George Santos Kicked Out of Congress, Trump Ate “Too Much” After Jan 6th & a Very MAGA Christmas

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  • @lorimontcalm9086
    @lorimontcalm9086 Рік тому +392

    Trump's weightlifting montage was disturbing. I just can't imagine sitting through an entire rally.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Рік тому +32

      Obviously others feel the same - his rallies are getting smaller.

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +31

      He is a laughing stock at this point.

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 Рік тому +18

      That was a weightlifting montage?

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Рік тому +17

      How have I not seen those clips before? There are so many of them and they're so disturbing.

    • @markantrobus8782
      @markantrobus8782 Рік тому +9

      I loved it. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel show. 🤓

  • @markrowley8073
    @markrowley8073 Рік тому +106

    I for one am so glad you speak out about Trump! Please keep it up 👍

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart Рік тому +484

    That was disgusting, all the Trump grunting. I never want to hear that again.

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 Рік тому +9

    You were extra sharp tonight, Mr. Kimmel. Good wit and to the point humor right through.

  • @roywhitman7109
    @roywhitman7109 Рік тому +40

    This has to be one of your best! I LMFAO when you had the montage of Trump lifting his invisible weights with his little hands while squealing!😂😂 And this thing not only wants to be POTUS again, there's demented idiots that want it, too!!!😳

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Рік тому +2

      remember those 80ties Aerobic videos ... thats MAGA´s training videos now

  • @sandrahardison4918
    @sandrahardison4918 Рік тому +410

    It is beyond all my senses why anyone wants that man for president of anything. Vote it away America!

    • @kramnoslaw4474
      @kramnoslaw4474 Рік тому

      Agreed. Take it from somebody that's never voted red in my life. Trump does somehow steal his way back in the Whitehouse in 24. Everything that made our great country great gone

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll Рік тому +1

      But Jimmy Kimmel might make a good president.

    • @ngauruhoezodiac3143
      @ngauruhoezodiac3143 Рік тому +2

      He will make Putin laugh to death.

    • @ronald-xs7sp
      @ronald-xs7sp Рік тому +15

      It's a Cult!

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 Рік тому +17

      We voted him out last time and this time we know he wants revenge for the first loss. Real Americans are going to show up again to show him the door.

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 Рік тому +511

    I recall a political analyst saying at the beginning of the year that George Santos wouldn't make it to the end of his Congressional term; he turned out to be correct. He also says that Donald WILL go to prison regardless of what the media keeps telling us. I believe that Jack Smith will prove him right once again!

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +26

      Hmm, I believe you. My faith is ever swelling. 😊

    • @IndubitablyIndeedi
      @IndubitablyIndeedi Рік тому +6

      What media is claiming to predict Trump's fate either way? Also, you didn't need to be a political analyst to guess that Santos wouldn'tt make it to end of term. This just sounds like prophylactic copium.
      Let things play out. Predictions are irrelevant. The power of your belief will not change any outcomes.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 Рік тому

      I won't believe Trump will spend any time behind bars until he's physically behind bars spending time. I no longer have optimism with regard to people like him ever being held accountable for anything, it's been made perfectly clear that he's above the law.

    • @mrblonde1264
      @mrblonde1264 Рік тому

      EVERYONE thinks trump should be in jail unless its a cultist or someone with little grasp of what trump really is.
      Anyone else would've been arrested for hiding classified info never mind everything else he's done.
      He needs to be convicted and sent to prison considering the levity if his crimes

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 Рік тому

      ​@@IndubitablyIndeedismell you!

  • @preztruman-tv9zi
    @preztruman-tv9zi Рік тому +150

    That grunting wasn’t the weight lifter; it was Donald trying to expel Stephen Miller from his small intestine.

    • @rhondacampbell2592
      @rhondacampbell2592 Рік тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +1

      @rhondacampbell2592 Along with Marge, Kimberly Gargoyle, and Don Jr.😂

    • @jasonbrown372
      @jasonbrown372 Рік тому +8

      🤣🤔🤮

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Рік тому +4

      ofc this was hard ... Micro Goebbels is such a clinger ^^

    • @preztruman-tv9zi
      @preztruman-tv9zi Рік тому +3

      @@thingamabob3902 I knew the guy who influenced Goebbels; You couldn’t be more correct.

