„I wanna know if I showed up to our date wearing this...what would you do?“ Bold of you to assume I'd ever agree to go on a date with a person wearing that hat
How to make straight tiktoks 1. Have a random sexual rap song in the background 2. Have a group of boy/girls in the background as your background dancers 3. Provocative dancing, most likely busting down 4. Dance by a very expensive house by the pool 5. Have extremely curly black hair 6. An actually good outfit, or being shirtless 7. Thirst, thirst and more thirst 8. Calling the audience baby girl 9. Getting millions of tiktok views 10. Stonks
Kaitlin Bennet: Trans people in bathrooms make me uncomfortable. Straight boyz in Public bathrooms: 10:53 Why is his body a different colour than his face oml.
I've literally always seen people say mixed people are good-looking, never heard anyone say they're ugly. Usually it's rather that people think they're so good-looking that it turns into fetishizing
*twerks because everyone is twerking* plot twist idk how tf to twerk and im flat as a pancake so all you hear is minecraft skeleton noises as my back starts to deform with every movement
Thanks for voicing me! 😂 I guess that dude was actually quite deprived of milk as a kid, so it's kind of "grape is sour" psychology combined with underdeveloped brain tissues 🥴
A thousand is generous. Like mr “I have more sex than he does in a year”... yea because he has to WORK my guy. Kinda hard to do the dirty while you’re making money...
that dude at 14:30 can say what he wants, but a person with enough money to be independent and financially stable, has a life, and a job that they’re clearly doing well with is a hell of a lot more attractive than a grown man posting about how much sex he has on tiktok with bad dating advice bc he has no other hobbies and still lives with his mom and refuses to get a job but maybe that’s just me 🤷🏻♀️
Dude I can’t start conversations well so like if they start the convos or like at least let me know that they are indeed interested, then ya know it’s perfect
@@QuinsCurse sorry, I lived in the jungle for three years and I found myself in very uncomfortable situations regarding spiders, and isn't helpful the fact that I'm somewhat a wussy person...
That dude saying "You have no purpose in life" while filming tiktoks giving disastrous relationship advices has the same energy as an incel listening to 'someone like you'.
@@sarahallen5297 it means like being autistic/having adhd/ocd/etc!!! Basically any type of brain condition For example, someone who is neurotypical is someone who doesn't have any brain conditions - Neuro meaning brain/of the brain - And then divergent meaning different (Idk if saying brain condition is offensive or correct, so if somebody knows if there's a better way to say it, please tell me!!)
You know, I wondered for a while why women doing the same things as these men is actually hot to me, then I realized It’s because there’s not a massively misogynistic undertone when they do it
Literally, like if a girl does a transition to her in a suit I die that's so fucking hot but if a guy does that I'll barf, then again I'm a lesbian so I'm probably bias lol
I feel that we should make a difference between “clingy” and “open about feelings”. And on top of that, make a difference between “clingy” and “stalker”
I'm super closed off about my feelings because I'm terrified of being considered needy. But it's backfired and now I have a reputation for being cold in a bad way.
@@SpecialBlanket I can’t share my thoughts with others because growing up, I missed the opportunity to learn how to do it and I genuinely have no idea how. I’ve been trying to break out of my shell lately and just improving a little at a time is ok. The other day I was able to say out loud that I was feeling down. I hope you can find someone that can take on your feelings, I’m sure if someone loves you they would want to know how you feel
"HONEY" "YES DEAR?" "THE STRAIGHTS ARE MAKING TIKTOKS ON THE LAWN AGAIN" "OH NOT AGAIN, THOSE DARN STRAIGHTS" To the straights: "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU HOOLIGANS"
Its always like - Step 1) - Compliment her - Step 2) - Take her out - Step 3) - Talk some more - Step 4) - Reel her in more, stay over more - Step 5) - Meet her parents - Step 6) - Talk with her dad, become closer - Step 7) - Buy her nice things - Step 8) - Cheat on her with her father - Step 9) - Get engaged - Step 10) - Get married
Always remember that that is some CIS-het men's advice. People who have been women their entire lives and people who have experienced both sides, maybe even the agender or nb side, are much less likely to give such advice, because they know what being at the receiving end of abuse and violence.
