Therewolf Media - "Perfect and Elegant Risotto" | Sakuya Izayoi VS Gordon Ramsay
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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2024
- Therewolf Media VS commission track for Silent Protagonist. This custom DEATH BATTLE-style score features inspiration from Sakuya Izayoi VS Gordon Ramsay (Touhou VS Hell's Kitchen).
-Music by Aaron Caruthers
-Art by @paranoid_ghosts on Twitter
-Click to SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/3st8XG6
-Commission info: bit.ly/3FS7HC9
"Excuse me, Remilia, but I must say, I have been served beautifully thus far. But this 'Beef Wellington' from your maid is outright dogshit. It lacks the finesse and delicateness I have come to expect from this exceptional mansion. If this is how your cooking staff operates, I have to step in and make things straight *myself* ."
Is it weird that I'm reading this in Gordon's voice?
Sakuya - Proceeding using her throwing knives
@@iamtexrider
Gordon Ramsay: Sit down before I make another IDIOT SANDWICH!
FIGHT/
@@davidcampos900 no, that’s how you are intended to read it.
@@marcelosandoval8719*(TKO!)*
*(Gordon got Glass Joe’d.)*
“No way, they leaked the whole fight!”
*(Phase 2, Gordon, Gluttony’s Ultimate Judge)*
“Nevermind…”
*(Gordon is disqualified for trying to fight after the 10-count. {power up phase took too long})*
Therewolf commissioners rushing to commission the most random matchup they can think of
Expect someone to commission My Dad vs Your Dad at some point.
@@opalander hol' up let 'em cook!
Time for Bill Cypher vs Captain Underpants
@@opalander OH MY GOD I NEED THAT.
@@opalander My Dad VS Yo Momma
"On this episode of Hotel Hell, we'll be examining the famous Scarlet Devil Mansion."
Well this is gonna end terribly...for the scarlet sisters.
❤
Funny how the mansion is not even close to a hotel. Marisa probably told Ramsey that it was
@@mattiismouse1086it's sort of a hotel if you're a totally useless fairy
It's like a mosaic, of danmaku...
"And that's how you make a perfect risotto. Right, Miss... Izayoi, welcome to the grown-ups table-"
"I got exactly 4 minutes and 22 seconds so you should be grateful-"
Okay we need full lyrics. Quick! Who knows the lore of Touhou?
@@togekiss1995 Sadly, I don't, I just saw the title and wanted to make a reference. :(
I was honestly hoping people who know more would just make it up as they went lol
@@Ghostguy693 Well the vid just came out, so we can only hope.
@@togekiss1995i know a little I don’t think it’s enough 😭
What did Sakuya do to deserve getting stomped like this?
The Wellington she cooked was raw.
@@bendygamer9007 and her risotto was neither perfect or elegant.
This track...
It's
Fucking
*RAW*
A fun fact I learnt: Ramsay keeps fit with Mixed Martial Arts (MMA); “I have a black belt in karate. I love boxing. I can look out for myself." - quote from Gordon Ramsay on BBC.
That AND he can throw knives.
So there’s some fighting experience
I heard that he actually did get into a fight once on one of his shows with a contestant and he won easily.
But can he pulled a ZA WARUDO
@@jonathanbarr9764okay, here’s the real question. Are they able to make a grill cheese sandwich without any pride?
@@alexisislas-gonzalez5991 That's a good question. Just as long as they don't make an idiot sandwich.
@@alexisislas-gonzalez5991 It occurs to me that I thought I was responding to a different comment, I apologize I was discussing a fight between Meta Knight and Zero from Mega Man X in another comment section.
Gordon, holding Sakuya's head between two slices of white bread: "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
Sakuya, crying her eyes out: "A-an idiot sandwich."
Gordon:DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!
"Seriously, who in the bloody hell opens a window on a spaceship?"
Cirno: "First time?"
