Cicero's Finest Hour (44 to 43 B.C.E.)

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  • @HistoriaCivilis
    @HistoriaCivilis  4 роки тому +15531

    F

  • @ElVindicto
    @ElVindicto 4 роки тому +7210

    "Cicero switched to a much more aggressive posture."
    What did he do?
    "He made a series of speeches and distributed a series of pamphlets that directly denounced Anthony."
    Oh snap, what else?
    "He sent a stern letter co-signed by the senate instructing him to stand down"
    Yeah, fuck him up, Cicero.

    • @lukaszkonsek7940
      @lukaszkonsek7940 4 роки тому +700

      "The pen is mightier than the sword"

    • @88fibonaccisequence
      @88fibonaccisequence 4 роки тому +160

      World Star!

    • @MitchellD249
      @MitchellD249 4 роки тому +772

      @@lukaszkonsek7940 Unfortunately, it's difficult to wield a pen when your enemy has cut both your hands off and nailed them to the Senate speaking platform. Swords are useful in that regard.

    • @louisswanepoel1614
      @louisswanepoel1614 4 роки тому +16

      "Stupid face = BAD"

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 роки тому +42

      @gillecroisd 92 According to the definition of the word, it's very possible for the pen to be, in fact, mightier than the sword. Though like most things it's all circumstancial.

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone 4 роки тому +7320

    The story of Cicero sure makes the guy a compelling character. Then again, it was written by Cicero.

    • @a2falcone
      @a2falcone 4 роки тому +968

      Showing that Cicero's method (the pen over the sword) payed off in the long term.

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 4 роки тому +642

      Or almost paid off. In the end, he was let down by his allies, Brutus was practically useless.

    • @notepad9883
      @notepad9883 4 роки тому +770

      ​@@lordbiscuitthetossable5352 I think he's talking even longer term than that. Cic got himself killed a handful of years ahead of his time; but twenty centuries later one he is one of the most famous, studied, and admired men in history--and this has only become *more* true with the passage of time over this period. Twenty centuries from now, I wouldn't bet he won't be bigger than ever.
      He didn't exactly have the last laugh, because you can't laugh with a head that's detached from your body... But if you believe in posthumous "payoffs," if you believe that history's "immortality" counts for something, then yeah, his enemies came with their swords way too late to stop the ultimate victory of those hands and tongue.
      RIP Cicero. Long live Cicero.

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 4 роки тому +186

      @@notepad9883 That is very true, but for Rome that time would never come again. This was the only chance that the Republic had at stopping the rise of Tyrants and when push came shove; his fellow senators completely failed him. The assassins despite acting on the effective behalf of the senate acted indecisively and thus effectively squandered their own goals of re-instating the senate as the primary authority, and later Cic's gains in putting Ceasers successors in putting them in an awkward position. He even complains about this many times. A true republic only works when the will of the senate is united, the United Kingdom is a prime example of what I consider to be a modern day Rome; indecisive, corrupt and steadily loaning out chunks of it's authority out to companies instead of it's generals. One day, it will be British in name only.
      Of course, he was an excellent politician and had managed to decisively set up a situation where both of Ceasers successor's could've been defeated. But Brutus chose not to move and doomed the republic.
      This is speaking high praises by the way; only Cic could engineer a situation where all it's Tryants could potentially be dispatched, yet believe in the republic so heavily as to bring that he did it all in the proper way. It's really inspiring in the way that he came so far despite having never commanded an single soldier in the entire civil war.

    • @douglasphillips5870
      @douglasphillips5870 4 роки тому +107

      Ultimately his goal was to save the republic which he failed. He failed well, but he failed

  • @simen3971
    @simen3971 4 роки тому +2931

    Fun fact: Cicero invented a whole range of Latin words that still exist in recognizable form in Modern English: argumentum, conclusio, essentia, forma, intellectus, moralia, natura, propositio, ratio, species, possibly more. And he was a man of principles, unlike pretty much all his contemporaries. What a dude.

    • @themechanicalentry8353
      @themechanicalentry8353 4 роки тому +55

      @@sdsd2e2321 Petrarch*

    • @themechanicalentry8353
      @themechanicalentry8353 4 роки тому +131

      @Domantas It probably was less stupidity and more limited information, plus some bit of being too hopeful and truthful to his own ideals. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew it could've been his demise, but he preferred to go that way than to let Rome's system fail even further.

    • @itaieiron7275
      @itaieiron7275 4 роки тому +28

      He wasn't all good, but yeah. RIP

    • @thibautnarme6402
      @thibautnarme6402 4 роки тому +35

      @Domantas I concur, he could have easily remained the consul-maker that he was and use his influence on young Octavian to limit (or rather delay) the slide toward cesarism.

    • @ryanross6973
      @ryanross6973 4 роки тому +6

      Man of principles. Explains why he got fucked at almost every turn when things got hectic.

  • @randomcarbonaccumulation6478
    @randomcarbonaccumulation6478 2 роки тому +2780

    Imagine you killed Gaius Julius Caesar and another one just arrives from Illyricum I'd be mad af

    • @saadselkent367
      @saadselkent367 Рік тому +397

      Bro respawned

    • @Hugh_Morris
      @Hugh_Morris Рік тому +28

      ​@@saadselkent367 lmao

    • @roger9430
      @roger9430 Рік тому +177

      @@saadselkent367 Literally respawned lmao, and Caesar's death taught Octavian exactly what not to do, pardon your enemies.

    • @chrish4439
      @chrish4439 Рік тому +8

      ​@@roger9430Yet that's exactly what he did....

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Рік тому +9

      First mad, then dead

  • @rgm96x49
    @rgm96x49 4 роки тому +1528

    "No plan, no system, no method!"
    Jeez, Cicero, you didn't have to narrate my life up to now like that, man.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 4 роки тому +70

      Well stop doing a Brutus of yourself and be a Ceasar instead!

    • @Vienna3080
      @Vienna3080 4 роки тому +68

      I relate to Brutus the most: Incompetent and lazy

    • @b43xoit
      @b43xoit 4 роки тому +13

      US official response to the novel coronavirus of 2019: no plan, no system, no method.

    • @brianmessemer2973
      @brianmessemer2973 4 роки тому +7

      It's funny - I thought that to be a particularly modern-sounding comment. What a brilliant man he truly must have been.

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 4 роки тому +1

      @@resileaf9501 if i become a Caesar then it wont end well for me...

  • @DarthMeteos
    @DarthMeteos 4 роки тому +12745

    "Why are you crying so hard, kiddo?"
    "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE GREEN SQUARE IS GONE AND THE PURPLE SQUARE RESPECTED HIM"

    • @Omar-lq3ri
      @Omar-lq3ri 4 роки тому +264

      Underrated comment

    • @musichalloffame
      @musichalloffame 4 роки тому +765

      The exact truth of this statement has shook me in to both a fit of uncontrollable laughing and the realization that I also have genuine feelings for colored squares! I can mourn for squares and laugh at the same time!

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 4 роки тому +400

      @@musichalloffame its now weird thinking these squares used to be skin having people who fought for real issues.

    • @program4215
      @program4215 4 роки тому +351

      @@JamesJJSMilton "skin having people" omg

    • @francesconesi7666
      @francesconesi7666 4 роки тому +46

      Still, why are you crying?
      Green square was a lame republican.

  • @JingleJangle256
    @JingleJangle256 4 роки тому +2242

    So Brutus, Cassius, and Decimus murdered Caesar out of fear that he’d declare himself king and start killing members of the opposition, only to fuel the ambitions of younger men who were more keen to purge than Caesar ever was.
    Palpatine (in the shadows): Ironic.

    • @GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser
      @GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser 4 роки тому +338

      "Caesar wants to be king" was PR on their part, they killed him because Caesar had started to reward plebs and retired soldiers with public land and forcing the rich landowner class to employ unemployed roman freeman instead of slaves (1/3 of the workforce at least if i remember right). The optimates killed Caesar to stop social reform and in doing so they ensured their own deaths. So yeah ironic, fuck them.