That one girl with the biden speech really went "let's go and make fun of people's disorders and laugh about something they didn't choose and that makes their life more difficult. It's hilarious." But ig her conservative brain just doesn't get what's wrong with that, I mean...if you support the turnip, brain no good✨✋😌 Not tryna be mean at all here...**twerks in apologies**
The Kylo Ren one made me experience physical pain. My head hurts, I can't breathe, I'm sweating, my sides hurt. I'm like that one Karen when she wore a mask.
For all girls that are into “farm boys” or “cowboys”, you know that if you marry them you’ll probably end up helping them with the work and care of their things, right? Like, it’s not all fun and games, there is work to get done and they might need your help. It’s not just staring at a man in jeans all day.
As a girl who grew up on a farm and is attracted to guys who work hard... helping them is the point? And even if you didn't grow up working, if you're with someone, it should be a partnership. You should be helping them no matter what, not just looking at them work lmao
@@shwylafaerie Precisely what I'm saying. I've noticed that some people like those I mentioned look at said people because they work hard or have good things, yet don't intend to work for those things themselves, which then makes it more repulsive.
Oh well hello Larry ! Still got problem with bologna ? (You know you played SF too much when you know where this Larry's face's from... 100 HOUUUURS OF GAMEPLAYYYYYYYYY~~~)
@1 1 have u ever heard of internalized racism, homophobia, misogyny, or misandry? (to name a few) i can explain what they are along with real life examples
13:43 I might be gettng the guy wrong but still i wanna say something about this. Like its not just the cringness but its a serious topic. women are oftenly thought that sex is to please men, but sex should he kept in the both side's comfort zones and never force one side to believe that their purpose is to please the other person. So this guy actually says that he can continue as he wants not caring about the other person's feelings and wants them to straight out obey him?! The cringness can be tolerated but this level of- of "ur a toy and im the guy here obey me" is too far and little girls are seeing these
Just thought I'd share that earlier I was in my closet trying to dig out my video camera and my mom asked where I was and I yelled "IM IN THE CLOSET" and my dad, unaware that I am trans and bi said "yeah and we really wish you'd come out too"...so
12:26 I feel like if you crash enough times you’ll just become immune to crashes, like you’ll just brush it off and continue driving, and if that isn’t tough idk what is
“I though that was a joke. I thought that was a joke that we all understood and nobody actually did it.” - me, an aroace, finding out attraction was a real thing
stop twerking in my comment section i will cry
Twerking in closet
twerks with apologies
*nonbinary twerking*
Not twerking twerking
*twerks in spanish*
there’s nothing wrong with being straight...
*STRAIGHT TIKTOK HOWEVER-*
TRUMP 2024
Exactly
@@kkennyyydo3556 your mom
@Noah Farmer - BMS 2025 with consent, of course
@@kkennyyydo3556 No 🥰❤️
„I wanna know if I showed up to our date wearing this...what would you do?“
Bold of you to assume I'd ever agree to go on a date with a person wearing that hat
Hahaha same
FR THOUGH
Why not?
@@juanjalapeno3765 I think it's trump support caps. But I'm not sure, im not american..............
Plus its just a bad accessory for that outfit.
**superphobic twerking**
YES
YES
YES
@_ yes
@_ yes twerking
the jump from "girls hate it when you're too clingy" to "you have no purpose in life" made me laugh so hard i almost spit out the food i was eating
right 😭 0-100 real quick
I actually love clingy people bc I love hugging people
I literally laugh so hard my sister looked at me weirdly
YES LMAO SAME
I WAS WEAK and I was not expecting to be
How to make straight tiktoks
1. Have a random sexual rap song in the background
2. Have a group of boy/girls in the background as your background dancers
3. Provocative dancing, most likely busting down
4. Dance by a very expensive house by the pool
5. Have extremely curly black hair
6. An actually good outfit, or being shirtless
7. Thirst, thirst and more thirst
8. Calling the audience baby girl
9. Getting millions of tiktok views
10. Stonks
thanks for the tips ill try
@@SupraMan38 please don’t
Don’t forget the middle part
Step 11: cry yourself to sleep
@@relzyn5545 12. repeat
**asexual twerking**
Twerks in bi
Me too
*Joins the ace twerking competition*
*aromantic twerking*
@@Joemamalackin I’m not going to stoop to that level as a ace
When ever I feel bad about myself I remember Straight Tik Tok exists and then I feel a little better.
