It’s like two brothers, one a teenager and one a child younger than 10, playing Yugioh. The younger brother makes up rules to try winning while the older brother tries to explain why you can’t make up your own rules. Eventually, the older brother gives up and uses the younger brother’s tricks against him, leading to a stalemate that will only end when their mum calls them for dinner.
I love how Yugi's "destroy the moon" plan just randomly resurfaces. Like he's so proud that he won with it once, so it's always one of his backup plans.
@@PlebNC He does it in his duel against Mako Tsunami during Season 1, using one of his monsters to destroy the (holographic) moon, on the grounds that it would change the tides of the (holographic) ocean and let him win. Season 1 kind of had a long-distance relationship with logic that way.
The funnies part is that Yugi followed along what Kaiba was saying, so it wasn't Yugi making up stuff randomly just to deny Kaiba and win - he actually thinks this is how the game works
I mean that’s basically how Duelist Kingdom DID work. Also, Pharoh can’t exactly go back on the BS rules that HE invented. Kaiba gave up three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Summoning Flute, and Monster Reborn before he adapted and made his own BS rules
It's funny that the part that Yugi objects to is not "your monster has a secret weakness to peanuts that nobody knew about until now" but was "the Lord of D talked to a dragon to make it feel ok to ride" which is WAY less bullshit
@@colmecolwag Well hang on, when did he have enough time for that. We've been watching them on the field the whole time. But we have no way of knowing Gardner's allergies. Therefore, Kaiba is a stupid doodie head, and Yugi wins!
@@tokatstorm9270 I'd also argue that by the time that Lord of D pepped up the BEWD, Big Shield Gardena would have been launched to safety! Except.... Because you have created an *infinite* number of kuribohs there is no space for the Big Shield to be launched to! He'd only be launched into the back of the kuribohs! Also launching big Shield Gardena does like no damage he's got like no attack points lol
@@colmecolwag He launched Gardna to a different position on the game mat, preventing gardna from being destroyed. Not to attack. Unfortunately, Blue eyes can fly. And thus followed Gardna to his new map position beyond his wall of kuribohs. It's all very logical stuff here.
@@lindt393 No, he didn't. He summoned them one turn at a time and under the Japanese rules at the time there was no tribute summoning so he didn't break that rule either (they added that rule in later to make the game a lot more balanced). YGO abridged had him summon them all in one turn for humor, but he didnt do that in the original anime lol
@@Todo776 That's because your a fool you see I was able to let my Jerry Bean know his not a real bean but a jelly bean so he's not destroyed by his bean allergy. WHAT! Jerry Bean attack is dropping how? Wait damn it now that he know he's made of sugar he's giving himself Diabetes!
Tbf, the opponent was playing hacks as well, saying things like his monsters can't be attacked because they are underwater or that the amount of space for Yugi's monster shrunk with every turn.
to be fair, that was from the first arc where the cardgame had any significant role in the plot, and do at that point there were still no real rules. also it was apparently based on a cardgame where that was actually thing that might reasonably happen i guess, dont know for sure, just heard about it.
@@not_avaliable The cardgame had loads of role in the plot. The plot of DK was Pegasus, or a Representative of his, beating Yugi at cards so the Big 5 would gave him control of the company. The Dueling was rather important.
That Season One logic was insane. I remember that floating castle just falling because Yugi broke the floatation ring. Like..that’s not how a card game works just cause they were using holograms.
Duelist Kingdom was written before any actual game existed, so aside from the VERY rough rules that Takahashi wrote out in the first Yugi vs Kaiba duel, it really was just made up on the fly. In the manga, some monsters have % based dodging, it's hilarious.
@@bencarlson4300 Not necessarily. It could be infinitely long but only like 2 meters high. Or it could be infinitely high but only about half a meter wide, in which case they could just go around. Or it could be infinitely long AND infinitely high in which case that does indeed present issues.
@@celestialtree8602 From my recollection of infinity in math, the rules are extremely loose, so it's really up to whoever forms the infinite wall of kuribohs, in which case (I would argue) makes it more likely than not that the infinite wall would be both infinitely tall AND wide since that would be most beneficial to Yugi.
This is the real way we played Yugioh as kids. We made up stories and whoever had the cooler card won lmao. This is so hilariously relatable and nostalgic
This was actually close to how the very first duel to ever exist went. Blue-Eyes committed suicide because its loyalty was to Yugi's grandpa. Yugi then promptly used monster reborn on it and won.
@@jqobsidianthegoongod9452 I was gonna say, I think one duel in the anime legitimately comes down to "the card I have keeping you from attacking me is also the only thing keeping one of your monsters from falling on the rest of them and squishing them, because you played them too close together." I'd kind of love to see a show with actual card game strategy, sideboarding against the opponent, switching between decks every arc, and stuff like that.
For people that actually followed the show...the skit is pretty spot on about how every duel is actually make believe and no one seems to follow the rules.
@@mrbubbles6468Yugi used catapult turtle to shoot a Monster at another monster, destroying its floatation ring so it would crush the monsters standing below that couldn't run away because of swords of revealing light. You telling me Pegasus added this very specific rule to his tournament?
Not quite out of nowhere. In the very first season, Yugi actually DID destroy the moon, or rather, he ordered his monsters to attack someone's spell card, which was a full moon. Said spell was creating a high tide on the field, buffing aquatic monsters and allowing them to hide from sight. YuGiOh season 1 was weird and full of bullshit rules.
@@blam320 Perfectly enough, it was his own Moon...like that super-weak "give ONE beast 300 ATK&DEF"-equip card...which had no business even staying on the field...
But it wouldn't make sense since logically, the infinite kuribohs would still make infinite noise. Fun fact: the match would have ended when the kuribohs started screaming, since a loud enough noise can create a black hole apparently.
If I'm not mistaken an earlier portion of the manga actually does have Yami Bakura trapping people in a D&D like game and Yugi and his friends end up playing it too.
@@digitaldritten It happens before the Death T arc which the DM anime's first episode is based on (Kaiba's kidnapping of Yugi's grandpa and loss to Exhodia); it definitely woudn't be in this show though it might have been in the Toei anime which I haven't seen personally.
Hilariously, so much of this happened during Duelist Kingdom that Kaiba himself began Battle City by making people read and obey the actual Duel Monsters rulebook. What I'm saying is that this is canon.
Which is funny because this means he gave up the ability to summon his best monsters with zero sacrifices because he thought doing so was a worthy tradeoff to not fall victim to Yugi's plot nonsense powers again.
It wasn’t so much DK wasn’t obaying the rules. They were. Kaiba just imposed his own for Battle City. Probably because he did not want to have to deal with DK bs ever again. He literally wrote his own rules.
I feel like the most logical thing is that the sword that can destroy anything should combine with the shield that can block anything if they clash. That way they both win. The shield stopped the sword from damaging, and the sword transformed the shield, thereby destroying it but not really.
Years later and I still remember that episode where yugi had his completey normal monster stone Soilder destroy the magic card mystic moon by simply having him just stab it. Like he just decided he can do that and stabbed the fricken moon.
Yugi’s “not so fast” and “that’s not all” were so accurate, holy shit I didn’t think people could still make funny original Yu-Gi-Oh parodies in 2022. Great stuff.
remember, Kaiba had no childhood friends, beat the crap out of the school bullies and made people terrified of him before he was even 13, and that's AFTER he and his brother were at an abusive orphanage with a psychotic business tycoon as their adoptive father
Fun fact: the people writing the show and the people making the card game did not work together, so in the show, a lot of the rules are vastly different from the card game. Or at least they were initially.
@@gabri-immortale incorrect, yugi used a lighter to kill him (the guy was pouring whiskey, or some high proof alcohol, and yugi dropped a lit lighting on his hand. when he went to shoot yugi it set off the alcohol and burnt him...well technically he only thought it burnt him, he failed the game because he used a finger other than his trigger finger to kill yugi thus he succumbed to the shadow game)
@@zwillscoopchannel9689 it's not, it's like episode 2 or 3 of season 0, the guy was holding up a diner that anzu (tea in the dub) was working at (burger world iirc, i can't remember if miho was working there too)
To spoil the fun the shadow realm was just made up for the American dub. OG they just dead and in the manga….. yea you think it was a horror manga with the amount of death in it.
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The funniest thing is every since the Duelist Kingdom arc, Kaiba has been following all the rules while Yugi pulls out some sort of BS along with magical cheating in every duel. There are some exceptions but feels like Kaiba and Joey were the only ones really just playing the game lol
Kaiba had cards that were more powerful than they are in the actual game (compare Card of Demise), and Joey had insane luck. Just admit it's a Shonen show and move on.
