Donald Trump’s Pathetic, Embarrassing Announcement & Santa’s Lap or Booster Shot?

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2022
  • The long awaited sequel of Avatar is out this weekend, Donald Trump’s “major announcement” turned out to be the embarrassing release of digital trading cards featuring himself, the folks over at NewsMax were even underwhelmed, the official portrait of outgoing speaker Nancy Pelosi was revealed in Washington, the Washington State Cougars joined us in anticipation of the Jimmy Kimmel Los Angeles Bowl, we play a round of Santa’s Lap or Booster Shot, and we bleep and blur whether it’s needed or not in This Year in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @scaryterry9027
    @scaryterry9027 Рік тому +514

    Quite possibly the most embarrassing American moment ever. We are the laughing stock of the world.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому

      Yep! Ugly America 🇺🇸 is in full bloom 🤯

    • @elizabethchase8725
      @elizabethchase8725 Рік тому +8

      Johnny Cash summed it up for all of us...pull it up
      "God Is Gonna Cut You Down"

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Рік тому +53

      I am having the best laugh ever in Australia where this was first thing in morning news😂 I am sorry for the sane people in US.

    • @rubyclark7595
      @rubyclark7595 Рік тому +10

      For over7 years now...

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 Рік тому +9

      @@elizabethchase8725 oh HELL YEAH!
      🎶he can run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna lock him up... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna-- lock him up🎶

  • @donnamcardle8928
    @donnamcardle8928 Рік тому +134

    $99 cards for nothing… 45 has gone over the edge..Quanon meets QVC

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Рік тому +3

      Lol- that’s good!

    • @robertdraper5782
      @robertdraper5782 Рік тому +7

      You do get entered into a prize draw, the first prize is dinner with Trump, the second prize is two dinners with Trump.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Рік тому +11

      @@robertdraper5782 the third prize is a classified document.

    • @truthray2885
      @truthray2885 Рік тому +3

      His grift hasn't changed in its essence for four decades at least. Every grift of his rests on grossly overvaluing some thing, and raking the excess value in his pocket. Except in his interactions with Russians and Saudis, they knew the grift, but used it as a way to route illicit funds to him while he was nominal president, and thinking they can make that happen again.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +6

      @@jackderipper2233 last place prize gets Eric.

  • @RRyan-pq5xd
    @RRyan-pq5xd Рік тому +9

    Kimmel you just keep Bringin' It and calling out the lunacy that surrounds us. Keep up the good work.

  • @mackman3294
    @mackman3294 Рік тому +77

    " you could win an amazing prize like dinner with me, I don't know if that's amazing but is what we have" I'm done! 😂😂😂😂

    • @AB-pl1ko
      @AB-pl1ko Рік тому +7

      Your chance to win 'Dinner with a Has-Been'?

    • @rastalove6268
      @rastalove6268 Рік тому +4

      Access to very sensitive classified documents..

    • @samcall930
      @samcall930 Рік тому

      😅😅😅

    • @miras2222
      @miras2222 Рік тому +1

      you can aso win a photo opportunity with Trump life size cartboard cutout
      Trump life size cartboard cutout are amazing we love them they are beautiful

    • @AB-pl1ko
      @AB-pl1ko Рік тому

      @@miras2222 - Yes, and also quite useful... at the bottom of your birds cage. 😉

  • @chessdad182
    @chessdad182 Рік тому +7

    Unbelievable. By someone who admits he is BETTER than Washington and Lincoln. Sadly delusional.

  • @cerealkiillar
    @cerealkiillar Рік тому +17

    Oh dear God! That last couple of minutes totally took me out! TEARS! I love you, Jimmy!

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 Рік тому +9

    "Can you be gone too."
    Oh Jimmy, that really made me laugh.

  • @kimkristensen2816
    @kimkristensen2816 Рік тому +65

    He has hit rock bottom. What a perfetic little person with no shame what so ever. The world is laughing of this loony

    • @Michiganian8
      @Michiganian8 Рік тому +3

      It’s at us. They’re watching this online & mentioning the word Americans 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому +1

      @@Michiganian8 In our defence, maybe we can say we are just joking??

  • @adukabu
    @adukabu Рік тому +199

    My God people who fall for this and send him money again you can not call them stupid anymore this is something on another level

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Рік тому +20

      Yeah. They're really not safe to be unsupervised. But who would want to supervise them?

    • @philwatling5109
      @philwatling5109 Рік тому

      They are racists, and hate mongwrs

    • @Labor_Jones
      @Labor_Jones Рік тому +1

      _The Average American has been INFECTED 150 Year (1880 Domininism Papers) that the WEALTHY use to make this NATION one of KINGS, DICTATORS - & - PSYCOPATHS for Forever WAR.
      *It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*

    • @albertcadiz7000
      @albertcadiz7000 Рік тому

      Welp, you can’t fix stupid!

