You would later ask the Medic, "Why"? He would respond, "Why not?" I'm entitled to at least a single Meet the Heavy parody before I do something worthwhile.
*She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute* *She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute* *She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute*
@@trollsing It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Heavy of Hades: +Can use consumable items 3x faster +Wearer can survive 2 headshots -Replaces melee Not sure what you'd add to balance it out. Melee isn't the most valuable thing ever, and having it occupy the secondary slot would barely make it worth equipping if there's no snipers. Maybe it could have some system where your max health drops when you lose a head or something.
Meet the heavy’s: The lookout heavy The serious heavy And the happy heavy New edit: i have not checked my comment in three months and the amount of likes i see i appreciate it
@@homeschoolhd596 it's triple heads in a body not 3 bodies connected to each other , they only have 2 arms they can't hold more Sashas since one is use for holding while the other is used for firing
Sniper: (Shoots middle head) Left head: (Eats Sandvich) Sniper: What the bloody hell... Middle head: (Grows back) Heavy Heavy Heavy: (Turns to look at Sniper)
That would be nightmare fuel. Three heads, and you will have to shoot all of them and the main one to get rid of this abomination. OR... YOU CAN LAY A SANDVICH DOWN AS BAIT (it is a jarate jar disguised as a sandvich) WITH A HIDDEN STICKY BOMB INSIDE IT, WAIT FOR THE HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY TO EAT IT AND MALFUNCTION AND THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
Odin Knowledge Seeker 300 = 1 head 1x3 = 3×300 = 900 heavy gets 150 hp if overhealed so 900+150 = 1050 hp and this heavy can even survive a freaking telefrag, since telefrag do 1000 damage so it would be 1050-1000 = 50 health remains (if overhealed, cannot survive telefrag at normal health which is 900)
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Underrated
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very 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very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Underrated
The whole thing about Heavy having a degree in Russian literature is a reference to poker night at the inventory, which isn’t canon. If that is what your drawing your knowledge from.
@@lunk6867 actually poker night is canon, but heavy is just having fun when he kills people, he enjoys that, so that's why he act so stupid in game, because it's form of fun for him
lieutenant lowercase it's called the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN heads where his heads are shot guns that yell who touched my gun but it does 999999999999999999999999.99999993999999917482736398989 damage
Russian folk stories usually have a 3-headed dragon. Russian people call him Zmey Gorynitch or The Mountain Snake. This is what the Heavy version of this dragon would look like.
OohSorry 900 hp 1200 hp when overhealed [+] The use of any voice command creates a supersonic wave which shatters glass and vibrates any liquid in sight which includes blood. In a short term the use of any voice command will make every single player vibrate violently in an area which will stun them and the stun expires when they explode
I love how you can actually see them acting independently from each other in some ways, even just where they are looking. Makes it a lot nicer to see attention to detail
made up stats: +75% chance to confuse new snipers +headshot damage reduced by 30% +25% to kill headphone users while talking -100000000% chance to annoy the hell out of everyone desc: you can never be too heavy
These are mine +Snipers have to headshot all the heads +Has 900 normal HP -3 People controlling it (1 camera, weapons, 1 attacking) Description: (either) I am heady weapons guy. OR You can never be too Heavy! Cost: $15.45
Fun Fact: Heavy's father was a counter revolutionary and for this, Heavy, his Mom, and 3 sisters were sent to a Siberian Gulag...which they burned down.
"We are heavy weapons guys." "And THIS...is our weapon." "WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN?!" "Some people think they can outsmart us.." "We've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.."
I like how every head does it own things ( as in they don’t always talk at the same time or look at the same direction) it show how much effort you put into it
Well, technically in order to down him you'd likely have to kill all 3 brains, and if one head goes down, its very unlikely the other 2 will not notice and find a health-pack to heal the dead head so this would be more of a sniper hell
Whenever he yell "MEDIC!!", its gonna be ear rape And also his heads can see 180 degrees therefore full vision = no backstabs 3 heads = no headshots 3 heads = 10 MEDICS and also, and important note: DONT TOUCH HIS SASHA
@Cristian Herendi what is a stake dinner? how do you eat a stake? (stake: a strong wooden or metal post with a point at one end, driven into the ground to support a tree, form part of a fence, act as a boundary mark, etc.)