  • @GoJess21
    @GoJess21 Рік тому +14

    It actually felt really good to see them take the sign off Santos’s door

    • @lucysphotosfromar
      @lucysphotosfromar 11 місяців тому +3

      BUT HOW DID HE GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE????????????????

  • @samasonedderman
    @samasonedderman Рік тому +97

    I'm not American and watching 45 groaning like that makes me cringe in embarrassment!! Yikes!!

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Рік тому +5

      Fortunately, Trump is too conceited to be embarrassed, and his fans are too much in love with him to be critical at all.

    • @samasonedderman
      @samasonedderman Рік тому

      @@annakingry9157 Such a shame! America deserves much more.

    • @saturday1066
      @saturday1066 Рік тому +1

      "second hand cringe" knows no nationality (apparently).
      also: sorry

    • @samasonedderman
      @samasonedderman Рік тому +2

      @@saturday1066 No. I'm sorry. You guys don't deserve this. No one does.

    • @MagicToenail
      @MagicToenail 11 місяців тому

      Trump's entire campaign slogan was “Make America Great Again” but what he really did was make America 120 times worse than it already was

  • @lars277
    @lars277 Рік тому +67

    You know Tangerine Mussolini did not read Cheney's book. I doubt he even audio booked it. He probably had some poor soul read it and give him a report.

    • @alfredgeorge317
      @alfredgeorge317 Рік тому +3

      I don't think the book is even released...

    • @roc7880
      @roc7880 Рік тому +7

      he probably listened to an interview on fox discussing the book

    • @maxinel1776
      @maxinel1776 Рік тому

      @@alfredgeorge317It was released at midnight

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 Рік тому +6

      It's not even out till tomorrow so he's only reacting to the early media releases! Lame.

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 Рік тому +3

      Now, now, we all know he couldn't even read the cover.

  • @wking8
    @wking8 Рік тому +208

    Seeing Trump's O face is going to haunt me forever

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t Рік тому +3

      I thought he was handwalking.

    • @OffWhiteDaz
      @OffWhiteDaz Рік тому +3

      Me too

    • @marypoor9574
      @marypoor9574 Рік тому +35

      And when you remember it's supposed to be his impression of a young girl (I don't care that he mentioned weightlifting). This, the guy is such a CREEPER!

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +16

      His childishly scrawny shoulders and arms, and his stubby little middle-schooler fists were what caught my eye.

    • @beverlystewart1096
      @beverlystewart1096 Рік тому +2

      Class action lawsuit for mental anguish.

  • @Phenomental1ty
    @Phenomental1ty Рік тому +321

    Trump has the indictments, all the indictments, the most beautiful indictments. People come up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Mr. Trump, you have the most beautiful indictments, so many indictments, no one has ever had such beautiful indictments as yours. No one knows indictments like Trump does. 🍊🎪🤡🤣

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 Рік тому

      He’s has more indictments than any other president! The biggest indictments, as you say!

    • @michellewalters4484
      @michellewalters4484 Рік тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯

    • @user-Tn2Dn
      @user-Tn2Dn Рік тому +15

      You forgot to call him Sir. That’s a mandatory embellishment.

    • @michellewalters4484
      @michellewalters4484 Рік тому +1

      @@user-Tn2Dn 👏👏✌️

    • @dalecox5928
      @dalecox5928 Рік тому +12

      @@user-Tn2Dn Actually you have to call Trump "Mein Fuhrer!"

  • @pkmcburroughs
    @pkmcburroughs Рік тому +67

    It's not hard to imagine Trump slamming Big Macs into his face and RAGE eating.

    • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky
      @DouglasRichardson-er4ky Рік тому +2

      ... Ketchup'd fries against the wall 🍟

    • @markprinsloo4258
      @markprinsloo4258 11 місяців тому +1

      With a big bucket of KFC on the side.