Imma use this as a motto in life
@@strawtifulbonnie9363 Hello fellow army!!
TikTok is retarded straight or not.
Hey that's actually a good idea
**"why are people twerking?" twerking**
You ask the right questions
*''LMAOO PLSS'' laughing twerking*
**procrastination twerking**
"Difference between me and your boyfriend: I'm abusive."
What a nice guy.
*grossed out twerking*
Now me and my boyfriend can run from you together ig 😭😭🤚
I’m crying from the overwhelming amount of second hand embarrassment I just got
The cringe is real 🥲🥲🥲🥲
To quote a random Miitopia moment "Can you die from second-hand embarrassment? Cuz I just might"
**gender crisis twerking**
What a move
*happily joins*
I'm surprised that ItzManolo343 isn't here
I'm losing it already on: who's dad is this? You need to pick up your f*cking dad 😂😂😂
PLS SOMEBODY
Kaitlin Bennet: Trans people in bathrooms make me uncomfortable.
Straight boyz in Public bathrooms: 10:53
Why is his body a different colour than his face oml.
I've literally always seen people say mixed people are good-looking, never heard anyone say they're ugly. Usually it's rather that people think they're so good-looking that it turns into fetishizing
@@majlordag1889
that dude wanted some pity even tho he knows what the truth is lol hah
I didnt hear that either maybe only for one actor :/
*twerks because everyone is twerking* plot twist idk how tf to twerk and im flat as a pancake so all you hear is minecraft skeleton noises as my back starts to deform with every movement
Haha
Yes!
This is gold 😆
Same though
THE WAY I WHEEZED OMG I LOVE U
@@lalinabts6695 OMG I LOVE YOU ALSO
*traumatized twerking*
*confused ass twerking*
Matches your pfp kinda
Nice pfp twerking
*is that phineas*
@KillAllBlacks I don’t like yours.
@KillAllBlacks your profile picture and your username
society has moved past the need for straight tiktok
@Dr. Philly Cheesesteak yessir
@Dr. Philly Cheesesteak this comment >>
@Dr. Philly Cheesesteak Kinda heterophobic
@@Адам-ъ3в good 😌
YOOOOO WASSUP TORA
Love your content 🤤
SORRY ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE GUY WHO SAID HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK BECAUSE BABIES DO???
No
Thanks for voicing me! 😂
I guess that dude was actually quite deprived of milk as a kid, so it's kind of "grape is sour" psychology combined with underdeveloped brain tissues 🥴
So... Is he a dwarf?
Accurate statement
**flat* *asexual* *twerking**
WHY DO I JUST SEE FUNDY TWERKING IN HIS MAID DRESS?!?!?!? I HATE UR PFP AND MYSELF!! 💀💀
I-
FUNDY PFP
@@legally_brunett3 and now it's Karl
As an asexual who can't twerk id like you to represent us in this comment section my good sir
I find it funny when guys tell other guys what girls want. It's even funnier when they missed the mark by a thousand
Lol yeah
A thousand is generous. Like mr “I have more sex than he does in a year”... yea because he has to WORK my guy. Kinda hard to do the dirty while you’re making money...
Yep😂
**bi twerking**
same 😔
HAHAHAHA
Bi twerking for the win 😚✨
@@vainveinss for sure
*Bi panic twerking*
Ok im one kinky bastard but posting shit like that on an app that is notorious for having a children audience makes me go into mega cringe mode
Damn yes like I'm into that shit but when I see it on tiktok I get the biggest second hand embarrassments ever, mega cringe mode
All TikTok is stupid.
Me, literally. I cant believe they do this on a kids app.
I døn’t have this sø called kinks but yes. It’s mega cringe
"Come pick up your dad" is now my favorite response to elder millennials with military crew cuts flailing around in doorways
am i too mean
@@SupraMan38 Kings gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes
Awww man, I just realized I fall into the elder millennial age range and that we really are parents now lol
@@notmychairnotmyproblem Right?! Wanna go halfsies on a minivan?
@@SupraMan38 no you’re great
Everyone is twerking...
*competitive twerking *
YES! YOU GO RANDOM INTERNET PERSON!!! GET👏 THEM 👏
*faster competitive twerking*
Your pfp is amazing.