    • @madmanaustinmadman9671
      @madmanaustinmadman9671 Рік тому +3

      Lmao they sold out , who is the dummy now

  • @robertstrong6639
    @robertstrong6639 Рік тому +108

    Donnie's big announcement made my day, I laughed so much, such a jackass.

    • @I_Am_Become_Life
      @I_Am_Become_Life Рік тому +3

      President National Embarrassment!

    • @djspacevader8685
      @djspacevader8685 Рік тому +1

      What happened to sam brinton?

    • @cocofluff
      @cocofluff Рік тому +2

      I thought it was an SNL sketch. I said, there's no way this could be real.

    • @djspacevader8685
      @djspacevader8685 Рік тому +1

      @@cocofluff same and even the stuff with sam brinton too😂 such🤡

    • @hiphopnewmusic1102
      @hiphopnewmusic1102 Рік тому

      Forget all that 🤣 Each NFT that was worth $99 is now worth $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️🔥 While they sleep, we eat💰💰 Jokes on them 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnkleinberger5930
    @johnkleinberger5930 Рік тому +49

    I haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile. Thank you so much Jimmy!!!

  • @PanaGringoBarefootBass
    @PanaGringoBarefootBass Рік тому +117

    OK. He's a lifelong criminal on so many levels. Just get him convicted and in prison already. This is way past tiresome.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому +3

      Way, way past🙄🤨🤮😠

    • @shwonsh
      @shwonsh Рік тому +1

      Not gonna happen fool.

    • @PanaGringoBarefootBass
      @PanaGringoBarefootBass Рік тому +3

      @@shwonsh Ha! One who counts eggs before they hatch. Now, THAT is foolish.

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Рік тому +1

      I reckon. But this offering today was pretty freaking hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bbvollmer
      @bbvollmer Рік тому

      I agree but unfortunately not gonna happen.. if they didn't get Hillary they are not gonna get him either.. too much money and influence, or people dead in Hillarys case

  • @anonemous7720
    @anonemous7720 Рік тому +3313

    NOTHING will ever be funnier than Donald Trump embarassing himself like this. I still fall down laughing watching his announcement even though I've already watched it so many times. It's like the most cringe that has ever existed in history.

    • @johnhammond9962
      @johnhammond9962 Рік тому +146

      correct. this is priceless.

    • @henrynewton8809
      @henrynewton8809 Рік тому +153

      Even Steve Bannon couldn't stand to watch it!

    • @jeffreyenglish1815
      @jeffreyenglish1815 Рік тому

      Funnier more are the digital artists that just f@cked him. Note the football NFT the football is deflated. Small hands ball cheater. There are many more to come in every image… The more eyes on the prize the better. Who can find Waldo or find the three differences?

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Рік тому +49

      @@henrynewton8809
      Seriously? 😂

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 Рік тому +176

      Here's the thing, he doesn't embarrass himself; he will never feel a shred of embarrassment.

  • @nunya7705
    @nunya7705 Рік тому +69

    Prizes are "dinner with a traitor", wow so tempting. The grift that keeps on grifting! I saw on Twitter those that purchased can't even access the fake cards. It's so sick and twisted, anything for money.

    • @David-yw4uv
      @David-yw4uv Рік тому

      Can't the company that made Paper dolls SUE him ?!

    • @mannchhabra
      @mannchhabra Рік тому +5

      If you're ok twitter, there's actually an American who made a 2 min video describing how it's a money laundering scheme and how it may develop further to help him clean money without a sweat check that video, it made sense and logic to me

    • @Simiae
      @Simiae Рік тому

      You think only trump is corrupted in the entire damn business of government.

    • @Simiae
      @Simiae Рік тому

      @@mannchhabra how is that money laundering

    • @Simiae
      @Simiae Рік тому

      How is trump a traitor. He may be a bad president but i don't see anything that hints being a traitor

  • @patriciaangelo1585
    @patriciaangelo1585 Рік тому +7

    they should have made one of him standing at the podium in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company. Every time I think back to that fiasco I have to laugh

  • @bobbybussell297
    @bobbybussell297 Рік тому +164

    The grift never stops 🤣🤣

    • @r.mcbride2837
      @r.mcbride2837 Рік тому +2

      Shameless, isn't he? Nothing embarrasses him. And those dumbsh*ts that follow him just lap it up. 😑

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +9

      And neither does the cringe!

    • @bobbybussell297
      @bobbybussell297 Рік тому +1

      And to think this moron was president 🤯

    • @eimisavageofficial9196
      @eimisavageofficial9196 Рік тому

      Don't type while drunk karen..r u ok

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Рік тому

      And neither do the dumbasses that keep falling for it!