    • @panther9408
      @panther9408 11 місяців тому +2

      Eating BM's 4 at a time two in each hand

    • @bobbybob3865
      @bobbybob3865 11 місяців тому +3

      Don't forget the Diet Cokes.

    • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky
      @DouglasRichardson-er4ky 11 місяців тому +1

      @@bobbybob3865 ... so he can maintain his small handed blobby orange hued figure 🥴

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 Рік тому +19

    "If Jesus comes down, you're going straight to Hell!" Thank you Jimmy for one of the best lines ever! It's succinct, it's accurate & it delivers a very precise comedic punch. 💙

  • @TebowcaT21
    @TebowcaT21 Рік тому +89

    That clip of trump’s weightlifting display is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. Especially when he wants to be president.

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +9

      Ivanka must be so proud.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Рік тому +11

      It’s either the sounds he made with Stormy, or the ones he makes on the toilet.

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Рік тому +6

      @@sophierobinson2738 at this point I doubt he is aware if he is on the toilet or in the bed ...

    • @markwilliamson4006
      @markwilliamson4006 Рік тому +4

      Trump has always been nothing but a crook and a bad stand up comic, but this routine is one of his worst. At this point, I doubt that Donnie could even raise his arms over his head, much less lift any weight.

    • @rmg03c
      @rmg03c Рік тому +3

      Between the noised and his hands, I'm not sure what he was holding! Yes, sick and yes, the pornographic version. You won't view that the same ever again.

  • @jamesedward2470
    @jamesedward2470 Рік тому +302

    To think this embarrassment was a president

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Рік тому +10

      Use the appropriate language: "To think we made this man president." Trump didn't "happen". You made him.

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому

      The media gas lit Americans into believing he was a billionaire.

    • @maxinel1776
      @maxinel1776 Рік тому +28

      To think that Russia helped this man to become president

    • @williambilly3269
      @williambilly3269 Рік тому

      Trump is the biggest joke America.
      I hope America doesn't sleep walk into a dictatorship 🙏🇬🇧

    • @jasonbrown372
      @jasonbrown372 Рік тому +3

      @@ricksimon9867 !Nyet!

  • @Maribel-q3y
    @Maribel-q3y Рік тому +22

    credit to george santos for all the material he provided for the best jokes ever! RIP george santos! we are not going to miss you!

  • @janedoe247
    @janedoe247 Рік тому +2

    I love this one so much!!!!

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby Рік тому +1

    Watching the following segment at 6:55 via audio only and without the supercuts context will hunt me in my nightmares. 5hanks Kimmel.

  • @jenniferfairchild1858
    @jenniferfairchild1858 Рік тому +32

    We love you, Jimmy, and team.

  • @Todd.B
    @Todd.B Рік тому +66

    They should have pulled out a classified document from Trumps Bear

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 Рік тому +205

    Never believe what comes out of George Santos' mouth. He's officially expelled and that's the greatest Christmas present i could ever ask for. 🙌👋

    • @silverstem2964
      @silverstem2964 Рік тому +9

      There's a certain myocardial infarction that I have on my wishlist!😎

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Рік тому +11

      I can't believe they'd treat a Vietnam war veteran like that.

    • @michellewalters4484
      @michellewalters4484 Рік тому +9

      My idea of the greatest gift this year? Trump quietly retiring to his home, permanently. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @Confoil
      @Confoil Рік тому +10

      I believed George when he said he, "...can chew and walk gum at the same time."

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Рік тому +4

      Exactly ! Truest thing he’s ever said !

  • @brianh.4185
    @brianh.4185 Рік тому +21

    He’s not mimicking a weightlifter, he’s soiling his diaper.

  • @krismaganti1268
    @krismaganti1268 Рік тому +4

    Thanks for great farewell to Congresswoman Kitara Ravache

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 Рік тому +231

    We deserve an apology for making us listen to Trump make those sounds

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +61

    I assume Trump also makes those noises sitting on the toilet at 2 a.m.

