@@Todo776 That's because your a fool you see I was able to let my Jerry Bean know his not a real bean but a jelly bean so he's not destroyed by his bean allergy. WHAT! Jerry Bean attack is dropping how? Wait damn it now that he know he's made of sugar he's giving himself Diabetes!
It’s like two brothers, one a teenager and one a child younger than 10, playing Yugioh. The younger brother makes up rules to try winning while the older brother tries to explain why you can’t make up your own rules. Eventually, the older brother gives up and uses the younger brother’s tricks against him, leading to a stalemate that will only end when their mum calls them for dinner.
@@lindt393 No, he didn't. He summoned them one turn at a time and under the Japanese rules at the time there was no tribute summoning so he didn't break that rule either (they added that rule in later to make the game a lot more balanced). YGO abridged had him summon them all in one turn for humor, but he didnt do that in the original anime lol
I feel like the most logical thing is that the sword that can destroy anything should combine with the shield that can block anything if they clash. That way they both win. The shield stopped the sword from damaging, and the sword transformed the shield, thereby destroying it but not really.
I love how Yugi's "destroy the moon" plan just randomly resurfaces. Like he's so proud that he won with it once, so it's always one of his backup plans.
@@PlebNC He does it in his duel against Mako Tsunami during Season 1, using one of his monsters to destroy the (holographic) moon, on the grounds that it would change the tides of the (holographic) ocean and let him win. Season 1 kind of had a long-distance relationship with logic that way.
For people that actually followed the show...the skit is pretty spot on about how every duel is actually make believe and no one seems to follow the rules.
@@mrbubbles6468Yugi used catapult turtle to shoot a Monster at another monster, destroying its floatation ring so it would crush the monsters standing below that couldn't run away because of swords of revealing light. You telling me Pegasus added this very specific rule to his tournament?
The funnies part is that Yugi followed along what Kaiba was saying, so it wasn't Yugi making up stuff randomly just to deny Kaiba and win - he actually thinks this is how the game works
I mean that’s basically how Duelist Kingdom DID work. Also, Pharoh can’t exactly go back on the BS rules that HE invented. Kaiba gave up three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Summoning Flute, and Monster Reborn before he adapted and made his own BS rules
It's funny that the part that Yugi objects to is not "your monster has a secret weakness to peanuts that nobody knew about until now" but was "the Lord of D talked to a dragon to make it feel ok to ride" which is WAY less bullshit
@@colmecolwag Well hang on, when did he have enough time for that. We've been watching them on the field the whole time. But we have no way of knowing Gardner's allergies. Therefore, Kaiba is a stupid doodie head, and Yugi wins!
@@tokatstorm9270 I'd also argue that by the time that Lord of D pepped up the BEWD, Big Shield Gardena would have been launched to safety! Except.... Because you have created an *infinite* number of kuribohs there is no space for the Big Shield to be launched to! He'd only be launched into the back of the kuribohs! Also launching big Shield Gardena does like no damage he's got like no attack points lol
@@colmecolwag He launched Gardna to a different position on the game mat, preventing gardna from being destroyed. Not to attack. Unfortunately, Blue eyes can fly. And thus followed Gardna to his new map position beyond his wall of kuribohs. It's all very logical stuff here.
@@bencarlson4300 Not necessarily. It could be infinitely long but only like 2 meters high. Or it could be infinitely high but only about half a meter wide, in which case they could just go around. Or it could be infinitely long AND infinitely high in which case that does indeed present issues.
@@celestialtree8602 From my recollection of infinity in math, the rules are extremely loose, so it's really up to whoever forms the infinite wall of kuribohs, in which case (I would argue) makes it more likely than not that the infinite wall would be both infinitely tall AND wide since that would be most beneficial to Yugi.
In Battle City, Kaiba played a trap card against Yugi that emmited a sound wave that "prevented Slifer from hearing you call out your attack". Kaiba was using very SOUND logic.
@@jqobsidianthegoongod9452 I was gonna say, I think one duel in the anime legitimately comes down to "the card I have keeping you from attacking me is also the only thing keeping one of your monsters from falling on the rest of them and squishing them, because you played them too close together." I'd kind of love to see a show with actual card game strategy, sideboarding against the opponent, switching between decks every arc, and stuff like that.
Not quite out of nowhere. In the very first season, Yugi actually DID destroy the moon, or rather, he ordered his monsters to attack someone's spell card, which was a full moon. Said spell was creating a high tide on the field, buffing aquatic monsters and allowing them to hide from sight. YuGiOh season 1 was weird and full of bullshit rules.
@@blam320 Perfectly enough, it was his own Moon...like that super-weak "give ONE beast 300 ATK&DEF"-equip card...which had no business even staying on the field...
This is the real way we played Yugioh as kids. We made up stories and whoever had the cooler card won lmao. This is so hilariously relatable and nostalgic
This was actually close to how the very first duel to ever exist went. Blue-Eyes committed suicide because its loyalty was to Yugi's grandpa. Yugi then promptly used monster reborn on it and won.
Yugi’s “not so fast” and “that’s not all” were so accurate, holy shit I didn’t think people could still make funny original Yu-Gi-Oh parodies in 2022. Great stuff.
Fun fact: the people writing the show and the people making the card game did not work together, so in the show, a lot of the rules are vastly different from the card game. Or at least they were initially.
@@gabri-immortale incorrect, yugi used a lighter to kill him (the guy was pouring whiskey, or some high proof alcohol, and yugi dropped a lit lighting on his hand. when he went to shoot yugi it set off the alcohol and burnt him...well technically he only thought it burnt him, he failed the game because he used a finger other than his trigger finger to kill yugi thus he succumbed to the shadow game)
@@zwillscoopchannel9689 it's not, it's like episode 2 or 3 of season 0, the guy was holding up a diner that anzu (tea in the dub) was working at (burger world iirc, i can't remember if miho was working there too)
Tbf, the opponent was playing hacks as well, saying things like his monsters can't be attacked because they are underwater or that the amount of space for Yugi's monster shrunk with every turn.
to be fair, that was from the first arc where the cardgame had any significant role in the plot, and do at that point there were still no real rules. also it was apparently based on a cardgame where that was actually thing that might reasonably happen i guess, dont know for sure, just heard about it.
@@not_avaliable The cardgame had loads of role in the plot. The plot of DK was Pegasus, or a Representative of his, beating Yugi at cards so the Big 5 would gave him control of the company. The Dueling was rather important.