Season 1 best season and the first gen card game is the best now it's like. Have you passed Quantum Physics - No - Well your going to have no idea how Yugioh works now. Lol.
The end with the heart-to-heart talk and Lord of D helping Gardna overcome his fear of heights was the most wholesome ending and Kaiba coming up with that part makes it even more funny AND wholesome! 😂 Loved every second of this! 💜🙏
Remember when Yugi used Polymerization to fuse that skeleton mammoth with magic arrow and used it to melt Kaiba's Blue-eyes Ultimate Dragon? It was truly one of the moments in history.
Is that the fight that Kaiba won by standing on a ledge so that if he lost the Shockwave would send him plummeting to his doom, thus causing Yugi to forfeit?
My headcanon is that the real rules of Duel Monsters (as created by Pegasus) were always those of the ancient wizard shadow-games. The rule books and card texts can't explain every possible interaction between all different Egyptian spells and monsters as they actually worked 4000 years ago, so they just tell you the effects that you can normally expect from each card. But Yami was there and played the real thing, so he knows all the secret obscure stuff that Kuriboh or Catapult Turtle or Dark Magician can _actually_ do. He is literally playing a different game with a secret ruleset that supersedes the one everybody else thought applied.
@@digitaldritten I guess. But that can be hand-waved in any number of ways. Like, he only forgot some things. Or he doesn't remember the ancient card-interactions but finds them anyway because they exist and he has a supernatural ability to win at games.
Well, that's not exactly playing in good faith, is it? Arguably he's just cheating, at the very least the game is not fair. Why take pride in winning an unfair game?
This makes sense, as every new villain who came later seemed to know card secrets or rules even Yami was unaware of which unlocked his memories throughout the series even further
I mean, to be entirely fair, you probably can’t safely traverse an arena of that size to read your opponent’s card. It’s probably faster to just declare every card’s flavor text.
@@absentcoder4552 isn't that what the screens are for? I know the giant screens of the stationary dual stations aren't a thing anymore, but the Dual Disk has a screen on it. Although, I guess it'd destroy the flow of the fight if you had to look down every ten seconds to figure out what's on the field..
To be fair, if they were playing like real life pro YGO players, 95% of audience wouldn't understand wtf was just happening. And the battle would end in just a minute.
Ah, Pegasus's Duelist Kingdom era, where you cannot attack a monster because it's too damn dark, or the monster is underwater and fowarding time actually aged your monster.
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Plot twist: The reason Big Shield Gardna always switches to attack mode after he is attacked while in defense mode is because the front of his shield is brown...and peanuts are brown...and therefore Gardna is indirectly affected via his peanut allergy!
my favorite was how he used summon skull with mekiru (however you spell it) and it conducted lightning from summoned skull through the water to electrocute something. The TCG had to literally redesign summoned skull twice just to make it go along with Atem's narrative
I was barely conscious of Yu-Gi-Oh even existing when I was younger but this had me laughing hysterically by the end. That's how you know someone's a good comedian.
This is the most realistic representation of my friends and me playing Yu-Gi-Oh! as kids. We had literaly no idea what we were doing 90% of the time. And the other 10% we got completely wrong. But it was a ton of fun, so there's that. XD
I remember that we played all the games we had in elementary school exactly like that. We just made up our own rules and it was fun. And when then someone came and knew the real rules, we still liked our own rules more. xD
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You know, as much of a cheater as he was in season 1 (like everyone else) I think Kaiba is one of the only characters to actually follow the rules, save for a few cards that never made it into print.
As someone with a peanut allergy, I've never laughed harder at the big shield gardna dialog exchange. "I'm sure you know of big shield gardnas peanut allergy" "HIS WHAT!?" "And guess what Lord of D had for lunch today"
The king established a democracy and parliament so the kingdom can survive without him. My pawns impregnated a different pawn increasing the number of pawns
@@daraghokane4236 ok the parliment is the pawns because of the separation of church and state and the militsry cant run the government so knights towers and bishops are not counted towards winning furthermore impregnant pawns cant move or attack for 100 turns while there pregnant they need there bedrest
This is absolutely how every child played the game. Also, great use of the original soundtrack. I don't care how many people have seen the Japanese version, the ost is still underrated.
It's a rare thing to make me genuine laugh these days, but here i am, coughing and crying from laughing of how stupidly awesomely accurate this is. This day just started good! Amazing job!
"Then I destroy the moon!" "What moon? There is no moon!" The worst part is, this is indeed a strategy Yugi used back in season one... he ordered his own monster to destroy his own spell card that placed a moon on the field to lower the tides and give him more room to summon his monsters... Man, season 1 was a fever dream! At least the whole point of season 0 is that the other Yugi made his own rules to screw people over, but you can't bring that to a card game!
I mean…Konami could have tried bringing that stuff to a card game. But that would require having had obvious abilities tied to Monster Type like the anime did.
2:10 hes actually right lord of d is the lord of all dragons so he knows exactly how to help a fearless children dragon to become strong and overcome their fears because lord of d care of every dragon in the world just like jesus
In Battle City, Kaiba played a trap card against Yugi that emmited a sound wave that "prevented Slifer from hearing you call out your attack". Kaiba was using very SOUND logic.
1:14 this is unironically a plot point in the Manga. Grandpa's Blue Eyes doesn't listen to Kaiba (either it doesn't want to be summoned or doesn't want to attack, I can't remember). So Yugi uses it instead to win the Duel. This is why Kaiba rips it up later, so it can't be used against him.
The Duelist Kingdom rules and how it played were wild, man. Especially that duel with Yugi and Kaiba. Who essentially threatened to kill himself if he lost the duel. Which all so he could rescue his little brother.
Fun fact: he didn't "essentially" threaten to kill himself. He *actually* threatened to kill himself. In the 4kids dub, they make up the stuff about shockwaves, but in the original Japanese he says something along the lines of "if you kill my monster, I'm jumping"
Reminds me when me and my friends played Yugi Oh in Elementary school and somebody brought cards in Japanese and since no one knew any japanese we just guessed what the card did based on the illustration. Good old times
They got better about this in later arcs but yes in the first season especially they also treated dual monsters like a dungeons and dragons type of RPG so that’s why they were allowed to make up weird rules like that.
I love how Kaiba gets into this and starts having fun Also, this is pretty much how Yugioh was during Duelist Kingdom. Then, during Battle City, Kaiba made new rules and fully established the structure of the game, which became the way everyone played from henceforth.
@@byronrush9802 Kaiba:(Annoyed voice) "I did that! I didn't want Yugi to keep threatening to mind crush people just because they won't let him destroy the moon. It's annoying and could lead to lots of unprofitable lawsuits. So I mass created lots of 'attack the moon' cards, gave everybody who attended my tournament one copy of the card each and told Yugi that he cannot destroy the moon unless he has the card in his hand". Pharoah Yugi: (Egotistical boasting) "Or unless I feel like it! Haha!" Kaiba: (Angry) "No you won't! Or else my security guards will have something to say about that!" Pharoah Yugi: "Haha, what could they possibly do to me?" (Kaiba nods at the nearest security guard. Security guard adjusts his shirt just enough to intentionally reveal the concealed carry glock hand gun he has attached to his belt.) Pharoah Yugi: "On second thought, it's probably better I just follow the heart of the cards". Kaiba: (Nods at Pharoah Yugi with a serious expression on his face)
@@toekneemart5597 Kaiba: "Yeah true. I rehired some Pegasus' ex guards (the ones that weren't complete jerks to me or Mokuba.) Some of them hide it in their hair" Morally decent spiky haird guard that used to work for Pegasus: "Attention duelists! My hair is legally considered a gun holster! Also I am legally licensed to conceal carry in this state despite the strict gun laws!" Kaiba: "That guard I nodded to to scare Yugi by flashing his gun was bald though" Bald guard: "I was a former spiky haired guard until I developed early male pattern baldness!" :(
This brings back so many memories of me who had JUST learned how to read three letter words playing with my older brother and his deck. I had no idea what the rules were, so when he said his pot of greed(? Can’t remember if that’s what it was for sure) could kill every monster in my hand and my deck so I would lose automatically I didn’t question it. The same thing happened with Pokémon cards. Of course Lugia is able to completely destroy every card I use as soon as I put it down. That’s just how the games work! I didn’t really mind either way though, I just liked the artwork. Edit: After talking with my brother he did confirm he never had pot of greed, I swear I remember him using some sort of ugly looking inanimate object but like I said that was twenty years ago so my memory is hazy. However he did remind me (and I remember his reaction) that the ultimate card I used was Relinquished because at the time the anime was making a big deal about it. It still immediately went down though because he had the ultimate cannot be defeated card.