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Рік тому +4

      I wouldn't know, I don't actively listen to him that closely

    • @jasonbrown372
      @jasonbrown372 Рік тому +5

      🤢🤮

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +3

      I doubt it. He gets constipated with all the cheeseburgers 🍔 he consumes.😂

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Рік тому +2

      And 4a.m. and 6 a.m...

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Рік тому +69

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗 😊❤️👍

  • @stephenz.8700
    @stephenz.8700 Рік тому +6

    OMG that was so damn hilarious that entire monologue was f’Ing great

  • @adamfike3587
    @adamfike3587 Рік тому +13

    lol love jimmy kimmel - he’s always spot on with these “republicans” today

  • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
    @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Рік тому +24

    Laughing SO MUCH at Santos' goodbye. I will definitely miss the smiley guy! What a wingman! 🗽

  • @manbtm1
    @manbtm1 Рік тому +365

    Just listening to Trump speak alone, you would think, would make any normal and rational person wonder what in the world is this guy even running for president and how will he ever represent the United States? The way it needs to be. This country is tanking so badly with Trump Every day.

    • @dalecox5928
      @dalecox5928 Рік тому

      Trump needs to be locked up either in a prison or in a mental hospital.

    • @wddilly8488
      @wddilly8488 Рік тому +25

      That’s the problem. America has a frightening lack of normal, rational people

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +21

      It exposes the terrible education system we have.

    • @hal90001
      @hal90001 Рік тому +10

      It's because your education system is broken.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Рік тому +14

      If someone who didn't know about 45 listened to him, they'd think he was a lousy stand-up comedian.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +479

    It's great how George is willing to 'spill the tea' on the GOP... but can we believe him?!

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 Рік тому +73

      I mean... I'll believe anything about the GOP besides them having integrity and being sane at this point.

    • @bad_idols_band
      @bad_idols_band Рік тому +21

      No. Don’t believe anything he says

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq Рік тому +22

      I think he's having a hissy fit

    • @jrcather5196
      @jrcather5196 Рік тому +4

      george w obama skit

    • @deway1552
      @deway1552 Рік тому

      GOPs are into much worse, like Gatez, I welcome the dump of truth. 😀

  • @lisav.9414
    @lisav.9414 Рік тому +19

    You know that trump doesn't even read the books....someone just tells him what they said.

    • @leotachaney7322
      @leotachaney7322 11 місяців тому +1

      According to an interview of Ivana(while still married to djt) he keeps a copy of Hitler's "Nein Kempf" on his nightstand! Sorry Evangelicals and Baptists....not the Bible.😢 So, considering his actions during and after his 4 yr reign of terror he obviously HAS read that book repeatedly! 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 If you love your freedoms and most importantly, on Pearl Harbor Day, you respect the MANY men and women who have fought and given their lives for those freedoms.....DO NOT BE FOOLED into voting for djt or his many repub enablers.

  • @beehthephotographer
    @beehthephotographer Рік тому +6

    “I can chew and walk gum at the same time” I’m losing it😅

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing Рік тому +17

    It's the sweetest thing that Dad or Mom drove to the airport just so their little Swiftie MIGHT see a glimpse of Taylor....
    On a cold Winter night

    • @retriever19golden55
      @retriever19golden55 Рік тому +5

      I almost saw the Dalai Lama once. I was working at Cornell University, painting the outside of a building near the Johnson Museum. There was a reception for him at the Johnson. He was so surrounded by monks and security, we couldn't actually see him because he's such a little guy, but we knew he was in the center of the crowd. 😉

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +220

    Seriously, trump supporters: what do YOU see when trump does that incredibly weird and uncomfortable moaning thing? It's SO WEIRD.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @donmartin9489
      @donmartin9489 Рік тому +35

      They don't see anything, they just, come with tears in their eyes.

    • @rjelruiz5867
      @rjelruiz5867 Рік тому +16

      These Trumpets see a big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes.