But it wouldn't make sense since logically, the infinite kuribohs would still make infinite noise. Fun fact: the match would have ended when the kuribohs started screaming, since a loud enough noise can create a black hole apparently.
This video urged me to finally watch YGO. I was depressed at the time and watching it became a sort of emotional crutch for me. I'm in a better place now, and YGO means a lot to me. Thanks for everything.
While the logic is fittingly ridiculous, I do like when the holo manifestation of the cards’ abilities enabled creative options and actual tactics you could give orders for. That basically ended after the show’s first arc, though.
That Season One logic was insane. I remember that floating castle just falling because Yugi broke the floatation ring. Like..that’s not how a card game works just cause they were using holograms.
Duelist Kingdom was written before any actual game existed, so aside from the VERY rough rules that Takahashi wrote out in the first Yugi vs Kaiba duel, it really was just made up on the fly. In the manga, some monsters have % based dodging, it's hilarious.
The end with the heart-to-heart talk and Lord of D helping Gardna overcome his fear of heights was the most wholesome ending and Kaiba coming up with that part makes it even more funny AND wholesome! 😂 Loved every second of this! 💜🙏
If I'm not mistaken an earlier portion of the manga actually does have Yami Bakura trapping people in a D&D like game and Yugi and his friends end up playing it too.
@@digitaldritten It happens before the Death T arc which the DM anime's first episode is based on (Kaiba's kidnapping of Yugi's grandpa and loss to Exhodia); it definitely woudn't be in this show though it might have been in the Toei anime which I haven't seen personally.
Hilariously, so much of this happened during Duelist Kingdom that Kaiba himself began Battle City by making people read and obey the actual Duel Monsters rulebook. What I'm saying is that this is canon.
Which is funny because this means he gave up the ability to summon his best monsters with zero sacrifices because he thought doing so was a worthy tradeoff to not fall victim to Yugi's plot nonsense powers again.
It wasn’t so much DK wasn’t obaying the rules. They were. Kaiba just imposed his own for Battle City. Probably because he did not want to have to deal with DK bs ever again. He literally wrote his own rules.
I asked chatgpt to generate the therapy between blue eye and lord of dragon. Here's the therapy. Enjoy. Lord of Dragons: Hello Blue-Eyes, how are you feeling today? Blue-Eyes White Dragon: I am feeling nervous, Lord of Dragons. Lord of Dragons: Nervous about what? Blue-Eyes White Dragon: Physical contact. Ever since I was reborn, I have developed a fear of it. Lord of Dragons: I understand. That can be a difficult thing to overcome. But I am here to help. Can you tell me more about your fear? Blue-Eyes White Dragon: I am afraid that if I allow someone to touch me, I will be hurt or damaged in some way. Lord of Dragons: That is a common fear, but it's important to understand that physical contact can also bring comfort and security. Let's work on building your trust and confidence in physical touch. Blue-Eyes White Dragon: How do I do that? Lord of Dragons: We can start with small steps. Perhaps we can try holding a dragon scale or a feather together and gradually progress to more intimate touch. Blue-Eyes White Dragon: That sounds manageable. I am willing to try. Lord of Dragons: Excellent! I am proud of you for taking this step towards overcoming your fear. I have faith in you, Blue-Eyes. With time and practice, Blue-Eyes learned to trust and feel comfortable with physical contact. They no longer feared it and were able to enjoy the comfort and security that it brings. Lord of Dragons: Well done, Blue-Eyes. I am proud of your progress. You have overcome your fear and become stronger for it.
They got better about this in later arcs but yes in the first season especially they also treated dual monsters like a dungeons and dragons type of RPG so that’s why they were allowed to make up weird rules like that.
Years later and I still remember that episode where yugi had his completey normal monster stone Soilder destroy the magic card mystic moon by simply having him just stab it. Like he just decided he can do that and stabbed the fricken moon.
I love how in the show kaiba was the one using those kind of rules all the time. The thing that is stuck in my mind is the moment someone couldnt attack kaibas monster, because his monster is flying and the attacker cant reach his monster.
To spoil the fun the shadow realm was just made up for the American dub. OG they just dead and in the manga….. yea you think it was a horror manga with the amount of death in it.
2:10 hes actually right lord of d is the lord of all dragons so he knows exactly how to help a fearless children dragon to become strong and overcome their fears because lord of d care of every dragon in the world just like jesus
I remember one moment from my childhood playing Yu-Gi-Oh, it was pain in the ass because exactly of situation like this. Where you just start to make up rules in your favor and betting on the dumbness of your opponent. Haja loved it
I will NEVER forget when kaiba summoned blue eyes ultimate dragon and yugi, in response, summons a zombie elephant, used polymerization to fuse it to KAIBA’S monster, and then goes “because the elephant is a zombie type, your blue eyes ultimate dragon’s body decays” and that shit happens 💀💀💀💀
I mean, to be entirely fair, you probably can’t safely traverse an arena of that size to read your opponent’s card. It’s probably faster to just declare every card’s flavor text.
@@absentcoder4552 isn't that what the screens are for? I know the giant screens of the stationary dual stations aren't a thing anymore, but the Dual Disk has a screen on it. Although, I guess it'd destroy the flow of the fight if you had to look down every ten seconds to figure out what's on the field..
To be fair, if they were playing like real life pro YGO players, 95% of audience wouldn't understand wtf was just happening. And the battle would end in just a minute.
As someone with a peanut allergy, I've never laughed harder at the big shield gardna dialog exchange. "I'm sure you know of big shield gardnas peanut allergy" "HIS WHAT!?" "And guess what Lord of D had for lunch today"
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That's exactly what happens on a tabletop game when the DM doesn't know what he is doing :D
The funniest thing is every since the Duelist Kingdom arc, Kaiba has been following all the rules while Yugi pulls out some sort of BS along with magical cheating in every duel. There are some exceptions but feels like Kaiba and Joey were the only ones really just playing the game lol
Kaiba had cards that were more powerful than they are in the actual game (compare Card of Demise), and Joey had insane luck. Just admit it's a Shonen show and move on.
My headcanon is that the real rules of Duel Monsters (as created by Pegasus) were always those of the ancient wizard shadow-games. The rule books and card texts can't explain every possible interaction between all different Egyptian spells and monsters as they actually worked 4000 years ago, so they just tell you the effects that you can normally expect from each card. But Yami was there and played the real thing, so he knows all the secret obscure stuff that Kuriboh or Catapult Turtle or Dark Magician can _actually_ do. He is literally playing a different game with a secret ruleset that supersedes the one everybody else thought applied.
