The Bizarre World of Pointlessly Gendered Products
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- there's a lot of pointlessly gendered products out there for some reason. this week i talk about them and also try a few of them out! enjoy :)
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I had a maternity nurse tell me about how she'd hear family in the delivery room react to a newborn boy crying by saying stuff like he had strong lungs and react to a newborn girl crying by saying "she's going to be a bitch". I couldn't stop thinking about it for days. It still haunts me.
that’s terrifying ngl
i'm sorry??? to newborn infants??? what the hell and fuck
That's awful. Damn.
That's so horrible, especially since newborn babies crying is a good sign
genuinely disturbed by this. what the fuck
as a sephora worker, the amount of times I get male customers that come in asking if we have ‘mens skincare’ products as if we all dont have skin concerns
I like to specifically ask for "beard-safe" skincare products because some products will dry it out or make the hair brittle and that's not fun
@@S4int__ its more helpful when things like that are specified so thank you
I just hate when they think skin care is just for women or they think it’s “gay” to use💀 Skin care is meant for all genders not just for one 😭 sometimes men are too much bro
@@Kvvthyz Literally, like we ALL have skin. There’s no such thing as eye-care (ie. eye drops) for men/women so why would skincare be any different?
"do y'all have men's sunscreen? if not, i'm not buying" my brother in christ you're gonna get skin cancer just to keep being a bigot? .... actually, don't buy it. we only have girls sunscreen.
I’m a girl and I’ll never forget the time my mom visited me and asked why I used Aquafresh toothpaste, because “that’s a boy’s brand of toothpaste.” I was dying laughing trying to figure out her reasoning for gendering toothpaste.
I've never in my life heard of gendered toothpaste omg this is incredible😂
@@RealElongatedMuskrat it was a truly unforgettable moment 😂😂
For real even when I use men's deodorant, my mom hates it like bruh it does the same thing. I liked it because I prefer minty scents
Honestly only Toothpaste and a few other things don’t need to be split between men and women. But soap is the only thing that needs to be split. Not many man want to smell like a girl.
@@AVSCOUNTRY2024 how tf do you smell like a girl
When my nephew was born, my sister bought clothing in gender neutral colors, sometimes even buying things specifically for girls, because a baby won't give a heck what color it's wearing or if a shirt's covered in daisies. His toys have consistently been a mix of Legos, baby dolls, toy kitchen stuff, plastic dinosaurs, and Matchbox cars. She and her husband try to instill in him a sense that girls are just the same as him, and hopefully he doesn't fall into the same issues other boys his age might, now that he's in school.
I did the same with both of my girls. They both went through a princess phase and we both blame my husband, who loves sparkly stuff 😂
I still say, you haven't lived until you've been roared at by a princess dinosaur ❤❤
@@UnicornsPoopRainbows I totally need to meet a princess dinosaur
Your sister is cool as hell!
this gives me hope
I will say tho, that ppl, especially kids, tend to mimic the behavior of their peers, so he might still experience some of those problems
i’ll never forget my mom buying pens for women so the guys she worked with would stop stealing her pens. they wouldn’t touch the pink 😭
At some point, this becomes a challenge to see how far you can push a man before he gives up on avoiding pink
@@mrfrogkingg slowly colouring their everyday objects pink until they give up
thats honestly so sad
are men ok
jk, we know they're not
Now I do the same with a rainbow 🌈 tape😂 they don't even walk in front of my pencils
i actually did get my dad a pink shirt last christmas and he said “it looks great on me but i have to return it, my coworkers will bully me.” i convinced him to wear it to work just once, and you know what? nobody said a THING. he didn’t even get a funny look. he was totally fucking floored. it’s almost like all of these rules about gender are completely arbitrary and all they do is keep people from realizing their full potential!
men are the leading party in being great at dragging down other men
Yup 👍
I remember in high school when all of those "real men wear pink" pink shirts were coming out and literally nobody cared and all the guys wearing them would keep being like "hey maaan, look at my shirt! It's so funny right?" because that was the only way to get anyone to even notice the shirt
same lmao except my dad is color blind
@@qwertydog9795 mine too!
My mom worked in a machine shop and she bought pink tools. Anything that wasn't already pink she colored or put pink tape over. Worked like a charm to keep her tools from being stolen cause none of the men would use anything with pink on it lmao
that reminds me of a post I probably read on tumblr, where a guy who worked with forklifts put a hello kitty sticker on the forklift that worked the best and had the smoothest steering etc, just so he could always ride it bc his male colleagues wouldn't be caught dead riding the hello kitty forklift LMAO
@@sugasnaps i wanna ride the hello kitty forklife i wish i was forklife certified :(
@@sugasnaps
Nice trick!
Just goes to show the extent of the mental problem....
Men pretend they are so logical and strong: yet their masculinity is SO FRAGILE.
Also "men moar logical than wamyn" is just another myth that wont F die!
People are people: we have clueless ones on all sides.... DUH.
As do I
woman at work has a pink power drill. It looks awesome, I want it!!
14:33 so I have a fun story. One time the septic tank at my old workplace had to be pumped because the plumbing went to shit (no pun intended) and people were like “it’s probably cuz you ladies don’t know not to flush ur tampons down the shitter, blah blah blah”. Guess what they found? Dude wipes. A literal fuckton of Dude Wipes. So then a woman who worked in the office sent out an email that was like “all men need to stop flushing their baby wipes down the toilet” it was so fucking funny
that’s golden haha
The number of times my mom, sister, and I were reminded not to flush tampons...my mom didn't even have a uterus for the second half of her life!! She just rolled her eyes. You couldn't even flush toilet paper at my grandma's house, my grandpa had done the plumbing and used too narrow pipes 🙄
Wipes literally have warnings printed on them to not flush
@@Cr3Ek_l0v3R except they often don't. They will say they are "flushable wipes" even though no such thing really exists and they exploit there being no standards or regulations. The only flushables are excrement, and toilet paper
My favorite gendered item I've ever found in the wild was a sparkly pepper spray at staples labeled "so cute, it hurts!"
BASED! 🤣
that ones good actually lmfao
Did it have glitter? Asking for a friend
I love that
its not a want, its a need.
Came back to this video just to warn everyone: I am a woman and I used men's deodorant once and first my armpits melted because it was too powerful and manly for my dainty skin and then I turned into a military battle tank. I lost my job, my life is ruined, my family has rejected me. Don't make the same mistake.
I used a woman deodorant but once i sprayed it the daintiness and femininity stuck to my skin and took away my flesh. I later learned how to control this femininity and later moved out of the Mediterraneans to enroll in a horse race around america
Thank you for telling us your stories. im a women and i used men's shampoo and the shampoo penetrated my large lady pores and it seeped into my brain and melted it. Never again...
this is my favourite comment ever
im a trans guy and when i started using mens deoderant i grew fifty penises. they have now covered the entirety of my body. tbh very gender affirming but i miss having a face. be careful out there!!!!!!
Shit, I buy boy deodorant cos it's cheaper, but I wouldn't mind becoming a military tank tbh, at least u won't have to deal with ridiculous gender ideals anymore ❤
I’ve been a girl who always loved pink and hyper-feminine things, but some products made for women, especially hygiene, do the opposite of help clean. The one’s that “relieves feminine odor” actually harm women’s ph balance and possibly make the problem worse.
THISSSS OMG YEAH- they advertise it and it’s not even good for that area!!! Just use warm water!! 😭😭
LMAOOO “FEMININE ODOR” 💀💀💀 PLEASEEE THAT SOUNDS LIKE WE’RE A DIFFERENT SPECIES
YESSS.I’ve been saying this forever that you’re not supposed to use soap. The vagina is a self cleaning organ. Just use warm water.
@@juliabrown39LMAOOOO FR.
@@juliabrown39it’s another thing made to make women feel nasty. Body hair? Normal on men, nasty on women. Makeup? Men can’t wear that, but women have to wear it or they’re not fixed up enough, they’re not putting in enough effort. Normal bodily scents? Disgusting, apparently.