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 Рік тому +44

    "hornier than Kennedy, fatter than Taft..." - give that writer a raise please 😀

  • @georgelewis8798
    @georgelewis8798 Рік тому +2

    Dear Mr. Kimmel, you Sir are completely awesome Sir 😎👍

  • @GreenDistantStar
    @GreenDistantStar Рік тому +1143

    I wonder if Americans truly appreciate how ridiculous this makes their country look in the eyes of the world.

    • @ziegweid
      @ziegweid Рік тому +112

      Some of us do. Others, no.

    • @marissanorth85
      @marissanorth85 Рік тому +85

      I do. Can't speak for the rest lol

    • @aking1196
      @aking1196 Рік тому +12

      Um of course not.

    • @truthray2885
      @truthray2885 Рік тому

      The sane among us do, and loathe him and his trash MAGA cultists for it.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +108

      Appreciate isn't really the right word. We acknowledge it and feel embarrassed af. At least those that aren't Trumpets.

  • @joyceshefland5272
    @joyceshefland5272 Рік тому +378

    Showing one of those NFT's to anyone is a lot like saying, "Look at me, I'm a dumbass".

    • @reneelyndamartinez1362
      @reneelyndamartinez1362 Рік тому +16

      😂👏👏👏👏

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Рік тому +30

      That’s exactly how I felt about Herschel Walker yard signs!😂😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

      Well, millions of dumbasses will buy these things, so...

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому

      Dumbass 🤡 is more accurate......
      sheesh

    • @amosalphonso
      @amosalphonso Рік тому

      leave it to the MAGA gang they will go after it. idiots revisited.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +232

    There's a LOT to unpack from that so-called announcement by Clownigula, but the one that stays with me was the dinner prize where he said "I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have." The way he said it, it was less of a humblebrag and more sad admission that his star is fading. And I'm loving every second of it!

  • @gfx4u1716
    @gfx4u1716 Рік тому +12

    The real announcement came an hour later. They all fell for it!😆

  • @AzureSkeye
    @AzureSkeye Рік тому +46

    The fact it’s sold out is either sad or someone is leaving it all in their cart to keep people from buying it which is genius.

    • @TaDarling1
      @TaDarling1 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, but they said he made $4.4 million so somebody must have done a little bit more than leave it in their cart.

    • @achtundvierzigsieben
      @achtundvierzigsieben Рік тому +4

      thats not how online shopping works

    • @wickiwoo
      @wickiwoo Рік тому +2

      He probably bought them all himself, when he realized he wasn't getting the result he wanted and he was going to look like an idiot.

    • @old_lady_young_heart
      @old_lady_young_heart Рік тому

      If he was going to debase himself and do this humiliating thing anyway, he should've charged $999 instead of $99. They sold too quickly, which means they were severely underpriced. He's not even as good at grifting as he thinks he is. He could have gotten so much more out of his cult followers. Of course, there's also the idea that it's a money laundering scheme. That makes the most sense.

    • @AzureSkeye
      @AzureSkeye Рік тому +1

      @@janetbooth9268 you didn’t really read the post huh.

  • @richardnavratil9661
    @richardnavratil9661 Рік тому +541

    When you think the grift can't go any worse and embarassing, Donnie goes and does this - stoop lower than anyone has before. I really am not feeling sorry for the gullible people that fall for these grifts anymore. Fool and his money are soon parted.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +11

      I just got a healthy dose of schedinfreud watching this!

    • @anastasiae.5338
      @anastasiae.5338 Рік тому +20

      Nobody has ever stooped lower, or done so as spectacularly as he has. He can't think of anyone that stoops low half as good as he does. It's the biggest stoop the country has ever seen. Lincoln and Washington never sunk this low. Fact!

    • @KimberleyB
      @KimberleyB Рік тому +9

      But those people vote 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @lmoragon
      @lmoragon Рік тому +5

      A-fu**ing-MEN to that! Well said.

    • @michaelcoe9824
      @michaelcoe9824 Рік тому +1

      As we say in Australia, he is so low, he could crawl under a snakes belly in a top hat and stilts!

  • @BruceBaillie1
    @BruceBaillie1 Рік тому +61

    Dinner with Dumpsterfire would be of the finest and most expensive tablefare...and him sticking you with the tab.

  • @larrygrandelf6205
    @larrygrandelf6205 Рік тому +2

    When the truth is funnier than comedy! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bianca-sg8zq
    @bianca-sg8zq Рік тому +369

    Trump is laying the grounds for an insanity defense!! The entire announcement is so insane!!🤣😂😂

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому +13

      I agree with that!!

    • @GB-vj4gj
      @GB-vj4gj Рік тому +10

      Just what i was thinking 🤣

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 Рік тому +3

      99 Dollars

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 Рік тому +12

      All he needs to secure the insanity defense is hire Rudy.

    • @sandella11
      @sandella11 Рік тому +3

      Yes….I think so…😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @villanessa
    @villanessa Рік тому +274

    I cannot believe that announcement was real 😦

    • @bethhayes2152
      @bethhayes2152 Рік тому +21

      Me either I thought it was a joke.

