it's also funny because Gronk is an actual insult here in Australia its the equivalent of calling someone an idiot, mentally disabled or a way of saying that someone is generally unlikable so the "Gronk, twist his head off" had me chuckling because my first thought was that he ment "Dumbass, twist his head off"😂
his chat becoming completely feral, like they're about to fight to the death about whether or not jerma had the expansion parts, made me laugh so hard LMAOOO
I love how he says "Spore" at the start like some kind of magic spell. Like he is spreading his spores by the word alone. Just blowing them out into the world to reproduce.
I laughed along with Jerma while he was going on that rant about how nobody eats carrots and lettuce when they're stoned, but inside I was secretly horrified because that legitimately sounds really nice. Give me a cold bag of iceberg lettuce when I'm high and I'd tear through it like a starving prisoner of war with a family sized bag of doritos.
Guys, I don't think you quite realize what I'm going at here. When I say "eating a bunch of carrots while stoned out of my gourd sounds nice", I don't mean baby carrots. I mean I'm one bad day away from going down to the closest grocery store, getting a huge bag of full-sized, "what's up, doc" ass carrots, lighting up and living my best 5-pound forest herbivore life. But nonetheless, regardless, even if you are not quite on the same mental level as I am (whatever that means), I wish all high people a very pleasant bag full of baby carrots.
It is currently 3:00 am on the clock for me and I would like to say that this is a cursed stream to sleep to, woke up to the chirping and screeching of creatures. Thanks for the great edits and dedication!
Alright you made part 2 in less than a dynasty from part 1, you have distinguished yourself amongst vodders, i have subscribed to honor such distinction, may your truck remain dumpy
some of my favorit moments. jerma putting eyes on the creature "can i make them pepporoni?" jerma looking at 7 dna "I have 7 dolla's, is that enough to mate?"
His rant about no one wanting carrots while theyre high is so untrue, my friend and I destroyed a bag of baby carrots while we were high, theyre cold and crunchy and refreshing, theyre a great high snack. Truly a maniacal streamer
Impotent Species is how the Jermaic Cluster Metamind classifies humankind. It’s based on a metric similar to the Kardashev scale, expect instead of energy utilisation, a species is ranked on its f_______ p__________ and the plasticity of its g_______ h_________
Waaaait wait Jerma, my man. You never met a stoner who understands science of stonering? The most advanced stoners ABSOLUTELY ask for carrots and celery. I'm a carrots guy, but if I can find some super awesome celery I'm going for that too with peanut butter. What is it that you crave? chips? No. It's the CRUNCH. You can satisfy with ice if you have hydration trouble.
1:14:10 "Gronk, twist his head off" is some real "Mods, crush his skull" energy.
"Mods, obliterate that guy's existence for 10 seconds"
it's also funny because Gronk is an actual insult here in Australia its the equivalent of calling someone an idiot, mentally disabled or a way of saying that someone is generally unlikable so the "Gronk, twist his head off" had me chuckling because my first thought was that he ment "Dumbass, twist his head off"😂
Thank you for reminding me this I laugh for 5 minutes
"I have seven dollars, is that enough to mate?"
The age old question
"I am not one of your seven-dollar whores! *Seduce* me!"
S P O R N .
Timestamp?
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@@evanwiechert3168 37:35 "I have seven dollars, is that enough to mate?" he dementedly asked the frightened jogger.
Jeremy started out in both spore and real life as sperma
Last to the ovum, first to the nucleus. He plays a tortoise type game.
Sperma985
Сперма 👍
I cannot believe he befriended the giant rat that makes all of the rules
Mike dying and him immediately feasting on his corpse had me dying
his chat becoming completely feral, like they're about to fight to the death about whether or not jerma had the expansion parts, made me laugh so hard LMAOOO
stop FUCKING lying he DOESN'T HAVE THEM !!!! CHAT WRONG !!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO
What do the first two symbols mean?
Dumptruck on the path to being a new jerma long edit legend in the pantheon
dumptruck
Calling them a pantheon is fantastic lol. There is definitely enough lore to go off of with channels like golden_winged
Skye4 as well@@Batsquid_
@@Batsquid_skye4 is also a legend in the industry
@@dinkeykong
Oh definitely, idk why I didn't think to mention them lol.