@@ijustdontknow5817 faster 😏
@@miabennett04 yes please 😩
that dude at 14:30 can say what he wants, but a person with enough money to be independent and financially stable, has a life, and a job that they’re clearly doing well with is a hell of a lot more attractive than a grown man posting about how much sex he has on tiktok with bad dating advice bc he has no other hobbies and still lives with his mom and refuses to get a job but maybe that’s just me 🤷🏻♀️
True. He may get many women to sleep with but none of them gonna stay long term with him,he's not gonna have a lover or a wife with how he's doing.
Why is everyone twerking?
*confused twerking*
Even more confused twerking
is it because of Danny's Minecraft streams?
**twerks in GREG**
It's this stupid trend I've had the unfortunately pleasure of first witnessing on the Met Him Last Night video by Ari and Demi
“What turns girls off: being too available and clingy”
Bro I love it when my bf is clingy it’s low key so cute
Yea I love it when boys are clingy because I am it’d be PERFECT
Literally how is giving someone attention a turn off I'd be mad if I didnt get attention
as a clingy person myself that is like freaking amazing like i wishhhhhhh
FR!!! i love cuddling and clingy people because i'm like 'em!😫❤
Dude I can’t start conversations well so like if they start the convos or like at least let me know that they are indeed interested, then ya know it’s perfect
I used this video to hype myself up to kill a spider bc honestly my fear of straight Tik Tok is worse than my arachnophobia
That's a power move...
Awww the poor spider! My pet giant house spider frowns at you
(Like mosquitos, hornets and wasps? Well if not, the spider is the one for you)
@@QuinsCurse sorry, I lived in the jungle for three years and I found myself in very uncomfortable situations regarding spiders, and isn't helpful the fact that I'm somewhat a wussy person...
@@strawtifulbonnie9363 ah that makes sense (not the wussy part, i bet youre good)
@@QuinsCurse I'm good but now I have arachnophobia
That dude saying "You have no purpose in life" while filming tiktoks giving disastrous relationship advices has the same energy as an incel listening to 'someone like you'.
that same man suggested that men drug and r word women im not joking🤢
This Is the first comment i saw that isnt *twerking* haha
@Pristine Artifact lmao it adds to the fun
@@chefboyardee5273 that dude's getting more and more desperate everyday
@@peepeepoopoo2269 uniwue twerking
*superstraightphobic twerking*
As you should 😩😩
I'm straight and i can't take it anymore. Someone help me please.
@@lauriex8832 are you heterosexual/straight or straightTM😍😍👍😍👍😍🤪🤪🤪??
@@sunbea4477 what is the opposite of no?
@@lauriex8832 LMFAO
**gender dysphoria twerking**
me
SAME
relatable
also where did you make that pfp i need that 😳👉👈
@@ano3o i made it at the website picrew, you can find a tutorial on youtube on how to do it!! :)
Triggered.
The kilo ren one.....i’m crying from second hand embarrassment
Bro I started laughing so fricking hard
I'm a kilo ren fan and a kinky bratty enby soooo... Punish me
i started cackling 💀💀
I have a visceral reaction to stuff like that I can feel my diaphragm contract
Time stamp?
*literally just twerking twerking*
**demi-bi twerking**
I agree
I’m also demi-bi twerking
**???? twerking**
What is demi bi
*valid 🥶😈🤠 twerking*
*disgusted twerking*
I can't find the words to describe how much I love your pfp
Your pfp-
It's superior lol
Sam: *”I know you don’t sleep well. I can see it in your eyes.”*
Me, freezing: 👁👄👁🗨
Me: in bed at 2am watching this
Ok I was eating Skittles ( it's 1:07 AM) when he said that and I actually just stopped and froze lol
**lesbian twerking**
@@sevencool2266 wtf
@@sevencool2266 stfu please
Ha I’m the 1000 like in this comment 😍
@@lilymaya127 wait, what did the guy @Seven cool said?! ì think they deleted it..
@@allisonaliga8138 I’m pretty sure they said lesbianphobic twerking or sum shit
*bisexual neurodivergent twerking*
Same
Yes same
genuinely curious what is neurodivergent
@@sarahallen5297 it means like being autistic/having adhd/ocd/etc!!!