Back in high school, I did a project on gender assumption on Lego toys... it is disappointing to see how "categorizing" is built into people's subconsciousness. Lego for "boys" had soooo many different occupations and adventures while the "girls" Lego toys included shopping, chores, and vacations only...
Damnn😭😭😭
Lego battered wife syndrome sounds like it would go hard
Sad thing is Lego didn’t originally used to be gendered, but about three decades ago they tried to “appeal” to try and have like dollhouses and stuff. But apparently they’re trying to remove the gender bias again so that’s cool.
I was the first to break the tradition of only receiving Lego Friends bricks and no other bricks. After I had a lego ninjago phase, my sister got lego city bricks for her birthday :3
Bro I LOVED ninjago growing up, and that wad before I realised I was nb, but I also loved Lego Elves and Chima, my 'mother' had intense whiplash about it and I never realised why until later bro 😭
They should release the "healthy way of dealing with feelings and emotions FOR MEN" 🤯
fr, we need therapy FOR MEN!!! 😤😡😈
Jesus Christ we’re going to end up feminine in pant suits married to feminines in dresses and still fighting about made up shit
Naah, you'd have to call it "Beat up your mental health problems" or "How to deal with MANLY feelings and TOUGH emotions like an ALPHA MALE"
THERES A BILLBOARD NEAR WHERE I LIVE THAT ADVERTISES "therapy for MEN" "duck tape cant fix your mental health" ITS SO FUNNY 😭😭
This made me giggle a bit
Edit: I went back to this comment read the replies and laughed harder
The fact that women have been using "war paint" as a euphemism for makeup for years but suddenly men claim it's a brand new perspective on makeup...
@@christopherbrown5409the men in the video silly
@@christopherbrown5409 Might be a good idea to wath the video before commenting
nahhhh war paint comes from Native Warriors , no one should be saying it as a joke or euphemism for anything. it's not taken lightly because it was literally used for war. it's not something women (especially non native women) created, they literally stole the saying/meaning and made a joke out of it. i'm sick of Native history being overlooked/forgotten and not defended.
@stink lol Variations of war paint have been used all over the world in different cultures for thousands of years. Yes, Natives used it, but many other cultures did too.
@@stinklol7474 so many cultures wore war paint what.
My son passed away in the NICU at 11 days old last year and the nurses apologized to me because the only resting gown available had pastel rainbow hearts and they were out of the ones with baseballs for "boys".... I had picked out so many rainbow things for him and zero sports things, and I would have picked the rainbow hearts anyway if I'd been given a choice. It's so weird to say rainbows are for girls and to even apologize for it. 🤔
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you are doing better.
I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure he was absolutely adored for his time on Earth and continues to live on in your heart. I’m glad the rainbow gown was available for him.
I'm sorry for your loss. 🌈 Rainbows are for everyone.
I'm so sorry for your loss ❤️
im so sorry for your loss that's ridiculous that they'd even apologize for the rainbows and not the event itself 😭?
0:50 this video is older, but i was reminded of it when i went to the philly international airport recently.
i'm non-binary, and fairly neutral, so i went into the women's bathroom, saw the line, and decided to try the men's room.
it was mostly empty, but it was also one of the most repulsive places i've ever been. there was shit smeared across the floor and toilet paper on the walls.
never going in a men's room again if i can avoid it.
eww shit across the floor?
@@kxshgonemad yup. from one spot in a toilet stall to the center of the room.
i don't even want to know how it happened, honestly.
@@tobers_is_lost UGHHH
I think half the problem is bc you were in Philly 😅
@@TressaTravels trueeee 😂
As a woman who worked as a mechanic for years it was one of the most annoying things in the world to see tools marketed towards women that were actually more expensive because they were pink and sometimes they weren't even high quality. Since I was the only woman mechanic in most of the shops that I ever worked in, the only real advantage to having pink tools in the shop would be that everyone would know who the tool belonged to. Of course, I could accomplish this task by just carving my name in my tools or painting them whatever the hell color I wanted. When I got my big toolbox for the shop, all the men expected me to get a pink one but my favorite color was orange so I got the biggest and brightest orange toolbox that I could find. Tools are for all genders.
Tools is an important part of human history too. They've existed since prehistoric times. They're species specific not gender specific. We designed them for our own survival originally too so that's just fucking weird to put a pink tax on it.
this, i was looking for this. I'm a butcher and even the differences in ppe gear is insane. My coworker's apron is shorter, thinner, starts at the chest rather than covering it, the gumboots are flimsy and end at the mid calve when it really should end just below your knee if you don't want to drench your pants every day. Trying to get her a mesh glove was such a pain because 'they don't make that for women, it won't be in your size' said the office. As if there's never been a woman in the meat processing industry, like she's the very first one and we're somehow writing history. It's a joke, really, the trade is suffering enough and they push literally half of the population out of the job because woman no hands - no glove.
My mother was a Harley mechanic for years and to this day, dudes still assume she doesnt know what she's talking about when it comes to motorcycles. It's insane.
@@Snake3417 The funny thing about it is that pink being a girl colour is a *super* recent modern invention. Theres literally a wikipedia article about it, they have examples as recent as the 1930s of people saying things like "traditionally, boys wore pink and girls wore blue, but in some parts of the US its starting to switch."
edit: ok i actually watched the video and realized he talks about this my b
@@sidneytheapprenticeI noticed that also in certain parts of healthcare, such as EMS, where even getting the necessary boots and tactical pants are a nightmare for women
i had a girls bible as a kid and i hated it. it was weird, objectified women, and told girls how to behave. it said stuff talking about women like “her thighs were lined with lilies” and told me to pretty much not show my feelings or emotions because saying my opinion was disobedient and would disappoint god. it also tried to hide that sex was a real thing but saying only boys and girls can be together at the same time💀
sounds like the average experience growing up as a girl in a religious family
so... just like the real bible...
That is revolting oml
That sucks. My girl Bible just had modern day stories interspersed of women and girls talking about how a passage from the Bible helped them. I can see I got out lucky
My religious school did a separate course that was just religious studies but for girls and it was essentially how to be a pious wife to your future husband backed by out of context religious quotes. Being obedient and submissive to your husband, household chores, child bearing and being a firm with your religion. We were like 10-11yrs old and no they boys had nothing like this. They were either outside playing basketball or it would be general free time for them
I like how the men’s laundry detergent sheets have to say they’re “manlier” instead of admitting they’re being eco friendly
Yeah that's so pathetic. Caring about the planet is so gay apparently. 🙄
@@caseyw.6550homies, is it gay to prefer to not further the impending destruction of our only habitable space orb?
I never knew these existed but it seems like something you have to go out of your way to buy
@@SolaceMcfly Sadly a lot of eco friendly products are. I have to order my laundry detergent sheets online but I have a subscription so they send them to me automatically.
@@SolaceMcfly Or just be on the internet. There are plenty of ads. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not real.
1:04 “gender in genderal” WHY HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THIS
I didn't even notice that lol
idk what that means tbh
have you ever read the webcomic "Homestuck?"
@@ToasterOfToastinghow has homestuck consistently appeared everywhere else once i finish reading it
i’ve watched this vid so many times and i just noticed this too 😭😭
He didn't even cover the "Pink Tax," which I highly suggest looking up! As a non-denominational Christian, there's a huge toxic pressure put on girls in purity culture as well. Boys are encouraged to start families and all I was ever told as a girl was that I was going to marry a man and have kids...that's it. Makeup was also worn by men first as well! Thx for the accurate vid Kurtis ❤
Eh makeup was first worn by both genders at the same time tens or even hundreds of thousands of years before written history when we were still hunter gatherers as part of ceremony or practical needs, and throughout time has continued to be worn by both genders even to this day, although a stigma of males wearing it came about in the 19th century with the rise of the cosmetic industry as part of the Industrial Revolution, but don’t let this fool you as men in powerful and influential positions all around the world still routinely wear makeup, it’s just not vocally stated, again due to this relatively recent stigma.