    • @susannpatton2893
      @susannpatton2893 Рік тому +21

      He's in middle school and his followers are in the same grade

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Рік тому +8

      @@donmartin9489 That was either a very unfortunate choice of words, or a very deliberate choice of words, but either way, you're right.

  • @johnnyfreedom3437
    @johnnyfreedom3437 Рік тому +9

    I have learned to expect greatness from Jimmy kimmel, but this was over the top fantastic! The George Santos tribute was is the best! Now that I'm retired I have learned to love the weekdays!

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +1

      I will miss that skit for sure.

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK2 Рік тому +42

    It’s really disturbing how many people actually do buy all that stuff from the Trump store.

    • @darrylbrown8253
      @darrylbrown8253 11 місяців тому

      Trumpy Bear!! LMAO

    • @leotachaney7322
      @leotachaney7322 11 місяців тому +1

      I'll bet MELANIA is so glad she doesn't have to listen to that anymore!!!!!

    • @bobbybob3865
      @bobbybob3865 11 місяців тому

      I get email offers every day.

  • @virginiabarton1056
    @virginiabarton1056 11 місяців тому +2

    That dad taking his daughter to see Taylor at the airport is just precious! Great dad!😊

  • @justintime986
    @justintime986 Рік тому +419

    Trump is the most ungodly person.....

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 Рік тому +16

      The man of sin has been revealed.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Рік тому +5

      Oh. I thought he was god.

    • @malkaz9167
      @malkaz9167 Рік тому +6

      @@bovinityleak2066The bar is REALLY low.

    • @askew9976
      @askew9976 Рік тому +11

      That fact is actually ok, because god isn’t real.

    • @kungfumind.
      @kungfumind. Рік тому +2

      Pretty fitting for an American president

  • @martin2289
    @martin2289 Рік тому +81

    That compilation of Trump's pantomime transgender weightlifting routine was truly frightening. The man is insane.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому +5

      Indeed.
      Totally pathetic. 🙄

  • @bertiefagan419
    @bertiefagan419 Рік тому +6

    Thank you Jimmy and team ❤

  • @janeltranmer2284
    @janeltranmer2284 Рік тому +2

    That bent my mind! What a monologue. Killer writing. Smoking hot.

  • @missyouflowers2654
    @missyouflowers2654 Рік тому +1

    Love Kimmel ❤❤

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +190

    "No one looks better than Trump in women's shoes!"
    Somewhere out there, little Ronnie just pulled up his go-go boots and began typing furiously.

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 Рік тому +17

      His thumbs are probably the most muscular part of him.

    • @Darbykins27
      @Darbykins27 Рік тому +18

      DeSantis already did the go go boots. Maybe Trump can do kitten heels.

    • @roc7880
      @roc7880 Рік тому +7

      I think that DeSantis would win that prize by far

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +3

      @@roc7880 DeSantis looked sexy in those white boots.😂

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +1

      @@celiashen5490 His fingers are still overweight and stubby.

  • @thaisstone5192
    @thaisstone5192 Рік тому +40

    Well, if anybody can chew and walk gum at the same time, that person has to be a miracle of nature.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac Рік тому +1452

    The fact that nearly 70 million Americans are *still* willing to vote for Trump, *_knowing what he is_* , is disturbing and alarming.

    • @NarayananMurthyblogs
      @NarayananMurthyblogs Рік тому +82

      Yes, 70 million will still vote for him, even after watching his stupidest acts 70 billion times!

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Рік тому +139

      Sad , but true . So the other 150 million need to turn out and vote 🗳️ for a real president , Joe Biden !

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq Рік тому +39

      ​@@NarayananMurthyblogsdoubt it,some evangelicals are dumping him already.

    • @FoodWithShay
      @FoodWithShay Рік тому +5

      I'm not American, But I think he is real. I like him.