I love how he says "Spore" at the start like some kind of magic spell.
Like he is spreading his spores by the word alone. Just blowing them out into the world to reproduce.
Cognitohazardous Andy
@@jeremytitus9519 Fungal Infection andy
Responsibility of a 10/10 😞
like an anime move. he says spore and thousands of particles suddenly fly out from behind him
@@statomic
"I alone am the Honored One. Imaginary Technique: Spore." *Jerma noises*
I really like when he calls the creatures 'people'
26:40 "I'm just letting it flow I'm painting"
*Immediately makes the most flleshlight looking creature I've ever seen*
nah thats my man the tully monster
Where do you buy your toys man
@@raphaelambrosiuscostco Bad dragon
Nice try feds, we all know Jerma is a spore creature grown in a lab by corporate America
single cell streamer
prokaryotuber
@@jeremytitus9519okay that’s actually pretty funny
@@jeremytitus9519 I'm now stuck imagining a one-celled potato jermite
This dude was wicked fucking high playing this
Him struggeling on how many legs a scorpion has was cracking me up. Like I live in the north east and even I know they have 8 lmao
Spore is my absolute favorite game to play baked, so I definitely don't blame him lol
he makes some fucking abomination and immediately says i love it
I laughed along with Jerma while he was going on that rant about how nobody eats carrots and lettuce when they're stoned, but inside I was secretly horrified because that legitimately sounds really nice. Give me a cold bag of iceberg lettuce when I'm high and I'd tear through it like a starving prisoner of war with a family sized bag of doritos.
baby carrots can never go wrong
I'M HIGH AND THIS REMINDED ME I HAVE BABY CARROTS IN THE FRIDGE
Guys, I don't think you quite realize what I'm going at here. When I say "eating a bunch of carrots while stoned out of my gourd sounds nice", I don't mean baby carrots. I mean I'm one bad day away from going down to the closest grocery store, getting a huge bag of full-sized, "what's up, doc" ass carrots, lighting up and living my best 5-pound forest herbivore life.
But nonetheless, regardless, even if you are not quite on the same mental level as I am (whatever that means), I wish all high people a very pleasant bag full of baby carrots.
Somebody should tell the stoned Danganronpa how baby carrots and packaging volumes work.
@@anxietyprimev6983 There is a poetic rhythm in the way you comment. I feel you'd make a very good story writer.
"A species incapable of survival without external assistance."
Clownus Onlinus Streamerus
he is such a specimen lmao
sub-bot channel moment lmao
@@bigcooltony437 nuh uh ive been watching since tf2 days
that's not true though
37:35 "I have 7 dollars, is that enough to mate?" Favorite quote so far
I've said bugs are just bio-robots for years. Glad to see Jerma is on-board with this.
14:27 "ooh that looks pretty cool" while making the most horrific flesh scorpion creature
This is the funniest game of all time. I love watching Jerma just make weird little guys. I could watch him play the creature creator forever
When jerma said "I have $7; is that enough to mate?" I felt that on a spiritual level
Reblog this if YOU would let Jerma mate for $7
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Love how he tries so hard to be an omnivore at the start and then he does NOTHING but hunt innocent creatures
Just desperately wailing at my screen for Jerma to finally get pose and charm every time he was in the creature creator
“That is so childish” proceeds to name the planet “zerkan”
"$7, is that enough to mate?"
my headcannon for his planet name is xercanough
the spore stream or as i like to call it the "bugs are math" stream
also RIP to Mike, we miss him everyday
“Bugs are basically just math!” Jerma says as he’s making a scorpion; which is, in fact, not a bug.
@@notsusanna7485i thought 'bug' was an informal term that covered anything with multiple legs humans dont like
Zerkinnoff such a classic
surreal experience watching the vod and then seeing this manifest into reality
the creature looks like if parry the platypus got exposed to radiation
It is currently 3:00 am on the clock for me and I would like to say that this is a cursed stream to sleep to, woke up to the chirping and screeching of creatures. Thanks for the great edits and dedication!