![[SFM] Meet the Heavy Bloopers](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O4IzqU4uQzo/mqdefault.jpg)
![[SFM] Meet the Heavy Bloopers](/img/tr.png)
its a lot harder to outsmart him now
Kirbyfreak YT damn this comment killed me
@@tf3confirmedbuthv54
He has triple the brain size.
@@kirbyfreakyt4695 Triple of zero is still zero
@@ulfricstormcloak3657 Heavy Is Actually Pretty Smart, So Tripple The Brain Power Would Be Terrifying
@@ulfricstormcloak3657 he still able to look 360 degrees around
i want a haloween hat that makes heavy have 3 heads
But how would it be named? Cerberus? Not original enough. Cermisha? Three-Headed Beast? The Triple-Hunger? There's nothing really clever that fits.
The Triple Thinker?
Triple Trouble
thats all im saying
три 3 in russian
They should either call it
"We can count to 3"
or
"Heavy 3 Confirmed"
I love how when middle heavy realizes Sasha has been touched, the other heavys were just lookin at other stuff, then they were all like "huh? Oh shit"
It also isn’t the middle head who says “What?” like in the original video; it’s the left head of the H3avy that says that
If you look closely the right one just looks around nervously like he’s about to be exposed
I love it.
3 minds, 1 brains, in heavy heavy heavy’s mind, he’s thinking “was shit I’m discoveredl
*Oh my god...who touch Sasha?! WHO TOUCH MY GUN!*
"I am Heavy"
"Heavy"
"HEAVY! :D"
Lol
*aNd ThIs Is My WeApOn*
*She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute*
*She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute*
*She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute*
@@trollsing It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
*laughter*
Omg who touched Sasha?
*A N D T H I S I S M Y W E A P O N*
*A N D T H I S I S L E G I O N*
0:33 OH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE
*S H E W E I G H T S 1 5 0 K I L O G R A M S A N D F I R E S* (...)
and and and this this this is is is my my my weapon weapon weapon
*O U R W ~EA~ P O N*
i love how he animates it so that each heavy feels like a seperate being
you gotta admire it
70 likes nice
Praise the mother land
THAT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE THIS IS CURSED
Wow thanks for the 200 likes
I am the hopeful one. I am the joyous one. I am the angry one.
Meet the Heady.
...Lamarr.
prospectus Its your frickin head humper!
Virex You're just not an animal person!
prospectus Now ya lost me.
Virex :C
All Heavies : "and this is my weapon"
*Our Weapon
*Soviet anthem plays*
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet union
@@thegoodplaguedoctor187 LMAO
WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN
And it makes sense. He’s Russian.
@@perhapsawhitemale8144 yep
Pros:
Mic Spam
Cons:
Sniper's Free Headshots
That Bacon But the other heads can look out for Snipers.
All 3 heads: SANDVICH×300
you cut off one head and two take it's place
Is the Heavy also a hydra... or is the sandvich now godly for him...?
Heavy of Hades:
+Can use consumable items 3x faster
+Wearer can survive 2 headshots
-Replaces melee
Not sure what you'd add to balance it out. Melee isn't the most valuable thing ever, and having it occupy the secondary slot would barely make it worth equipping if there's no snipers. Maybe it could have some system where your max health drops when you lose a head or something.
Sniper: Boom! Headshot.
Heavy heavy -heavy:- _Oh no! Anyways._
lol
Underrated comment
Heavy heavy heavy: Grows back the other head
@@zinxler7631 make that 2 more heads, he is now heavy heavy heavy heavy hydra
So I started blasting
Meet the heavy’s:
The lookout heavy
The serious heavy
And the happy heavy
New edit: i have not checked my comment in three months and the amount of likes i see i appreciate it
sooooooo..... King Gidorah in a nutshell?