    • @loganmalough2379
      @loganmalough2379 Рік тому +11

      @@bethhayes2152to the whole planet: IT IS A JOKE!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +23

      I genuinely thought it was a sketch! How is this man real?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +4

      @@bethhayes2152 Sometimes the biggest jokes aren't said in jest.

    • @eroscreatives
      @eroscreatives Рік тому

      From Australia: We thought it was a comedian impersonating and satirising Trump. And then we realised it was for real. And this idiot was once President??????

  • @sportycornelius6856
    @sportycornelius6856 Рік тому +12

    Pathetic but he's laughing all the way to the bank.

  • @nancymathisen9707
    @nancymathisen9707 Рік тому

    How did we get here? How is this possible? Who would have believed this was going to happen back in 2015?

  • @JennyLouLou
    @JennyLouLou Рік тому +290

    I couldn't wait for you to cover this absurdity Jimmy!

    • @johntalbott1553
      @johntalbott1553 Рік тому +8

      I waited all day

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 Рік тому +10

      And I wasn’t disappointed either!

    • @stuartb3609
      @stuartb3609 Рік тому +14

      Jimmy probably gave his writers the day off. Saw the ‘Florida Man’s’ announcement and said ‘I’ve got this. The jokes just write themselves’.

    • @Giftedtib
      @Giftedtib Рік тому +7

      Ikr!!

    • @Mike-zr6yg
      @Mike-zr6yg Рік тому +1

      Lmao same

  • @L33tSkE3t
    @L33tSkE3t Рік тому +845

    The Fact that Trump can say Better President than Lincoln (A man who preserved the Union and abolished slavery so he could emancipate an entire race of people in America) and Washington (The first President and founding father of America) without a hint of sarcasm or irony is maddening and the fact that his sycophantic supporters agree is terrifying…

    • @persico9017
      @persico9017 Рік тому +75

      Actually you're giving him to much credit. It's only sheer stupidity that allows him to make such outrageous claims....

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf Рік тому +40

      President bone-spurs

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Рік тому +45

      That made me so mad. And I'm not even American!

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Рік тому +38

      Their numbers, for various reasons, seem to be diminishing. But that too is scary, because the likes of DeSantis are far more dangerous...

    • @Sleepy_Alligator
      @Sleepy_Alligator Рік тому +15

      Tangerine Freak Guy.

  • @meganbarber3599
    @meganbarber3599 Рік тому +6

    The censorship part had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those were the best ones by far!

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 Рік тому +166

    It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in my cubicle when I read it. I knew right away that it would be a good night for late night talk show hosts.

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia Рік тому +6

      Only ninety-nine dollars! That's less than a hundred!

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Рік тому +4

      @@DonariaRegia I'm surprised it's not $99.99!

    • @jerometaperman7102
      @jerometaperman7102 Рік тому +4

      It’s the best price for nothing I’ve ever seen!

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia Рік тому +2

      @@elirien4264 The $0.99 would be for shipping 😅

  • @Tick421
    @Tick421 Рік тому +159

    Honestly, Saturday night live should just play this commercial because you can’t even parody it. It’s already a parody.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому +7

      Totally pathetic 🙄🤯

    • @robertgotschall1246
      @robertgotschall1246 Рік тому +10

      Trump's greatest crime, destroying satire.

    • @dagarza1010
      @dagarza1010 Рік тому +2

      No doubt in our hearts, sir. 😆😆😆

    • @myplan8166
      @myplan8166 Рік тому +1

      @@robertgotschall1246 😂😂😂

    • @eddyjimenez-scorpio
      @eddyjimenez-scorpio Рік тому

      You know whats goofier about Trumps latest grift? Ppl will buy this bullshit and keep paying for his lawyers. This dude has to be the sleaziest, greasy weasel ive ever seen in my life! This man was our President, and hes gonna run again. Stop already man, STOP!.

  • @azinadal
    @azinadal Рік тому +133

    For all of you laughing saying you almost fell off your couch when you heard the announcement, I was on a treadmill😮 for real! I almost had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂

    • @patcolin2
      @patcolin2 Рік тому +6

      😂🤣😂

    • @EricCartman915
      @EricCartman915 Рік тому +3

      I'll pray for the injuries you got from falling off

    • @naysneedle5707
      @naysneedle5707 Рік тому +5

      All reports of his announcement should have come with warnings. I laughed so hard I started hyperventilating 🤣

    • @patcolin2
      @patcolin2 Рік тому

      @@naysneedle5707 OMG...LOL...😂

  • @benstevinson764
    @benstevinson764 Рік тому +2

    Jimmy kimmell Live is the best TV Show in the United States of America!!! 🇺🇸🗽

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Рік тому +1

    I would enter that sweepstakes if the prize were never having to hear about Con Man Don again.