@@digitaldritten I guess. But that can be hand-waved in any number of ways. Like, he only forgot some things. Or he doesn't remember the ancient card-interactions but finds them anyway because they exist and he has a supernatural ability to win at games.
Well, that's not exactly playing in good faith, is it? Arguably he's just cheating, at the very least the game is not fair. Why take pride in winning an unfair game?
This makes sense, as every new villain who came later seemed to know card secrets or rules even Yami was unaware of which unlocked his memories throughout the series even further
Remember when Yugi used Polymerization to fuse that skeleton mammoth with magic arrow and used it to melt Kaiba's Blue-eyes Ultimate Dragon? It was truly one of the moments in history.
Is that the fight that Kaiba won by standing on a ledge so that if he lost the Shockwave would send him plummeting to his doom, thus causing Yugi to forfeit?
my favorite was how he used summon skull with mekiru (however you spell it) and it conducted lightning from summoned skull through the water to electrocute something. The TCG had to literally redesign summoned skull twice just to make it go along with Atem's narrative
Ah, Pegasus's Duelist Kingdom era, where you cannot attack a monster because it's too damn dark, or the monster is underwater and fowarding time actually aged your monster.
This is the most realistic representation of my friends and me playing Yu-Gi-Oh! as kids. We had literaly no idea what we were doing 90% of the time. And the other 10% we got completely wrong. But it was a ton of fun, so there's that. XD
I remember that we played all the games we had in elementary school exactly like that. We just made up our own rules and it was fun. And when then someone came and knew the real rules, we still liked our own rules more. xD
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Plot twist: The reason Big Shield Gardna always switches to attack mode after he is attacked while in defense mode is because the front of his shield is brown...and peanuts are brown...and therefore Gardna is indirectly affected via his peanut allergy!
This is absolutely how every child played the game. Also, great use of the original soundtrack. I don't care how many people have seen the Japanese version, the ost is still underrated.
As a junior high school, I genuinely played against a friend who was also a junior, and I was genuinely Kaiba and my friend was yugi, just making shit up as he went along based on how he interpreted the cards with his logic even as I tried to explain to him multiple multiple times how the game *actually* worked.
The king established a democracy and parliament so the kingdom can survive without him. My pawns impregnated a different pawn increasing the number of pawns
@@daraghokane4236 ok the parliment is the pawns because of the separation of church and state and the militsry cant run the government so knights towers and bishops are not counted towards winning furthermore impregnant pawns cant move or attack for 100 turns while there pregnant they need there bedrest
@@davidhong1934 Yeah but it only taught them how to typecast their decks and turn their cliques into cults. And when their best student graduated he got beaten so many times he developed a masochistic kink.
I was barely conscious of Yu-Gi-Oh even existing when I was younger but this had me laughing hysterically by the end. That's how you know someone's a good comedian.
This feels like that one time I was playing with 2 friends in a 1v1v1 and we devolved into activating cards but giving them random effects instead of what was on the card
You know, as much of a cheater as he was in season 1 (like everyone else) I think Kaiba is one of the only characters to actually follow the rules, save for a few cards that never made it into print.
I've lost so many great monsters to that damn peanut allergy.
Same. My Exodia had one too, so it was practically unusable.
My Jerry beans man had a bean allergy. Had to explain to my mom why my card spontaneously combusted.
@@Todo776 That's because your a fool you see I was able to let my Jerry Bean know his not a real bean but a jelly bean so he's not destroyed by his bean allergy. WHAT! Jerry Bean attack is dropping how? Wait damn it now that he know he's made of sugar he's giving himself Diabetes!
I’m just picturing, “I SUMMON JERRY BEANS MAN IN AT- Oh sweet jesus he’s combusting!”
Don't any of you have the mystical Pen of eppy? Probably worth a look on card market.
It’s like two brothers, one a teenager and one a child younger than 10, playing Yugioh. The younger brother makes up rules to try winning while the older brother tries to explain why you can’t make up your own rules. Eventually, the older brother gives up and uses the younger brother’s tricks against him, leading to a stalemate that will only end when their mum calls them for dinner.
Very accurate as I have a younger brother and have played a game with him just like this.
Actually, it would end the moment the older brother decides to summon Chuck Norris
Ah yes, childhood.
That's so accurate all the way to the stalemate till dinner LMAOOO ~older brother
So adorable
This gets me realizing two things:
1. Now I see why kaiba was so strict with the rules of the game.
2. This is exactly how the pharaoh used to play.
Except when he summons multiple blue eyes on the same turn lol
@@lindt393 wasn't he possessed or near the pharaoh when he did that?
@@SairinEarthsea kaiba did this during his duel with yugi early on in the series
@@lindt393 No, he didn't. He summoned them one turn at a time and under the Japanese rules at the time there was no tribute summoning so he didn't break that rule either (they added that rule in later to make the game a lot more balanced).
YGO abridged had him summon them all in one turn for humor, but he didnt do that in the original anime lol
@@preyingshark4878 I'm talking about the duel on the roof of pegasus' mansion
"I have a sword that can destroy anything" " Well I have a shield that can block anything"
*Tantrum ensues*
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
I feel like the most logical thing is that the sword that can destroy anything should combine with the shield that can block anything if they clash. That way they both win. The shield stopped the sword from damaging, and the sword transformed the shield, thereby destroying it but not really.
@@ninjaguyYTactually is more simple, the just phase through each other.
@@BlueTwinsyeah, but then the sword would hit it's target so that can't be right
basically Itachi's susanoo
I love how Yugi's "destroy the moon" plan just randomly resurfaces. Like he's so proud that he won with it once, so it's always one of his backup plans.
I thought it was a Dragonball Z reference.
@@PlebNC He does it in his duel against Mako Tsunami during Season 1, using one of his monsters to destroy the (holographic) moon, on the grounds that it would change the tides of the (holographic) ocean and let him win.
Season 1 kind of had a long-distance relationship with logic that way.
Didn’t destroy the moon ended up becoming an actual card too? Guess not just Yugi was proud of that one
@@prkr07 i just love how, despite yugioh having rules and stuff, that the anime just did the most baffling things all the time.
@@tezereth attack the moon yes
"I destroy the moon!"
"There's no moon!"
It killed me
I'm sorry for your loss
@@hamishfox theyre dead. they cant respond
Pure gold!
They need Monster Reborn.
@@chasechute1491 nono theyll be reborn and wont know they made this comment, thus becoming confused and/or aggressivd
For people that actually followed the show...the skit is pretty spot on about how every duel is actually make believe and no one seems to follow the rules.