Backup, man with the plan, moral support
Think this guy is dead?
*Happy hoovy
and the clinically depressed heavy
I like how three of Heavy's head's have their own unique personality
y e s
“I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet”
**shows three bullets**
So smart
69 likes
Here ya go
I didnt even realize it until you commented
Heartless is right, why doesn’t he have 3 Sasha’s?
@@homeschoolhd596 it's triple heads in a body not 3 bodies connected to each other , they only have 2 arms they can't hold more Sashas since one is use for holding while the other is used for firing
Sniper: (Shoots middle head)
Left head: (Eats Sandvich)
Sniper: What the bloody hell...
Middle head: (Grows back)
Heavy Heavy Heavy: (Turns to look at Sniper)
Truely terrifying.
Sniper:
(Chuckles) Im in danger!
I think his mate saw me.
Yeah, yeah, he definently saw me.
@@JohnSmith-ex8iw Forgot the part where the HeavyHeavyHeavy spits out the bullet sniper shot him with inbetween me and yeah.
Sniper: Ah, piss...
"Meet the Wither"
Meet the Wither Heavy 😉
Lol
69
That’s a heavy wither lol
When he is buried people will dig him up in like 30 years to say OMG the real withe
Okay, when they all said "cry some more together", that was pretty badass
I fear no man
but that thing...
it scares me
Heavy!
Everyone fears
0:06
I fear no crits....
But that Auto Balance..
It scares me....
Even Pyro because of the mic spam
You are baby
Sniper's wet dream. So many heads to click on.
@Zunlite he's a masochist, he will be fine
What if only one has a hitbox...
@@lorddinkles8672 so it's like Hydra? Only one true head?
@@kiloklavdi1185 Sick idea!
the twist? 900 health
Therapist: Wither Heavy isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Wither Heavy: *WHO TOUCH MY GUN?*
pot p you legit forfeited your life privileges
pot p shoots with my M4A1 and M16A3
Blue scout has touched heavy gun!!!
@pot p Impossible!!!
HEAVY-DORAH HEAVY OF THE HEAVIES
0:10 ngl his voice is giving me chills
This is some attack on three headed titan sh## (plot twist the titan is the hydra)
That's scary but it be worse if he had 900 health
Odin Knowledge Seeker it does
Nooooooooooooooo
900 health is not a big deal if you re soldier >:D
That would be nightmare fuel. Three heads, and you will have to shoot all of them and the main one to get rid of this abomination. OR... YOU CAN LAY A SANDVICH DOWN AS BAIT (it is a jarate jar disguised as a sandvich) WITH A HIDDEN STICKY BOMB INSIDE IT, WAIT FOR THE HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY TO EAT IT AND MALFUNCTION AND THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
Odin Knowledge Seeker 300 = 1 head 1x3 = 3×300 = 900 heavy gets 150 hp if overhealed so 900+150 = 1050 hp
and this heavy can even survive a freaking telefrag, since telefrag do 1000 damage so it would be 1050-1000 = 50 health remains (if overhealed, cannot survive telefrag at normal health which is 900)
My survival minecraft world with several years of progress:exists
The wither my friend just summoned:
1:01
If the wither had a machine gun, we'd be fucked
It kinda explains how it just deja vus any block that isn't obsidian
Thank you for giving me that image of a Wither with a machine gun
@@crlyfryz8049 yeah you're welcome
CRY SOME MOOORE
*who touched my gun?*
*who touched my gun?*
*who touched my gun?*
Genius
Genius
Genius
Who touched our gun?
COMMUNISM.
I love that they all talk in sync when talking about the gun
Me *clicks windows but doesn’t open*
Me: *clicks more*
Windows:
Very very very very underrated
Very very very very very underrated
Very very very very very very underrated
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Underrated
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very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Underrated
"Who touched my gun?!" and "I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" went from generally intimidating to outright terrifying
But instead of pulling out a single bullet he pulls out 3😓
This is deeply unsettling and I do not know why it's in my recommended
Yeah an entity with three heads will do that yeah
"We fear no man.. but that thing, it's scares us"
WE *cues russian anthem that says god searches pornhub*
**USSR Intensifies**
WE
Heavy, the hive mind
That triple “Cry some more” sounds so bad ass and intimidating
Heavy after the chernobyl incident
Underrated comment here 😂 Mutation
Bruh...