That pink dulcolax thing he showed was a dollar more expensive than the other one. Like everything is designed so that women would be encouraged to spend and to have less money of their own overall.
in the picture of the stool softeners the ducloease pink is a buck more
High heels were also worn by men first, and caring about fashion used to be "a men's thing".
You're non-denominational and fundie? How?
I remember when I was a kid at barns and noble there were gendered BIBLES, like one said “the Bible for knights” and was blue with a sword on it, and one said “the Bible for princesses”with a pink crown on top. I remember even my 8 year-old self so confused how the literal BIBLE needed gendering for children, and why I couldn’t be a knight
20:10 you might like this
LMAO I HAVE THE BIBLE FOR PRINCESSES- it’s just a normal Bible but pink- but it’s still weird lol. It’s also funnier because I am very trans now lmao-
That specific example is definitely weird af, but I actually got a kind of "Bible for women" once and it focuses more on the women of the Bible - Esther, Ruth, Jael, Sarah, so on. It can be helpful if you think the Bible is only about dudes walking around talking about heaven, because a woman-focused Bible would have more interpretations that are favorable to women and also the always great highlight of the story about a woman stabbing a guy in the head with a tent spike (Jael!).
@@FrenkTheJoy I think then that would be more “woman of the Bible” rather then “Bible for women” because even that shouldn’t be gendered.
not surprising honestly, Christianity is big on gender roles (though more progressive churches do make an effort to move away from that) so it really only makes sense that they try to instill it young.
More fundamentalist churches will go so far as to separate boys and girls for separate, gendered lessons.
My parents had it figured out, they just had their 3 kids pick a color one time and that was our color forever. It eliminated a lot of fights, it gave us a sense of individuality, it saved my parents money to be able to just buy all of us the same items in different colors, it was a gender neutral way of color coding their kids, and it helped them keep track of us and our stuff anywhere we went. Lost your kids in a snowstorm? Just look for the yellow, pink and blue scarves and you've found them.
Omg same!! My parents did the exact same with exactly those colors lmao
@@liablau omg haha must be something about the ease of using primary colors
my parents did the same thing, i was always blue and my sibling was green
Ahh same here! Mine was green, my little brother had pink and my little sister had red. It made everything so easy.
When did you pick?
13:47 when i was a kid i had a book in beautiful black and pink called something like "a girl's guide to everything" and it had a lengthy section on occult practises
Slay
I had a Harley/Marlboro guide for men, truly can't remember anything.
every girl ive ever met has gone through this phase
As someone born female, I love occult practices 😜🥰🥰🥰
Ah yes, the phase every girl ever goes through where they tap into their latent pagan roots and become witches for a lil bit. Some never leave that phase, just like how some never stop being goth, but it's a fun time no matter how long it lasts.
Anyway, see you gals at the devil's sacrament! I'm bringing the chips and guac this time :3
The only “girl” book I ever needed was “The Care and Keeping of You.” It taught me to wear deodorant and had a diagram of how to use a tampon.
That book has influenced so many people haha. I’ve passed mine down to my nieces and it continues to get passed down.
I wish I'd had that or something like it.
same!
saaame
the only Bible for girls
Calling a woman a "b*tch" implies she's too aggressive, calling a man a "b*tch" implies he's not aggressive enough. That's stupid.
Cause either way, being called too much of a woman is an insult! /s🙄
it is stupid but at the same time with that logic I suppose it kind of does? the logic itself is ridiculous though lol
@@papajohn5279 bro, look, i get what you’re saying but I’ve been waiting for my pizza like 40 minutes now
@@AsteroSlothI think you get the pizza for free now
@@papajohn5279true but why is a female dog “aggressive/over-dominating” if you already said it’s “proven” male dogs are more “bold and brave”? Should they not be called male dogs as more of an insult or- and why are we praising men for being male dogs?
Boy Bible: “Noah’s arc was gross! 🤢 💩”
Girl Bible: “Imagine living on Noah’s arc with all the cute wittle animals 🥹😍”
Not even, the girls Bible is always about imagining that you were a woman who is sold to a man and will never see her family again!😂 or that you were some sinful devil, woman, and how you would repent.
@@jacforswear18 I think you missed the whole video
@@jacforswear18also, if you look back at the only home you have ever known because god is destroying it in an awesome light show, you get turned into a pillar of salt and also remembered as “Lot’s Wife” oof
@@kvakq i think you didn't read the book lol
@@zogwort1522 well there’s garlic bread on the boat and also super garlic bread if they’re really into it
A very distinct childhood memory I have is cackling over a men's shampoo commercial with my cousin. The tagline was "Beer shampoo, for the Manly Man." A decade later and it's still golden.
I work retail in fashion and we sell a lot of neutral baby clothes, pastels, brown, green, yellow, grey (sad beige as they say) but at the register, sometimes it gives off specifics when scanned. Like it'll say "nightime bodysuit" or "stretchy rompers". One day this elderly couple bought a little white fuzzy bodysuit with a bear on it, and it scanned as "girl's bodysuit". The HORROR on their faces. They looked at eachother and then asked me if that was an error, if it was also designed for boys, and more importantly "is it masculine enough?" I had to reassure them it was completely neutral, the most important thing was the materials etc. they sat there thinking for 5minutes, then decided not to take it. It honestly made me sad to know they were so indoctrinated in this ridiculous gender separation, that they couldn't buy a 4€ onesie that would get filled with shit regardless of what colour it was.
oh my god that last sentence made me shit my pants (not clickbait)
It’s so goofy cause like, babies hardly have any build differences from one another either. It’s not like the outfit wouldn’t fit him, and it’s literally just a little bear thing. The idea that someone would be worried that the “bear is too feminine for their grandson” is very ironic
My sister is having a baby and it was honestly so annoying hearing her talk about how she wants to decorate a room this way and that way and buy these different clothes but then stopping herself saying "but what if it's a girl/boy?" As if it mattered at all. She wanted to have a room with an underwater theme, now that they've found out it's a boy her boyfriend is saying "isn't that a bit girly?" ?????? THE OCEAN? WHAT 😭
Sorry for commenting again but it annoys me beyond belief, when I have a kid I'll literally dress it up in whatever I think is cute, and then when it grows up and can pick out its own clothes, in whatever the kid wants. I saw a lovely video online once of a young boy, maybe 7 years old, skipping around being SO overjoyed wearing a skirt and it made me tear up how happy he was, and also made me so upset when I looked at all the comments :(
@@_malo_martThe ocean is litterally blue🤦🏻. Maybe if it had pink marmaids it would be girly
as a women i hate the gendered products when it’s unnecessary. one thing that he left out is the pink tax and that often times women’s products are more expensive just because they are pink. that is something important i encourage everybody to learn about. great video tho
Yep. And there’s also weirdly sexual infant clothing- it’s fucking gross 🤢
But yea- stuff like pads and tampons are expensive for no good reason other then men wanting to make money :,)
@@MxJeseka he is not great with research. hes literally an unfunny white man that never acknowledges nuance
I am a 31 year old man and I shave my face with Venus tm
@@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper those are the best for sensitive skin fr
@@Coffeeisnecessarynowpeppernice to see you crossing the barrier (they’re great razors, I don’t blame you at all lmao) but I’m not sure this thread was the best place for you to share lol
As a women i can confirm we do not poop it is quite concerning and we are scared
Yeah. We just vomit everything or have it come out our period blood/j
yeah, my last molting procedure to extrapolate the feces was really expensive, I'm starting to get really pissed at this sexism when it comes to shitting
That's why we need the laxogirl thing pink pills JAJAJ
we’re like the titans from attack on titan
For the laxatives, I think the dosage might be smaller for either of the sexes. If that's the case, fair enough.
Edit: context mistakes
Female shampoo: feel the soft and delicate flower fragrance🌸✨️
Male shampoo: 7 IN ONE WW2 GODZILLA ASS SHAMPOO😤🤬
"Gender? I hardly know... them?" Is genuinely the only funny joke I've ever heard in that format. Good job, Kurtis.