    • @ben76326
      @ben76326 4 роки тому +229

      @@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser it was not just PR.
      Caesar monopolized power in Rome and got declared declared dictator for life. During that time here are some of the especially kingly things he had done. He passed legislation to have an ornate chair (some would say throne) set between the two consuls chairs. And he passed another law enabling him to ware a purple toga (which was the dress of the old kings of Rome). No legislation behind this one, but Caesar had a bust of himself placed in Temple that housed busts of the original kings of Rome.
      With all of that I don't think it's unfair to say Caesar wanted to be King. Even if he was also passing reforms to help the common people.

    • @gaminbros316
      @gaminbros316 4 роки тому +30

      @@ben76326 man ceasar is almost like President Marcos in the Phil. They both resorted to dictatorial powers thinking thier country would be better with them ruling

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 роки тому +208

      @@ben76326 How dare you!? That was just a special golden chair made for the guy who dressed like a king and acted like a king, but definitely wasn't one!

    • @requited2568
      @requited2568 4 роки тому +50

      @@ben76326 Wonder why he wanted to be king? Probably nothing to do with the low life senators who liked assassinating people and would betray their friends.

  • @sohflipz4439
    @sohflipz4439 2 роки тому +765

    Brutus seems to always know how to seize failure from the jaws of victory.

  • @mojeo522
    @mojeo522 4 роки тому +975

    "My child, this was a learned man and a lover of his country".
    That hit hard :(

    • @germanyballwork5301
      @germanyballwork5301 4 роки тому +80

      :( indeed, I feel rome would have been far stronger had cicero, caesar, pompey and a lot of other people not been murdered in the civil wars of that time

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 4 роки тому +61

      @@germanyballwork5301 It is true. Civil War do not benefit a state in anyway.

    • @frankwu4747
      @frankwu4747 4 роки тому +7

      Who was that grandson?

    • @Arduu123
      @Arduu123 4 роки тому +19

      @@frankwu4747 Same question popped into my head instantly too. Seems like it is mentioned by Plutarch but i cant find, atleast online, who he's referring to. Maybe Claudius?

    • @JohnBehrens118
      @JohnBehrens118 4 роки тому +57

      @@germanyballwork5301 Maybe. However Octavian's rule ushered in the Pax Romana and a century of relative peace. It wasn't until Marcus Aurelius started the trend of leaving the Emperor position to be inherited by incompetent progeny (*cough*Commodus*cough*) that the Crisis of the Third Century began and with it the slow decline of the Western Roman Empire.

  • @MalcolmTown
    @MalcolmTown 4 роки тому +3253

    We've now been in quarantine long enough for this man to upload twice.

  • @Sarjsh
    @Sarjsh 2 роки тому +1612

    Octavius: "From now on call me Gaius Julius Caesar"
    Historians, 2000 years later: "The artist formerly known as Octavius"

    •  Рік тому +86

      Most people actually refer to him as Augustus 😂

    • @lolmasterjerkit1531
      @lolmasterjerkit1531 Рік тому +31

      Either way my man octavian, octavius, Augustus, giaus julius caesar* is rolling in his grave 💀💀

    • @leexcite2903
      @leexcite2903 Рік тому +20

      Ceasar was just sooo too much of a chad for him to be mixed up by some brony

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@leexcite2903brony? Wtf

    • @urielantoniobarcelosavenda780
      @urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 3 місяці тому +5

      Is because Augustus is too great to be Caesar's heir
      But Caesar is too great to be Augustus predecessor

  • @spooneater9001
    @spooneater9001 4 роки тому +5548

    Also, after all this, I wonder if "et tu, brute?" wasn't caesar being surprised at Brutus' betrayal, but rather: "Holy shit, you decided to do something drastic for once, Brutus?"

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 4 роки тому +394

      Lmao

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 4 роки тому +324

      Roasted

    • @bogdandamaschin9381
      @bogdandamaschin9381 4 роки тому +671

      he did what his father told him: not to do anything without the permission of Tribune Aquila

    • @Heldarion
      @Heldarion 4 роки тому +133

      "Et tu, Brute?" is an invention by Shakespeare ...

    • @Dubanx
      @Dubanx 4 роки тому +51

      LOL. Funny, but "Et Tu Brutus" is a work of shakespear's telling of the story, and was not actually said.

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 4 роки тому +4160

    Goodbye, Cicero. We will remember that green square.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 4 роки тому +169

      A square of principles who tried his best, every day, until his assassination.

    • @johnyoutuber9781
      @johnyoutuber9781 4 роки тому +130

      The worst thing about this is that with him gone, the number of remaining originators has reduced to just one: Antony. Of all the characters that were with us from the beginning, and did not come to be LATER down the road, Antony is the ONLY one left, and he's not got long to go...

    • @vectrom21
      @vectrom21 4 роки тому +94

      too many deaths! First the red square, now the green, soon we will be out of colors... tragic!

    • @nooneinparticular3370
      @nooneinparticular3370 4 роки тому +32

      RIP in pepperoni. Never forghetti.

    • @thesunking7365
      @thesunking7365 4 роки тому +6

      I like Cicero but I also hate him for being part of Ceasar's assassination

  • @Janny890
    @Janny890 4 роки тому +3258

    "When in doubt march on Rome"
    -Caesar Family motto

  • @burpbot7555
    @burpbot7555 3 роки тому +2142

    "Brutus was... Indecisive" Story of his fucking life.
    "Whether he meant it or not, he had just stabbed his ally in the back" This one is even more fitting.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 роки тому +115

      Brutus is so useless.

    • @parkerflorence5332
      @parkerflorence5332 3 роки тому +57

      Stabbed him in the groin actually

    • @danceymetal5484
      @danceymetal5484 2 роки тому +66

      @@parkerflorence5332 much like everything else he did, a superficial and loud action, that in the end made little effect.

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 2 роки тому +25

      @@randomcenturion7264 The most impact he had was by leading Ceasar’s assassination, which he was beought in last minute.

    • @tatuloa
      @tatuloa 2 роки тому

      For Brutus , when a senator is banging your mom for a long time and wonder if he is your Papa ...it was a toxic mix ..

  • @mikelius28
    @mikelius28 4 роки тому +2859

    I love how Brutus thinks he is the "chosen one" to save the Republic and then does absolutely nothing. I wonder if the characters have been romanticized or were just out of touch with reality.

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +339

      probably both

    • @noneinparticular2338
      @noneinparticular2338 4 роки тому +84

      The word brute gives the game away about that Brute

    • @someopinion2846
      @someopinion2846 4 роки тому +37

      An ancient BoJo

    • @kylemendoza8860
      @kylemendoza8860 4 роки тому +111

      I think out of touch. He was probably in an echo chamber.

    • @SHDW-nf2ki
      @SHDW-nf2ki 4 роки тому +237

      I think its a bit of being out of touch
      But not really in a bad way
      Keep in mind Romans were MAD superstitious so Brutus probably didn't just think he was the "Chosen one"
      Imagine your whole life is built on the legacy of someone who isn't you, and everyone around you outright takes it as fact that you will continue that legacy. But you have none of your ancestors training or knowledge and the situation is radically different than what he faced before you.
      I imagine Brutus was probably paralyzed with fear of messing up and ruining his family name, one of the most historically important names in all of Rome.

  • @jgagnier
    @jgagnier 4 роки тому +541

    "Whether he knew it or not, Brutus had stabbed Decimus in the back."
    You're not really helping his stabby reputation here buddy.

  • @michaelsmart7445
    @michaelsmart7445 4 роки тому +1294

    "This was a learned man, and a lover of his country."
    Ow, my heart. :(

    • @josephclaessens8160
      @josephclaessens8160 4 роки тому +28

      Almost brought a tear to my eye 😢

    • @kim2894
      @kim2894 4 роки тому +78

      can definitely imagine old and aged Augustus laying it down if anybody within his earshot talked bad about Cicero

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 4 роки тому +4

      That's what Caesar said.

    • @captainrackham2004
      @captainrackham2004 4 роки тому +38

      I got a lump in my throat when that scene happened lol. It seems like they had a lot of respect for each other, even if someone lost the game. it's amazing the drama the unfolds in these stories! it feels like we KNOW them! 🥺

    • @Hugh_Morris
      @Hugh_Morris 4 роки тому +53

      Augustus knew the deal. It’s also worth noting that he pardoned Cicero’s son and allowed him to be the one that declared Marcus Antonius’ death as well as revoke his honours and ban the name Marcus within that family.