@@LilyKazamioh my god she did I almost forgot
it's even funnier because she canonically actually is a fucking dumbass
Gordon's knives sharpening gives him +100 damage and his verbal attacks do +150 Phyic dammage
Given that real people scale to a higher dimension than fictional characters by virtue of existing, Gordon no-diffs.
Sakuya: (goes to outside world)
@@omegaotaku1342She can do that?
@@omegaotaku1342she can’t tell me everything’s gonna be okay tho.
@@phantom6453 sad...
@@omegaotaku1342 where she at then
It's all well and good until Gordon pulls out *'Domain Expansion: Hell's Kitchen'*
Sounds like a badass power just from the name alone ngl
It turns people into Lamb Sauce
Go go gadget the air is now mayonnaise
I just imagine this ability just forcing people to work at Hell's Kitchen and straining them if they can't give good service.
A fictional vs a Non-fictional seems something, tbh
It wouldn't be the first time it happened on Death Battle but it probably would be the first time it wasn't a joke fight.
Gordon gets stabbed. He looks down and sighs, not even hurt. "Oh, fuck me..."
“Yo my matchup is peak.”
The peak in question:
And they'd be right
“Do you know what you just did to the flow of time? IT’S FROZEN!!”
Some of y’all are way to creative.
Fun Fact:
If you use hell kitchen intros, then no joke, you can get Gordon from building level to 11D-12D
So take that Sakuya, get stomped.
Mind explaining how?
@@BGDaGreatCat Okay, so in season 12 of Hell's Kitchen the intro is in the style of a comic book. And we see Gordon is reading this comic book and the comic book in question is one for Hell's Kitchen with all the contestants. And these aren't like characters, no these are the real people in the real show.
So this means if we take this intro way to serious, it means Gordon is above our reality which (Unless I got the tiering system wrong, which is very possible, so please correct me if I did) would make him 11D-12D.
also on another note, Gordon should scale to this one contestant in a intro using a frying pan to redirect a laser which would make his reaction speed FTL. But I can't remember which intro that was... so-
@@glitch-xega aight
@@glitch-xegaWhether this scaling is correct or not, I’m gonna believe it anyway. In my heart Gordon stomps.
@@bendygamer9007 Very Based choice
Gordon: Imma cook some Vampire Stew with a Side of of blood. What do you think Miss Sakuya?
Sakuya: Choose your words Carefully... I'm not letting you cook my mistress.
Gordon: Hehe Why Not? She'll be a PERFECT dish to the public!
Sakuya: 💢Your gonna meet your end soon...
*FIGHT*
this is the hardest album cover i ever seen for one of these.
Probably the most intense cook off ever.
A club I go to currently uses his famous quote "It's F*cking RAW!" every now and then when we play Quiplash or Use Your Words, good times
I am now picturing a night club playing Jackbox and I refuse to interpret this any other way
I have never expected Gordon Ramsay to get his own commission track and I am hyped for it!
I want Gordon to look at this so bad
Me too for some reason
would be even better if he got to see an animation of it haha
You know, at first you see this as a Joke.
Then you see Sakuya's Match Ups Spread, and you start thinking it might not be *that* bad.
Such a shame sakuya gets cooked in this match up.
@@GAMEFAN27 There's no shame in losing against the best.
Well she's got Alucard and...
That's about it. But a character only really needs one good matchup anyway.
@Beydepasta Oh, yes. The thematic spreadsheet between Alucard and Sakuya is, like, ten pages long. And unlike a lot of other characters with heavy connections, the winner is arguable and the characters interact well. It's a very good matchup.
But Alucard has, like fifty other matchups that people want and none of Sakuya's others are even remotely decent.
@@jerrythemike3584 w take
You know, these types of MUs allways make me laugh.
I feel like this matchup is only because of that one meme edit of the two.
I 100% support this
"Your time stop still raw!! The chicken could still fly away if it want to!!"
- Gordon Ramsay -
I read the combatants and let out a long sigh. This is truly what peak looks like. We can finally rest
Gordon Ramsey: WHAT ARE YOU??! Sakuya: A idiot sandwich!