He's one of like 3 white dudes I would trust to treat this topic correctly lol
300th times the charm!
this is a really funny comment because kurtis makes those jokes constantly
@@gnocchidokeyironic considering that makes you racist trash
@@gnocchidokeywho are the other two? Danny gooden/drew Gonzalez and Ryan Reynolds? Maybe Danny DeVito?
the way this video came out the day after i had to suffer a “pink is only for girls or gay men” joke at a wedding… thanks kurtis
Ewww, I’m so sorry. That’s awful
whoever made that comment must have forgot about the men's metrosexual trend and the men's pink fashion movement between 2003 - 2007.
that makes me cringeeee it must’ve been so awkward..or was that room filled with other dummies like that?
@@MilkintheMicrowaverits you!
ouch
i think what’s also super scary when it comes to gendering baby clothes is that a lot of the girls clothes have slogans that sexualise them and their bodies which is insane because they are INFANTS WTF
Oh it's not just the girls' clothes, it's also the baby boys' ones, with great quotes such as "Lock up your daughters", "Mr. Steal your girl", "Future heartbreaker", "Playboy in training", etc.
ikr!! I literally saw a baby onesie for girls that said “does this diaper make my butt look big?” 😨😨
Ugh I have a 5 month old and I hate shit like that!
@@EllawoodBluesI read that as ‘I am five months’ was very caught off guard
@@copyrightstrike6949*I AM 5 MONTHS*
24:02 (i'm bi & was raised religious, so i like knowing) the original bible actually didn't mention being gay. during translation, there was a mix up. it was supposed to say "man shall not lie with a boy", as in no pedophilia, but was translated incorrectly to "man shall not lie with man". by the time the mistake was caught, it was already too late😔👎
Well you are ignoring:
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Jude 1:7
Romans 1:26-28
Genesis 2:24
Mark 10:6-9
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
1 Timothy 1:8-11
1 Corinthians 7:2
Romans 1:27
Hebrews 13:1-5
The exact translation of Leviticus 18:22 is
Hebrew:w’eth-zäkhār lö’ tiškav miškevē ‘iššâ
Literal Translation:With (a) male you shall not lie (the) lyings of a woman. (An) abomination is that.[2]
NRSV Translation:You shall not lie with a male as with a woman, it is an abomination.
So keep trying to pretend that the Bible approves gay sex. It doesn’t
@@SethZ22in the times the bible was written it was very common for men to sleep with other men to show dominance. Men slept with slaves etc. While having a wife and did that openly cuz it made you more manly as long as you were the top
@@SethZ22 if i look any of these up theyre gonna be completely unrelated
@@ogsculee they arent
The biggest barrier to women entering the stem field is a lack of pink lab coats 😢
And if it isn't that, it's the lack of glitter on the safety goggles 😔
if only we could all live like elle woods 😢
Barrier, I hardly know... them
Just throw a dark red shirt in the wash with it! (I speak from experience lol)
ok, but this is gold, seriously
Dude my parents bought me a girl bible when I was a teenager. I remember every second page being like "your virginity is the most important thing about you! If you touch a boy you are worthless!" Meanwhile my brother's bible was just "here are the bible characters with the highest kill count!" Needless to say I'm no longer part of the church.
Hey do you happen to remember who had the highest kill count ?
@@shigekax Noah has to be pretty high up there.
@@punkinhootgahdayum girl 💀LMAO
@@shigekax Probably David
@@shigekax god, probably
'Girls can't poop' can confirm. Trans FTM here. Never pooped as a little kid. Questioned my gender in middle school and started farting. Came out as trans in high school and took my first shit. It was wild.
Fr
Everyday you learn something new, thanks for sharing ❤️
what's it like to shit
I had this experience as well as a trans ftm💗💗
That is so wild. Thank you for sharing your experience.
Girls shampoo: “beautiful summers day 🤗”
Guys shampoo: “I have committed arson 178 times and now I’m banned from all 50 states 👹"
My favourite colour is pink, so I bought my puppy a pink harness even though “but he’s a boy!” A random stranger came up to us one day and mistook my dog as female, so I corrected them and said he was male. The man then replied “Oh, so your dog is gay”. 😑 It’s a DOG, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know what colour he’s wearing.
I don't think dogs can even see pink. Aren't they colorblind by human standards?
@@violetnocte dogs can only see some shades of blue/yellow as well as black/white/grey
Y'all I think the commenter meant the color "pink". As in the name for it... chill out
Next time, reply with, "Yes, I have a gay dog" and just stare back with zero mirth in your expression.
My dog is male but also a Pomeranian, one of the fruitiest dog breeds out there. People always assume from his appearance and his pink/purple/flowery/glittery gear that he's female. But you're right, the colors of the collars/leashes/harnesses are for the HUMANS, not the dogs. They dgaf and they also don't have any concept of gender.
Omg seriously. My male dog wears a pink watermelon harness and a pink Valentine’s collar with a pink heart bandanna cause its cute and he looks good in pink and the amount of times ive had some random old person go “oh ig hes gay then” or even “hes confusing the other boy dogs, thats why theyre humping him 😇” like bro hes a dog I promise he doesnt care.
When I was working at walmart I had a lady who was trying to find a "masculine" loofah for her husband but the only ones we were able to find were different shades of pink and she just kept getting more and more upset because the pink would just wreck her husband's clearly fragile masculinity
Edit: I'm not saying people aren't allowed to have preferences, just that it was kind of silly how genuinely upset she was that she couldn't find a different color. y'all take things too seriously
Who's really fragile here though? This could very well just be her
my brother had a "masculine loofah" LOL it came with mens body wash. it was red and black. it had an exfoliating side.
@@RayenTheBuzzybeeheyy! i have that same one its really nice
They do make manly loofahs so it clearly is important to somebody.
To use in their own private home. *Hilarious* tbh
as a girl, thank you for gendering this video just for us kurtis
As a guy…how was the video- please im begging you. I legally can’t watch it or ill be kicked out of Kurtistown 😭
@@Dysaniican’t say, I’m afraid. A girlie’s secret 🤭
@@Dysanii it was great! sorry you missed out man :
It is a video-ette, thank you very much!
As a non-binary person I could only watch the video, I can't legally turn on the sound. Hope it was as funny as the few words I could lip read 😔
The best example I can give of this. Is when I was a wee little girl, I wanted to join my dad on every construction job he had. Major daddy's girl. My mom (bless her heart), got me an entire toolbag. Had everything, wrenches, hammer, phillips screwdriver. I still keep some of those tools around. The catch? Entire thing is bright pink. And my dad didn't understand why I suddenly lost interest in joining him on the job...
I just wanted tools like him :(
Also around 9:40 when you showed dulcolax, you could see that the price of the pink product is more than the original blue one! This happens often with female products and personally that makes me stray away from the pink because theyre typically more expensive!
It’s part of the agenda to keep women in poverty. They pay us less, charge us more, and make our products shitty so we have to buy more when they break.
YES! And I’m a sucker for anything pink so the marketing would be on point for me but why do I have to pay moreeeee
the pink tax is so ridiculous, i hate it so much man
It’s called the pink tax
If there's a part 2, Kurtis should talk about the pink tax, aka products marketed towards women being priced higher than the comparable "male" products, even though they're effectively the same. It's discriminatory pricing causing women to pay more for things like hygiene products, and when you combine that with the fact that women make less money on average than men (due to more discrimination ofc), women get doubly screwed over. I did a whole presentation about gendered marketing in college and went to the store and compared prices and everything
I thought it was called that because the pink dyes they used were actually more expensive. Is it just an expression?
yes! I've been borderline neglecting my hair by not getting it cut as often because of this. the pandemic only made pricing worse. never fails to get me heated when I see "women's cuts" as 2-3x expensive regardless of hair length the person has. doesn't matter if you want a simple cut and no extras. and guys with long hair don't get charged extra either. a large portion of people with long hair are already likely to pamper their hair and require more product, hence are likely to return often, but that's apparently not enough. like fair play if you're a boutique with 5 clients a day, but it's ridiculous at this point.
barbers will often refuse to do women's hair because they lack the skill/experience ("women are too fussy"), or simply refuse anyone who presents as female because it's a place 'designated for men.' I have guy friends who get their hair cut at home because they think pricing is already too high for them, and I always have to bury the urge to complain how expensive it is for women (and those perceived as such)
I wouldn't be surprised to see the next TikTok trend being dressing up as a guy just so you can actually have your ends trimmed for less than $60 (not including tip ofc).