    • @wcfields547
      @wcfields547 Рік тому +92

      @@FoodWithShay😂 even if you are American you wouldn’t be American if you like him ! Tells me all I need to know about your morals values and what type of society you would like to live in …..I pity the fooled hate the fooler 😂

  • @rayhall5280
    @rayhall5280 Рік тому +3

    The George Santos thing brought tears to my eyes.
    Not because of the song but from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 😅

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Рік тому +4

    Best Late Night Show on TV, 😂😂😂😂 Kimmel!

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 Рік тому +23

    "If Jesus comes down you're going straight to hell" that was really funny 😅

  • @unitoolzee
    @unitoolzee Рік тому +69

    Hard to believe, but not everyone cares about Taylor Swift.

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 Рік тому +9

      Taylor Who?

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d Рік тому +1

      Blasphemer!!!!!!!!

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Рік тому +6

      She makes music for little girls, and little girls have a LOT of money these days ... advertisers care.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +2

      @@jeepliving1 😂😂😂

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 Рік тому +3

      Too bad--it's Taylor Swift's world today, we're just living in it, lol!!!!

  • @elizabethpowers7540
    @elizabethpowers7540 Рік тому +70

    I have to love my country more than my comedy, but there is a part of me that will miss the comedy gold called George Santos.

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Рік тому +3

      It was never funny. It was always shocking. Those who think it was funny simply don't understand what it said about U.S. democracy.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Рік тому +4

      Just watched a clip that says he's performing cameo roles at the same place as Rudy and that he's just upped his price from $75 to $200!! A grift that he's obviously been up to for a while alongside getting paid as a congressman.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Рік тому

      Not even for a single second !

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Рік тому

      a comedian paid by tax money .... makes it a tad less funny

  • @LorienDrechsler
    @LorienDrechsler Рік тому +4

    Let's re-write this a little, "...it was not that I was not eating, it was that I was eating too much, at a level rarely seen before." Yeah, that sounds better :)

    • @monkeydavefraud
      @monkeydavefraud Рік тому

      Not that I was not. That's social media learned behavior. Aka parallel speech patterns. You must affirm in the negative because all you know is what you don't know. Pretend and say what. Self sensor.. pog....pg 176....dl

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Рік тому +1

    I wish Kimmel Crew would put a link to the short clips🙏🏿 you show at the beginning of these videos. 😆😂

  • @fakerating
    @fakerating Рік тому +50

    Whoever edited that George Santos clip, along with being set to music, deserves an Emmy Award.

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana Рік тому +71

    I'm from Cedar Rapids, and am offend by Trump. I'm glad that I wasn't eating during the weight lifting/sex noises of Dumpty. That teddy bear is a real thing and $70

  • @KenChawkin
    @KenChawkin Рік тому +62

    "I can chew and walk gum at the same time." - George Santos, former congressman

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂👍🏽❤️Jimmy please don’t stop rolling. Love you. Thank you for your one of a kind show👏🏽👏🏽

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk49 11 місяців тому +1

    Excellent 🤣 Jimmy, thanks for the inserts and comment 👍❤️👍 Applause 👏👏👏

  • @rebeccab9204
    @rebeccab9204 Рік тому +5

    OMG, that montage of grunting that begins at 6:58 is about the most disturbing thing I've ever seen and heard...

  • @vincecallagher7636
    @vincecallagher7636 Рік тому +15

    Thanx for having Guillermo speak the opening segment. Much better.

  • @kadeshdubose5535
    @kadeshdubose5535 Рік тому +40

    The Trump moaning montage will haunt my dreams lol

  • @SantiagoSimeon
    @SantiagoSimeon Рік тому +1

    Those are the most heaviest air weights I've ever seen😂

  • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
    @JacquelineFox-xo6jn 11 місяців тому +1

    Wait until you see. Tonight on Him... Will Santos say it......Drum roll.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @partiespronto
    @partiespronto Рік тому +78

    Those repeated powerlifting clips of trump are giving PTSD to Stormy Daniels and Melania

  • @lynnestamey7272
    @lynnestamey7272 Рік тому +11

    OMG I peed my pants over the weight lifting routine! I've seen clips of this and it always cracks me up! Who does he think he is fooling?

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +3

      How did women sleep with that guy??