WHAT GORDON RAMSAY!?!
Now this is officially hype, though I kinda wish it was Soma from Food Wars against Gordon
Both Sakuya Izayoi and Gordon Ramsay kicked Dio’s ass before in popular videos that have around 5 million views. Also “Risotto”, while of course a reference to Mr. Ramsay-san, that is probably the second character in JoJo I’d associate with knives, funny how that works.
This kinda reminds me of a video where gordon beats sakuya in a fight but also of a video where he beats DIO too
And Sakuya also beats Dio in a fight lol
Don't forget your lamb sauce friends
This track is like a beef Wellington
Savory, complex, and fucking delicious
The art goes really hard ngl.
“All your knives are pissing over, and the big surprise is that your FUCKING pocket watch is *FUCKING* _R A W !_ “
Oh, so that's how he got that bruise.
Gordon: hmmmm what else do I need ( looks at menu ) 0:01
Gordon: vampire blood huh weird shit always happens
Sakuya: um that’s a bit offensive don’t you think?
Gordon: what are you a vampire
Sakuya: no but my mistress is you better watch your words Scottish man
Gordon: bitch I need your mistress blood then
Sakuya: that’s not going to happen 0:27
( Sakuya throws a bunch of knifes at Gordon but he dodges them and catches one)
Gordon: you know it sad that these knifes can’t do a thing IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!
( Gordon throws the knife Sakuya just throwed but she stops time)
Sakuya: what do you know
( she throws the knife back)
Gordon: I have bigger and sharper little missy 0:48
( Sakuya widens here eyes)
Gordon: time for you your end
Sakuya: but time is mine
(Sakuya and Gordon throw knifes at each other)
Gordon : ha that’s all you short bit-
( Gordon was blocking with his pan but one of Sakuyas knifes hit Gordon) 1:06
Sakuya: what are you going to do now CRY
Gordon: no I never cry
( gordan bonks Sakuya on the head with the pan)
Sakuya: hey that hurt
Gordon: these pans are special edition
( Sakuya and Gordon brings out they’re knifes)
Gordon: I’m about to have cooked meat
Sakuya: let see about that 1:25
( Gordon and Sakuya sword fight with the knifes) 1:28
Gordon: what are you 3 cause you need to know how to cut big
Sakuya: oh yeah you never see this coming
( stops time and knifes are behind Gordon)
Sakuya: immature 1:38
( as the knifes go at Gordon he yells the knifes away)
Gordon: stop embarrassing yourself such a disgrace
Sakuya: that’s quite the mouth you have there
( Gordon throws food out of his pan at Sakuya) 1:51
Sakuya: ow that’s hot
Gordon: hmmm they must have been over cooked
(Gordon throws knifes and pans at Sakuya)
Sakuya: I’m not letting you to her life ( gasps)
( fire is around the room)
Gordon: welcome to hell you piece of shit 2:11
Sakuya: oh god
( Gordon waves the fire with his pans to Sakuya)
Sakuya: uhhhh ( she runs)
Gordon: how about some olive oil with that
( Gordon makes that fire worst )
Sakuya: how about this
( she throws the knifes through Gordon’s fire ) 2:31
Gordon: shut the hell up
( Gordon blows fire away and rides on a food cart and points his knife) 2:44
Sakuya: it’s not really my day isn’t it
(Sakuya kept the knife still with her two knifes)
Gordon: oh shit
(Sakuya pushes the cart away as Gordon gets off of it and throws the knife while he’s on air) 2:57
Sakuya: useless
(Sakuya kicks it away)
Gordon: here you how about this you little chipmunk
( Gordon grabs her leg and sling shots her to the wall)
Sakuya: so what if I die at least I was good enough but I still gotta try 3:12
Gordon: here
( Sakuya throws the knife at Sakuya neck)
(Sakuya head dodges)
Sakuya: here’s your dull cart
( she throws it at Gordon ) 3:21
Gordon: god damn it
( she jumps and hits Gordon in the air) 3:29
Gordon: wow this is the best fun I have ever had
( they sword fight on air through the building) 3:46
Gordon: sorry it’s the end of this
( he stabs her throw the floor) 4:00
Sakuya: thank you for fighting me
Gordon: it was a pleasure
Sakuya: you stunned me I give up
Gordon: you know what that recipe is dumb I not going to have your mistress blood now rest you idiot sandwich
Sakuya: thank you 4:15
K.O
Me: wow that was epic you know Gordon might be an asshole sometimes but he also has a heart
He won because of his complex knifes and other things that were strong to take down Sakuya he had bravery and wasn’t afraid at all in this fight now your probably wondering didn’t anyone died well good question Sakuya was basically eliminated from the fight ( you get it right) Gordon didn’t really have the guts to kill someone Sakuya was faster and more experienced but Gordon’s most deadly arsenals and quick thinking gave him the win
THE WINNER IS……. GORDON RAMSAY
Sakuya: I should have won but hey Gordon was a great opponent
Me: hey what are doing here
Gordon: why are still reading all this
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!!