I remember one moment from my childhood playing Yu-Gi-Oh, it was pain in the ass because exactly of situation like this. Where you just start to make up rules in your favor and betting on the dumbness of your opponent. Haja loved it
I love how this desended into childish imagination, as long as the idea slightly made sense it was allowed 😂 I would love to play am actually game like this
If you liked this you should take a look at Yugioh’s Duelist Kingdom Arc. It predates the rules, so the author was making some things up as he went along.
@@GrapeCheckerBoard yeah I know it, lol how young do you think I am to not have seen it? 😂 great arc thou. I mean to be fair most arcs don't reallt fellow the rules or at least are prone to plot armour
This is so accurate, sometimes I wish the old chaotic version of yugioh was how the game actually played, or was a seperate game entirely. It'd be so fun to play a game where the players just out bullshit each other to win.
............................. "Evil" is the antithesis to the virtue: 'humanity'. Humanity is the characteristic that defines the human spirit. Humanity is symbiosis across humans and society. 'Humanity' exceeds 'social-darwinism'. ............................. NEURO-PERSONALITY ............................. "SENSORY-FEELERS" ARE LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING DISINFORMATION AND HATE TOWARDS ENTJ/INTJ (AGAINST "THINKERS" IN GENERAL)-BOTH IRL AND ON THE INTERNET; DESPITE THOSE NEURO-PERSONALITY TYPES BEING A BLESSING TO SOCIETY AND ALL OF MANKIND! THEY DESERVE BETTER! 😤 'ESFJ', 'ESFP', ISFP and ISFJ are a pathogen to humanity, and 'then' Cluster-B (depending on they neuro-personality). THEIR "FEELINGS 'IS' THEIR REALITY", THEY ALSO HAVE A MALICIOUS-MIND BY DEFAULT (excluding normal ISFJ). DESPITE HAVING MALICIOUS INTENT THEY ARE ALL EMOTIONALLY-WEAK AND PRONE TO COVERT/VULNERABLE-NARCISSISM. ............................... Also... To intelligent readers (who do 'not’ have a ‘pathological disregard for rationality and reality'). I recommend researching 'narcissistic personality disorder' (NPD) / 'cluster-B'; and know that they are the 'root of all evil' (especially 'ESFJ/ESTJ-narcissist'; Myers-Briggs reference, look it up)! European 'ESFJ' are the worst personality type, and they are responsible for inventing 'racism' and colonization! It is in their neuro-psychology!!! They are extremely 'manipulative' and often use 'looking pretty' to distract others from the witch's mind-games / mind-r@pe, e.g. gaslighting, playing the victim/damsel in distress, creating "flying-monkeys", and 'bribing' others (with money or BJ) to attack, or at times, kill someone for her. When caught, she will use her minions as scapegoats. European ESFJ are notorious for this especially in a racist context, e.g. Emmett Till. xSFP and ISFJ (2W1) are the most complicit, narcissistic-enablers. ISFP also tend to be 'oblivious-codependents' (look up the definition). Like ESFJ, XSFP's "feelings 'is' their reality." Most are covert/vulnerable-narcissists. ISFJ often perceive things only on the surface level (even by sensor standards), are suckers for a “pretty face", and their neuro-psychology makes them the ideal narcissitic-codependent and pawn to the ESFJ (blind-loyalty, surface level perception, susceptibility to covert-narcissism). Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet. SUMMARY Evil personality: 'ESFJ' (ALL), ESTJ (Cluster-b), ISFJ-2W1 (covert-narc/enabler). [Secretly] Evil and narcissist-friendly gunts/flying-monkey: ISFP (ALL), ESFP (ALL), and ISFJ (2W1 enable ESFJ). ☝️ALL of them are secretly emotionally-disturbed, hence their need to create conflict as a distraction (at other people's expense, truly evil). Spread the word! Thank you. ___________ Research ref: Raudha Athif, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Karen, ESFJ-narcissists, ESFJ-neurology, Gaslighting, Amber Heard, Fake feminism, Rising of a shield hero (Malty-'ESFJ'; XSFX spread disinformation online. ISFJ is the main culprit; ISFJ largely perceive things on the surface level), 'Brood-parasitism’- XSFJ natural psychology. -
I actually laugh so hard in this video when kaiba just said (fine lets play your way then) and both started ignoring all rules and started playing like 2 childs would do
*INCOMPREHENSIBLE* 2:12 Comprehensible: Yugi: "All you did was not fair that's not fair it's bullshit that's not even fair I can't do anything-!" Kaiba: "La-la-la-la-la-la-la not listening to you-- la-la-la- can't hear you~"
As a junior high school, I genuinely played against a friend who was also a junior, and I was genuinely Kaiba and my friend was yugi, just making shit up as he went along based on how he interpreted the cards with his logic even as I tried to explain to him multiple multiple times how the game *actually* worked.
Ironically, Kaiba actually had a card that canceled out an attack by Slifer the Sky Dragon by making it too loud for the god card to hear Yugi declare the attack.
Original yugioh was supposed to be a mix out of cardgame and D&D-type games, so this might be more accurate to the original vision than the metagame of today
It’s like two brothers, one a teenager and one a child younger than 10, playing Yugioh. The younger brother makes up rules to try winning while the older brother tries to explain why you can’t make up your own rules. Eventually, the older brother gives up and uses the younger brother’s tricks against him, leading to a stalemate that will only end when their mum calls them for dinner.
Very accurate as I have a younger brother and have played a game with him just like this.
Actually, it would end the moment the older brother decides to summon Chuck Norris
Ah yes, childhood.
That's so accurate all the way to the stalemate till dinner LMAOOO ~older brother
So adorable
I love how Yugi's "destroy the moon" plan just randomly resurfaces. Like he's so proud that he won with it once, so it's always one of his backup plans.
I thought it was a Dragonball Z reference.
@@PlebNC He does it in his duel against Mako Tsunami during Season 1, using one of his monsters to destroy the (holographic) moon, on the grounds that it would change the tides of the (holographic) ocean and let him win.
Season 1 kind of had a long-distance relationship with logic that way.
Didn’t destroy the moon ended up becoming an actual card too? Guess not just Yugi was proud of that one
@@prkr07 i just love how, despite yugioh having rules and stuff, that the anime just did the most baffling things all the time.
@@tezereth attack the moon yes
The funnies part is that Yugi followed along what Kaiba was saying, so it wasn't Yugi making up stuff randomly just to deny Kaiba and win - he actually thinks this is how the game works
I mean that’s basically how Duelist Kingdom DID work. Also, Pharoh can’t exactly go back on the BS rules that HE invented. Kaiba gave up three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Summoning Flute, and Monster Reborn before he adapted and made his own BS rules
It's funny that the part that Yugi objects to is not "your monster has a secret weakness to peanuts that nobody knew about until now" but was "the Lord of D talked to a dragon to make it feel ok to ride" which is WAY less bullshit
@@colmecolwag Well hang on, when did he have enough time for that. We've been watching them on the field the whole time. But we have no way of knowing Gardner's allergies. Therefore, Kaiba is a stupid doodie head, and Yugi wins!
@@tokatstorm9270 I'd also argue that by the time that Lord of D pepped up the BEWD, Big Shield Gardena would have been launched to safety!
Except....
Because you have created an *infinite* number of kuribohs there is no space for the Big Shield to be launched to! He'd only be launched into the back of the kuribohs!
Also launching big Shield Gardena does like no damage he's got like no attack points lol
@@colmecolwag He launched Gardna to a different position on the game mat, preventing gardna from being destroyed. Not to attack. Unfortunately, Blue eyes can fly. And thus followed Gardna to his new map position beyond his wall of kuribohs. It's all very logical stuff here.
This gets me realizing two things:
1. Now I see why kaiba was so strict with the rules of the game.
2. This is exactly how the pharaoh used to play.
Except when he summons multiple blue eyes on the same turn lol
@@lindt393 wasn't he possessed or near the pharaoh when he did that?
@@SairinEarthsea kaiba did this during his duel with yugi early on in the series
@@lindt393 No, he didn't. He summoned them one turn at a time and under the Japanese rules at the time there was no tribute summoning so he didn't break that rule either (they added that rule in later to make the game a lot more balanced).
YGO abridged had him summon them all in one turn for humor, but he didnt do that in the original anime lol
@@preyingshark4878 I'm talking about the duel on the roof of pegasus' mansion
"I destroy the moon!"
"There's no moon!"
It killed me
I'm sorry for your loss
@@hamishfox theyre dead. they cant respond
Pure gold!
They need Monster Reborn.
@@chasechute1491 nono theyll be reborn and wont know they made this comment, thus becoming confused and/or aggressivd
I've lost so many great monsters to that damn peanut allergy.