@@panquetoxico9148 what?
fun fact that he is russian and ukraine is neaby to the russian borders
I think medic did too many experiments on him
I expected them to go
"This is my weapon"
"No! mine!"
"No! it's mine!"
"Mine!"
Communism my guy
Oh hi hitmon
What is up Hitmon,
remember me?
He is russian... He'd probably say "We are Heavy Heavy Heavy. And THIS is our weapon."
OUR WEAPON
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me."
Also Heavy: *Second Smartest out of all the Mercs.*
The whole thing about Heavy having a degree in Russian literature is a reference to poker night at the inventory, which isn’t canon. If that is what your drawing your knowledge from.
@@lunk6867 actually poker night is canon, but heavy is just having fun when he kills people, he enjoys that, so that's why he act so stupid in game, because it's form of fun for him
@@Thispersonisreal So, quite like how i turn my brain off and launch headfirst into casuals?
@@Thispersonisreal what's poker night?
@doggo dude he may missed the game, since it got deleted on steam
That one scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail like:
after getting a godly head shot spree you must face the final boss
Abdullah Alkhayat machina, shoot from the side. No boss.
Shite
Bachstab
Shoot one head, two more shall take its place.
When they synced up for the "cry some more" I was legit intimidated
Hide your children.
Can someone please upload this as a workshop item?
"too confusing for new snipers"
Derp scout
YES!
Syrex THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OP COSMETIC!!!
lieutenant lowercase it's called the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN heads where his heads are shot guns that yell who touched my gun but it does 999999999999999999999999.99999993999999917482736398989 damage
Even nine years later, this video lives in my head rent-free
3 heads in one head.
11 years later and I never thought I'd see this meme again. Good old days.
0:05 the third head looks so happy, he just likes being there.
Hes the Kevin of Heavy Ghidohra
Godzilla Minilla 2004 lmao
Billy Joe's emergency account the third head would be me
*”HEAVY!” :D*
And the fact that the other 2 faces look him like infinitely disappointed makes it even better
Therapist: Ghidorah Heavy isn’t real. Ghidorah Heavy cannot hurt you.
Ghidorah Heavy:
*Wither Heavy
Oof, I was gonna refer to it as
"Ghidorah in a nutshell"
And one of them is name Kevin!
these kids never heard of Cerberus aren't they
@@fruitgummy2461 I have. He's Hades' three-headed doggo of the underworld, son of Typhon, the Father of Monsters.
we are heavy weapons guy, and this, is our weapon
It was more funny when you know that heavy is from ussr
@@AssetsBoblox problem is heavy is probably not a communist sympathizer
@@most_red but still from ussr
*USSR anthem starts playing* heavy : *sniff* this is Russian...
WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN
1:08 CCCRRRYYY SSSOOOMMMEEE MMMOOORRREEE!!!
Russian folk stories usually have a 3-headed dragon. Russian people call him Zmey Gorynitch or The Mountain Snake.
This is what the Heavy version of this dragon would look like.
this is what the dragon's folk lore is
People want to be as strong as the dragon.
The dragon wants to be as strong as the Heavy Heavy Heavy.
*The Mountain Men!*
-With the occasional sounds of Hoovys joy!
The Japanese have a three headed dragon too....
*It's name is king Ghidorah*
DanTheMan no foolin’?
Triple Headed Russian
[+] +600HP
[+] Looks creepy and amazing
[-] Can easily be headshotted by snipers
OohSorry 900 hp 1200 hp when overhealed [+] The use of any voice command creates a supersonic wave which shatters glass and vibrates any liquid in sight which includes blood. In a short term the use of any voice command will make every single player vibrate violently in an area which will stun them and the stun expires when they explode
@@bogusmetz hahah.
arbiter11171 6 times boy where did you learn to do math?