Basically any type of brain condition
For example, someone who is neurotypical is someone who doesn't have any brain conditions
- Neuro meaning brain/of the brain
- And then divergent meaning different
(Idk if saying brain condition is offensive or correct, so if somebody knows if there's a better way to say it, please tell me!!)
@@jvb2279 You got it but learning disability also fits instead of brain condition
**pansexual twerking**
@_ yes
YESSIRRRR
@_ yes
Bisexual twerking
YES
You know, I wondered for a while why women doing the same things as these men is actually hot to me, then I realized
It’s because there’s not a massively misogynistic undertone when they do it
yeah, they're not entitled and cocky and pushy, they're just confident.
@@katiejo3663 *exactly*
Literally, like if a girl does a transition to her in a suit I die that's so fucking hot but if a guy does that I'll barf, then again I'm a lesbian so I'm probably bias lol
its cause ur gay (jokes sorry idk if u are, thats just why i find girls doing the same thing as cringe men so appealing😭😭😭)
**Lesbian twerking**
**Also lesbian twerking**
*Also lesbian twerking
**WLW probably a lesbian but have a really really really really small attraction to men twerking**
**also lesbian twerking**
**outraged twerking**
@_ yes
@_ yes
*closeted bisexual twerking*
yayyy i finally found one of my kind
Openly bisexual twerking
sup twerking
AHH MY PEOPLE
*possibly bisexual twerking*
“Two things that turn girls off”
Me an asexual lesbian: men
*unallowed twerking*
I thought u said unfollowed twerking for some reason
@@Name-tn1zg same
@@Name-tn1zg same lmao
@@Name-tn1zg same
@@Name-tn1zg same 😭
I feel that we should make a difference between “clingy” and “open about feelings”. And on top of that, make a difference between “clingy” and “stalker”
I wish men like that understood this, but sadly they don't.
i agree also this is the only non twerking comment I've found
I'm super closed off about my feelings because I'm terrified of being considered needy. But it's backfired and now I have a reputation for being cold in a bad way.
@@SpecialBlanket I can’t share my thoughts with others because growing up, I missed the opportunity to learn how to do it and I genuinely have no idea how. I’ve been trying to break out of my shell lately and just improving a little at a time is ok. The other day I was able to say out loud that I was feeling down. I hope you can find someone that can take on your feelings, I’m sure if someone loves you they would want to know how you feel
"You are being too available and showing too much interest" Ah yes being a decent human being is too much apparently
14:30 the dude really just said “i have no life skills and absolutely nothing going for me” 💀💀
*Bisexual Aromantic twerking*
What aroma? I recommend cake.
@@alexiatherealonlysanswifea9438 they have no aroma since they are aromatic...
I'm glad you have a pleasant and distinctive smell/j
*Asexual biromantic twerking*
It was auto correct 😫 I can smell fine
We’ll never escape Straight Tiktok. It’s like corona 2.0 but there isn’t an antidote for it.
Unless that antidote involves world destruction 💀
To find the antidote, you need to read the gay agenda.
I mean, they do have no taste...
@@gem9535 omfg
Sam: “you don’t sleep well, I can see it in your eyes through the screen”
Me: *sighs* yeah ):
see im just that good
go to sleep
Serious Big Brag energy in that remark
*twerking to distract myself from that one kylo ten tiktok, violently sobbing*
AHAHHAHAA
"HONEY"
"YES DEAR?"
"THE STRAIGHTS ARE MAKING TIKTOKS ON THE LAWN AGAIN"
"OH NOT AGAIN, THOSE DARN STRAIGHTS"
To the straights: "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU HOOLIGANS"
THIS- YES-
I LIVE for this comment
HAAGAHAHAHAHAHAAB YES.
@ZOEY BENZ - STUDENT ayee
All TikTok is stupid, straight or not.
why do straight men giving relationship advice always sound like they don’t even like women? just date men my guy
LMFAOOOOOOO
Lmao same
Its always like
- Step 1) - Compliment her
- Step 2) - Take her out
- Step 3) - Talk some more
- Step 4) - Reel her in more, stay over more
- Step 5) - Meet her parents
- Step 6) - Talk with her dad, become closer
- Step 7) - Buy her nice things
- Step 8) - Cheat on her with her father
- Step 9) - Get engaged
- Step 10) - Get married
you broke the twerking chain
Always remember that that is some CIS-het men's advice. People who have been women their entire lives and people who have experienced both sides, maybe even the agender or nb side, are much less likely to give such advice, because they know what being at the receiving end of abuse and violence.