Same. My Exodia had one too, so it was practically unusable.
My Jerry beans man had a bean allergy. Had to explain to my mom why my card spontaneously combusted.
@@Todo776 That's because your a fool you see I was able to let my Jerry Bean know his not a real bean but a jelly bean so he's not destroyed by his bean allergy. WHAT! Jerry Bean attack is dropping how? Wait damn it now that he know he's made of sugar he's giving himself Diabetes!
I’m just picturing, “I SUMMON JERRY BEANS MAN IN AT- Oh sweet jesus he’s combusting!”
Don't any of you have the mystical Pen of eppy? Probably worth a look on card market.
It took him a while but I'm glad Kaiba finally learned the rules of this game.
but of course, he's going to screw the rules because he has one thing that allow him to win his games...
MONEY!
@@TheYarheeguy haha you fool i play the most POWERFUL CARD the *CREDIT CARD*
If Yu-Gi-Oh is anything like MTG then the card is the law no matter what the game rules say the card is the law
@@albertomeda9944 bro im dead 💀
@@Superjukes NOOOOO then I must play monster reborn
Lord of D having a heart-to-heart talk with the dragon to overcome his fears while riding his back is so wholesome yet the funniest thing ever
How to help your dragon overcome his fear of physical contact
How to train your dragon psychiatrist edition
@@gameonya9293
*psychotherapist
But yes.
Well the dragon can't hear him because of the infinite Kuribos....so....
@@rogaldorn4759 🤓
For those who don't know. Yu GI has really attacked the moon in an episode and it makes as much sense as you would expect.
Destroying the moon, the only weakness of the freaky fish guy
Tbf, the opponent was playing hacks as well, saying things like his monsters can't be attacked because they are underwater or that the amount of space for Yugi's monster shrunk with every turn.
to be fair, that was from the first arc where the cardgame had any significant role in the plot, and do at that point there were still no real rules.
also it was apparently based on a cardgame where that was actually thing that might reasonably happen i guess, dont know for sure, just heard about it.
@@not_avaliable The cardgame had loads of role in the plot. The plot of DK was Pegasus, or a Representative of his, beating Yugi at cards so the Big 5 would gave him control of the company. The Dueling was rather important.
@@Modie I mean Mako did keep summoning Fish which created tidal waves that flooded the land every turn.
That Season One logic was insane. I remember that floating castle just falling because Yugi broke the floatation ring. Like..that’s not how a card game works just cause they were using holograms.
It would have worked even if they weren’t using holograms with the game ruleset as it was at the time in universe
Also when yugi monster attacked the moon so that the water rises
i kinda feel like pegasus had basically "If my machines think the argument makes sense they will allow it to happen."
Duelist Kingdom was written before any actual game existed, so aside from the VERY rough rules that Takahashi wrote out in the first Yugi vs Kaiba duel, it really was just made up on the fly. In the manga, some monsters have % based dodging, it's hilarious.
Ah, Season 1. The days when Duel Monsters was essentially D&D and if it would logically make sense, then it would work
“Not higher than the wall of infinite Kuribohs!” Underrated line, and logically sound given that there is an infinite amount of Kuribohs.
Not unless he rides the blue eyes white dragon!
It's actually not logically sound since an infinite wall doesn't necessarily have infinite height.
@@Ghoodra Wouldn't it though?
@@bencarlson4300 Not necessarily. It could be infinitely long but only like 2 meters high. Or it could be infinitely high but only about half a meter wide, in which case they could just go around. Or it could be infinitely long AND infinitely high in which case that does indeed present issues.
@@celestialtree8602 From my recollection of infinity in math, the rules are extremely loose, so it's really up to whoever forms the infinite wall of kuribohs, in which case (I would argue) makes it more likely than not that the infinite wall would be both infinitely tall AND wide since that would be most beneficial to Yugi.
I liked how they genuinely started having childlike fun with the "new ruleset"
If you can’t beat ‘em
@@sebastiendennis2648 join 'em
Childlike fun with world shattering mystical creatures sounds reslly fun
Infinite power vs Infinite power plus 1 moment
@@Another_El_User With infnite power, comes infinite responsibility.
This is the real way we played Yugioh as kids. We made up stories and whoever had the cooler card won lmao. This is so hilariously relatable and nostalgic
The way Takahashi imagined Yu-Gi-Oh was played. As a sandman oldest game and DnD fusion.
That was how I played rock paper scissors. Except it wasn't just rock paper and scissors.
I dunknow, seems pretty accurate to the pokemon esque bull-sh*t that was the rules back in the duelist kingdom arc...
This was actually close to how the very first duel to ever exist went. Blue-Eyes committed suicide because its loyalty was to Yugi's grandpa. Yugi then promptly used monster reborn on it and won.
Wow that's pretty cool for a kid
As someone who's never played Yu-Gi-Oh, and only watched like 1 episode of the anime, this makes total sense.
As someone who does play yugioh and watched it's many spinoffs... this still makes total sense.
I did both.
Hate both.
MtG is a better card game.
as someone who plays the game a few times a week, yea this is about accurate
@@jqobsidianthegoongod9452 I was gonna say, I think one duel in the anime legitimately comes down to "the card I have keeping you from attacking me is also the only thing keeping one of your monsters from falling on the rest of them and squishing them, because you played them too close together."
I'd kind of love to see a show with actual card game strategy, sideboarding against the opponent, switching between decks every arc, and stuff like that.
@@sethb3090 don't forget after falling onto the monsters that guy somehow loses all of his life points in the process.
For people that actually followed the show...the skit is pretty spot on about how every duel is actually make believe and no one seems to follow the rules.
Yeah the first couple of seasons
Except no. The rules were clearly followed. Pegasus straight up added to them to make them batshit insane for his Tournament for his own amusement.
@@mrbubbles6468Yugi used catapult turtle to shoot a Monster at another monster, destroying its floatation ring so it would crush the monsters standing below that couldn't run away because of swords of revealing light. You telling me Pegasus added this very specific rule to his tournament?
@@mrbubbles6468Duel Monsters the card game wasn't a thing when the first season aired. There were no rules to follow.
Good ol’ season 1 rules: no rules
"I destroy the moon!"
"What moon there is no moon?!" Was what broke me. Like, it all was a pleasant smile and building laughter.
Just the fact that this actually happened in the actual anime at one point shows how accurate this video is
Funnier thing is, it probably doesn't exist anymore because Yugi broke it in a previous duel
@@RickyRatte technically speaking all of the things mentioned in the vid happens at one point or another just with different cards
@@adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749 I can't remember the peanut allergy episode
@@RickyRatte well there were never any-peanuts on screen at the same time lord of D was also there
I like how Yugi doubled down and let Kaiba play pretend as well causing them to both create an incredibly more fun game
this isn't Duel Monsters, this is Improv Duel Monsters, which means this is legal
While silly, it is indeed more fun.
let kaiba play pretend? they were just playing
@@gagidoo4757 chances are a lot of this stuff would have been ok in Duel Minster rules, especially before BC
@@mrbubbles6468 BC stands for Bull Crap?
I love how kaiba realizes what yugis getting at and just keeps escalating far past expectations.
Yugi tried to beat kaiba in a battle of autism. Bad move there.
@@Speedracer6 I guess you could say he activated his trap card.
@@Speedracer6 Can you like... not use autism as an insult? This has litterally nothing to do with autism.
@@Laezar1 Autism is when Yugioh.
@@Laezar1 Snowflake
I laughed way too hard at “I destroy the moon! F- yooouuu!” Out of nowhere. You got me good!
Not quite out of nowhere. In the very first season, Yugi actually DID destroy the moon, or rather, he ordered his monsters to attack someone's spell card, which was a full moon. Said spell was creating a high tide on the field, buffing aquatic monsters and allowing them to hide from sight.
YuGiOh season 1 was weird and full of bullshit rules.
@Blam320 yeah I love all of season 1s crazy shenanigans! I meant how it comes out of nowhere at the end of the video. Had me deceased 😂
@@blam320 Perfectly enough, it was his own Moon...like that super-weak "give ONE beast 300 ATK&DEF"-equip card...which had no business even staying on the field...
The fact that Yugi got scared shi*less because of lord of D giving blue eyes white dragon a therapy session out of all things makes it even funnier.
It was the moment of realisation that Kaiba started to grasp heart of the cards
Lol. Best comment.
Well it is a Japanese show
But it wouldn't make sense since logically, the infinite kuribohs would still make infinite noise.
Fun fact: the match would have ended when the kuribohs started screaming, since a loud enough noise can create a black hole apparently.
Imagine a D&D session with these two.