  • @loue-black
    @loue-black Рік тому +38

    The 'Con' never stops with this felon...Time for the SC/DOJ/AG to make sure he visits a Judge & Jury real soon

  • @kelst75
    @kelst75 Рік тому +493

    Every time I think he can't get any more ridiculous, he goes and proves me wrong.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому

      The people buying this garbage are truly pathetic!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spacewizard3984
      @spacewizard3984 Рік тому +4

      😂😂

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Рік тому +6

      “I can’t do this anymore” - Steve Bannon on support for Donald Trump (!)

    • @last7509
      @last7509 Рік тому +2

      Ridiculous? He's cashing in while he can. While you head back to your next shift at walmart 😂

  • @jackjones7314
    @jackjones7314 Рік тому +1

    This is sad...just sad.

  • @44dperez
    @44dperez Рік тому

    5:35 - DAMNIT, JIMMY!!!! Some things, you just can't UNSEE!!! LOL

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Рік тому +194

    Superheroes don't announce they are Superheroes. First rule of being one is not taking credit for being one. This is more of a super villian move. The only announcement I want to hear is that he is being convicted for his crimes.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому

      "I am here to announce that I am being arrested as we shpeak. My charges will be so big, some would say the biggest of all time. Nobody will be charged as much as me. Covfefe." - Donald Trump

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Рік тому +7

      As are millions of others

    • @sojournerkarunatruth4406
      @sojournerkarunatruth4406 Рік тому

      I mean we gotta wait a little longer; he’s hiding something obscene ( have we gotten a copy of his taxes yet )?
      The truth will show in time ⏰ 12:12 🌞

    • @arielperez797
      @arielperez797 Рік тому

      Like how a good person never says they are a good person. Its hard to believe what comes out of anyones mouth...specially when in front of the camera.

    • @NizamuddinAshrafiMisbahi
      @NizamuddinAshrafiMisbahi Рік тому

      Ahhh kkkk uuu

  • @prettybullet7728
    @prettybullet7728 Рік тому +116

    I almost fell off the couch laughing when I found out what his big announcement was.

    • @lexyswope
      @lexyswope Рік тому +1

      I could have ended up with flies in my mouth.

    • @troyseffrood2972
      @troyseffrood2972 Рік тому +1

      DRINK-MORE-OVATINE

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Рік тому

      @@troyseffrood2972 I understood that reference.

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 Рік тому +1

      If it wasn't so expensive, it could be used as a joke gift. You know one of those things that elicits laughs and that nobody actually wants.

  • @frankgonzalez2726
    @frankgonzalez2726 Рік тому +1

    The sad thing about all this is that there are people that are buying these cards how embarrassing ....

  • @minkiitwo
    @minkiitwo Рік тому

    Well said!

  • @Tessmage_Tessera
    @Tessmage_Tessera Рік тому +2100

    Every time you think Trump couldn't possibly go any lower... he does.

    • @susaneva520eva9
      @susaneva520eva9 Рік тому +71

      Grifting is in his super power

    • @brando7266
      @brando7266 Рік тому +67

      Wait till he gets indicted, it's only gonna get funnier,to watch him go down,

    • @corpsmankind
      @corpsmankind Рік тому +7

      Lower as in becoming intriguing to the youth!? Marketing genius.

    • @debherr1261
      @debherr1261 Рік тому +3

      Well said

    • @debherr1261
      @debherr1261 Рік тому +6

      @@brando7266 have to make one of trump guilty

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Рік тому +783

    That “one TERM-inator, Donald Trump” line was great. Think the audience missed it. 🤣😂🤣

    • @brandonfields4927
      @brandonfields4927 Рік тому +5

      Well, it is a Kimmel audience and not a Colbert audience. They're not the brightest lights on Hollywood boulevard.

    • @ashlibabbitt1111
      @ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому +23

      @@brandonfields4927 WAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE WIBBWEWS ARE BEING MEAN TO PWEZUDINT TWUMPP!!!!! MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 Рік тому +36

      @@brandonfields4927 a lot of us ARE Colbert's audience as well. Sorry you aren't smart enough to get jokes from multiple entertainers... 🙄

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Рік тому

      @@brandonfields4927 Both audiences are great. They laugh at the wannabe fascist dic(k)tator!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +5

      Wonderful show, this is!

  • @ThunderDog97
    @ThunderDog97 Рік тому +2

    "based on his life and his career" - yeah, I remember when trump was an astronaut, a Nascar driver, a cowboy, a Superhero.... yeah, what an excellent biography of tRump's life. 🤣😂

  • @lindadeal3344
    @lindadeal3344 Рік тому +1

    🙏 🙏 Please make him go away!

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Рік тому +64

    Couldn't wait for your take on the Chief Grifter's BIGLY announcement.