A lot of times the "women's" products are worse, "men's" razors are sharper and more durable and "men's" clothing usually lasts longer (I think part of that is because womens' fashion trends operate on much quicker cycles though).
@@prettierjesus3119pink tax is just an expression for products advertised for woman(which are usually coloured pink) are more expensive
He must not know about it because that would be perfect in a video like this
im a nursing student and i recently worked on the newborn unit where they only had green, orange and yellow jumpsuits with animals on them which i rlly liked bc i thought that that way they wouldnt do that whole “girl-pink and boy-blue” thing. so i once took a jumper with a green elephant and wanted to bring it to a girl baby when a nurse stopped me and said i should take one with a yellow giraffe instead bc its “more girly”….. like bro its fucking animals what are u talking about
I fully read that as eggplant for some reason but animal onsies are so fucking cute, I wish that would spread to every hosptial
Id of told her nah its fine
what the fuck 💀 people will find any way to separate others, so wild
Ick. It’s probably because an elephant is physically stronger than a giraffe. I hate gender roles.
elephants are obviously all boys and giraffes are obviously all girls
As a woman, the marketing also doesn’t really work because I, along with most women, automatically assume it’s more expensive when it’s pink. Ngl, sometimes I do buy things just cause they’re pink, cause well, I love pink, but stuff like razors? I usually just get men’s razors cause they are cheaper and work just as well if not better.
The gender joke at the beginning was peak comedy and I don’t think anything can ever top it
hehehe top it
Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I!! 😂👌
It was quite silly
Genius 😂
@@InstagramUser2 YALL READ THIS BACKWARDS AND REPORT
Kurtis there’s actually a massive difference between boy products and girl products that I’m surprised you didn’t catch. The woman products always cost more for the same thing!
But but it’s pink
Yup and this price difference is called 'pink tax'. They increase the prices of products targeted towards women because they want to make it more appealing
Pink tax baybee
Can you share a couple examples?
@@priyashekinah *sobs*
as a trans guy when i first started shaving, i went to get aftershave and i remember seeing bottles that literally makes it look like youd use it on a car. thats not for a fresh baby boys face. i need to feel cradled in my mothers arms by my aftershave, not feel like im about to become misogynistic after one use
As a fellow trans guy can you link me the Black Ice Little Trees aftershave thank u 🙏
My mom actually bought gendered hammers and screwdrivers because she worked construction, and people kept stealing them they stopped a little while, but the problem was they were REALLY nice, and dudes stole them anyway.
Never underestimate a construction workers ability to not steal pink things if it was really good product.
XD
So their thought process was
Girly Product
yknow my sister had this pink interactive book with like female models that you would draw clothes on and it had jewelry stickers on it and i stole it cause it was so cool
I bought a pink tool kit and I love it. It's the same stuff construction workers use, just pink😂
My mom got my brother and I gendered bibles for Christmas. I have 'facts' about biblical women in mine, and he has 'stats' of biblical men in his. We compared for shits and giggles.
EVE
STRENGTH E
HITPOINTS 400
INTELLIGENCE B
TITS 2
NOAH
STRENGTH S
HITPOINTS 200
AGILITY C
RESILIENCE B+
TITS 0
@@asrielgaming57AHAHAHAHAH OMG
Both should have stat spreads for all major characters like stands in JoJo's
Oh my gosh I got a “girls Bible” pink flower casings and everything
@@asrielgaming57 TITS?!?!
I used to work at a science museum for children and we'd host events and birthday parties where I would sometimes work as a facepainter.
I had the sweetest little boy come up and ask for a bat🦇 facepaint, but he wanted it pink and yellow. His parents were like disproportionately upset by this and they wouldn't let me paint it how he wanted.
I always felt so sad for these young boys being stifled in such a way. Just let them like what they like! I don't understand why it's such a big deal to people.
I've done a lot of face painting, too, and run into some of that. I recall one boy who wanted a crown on his cheek, and the other boys started giving him a hard time because, "Crowns are for girls." I responded that kings also wear crowns. The boy nodded in agreement, and he got his crown. I was pretty impressed with how he didn't let their comments make him insecure. 👑
Bro that would've been sooooo cute!! Normalise people liking pretty color combos.
It makes boys feel alienated. We as a species have put so much pressure on our children
This happens to me a lot if you like anything that is considered femenie you will be made fun of
"they wouldn't let me"
They couldn't stop you. If it wasn't painted as he wanted, that's on you.
Yes!! I’m a girl!!!! Finally- a UA-cam video JUST for Me!!!! Thank you Kurtis!!
A girl?
I hardly know her
LMFAOOO
YES!!! A video for us girls! :) I appreciate Mayor Kurtis for this! #blessed 🥰
Do girls poo?
YES!!!! A video for the girlies only!!!! ❤
As an aunt of nieces, girls definitely think "gross" stuff is hilarious. You mention farts, butts, poop, or anything like that and you're the world's greatest comedian to a bunch of kids.
My five year old niece thinks anything involving butts is the funniest shit ever. I was the exact same way at her age and to this day if I hear a fart noise I can’t stop giggling
GIRLS DROOL. BOYS RULE
Ah yes, as I female whenever I see pink my uterus calls out to me and says “pink me need” and I automatically buy it so I can be my amazing hyper feminine girl self! 💓💗🌸💐🌺🌷🎀
my problem isn’t that it’s pink, it’s that the pink one is like twice the price and sometimes doesnt even work as well 😭
Pink tax
Ugh tell me about it! Every single "women's razor" I've ever used was absolute trash! You literally have to go over the same area like 5 times for it to remove the hair completely, AND it scrapes off your skin and leaves itchy rashes everywhere with that gross "gel" or whatever that purple stuff is on top of the blades! And they expect people to pay like $10 for this junk?
But the Bic dollar store razors? Buy a twelve-pack for $1 and you'll get Sweeny Todd levels of smooth.
@@ThePopo543i love the target shaving cream in the scent ocean it’s so much better and it’s like 2 dollars
Like he mentioned though, it feels really patronising to have normal things marketed like that, you feel like a child
@@ionanavarromcintosh3125 Exactly, lol. I hate the whole "look, we've made it pink so you can use it now! now pay us an upcharge for the pink paint." I'm not a complete imbecile incapable of using something if it isn't pink or covered in flowers, and this is coming from a woman who loves the colour pink lol
The character development I had when I stopped hating pink because it was a "girly girl" color.and realized there was nothing wrong with being a girly girl who likes pink, makeup and fashion. 🕴
same here 🫶
Same! I kind of felt stupid watching this video, because I have a whole pink tool set, pink drill. My jumper cables are pink. My truck has a pink fuzzy steering wheel and pink accents. I'm the idiot buying all these gendered products😂
@@MsKJackson831nothing wrong with wanting a drill that’s not in CAMO or boring grey! Have fun
Yeah thats like the flip side, theres nothing wrong with wanting that kinda stuff. The thing is that they’ll advertise that stuff to make it feel like woman HAVE to buy it and that guys CANNOT buy it. Like, no, anyone should be able to get their pink bling regardless of gender 🙏 and it its not your thing you shouldn’t feel obligated to buy it bc of gender
@@MsKJackson831lmfao same 😭
When I first came out as transmasc and began to transition, my mother bought me that big ass bottle of Old Spice 3-in-1 wash, bless her heart. I was able to gently tell her “I’m a guy… not a scoundrel.”