  • @harryheller4476
    @harryheller4476 4 роки тому +1576

    It’s really impressive that Cicero was able to form a powerful faction in the senate after ceasar packed it with his boys

    • @Sticktothemodels
      @Sticktothemodels 3 роки тому +152

      Sheep will always look for a shepherd. Man lost it almost as quick as he got it

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Рік тому +47

      Man was too based to be defeated by moron Anthony

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому +4

      ​@@LOL-zu1zrstill lost his head lol. He fucked with the wrong people and tried to help the biggest back stabber in history

    • @kingeddiam2543
      @kingeddiam2543 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@neilb143octavian tried to save cicero, just antonys help was more important to him than ciceros life. Cicero was a noble man who believed in loyalty and trust, octavian and antony exploited that

  • @jamestaylor3623
    @jamestaylor3623 4 роки тому +3541

    Antony: "I want a swap, I get everything, and you get nothing"

    • @legate6680
      @legate6680 4 роки тому +131

      that IS the law of equivalent exchange... Maybe.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +160

      Quintus Jeffus Bezos

    • @TheHej2
      @TheHej2 4 роки тому +22

      But that wasn't a part of the deal.

    • @Bloodprince1234
      @Bloodprince1234 4 роки тому +164

      @@TheHej2 He is altering the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it any further.

    • @joaquindirie1448
      @joaquindirie1448 4 роки тому +28

      Art of the deal

  • @dr.pepperyoutube.trustmeit843
    @dr.pepperyoutube.trustmeit843 4 роки тому +2582

    "it was starting to look like a 5 sided civil war"
    Kaiserreich: Write that down, write that down!

    • @gardenpop
      @gardenpop 4 роки тому +62

      I don't think anyone understood the reference but I did

    • @anonymouscommenter7578
      @anonymouscommenter7578 4 роки тому +18

      I also did!

    • @xSpaget
      @xSpaget 4 роки тому +10

      waynetraub3 I think the hoi4 mod is based on a book or something, may be it

    • @respublica4373
      @respublica4373 4 роки тому +27

      @@xSpaget Tee 'Hoi4 mod' is based on a Hoi2 mod.

    • @hiruharii
      @hiruharii 4 роки тому +48

      Holy shit is that a MOTHERFUCKING KAISERREICH REFERENCE?!?!

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 4 роки тому +4475

    cicero has essentially taken over rome on like 4 seperate occasions trying to restore order. what a madlad.

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 3 роки тому +512

      Cicero wanted to restore things to a state of pre Ceasar.
      Cicero had no plan to fix Rome (perhaps he didn't even realize that Rome was broken). They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.

    • @Captain-Jinn
      @Captain-Jinn 3 роки тому +452

      @@tylerdurden3722 You're spot on. And pre-Caesar Rome is like a powder keg with a half-second left on its fuse. That's some Greek tragedy levels of irony for a man who cared so much about his Republic.

    • @racoon251
      @racoon251 3 роки тому +26

      @@tylerdurden3722 cringe

    • @POZsquadHSG
      @POZsquadHSG 3 роки тому +194

      @@racoon251 14 year old

    • @racoon251
      @racoon251 3 роки тому +15

      @@POZsquadHSG cringe

  • @herpyderpy2869
    @herpyderpy2869 2 роки тому +538

    When everyone wanted Caesar gone, Cicero wanted order
    When Caesar was in power, all Cicero cared about was stability
    When the Second Triumvirate was formed, Cicero wanted peace
    He's the rare kind of politician who's competent and still cares about the country's order

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 Рік тому +47

      And in return, he got murdered.

    • @keiththomas1180
      @keiththomas1180 Рік тому +3

      Damn

    • @nashtheneet
      @nashtheneet Рік тому +54

      When Cicero died, i believe the Republic died with him. He just wanted the Republic to be stable, and without him stability could never return. His position and popularity in Italy made him the last hope.

    • @snickims9717
      @snickims9717 Рік тому +28

      @@nashtheneet But, although he truely seemed to love the republic, he had no ideas on how to deal with the many insititional problems that had lead to the rise of Caesar. I can not help but think that even if he had been succesful, he would have failed, for the republic was simply too far down the road of collapse for anyone to save it.

    • @Tarnatos14
      @Tarnatos14 Рік тому +10

      @@snickims9717 Actually he had an Idear, he wanted to strenghen the senat, more as it was normaly before that. If thats a good idear is another debate, but he actually had an idear.
      We know (or at least I do, there are maybe more) two ancient 'concepts' how to safe the republik. The one is form Polybios: his idear follows the existing technic of the republik, the chec and balances of: senat, People, magistrates, and the tribuni of the people as the thing between all that.
      Ciceros idear, as he identifed the strenghen magistrates and pro-magistrates (as Marius, Sulla and Pmpeius where) as the problem (and technically he was right about that, as we see the centralising of the power in the hand of the 'first-high-magistrate' the piricipatus/Caeasr/Emperor later), was to strenghen the senat (In his eyes the core of the republic, and I think it was) and weaken the magistrates, letting so the 'parlamentry' system of this group of aristoctrats defend the republik both against people 'mass' agitation/following and the to powerfull ambitions of singular people.
      Source: Dreyer, Boris: Die Innenpolitik der römischen Republik, 264.- 133. v. Chr., 2006, Darmstadt, S. 15.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +1152

    Brutus: "Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics"
    Cicero: "Hang on, this whole operation was *your* idea. "

    • @sam_c95
      @sam_c95 4 роки тому +49

      In this analogy, does it work to make Octavian Emperor Palpatine? "In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the FIRST GALACTIC/ROMAN EMPIRE!"
      Edit: and therefore Caesar could be the legendary Darth Plagueis the wise himself! :o

    • @KarakNornClansman
      @KarakNornClansman 4 роки тому +65

      @@sam_c95 Palpatine is very much based on Octavianus. It's an obvious parallell. He's the senate.

    • @luciusvernus3174
      @luciusvernus3174 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @forasago
      @forasago 4 роки тому +5

      @@sam_c95 Palpatine is more like the original Caesar. Octavian followed Caesar's blueprint on how to run things whereas Palpatine was a pioneer, at least until Disney retcons it.

    • @iceintheair
      @iceintheair 4 роки тому

      @@KarakNornClansman you mean caesar

  • @tisFrancesfault
    @tisFrancesfault 4 роки тому +3612

    Imagine if Cicero had allies that were actually useful.

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 4 роки тому +260

      My team every game.

    • @alessandronavone6731
      @alessandronavone6731 4 роки тому +401

      Honestly, all except Brutus did pretty much their best. Decimus' and Cassius' resolve in taking control of their provinces in advance and their skill in raising armies and support in the provinces are remarkable.
      The odds were stacked against them from the start, with both the people and the veterans being with the Caesarians.

    • @papapok13
      @papapok13 4 роки тому +240

      Cicero should have picked his allies better. I mean look at their conspircy to kill Caesar: from begining to end, it was a bumbling mess. It's a miracle it worked, yet it went down as one of the most consequential murder in history.

    • @jevinliu4658
      @jevinliu4658 4 роки тому +138

      Imagine Brutus actually did something

    • @Flyingclam
      @Flyingclam 4 роки тому +114

      @@papapok13 cicero never knew about the plot to kill caeser

  • @maxstr
    @maxstr 4 роки тому +4874

    I started watching this on my TV, and to my surprise my 6 year old daughter sat down and started watching with me. This girl has a 10 second attention span, but she ended up watching the entire thing! She was even asking me questions like what an empire is, and if the "envelopes" are armies. Thank you for this video and making an awesome father-daughter experience for me

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 4 роки тому +170

      @Loonytoones85 no no put her in govt. schools so she can learn 10 seconds of the byzantine empire.

    • @macfly6237
      @macfly6237 4 роки тому +45

      Soylent green is people!!

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 4 роки тому +116

      Congrats man!
      I was around her age myself when I started being fascinated by history.
      Here’s my suggestion as a 21 year old life long lover of history:
      use as many organic methods of teaching history as possible like (supervised until she’s old enough) historical YT videos (preferably from entertaining channels like this, Extra Credits, LindyBiege, etc...), find ways to make timelines feel natural rather than memorizing “x person did y thing on z date”, and introduce her to various periods (the Shaw’s of Persia are really neat, the unification of Germany, formation of China, and The Western Confederacy are great example they won’t teach much of in school).
      If you home school her, I’d look hard for interesting and well written history material.
      If she goes to a school you don’t control the material of, look for ways to help her learn about it organically and see the people as, well, people rather than info dumps.
      The time I hated history more than ever was in middle school with the same boring tone being used to teach me about the same events I’d already heard about every year.
      That’s, IMO, when most people develop an apathy or even hatred of history.