@@jorquon23colox18 yeah I worked hard on this I also did this for Spencer vs Vergil
HE COOKS
I know its meant to be a versus track, but for some reason I'm imagining a scene where the two are sort of forced to work together, Sakuya wanting to make sure her lady gets her meal in due time, Gordon wanting to make sure the meal is up to his standard of quality...I fear for those poor fairies who had kitchen duty that day.
*"Lords of the Seas"*
Ichthyotitan vs Sperm Whale
*"Prehistoric Monsters"*
Saurophaganax vs Arcotherium
It’s OVER when Gordon finds the lamb sauce
Is that friken Gordon Ramsey wow I never thought I’d see the day haha
A matchup involving Gordon Ramsay? Oh, his opponent is probably Erina or Soma from Food Wa-
Sakuya Izuyoi vs Gordon Ramsay!
Fuck it. Sure. Honestly the idea of Gordon winning, let alone to a goddamn Touhou is too funny that I wanna see it
I think a Fun idea for this Fight would be Gordon has Sakuya as a Contestant on the Final Part of a Show he just started, and She must cook a Perfect Risotto, wth the Catch being...She has to Fight Gordon and impress him in battle during the Cook off.
The Fight would end with Sakuya sparing Gordon and showing off her perfectly cooked Risotto, the last attack she did he Impressed HER by Catching the First Knife effortlessly, and surviving most of her spell cards through Defensive Means.
Both sides Wind up respecting the other through opposite ways, with Gordon impressed by her Cooking, and Sakuya Gordon's Survival Skills.
Yes i know its a Meme match up, but an Actual fight between the two would genuinely be alot of Fun, even if Sakuya shit stomps, itd still be a blast for both sides.
Somehow this matchup will make everyone flip if this actually happened! And the more you think about it, it makes sense.
Also, we are not going to talk about the art track? It's fire!
“Where’s the lamb sauce?”
Dude there’s no freaking way that Gordan Ramsay has a commission track with a Touhou character 💀
I’m baffled yet also in awe.
Keeping cooking, Therewolf. Pun intended
Sakuya: maybe if I freeze time I can cook the dish faster!
*time freeze*
Gordan: Did you just freeze time?! And even so it's still raw!
I rember seeing a meme of this, so I'm glad you made a theme about it lol!
it is like the weirder the match up the better the music and i am all for it!
Best art ever
Finally, a worthy opponent for Gordon Ramsey
So awesome! And the beats are so cool
Bro Wolf you ironically cooked with this one lol
Sakuya boutta start sweating when beef wellington on the menu
This just made me realize I want a Shawn Spencer (Psych) vs Francis York (Deadly Premonition) match up.
Now this is a death battle.
Goatdan Ramsay would never lose to touhou, I haven't played it but it DEFINITELY caps at wall level tbh honest, and Gordon scales to hell or something so he's easily Outer. Gordon stomps ngl.