**non-binary omnisexual twerking**
Haha same
wait no way same
Same
yooo me too
That one girl with the biden speech really went "let's go and make fun of people's disorders and laugh about something they didn't choose and that makes their life more difficult. It's hilarious."
But ig her conservative brain just doesn't get what's wrong with that, I mean...if you support the turnip, brain no good✨✋😌
Not tryna be mean at all here...**twerks in apologies**
*pansexual twerking*
Ayeeeee 💖💛💙
*uncomfortable twerking*
**transfem bisexual twerking**
Love your pfp!!!
hellow fellow bisexual
Good job girl
Ugh, Double Trouble😩🙏
YES DOUBLE TROUBLE I LOVE YOUR PFP
gender confused bisexual twerking
sAME
**not gender confused but confused about my sexuality twerking**
Meeeeeeee
The Kylo Ren one made me experience physical pain. My head hurts, I can't breathe, I'm sweating, my sides hurt. I'm like that one Karen when she wore a mask.
i couldn’t watch i just skipped past it
Ok but why was he talking like that
*confused sexuality twerking*
*confused in general twerking*
*confused screaming twerking*
same tho 😭😭
this is a miid
@@Olivia-uz9bc n o
*nonexistent asexual twerking
Yes!! Aces assemble!
Yesss aroace tiktok here we go
@_ ok?? we can make jokes-
@_ that's called an opinion. You don't need to get mad at me for making a fucking joke??
@_ and I'm not saying you can't I'm saying it's pretty stupid to get mad at some harmless joke.
for the "big guys aren't hot" guy, we couldn't trust you the moment you wore socks to bed.
Sam thinking its abt his hight brotha look at the hand placement 💁🏼♀️🔫
For all girls that are into “farm boys” or “cowboys”, you know that if you marry them you’ll probably end up helping them with the work and care of their things, right?
Like, it’s not all fun and games, there is work to get done and they might need your help. It’s not just staring at a man in jeans all day.
this
EXACTLY!
As someone (I mean I'm a guy but whatever) who likes "cowboys" for me it's just that I find cowboy hats really sexy ? Yea weird fetish ik but whatever
As a girl who grew up on a farm and is attracted to guys who work hard... helping them is the point? And even if you didn't grow up working, if you're with someone, it should be a partnership. You should be helping them no matter what, not just looking at them work lmao
@@shwylafaerie Precisely what I'm saying. I've noticed that some people like those I mentioned look at said people because they work hard or have good things, yet don't intend to work for those things themselves, which then makes it more repulsive.
*concerned twerking*
Hi Larry
@@klitzy hey shawty
@@Beetlebutterr (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
What's the Concerned Pride Flag?
Oh well hello Larry !
Still got problem with bologna ?
(You know you played SF too much when you know where this Larry's face's from... 100 HOUUUURS OF GAMEPLAYYYYYYYYY~~~)
**confused twerking**
literally same my dude
"You think you get to chose when you finish ?"
WELL IT'S MY BODY SO YEAH I CHOSE YOU SON OF A B-
My thoughts exactly
Holy fuck the rage that seared through my body when he winked!
🤬
*genderfluid twerking*
**found a fellow danganronpa frog hat pfp twerking**
Perfect pfp
*korekiyo lover twerking*
WOOOOOII
Kiyo :0
*depressed twerking*
i will cry
I love your nagito pfp
NAGITO
@@SupraMan38 *oh no*
Nice nagito pfp
*Internalized heterophobia twerking*
@1 1 have u ever heard of internalized racism, homophobia, misogyny, or misandry? (to name a few) i can explain what they are along with real life examples
@1 1 LOL ITS OK IM GLAD U UNDERSTAND
@1 1 NO PROBLEM
**ally twerking**
We love some supporting people here.
We need more human beings like u.
Aww love all ally’s
*respectful twerking*
same profile
*“why’s everyone twerking?” twerking*
Apparently, The singer Lil Nas X wanted everyone to twerk for his birthday and for this new song “Call me by your name”
I accidentally got on straight tiktok today and I got so scared I almost deleted the app.