    • @EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl
      @EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl 4 роки тому +1

      SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

    • @ImTheMariner
      @ImTheMariner 4 роки тому +50

      I bet shes even cuter than those squares, haha reading this comment made me happy, thank you for that. i really hope she keeps an interest in history, better than all the shenanigans of modern entertainment bullshit.

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 2 роки тому +2342

    Octavian's mom: Return to Rome, but hide your identity!"
    Octavian's step-father: "Renounce the adoption, and keep your keep your head down!"
    Octavian: *"WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?! JULIUS CAESAR 2: OCTAVIAN BOOGALOO IS COMING TO ROME!!!"*

    • @garvett6660
      @garvett6660 Рік тому +209

      Octavian: *LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIINS*

    • @Emil-Antonowsky
      @Emil-Antonowsky Рік тому +10

      @Garvett Now, that's funny.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Рік тому +34

      Ultimate Leeroy Jenkins, except it actually worked.

    • @dveillo36
      @dveillo36 Рік тому +19

      @@garvett6660 funny thing is my grandpa Leroy's mom was named Octavia

    • @SlothofBangkok
      @SlothofBangkok 11 місяців тому +6

      Just like Ceasar wanted...

  • @rexgrimes7562
    @rexgrimes7562 4 роки тому +3767

    "We're anti murder in this house" literally two minutes later... "if it's of any consolation, Brutus retaliated by killing Anthony's brother"" LMAO RIP

    • @jensjensen9035
      @jensjensen9035 4 роки тому +63

      rip who? Cicero or cockheads brother ?

    • @SnekNOTSnake
      @SnekNOTSnake 4 роки тому +38

      BTW how did you commented this a week earlier before the video even get uploaded, which is only 30 mins ago?

    • @SnekNOTSnake
      @SnekNOTSnake 4 роки тому +1

      @@archdukefranzferdinand567 Ahh, that explains everything. I thought it was another UA-cam's bug.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 4 роки тому +25

      @@SnekNOTSnake Someone asks about it every single week XD

    • @jophielswings
      @jophielswings 4 роки тому +65

      To be fair like the entire world at this point is becoming very anti-rich very fast in 2020. And for frankly good reason.

  • @aurelian5234
    @aurelian5234 4 роки тому +1286

    “This battle happened on Decimus’s birthday, which is not important, but it is funny.” - Proceeds to die alone, away from his friends and family. Happy birthday bruh!!!

    • @pez4
      @pez4 4 роки тому +23

      20:15 Happy birthday!!

    • @ethanstaaf404
      @ethanstaaf404 2 роки тому +8

      He died months after the battle

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 2 роки тому +8

      @@ethanstaaf404 still, that was his last great experience really
      after that everything went downhill because all his men defected

    • @sushamaborkar6657
      @sushamaborkar6657 2 роки тому

      Cassius died on his birthday

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 4 роки тому +1230

    Octavian: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
    Cicero: "This deal's getting worse all the time."

    • @Sulkie
      @Sulkie 4 роки тому +18

      Was looking for this one. xD

    • @drfredostein4410
      @drfredostein4410 3 роки тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing when it said, “I’m altering the deal”

    • @lazyatthedisco
      @lazyatthedisco 3 роки тому +1

      Octavian: "Now you need to flee the city because I'm giving your head to Anthony"
      Cicero: "This wasn't part of the deal, neither was proscripting all these Senators and optimates"
      Octavian: "I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further"

  • @joeynelson9761
    @joeynelson9761 3 роки тому +3192

    * Somebody raises an army and marches on Rome *
    Romans in 88BC: Noooo, we're all gonna die! Unprecedented!
    Romans in 44BC: Is it that time of year already?

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 3 роки тому +384

      Romans in the 3rd Century AD: wake me up when someone gets appointed as emperor again.

    • @Liveforgamingman
      @Liveforgamingman 3 роки тому +191

      @@sorcierenoire8651 You're not gonna do much sleeping then.

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 3 роки тому +143

      @@Liveforgamingman * Correction *
      "Wake me up when there's only one emperor"

    • @HiHi-lh3ps
      @HiHi-lh3ps 3 роки тому +49

      @@sheldon-cooper Diocletian: yeah, about that...

    • @therearenoshortcuts9868
      @therearenoshortcuts9868 3 роки тому +53

      as an American Consul once said:
      "we are always 1 generation away from losing all our freedoms"
      something unthinkably illegal in your teenage years
      can become normalized politically by the time you are 50-60

  • @owenb8636
    @owenb8636 4 роки тому +777

    As an act of defiance, Decimus killed some Gauls. Is this just the way Romans vent their anger?

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 роки тому +78

      Yes. I'm going to say yes.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 роки тому +20

      Also, hi fellow Brady!

    • @Axalon900
      @Axalon900 4 роки тому +9

      These Romans are crazy!

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 4 роки тому +41

      "Any day is a good day for killing Gauls,-- but today it feels especially RIGHT! AND! PROPER!"

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 4 роки тому +39

      a roman stubs his toe on a table
      "THE GALL OF THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS IN MY WAY!!!"
      gears turn in his head
      "THE GAUL... I BET THE GAULS DID THIS! I WILL HAVE VENGENCE!"

  • @bguy32
    @bguy32 4 роки тому +947

    Never thought I'd cry over the death of man who lived over 2000 years ago but I did.
    Rest in Power to my main man Cicero 😔✊

    • @WorthlessWinner
      @WorthlessWinner 4 роки тому +41

      Cicero had done his own mass killing of political enemies in his youth, so it is hard for me to feel too bad about his death

    • @filmicreviews3270
      @filmicreviews3270 4 роки тому +63

      Well those enemies were planning on creating treason against Rome.

    • @Marshal_Rock
      @Marshal_Rock 4 роки тому +17

      @@WorthlessWinner Well, to be fair he brought all that upon himself anyway

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 роки тому +87

      @@WorthlessWinner It wasn't really a mass killing like the proscriptions, they weren't just anyone who opposed him, they were conspiring with Catiline to overthrow the government.

    • @johnyoutuber9781
      @johnyoutuber9781 4 роки тому +41

      I'm gonna make this worse for y'all by adding my own terrible realization, that, with the death of Cicero, Antony is the ONLY ONE of our beloved characters left that was with us the whole time. Everyone else who's currently still with us, over 3/4 of which also didn't make it in the end, came here MUCH later down the road. This is truly the end of an era :(

  • @Krnballerzzz
    @Krnballerzzz 4 роки тому +1955

    32 minutes of bliss from all the coronavirus mess. Thank you Historia :3

    • @Geeza-rc9kz
      @Geeza-rc9kz 4 роки тому

      Here here

    • @Ultrawup
      @Ultrawup 4 роки тому +17

      2000 years from now, Historia Civilis will make a hologram series about the era 2016-2024, and coronavirus will surely be a part of that.

    • @dylancrooks6548
      @dylancrooks6548 4 роки тому +4

      Always a good day when historia uploads

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому

      @AlexNOSAM he/she said "coronavirus mess"

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +2

      @Micheal Prendergast Did you though?

  • @andrewbresnan1449
    @andrewbresnan1449 2 роки тому +375

    We remember and mourn Antony + Cleopatra's deaths but we should really remember and mourn Labienus' and Cicero's deaths

    • @hihi-nm3uy
      @hihi-nm3uy Рік тому +53

      God, Labeinus didn’t even get his moment in the sun in Unbiased History.
      The guy was literally an anime rival to the teeth, and perfect drama material.

    • @Sid_Streams
      @Sid_Streams Рік тому +25

      Yes. A movie about the relationship between Caesar and Labienus would be a tremendous success.

    • @cjmcc5231
      @cjmcc5231 Рік тому

      Antony was an asshole- no mourning for me.

  • @Patchaddictedpolymath
    @Patchaddictedpolymath 4 роки тому +2974

    "My child, this was a learned man, and a lover of his country."