Bogus Metz he said + 600hp, heavy is normally at 300hp, so 600hp+300hp=900
You need 3 headshots to kill him fully
Where do people even get these ideas
There's more...
???
dont you get that reference from Expiration date
An eggplant!
Lion Prubbs I got the refrence, my comment was intepretation of spy being confused after the "Noo..." line.
Heavy after a holiday in Chernobyl:
LMAO
He found 2 new pals in Chernobyl
0:29 the third heavy smiles like doomguy when he picks up a weapon
Yep
Yeah
No one:
3rd Heavy: :D
doom guy when he picks up the bfg 10000:
he smiles like how medic does
0:57 the three quiet kids in the back when they lose in Kahoot
Just a normal day in America
*All the other kids with their pumped up kicks...*
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
this comment killed me
@@KlassicScorpion- like how the quiet kids did
The magic of SFM.
the magical radiation of Chernobyl you want to say
odd and all your videos?
DO U BELIEVE IN MAGIC?!??!?!?!?!?!
odd I
odd ly enough I agree
I love the detail of him holding 3 bullets instead of just 1
Sniper has to headshot all of the heads to kill it
He ends up headshotting himself because he can't handle the pressure.
This should have been a sniper's wet dream.
Someone call Snow.
This looks like a job for the Huntsman sniper!
it counts as a triple kill when hit with the machina at the right angle
*valve show*
“WE PRESENT TO YOU: *THE HEAVY HYDRA*”
Heavy Goryinich.
Or the witheavy (wither heavy)
Heavydra?
Cut off one head, two more shall take its place
Meet the heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy *H E A V Y*
I still after 8 years want this as an Halloween cosmetic
And all 3 heads talk and are animate.
Snipers would fear him
It would be cool but people would probably complain that it's hard to headshot him like that or something.
@@mircocapra4531 Unless all three heads have a hitbox.
@@IndigoStorm27 It would be unfair for hoovies tho, I like it.
I love how you can actually see them acting independently from each other in some ways, even just where they are looking. Makes it a lot nicer to see attention to detail
made up stats:
+75% chance to confuse new snipers
+headshot damage reduced by 30%
+25% to kill headphone users while talking
-100000000% chance to annoy the hell out of everyone
desc: you can never be too heavy
NERF ADDED:25% chance to kill headphone users while talking loudly/
10% bigger hitbox
These are mine
+Snipers have to headshot all the heads
+Has 900 normal HP
-3 People controlling it
(1 camera, weapons, 1 attacking)
Description:
(either)
I am heady weapons guy.
OR
You can never be too Heavy!
Cost: $15.45
I will change the decription whit:
You can never be THREE Heavy
Heavy: this is my weapon
The other two heads: OUR weapon
He is Russian after all.
Cordless Shower head yes
Soviet music intensifies
It’s better because you can get a Russian hat and he is Russian
Fun Fact: Heavy's father was a counter revolutionary and for this, Heavy, his Mom, and 3 sisters were sent to a Siberian Gulag...which they burned down.
It costs 12,000,000 Dollars to fire this weapon for 36 seconds
Actually it would be 1,200,000, which is far more economical.
@@taicanium yea but that's 1968 dollars though,
Main Head: Some people think they can outsmart me
2nd Head: Maybe...
3rd head: Maybe...
Next time do it like this
"We are heavy weapons guys."
"And THIS...is our weapon."
"WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN?!"
"Some people think they can outsmart us.."
"We've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.."
The "Heavy Heavy Heavy" is still good tho
Ah yes communism at it finest
They should’ve done:
We’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet bullet bullet
Wait, it's all commie?
@@Theemeraldgamestone always has been. *unsheathes hammer and sickle*
"In that case, Heavy will have to keel you."
"Will heavy?"
"Oh, heavy doesn't think so."