37:34 (edit and 59:25 AND 1:15:17 holy cow he keeps doing it ) how have i never heard this quote taken out of context before
1:28:35 too
Alright you made part 2 in less than a dynasty from part 1, you have distinguished yourself amongst vodders, i have subscribed to honor such distinction, may your truck remain dumpy
Creature stage is peak for me
idk why but i had a lot of fun with the tribal stage when i played it
Spore is one of my favorite games. Jerma playing it felt like being hugged by God.
jerma's "slorpian" is great but not using feet for it's six legs kills it's speed.
So sad the spore servers are down now, I sooo wanted to download these
They're still up, but the steam version of the game doesn't let you connect to them :(
kind of concerned about the pizza Jerma eats
Im going to make a hot pocket because of you thanks man
Holy shit, Clint’s reptiles mentioned
CLITS REPTILES MY BELOVEDDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"what does a carrot look like..?"
"what the fuck does a carrot look like"
18:45 *me eating pizza with black olives on it at that very second*
:(
God. I would love a taste of Jerma’s spore
Beautiful comment out of context
JERMA NAME DROPPING CLINTS REPTILES???? SO INCREDIBLY BASED 13:20
thank u dumptruck for this food
jerma and gronk is like the middle school short kid and his stupid but huge friend that acts as his body guard
45:16 Mactera Grabber sounds
some of my favorit moments. jerma putting eyes on the creature "can i make them pepporoni?" jerma looking at 7 dna "I have 7 dolla's, is that enough to mate?"
My childhood game, thank u
holy shit he was naming his cell and i said "jermite" irl and he named it "jermamite"
Jermamite, but then again he miten’t.
@@jeremytitus9519 miteain't
weird that didnt happen for me...
58:07 what the hell lol, Mike was done dirty by Jermster lol
Spore.
S c o r n
z o r n
Z e r m a
sperm
Thank you for this edit brother youre a godsend. This shit was hilarious
Thank you dumptruck for the edit!! 😁
'i have seven dollars is that enough to mate?'
another fine specimen from the even finer dumptruck, thank you once again
the clints reptiles reference made my day
CLINTS REPTILES MY BELOVED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Nice of Jeremy to show us the true form of him and his people like this
Thank you for making these really great stuff
Needed this to sleep Ty
His rant about no one wanting carrots while theyre high is so untrue, my friend and I destroyed a bag of baby carrots while we were high, theyre cold and crunchy and refreshing, theyre a great high snack. Truly a maniacal streamer
i feel like this game was made for him
This truly is a blessing to us Sporoids
Been waiting for this one!
Fellow Clint’s reptile viewers 😊
16:23 My immediate thought was that it looks like nigel thornberry as a scorpion
Jerma is a spore creation come to life
You make great edits, thanks :)
His first creature looks like an scp
spore andy
" do something! do something" after eating his friend while attacked and 3 mobs and doing nothing.
why are you like this?
gronk is going to watch
that thumbnail made me happy
Throughout the first 5 minutes the spore looked like Vector and it was so funny to me 😭
Streamer gives A home to Pokemon REJECTS
Gronk is love Gronk is life
I love the clints reptiles shout out
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
mreow
Mrrrooowww
*gets you with the spray bottle*
mao
59:26 The American Dream
SPORESPORESPORESPORESPOREIMSOHAPPY
Spore is just a more accurate life sim than the Sims man. :)
Cant believe people be uploading new edits of streams from 3 years ago
I love jerma
clints reptiles is fire
aw man i thought he played it again
Next game
the first bugsnax video
FUCK YES 🙌
He missed a huge opportunity to call his cell a "jerm"
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hes lying i ask people for veggies when im high i love tomatoes and carrots and peppers (i also ask them for raw beef but that isnt the point)
I miss the strobelights 😢😢
Impotent Species is how the Jermaic Cluster Metamind classifies humankind. It’s based on a metric similar to the Kardashev scale, expect instead of energy utilisation, a species is ranked on its f_______ p__________ and the plasticity of its g_______ h_________
Fresh pizza and good humour :)
Waaaait wait Jerma, my man. You never met a stoner who understands science of stonering? The most advanced stoners ABSOLUTELY ask for carrots and celery. I'm a carrots guy, but if I can find some super awesome celery I'm going for that too with peanut butter. What is it that you crave? chips? No. It's the CRUNCH. You can satisfy with ice if you have hydration trouble.
Veggietales Andy
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he made a biblically accurate angel pizza!