If I'm not mistaken an earlier portion of the manga actually does have Yami Bakura trapping people in a D&D like game and Yugi and his friends end up playing it too.
@@ChouRaiyuki that's in the show too
Heh
@@ChouRaiyuki and then Yami Yugi impaled a guys hand damn
@@digitaldritten It happens before the Death T arc which the DM anime's first episode is based on (Kaiba's kidnapping of Yugi's grandpa and loss to Exhodia); it definitely woudn't be in this show though it might have been in the Toei anime which I haven't seen personally.
Can we appreciate that Yugi at least went back to school in order to learn multiplication?
How else would he apply he solid strategy
Nice
Probably challenged the math teacher to a duel
@@anthonyvillanueva5226 we all know that math is overrated when every answer is Exodia Obliterate.
I love how for the split second she appears, Tea is just giving a "WTF are these two doing?" face
You mean Anzu is giving a "WTF are these two doing?" face
@@ricardonb6375no, he means tea
@@2pro351 Okay, if you're a 4Kids mark
@@ricardonb6375 cope
@@ricardonb6375 cope
"i should have seen that coming..."
"Fortunately, I DID!"
Literally Yu-Gi-Oh's whole plot
True
And Death Note's
Hilariously, so much of this happened during Duelist Kingdom that Kaiba himself began Battle City by making people read and obey the actual Duel Monsters rulebook.
What I'm saying is that this is canon.
Which is funny because this means he gave up the ability to summon his best monsters with zero sacrifices because he thought doing so was a worthy tradeoff to not fall victim to Yugi's plot nonsense powers again.
You know you're right. The joke is even better now.
It wasn’t so much DK wasn’t obaying the rules. They were. Kaiba just imposed his own for Battle City. Probably because he did not want to have to deal with DK bs ever again. He literally wrote his own rules.
@@mrbubbles6468 "Screw the Rules, I'll make my own!"
Oh my God it's my favorite whyte boi
“I destroy the moon!”
“What moon? There is no moo-“
“FUCK YOU!”
“AHHHH”
this is fucking incredible
"I pissed on the moon"- Dr Eggman
Ha you thought the moon landing was fake.
Imagine believing in the moon.
same energy as buying clothes at soup
That's gotta be my favorite part
@@HelljumperE7ZJI found one
"Kaiba I am using very sound logic here." Is definitely the best part for sure.
1:24 pure gold
"What moon? There is no moon!" is my fav
@@WolverineAndSloth Same because he already destroyed it 😂
Yu Gi Oh rules are like science in psychatry/psychology, or Icelandic grammar. How do you learn it.
2:11 hah i love how in the background of this frame she's just so exasperated with their shenanigans
"I have a sword that can destroy anything" " Well I have a shield that can block anything"
*Tantrum ensues*
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
I feel like the most logical thing is that the sword that can destroy anything should combine with the shield that can block anything if they clash. That way they both win. The shield stopped the sword from damaging, and the sword transformed the shield, thereby destroying it but not really.
@@ninjaguyYTactually is more simple, the just phase through each other.
@@BlueTwinsyeah, but then the sword would hit it's target so that can't be right
basically Itachi's susanoo
Years later and I still remember that episode where yugi had his completey normal monster stone Soilder destroy the magic card mystic moon by simply having him just stab it. Like he just decided he can do that and stabbed the fricken moon.
They even turned it into a card, "Attack The Moon!" Is it's name
@@axis8396 And there was an homage of this event in one of the following Yu-gi-oh!
I have not forgotten that moment for all of my life since seeing it.
That's in yugioh zexal we're yuma attacks the sun.
@@jeremiahevans6346 Yup! 😋
There's a lot of videos where Yugi derails the rules but it's nice to see Kaiba actually doing the same, the peanut allergy was so funny
Moon, what moon?
You might want to check out kaiba screws the rules against yugi.
Yugi’s “not so fast” and “that’s not all” were so accurate, holy shit
I didn’t think people could still make funny original Yu-Gi-Oh parodies in 2022. Great stuff.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in ages, but the lord of d having a heart to heart with blue eyes white dragon absolutely killed me
I was already dead when Kaiba said peanut allergy lmfao
This feels like two kids trying to one up each over with super powers
Pretty much.
Now all we need is the teacher to tell one of them to play fair.
@@TKG785 the teacher's Konami
@@brunop.8745 oof
Well, they ARE kids.
then watch mob 100 haha
I'm very tickled by the fact that Kaiba kept playing along and sounded like he was enjoying himself
remember, Kaiba had no childhood friends, beat the crap out of the school bullies and made people terrified of him before he was even 13, and that's AFTER he and his brother were at an abusive orphanage with a psychotic business tycoon as their adoptive father
Only because he was winning lol
Fun fact: the people writing the show and the people making the card game did not work together, so in the show, a lot of the rules are vastly different from the card game. Or at least they were initially.
In the original yugi 0 he used a revolver to kill the defeated opponents
@@gabri-immortaleone time bro
@@gabri-immortale incorrect, yugi used a lighter to kill him (the guy was pouring whiskey, or some high proof alcohol, and yugi dropped a lit lighting on his hand. when he went to shoot yugi it set off the alcohol and burnt him...well technically he only thought it burnt him, he failed the game because he used a finger other than his trigger finger to kill yugi thus he succumbed to the shadow game)
@@tuseroni6085I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@@zwillscoopchannel9689 it's not, it's like episode 2 or 3 of season 0, the guy was holding up a diner that anzu (tea in the dub) was working at (burger world iirc, i can't remember if miho was working there too)
Rest in peace, the creator of Yugioh, Kazuki Takahashi
Wait he died? That sucks
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 he died of Ligma
Sadly he wasn't reborn nor was he brought back to the land of infinite kuhribos
@@ForWeAreMany who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Rip Kazuki Takahashi.
The anime is basically just everyone playing along with yugi cheating all the time and no one dares to tell him what's going on lmao
You wouldn't want to be sent to the shadow realm, now would you?
@@johnfsenpai exactly hahaha, it's like everyone is just horrified of ruining his fun
Well he is the King of Games. He rules over all games, doesn't mean he knows how to play
You told him.
MIND CRUSH
To spoil the fun the shadow realm was just made up for the American dub. OG they just dead and in the manga….. yea you think it was a horror manga with the amount of death in it.
Yugi's dumb little laugh after he states how he's using sound logic here is the best part of the video
Pure comedic peak
Lol atheist energy
he knows wtf hes doin
1:29
This video urged me to finally watch YGO. I was depressed at the time and watching it became a sort of emotional crutch for me. I'm in a better place now, and YGO means a lot to me. Thanks for everything.
No one cares about your sob story
Nice to hear that you are feeling better, keep going, you can do it
I was in a similar place, I also got back into playing, if your interested legacy of the duelest let’s you play through most of the animes best duels
i'm happy u feel better now, phones
Look up ygo abridged
The funniest thing is every since the Duelist Kingdom arc, Kaiba has been following all the rules while Yugi pulls out some sort of BS along with magical cheating in every duel. There are some exceptions but feels like Kaiba and Joey were the only ones really just playing the game lol
even pegasus was like, too bad i made new cards that have new overpowered effects yugiboy
Kaiba had cards that were more powerful than they are in the actual game (compare Card of Demise), and Joey had insane luck.
Just admit it's a Shonen show and move on.
Yugi did much less "cheating" in settings with clearer rules. the rules in Battle City allow for much less nonsense than Duelist Kingdom did.
Didn't Joey make time magician do some off the wall shit that the actually card doesn't actually do?
@@135791max “And it’ll age your harpie ladies”
Season 1 rules: if it sounds like it makes sense, it's valid
I love D&D Yu-Gi-Oh
Or if it doesn't
Season 1 best season and the first gen card game is the best now it's like.
Have you passed Quantum Physics - No - Well your going to have no idea how Yugioh works now.
Lol.
@@rodan9773
I passed Quantum mechanics 1 and 2 (not in the best way, but still) and I still don't know all the rules of YuGiOh.
Tcgamine explain in his duelist kingdom true rule episode. So check it out and yes it combines d and d with yugioh.
I love how quickly this went from using actual logic to “Fuck you I do this to counter you.”
The end with the heart-to-heart talk and Lord of D helping Gardna overcome his fear of heights was the most wholesome ending and Kaiba coming up with that part makes it even more funny AND wholesome! 😂 Loved every second of this! 💜🙏
*fear of physical contact
@@TheCoolestJose 🤓
Remember when Yugi used Polymerization to fuse that skeleton mammoth with magic arrow and used it to melt Kaiba's Blue-eyes Ultimate Dragon? It was truly one of the moments in history.