Yeah the first couple of seasons
Except no. The rules were clearly followed. Pegasus straight up added to them to make them batshit insane for his Tournament for his own amusement.
@@mrbubbles6468Yugi used catapult turtle to shoot a Monster at another monster, destroying its floatation ring so it would crush the monsters standing below that couldn't run away because of swords of revealing light. You telling me Pegasus added this very specific rule to his tournament?
@@mrbubbles6468Duel Monsters the card game wasn't a thing when the first season aired. There were no rules to follow.
Good ol’ season 1 rules: no rules
“I destroy the moon!”
“What moon? There is no moo-“
“FUCK YOU!”
“AHHHH”
this is fucking incredible
"I pissed on the moon"- Dr Eggman
Ha you thought the moon landing was fake.
Imagine believing in the moon.
same energy as buying clothes at soup
That's gotta be my favorite part
@@HellhumperE7ZJI found one
It took him a while but I'm glad Kaiba finally learned the rules of this game.
but of course, he's going to screw the rules because he has one thing that allow him to win his games...
MONEY!
@@TheYarheeguy haha you fool i play the most POWERFUL CARD the *CREDIT CARD*
If Yu-Gi-Oh is anything like MTG then the card is the law no matter what the game rules say the card is the law
@@albertomeda9944 bro im dead 💀
@@Superjukes2 NOOOOO then I must play monster reborn
The funnies part is that Yugi followed along what Kaiba was saying, so it wasn't Yugi making up stuff randomly just to deny Kaiba and win - he actually thinks this is how the game works
I mean that’s basically how Duelist Kingdom DID work. Also, Pharoh can’t exactly go back on the BS rules that HE invented. Kaiba gave up three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Summoning Flute, and Monster Reborn before he adapted and made his own BS rules
It's funny that the part that Yugi objects to is not "your monster has a secret weakness to peanuts that nobody knew about until now" but was "the Lord of D talked to a dragon to make it feel ok to ride" which is WAY less bullshit
@@colmecolwag Well hang on, when did he have enough time for that. We've been watching them on the field the whole time. But we have no way of knowing Gardner's allergies. Therefore, Kaiba is a stupid doodie head, and Yugi wins!
@@tokatstorm9270 I'd also argue that by the time that Lord of D pepped up the BEWD, Big Shield Gardena would have been launched to safety!
Except....
Because you have created an *infinite* number of kuribohs there is no space for the Big Shield to be launched to! He'd only be launched into the back of the kuribohs!
Also launching big Shield Gardena does like no damage he's got like no attack points lol
@@colmecolwag He launched Gardna to a different position on the game mat, preventing gardna from being destroyed. Not to attack. Unfortunately, Blue eyes can fly. And thus followed Gardna to his new map position beyond his wall of kuribohs. It's all very logical stuff here.
“Not higher than the wall of infinite Kuribohs!” Underrated line, and logically sound given that there is an infinite amount of Kuribohs.
Not unless he rides the blue eyes white dragon!
It's actually not logically sound since an infinite wall doesn't necessarily have infinite height.
@@vijayvellaithambi3339 Wouldn't it though?
@@bencarlson4300 Not necessarily. It could be infinitely long but only like 2 meters high. Or it could be infinitely high but only about half a meter wide, in which case they could just go around. Or it could be infinitely long AND infinitely high in which case that does indeed present issues.
@@celestialtree8602 From my recollection of infinity in math, the rules are extremely loose, so it's really up to whoever forms the infinite wall of kuribohs, in which case (I would argue) makes it more likely than not that the infinite wall would be both infinitely tall AND wide since that would be most beneficial to Yugi.
In Battle City, Kaiba played a trap card against Yugi that emmited a sound wave that "prevented Slifer from hearing you call out your attack".
Kaiba was using very SOUND logic.
I see what you did there
Nice pun
yeah but im prety sure that was one card with the actual effect of stoping a monsters attack or stoping the battle phase
Here's my like.
*Now get out*
Lord of D having a heart-to-heart talk with the dragon to overcome his fears while riding his back is so wholesome yet the funniest thing ever
How to help your dragon overcome his fear of physical contact
How to train your dragon psychiatrist edition
@@gameonya9293
*psychotherapist
But yes.
Well the dragon can't hear him because of the infinite Kuribos....so....
@@rogaldorn4759 🤓
As someone who's never played Yu-Gi-Oh, and only watched like 1 episode of the anime, this makes total sense.
As someone who does play yugioh and watched it's many spinoffs... this still makes total sense.
I did both.
Hate both.
MtG is a better card game.
as someone who plays the game a few times a week, yea this is about accurate
@@jqobsidianthegoongod9452 I was gonna say, I think one duel in the anime legitimately comes down to "the card I have keeping you from attacking me is also the only thing keeping one of your monsters from falling on the rest of them and squishing them, because you played them too close together."
I'd kind of love to see a show with actual card game strategy, sideboarding against the opponent, switching between decks every arc, and stuff like that.
@@sethb3090 don't forget after falling onto the monsters that guy somehow loses all of his life points in the process.
I laughed way too hard at “I destroy the moon! F- yooouuu!” Out of nowhere. You got me good!
Not quite out of nowhere. In the very first season, Yugi actually DID destroy the moon, or rather, he ordered his monsters to attack someone's spell card, which was a full moon. Said spell was creating a high tide on the field, buffing aquatic monsters and allowing them to hide from sight.
YuGiOh season 1 was weird and full of bullshit rules.
@Blam320 yeah I love all of season 1s crazy shenanigans! I meant how it comes out of nowhere at the end of the video. Had me deceased 😂
@@blam320 Perfectly enough, it was his own Moon...like that super-weak "give ONE beast 300 ATK&DEF"-equip card...which had no business even staying on the field...
I love how for the split second she appears, Tea is just giving a "WTF are these two doing?" face
You mean Anzu is giving a "WTF are these two doing?" face
@@ricardonb6375no, he means tea
@@2pro351 Okay, if you're a 4Kids mark
@@ricardonb6375 cope
@@ricardonb6375 cope
I liked how they genuinely started having childlike fun with the "new ruleset"
If you can’t beat ‘em
@@sebastiendennis2648 join 'em
Childlike fun with world shattering mystical creatures sounds reslly fun
Infinite power vs Infinite power plus 1 moment
@@Another_El_User With infnite power, comes infinite responsibility.