Current favorite is the Suave Essentials “Cherry Blossom” shampoo and the matching conditioner, though I’m considering switching to a less floral and more refreshing scent. We’ll see.
I’m transitioning, but I still have standards.
LMAOOO “i’m a guy… not a scoundrel.”
@@chkingvictimI actually laughed out loud😭
old spice kinda hits tho ngl. depends on the scent
Lol I immediately switched to 2-in-1 personally, but 3 in 1 is defo a step too far. Well we live and learn, I've only just escaped my transmasc ugly shirts arc so i defo agree on the journey
Like honestly, most if not all trans men and mascs have fucking standards. Cis men? Out the window, too many don't even want to wash their ass.
One time I was in a waterski ski team, and we were posing for a picture. I had clothes over my swimsuit, but I still had my lifevest on (Since I'm pretty sure it would be illegal not to) and it was underneath my clothes. It made me look like I had more muscle.
My grandpa told me before I went to take the picture "Take off that life jacket, it makes you look too muscley and masculine" or something like that.
IM SORRY, BUT ARE BODY TYPES COPYRIGHTED BY CERTAIN GENDERS???? Like, wtf?
My family definitely pushes the gender thing. My youngest cousin is a boy. His only sibling is a girl. When I was visiting them we were making bracelets. My youngest cousin wanted to use pink and his sister made fun of him for using a girly color. It made me feel really sad in the moment that people think boys can't use anything pink because we as a society have put it as girl thing only.
At my after school waiting place they showed a kid, said that his favourite color was pink and that it's normal. I don't know what that was about.
It's too bad his parents dropped the ball. When my nephew was 3 or 4 he was playing with the toy kitchen setup in the aisle at Walmart. Some kid tried to tease him by saying it's a girl's toy. Without missing a beat he told the kid boys can cook too. (And this was way back in the 90s.)
@@Lileemcg2we need to do it
that makes it more specific because another cousin can be one with different parents if you have multiple aunts and uncles
@@Lileemcg2 oh, this is so sad to hear. it's silly that kids, and not only kids but sometimes even adults, make fun of 'it's a girl's stuff.' It's so stupid, as if being a girl is somehow bad
I remember someone saying "great idea: when babies are born we should label them by color based off their genitals" sarcastically and someone was like "ew wtf" out of complete lack of self awareness and I will think about that forever
BAHAHAHA
I personally want to exclusively dress the baby in animal onesies(when its cooler) because i want to respond " what are you talking about they're * insert animal here * 😂
this is pretty hilarious
what 😭
17:15
i remember seeing those weird newborn onesies for girls that would say like “I’m not allowed to date…ever.” like bruh your child is 2 weeks old 😭
Or the ones that are like “when I grow up I’m gonna be a heartbreaker!” For boys? Like.. excuse me 😭.. they’re only like 2 years old.
gotta enforce the gender roles from day 1 😽❤️
heeelp 😭😭
@@jennifer__e and then when the feminists/queers teach them safe, helpful things, its toxic and were destroying their lives
Then those people who buy/make those are the same ones who say "kids don't need to learn about LGBT people, that's inappropriate"-🧓👴👵
Fun fact: I actually grew legs after starting estrogen for my transition! So happy I don’t have to wear meggings anymore 🙏🙏🙏
congatulations on your legs, so proud of you!!
transmasc here, you can have my legs if you want!
Congrats 🥳🥳🥳
Slay 😍🙏
skshkabd pls i love how that also sorta fits Ariel
As a trans male, i dont use the men's bathroom because i want to, but because multiple women have told me they are uncomfortable with me using the women's
kurtis is what it looks like when someone’s actually secure in their masculinity
What gives u the right to say whata secure man looks like
shut up all men are testicol
@@queenofhearts7503 ur so annoying go away
@@queenofhearts7503 when a man is secure?
what do you mean?
Sephora worker here! I hate when men come in and won’t buy something because it doesn’t say man on the packaging 😂
If it's not Kiehl's or jack black, they WALK OUT LOL.
“Can you use this sharpie to write For Men on this foundation please?”
okay so im a man and i love concealer and neon eyeliners and i went with my male friends one day and got shamed for buying makeup cause that made me gay
1: whats wrong with being gay?
2: men can wear makeup
i work at a cosmetics store too and we have a whole wall of unisex skincare and also two little face creams that specifically say "for men". no matter how much i try to help men pick the right cream for their skin type, 98% of the time they'll just buy the men's face cream. like ok good luck with your dry skin type and your manly skin cream for men with oily skin. see how that goes.
@@horrorlesbian real men use crude oil as lotion
"they're grooming our kids!" Also them, "damn, that little girl is gonna be a heartbreaker 😅"
Thats literally all women though
@@Mizushimeee👋 dab me up
@@TheLastApostle damm ur mom is a heartbreaker 😞😞😞😞😞
@@TheLastApostle Do you have thoughts
@@kittywendyy my mom is dead. She died a month and a half ago from breast and lung cancer. And i hope you never have to go through something like that yourself. Leave peoples families out of internet comments why dont you
I think there should be a SUPER MANLY TESTOSTERONE ARMY CAMO version of every product. Napkins, broccolli, teddy bears, everything
Shit you not, I work at a big box store (not willingly), and we sell TOTAL WAR gummy bears. Fucking gummy bears, with the cute lil faces on them and all. Like, pointlessly gendering things is already stupid, but I fell like while we live in a society that designates soft, fruity things as feminine, you kind of waive the right to try and aggressively masculinize fucking gummy bears. Maybe I'll watch the sales number of those bears closely and if guys are taking the bait, I'll launch ALPHA MALE hot cocoa mix with MAD DOG APOCALYPSE THROAT PUNCHER jumbo marshmallows.
As a demigirl who is soon to be roommates with another demigirl, I will buy everything just so that when someone comes over they are very confused as we pretend to be the manliest fucks to ever exist with our SUPER MANLY TESTOSTERONE ARMY CAMO soap dispenser
Make a go fund me
Wait until you find out Danny gonzales made a video on super manly baby products,now he can finally use them for their intended purposes and not just tactically swan diving into bushes with his doll in "the tactical stroller"😩🤣
Based as hell. I would pay extra for SUPER MANLY TESTOSTERONE ARMY CAMO broccoli.
As a Sephora employee my hope dies every time someone comes in asking for “skin care for men”
its a well known fact that women don't have skin
@@bogwife7942 men do have somewhat different skin though... thicker, oilier, more pigmented and textured, so it would actually make sense to have skincare for men with higher concentrations of actives like AHA/BHA for example, whereas skincare for women could focus more on collagen production.
@@SCE416 yes although you can just use stuff made for oily skin
@@SCE416as this is true this is NOT. How men think 😂 they just find normal lotion to… feminine, they can’t even use chapstick without being like “nah that’s gray “
skz fame is crazy why am i seeing quokka under a kurtis conner video
Once I went to this busy marketplace thing and I was waiting for my food and I saw a bottle of "13 in 1".
What the hell are they putting all in one concoction
thats easy, it also functions as oven cleaner, drain cleaner and baby formula
“Gender, I hardly know-“ is the peak of comedy I swear to god
I straight (pun intended) up died
okay but er is a neo pronoun so gender j hardly know *er*
True also: 5:30 😮🤣🛢️🇺🇸
another notable fact: with gendered products, the “female alternative” is oftentimes for expensive than the men’s.
I wonder why they're more likely to want to pay more.
This is a persistent lie. One, different colors of products literally do usually cost different. This can be due to the cost of the dye or how it impacts sales or other factors. Two, SO WHY DON'T WOMEN JUST USE THE MALE VERSION.
Actual conversation. Woman: "It's so sexist these deodorants are the same why is the female one more expensive. " me: "so use the male version." Her: "No, the ingredients are different, I would never pay for the inferior male version."
(@-@) So maybe that's why they cost different.
Her: "See you're sexist."
Yeah, bcs it's harder to trick the men into spending more money.