(In case anyone is dense, this is sarcasm please don't explain scaling to me in replies I do not care)
This is great stuff, I'm ngl I still keep coming back to relisten to it. Keep up the good work man! 👍
Ain’t no way this meme is now a db song
This is really an interesting and cool matchup between Sakuya Izayoi and Gordon Ramsay
I’ve even reacted to this battle music
I remember thinking Brandon's Mori vs Pink Guy track was the strangest match up request I've seen. This easily beats it
And Spencer VS Vergil isn’t?
@@omegaotaku1342mah it makes complete sense bro. Very thematic and has lots of animation potential
This is real death battle
This is Super Awesome :D
1:50 best part
This is fucking awesome LMAO. This track came out awesome for such a silly suggestion, thanks for putting your all into it as per usual, it’s always a blast when a Touhou comm comes in from you!
This would be the chef off of the century…
Unironically goes hard
This battle is RAW
It seems an atheist has entered Hell's Kitchen...
hello cirno
Can’t stop thinking of that one video where Gordon catches all of DIO’s knives
Thats crazy you used the Hell's Kitchen theme 😂
hell's kitchen og theme and the elimination music were used
I wasn't expecting for this track to go as Hard as it Did O_O
BABES WAKE UP, PEAK DROPPED
Imagine having chef rush in death battle.
As a person who enjoys Touhou and also many Gordon Ramsay meme's this has got to be one one of the match ups of all time.
Also I would find it funny if this battle was a fight that starts with cooking and just devolves into choas.
This is certainly the matchup of all time
Gordon wins. No there is no argument. He just wins.
I never thought this would be a matchup lol
This matchup it's fucking raw
Just like these two well known individuals, the people behind this masterpiece of a score cooked.
Excuse me? What is this madness? I like that.
Therewolf really cooked with this fire matchup
In terms of cooking = Ramsey w
In terms of combat = Sakuya W
Nice job as always Aaron😁😊 as Gordon Ramsey would say it’s Raw!
Finally, some good f__king food...
I want to shake the hand of whoever commissioned this, they (literally and figuratively) COOKED!
"Where's the lamb sauce"!
I think the worst thing about all this is the fact that I unironically get the connections that those two have and that, on paper, it's not the worst matchup ever. Also that track art has no right looking as cool as it does (and I'm pretty sure that title is meant to reference Epic Rap Battles so that even more bonus points).
As for the song itself, well it's about what you'd expect from a matchup like this, if you can expect anything from Touhou Character VS Gordon Ramsay of all things. It's a mix of funky pop-like music with Touhou OST, specifically Flowering Nights/Night Of Nights (I think Flowering Night is the original if memory serves right ? So I'll be taking it as reference for this) which is quite enjoyable I must say.
I will admit that I think I would have preferred it more if the Touhou side of things was more so mixed with the pop-like stuff but that's a small nitpick as it's still quite well done here, especially since the way it's done here gives a dynamic that's quite appreciable. Said dynamic being directly related to the way each segment follows up one another in a way that almost feels fitting of an actual Gordon Ramsay show of all things.
At first you get the funky Hell's Kitchen-like intro segment where Gordon first visits the establishment and everything seems to be going well but directly at 0:27 there is an issue with whatever food he's served, increasing the tension as he confronts the person that served him his meal to know how the hell they could mess up fish and chips or something. This then prompts the establishment's owner to come out at 0:46, in this case that being Sakuya, the tension calming down a bit for a few seconds as they try to ignore Gordon's comments on their food but this is no use as Ramsay just confronts them directly about it, starting a feud between the two at 0:58 that first starts with the owner having the edge, in that case being represented by Flowering Night being the mainly heard song. But this starts shifting at 1:24 when Gordon strikes back explaining exactly what is wrong with the food he was served, pushing back his opponent and gaining back an advantage.