“Its called cheating. Deal with it.”
Is that the fight that Kaiba won by standing on a ledge so that if he lost the Shockwave would send him plummeting to his doom, thus causing Yugi to forfeit?
@@RorikH Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba! I always dreamed this day would come.
Thank God they didn't play by the card game rules. Imagine how lame the show would have been
@@brettt141 not as lame as introducing something like Exodia in general, but also then throwing it away after it showed up once.
My headcanon is that the real rules of Duel Monsters (as created by Pegasus) were always those of the ancient wizard shadow-games. The rule books and card texts can't explain every possible interaction between all different Egyptian spells and monsters as they actually worked 4000 years ago, so they just tell you the effects that you can normally expect from each card.
But Yami was there and played the real thing, so he knows all the secret obscure stuff that Kuriboh or Catapult Turtle or Dark Magician can _actually_ do. He is literally playing a different game with a secret ruleset that supersedes the one everybody else thought applied.
I love this! This makes things a lot more interesting! Makes sense too. Was this your own idea or did u get it from somewhere else?
as cool as that idea is, wasn't his memory of his life in egypt erased?
@@digitaldritten I guess. But that can be hand-waved in any number of ways. Like, he only forgot some things. Or he doesn't remember the ancient card-interactions but finds them anyway because they exist and he has a supernatural ability to win at games.
Well, that's not exactly playing in good faith, is it? Arguably he's just cheating, at the very least the game is not fair. Why take pride in winning an unfair game?
This makes sense, as every new villain who came later seemed to know card secrets or rules even Yami was unaware of which unlocked his memories throughout the series even further
I love how they're supposedly really good at the game, but still feel the need to explain to each other what each card does 😂😂😂
I mean, to be entirely fair, you probably can’t safely traverse an arena of that size to read your opponent’s card. It’s probably faster to just declare every card’s flavor text.
@@absentcoder4552 isn't that what the screens are for? I know the giant screens of the stationary dual stations aren't a thing anymore, but the Dual Disk has a screen on it.
Although, I guess it'd destroy the flow of the fight if you had to look down every ten seconds to figure out what's on the field..
@@jacobalexander4498 its for the audience.
To be fair, if they were playing like real life pro YGO players, 95% of audience wouldn't understand wtf was just happening. And the battle would end in just a minute.
@@arisa1670 not realistic, do you see how long those fuckers play irl?
That peanut allergy bit got me 😂
This is Season One logic. …And it’s the most sound logic there is.
You think that Duelist Kingdom is as ridiculous as the rules get, but then Virtual World and the Orichalcos show up.
@@cameronlapage7386
Dartz: “My monster’s attack power is now infinity!”
Yami: “Well, my monster has attack power _beyond_ infinity!”
Pre-GX was the best Yugioh
@@JJ_R Valon: This card let's me get a suit of armor and assault a 12-year-old girl! It's also immune to traps for reasons I won't explain.
“I destroy the moon”
“There is no moon”
10/10 logic you nailed the children in a imaginary fight style
That's because it was in a diffrent duel.
Ah, Pegasus's Duelist Kingdom era, where you cannot attack a monster because it's too damn dark, or the monster is underwater and fowarding time actually aged your monster.
"I can't hear you" had me dying becuase its the absolute strongest move in this game.
the only counter for the talk no jutsu meta
This is literally just an actual interaction between two children playing a game of Yugioh.
What do you mean? This is a legit interaction between yugi and seto, i don't recall what duel it is but it is true
“I summon Yugi and attack your lifepoints directly.”
“That’s not real.”
*a kick to the face*
Wait; you cannot attack on your first turn!
@@srexzangetsu6554 "Okay."
*Little Yugi punches Kaiba in the face*
Little Yugi with balled fists: You wanna go Dragon Boy?
This is literal art. The best part is that it if they didn't sigh you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and the anime.
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Yes, it's exactly similar.
I asked chatgpt to generate the therapy between blue eye and lord of dragon. Here's the therapy. Enjoy.
Lord of Dragons: Hello Blue-Eyes, how are you feeling today?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: I am feeling nervous, Lord of Dragons.
Lord of Dragons: Nervous about what?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: Physical contact. Ever since I was reborn, I have developed a fear of it.
Lord of Dragons: I understand. That can be a difficult thing to overcome. But I am here to help. Can you tell me more about your fear?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: I am afraid that if I allow someone to touch me, I will be hurt or damaged in some way.
Lord of Dragons: That is a common fear, but it's important to understand that physical contact can also bring comfort and security. Let's work on building your trust and confidence in physical touch.
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: How do I do that?
Lord of Dragons: We can start with small steps. Perhaps we can try holding a dragon scale or a feather together and gradually progress to more intimate touch.
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: That sounds manageable. I am willing to try.
Lord of Dragons: Excellent! I am proud of you for taking this step towards overcoming your fear. I have faith in you, Blue-Eyes.
With time and practice, Blue-Eyes learned to trust and feel comfortable with physical contact. They no longer feared it and were able to enjoy the comfort and security that it brings.
Lord of Dragons: Well done, Blue-Eyes. I am proud of your progress. You have overcome your fear and become stronger for it.
Wholesome 10/10
What AI did you use?
@@hudsondeweerd3910 read
@@amazehub3644 ahhhhhh. Thanks.
I love how the fear of harm coming to him from touch makes sense seeing how he was killed presumably by a monster with a physical attack
Big Shield Gardna having a peanut allergy is a bigger twist than M Night Shyamalan could ever come up with.
what a twist
Is somehow has the exact same vibes as the autopsy report being outdated
Plot twist: The reason Big Shield Gardna always switches to attack mode after he is attacked while in defense mode is because the front of his shield is brown...and peanuts are brown...and therefore Gardna is indirectly affected via his peanut allergy!
The winner of this version of Yu-Gi-Oh always came down to who had the best imagination
As any game should be
Imagination will become your power.
- The other tcg
my favorite was how he used summon skull with mekiru (however you spell it) and it conducted lightning from summoned skull through the water to electrocute something. The TCG had to literally redesign summoned skull twice just to make it go along with Atem's narrative
Ah yes another yugi shianigan😂
(Basically every MC on Yu-Gi-Oh do that to force enemy to lose with nonsense plot ARMOR)
It's because the anime follows the manga, and in the manga they use the actual card game that the real life card game is based off.
I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh, but it looks logic-based and I think I'll try it sometime. Thanks for teaching me the rules!
Farfa did a video trying something like this. They used only vanilla monsters and made up effects based on the vanilla text on the card.
I was barely conscious of Yu-Gi-Oh even existing when I was younger but this had me laughing hysterically by the end.
That's how you know someone's a good comedian.
This is the most realistic representation of my friends and me playing Yu-Gi-Oh! as kids.
We had literaly no idea what we were doing 90% of the time. And the other 10% we got completely wrong.
But it was a ton of fun, so there's that. XD
Hahahaha i was like what with the other 10% the end makes it even better. Just 0% accuracy in this game xD
I remember that we played all the games we had in elementary school exactly like that. We just made up our own rules and it was fun. And when then someone came and knew the real rules, we still liked our own rules more. xD
MY-PHILOSOPHY:"INNER-STRENGTH"
I have found that simply "loving myself" (inner-child) is a powerful tool against most types of social-dependency/vulnerability.
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"Evil" is the antithesis to the virtue: 'humanity'. Humanity is the characteristic that defines the human spirit. Humanity is symbiosis across humans and society. 'Humanity' exceeds 'social-darwinism'.
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NEURO-PERSONALITY
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"SENSORY-FEELERS" ARE LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING DISINFORMATION AND HATE TOWARDS ENTJ/INTJ (AGAINST "THINKERS" IN GENERAL)-BOTH IRL AND ON THE INTERNET; DESPITE THOSE NEURO-PERSONALITY TYPES BEING A BLESSING TO SOCIETY AND ALL OF MANKIND! THEY DESERVE BETTER! 😤
'ESFJ', 'ESFP', ISFP and ISFJ are a pathogen to humanity, and 'then' Cluster-B (depending on they neuro-personality).
THEIR "FEELINGS 'IS' THEIR REALITY", THEY ALSO HAVE A MALICIOUS-MIND BY DEFAULT (excluding normal ISFJ). DESPITE HAVING MALICIOUS INTENT THEY ARE ALL EMOTIONALLY-WEAK AND PRONE TO COVERT/VULNERABLE-NARCISSISM.
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Also... To intelligent readers (who do 'not’ have a ‘pathological disregard for rationality and reality').
I recommend researching 'narcissistic personality disorder' (NPD) / 'cluster-B'; and know that they are the 'root of all evil' (especially 'ESFJ/ESTJ-narcissist'; Myers-Briggs reference, look it up)!