@@KevinJDildonik I can assume women don't use men's products because... They're too harsh (Just look at 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash. It does none of those jobs properly).
Aftershave and beard balm are some of the only really 'quality' men's products because women don't generally want to have/groom a beard (with exceptions, of course, as there is to most things).
@@KevinJDildonik dunno, I actually do just use the male version, when it makes sense (specifically a men's deodorant). Harder with clothes though. What often frustrates me is not only how female clothes are more expensive, but also how often I would find them being of worser quality than the mens even if it's the exact same model of smth (fabric being thinner or not having fricking normal sized pockets in jeans that can fit a phone, omg)... but like, the mens clothes design might not appeal to me or classically - not have my size. Or some products only exist for men, so I won't have my size by default. So that's some unsolvable issues almost discriminative in nature that do exist. Probably there are examples with some products to mirror this from the other side.
Had some dude come into my store lookin for hair dye, and refused to get what was on the shelf cuz it had women on the packaging
That’s funny but I love your profile pic 😊
@@N0T_HUM4N.Malachiiiiite
Growing up I always wanted one of those remote control cars that can climb up the walls. When I was shopping with my daughter after Christmas last year, I found one in the sale and decided to treat myself. The elderly gent who served us looked at my daughter and said “and who are we buying this for, because I know it’s not for you” I smiled and said “no it’s for me” and his face was such a picture 😂
Environmental Engineer here
Just a reminder: just cause they say flushable, it is HIGHLY recommended you don’t flush them. Washing things like gum, fats, and heavy tissues cause huge clogs in the system. The gum and fat combine together to make an especially tough combination to break down
Thank you! I've always wondered about this. No more flushing wipes
I have a friend that's a city engineer, and he actually has to go down into the sewers sometimes, and he says there will literally be walls of wipes combined with excrement blocking the tunnels. Get a few drinks in him and he will go on a rant about it should be illegal for these companies to market their wipes as "flushable." So yeah, I don't care if the package says "flushable" or not, I never flush them.
Omg environmental engineer, i want to do something like that once i’m done with high school. i just finished freshman year and i took AP environmental science. i looove environmental science
how is that legal
They’re just so insistent on the packaging they they’re flushable it’s hard to know what’s what! Bastards!
"have you seen men's bathroom, saw poop on the ceiling" truer words have never been spoken, Kurtis saw some _real shit_
Retteb si tnetnoc ym esuaceb, pleh rof smaercs DNA seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol I!! 😂👌
dude literally, i used the bathroom in target and there was legit shit smeared all over that goddamn seat. i told a worker and she literally was in shock 💀
He sure did
@@cyrus2430 it happens several times a week in walmart i promise you
blue for boys can actually be dangerous when applied to kids swimsuits as blues and greens are much less visible than other colours when underwater but parents will still put their young kids in blue swimsuits because they feel the need to dress their son in blue
cool
The duality of humanity shown in these replies is really beautiful
The cool part is there’s a million other colors besides blue that are considered “boy colors” like orange, green, yellow, white, red, etc to choose from so your boy doesn’t drown lmao
You have a point, but I'd rather a dead kid than some little panzy.
I should mention I don't have kids, so that joke was worth it.
When I was a littler girl I used to always love the color blue, and black. I still do. But when those products were so appealing to me I remember everyone used to think that I wasn’t feminine and when I got a little older and used like one spray of axe in the girls locker room I could tell all the other girls were laughing at me, I honestly was pretty traumatized by that. And this video made my younger self feel like tens times better immediately. Thank you Kurtis ‼️ People still think I’m not feminine enough, but I’ve learned not to care
I grew up with “a young girls guide to biblical living” book, it turned me into a queer femboy so be careful with those things
Let's goo
I was in a class ab "feminine excellence in Judaism" at my synagogue and it turned me into a queer gender fluid menace (still Jewish)
gotta get me one a those
Femboy bible
Wait were you given one as a boy or as a girl cause I’m confused
Edit: I’m not hating tho, that’s pretty cool ngl
the fact he’s wearing pink in the video as a man is a HUGE w for me 😮💨🙏
Shopping for stuff like deodorant is INSANE because one aisle you got the "girls" deodorant with shit like "dreamy bright" or "rose petal kiss" and the other side with men deodorant like "VOLCANIC ROCK" "FRESHLY MOWED GRASS"
My deodorant is 🌸cherry blossom🌸 and my brother's is COOKIES AND SNEAKERS 👹
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SMELL LIKE MOWED GRASS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
As a wise man once said: Y'all Namin' men's Deodorant like weird concepts, How do we s'pose to know what "Balls of Steel" and "Woodgrain splinters" smell like??
@@aribantala I mean, steel and wood have known aromas so that's how you're supposed to know what they smell like.
'Speed' and 'FITNESS' not so much...Although 'fitness' arguably smells like sweat.
masculine truck commercial voice: DONT *YOU* WANT TO SMELL LIKE *MANLY* GRAVEL AND HUNTING DOG FUR LIKE A MAN?! SHOW *YOUR* GYM BROS HOW MUCH OF AN *ALPHA MALE* YOU ARE WHEN YOU PULL OUT THE *MANLY* WOOD BARK SHARK TEETH SCENTED DEODORANT NEXT TIME *YOU* ARE WORKING YOUR MANLY MUSCLES
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A JOKE MORE THAN "GENDER I HARDLY KNOW... THEM?" I LOVE IT SO MUCH
What is also interesting is the 'pink tax,' which refers to the pink version of a product targeted at women that is more expensive than the exact same product in a different color
That "Gender? I hardly know...........them...?" Got a bigger giggle out of me than it should have. Reminded me of a joke a coworker told me years ago: "Transgender? I hardly know him!"
Don’t know if you know this, but high heels used to be only for men. They were used in butcher shops so the butchers wouldn’t get blood on their feet. As soon as the women started wearing them, though, they did a complete 180 and decided that only women should wear them
They were actually introduced to Western Europe via Turkish cavalry (to stay in saddles)
Wigs, makeup, heels, corsets, all of that used to be made by, to and worn by men. Don't know why nowadays they get all pissy about it
There is actually a name for this. I forgot what it is but it’s when more women start to enter a space where the majority is men, the men start to flee because their masculinity is threatened. They fear that the subject/activity they once enjoyed will now be seen as “feminine” and they leave. It happened with cheerleading, high heels, corsets, wigs, makeup, teaching, knitting/crocheting. It’s so weird.
@valerial9081 because you bring that up as if those things aren't radically different than what they once were
@@muffinator1239 Its name is 'little bitch syndrome' in its simplest form, but also goes by 'social conditioning related dysphoria' or 'generational sexism'./j
Wildest gendered thing I've seen was a comment section for a kid's birthday party decoration in which everyone was aggressively debating whether purple was a boy color or a girl color - resulting in the conclusion that it's okay with both, but it depends mostly on the secondary colors. (Girls can have LIGHT purple paired with pink and white...boys can have purple too if it's with green and blue. Or something like that?)
that sounds so much like something you'd see on facebook 😂
Clearly they didn’t know that purple may be claimed by no gender, only the creatures of void and despair. (And cool wizards & anime villains)
purple actually belongs to the non-binarys
Donatello is a BOY ninja turtle, a show aimed towards boys, and he wears purple. A dark purple, not light purple, but purple is for everyone. Colors are for everyone. Its absolutely bonkers there are debates on this.
How about ASK THE KID IF THEY LIKE PURPLE!!!!
Fun fact, the bible didnt say being gay was a sin at first. They did indeed change it. What they really meant was a man and a young boy, because greeks were into that during that time and the bible condemned it
I love when brands imply basic hygiene is something men can't do unless there's big scary adjectives involved 😭 like I guess men aren't supposed to be clean?
Cleanliness is a feminine trait
you don’t wanna smell like a GIRL do you?
Yea- ig it’s too gay to be hygienic LOL
I say this while being lesbian btw XDD
I have heard men unironically say that it's gay to wash your ass. Married men, no less, and I feel sorry for their wives.