    • @thiagooliveira7935
      @thiagooliveira7935 3 роки тому +190

      "one that I got him killed"

    • @theleetworldbest
      @theleetworldbest 3 роки тому +153

      And yet, he allowed him to die. Octavianus is forever tainted in my eyes as the one allowing one of the greatest, if not THE greatest men, of his time to die

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 роки тому +198

      @@theleetworldbest it was antony's fault, he was insistent, he was forcing octavian to allow it. what was octavian supposed to do, start another civil war within a civil war that would take at least tens of thousands more lives?

    • @friedkeenan
      @friedkeenan 3 роки тому +40

      @@acebalistic1358 He (and everyone else) should have never allowed it to get to that point

    • @gandalfgrey91
      @gandalfgrey91 3 роки тому +206

      If it’s any consolation, Brutus retaliated by killing Antony’s brother.

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +409

    Tom Holland is very much the friendly neighbourhood historian. He did a talk at my college once, he happily signed the 3 of his books I had back then, and after the talk ended stayed for over an hour just chatting to us. It was the end of our day, but the entire class stayed late too.
    Great guy.

    • @GreeneyedApe
      @GreeneyedApe 4 роки тому +92

      Note to anyone reading this: It's referring to the historian Tom Holland, credited in the description in the video, not the actor. I was a bit confused at this comment for a minute.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 роки тому +4

      Greeneye oh thank god

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 4 роки тому +22

      @@GreeneyedApe "friendly neighborhood" tho

    • @phoenixinvictus9880
      @phoenixinvictus9880 4 роки тому +23

      @@TheRenegade... pun completely intended

    • @GreeneyedApe
      @GreeneyedApe 4 роки тому +6

      ​@@TheRenegade... Even more reason for my clarification.

  • @CosmiaNebula
    @CosmiaNebula 4 роки тому +552

    Note on adoption: in Roman times, being an adopted-child was a great honor, much more than being a born-child. Being adopted nowadays is some kind of insult, but back then, being adopted means your virtues were high enough that someone would like to treat you close like a family member.
    As such, if Caesar had any biological child, they would have been eclipsed by Octavius the adopted son.
    (Bart D. Ehrman
    hypothesized that at one point in early Christianity, Jesus was hailed as the adopted son of God, because of this association of adoption with virtue.)

    • @villipend
      @villipend 4 роки тому +24

      Being adopted is not considered "some sort of insult" in western society. If anything it's the exact opposite! I've never in my entire life heard of adoption being considered an insult.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +88

      Sometimes kids might bully another kid about being adopted, but apart from dim-witted idiot children, I can't think of anyone else I've ever heard treat adoption like an insult

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 4 роки тому +13

      I would not say modern adoption is a some shame. Or that in Roman times it was hominid exactly. But that in Roman times adoption was seen as being exactly the same as biological child. When Claudius adopted Nero he became the heir over his own biological son Britannicus just because Nero was older. You would have expected in modern perspective that the biological child who was born to be an heir would not be replaced in succession just because an older child was adopted. But when adopted person, whether a child or adult, is exactly the same as biological one just the age matters.
      However people usually adopted relatives like Nero was Claudius’s great newphew (because Claudius married his own niece) the way Octavian was Caesar’s great-newphew.
      With Octavian however Caesar named him his heir in the will which isn’t he same as full adoption that could only happen while the parent was alive. So Octavian forced the Senate to consider this a full adoption so he would get Caesar’s clients and could call himself a son of a god (after Caesar was deified).

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +10

      @@villipend people sometimes insult each other by calling them adopted. It's dumb but it happens.

    • @SomalianDuke
      @SomalianDuke 4 роки тому +7

      Thing is. Ceasar had a Son and Octavian had him killed..

  • @angelortiz4815
    @angelortiz4815 Рік тому +185

    It's sad watching Cicero masterfully thread the political needle just to have Octavian come in with a hammer

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +251

    I like how you made Octavian *purple* because he was the first true Emperor

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +451

    When we went over this in Middle school, they never mentioned how confusing this was at the start. We went straight to the Liberators War and to Octavian's Civil War.
    How did anyone keep track of these alliances and betrayals is more astonishing than the actual battles.

    • @Justaguy5678
      @Justaguy5678 4 роки тому +21

      tf kinda middle school did you go to? We barely talked about Rome at even a surface level at mine. And I live in the US state with probably the best education system lmao.

    • @Justaguy5678
      @Justaguy5678 4 роки тому +9

      @Danny n I said the best as in within America. Shoosh.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +1

      @@Justaguy5678 Italy probably as they were talking about Rome.

    • @Justaguy5678
      @Justaguy5678 4 роки тому +1

      @@reinatr4848 that would be the only way I could understand. World history is packed with stuff, too much for you to focus that much on one state unless its in your own history.

    • @kelli2783
      @kelli2783 4 роки тому +2

      Harrison Loch British schools cover Ancient Rome and Greece on Classics classes. Some schools have Classics as a subject.

  • @YodasPapa
    @YodasPapa 4 роки тому +309

    I almost just shed a tear because of all those Fs for Cicero. Something genuinely beautiful about people paying their respects over 2 thousand years ago for a man who consistently tried to act for the greater good, within the constraints of his time.

    • @sebastianschiltz6359
      @sebastianschiltz6359 3 роки тому +8

      Truly beautiful, legends never die

    • @SerunaXI
      @SerunaXI 2 роки тому +1

      I find it amusing that we genuinely use "F" as a sign of respect thanks to the memes, when it was originally a joke to mock the scene from a call of honorfield game that used "F" as a quick time prompt to "pay respect" What was mocked as silly became genuine due to the meme.

    • @ImOvervalued
      @ImOvervalued Рік тому

      @@SerunaXI I fail to understand how it's perceived as respectful when talking about real people

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 2 роки тому +233

    "This battle happened on Decimus' birthday. Which is not important. But it _is_ funny."
    The sheer deadpan delivery of this line had me in stitches. Which is not important. But it _is_ funny.

    • @SomeDude518
      @SomeDude518 Рік тому

      No go watch him talk about birthday boy in the video released after this.
      That is funny! 🥳💀

  • @GravitoRaize
    @GravitoRaize 4 роки тому +341

    "Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered." -- Cicero

    • @francesconesi7666
      @francesconesi7666 4 роки тому +12

      When did he produce such a nice quote?
      Not during Catiline's trial, for sure.

    • @riccardoorlando2262
      @riccardoorlando2262 4 роки тому +29

      Cicero, De Officiis, Book 2, paragraph 24:
      "Acriores autem morsus sunt intermissae libertatis quam retentae."
      Actual translation:
      "For they shall be bitten more sharply by interrupted freedom than by continued."
      If I had used the above translation in my Latin class, I'd have gotten zero marks for basically making up half the sentence. You can't claim you've done a translation if you only attempt to keep the (perceived) meaning; you must translate the letter, even if (obviously) it doesn't sound as good in English.

    • @SilentShadowLT
      @SilentShadowLT 4 роки тому +18

      @@riccardoorlando2262 Translation is not the same as transcription. The first conveys original meaning in an other language, even if the sentence structure changes completely. The other roughly uses synonyms in an other language without putting much consideration in the original meaning behind the words themselves. As a result, the first creates a fluid sentence, while the second creates a Frankenstein monster of literal design.

    • @johnyoutuber9781
      @johnyoutuber9781 4 роки тому +11

      @@SilentShadowLT Too bad that "Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered." is barely a coherent sentence, whereas "For they shall be bitten more sharply by interrupted freedom than by continued." actually makes some sense, so it's still more of a translation than the first one.

    • @SilentShadowLT
      @SilentShadowLT 4 роки тому +6

      @@johnyoutuber9781 Both versions are rather convoluted. While the first one would be better with an added comma, the second one isn't fixed that easily. Both "for they shall" and "interrupted [rather] than by continued" are not standard speech -- needlessly archaic. Continued and interrupted are hardly even antonyms, as 'continue' has the implication that the thing in question has been interrupted at some point. I'd suggest coming up with a different translation. For instance: "Freedom, which had been interrupted, bites sharper than freedom which hadn't." Even then, the "bites" part needs further thought, as it seems out of place -- rather forced.