European 'ESFJ' are the worst personality type, and they are responsible for inventing 'racism' and colonization! It is in their neuro-psychology!!!
They are extremely 'manipulative' and often use 'looking pretty' to distract others from the witch's mind-games / mind-r@pe, e.g. gaslighting, playing the victim/damsel in distress, creating "flying-monkeys", and 'bribing' others (with money or BJ) to attack, or at times, kill someone for her. When caught, she will use her minions as scapegoats. European ESFJ are notorious for this especially in a racist context, e.g. Emmett Till.
xSFP and ISFJ (2W1) are the most complicit, narcissistic-enablers. ISFP also tend to be 'oblivious-codependents' (look up the definition). Like ESFJ, XSFP's "feelings 'is' their reality." Most are covert/vulnerable-narcissists.
ISFJ often perceive things only on the surface level (even by sensor standards), are suckers for a “pretty face", and their neuro-psychology makes them the ideal narcissitic-codependent and pawn to the ESFJ (blind-loyalty, surface level perception, susceptibility to covert-narcissism). Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet.
SUMMARY
Evil personality: 'ESFJ' (ALL), ESTJ (Cluster-b), ISFJ-2W1 (covert-narc/enabler).
[Secretly] Evil and narcissist-friendly gunts/flying-monkey: ISFP (ALL), ESFP (ALL), and ISFJ (2W1 enable ESFJ).
☝️ALL of them are secretly emotionally-disturbed, hence their need to create conflict as a distraction (at other people's expense, truly evil).
Spread the word! Thank you.
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Research ref: Raudha Athif, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Karen, ESFJ-narcissists, ESFJ-neurology, Gaslighting, Amber Heard, Fake feminism, Rising of a shield hero (Malty-'ESFJ'; XSFX spread disinformation online. ISFJ is the main culprit; ISFJ largely perceive things on the surface level), 'Brood-parasitism’- XSFJ natural psychology..
Kaiba saying that you can't just make stuff up as you go along is so IRONIC
The difference is that Kaiba is the ceo/owns the game so in away HE is allowed to make up the rules.
@@shadowdahuman Illusion Industries is the one who made the game and prints all the cards for it (until GX.) Not Kaiba Corp.
@@shadowdahuman Actually it's pegasus that owns the game Kaiba just makes the hologram technology.
@@evanmontgomery3062 Actually the ancient Egyptians made the game, Pegasus just modernized it
You know, as much of a cheater as he was in season 1 (like everyone else) I think Kaiba is one of the only characters to actually follow the rules, save for a few cards that never made it into print.
As someone with a peanut allergy, I've never laughed harder at the big shield gardna dialog exchange.
"I'm sure you know of big shield gardnas peanut allergy"
"HIS WHAT!?"
"And guess what Lord of D had for lunch today"
This reminds me of that variant of chess in which both players can make any rule they want as the game goes, as long as they can justify it enough.
The king established a democracy and parliament so the kingdom can survive without him. My pawns impregnated a different pawn increasing the number of pawns
Oh, the amount of fun I had playing such games.
@@daraghokane4236 ok the parliment is the pawns because of the separation of church and state and the militsry cant run the government so knights towers and bishops are not counted towards winning furthermore impregnant pawns cant move or attack for 100 turns while there pregnant they need there bedrest
He makes the opposing king heir to his kingdom so when the king is defeated, the player takes the other king.
@@kellynolen498 no I have heard stories of women working while pregnant and after might harm the baby but king isn't going to care
This is absolutely how every child played the game.
Also, great use of the original soundtrack. I don't care how many people have seen the Japanese version, the ost is still underrated.
It also used the Dub Soundtrack too with Kaiba's theme.
not as underrated as season 0 and its ost....
I remember using the Labyrinth wall card against friends and them saying they can smash through the walls because their card is stronger.
@@PKSkyler season 0 is intense. And a lot more mature than Duel Monsters.
I love how tea is just standing there embarrassed in the lack of a female voice actor
I didn't see her.
@@TRafael82 her name's not Tea it's Anzu
@@ricardonb6375 in Season 0 right?
I died when yugi chuckled in the middle of saying he was using logic. And then he said he destroys the moon? Classic!
It's a rare thing to make me genuine laugh these days, but here i am, coughing and crying from laughing of how stupidly awesomely accurate this is. This day just started good! Amazing job!
"Then I destroy the moon!"
"What moon? There is no moon!"
The worst part is, this is indeed a strategy Yugi used back in season one... he ordered his own monster to destroy his own spell card that placed a moon on the field to lower the tides and give him more room to summon his monsters...
Man, season 1 was a fever dream! At least the whole point of season 0 is that the other Yugi made his own rules to screw people over, but you can't bring that to a card game!
This spell card was an equip spell which was equipped to Yugi's silver fang
@@boosterboo6795 Which doesn't make the situation any better XD
I mean…Konami could have tried bringing that stuff to a card game. But that would require having had obvious abilities tied to Monster Type like the anime did.
It's almost like that was the whole joke as to why Yugi tried to destroy the moon again
@@mrbubbles6468 I mean... Season 1 was just Dungeons and Dragons, but everyone picked the Duelist class.
yu gi oh made my childhood so it's quite hilarious how they're portrayed as in this video lmao
RIP Kazuki. You will be remembered.
2:10 hes actually right lord of d is the lord of all dragons so he knows exactly how to help a fearless children dragon to become strong and overcome their fears because lord of d care of every dragon in the world just like jesus
In Battle City, Kaiba played a trap card against Yugi that emmited a sound wave that "prevented Slifer from hearing you call out your attack".
Kaiba was using very SOUND logic.
I see what you did there
Nice pun
yeah but im prety sure that was one card with the actual effect of stoping a monsters attack or stoping the battle phase
Here's my like.
*Now get out*
1:14 this is unironically a plot point in the Manga.
Grandpa's Blue Eyes doesn't listen to Kaiba (either it doesn't want to be summoned or doesn't want to attack, I can't remember). So Yugi uses it instead to win the Duel. This is why Kaiba rips it up later, so it can't be used against him.
I have literally never watched this show before, but somehow I just cannot help but love these parodies of Yu-Gi-Oh anyway.
The most funny thing is that this is kinda how the first season worked.
I never touch a Yu-Gi-Oh card or watched the show before but I love these parody’s
"What moon there is no moon?!"
*Intense screaming*
"FUCK YOU!"
The Duelist Kingdom rules and how it played were wild, man. Especially that duel with Yugi and Kaiba.
Who essentially threatened to kill himself if he lost the duel. Which all so he could rescue his little brother.
Fun fact: he didn't "essentially" threaten to kill himself. He *actually* threatened to kill himself.
In the 4kids dub, they make up the stuff about shockwaves, but in the original Japanese he says something along the lines of "if you kill my monster, I'm jumping"
"I destroy the moon" had me in tears 😂
WHAT MOON THERE IS NO MOON!!
Reminds me when me and my friends played Yugi Oh in Elementary school and somebody brought cards in Japanese and since no one knew any japanese we just guessed what the card did based on the illustration. Good old times
They got better about this in later arcs but yes in the first season especially they also treated dual monsters like a dungeons and dragons type of RPG so that’s why they were allowed to make up weird rules like that.
Ah, so the show got worse, I see.
I love how Kaiba gets into this and starts having fun
Also, this is pretty much how Yugioh was during Duelist Kingdom. Then, during Battle City, Kaiba made new rules and fully established the structure of the game, which became the way everyone played from henceforth.
Kaiba: (Exasperated) "I'm tired of this random "destroy the moon" style bμ11$h1+.
I'm running a competitive tournament with professional playera and judges and holograms and a prize money jackpot for Гμ©£''$ sake. Are soccer players allowed to just grab the ball and run with it? Are chess players allowed to just move their pawns wherever TF they want? Noooooo! So why TF would I have a collectible cards game tournament where somebody with $h1tt1€r cards and strategy can win just by blowing up the Гμ©£ing moon!?"
@@SurprisinglyDeep Even though that literally becomes a card which is f****** hilarious
@@byronrush9802 Kaiba:(Annoyed voice) "I did that! I didn't want Yugi to keep threatening to mind crush people just because they won't let him destroy the moon. It's annoying and could lead to lots of unprofitable lawsuits. So I mass created lots of 'attack the moon' cards, gave everybody who attended my tournament one copy of the card each and told Yugi that he cannot destroy the moon unless he has the card in his hand".
Pharoah Yugi: (Egotistical boasting) "Or unless I feel like it! Haha!"
Kaiba: (Angry) "No you won't! Or else my security guards will have something to say about that!"