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Рік тому

      @@Zorobbabel is it really hard to imagine ? Do you know what the word "money" means 😉😉😉

  • @timvitkuske
    @timvitkuske Рік тому +20

    Best late night show going!

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman95 Рік тому +3

    3:33 Jimmy said what we were all thinking.

  • @Jean-qu1qw
    @Jean-qu1qw 11 місяців тому +2

    There just are not enough padded 📱 cells...😂😂😂

  • @sherritaylor3114
    @sherritaylor3114 Рік тому +4

    Best laugh I had all week. Thanks for that. Your team is great.

  • @keanelimusic
    @keanelimusic Рік тому +28

    That was the most disturbing and hilarious Trump montage ever

    • @jasonbrown372
      @jasonbrown372 Рік тому +1

      Better than inauguration day? You betcha!🤯

  • @El_JayBubby
    @El_JayBubby Рік тому +26

    "I can chew and walk gum at the same time" - One of George Santos' personalities
    Also wth has no one told Trump to stop, or at least dial back, making those noises. If someone was in public doing that you would think they are crazy or the most cringe person alive.

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 Рік тому +3

    That George Santos outtro was Hilarious😂😂😂😂

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 Рік тому +1

      😂Reminded me of my high school Senior year graduation video. 😢🧑‍🎓 😂😂classic song w/ a PowerPoint video.

    • @christopherrobinson3290
      @christopherrobinson3290 Рік тому

      @@terrancekayton007 ikr 😅

  • @jeffreyenglish1815
    @jeffreyenglish1815 Рік тому +9

    Oh God. Almost choked laughing when Santos said, “ I can chew and walk gum at the same time.”

  • @patty8894
    @patty8894 Рік тому +81

    "OMG"
    tRump is NUTS 😵😵
    VOTE BLUE 🇺🇸🇺🇸💙

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives Рік тому +6

      He's not nuts, calling him nuts devalues the depth of his lies. He is sane and sound, he knows exactly what he's doing. The only difference, a lot less people are believing his lies now.

  • @kathleenmccarthy8418
    @kathleenmccarthy8418 Рік тому +10

    I haven’t laughed out loud like that in awhile! 😂😂😂🥳👏🏻

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle Рік тому +1

    Family members said I needed to go back to Iowa after my mom died, so they could look after me.
    I am SO glad I turned that down.

  • @stephensnowball8006
    @stephensnowball8006 11 місяців тому

    These Elf reminders are life savers lol - thanks, Jimmy!

  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless Рік тому +173

    I have nothing against Taylor Swift as a person or as a performer, but the way the media treats her like actual royalty is creepy as hell.

    • @quetafierrro8253
      @quetafierrro8253 Рік тому +18

      Don’t over look he goods deeds that she does. Saving democracy by announcing to vote.

    • @daverobinson6110
      @daverobinson6110 Рік тому

      The Beatles are more popular than Jesus Christ?

    • @drinkmorecareless
      @drinkmorecareless Рік тому +11

      @@daverobinson6110 As they should be.

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj Рік тому +1

      ​@@daverobinson6110Waiting for Jesus' comeback tour is like waiting for GnR's Chinese Democracy album; it's taking so long that it will NEVER be able to live up to our expectations.

    • @scottmoldenhauer8908
      @scottmoldenhauer8908 Рік тому

      it happens, has happened and will happen again

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +99

    Taylor and Football are a perfect amalgam of things I couldn't care less about.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Рік тому +8

      Who and What? :)

    • @juliebrown8331
      @juliebrown8331 Рік тому +8

      We don't care what you care about. 😊

    • @horsethi3f
      @horsethi3f Рік тому +3

      Absolutely.

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq Рік тому +8

      You're brave,nobody messes with the swifties they're like the soprano's😊

    • @mariaangelova8275
      @mariaangelova8275 Рік тому +5

      You and me both lol 😂🤘🙌

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +32

    Goodbye, George Santos. Many will miss your comedic value.