  • @Masterblader158
    @Masterblader158 4 роки тому +2589

    Everyone: *Playing 4D chess against each other*
    Octavian: *Playing 5D chess to prepare for the future*
    Brutus: "LMAO I'm just gonna sit here"

    • @bsantini3616
      @bsantini3616 4 роки тому +91

      Brutus just staring

    • @IDontWantThisStupidHandle
      @IDontWantThisStupidHandle 4 роки тому +74

      I mean, it seems to have worked out in the end for him, no? He got to control half the Eastern half of the empire AND keep his head, as well as his hands, attached to his body. Sounds like a win-win to me.

    • @aleksanderlenartowicz5659
      @aleksanderlenartowicz5659 4 роки тому +167

      @@IDontWantThisStupidHandle Brutus is the worst lesson to children in history.
      Remember, children, if you are a traitor, murder, abandon and backstab your friends hard enough, you MIGHT become a rich, powerful man with a quarter of the civilised world as your dominion.

    • @ArtfulDodger566
      @ArtfulDodger566 4 роки тому +173

      You guys knows brutus was eventually killed in the civil war by octavian right?

    •  4 роки тому +31

      @@aleksanderlenartowicz5659
      He stabbed himself out of shame afterwards, when the civil war came to him anyway.

  • @D3D3D
    @D3D3D 4 роки тому +1376

    Octavian: "I used the anti-Caesarian Faction to destroy the anti-Caesarian Faction"

    • @pokey796
      @pokey796 4 роки тому +162

      After the anti-Caesarian faction tried to use the Caesarian faction to destroy the Caesarian faction

    • @jeffreyroot6300
      @jeffreyroot6300 4 роки тому +14

      pokey79 How Roman!

    • @oswald7597
      @oswald7597 4 роки тому +30

      Octavian will return in Rome: Endgame

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 4 роки тому +11

      "I used the squares to destroy the squares"

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +1

      was super efective

  • @angelovargas938
    @angelovargas938 2 роки тому +252

    Jesus Christ man, your telling made me so attached to a green square that I genuinely felt bad when he died. HBO is sleeping on this, they should remake Rome with your telling as a baseline, this is incredible

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Рік тому +8

      Rome is gone, man. We can only hope they won't repeat history and exchange something of the same caliber for a dragon show, but we know they will

    • @InDadequate
      @InDadequate Рік тому +3

      you're right, an HBPO sequel to later years after Julius would be fantastic to see

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 Рік тому +1

      @@InDadequate It already exists, it's a great show

    • @OutbackCatgirl
      @OutbackCatgirl 3 місяці тому +2

      imagine it. With the advances in cgi these squares, so emotionally charged, coule be.... *cubes*

  • @Captain_Carrot
    @Captain_Carrot 4 роки тому +2706

    "Whether he [Brutus] meant it or not, he had just stabbed Decimus in the back."
    At least not in the groin.
    Also, post-assassination Brutus definitely deserves the Bibulus award.

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +143

      Octavian stabbed Cicero, Decimus, Brutus and Cassius in the back... welll... thats why he was there in first plaace... the irony

    • @Lius525
      @Lius525 3 роки тому +101

      Brutus was like that "this is fine" meme the entire time 😂

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 роки тому +67

      eu tu, bru- AH WHY THE BALLS

    • @falistor8969
      @falistor8969 3 роки тому +7

      @@acebalistic1358 genius 😂😂😂

    • @Julio974
      @Julio974 3 роки тому +11

      We need to make the Bibulus award a thing

  • @primusinterpares5767
    @primusinterpares5767 4 роки тому +988

    "All this work, and all my money wasted!"

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames 4 роки тому +651

    “Hey let’s swap but put these conditions”
    Conditions: Literally make it so Antony gets everything and Decimus gets nothing.
    Senators: well no use causing a fuss over the swap

  • @BumblinIdiot
    @BumblinIdiot 3 роки тому +232

    I legitimately started crying at the end of this. The world can always use more people like Cicero. Whenever people like this get torn from us we are all poorer for it.

    • @billrich9722
      @billrich9722 2 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure those Centurion were richer for it.

    • @Beno27591
      @Beno27591 Рік тому +4

      u cryin over squares lol

    • @createrz8433
      @createrz8433 Рік тому

      At least Anthonys brother was killed as a result of this, and later on he himself was killed in an unwinnable war.

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD Рік тому

      The assholes get ever richer

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому +1

      Cicero deserved it fully as he was waging a war against people who rightfully were the heir of Caesar. And while his intentions were to not have another king like leader, he had no clue how to unite the empire, which Antony and Octavian successful did

  • @tiodichia5309
    @tiodichia5309 4 роки тому +1708

    Historia Civilis: (29:20) “we’re anti murder in this house”
    Also Historia Civilis (32:25) “if its any consolation, Brutus retaliated by killing his brother”

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +86

      Double standards

    • @VRC3118A
      @VRC3118A 4 роки тому +115

      Still the best consolation I could get.

    • @ironriderslsm
      @ironriderslsm 4 роки тому +2

      Heeheeheeeheeehwheheee!

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 4 роки тому +80

      Also Historia Civilis: *on the fence on whether it's justifiable to murder random people just for being rich*
      If you're going to eat the rich, make sure they're actual bad people first. (Most probably are but that's beside the point)

    • @Trepur349
      @Trepur349 4 роки тому +11

      is it bad that I agreed with both statements?

  • @Caerere
    @Caerere 4 роки тому +215

    There's more backstabbing here than on the Ides of March.
    I don't know if Tribune Aquila approves of that.

    • @Marshal_Rock
      @Marshal_Rock 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, they had it coming with Brutus being not so proactive when needed.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +15

      The Ides of march had a lot of crotch-stabbing

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheSecondVersion featuring also shoulder-stabing, rib-stabing, leg-stabing and face-stabing.

    • @einhauchvontullru3187
      @einhauchvontullru3187 4 роки тому +8

      sadly Tribune Aquila fell in the Battle of Mutina (the one were Anthony was driven our of Italy)

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +4

      @@einhauchvontullru3187 now i understand why nobody was consulting nobody about marching on Rome

  • @novomute4281
    @novomute4281 4 роки тому +244

    I can't belive i felt emotional to a death of a little green square

    • @_fourtwoseven
      @_fourtwoseven 4 роки тому +36

      First it was the little red one, now its the little green one

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 4 роки тому

      @ Brutus could have pretty easily saved him, right?

    • @hansnase364
      @hansnase364 4 роки тому +11

      Man. I miss Cicero.

    • @Renegade4_life
      @Renegade4_life 4 роки тому +3

      Rip decimus. Used and manipulated.

  • @rocinante4609
    @rocinante4609 2 роки тому +105

    I would argue that Cicero's finest hour was when he suppressed the Catiline conspiracy during his consulship and then had Roman citizens killed without a trial.
    After Caesar's death Cicero got outmanoeuvred by a young Octavius. Although he managed to corner Antonius he got lulled into a false sense of security by a tame Senate. He mistook the wolf for a sheep in Octavius. Cicero belonged to an earlier era of Roman history when people respected the rule of law and Roman armies didn't decide the ruler.

    • @TheAdmirableAdmiral
      @TheAdmirableAdmiral 2 роки тому +18

      Cicero would probably argue that was his finest hour too. Though I don't discount this event either. If Cicero had just retired after cesar's death Antony probably would have won the brief followup civil war.

    • @shadanahmad6843
      @shadanahmad6843 Рік тому

      👆 This guy gets it.

    • @createrz8433
      @createrz8433 Рік тому

      That's why it was *his* year

    • @ThatPianoNoob
      @ThatPianoNoob 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@TheAdmirableAdmiralyea I loved the video but the title is pretty nonsensical. He tried his best and failed as hard as you ever could. If I did something that ended with my enemy getting everything they wanted and me getting my throat slit I'd be very surprised to find that people think that was my finest hour. Sounds like an insult honestly.

  • @Morilore
    @Morilore 4 роки тому +206

    It's hard to imagine anyone failing harder than the assassins of Julius Ceasar. They tried to prevent the restoration of the monarchy by killing Ceasar, but what happened instead was that Ceasar's name became a word that means "king" in all the lands ruled by Rome and beyond FOR THE NEXT TWO THOUSAND YEARS.

    • @TristanHayes
      @TristanHayes 4 роки тому +44

      @Sheldon Robertson No, it's not, King is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for King, "Cyning" which in turn was derived from Germanic "kuningaz". What is derived from Caesar is the various variations of it being used as titles for monarchs such as "Kaiser", "Tsar", etc...