Heavy but he is the wither from minecraft
the new thing to mic spam in game
Robert Verdugo
OMG true
666 likes
one thing they all agree: "SANDWICH MAKES US STROOONG"
each one does a single bite of the sandvich so they go "nom" "nom" "nom" and then in unsion "AAAH, SO FILLING! HUOH HAH HAH!"
Godzilla: I am the strongest kaiju >:)
heavy heavy heavy: hello
Godzilla: *MY WORST ENEMY*
King Ghidorah:heavy
Godzilla:Sniper
Destoroyah:Demo man
Mothra:medic
Rodan:soldier
Anguirus:scout
Mecha Godzilla:spy
Shin Godzilla:pyro
Space Godzilla:engineer
Nuke bomb:sandwich
@@mega6662 you made me hungry at the last one now i want a sandwich with no nuclear sauce
I am Zmey Gorynych
1:14 XD))
Therapist: Heavyberus isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Heavyberus:
you mean Heavy Heavy Heavy?
Legend has it that if you backstab this man, he’ll grow 2 more heads and gain more weight
So he was only backstabbed once.... Guess he doesn't play heavy
So he is the Russian Hydra
They spent hours preparing for this and trying to synch their lines. They cannot be outsmarted now.
0:08 serious heavy just looks at happy heavy while middle heavy just stares at you*
Serious heavy: TF2 veterans
Middle heavy: TF2 Elite players
Happy heavy: That one player that uses auto aim
B E E
Its like the dragon meme
@@neotheone5559 happy heavy is hoovy
- oh, Overwatch is better than TF2 because of several reasons and mimim-
- dude have you ever seen TF2 community?
I said this out loud and my cousins got weird
Overwatch fans doesnt even care about TF2, they barely mention it in their community.
TF2 fans however, have superiority complex.
Darren Atm
honestly yeah, one dude said "Overwatch is killin' tf2!" and the entirety of the TF2 community went "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Nicholas Obviouslyfakelastnamebecauseprivacy
Basically a TF2 fanboy false flagging triggers the TF2-Overwatch war.
right heavy: likes to look around
center heavy: likes to talk
left heavy: likes to smile
Our left and right or his left and right?
Right Heavy: Glares at anything
Middle Heavy: Talks alot.
Left Heavy: Happy to live as conjoined triplets.
Ghidorah references
@@bubblegum7838prob his left and right
Wow! I love the slightly different emotions and voice lines from each of the different heads! Amazing work!
How can you outsmart a man with 3 heads
3 headshots
yes but if one dies the other 2 will notice and start firing at us snipers
Taylor Breed 3 snipers.
Taylor Breed only one person: sniper sniper sniper
Nightmare 2017 o shit
0:30 This looks so good. One head is like "Man that's expensive.", one's completely serious and one just has a big grin.
Thats a nice touch
Triple the heads, triple the vulnerability to Snipers.
I imagine that when you cut off one head another two grow in its place.
Or 1/3. Unless you manage to get a triple headshot. Good luck with that.
I like how every head does it own things ( as in they don’t always talk at the same time or look at the same direction) it show how much effort you put into it
Everybody talking about king gidorah
Yet Russia literally has a 3 headed dragon in their myths that nobody references,
It's called Zmei Gorynich
What if I told you one of Ghidorah’s inspirations was Zmei Gorynich?
Damn, you 1 up'ed me. I was just gonna say cerberus.
Yeah, a three headed dragon seems pretty common, like I have seen a bunch of different hydras in the past.
oh hey look at that
Zmei Gorynich.
King Ghidorah.
What the fuck. I should be sleeping.
Wither heavy: *exists*
Sniper: I see as an absolute win
What does this even mean
@@ItsCosmoTewulf if you knew you would understand
Well, technically in order to down him you'd likely have to kill all 3 brains, and if one head goes down, its very unlikely the other 2 will not notice and find a health-pack to heal the dead head
so this would be more of a sniper hell
@@mrsirdba Machina from the side
@@ItsCosmoTewulf Oh What The Fuck You're A Furry
*Nope*
This was made 11 years ago??? That's sick! The quality, the split personalities and their iconic line sync is incredible!