So congrats Sam, you're still a psychic
Ugh sameeeee
thanks i always will be :D
i deleted tiktok bc i was on stright tiktok and couldn't get off
why almost? why didnt you do yourself the best favor ever and deleted that shit app?
its okie bestie we were all there at some point
10:22 This makes me want to switch my own life support off.
I’ll do it for you
**Confused as why is everyone else twerking twerking**
STOP TWERKING IN THE COMMENTS
**frustrated twerking**
Oh hi Random MOA 🙃💜
@@strawtifulbonnie9363 hiii
@@Name15268 how are you sweetie? Is it hard to be TXT's Shared Braincell?
@@strawtifulbonnie9363 it's a struggle
@@Name15268 I mean I can see why
I'm not even suprised anymore, it's like they want to be in a cringe compilation 😐
Honestly I’d be surprised if half of these *weren’t* in a cringe compilation 😭
They _are_ the cringe compilation
13:43
I might be gettng the guy wrong but still i wanna say something about this. Like its not just the cringness but its a serious topic. women are oftenly thought that sex is to please men, but sex should he kept in the both side's comfort zones and never force one side to believe that their purpose is to please the other person. So this guy actually says that he can continue as he wants not caring about the other person's feelings and wants them to straight out obey him?! The cringness can be tolerated but this level of- of "ur a toy and im the guy here obey me" is too far and little girls are seeing these
Just thought I'd share that earlier I was in my closet trying to dig out my video camera and my mom asked where I was and I yelled "IM IN THE CLOSET" and my dad, unaware that I am trans and bi said "yeah and we really wish you'd come out too"...so
F
*asexual twerking*
@_ yes
Yass
* non-binary bisexual twerking *
I haven't been on tik tok in a while but I'm 100% sure this has to do it
Bisexual cosplay tiktok has my heart
Lmao us nonbinary bisexuals never make decisions
Samee
Hello non-binary bisexual gang I have arrived
I rarely even use tiktok tho lmao
12:26 I feel like if you crash enough times you’ll just become immune to crashes, like you’ll just brush it off and continue driving, and if that isn’t tough idk what is
Why is everyone twerking?
Confused twerking
whenever i hear the words “straight tiktok” my mind goes straight to thinking step bro and step sis 😢
i forgot about that for this video, but that might be a good thing
@@SupraMan38 it is a good thing, trust me
@@SupraMan38 sadly I havent
What are you doing step bro?
Nice pfp
When Sam was like ‘I know you don’t sleep well, I see it in your face’ guess the bags under my eyes can be seen through a screen now
Apparently, we are all thoughts in his head, so it makes sense he knows everything about us
Right? lmao I was like damn why you got to call me out like that man, I got a sleep disorder 😂
@@boldanabrasevic3020 Does that mean we are all Sam's OCs?
@@pumpkin_cat792 *_YES_*
“I though that was a joke. I thought that was a joke that we all understood and nobody actually did it.”
- me, an aroace, finding out attraction was a real thing
**trans twerking**
Why are y'all twerking
@Kill All Blacks Your name is a bit concerning. Why? All I ask is to know why.
@Kill All Blacks I don't get it
@_ yes
@_ *yes twerking*
*depressed lesbian twerking*
Depresbian twerking
bestie same
Yes.
@_ yes ;)
YESSS
"My feet are all different sizes all the time. "
Sam Collins, 13, confirmed shape shifter...
the end with the oatmeal guy throwing is water cup : ah yes, the anger issue and controling type, that totally hot /s
*ADHD twerking*
Same pal/lad....same
*hyperactive but also exhausted twerking*
**anxious asexual twerking**
s a m e
literally me rn
I relate to this on a spiritual level
my siblings
Yes hahaha
*outraged bisexual twerking*
*illegal twerking*
Wait a second...
😳😳
i won’t snitch bae
mama didn’t raise no snitch😫‼️‼️
Nooo
11:18 Genocide Jack is that you🏃🏻♀️
*scared twerking*
dont do it
@@SupraMan38 already did, my friend :)
@@SupraMan38 too late
@@SupraMan38 BAHHAAHA
*terrified raichu twerking*