This is the real way we played Yugioh as kids. We made up stories and whoever had the cooler card won lmao. This is so hilariously relatable and nostalgic
The way Takahashi imagined Yu-Gi-Oh was played. As a sandman oldest game and DnD fusion.
That was how I played rock paper scissors. Except it wasn't just rock paper and scissors.
I dunknow, seems pretty accurate to the pokemon esque bull-sh*t that was the rules back in the duelist kingdom arc...
This was actually close to how the very first duel to ever exist went. Blue-Eyes committed suicide because its loyalty was to Yugi's grandpa. Yugi then promptly used monster reborn on it and won.
Wow that's pretty cool for a kid
Yugi’s “not so fast” and “that’s not all” were so accurate, holy shit
I didn’t think people could still make funny original Yu-Gi-Oh parodies in 2022. Great stuff.
Fun fact: the people writing the show and the people making the card game did not work together, so in the show, a lot of the rules are vastly different from the card game. Or at least they were initially.
In the original yugi 0 he used a revolver to kill the defeated opponents
@@gabri-immortaleone time bro
@@gabri-immortale incorrect, yugi used a lighter to kill him (the guy was pouring whiskey, or some high proof alcohol, and yugi dropped a lit lighting on his hand. when he went to shoot yugi it set off the alcohol and burnt him...well technically he only thought it burnt him, he failed the game because he used a finger other than his trigger finger to kill yugi thus he succumbed to the shadow game)
@@tuseroni6085I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@@zwillscoopchannel9689 it's not, it's like episode 2 or 3 of season 0, the guy was holding up a diner that anzu (tea in the dub) was working at (burger world iirc, i can't remember if miho was working there too)
For those who don't know. Yu GI has really attacked the moon in an episode and it makes as much sense as you would expect.
Destroying the moon, the only weakness of the freaky fish guy
Tbf, the opponent was playing hacks as well, saying things like his monsters can't be attacked because they are underwater or that the amount of space for Yugi's monster shrunk with every turn.
to be fair, that was from the first arc where the cardgame had any significant role in the plot, and do at that point there were still no real rules.
also it was apparently based on a cardgame where that was actually thing that might reasonably happen i guess, dont know for sure, just heard about it.
@@not_avaliable The cardgame had loads of role in the plot. The plot of DK was Pegasus, or a Representative of his, beating Yugi at cards so the Big 5 would gave him control of the company. The Dueling was rather important.
@@Modie I mean Mako did keep summoning Fish which created tidal waves that flooded the land every turn.
The fact that Yugi got scared shi*less because of lord of D giving blue eyes white dragon a therapy session out of all things makes it even funnier.
It was the moment of realisation that Kaiba started to grasp heart of the cards
Lol. Best comment.
Well it is a Japanese show
But it wouldn't make sense since logically, the infinite kuribohs would still make infinite noise.
Fun fact: the match would have ended when the kuribohs started screaming, since a loud enough noise can create a black hole apparently.
That peanut allergy bit got me 😂
This video urged me to finally watch YGO. I was depressed at the time and watching it became a sort of emotional crutch for me. I'm in a better place now, and YGO means a lot to me. Thanks for everything.
No one cares about your sob story
Nice to hear that you are feeling better, keep going, you can do it
I was in a similar place, I also got back into playing, if your interested legacy of the duelest let’s you play through most of the animes best duels
i'm happy u feel better now, phones
Look up ygo abridged
I like how Yugi doubled down and let Kaiba play pretend as well causing them to both create an incredibly more fun game
this isn't Duel Monsters, this is Improv Duel Monsters, which means this is legal
While silly, it is indeed more fun.
let kaiba play pretend? they were just playing
@@gagidoo4757 chances are a lot of this stuff would have been ok in Duel Minster rules, especially before BC
@@mrbubbles6468 BC stands for Bull Crap?
"I destroy the moon!"
"What moon there is no moon?!" Was what broke me. Like, it all was a pleasant smile and building laughter.
Just the fact that this actually happened in the actual anime at one point shows how accurate this video is
Funnier thing is, it probably doesn't exist anymore because Yugi broke it in a previous duel
@@RickyRatte technically speaking all of the things mentioned in the vid happens at one point or another just with different cards
@@adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749 I can't remember the peanut allergy episode
@@RickyRatte well there were never any-peanuts on screen at the same time lord of D was also there
While the logic is fittingly ridiculous, I do like when the holo manifestation of the cards’ abilities enabled creative options and actual tactics you could give orders for. That basically ended after the show’s first arc, though.
This has all the energy of Calvinball and I'm here for it 🤣
That Season One logic was insane. I remember that floating castle just falling because Yugi broke the floatation ring. Like..that’s not how a card game works just cause they were using holograms.
It would have worked even if they weren’t using holograms with the game ruleset as it was at the time in universe
Also when yugi monster attacked the moon so that the water rises
i kinda feel like pegasus had basically "If my machines think the argument makes sense they will allow it to happen."
Duelist Kingdom was written before any actual game existed, so aside from the VERY rough rules that Takahashi wrote out in the first Yugi vs Kaiba duel, it really was just made up on the fly. In the manga, some monsters have % based dodging, it's hilarious.
Ah, Season 1. The days when Duel Monsters was essentially D&D and if it would logically make sense, then it would work
I love how kaiba realizes what yugis getting at and just keeps escalating far past expectations.
Yugi tried to beat kaiba in a battle of autism. Bad move there.
@@Speedracer6 I guess you could say he activated his trap card.
@@Speedracer6 Can you like... not use autism as an insult? This has litterally nothing to do with autism.
@@Laezar1 Autism is when Yugioh.
@@Laezar1 Snowflake
The end with the heart-to-heart talk and Lord of D helping Gardna overcome his fear of heights was the most wholesome ending and Kaiba coming up with that part makes it even more funny AND wholesome! 😂 Loved every second of this! 💜🙏
*fear of physical contact
"I can't hear you" had me dying becuase its the absolute strongest move in this game.
the only counter for the talk no jutsu meta
Imagine a D&D session with these two.
If I'm not mistaken an earlier portion of the manga actually does have Yami Bakura trapping people in a D&D like game and Yugi and his friends end up playing it too.
@@ChouRaiyuki that's in the show too
Heh
@@ChouRaiyuki and then Yami Yugi impaled a guys hand damn
@@digitaldritten It happens before the Death T arc which the DM anime's first episode is based on (Kaiba's kidnapping of Yugi's grandpa and loss to Exhodia); it definitely woudn't be in this show though it might have been in the Toei anime which I haven't seen personally.