  • @sethabel4315
    @sethabel4315 Рік тому +61

    Jimmy's best on this one:
    "Did you know you used to be President of the United States?"

  • @benstevinson764
    @benstevinson764 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy kimmell is Awesome!!! 😎👍

  • @kathysch8437
    @kathysch8437 Рік тому +5

    still can't believe he was EVER POTUS!!!

  • @Nola50
    @Nola50 Рік тому +26

    I can't wait to see what Saturday Night Live does with this

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому +3

      Yes, yes, YES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @arnoldsherrill2585
    @arnoldsherrill2585 Рік тому +144

    Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this announcement it's literally going to write itself when it comes to that part of the monologue

    • @mort8143
      @mort8143 Рік тому +2

      He's not funny.

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia Рік тому +11

      @@mort8143 He's hilarious! The "Better Know a District" series on the Daily Show was killing it. He got Jack Abramoff to appear and slipped him a benjamin "as a bribe", then got a sitting member of congress to state the reasons he likes cocaine. He was unleashed on Comedy Central. He's not allowed to have as much fun on CBS but he still gets a lot of zingers in.

    • @simonmarlan8528
      @simonmarlan8528 Рік тому +8

      @@mort8143you obviously don’t get his humour.

    • @jjmike201243
      @jjmike201243 Рік тому

      Colbert already has an animation made I bet?

    • @sciencewins8798
      @sciencewins8798 Рік тому

      It's sad that Trevor missed this one..

  • @headcode
    @headcode Рік тому +2

    “Dinner with me.” What, a cheap McDonald’s meal? Hard pass…

  • @shirleyandrews1152
    @shirleyandrews1152 Рік тому +32

    😂🤣🤪I didn’t think he could get any lower. He even out did the pillow guy‼️🤣😂

  • @RedRomanov
    @RedRomanov Рік тому +37

    Imagine selling cards of yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm having a second hand cringe pain

  • @ACE-ze1qg
    @ACE-ze1qg Рік тому

    I can't decide if I have the dirtiest mind possible or if the makers of This Week In Unnecessary Censorship are driving me there

  • @mrorangeDenver
    @mrorangeDenver Рік тому +2

    Garbage Pal Kids made a comeback.

  • @krisklopf1901
    @krisklopf1901 Рік тому +378

    When I heard the announcement from Trump I could not wait to hear what Jimmy had to say!!!🤣😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +19

      Can't wait to hear Stephen cover this!

    • @Mike-zr6yg
      @Mike-zr6yg Рік тому +5

      Lol same

    • @-danR
      @-danR Рік тому

      My only reservation is that I can imagine, to the extent those 'cards' are genuinely non-fungible, that enough non-Trumpezoids would put out $100 to have in perpetuity the _dumbest_ attempt at self-promotion in the history of the human race. And it could be Trump is consciously banking on that paradox.
      He would never have 'won' the -election- Electoral College without the help of CNN, NYT, etc. and pre-Musk Twitter, a fact that he has gloated over in his more candid moments.

    • @Nola50
      @Nola50 Рік тому +14

      Can't wait to see what SNL does with it too

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Рік тому +5

      I'm hanging out for Sunday morning my time (Aus) to see Tommy Campbell's UA-cam video😂 Jimmy did not disappoint!!!

  • @jojojam6012
    @jojojam6012 Рік тому

    This could only happen in America.

  • @angrycamping
    @angrycamping Рік тому +1

    They're sold out!🤣🤣🤣

  • @peregrinesmith1117
    @peregrinesmith1117 Рік тому +87

    I honestly laughed until I cried when I saw Trumpies cards.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Рік тому +1

      He lost a lot of weight. 😄🤣😂

    • @sirdavidoftor3413
      @sirdavidoftor3413 Рік тому +2

      Can’t wait to see the memes!
      Stay safe, stay sane, stay Strong

    • @veedubbya
      @veedubbya Рік тому +1

      Is it just a coincidence that on some of those cards, he looks a little like Putin?

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Рік тому +2

      I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was a big joke, but then I started seeing it being reported on multiple reputable news outlets. I still had a hard time believing it. I mean this is a level of cartoonish idiocy normally reserved for political cartoons by someone's opposition to make them look stupid, but he unironically did it to himself thinking it was a good idea.

  • @jvs333
    @jvs333 Рік тому +131

    Guillermo has to be the best sidekick of all times. Guillermo we all love you !!

    • @TheSandman.
      @TheSandman. Рік тому +5

      Wait i thought Jimmy was the side kick 🤭

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Рік тому

      @@TheSandman. 😂👍

    • @timb1319
      @timb1319 Рік тому +2

      He's good but he's no Andy Richter

    • @jvs333
      @jvs333 Рік тому

      @@timb1319 sorry but disagree Andy was not as openly willing to do anything, nor display an innocent gullibility all in that Guillermo has.
      Guillermo is just being Guillermo. Andy was playing a character for the sidekick job

    • @janegardener1662
      @janegardener1662 Рік тому

      @@jvs333 Jimmy is willing to humiliate Guillermo on national TV for laughs. Not funny at all.