  • @Dnn411
    @Dnn411 Рік тому +1

    g.s. Is only minutes away from announcing “dancing with the dispelled republicans” or a Greasey Christmas breakfast with “Jorge of Jordum”

  • @charlesbombaugh4014
    @charlesbombaugh4014 Рік тому

    AND HE'S STILL ANGRY!

  • @djmoocahking
    @djmoocahking Рік тому +6

    I didn’t know that’s how hard it was to lift a half of an ounce 😂

  • @debwilson245
    @debwilson245 Рік тому +9

    Great show!! watching rumpy's little hand-dance and hearing his monkey-mate sounds made me throw up a little - then santos' removal made everything a little better - hahaha - What a show!!!! Too funny!!!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Рік тому +103

    Gotta say even though Santos is objectively awful, at least I can say I’ll miss the jokes about him

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Рік тому +10

      And Kimmel's Santos was just the best!

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +8

      @@sheilaboston7051 I will miss that Santos for sure.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Рік тому +8

      I will miss his smiley side kick! Hope he is moving on to better things? Hope he's not out of work because of grifter George.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Рік тому +9

      Santos will make news again when he gets convicted ❤😂

    • @LunaticThomas
      @LunaticThomas Рік тому +3

      I’m sure the jokes will still go on! Lol

  • @amaurypimentel3167
    @amaurypimentel3167 11 місяців тому

    Excellent Show Jimmy!

  • @kathleenroberts6931
    @kathleenroberts6931 Рік тому

    Love you, Jimmy Kimmel ❤😊

  • @ARC.475
    @ARC.475 Рік тому +18

    I hate the guy but George Santos did great service to the talkshows 😂

  • @Shodan8285
    @Shodan8285 Рік тому +6

    That's what i was going to say! LMAO! I can totally see Kevin McCarthy fighting to pry a McFish covered in ketchup out of Trump's hands!

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian Рік тому +84

    One of these days all that Trump merchandise will be worth...nothing at all. 🤣

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d Рік тому +13

      As a gag gift, they are priceless. Imagine the face of the person opening the trump bear and then realizing what it actually is. There there is the regifting fun.

    • @LuckyVine
      @LuckyVine Рік тому +9

      Come on now, we all have to wipe our butts with something!

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d Рік тому +1

      The best part is giving them the trump bear, watching as they realize what it is, then acting really happy as if you really think they must be excited to have it.

    • @Drought-jr6pb
      @Drought-jr6pb Рік тому +3

      8:02 Is it just me or does his Christmas ornaments kind of look like a 7 year old made it. Just really bad looking construction; just like many of his buildings he funded.

  • @MarioPerez-de7zw
    @MarioPerez-de7zw Рік тому

    Wow just wow!!!!

  • @jennifer26744
    @jennifer26744 11 місяців тому

    Love the Elf reminders

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +14

    6:56 - 7:30
    The most upsetting few minutes of footage I've seen in decades. Decades.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 Рік тому +3

      Same. Sending Jimmy my therapy bills.

  • @debherr1261
    @debherr1261 Рік тому +32

    Lol for once trump tells the truth, eating too much.😅

  • @erikgustafson9302
    @erikgustafson9302 Рік тому +7

    Trump drew on that time he tried to lift TWO Filet O' Fish over his head to inspire his amazing weight lifting routine

  • @ritalagunas764
    @ritalagunas764 11 місяців тому

    Love you Jimmy 💖

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey Рік тому +1

    Does she have a stunt double?

  • @Michigan1985
    @Michigan1985 Рік тому +104

    The Trump lifting weights segment was 10/10. 🤣🤣

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +14

      He was barely making it.😂

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +17

      @@ZorobbabelI guarantee he has NEVER lifted a weight.

    • @John-lh4ju
      @John-lh4ju Рік тому +19

      Looked like he was trying to give birth to a Bigmac. 😅

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel Рік тому +10

      @@marshwetland3808 I doubt he works that hard doing the #2. 😂😂

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj Рік тому +12

      It almost made me feel sorry for Melania.
      Almost.