Hilariously, so much of this happened during Duelist Kingdom that Kaiba himself began Battle City by making people read and obey the actual Duel Monsters rulebook.
What I'm saying is that this is canon.
Which is funny because this means he gave up the ability to summon his best monsters with zero sacrifices because he thought doing so was a worthy tradeoff to not fall victim to Yugi's plot nonsense powers again.
You know you're right. The joke is even better now.
It wasn’t so much DK wasn’t obaying the rules. They were. Kaiba just imposed his own for Battle City. Probably because he did not want to have to deal with DK bs ever again. He literally wrote his own rules.
@@mrbubbles6468 "Screw the Rules, I'll make my own!"
Oh my God it's my favorite whyte boi
I asked chatgpt to generate the therapy between blue eye and lord of dragon. Here's the therapy. Enjoy.
Lord of Dragons: Hello Blue-Eyes, how are you feeling today?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: I am feeling nervous, Lord of Dragons.
Lord of Dragons: Nervous about what?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: Physical contact. Ever since I was reborn, I have developed a fear of it.
Lord of Dragons: I understand. That can be a difficult thing to overcome. But I am here to help. Can you tell me more about your fear?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: I am afraid that if I allow someone to touch me, I will be hurt or damaged in some way.
Lord of Dragons: That is a common fear, but it's important to understand that physical contact can also bring comfort and security. Let's work on building your trust and confidence in physical touch.
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: How do I do that?
Lord of Dragons: We can start with small steps. Perhaps we can try holding a dragon scale or a feather together and gradually progress to more intimate touch.
Blue-Eyes White Dragon: That sounds manageable. I am willing to try.
Lord of Dragons: Excellent! I am proud of you for taking this step towards overcoming your fear. I have faith in you, Blue-Eyes.
With time and practice, Blue-Eyes learned to trust and feel comfortable with physical contact. They no longer feared it and were able to enjoy the comfort and security that it brings.
Lord of Dragons: Well done, Blue-Eyes. I am proud of your progress. You have overcome your fear and become stronger for it.
Wholesome 10/10
What AI did you use?
@@hudsondeweerd3910 read
@@amazehub3644 ahhhhhh. Thanks.
I love how the fear of harm coming to him from touch makes sense seeing how he was killed presumably by a monster with a physical attack
I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh, but it looks logic-based and I think I'll try it sometime. Thanks for teaching me the rules!
Farfa did a video trying something like this. They used only vanilla monsters and made up effects based on the vanilla text on the card.
Can we appreciate that Yugi at least went back to school in order to learn multiplication?
How else would he apply he solid strategy
Nice
Probably challenged the math teacher to a duel
@@anthonyvillanueva5226 we all know that math is overrated when every answer is Exodia Obliterate.
"Kaiba I am using very sound logic here." Is definitely the best part for sure.
1:24 pure gold
"What moon? There is no moon!" is my fav
@@WolverineAndSloth Same because he already destroyed it 😂
Yu Gi Oh rules are like science in psychatry/psychology, or Icelandic grammar. How do you learn it.
They got better about this in later arcs but yes in the first season especially they also treated dual monsters like a dungeons and dragons type of RPG so that’s why they were allowed to make up weird rules like that.
Ah, so the show got worse, I see.
Lmaoo I laughed harder than I should at this. Literally season one in a nutshell
Years later and I still remember that episode where yugi had his completey normal monster stone Soilder destroy the magic card mystic moon by simply having him just stab it. Like he just decided he can do that and stabbed the fricken moon.
They even turned it into a card, "Attack The Moon!" Is it's name
@@axis8396 And there was an homage of this event in one of the following Yu-gi-oh!
I have not forgotten that moment for all of my life since seeing it.
That's in yugioh zexal we're yuma attacks the sun.
@@jeremiahevans6346 Yup! 😋
"i should have seen that coming..."
"Fortunately, I DID!"
Literally Yu-Gi-Oh's whole plot
True
And Death Note's
"What moon there is no moon?!"
*Intense screaming*
"FUCK YOU!"
I love how in the show kaiba was the one using those kind of rules all the time. The thing that is stuck in my mind is the moment someone couldnt attack kaibas monster, because his monster is flying and the attacker cant reach his monster.
There's a lot of videos where Yugi derails the rules but it's nice to see Kaiba actually doing the same, the peanut allergy was so funny
Moon, what moon?
You might want to check out kaiba screws the rules against yugi.
Yugi's dumb little laugh after he states how he's using sound logic here is the best part of the video
Pure comedic peak
Lol atheist energy
he knows wtf hes doin
1:29
I like how he used his logic against him.
But backfired, causing Kaiba to rage quit
I died when yugi chuckled in the middle of saying he was using logic. And then he said he destroys the moon? Classic!
The anime is basically just everyone playing along with yugi cheating all the time and no one dares to tell him what's going on lmao
You wouldn't want to be sent to the shadow realm, now would you?
@@johnfsenpai exactly hahaha, it's like everyone is just horrified of ruining his fun
Well he is the King of Games. He rules over all games, doesn't mean he knows how to play
You told him.
MIND CRUSH
To spoil the fun the shadow realm was just made up for the American dub. OG they just dead and in the manga….. yea you think it was a horror manga with the amount of death in it.
2:10 hes actually right lord of d is the lord of all dragons so he knows exactly how to help a fearless children dragon to become strong and overcome their fears because lord of d care of every dragon in the world just like jesus
I remember one moment from my childhood playing Yu-Gi-Oh, it was pain in the ass because exactly of situation like this. Where you just start to make up rules in your favor and betting on the dumbness of your opponent. Haja loved it
Rest in peace, the creator of Yugioh, Kazuki Takahashi
Wait he died? That sucks
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 he died of Ligma
Sadly he wasn't reborn nor was he brought back to the land of infinite kuhribos
@@ForWeAreMany who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Rip Kazuki Takahashi.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in ages, but the lord of d having a heart to heart with blue eyes white dragon absolutely killed me
I was already dead when Kaiba said peanut allergy lmfao
Gotta love how Kaiba at some point realized that using 'Logic' is super fun.
I will NEVER forget when kaiba summoned blue eyes ultimate dragon and yugi, in response, summons a zombie elephant, used polymerization to fuse it to KAIBA’S monster, and then goes “because the elephant is a zombie type, your blue eyes ultimate dragon’s body decays” and that shit happens 💀💀💀💀
I love how they're supposedly really good at the game, but still feel the need to explain to each other what each card does 😂😂😂
I mean, to be entirely fair, you probably can’t safely traverse an arena of that size to read your opponent’s card. It’s probably faster to just declare every card’s flavor text.