  • @geoffstockton
    @geoffstockton Рік тому +2

    Dre clapping for Biden was priceless.

  • @candacecarroll9033
    @candacecarroll9033 Рік тому

    I don't even know where to start! Dinner, an amazing prize... omg.

  • @SleepNeed
    @SleepNeed Рік тому +243

    As soon as I saw the Trump NFTs, my first thought was: What the hell did I just see?
    My second thought was: Holy hell, this is hysterical, I can't wait to see the late-night comics tear this apart.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Рік тому +3

      Exactly!🤣

    • @COLTS-xy9nu
      @COLTS-xy9nu Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @patharasown
      @patharasown Рік тому +5

      I think they might call it quits...you can't top this. I think someone should hack in a series of fake cards.

    • @bren6967
      @bren6967 Рік тому +4

      @@patharasown Never say "you can't top this" when it comes to truly stupid people. Their reply will always be "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Also, I can hear "challenge accepted" coming from thousands of amazingly skillful hackers.

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI Рік тому +5

      He doesn’t realize he’s the laughingstock of the United States.

  • @scottlumpkin7023
    @scottlumpkin7023 Рік тому +37

    I passed milk thru my nose when the first card hit this AM….I laffed my azz off. The orange florida man is certifiably INSANE!….and so is anyone who is even contemplating buying one of these as an investment!

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому

      Oh don't worry..he will have
      plenty of buyers..they are
      called magats as we all know. By the way..How's that wall going that they paid for??

  • @briankimzey6519
    @briankimzey6519 Рік тому +1

    This is F@cking HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

  • @salted_peanuts
    @salted_peanuts Рік тому +1

    even i don't understand English that much i always love to see u guys show ! always make my day !

  • @dbcocktails
    @dbcocktails Рік тому +2

    Those kids went from pumped to dejected when you mentioned their logo. Why deflate their enthusiasm?

  • @billyd8780
    @billyd8780 Рік тому +2

    The one with the overcoat and the badge is his tribute to his hero Hershy Walker. Ha ha ha

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +333

    Not gonna lie: when Trump got Covid I was very disappointed it didn't take him. But watching him slowly degrade to a pathetic burning trashpile trying to grift with NFTs long after folks have moved past is far, far more amusing! Thank you, universe!

    • @twist58
      @twist58 Рік тому +35

      When it was announced he caught COVID, my family and I were laughing our butts off. No sympathy and justified.

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 Рік тому +25

      Karma is good!

    • @sv2697
      @sv2697 Рік тому

      It will be better once they put the traitor in cuffs.

    • @Betis91
      @Betis91 Рік тому +7

      Disappointed it didn't take you😂

    • @judithacena4330
      @judithacena4330 Рік тому +3

      🤣😅🤣🤣

  • @jornselle7932
    @jornselle7932 Рік тому +1

    The dump that keeps on giving

  • @peppy5635
    @peppy5635 Рік тому +1

    Kimmel is wine
    love his show

  • @humblebeat
    @humblebeat Рік тому +37

    The modern take on commemorative coins and plates.

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 Рік тому +6

      Franklin Mint must be kicking themselves that they hadn’t thought of this first.

    • @fubartotale3389
      @fubartotale3389 Рік тому +3

      The same con as religion, selling an imaginary product.

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 Рік тому +3

      He has been selling gimmicks for some time now with coins, flags, cards. He had "maga man wrapping paper with a superman pose

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому +1

      @@janicebunch7599 Don't leave out Trumpie Bears!

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Рік тому

      @@janicebunch7599 true, but his cult receives those items. These can only be viewed from afar.

  • @alwayshavestrengthjoy7450
    @alwayshavestrengthjoy7450 Рік тому +9

    LMTO. Kimmel for USA President 2024🎉!

  • @avictorbell2835
    @avictorbell2835 Рік тому +2

    A fool and his money are still easily parted I see

  • @abh15funk
    @abh15funk Рік тому

    Unnecessary censorship was too hilarious ! 😂

  • @eternalskeptic
    @eternalskeptic Рік тому +260

    He invited
    He incited
    They rioted
    Then he denied it
    Even though he'd implied it
    Now he must be indicted

  • @rickbaines1977
    @rickbaines1977 Рік тому +416

    From England I think this is the most embarrassing thing he has done and there are a lot of other things. If his cult don’t start realising now what a grifter he is they are beyond help. The world is laughing.

    • @senanshortt5521
      @senanshortt5521 Рік тому +49

      We’re howlin here in Ireland too🙈

    • @khefrenka2348
      @khefrenka2348 Рік тому +34

      His cult has been beyond help for a while now.