    • @wulfherecyning1282
      @wulfherecyning1282 4 роки тому +24

      @Sheldon Robertson "King" from "cyning", or transliterated to modern English, "kin -ing" meaning "(first) son of the kin", with "kin" (cyn) in its broad sense of a tribe (the origin of "kith and kin"). Essentially, a king is "first among equals" in the Anglo Saxon/Early Germanic world. This is unrelated to Caesar.

    • @patrickwang671
      @patrickwang671 4 роки тому +3

      @@wulfherecyning1282 So basically King means Princeps... niceee

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver 4 роки тому +6

      @@patrickwang671 Princeps means leader. More like Primus. Primus inter pares was the designation for first among equals. ;)

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 4 роки тому

      *patrick wang* That's what I thought! *@@Gentleman...Driver* Dang, that's even truer.

  • @TheJaviferrol
    @TheJaviferrol 4 роки тому +2512

    Decimus: "I was handpicked by Caesar!"
    Says one of the dudes who literally "hand picked" Caesar...

    • @itsMe_TheHerpes
      @itsMe_TheHerpes 4 роки тому +10

      instead of watching this nonsense video, you should ask yourself what do you do to support the black lives matter movement, and how do you fight against white supremacy ?

    • @Marshal_Rock
      @Marshal_Rock 4 роки тому +445

      @@itsMe_TheHerpes Get lost

    • @williammoore6534
      @williammoore6534 4 роки тому +211

      @@itsMe_TheHerpes why would i help an evil communist movement that wants to destroy America?

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 4 роки тому +127

      @@itsMe_TheHerpes history truly repeats. stop making it about race. Then we will succeed.

    • @1112viggo
      @1112viggo 4 роки тому +44

      @@METALFREAK03 Funny i can´t think of any wars that was started because of race? Unless your one of those people who think the main reason the Nazis invaded the world was to kill Jews and the American civil war was fought to free slaves, then maybe there is a few. But still the overwhelming reason we wage war on each other on this planet is wealth and territory. The rest are just petty and transparent excuses to try and justify the bloodshed, usually after the fact.

  • @Vincent-S
    @Vincent-S 4 роки тому +316

    I'd imagine Caesar's ghost would be pretty horrified at the proscription that Antony, Octavian and Lepidus was pulling off

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 4 роки тому +58

      Nah, I don't believe so. Infact I think that he would've complemented them! The fact that Caesar never made a proscriptions is based on the fact that he actually never needed to do that. Why? Because all of his enemies already died in the civil war! Caesar was a man who was personally responsible for the deaths of at least hundreds of thousands or, much more likely, even millions of Gauls, Romans and people from many other nations! Would he really be horrified by the deaths of mere couple of thousands? I don't think so.

    •  4 роки тому +15

      It was needed
      TBH the Senate needed more purges then that troughout Roman History
      Just like the Praetorian Guard needed purging around emperor number 10 they murdered
      Jesus christ why did it take so long for Roman Emperors to purge those rats, you'd think the guys who murdered the past few emperors should be rounded up and executed befo- oh wait...They just heard there might someday be a day where Legions won't be needed and executed another Emperor

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 4 роки тому +18

      Something tells me he would've been quite upset to learn about it, but eventually accept that it was probably necessary in the end.

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 роки тому +4

      @ The only people who deserve to be purged are tyrants.

    • @washizukanorico
      @washizukanorico 4 роки тому +46

      Steva Stevanović Cesar was no humanist indeed, but my guess is that he wanted to put his name way up there (or even above) Alexander as a historical figure. He wanted to be remembered as the best of the romans for centuries to come. And as he experienced Sulla and his proscriptions he knew they would have grant him absolute power now, but would have diminished his image in the long run (as Sylla was hated by most).
      Remember he offered peace to Pompey before crossing the rubicon and he genuinely (I think) got upset when Ptolemy the 74th killed Pompey.
      Well that s how I see it at least.
      Do you believe Ceasar would have killed Pompey had he captured him?
      I see him giving Pompey some kind of honorary job with no military/legal power but who knows really ...

  • @SiveenO
    @SiveenO 2 роки тому +79

    "No Plan, No System, No Method!" must be my favorite quote of the day.

  • @AlexGreeneHypnotist
    @AlexGreeneHypnotist 4 роки тому +669

    It's funny that the term "backstabbing" is synonymous with betrayal, and that it was popularised by the suposedly most famous literal backstab, that of Brutus to Julius Caesar - when in the prior episodes of this series, we learned that Brutus stuck his knife in Caesar's groin, a frontal attack.

    • @fhornmichaelmac
      @fhornmichaelmac 3 роки тому +125

      It would be a very different world if betrayal was referred to as "getting stabbed in the groin."

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 3 роки тому +9

      Caesar was banging Servilia, Brutus' mum; I would think that stab to the groin was fitting lol

    • @tutituti4344
      @tutituti4344 3 роки тому +20

      Can you imagine Rammstein singing SackStabu?

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 роки тому

      @@tutituti4344 that song isn't about back stabbing, the title is a made up word and is a desired thing in the song

    • @LordTelperion
      @LordTelperion 2 роки тому +2

      I'd rather have this dagger in front of me THAN a frontal gonadetomy! XD

  • @Pietro-Smusi
    @Pietro-Smusi 4 роки тому +459

    This is like a Tv show. I bonded with all these characters so much, especially with Cicero, and now he's dead... :( he deserved better

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 4 роки тому +27

      I bonded with Caesar, his death hurt me the most.

    • @f.boogaloospook2318
      @f.boogaloospook2318 4 роки тому +5

      Clodius that bastard sad

    • @generaljeneral7503
      @generaljeneral7503 3 роки тому

      HBO did a pretty good Rome show.
      Or atleast its first season was.
      Its second season sucked.

    • @alejandrop.s.3942
      @alejandrop.s.3942 3 роки тому +3

      @F. Boogaloo , I hate Clodius with all my heart. Moreover, there're politicians nowadays who still use his dirty tactics.

    • @TheV-Man
      @TheV-Man 3 роки тому +3

      @@karlhans6678 I felt those stabs too

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 4 роки тому +362

    Liberatores after killing Caesar: Wow, I'm glad that's over with
    Octavius: Well, yes, but actually no

    • @gavinsmith9871
      @gavinsmith9871 4 роки тому +36

      Octavian: Time for me to become the Tyrant you thought my father was, and take the power he let you keep.

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 4 роки тому +15

      I'm Gaius Julius, and this is my favourite Pontifex in the capital

    • @charleslambert3368
      @charleslambert3368 4 роки тому +8

      We did it patrick, we saved the Republic!

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 4 роки тому +5

      Defenders of the aristocracy and enemy of the people*

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 роки тому

      Hi! MY name is Gaius Julius and this is JACKASS

  • @csxfan_
    @csxfan_ 4 роки тому +138

    It's so infuriating watching Brutus do nothing time and time again. Octavian understood being in and near Rome gave him both better information and the ability to exert influence. Brutus just didn't understand this at like any point.

    • @Deboniako
      @Deboniako Рік тому +3

      It's just as remote work

    • @markalanajon3295
      @markalanajon3295 Рік тому +1

      He deadass didn't move until he died when he killed ceasar

  • @xaviershit9779
    @xaviershit9779 4 роки тому +106

    You know, all my life I've looked at old photos from the 1920's and prior thinking "Man, these people where so different from us". But watching your videos, I realize that all this time, people have just been the same. This video and all the others you made could just be a beefed up political campaign from nowadays. Thanks so much for your work

    • @Tsototar
      @Tsototar 4 роки тому +11

      Thankfully there's slightly less murder and hand-cutting off, though

    • @johnroberts8233
      @johnroberts8233 4 роки тому +6

      I wonder who will bring down the American republic and whether the people will even know - or care - that they are no longer a republic but a plutocratic dictatorship made up of the Mafia dons of organised crime, aka corporations and banks.

    • @akSeR2010
      @akSeR2010 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tsototar Only 75 years ago, the whole world exploded in an unprecedent killing rampage. With ways way more horrific than the cutting of the hands of an already dead man. So, no.

