya know, your are super rich. This guy is clearly not what he claims.
So your point is he's poor? ok.
That Nutcracker piece was hilarious! 😂
I know where he can stick his cards😂😂
“Have a good life.” A line more commonly used in a bad breakup
Trump wearing his prison jumpsuit should make great hero cards …! 😂
I'd buy a card of that if the money went to a good charity.
LMAO !!
If some of his supporters spend over $4k on the trash cards and can't make ends meet, good!!! And they don't have a right to complain about the cost of goods after spending that much money in crap!!
Same with the ones buying cameos of Georgette Santos. People spend their money so foolishly, and then complain about inflation.
Felt that way since the beginning. All the made in China van wraps and ugly red flag hats etc, not to mention donations for him to not pay lawyers with. They deserve it. Hope he takes the whole account lol.
Poor Eric?! You should have said: " Eric, start collecting!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That award to Matt Gaetz was epic!!!!!
And Matty kept the reward!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't like the way the guards lost it. It was just a prank. Laugh dudes. It's just Matt Gaytz. Let the prankster prank. Nobody was being attacked physically. It was cerebrally comical. Calm down!
Who is buying $4700 worth of digital Trump cards?
Especially when you can just screenshot them, or just save the picture.
Idiots who tell us they can't afford groceries most likely lol.
@@Zalzany "I can'ts ate food, but I cans lick duh screen. YEEHAAH!" -Trumpet with imaginary cards
They can't eat very much food with only 2 teeth! 😂😂😂!
That's actually a pretty good idea bro like save the image and then print off your own trump cards and start selling them lmaoooo could make a fortune
and they look absolutely AI generated lol
Sanity is a global thing. Much love!
My great grandmother used to tell me that the Trump family have always been like they are, and she called them The Flim Flam Family. Snake oil sales people!😂
She ain't wrong.
Mystifying
Then your grandma was either rich, and had people say similar things about her family, or she was talking about people she didn't know.
And what would you call the Biden family?
Smart lady.
Trump isnt selling a suit, he bought some fabric that could have became a suit and cut it up.
His sheeple fall for anything! And he knows it.
Yup!
You might be 100 percent on the money.
He has a long history of scamming and shirking his financial liabilities through legal loopholes and outright deception
Of course he did. He would never cut up one of those horribly-fitting ‘custom’ suits of his.
Mark 2:19, 3:4
Seeing Matt Gaetz lose it is amazingly awesome!
jimmy kimmel on the list
Thank you for hearty laughs on a cold,winter night. Jimmy & Giullimo = gauranteed joy! 🎉😂
... Happy Holidays to you from BLUE 💙 ARIZONA 🌵😎👍🇺🇸🎅🏻🕊️🦃
Love Love Loved Jimmy's laugh during the Trump card monologue! 😂😂😂
Yes! He has such a sinister laugh😂
Love that dog's singing.❤
The video with the dog was hysterical.
3:37 4:01 That laugh from Jimmy was hilarious! 🤣
Yes 😂 Jimmy's laugh is soooooo wicked 😅
If he made the price lower, he'd make more from people buying them for a gag.
Why? He sets them at a higher price so his donors can launder money and make illegal political donations without the paper trace.
The Matt Gaetz clips was great.
I like the dog's singing better than the lady's!!! 😂
PLEASE : make jokes as much as you want, but STOP playing his commercials, giving him free airtime. VOTE BLUE!!!💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂
Pretty sure his commercials either feed the cult or make people realise he is a joke.
💙💙💙💙💙
The mug shot image belongs to Fulton County. Unauthorized use prohibited.
They should send a cease and desist letter ... cease and desist from running for president.
That dog needs a nomination for best vocal performance 23’ ! Flawless 👏🏾
It's awesome that they include everybody!
"Fox news can eat our nuts." Suddenly I want that on a t-shirt!
I'm waiting for these Christmas Specials. Put them on next to toymaker turned dentist
The Donald (not the duck) went to buy a suit. Trump told the salesman, ‘I wanna see something cheap.’ The sales guy told Trump to look in the mirror.
Badum- tzssss
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
Trump never wants to see something cheap... Big beatiful this..Great strong that...Billions and Billions..
@@FreedomVoice365Hahahahaha.
He can't even pay his Lawyers.
Biden 2024.
Good one! 😆😆😆😆😆
"The Three Wise Thems" was epic. ROFL.
It's like selling pieces of the "True Cross." It's a cult.
You have to give credit to the writers they did a great job on this one
Yes! LMAO
Huh?? Trump cards are real and mike Picard did the prank. No writing of writers on those parts.
Republicans are either too busy getting indicted, pleading guilty or tearing each other apart. I love it 😆
Your welcome.
OMG WHAT NEXT 😂 HES GETTING DESPERATE
Democrats destroying the economy, families and the American dream.
🍿🥤🍿🥤🍿🥤🍿🥤🍿🥤🍿
@@AnetteBarrett... I mean... he's leading in every poll presently... but okay
Well done Mike