    • @tsukiaquamooncat2041
      @tsukiaquamooncat2041 Рік тому +22

      The sane Americans agree with you guys. Honestly, he just makes me want to move to Vancouver to live with my girlfriend.

    • @thewatchmen4920
      @thewatchmen4920 Рік тому +5

      7 million followers will 💰💸💳🤑💵. It got to be the best 🚬🗣️💨💨💨💨 he's smoking. I'm getting me a bag 😎

    • @armiesep8710
      @armiesep8710 Рік тому

      @ Orby.....I know I am an American live in California. This announcement is embarrassing, I know the world watches! That's why he no🤦‍♀️ longer president, frankly he never should of been president. Now I just pray, God removes him one way or another.

  • @screachingmobster1774
    @screachingmobster1774 Рік тому +1

    Still made $4,500,000 on an asset that already doubled in value an hour after the last one sold…

  • @peterduncan5826
    @peterduncan5826 Рік тому +1

    Best laugh I’ve had in ages!🤣

  • @MrShesawitch
    @MrShesawitch Рік тому +21

    Serious question. How does one "trade" digital cards?

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 Рік тому +2

      Trump:
      It's a very simple process... very simple. You have the both persons send their account information in to me in order to verify the transaction, and at the bottom of the page where it says "transpher" you click "Yes." Just like what my third wife said when the divorce lawyer asked if she needed any help... What was her name again?
      Rudy: The divorce lawyer, or your wife?
      Trump:
      My wife stupid... Anyway, Then the money will be transferred from both your accounts... and the person, very lucky person to have such good friends - - will have the card added to their account. Then my pal Rudy... great guy. Treated so unfairly, but of course... not as unfairly as I have been treated. He will manually go in, and delete the old card from the first persons account.
      Rudy: HEY BOSS. I got an idea... how about they load the image onto their phones, and then trade the phones...
      Trump: Because I don't make any money that way stupid...

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому

      @@dennisheyes4561 ☝👆👍
      Hahaha :) that's a good one! Are you a writer for
      Jimmy K?

  • @cindykoch5220
    @cindykoch5220 Рік тому +36

    Jimmy’s got me busting my gut on this one😂😂😂

  • @bokani79
    @bokani79 Рік тому +2

    Sitting on Santa’s Lap is the most creepy thing American parents decided to expose their children to.

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Рік тому

    My favourite is Trump in the cowboy outfit as « High Plains Grifter ».

  • @sheena828
    @sheena828 Рік тому +13

    “Literally cards against humanity “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love you jimmy

  • @valerievancouver365
    @valerievancouver365 Рік тому +5

    How embarrassing 😳 😕

  • @AllTheBestCO
    @AllTheBestCO Рік тому +1

    "Caveat emptor, suckers!" - Plumpy da clown (laughing all the way to the hoosegow!)

  • @fcolon100
    @fcolon100 Рік тому

    Guillermo!! Mi madre 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PoppyKumo
    @PoppyKumo Рік тому +45

    In another universe, trump is definitely a mega church pastor.✨

  • @DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod
    @DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod Рік тому +4

    That western one kills me. “The Crisco Kid”

  • @yoyokum1483
    @yoyokum1483 Рік тому +1

    Sold Out !!!

  • @John-kx3ng
    @John-kx3ng Рік тому

    Strange, very strange.

  • @m33ma2
    @m33ma2 Рік тому +35

    lol when my grandkids were little I used an app to put their pix on all kinds of cute things. My grandson loved the astronaut one of himself the best. 😂
    As soon as I saw these I immediately thought of those. lol he can't be serious! (he's serious isn't he)? 🙄
    So embarrassing 😐

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Рік тому +3

      Naw, that's so cute what you did for your grandkids❤️
      Trump is totally not cute and this is beyond embarrassing.

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 Рік тому +1

      I just saw a video that where pelosi and Chuck Schumer said that dealing with him was like dealing with a child. I don't know. Maybe now all those people that think he's so great. Will actually see what the rest of us have seen from the beginning. Who knows. Probably not, but you can always hope.

  • @franklinsfriend2035
    @franklinsfriend2035 Рік тому +517

    It’s hard to believe that he would embarrass himself like this. He’s either losing it completely or setting up an insanity defense.

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 Рік тому +34

      Losing it completely? That happened a long time ago.

    • @HardRockMaster7577
      @HardRockMaster7577 Рік тому +1

      Are you talking about the guy in the White House?

    • @wvp07
      @wvp07 Рік тому +32

      Or rather, this is who he has always been the entire time.

    • @haggler
      @haggler Рік тому +17

      @@HardRockMaster7577 Trump

    • @snafufubar
      @snafufubar Рік тому +15

      @@HardRockMaster7577 oh and it's a deflection....missed the net completely, again

  • @Charlie_Duz
    @Charlie_Duz Рік тому +1

    No purchase necessary? That's easy.