Whenever he yell "MEDIC!!", its gonna be ear rape
And also his heads can see 180 degrees therefore full vision = no backstabs
3 heads = no headshots
3 heads = 10 MEDICS
and also, and important note: DONT TOUCH HIS SASHA
180 degrees isn't full vision
360 degrees is full vision
he can still be backstabbed
This is literally the Heavy Update we've been waiting for.
You mean don't touch their gun.
@Cristian Herendi ok
@Cristian Herendi what is a stake dinner? how do you eat a stake? (stake: a strong wooden or metal post with a point at one end, driven into the ground to support a tree, form part of a fence, act as a boundary mark, etc.)
*"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet, let alone three!"*
We are heavy weapons guy
And this is our weapon
And this is our weapon
And this is our weapon
*soviet russia anthem plays*
I like how every heavy is different but when it comes to the GUN,they are all synchronized
Left Heavy: *Serious*
Middle Heavy: *Talkative*
Right Heavy: *Evil/Happy*
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!!
There like different sides too his personality
nononono the right heavy is friendly a neutral friendly
The right one is emotional
Reminds me of Ghidora kek
I thought 1 of them is more sensitive [than the other heads]
2019 King Ghidorah in a nutshell (even down to the dimwitted left head)
Kevin!
I haven’t agreed with anything more so much
D37u2e ok
@D37u2e dude I'm pretty sure he was talking about godzilla
No they stole the new ghidorha idea from this
If you cut off a head, two more grow in its place.
RATTL3 D3M BON3S HAIL HYDRA!!!
Ｇｅｔ ｕｐ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ Ｈｙｄｒａ'ｓ ｂａｃｋ!
RATTL3 D3M BON3S that makes guns useful
I’m glad after 8 years that this was recommended to me. Thank you YT algorithm 🙏
Three headed heavy
+Can survive two headshots
-Is controlled by three players at the same time
+Sandvich and Buffalo Steak ammo capacity by 200% to feed all heads
and has 2 miniguns
No he is just carrying more Sandviches and Steaks. He only has two arms still so that won't work.
Lonely Potato he can survive 5 headshots
one the camera, one the mouse, and one the actual movement
I need this as an in game mod
yes
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
Classics like these are a masterpiece
I call him' Cerebrus'
Actually, there is a creature in ancient Rus mythology that looks like a three-headed dragon. I think this could be a reference to the one.
Cereboris, blyat
Spec Tolder - Zmey Gorynych might be the one you're thinking of.
its a hydra
Heavyberus
Therapist: heavy hydra isn't real, he cannot hurt you
Heavy hydra: 1:01
You mean hearverus (cerberus)
Maybe... Maybe
these suck
@YEETER Boi 👌
Wither Heavy
Too Heavy.
I mean THREE Heavy
I came
Three heady?
2 puns in the row followed by 1 wordplay.
I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet
Heavy Heavy Heavy is Spy Spy Spy!
0:05 "i am heavy, heavy, HAPPY"
0:07 The Left Heavy rolls his eye when the right heavy says "Heavy!"
0:42 there should be "who touched OUR gun!?"
You’re Actually Right…
This is my weapon
"Stalin does not approve"
This is our weapon
"Stalin approves"
Ay got my first 1k likes
Scout:"Communism is great ain't it big guy?"
Chonghan L you don’t know anything about Communism
300th like
hAhA cOmUnIsM fUnI!!!1!1 aM i rIgHt gUyS?
pLz gIvE mE lAiKs
@@albergc communism is fun, you get to exile fascists to Siberia!
CRY SOME MORE
CRY SOME MORE
CRY SOME MORE...
*CRY SOME MORE*
It’s oddly satisfying I dont know why
*Duplicates tab 3 times, plays videos
The earth has become hell.
I did that and it's so bloody trippy
9 motherclucking russians someone help me
meet the heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy
**Opens 3 Windows with 3 tabs**
He is beautiful! But dangerous and horrifying. I have to watch this again I love it.