Something that then fully gives him control over the song at 1:50 with a much more agressive and imposing altho less chaotic segment to represent his personality. However it would seem that once again the establishment's owner refuses to accept Gordon's advice, instead getting back the advantage in this argument at 2:18 and restarting a similar dynamic to that of earlier. This prompts Gordon to seemingly "give up" on the mansion at some point at 3:09 as he judges it to be a lost cause due to the owner's stubbornness, starting a very tense yet also somewhat sad segment in the song.
However at this point Sakyua simply refuses to let the chef go after having thrown such insults to this exquisite household, thus prompting her to engage in one last bout against the chef at 3:45 which quickly devolves in one final clash between the two at 3:58 that mixes the fast and chaotic piano fitting of Sakyua along with the imposing and agressive percussions, brass and violin fitting of Ramsay to decide which of the two is in the right and if Gordon will decide to help or not this establishment he judges to be in shambles. And as the song ends in one single neutral note at 4:15, we are left to imagine which of the two characters was the victor of this bout. Will legendary chef Gordon Ramsay actually help the famous Scarlet Devil Mansion get back on track or has its time-controlling maid convinced the chef that it is a fine establishment that needs no improvement ? That will be known *after an ad break...*
But more seriously, I may have exaggerated a bit in what I covered but I genuinely really like the way it's done so that it can be interpreted both as a regular Death Battle-like fight theme but also as a Gordon Ramsay show with the progression it has. I particularly like how, for the majority of the song, it feels like Sakyua has the advantage music-wise because of course it makes sense that the time-stopping character from the fantasy bullet hell series would be more present in the song than the famous IRL chef. But I think it works really well, not only does it fit on a meta level but it also works on a personal level: Gordon Ramsay, from having seen a couple episodes of his shows, is a very imposing person that can be quite agressive but he is never the one to start the feuds he takes part in. So him being "reactionary" in this song with his more agressive segments only appearing after Sakyua's own makes total sense. So like I said earlier, while I may have preferred another take on the matchup due to personal tastes, I think the way this song went about it is probably better to represent the characters themselves.
Overall this track is... Well at this point I can't say it was unexpected that it was good, Therewolf's shown time and time again that he's able to make great songs out of pretty much any matchup out there (I mean, reminder that the last track before this was Sword VS Pen and it was amazing too). And this one is no exception; not only is it filled with personality and fittingness for the characters but it's just very enjoyable as a whole. It is true that at some points it kinda feels like Flowering Night remix more so than an unique song, I concede, and that may put some people off but on my end for the reasons I've stated earlier I think it works well regardless so I can't fault it for that in the slightest, especially since the song as a whole sounds so nice. Amazing job with this as always.
If, by any chance, this fight happens, we gotta recreate the Kitchen Nightmares intro in the fight.
Man i know this is a joke MU and whatnot but like- this is peak. This is absolute peak
Im thinking this is a cooking battle, because if the two of them were actually throwing hands Sakuya would.....well. Gordon is just dead. But a cooking competition would be honestly peak.
Who would win that? No clue. Sakuya is stated to be the Head Chef of the SDM so that should give her plenty experience, not to mention probably doing it longer and her whole time fuckery as well.
Sorry Gordon
Finally...4 minutes OST for a thirty second meme that was two years ago!
This is going to be great or it’s gonna be F**king Raw but I’m loving it!!
Gordon has this in the bag
IT'S RAAAAAWWWW !!!!!
Note this will the most epic cook of ever 😂
I feel we’re commissions away from getting Man vs Batgos
More touhou lets goooo
The Dio slayers
Sakuya Ftw
I uhhhh... Yukari Yakumo (Touhou) vs Dark Star (M&LBIS)
Sure my favorite video game VS yours (dark star gets mauled by time control)
yukari will show up in the future...
@@Asta-ee2mr I love M&LBIS but touhou kinda hits more with me and uhh, Yukari is slightly different, look up her abilities and think again, she can do a LOT
Someone needs to send this to him LOL
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