@@absentcoder4552 isn't that what the screens are for? I know the giant screens of the stationary dual stations aren't a thing anymore, but the Dual Disk has a screen on it.
Although, I guess it'd destroy the flow of the fight if you had to look down every ten seconds to figure out what's on the field..
@@jacobalexander4498 its for the audience.
To be fair, if they were playing like real life pro YGO players, 95% of audience wouldn't understand wtf was just happening. And the battle would end in just a minute.
@@arisa1670 not realistic, do you see how long those fuckers play irl?
This feels like two kids trying to one up each over with super powers
That is exactly the same energy 🤣
Pretty much.
Now all we need is the teacher to tell one of them to play fair.
@@TKG785 the teacher's Konami
@@brunop.8745 oof
Well, they ARE kids.
As someone with a peanut allergy, I've never laughed harder at the big shield gardna dialog exchange.
"I'm sure you know of big shield gardnas peanut allergy"
"HIS WHAT!?"
"And guess what Lord of D had for lunch today"
That's exactly what happens on a tabletop game when the DM doesn't know what he is doing :D
The funniest thing is every since the Duelist Kingdom arc, Kaiba has been following all the rules while Yugi pulls out some sort of BS along with magical cheating in every duel. There are some exceptions but feels like Kaiba and Joey were the only ones really just playing the game lol
even pegasus was like, too bad i made new cards that have new overpowered effects yugiboy
Kaiba had cards that were more powerful than they are in the actual game (compare Card of Demise), and Joey had insane luck.
Just admit it's a Shonen show and move on.
Yugi did much less "cheating" in settings with clearer rules. the rules in Battle City allow for much less nonsense than Duelist Kingdom did.
Didn't Joey make time magician do some off the wall shit that the actually card doesn't actually do?
@@135791max “And it’ll age your harpie ladies”
Kaiba just like
" Screw the rule, let's play like a maniac" 😂😂😂
"AND GUESS WHAT LORD OF D HAD FOR LUNCH TODAY"
*why did that scare me, im not even allergic to nuts*
I love how quickly this went from using actual logic to “Fuck you I do this to counter you.”
This is Season One logic. …And it’s the most sound logic there is.
You think that Duelist Kingdom is as ridiculous as the rules get, but then Virtual World and the Orichalcos show up.
@@cameronlapage7386
Dartz: “My monster’s attack power is now infinity!”
Yami: “Well, my monster has attack power _beyond_ infinity!”
Pre-GX was the best Yugioh
@@JJ_R Valon: This card let's me get a suit of armor and assault a 12-year-old girl! It's also immune to traps for reasons I won't explain.
“Not higher than the wall of infinite kuribohs!” is really taking me out for some reason
I lost it when Kaiba was going 🎶Lalalalalalalalalala🎶 XD
My headcanon is that the real rules of Duel Monsters (as created by Pegasus) were always those of the ancient wizard shadow-games. The rule books and card texts can't explain every possible interaction between all different Egyptian spells and monsters as they actually worked 4000 years ago, so they just tell you the effects that you can normally expect from each card.
But Yami was there and played the real thing, so he knows all the secret obscure stuff that Kuriboh or Catapult Turtle or Dark Magician can _actually_ do. He is literally playing a different game with a secret ruleset that supersedes the one everybody else thought applied.
I love this! This makes things a lot more interesting! Makes sense too. Was this your own idea or did u get it from somewhere else?
as cool as that idea is, wasn't his memory of his life in egypt erased?
@@digitaldritten I guess. But that can be hand-waved in any number of ways. Like, he only forgot some things. Or he doesn't remember the ancient card-interactions but finds them anyway because they exist and he has a supernatural ability to win at games.
Well, that's not exactly playing in good faith, is it? Arguably he's just cheating, at the very least the game is not fair. Why take pride in winning an unfair game?
This makes sense, as every new villain who came later seemed to know card secrets or rules even Yami was unaware of which unlocked his memories throughout the series even further
Remember when Yugi used Polymerization to fuse that skeleton mammoth with magic arrow and used it to melt Kaiba's Blue-eyes Ultimate Dragon? It was truly one of the moments in history.
“Its called cheating. Deal with it.”
Is that the fight that Kaiba won by standing on a ledge so that if he lost the Shockwave would send him plummeting to his doom, thus causing Yugi to forfeit?
@@RorikH Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba! I always dreamed this day would come.
Thank God they didn't play by the card game rules. Imagine how lame the show would have been
@@brettt141 not as lame as introducing something like Exodia in general, but also then throwing it away after it showed up once.
"I DESTROY THE MOON~!" had me dead LMFAO 2:10
"THATS BULLSHIT! THATS NOT EVEN FAIR I CANT DO ANYTHING!"
me playing master duel
This is literally just an actual interaction between two children playing a game of Yugioh.
What do you mean? This is a legit interaction between yugi and seto, i don't recall what duel it is but it is true
my favorite was how he used summon skull with mekiru (however you spell it) and it conducted lightning from summoned skull through the water to electrocute something. The TCG had to literally redesign summoned skull twice just to make it go along with Atem's narrative
Ah yes another yugi shianigan😂
(Basically every MC on Yu-Gi-Oh do that to force enemy to lose with nonsense plot ARMOR)
It's because the anime follows the manga, and in the manga they use the actual card game that the real life card game is based off.
"What moon? There is no moon!" Is perhaps the funniest line in this video
“I should’ve seen that coming! Fortunately I did!”
😂😂😂😂😂
Ah, Pegasus's Duelist Kingdom era, where you cannot attack a monster because it's too damn dark, or the monster is underwater and fowarding time actually aged your monster.
This is the most realistic representation of my friends and me playing Yu-Gi-Oh! as kids.
We had literaly no idea what we were doing 90% of the time. And the other 10% we got completely wrong.
But it was a ton of fun, so there's that. XD
Hahahaha i was like what with the other 10% the end makes it even better. Just 0% accuracy in this game xD
I remember that we played all the games we had in elementary school exactly like that. We just made up our own rules and it was fun. And when then someone came and knew the real rules, we still liked our own rules more. xD
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I have found that simply "loving myself" (inner-child) is a powerful tool against most types of social-dependency/vulnerability.
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'ESFJ', 'ESFP', ISFP and ISFJ are a pathogen to humanity, and 'then' Cluster-B (depending on they neuro-personality).