Not that it's great, but it's marginally better I guess, I've been seeing hygiene products for men that vaguely gesture at what I'm assuming to be complete pseudoscience to convince men they need their man hygiene product to clean their man skin and man hair, which is totally different from all the same body parts and functions women have somehow. I think that Dr. Squach and Old SPice are doing it, and then there's the OG Dove who saw an increase in sales just by putting Men's+ Care on their boxes of soap. What tf even makes it +? Does it clean better than the women's soap? Is men skin more high maintenance than women, so it needs more + stuff in it?
The crude oil joke made me laugh so hard because i was thinking “why is Kurtis hyping the military-” and then he said “for crude oil”
Underrated part of the video tbh
it was SO good
My uncle’s nickname is dude. To the extent that dude literally replaces his name majority of the time. We were out and saw something called dude wipes so we knew we had to get them for him as a gag gift. I still don’t understand why gendered wipes exist but it made for a funny joke so it wasn’t all bad.
i have been genuinely describing my gender lately as “gender? i hardly know ‘er” and i think of kurtis every time i say it, so actually hearing him say it makes me so happy lmao
As someone who's kinda vibing with the agender label, I feel ya 😂
As a non-binary+genderfluid person I also feel ya😂. I get in a gender crisis every 2-3 days💀, so it's better this way lmao.
Great minds think alike😏
Oh my god, I'm gonna start using this. Tnx for the idea :D
"er" in German is he, so I think that makes it even better
the girl bible advertising that it has self-inserts written in it and then you opening up to one and the first sentence being "Your sadness is heavier than the pack of belongings you carry on your back" made me choke on my laughter. the bible is rlly for all the angst-loving girlies out there
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I CANT BELIEVE THEY SELF INSERTED THE FUCKING BIBLE
As a girl that was raised in a strictly cogic christian household, for christmas we would get biblical journals from the church. I somehow got both (boy and girl) journals by accident, and when i looked at the table of contents. For the boy it discussed: depression, sadness, women (for some reason), AND MASTERBATION (mind you this is for preteens), and lastly PORN ADDICTION?!?!. On the other hand for girls it was modesty, insecurities, school, and "how to be a wife"?!?! These were gender seperated agenda like journals for 9-12 year olds. 20:02
The book for the boys was called, "walk in faith 5 minutes devotions by teen guys: by andy dooley" (i forgot what the girls was called but ill edit this comment when i find out)
W.T.F
Well, women don't experience sadness, obviously.
I can *kind of* understand the porn addiction thing? People do often get interested in porn at like 12? I guess it's a good idea to know what to do *before* you get addicted?
I'm also just gonna say that in very religious homes, sometimes people with porn addictions are deeply closeted gays. >_> side eyeing my cousin who I thought was gay for years who announced he had gotten over his porn addiction
Tbf some kids start doing self-pleasure early af. The thing is that there's no difference between boys and girls in this regard. Either way I don't think that Church is the best institution to teach about such activities considering they usually see it as inherently evil
Oh my god what 💀
My mom tried really hard to not make my entire room pink when she had me, but my birthday being in February meant I got a lot of Valentine’s Day adjacent stuff for my birthday in the early years.
When I was twelve I did the typical 12 girl thing and subcomed to a level of sexism by deciding I actually hated pink and blue was my favorite color. Which I wild because pink freaking rocks and at 22 it’s my favorite color
Same! Was always the pink kid growing up, then went through the phase of absolutely hating the colour, now in my 20s I can't get enough of it 🩷
I've been in and out of this because I succumbed to peer pressure and feeling different when I was little. I felt like my favourite colour had to be pink and made my mum get me a Barbie. Then I realised how much I hated the stereotypes (didn't help that toy marketing is really condescending, plus I had two older brothers) and wasn't really into hyper-feminine things and started rejecting anything pink. I liked red which was darker and seemed more cool and grown-up.
Now for a while my favourite colour has been blue followed by purple. Repainted all my walls and changed toys. I don't hate pink anymore but there's still a lot I prefer, and I probably won't wear something that's 100% pink because it's not my colour. Unsurprising message: nobody should have to be only "masculine" or "feminine", most people are somewhat both and the things we associate with them shouldn't be so rigid and inflexible. A girl can like "feminine" things without being "basic" and liking "masculine" things doesn't automatically mean she has internalised misogyny.
Plus, it was only recently that we started associating those colours with those genders anyway, it used to be the other way around because pink was seen as the "stronger" colour and blue more "dainty".
Same but I picked lavender, and now they're my favorite colors.
Mine, too, along with purple, and I love greens. I am very happy with all of the new pink stuff on the market!!! What I don't like is the pink tax.
i’m only 16 but i did this same thing when i was10/11. i was made fun of for loving pink so i stopped buying things that came in pink, even my damn toothbrush. now i realize that that shot was stupid and pink is the best color to exist.
as a girl raised christian- the gendered bibles happen so quick. my brothers had an even more extreme “boy bible” with chains(????) on it and mine was a girls bible that had random bits throughout mentioning the girls in the bible and how they served their husband from first person. i may try and find it and reply to this w an example. i mainly just didn’t like it growing up bc my brothers had sections for notes n maps n stuff for, yk, utilizing the bible. mine just had big ass flowers everywhere so as soon as i had money i span $50 on a bible that had maps and note taking sections. it’s rly stupid and i remember being so pissed that i had to carry around post it’s to bible camp to take notes bc my bible had no space bc of the stupid flowers lmao
huh that sucks. there are so many cool and brave women in the bible they could've used. deborah, Esther, Jaol, Miriam, Rahab, Mary, Abigail etc
Bruhhh. Personally I think it's weird how many bibles try to add their own "spin" to it or make it more appealing to a super specific demographic. In that way aren't you kind of twisting the bible?? Isn't that sacrilegious lmao 😂 I'm not christian so idk but it seems hella dumb when the author adds their own notes or changes like BRUH NAW
I actually liked the idea of highlighting the women in the bible for a split second before you said it was about their serving of their husbands 🤢
Kinda wild to just include random gender based commentary in the Bible. It could completely remove the context from a lot of passages I feel like. Which especially becomes an issue for adherents of biblical literacy. It bothers me so much, especially because the people concerned with biblical literacy almost never use accurate translations, and this is just starting that habit out young.
stop not the chains 😭😭😭
i owned a girl kids edition bible and to this day still can't believe it existed. It's nothing like the actual bible too they made it "kid friendly" and cut out A LOT, there was even little side sections talking about how I should interpret certain verses in a "girly way". I'm actually pretty sure they still make it lmao
Dude I have a Bible like that! It’s literally titled the Bible for girls lol
I remember wanting one of those “girl bibles” when I was younger because I saw one once and and it was a pretty pink pastel color and pink is my favorite color I’m glad I didn’t get one though and stuck to those books that my sister gave me for my birthday that teach young girls about puberty and how to take care of your body I forgot the name though but as far as I know most girls had these books in like middle school or elementary
@Isabel-sr8ep I got "The Body Book for Girls" from American Girl as a present from my aunt and uncle and it ABSOLUTELY saved me during puberty! It was all about bodily changes but also touched on dealing with emotions! It was one of my absolute favorites because it didn't belittle me as a girl, it just spelled out what to expect and taught you to be patient with yourself and your growth, whatever shape and size you may be! It also touched on mental health and eating disorders which is huge and I'm glad they put that info in there. One of my many childhood favorite books and such a great resource
Oh, lordie. I remember my "girl bible". I also remember how it made me feel like I wasn't "godly" or a good person because I was a preteen starting to deal with puberty.
Bruh I had one of those growing up and to this day I'm not sure what the point was
In the Bible it said that ADULTS can’t sleep with CHILDREN but over time people changed it to “gay people are sinful” LIKE THE BIBLE NEVER SAID THAT
I'd bet the completely original first bible with no changes has been lost entirely
The dude wipes saying they’re EXTRA LARGE while actually being average is... accurate lmao
I'm pretty sure I saw bigger baby wipes
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