Pharoah Yugi: "Haha, what could they possibly do to me?"
(Kaiba nods at the nearest security guard. Security guard adjusts his shirt just enough to intentionally reveal the concealed carry glock hand gun he has attached to his belt.)
Pharoah Yugi: "On second thought, it's probably better I just follow the heart of the cards".
Kaiba: (Nods at Pharoah Yugi with a serious expression on his face)
@@SurprisinglyDeep *hair
It's hidden in the hair
@@toekneemart5597
Kaiba: "Yeah true. I rehired some Pegasus' ex guards (the ones that weren't complete jerks to me or Mokuba.) Some of them hide it in their hair"
Morally decent spiky haird guard that used to work for Pegasus: "Attention duelists! My hair is legally considered a gun holster! Also I am legally licensed to conceal carry in this state despite the strict gun laws!"
Kaiba: "That guard I
nodded to to scare Yugi by flashing his gun was bald though"
Bald guard: "I was a former spiky haired guard until I developed early male pattern baldness!" :(
"I destroy the moon"
"What moon? There is no moon."
"FUCK YOU!"
God I love how stupid and petty this is. Great vid as always.
This brings back so many memories of me who had JUST learned how to read three letter words playing with my older brother and his deck. I had no idea what the rules were, so when he said his pot of greed(? Can’t remember if that’s what it was for sure) could kill every monster in my hand and my deck so I would lose automatically I didn’t question it.
The same thing happened with Pokémon cards. Of course Lugia is able to completely destroy every card I use as soon as I put it down. That’s just how the games work!
I didn’t really mind either way though, I just liked the artwork.
Edit: After talking with my brother he did confirm he never had pot of greed, I swear I remember him using some sort of ugly looking inanimate object but like I said that was twenty years ago so my memory is hazy. However he did remind me (and I remember his reaction) that the ultimate card I used was Relinquished because at the time the anime was making a big deal about it. It still immediately went down though because he had the ultimate cannot be defeated card.
Knowing what Pot of Greed actually does, that's pretty much an expected outcome
Sadly, the anime never told us what Pot Of Greed does.
Makes sense that Pot of Greed is always banned
I remember one moment from my childhood playing Yu-Gi-Oh, it was pain in the ass because exactly of situation like this. Where you just start to make up rules in your favor and betting on the dumbness of your opponent. Haja loved it
I love how this just slowly devolved into your everyday kid pretend play.
I love how this desended into childish imagination, as long as the idea slightly made sense it was allowed 😂 I would love to play am actually game like this
That's basically what D&D is, except it has to make sense and you gotta roll dice
Calvinball!
If you liked this you should take a look at Yugioh’s Duelist Kingdom Arc. It predates the rules, so the author was making some things up as he went along.
@@GrapeCheckerBoard yeah I know it, lol how young do you think I am to not have seen it? 😂 great arc thou. I mean to be fair most arcs don't reallt fellow the rules or at least are prone to plot armour
This is so accurate, sometimes I wish the old chaotic version of yugioh was how the game actually played, or was a seperate game entirely. It'd be so fun to play a game where the players just out bullshit each other to win.
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"Evil" is the antithesis to the virtue: 'humanity'. Humanity is the characteristic that defines the human spirit. Humanity is symbiosis across humans and society. 'Humanity' exceeds 'social-darwinism'.
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NEURO-PERSONALITY
.............................
"SENSORY-FEELERS" ARE LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING DISINFORMATION AND HATE TOWARDS ENTJ/INTJ (AGAINST "THINKERS" IN GENERAL)-BOTH IRL AND ON THE INTERNET; DESPITE THOSE NEURO-PERSONALITY TYPES BEING A BLESSING TO SOCIETY AND ALL OF MANKIND! THEY DESERVE BETTER! 😤
'ESFJ', 'ESFP', ISFP and ISFJ are a pathogen to humanity, and 'then' Cluster-B (depending on they neuro-personality).
THEIR "FEELINGS 'IS' THEIR REALITY", THEY ALSO HAVE A MALICIOUS-MIND BY DEFAULT (excluding normal ISFJ). DESPITE HAVING MALICIOUS INTENT THEY ARE ALL EMOTIONALLY-WEAK AND PRONE TO COVERT/VULNERABLE-NARCISSISM.
...............................
Also... To intelligent readers (who do 'not’ have a ‘pathological disregard for rationality and reality').
I recommend researching 'narcissistic personality disorder' (NPD) / 'cluster-B'; and know that they are the 'root of all evil' (especially 'ESFJ/ESTJ-narcissist'; Myers-Briggs reference, look it up)!
European 'ESFJ' are the worst personality type, and they are responsible for inventing 'racism' and colonization! It is in their neuro-psychology!!!
They are extremely 'manipulative' and often use 'looking pretty' to distract others from the witch's mind-games / mind-r@pe, e.g. gaslighting, playing the victim/damsel in distress, creating "flying-monkeys", and 'bribing' others (with money or BJ) to attack, or at times, kill someone for her. When caught, she will use her minions as scapegoats. European ESFJ are notorious for this especially in a racist context, e.g. Emmett Till.
xSFP and ISFJ (2W1) are the most complicit, narcissistic-enablers. ISFP also tend to be 'oblivious-codependents' (look up the definition). Like ESFJ, XSFP's "feelings 'is' their reality." Most are covert/vulnerable-narcissists.
ISFJ often perceive things only on the surface level (even by sensor standards), are suckers for a “pretty face", and their neuro-psychology makes them the ideal narcissitic-codependent and pawn to the ESFJ (blind-loyalty, surface level perception, susceptibility to covert-narcissism). Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet.
SUMMARY
Evil personality: 'ESFJ' (ALL), ESTJ (Cluster-b), ISFJ-2W1 (covert-narc/enabler).
[Secretly] Evil and narcissist-friendly gunts/flying-monkey: ISFP (ALL), ESFP (ALL), and ISFJ (2W1 enable ESFJ).
☝️ALL of them are secretly emotionally-disturbed, hence their need to create conflict as a distraction (at other people's expense, truly evil).
Spread the word! Thank you.
___________
Research ref: Raudha Athif, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Karen, ESFJ-narcissists, ESFJ-neurology, Gaslighting, Amber Heard, Fake feminism, Rising of a shield hero (Malty-'ESFJ'; XSFX spread disinformation online. ISFJ is the main culprit; ISFJ largely perceive things on the surface level), 'Brood-parasitism’- XSFJ natural psychology.
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1:22 "you can't just make this up as you go along"
Pegasus: I Beg to differ
I actually laugh so hard in this video when kaiba just said (fine lets play your way then) and both started ignoring all rules and started playing like 2 childs would do
I mean, they are 16 and 15 (at least phisically) so It makes kinda sense.
"I summon a monster with infinite attack points."
"Well I summon a monster with infinite+1 attack points"
"Well I summon a monster with infinite+infinite attack points"
You joke but this is exactly what happened in Yugi's duel versus Dartz in the anime, lol
"Well, I summon a shield that blocks attacks that have infinite attack points!"
*INCOMPREHENSIBLE*
2:12
Comprehensible:
Yugi:
"All you did was not fair that's not fair it's bullshit that's not even fair I can't do anything-!"
Kaiba:
"La-la-la-la-la-la-la not listening to you-- la-la-la- can't hear you~"
As a junior high school, I genuinely played against a friend who was also a junior, and I was genuinely Kaiba and my friend was yugi, just making shit up as he went along based on how he interpreted the cards with his logic even as I tried to explain to him multiple multiple times how the game *actually* worked.
Ironically, Kaiba actually had a card that canceled out an attack by Slifer the Sky Dragon by making it too loud for the god card to hear Yugi declare the attack.
Original yugioh was supposed to be a mix out of cardgame and D&D-type games, so this might be more accurate to the original vision than the metagame of today
Really? All of this makes to much sense now
That frame where Yami said nuh-uh while Tea's laughing at the back
Priceless
It's Anzu not this Tea crap
@@ricardonb6375 whatever weeb
This is exactly how my brother's and I played this game until we finally learned to read the rule book.
I love how this starts off like something akin to the anime's logic and just slowly devolves into madness
How real men settle a duel:
"I summon my Glock, in attack mode...."
Ah, but you forgot to tribute summon bullets to the field first, giving me the advantage with my pointy stick!
I like how Kaiba just accepted yugi way and just made stuff himself
I love how yugi doesn't suddenly go "That's against the rules!" He just keeps playing along like before
@@lord_bobanewname4069yeah i like he’s not that’s cheating he legitimately thinks that’s how the game work
"AND GUESS WHAT LORD OF D HAD FOR LUNCH TODAY"
*why did that scare me, im not even allergic to nuts*