THEIR "FEELINGS 'IS' THEIR REALITY", THEY ALSO HAVE A MALICIOUS-MIND BY DEFAULT (excluding normal ISFJ). DESPITE HAVING MALICIOUS INTENT THEY ARE ALL EMOTIONALLY-WEAK AND PRONE TO COVERT/VULNERABLE-NARCISSISM.
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Also... To intelligent readers (who do 'not’ have a ‘pathological disregard for rationality and reality').
I recommend researching 'narcissistic personality disorder' (NPD) / 'cluster-B'; and know that they are the 'root of all evil' (especially 'ESFJ/ESTJ-narcissist'; Myers-Briggs reference, look it up)!
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They are extremely 'manipulative' and often use 'looking pretty' to distract others from the witch's mind-games / mind-r@pe, e.g. gaslighting, playing the victim/damsel in distress, creating "flying-monkeys", and 'bribing' others (with money or BJ) to attack, or at times, kill someone for her. When caught, she will use her minions as scapegoats. European ESFJ are notorious for this especially in a racist context, e.g. Emmett Till.
xSFP and ISFJ (2W1) are the most complicit, narcissistic-enablers. ISFP also tend to be 'oblivious-codependents' (look up the definition). Like ESFJ, XSFP's "feelings 'is' their reality." Most are covert/vulnerable-narcissists.
ISFJ often perceive things only on the surface level (even by sensor standards), are suckers for a “pretty face", and their neuro-psychology makes them the ideal narcissitic-codependent and pawn to the ESFJ (blind-loyalty, surface level perception, susceptibility to covert-narcissism). Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet.
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"I'm using very sound logic here Kaiba"
No no, he's got a point
I love that Yugi gets so mad he pulls a Piccolo.
This is literal art. The best part is that it if they didn't sigh you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and the anime.
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Yes, it's exactly similar.
“I summon Yugi and attack your lifepoints directly.”
“That’s not real.”
*a kick to the face*
Wait; you cannot attack on your first turn!
@@srexzangetsu6554 "Okay."
*Little Yugi punches Kaiba in the face*
Little Yugi with balled fists: You wanna go Dragon Boy?
The best part about this, is this would legitimately be sound logic using the ancient Egyptian rules😂😂😂
"Pew!"
"What kind of gun is that?"
"Laser gun, it's unstoppable"
Big Shield Gardna having a peanut allergy is a bigger twist than M Night Shyamalan could ever come up with.
what a twist
Is somehow has the exact same vibes as the autopsy report being outdated
Plot twist: The reason Big Shield Gardna always switches to attack mode after he is attacked while in defense mode is because the front of his shield is brown...and peanuts are brown...and therefore Gardna is indirectly affected via his peanut allergy!
The winner of this version of Yu-Gi-Oh always came down to who had the best imagination
As any game should be
Imagination will become your power.
- The other tcg
I really like how you chose a still during the peak of their pettiness of tea just facepalming herself.
Her real name's Anzu
Yugi:YOU CANT DO THAT
Kaiba:YUH HUH
Yugi:NUH UH
“I destroy the moon”
“There is no moon”
10/10 logic you nailed the children in a imaginary fight style
That's because it was in a diffrent duel.
This is absolutely how every child played the game.
Also, great use of the original soundtrack. I don't care how many people have seen the Japanese version, the ost is still underrated.
It also used the Dub Soundtrack too with Kaiba's theme.
not as underrated as season 0 and its ost....
I remember using the Labyrinth wall card against friends and them saying they can smash through the walls because their card is stronger.
@@PKSkyler season 0 is intense. And a lot more mature than Duel Monsters.
Yugi, king of the playground meta. Won all his best duels at his friend's house on the weekends.
As a junior high school, I genuinely played against a friend who was also a junior, and I was genuinely Kaiba and my friend was yugi, just making shit up as he went along based on how he interpreted the cards with his logic even as I tried to explain to him multiple multiple times how the game *actually* worked.
This reminds me of that variant of chess in which both players can make any rule they want as the game goes, as long as they can justify it enough.
The king established a democracy and parliament so the kingdom can survive without him. My pawns impregnated a different pawn increasing the number of pawns
Oh, the amount of fun I had playing such games.
@@daraghokane4236 ok the parliment is the pawns because of the separation of church and state and the militsry cant run the government so knights towers and bishops are not counted towards winning furthermore impregnant pawns cant move or attack for 100 turns while there pregnant they need there bedrest
He makes the opposing king heir to his kingdom so when the king is defeated, the player takes the other king.
@@kellynolen498 no I have heard stories of women working while pregnant and after might harm the baby but king isn't going to care
You know it's bad when Kaiba points out you're violating official rules
Didn't Kaiba get so fed up with people other than him screwing the rules that he made a card game school to force people to learn the rules?
@@davidhong1934 Yeah but it only taught them how to typecast their decks and turn their cliques into cults. And when their best student graduated he got beaten so many times he developed a masochistic kink.
Kiba "screw the ruels! I have money"
Also Kiba "screw the money! I have ruels"
"you can't do that"
"Well, I did"
How the turn tables
Remember the series. When Yugi uses Kaiba's Dragon Summoning Flute to summon a dragon from his hand.
yu gi oh made my childhood so it's quite hilarious how they're portrayed as in this video lmao
RIP Kazuki. You will be remembered.
I was barely conscious of Yu-Gi-Oh even existing when I was younger but this had me laughing hysterically by the end.
That's how you know someone's a good comedian.
This feels like that one time I was playing with 2 friends in a 1v1v1 and we devolved into activating cards but giving them random effects instead of what was on the card
This is literally how my younger friends play yu gi oh
I kinda miss them
I love how tea is just standing there embarrassed in the lack of a female voice actor
I didn't see her.
@@TRafael82 her name's not Tea it's Anzu
@@ricardonb6375 in Season 0 right?
Kaiba saying that you can't just make stuff up as you go along is so IRONIC
The difference is that Kaiba is the ceo/owns the game so in away HE is allowed to make up the rules.
@@shadowdahuman Illusion Industries is the one who made the game and prints all the cards for it (until GX.) Not Kaiba Corp.
@@shadowdahuman Actually it's pegasus that owns the game Kaiba just makes the hologram technology.
@@evanmontgomery3062 Actually the ancient Egyptians made the game, Pegasus just modernized it
You know, as much of a cheater as he was in season 1 (like everyone else) I think Kaiba is one of the only characters to actually follow the rules, save for a few cards that never made it into print.