    • @Tsototar
      @Tsototar 4 роки тому +6

      @@akSeR2010 that's inter-state wars? when you run for elections, in most places you can expect not to have your hands cut off if you lose, and if you win, for the loser to not take armed followers off to raise armies, is the point (though I guess we shall see after November in the US)

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 4 роки тому +1

      I think that today goverments are a lot more stable and stable goverments cause stable economics and that causes happy people.
      Just like the prime of Rome was during the rebublic we have the prime of western democratic society.
      Just like Rome got thrown into turmoil as dictators split politics, the middle east is in turmoil now.

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 4 роки тому +389

    Antony: Decimus, hand over everything and let it be called a swap
    Decimus: No
    Antony: *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 4 роки тому +6

      I am glad Decimus is even mentioned since he is too often ignored.

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 роки тому +1

      @@sarasamaletdin4574 Yeah, he is often confused and merged with his cousin, i blame Shakespeare

  • @nickd.9955
    @nickd.9955 4 роки тому +194

    "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" -George R.R. Martin
    Cicero was a badass. RIP

    • @rascallyrabbit717
      @rascallyrabbit717 4 роки тому +3

      locked down for 3 months and that man still can't finish one damn book

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +6

      @@rascallyrabbit717 As someone who struggles to finish one chapter, which will probably never be read by more than a few dozen or maybe a couple hundred people, I see no reason to criticize an author for taking his time on a manuscript exceeding 1500 pages, intended to continue perhaps the most famous fantasy series of the decade, especially since the ending of its adaptation was infamously shit.
      GRRM has a lot of stuff to consider and balance, everything from focus to word choice, and he has to balance expectations from everyone-people who loved GoT through the last episode, people who hated it and fear the books will fall into the same trap, people who avoided the show or assume its showrunners went off the rails by the time they hit TWOW, etc.
      Writing is as easy as speaking. Writing _well_ is as hard as speaking _well._

    • @dibdap2373
      @dibdap2373 4 роки тому

      @@rascallyrabbit717 How long do you think it normally takes to finish a book? A week? Pipe down.

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly, Cicero just had a history of not being good enough for the cool kids table. He was a good orator and writer, but he was generally ineffective politically. Most of his schemes failed and all he could do was attach himself to more powerful people

    • @nickd.9955
      @nickd.9955 4 роки тому +1

      @@AeneasGemini I don't really see much truth to that statement. Cicero's legacy is full of examples where he succeed and prospered _despite_ not aligning himself with powerful people. Under the infamous reign of Sulla, Cicero kept his hands clean and refused to join his contemporaries while they purged all of their political opponents and plundered their wealth. This made him popular with the poor as a man of the people which contrasted himself from most political figures. While he was consul, he singlehandedly thwarted the Catilinarian Conspiracy, which threatened Rome with an invasion of outside forces, with quick and decisive thinking. While Caesar became the most powerful and popular Roman alive, Cicero staunchly opposed his blatant disregard for the law and his authoritarian power-grab. Even up to his final breaths Cicero did everything to preserve the Republic of Rome, and although it was in vain, his life shows that he was a man of principle, who instead of being motivated by gold and power, wished to keep dangerous men away from positions of power. Hell, over 1,000 years after his death his works were rediscovered and indirectly lead to the Italian Renaissance. And all of this that I've said doesn't even light a candle to all his accomplishments, saying that he was ineffective is just plain wrong.

  • @SC-tl3rh
    @SC-tl3rh 8 місяців тому +5

    Just watched this for the 50th time or something like that. This video was Historia Civilis’ finest hour. Hands down. Thank you for the wonderful content you make. Been a fan since your Alessia video. Keep up the good work!

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +61

    23:38 - I love how we all understand the significance of that square *crossing* that line *and* drawing a *sword*

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 4 роки тому +4

      I did not notice that at first. Oh my god. It's all coming together now.

    • @MrFantasnick
      @MrFantasnick 4 роки тому

      Nice ! I wondered if anybody else would notice 👍

  • @oswald7597
    @oswald7597 4 роки тому +144

    "Were against murder in this house" well, unless you've checked with Tribune Aquila first.

  • @nikosgreek352
    @nikosgreek352 4 роки тому +570

    Does anyone else get the feeling Anthony was just a talented sergeant who got lucky beyond his wildest dreams? As a politician the man couldn't tell up from sideways...

    • @laststand3525
      @laststand3525 4 роки тому +131

      He had a lot of other strengh too. Do you remeber his famous at the funeral? I think many have a wrong impression of him because of the propaganda from Octavian.

    • @muradm7748
      @muradm7748 4 роки тому +83

      He wasn't weak politician at all. He was great general too. Others burned so bright that it is hard to see Anthonys talent.

    • @jackj9816
      @jackj9816 4 роки тому +52

      He was a good soldier and Caesar valued his loyalty and the men liked him because he was not so uptight like a lot of arescates but even he got angry with him at some point

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah the all being drunk and sleeping around stuff in the books could just be the misinterpreted opinion of Cicero of him. They were rivals and perhaps in his many memoirs that would later be considered fact by modern historians he voiced his opinion of him and this was mistaken as what he was actually like. It can also be attributed to him being a soldier, legions commonly would use their salary on whores and wine and such, though this would not necessarily be the case since Antoninus was from a rich family and was in the senate so he was an officer under Caesar. This can also be attributed to his affair with Cleopatra whom the Romans regarded as scandalous since Egyptian morals were very different from Roman morals and the act of him making love to her would be considered scandalous. Or it could be down to later historians who wrote during the rule of the Julian Emperors or Octavian later Augustus himself, would write the history of the victors as the proverb goes.

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +15

      You are comparing Antony with Cicero and Octavian, thats why Antony seem to be aa nobody... but the point here is Octavian was a Mastermind and Cicero was a genius... Antony was a very inteligent man and a very talented tactician...

  • @RaixsOreh
    @RaixsOreh 2 роки тому +121

    as much as I love Julius Caesar and Augustus and the empire whose foundation they had laid, I feel so bad about Cicero. he was the Republic's last true Leader.

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому +2

      His intentions were good but I have no clue wtf he was trying to achieve by not giving power to Octavian and well....he paid the price for it

    • @RaixsOreh
      @RaixsOreh Рік тому +6

      @@neilb143 it was more on brutus and cassius for not doing jack shit. Cicero did fail the republic but onpy becsuse brutus and cassius already put the final nail on the republic's coffin. Those two were as much warlords as caesar and pompey.

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 Рік тому +1

      @@RaixsOreh he relied on the wrong people for sure and I think did not expect Octavian to betray him. Shame he didn't side with Antony

  • @catavar9921
    @catavar9921 4 роки тому +112

    22:20
    Octavian: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
    Cicero: "Only a Caesarian deals in absolutes."
    Octavian: "Duh..."

  • @feliscatus5161
    @feliscatus5161 4 роки тому +746

    Cicero: "Sooooo how long are you just going to sit there for?"
    Brutus: "Yes."

    • @booketoiles1600
      @booketoiles1600 4 роки тому +24

      Literally didn't move until his death

    • @billrich9722
      @billrich9722 2 роки тому

      Stupid fucking meme.

    • @Trancymind
      @Trancymind Рік тому

      Brutus takes entitlement to a different level. Brutus: "I deserve this."

  • @calistman222
    @calistman222 4 роки тому +1011

    (Invents time machine)
    (Meets Cicero in real life)
    "Huh, you looked a lot different in the documentary"

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 роки тому +245

      "less green and square"

    • @tap1148
      @tap1148 2 роки тому

      @@tomlxyz fake news!!!!!! Big history might claim Cicero was a "human being" but the truth is he was floating green square

    • @ner0833
      @ner0833 2 роки тому +71

      @@tomlxyz wait...they aren't squares!?

    • @stefanodegioia1598
      @stefanodegioia1598 2 роки тому +29

      Plot twist, they are all actually squares

    • @polygonalfortress
      @polygonalfortress 2 роки тому +18

      they're actually circles

  • @compier12
    @compier12 11 місяців тому +3

    Two years ago I watched your exposés nonstop. Then it stopped, where have you been? Was I kept away by youtube? Your way to show and tell is great. I still remember so much, and loved your Julius Caesar’s rise series.

  • @Mira-K
    @Mira-K 4 роки тому +509

    The sheer audacity and shamelessness of Decimus invoking Caesar's support...

    • @frodoswaggins3132
      @frodoswaggins3132 4 роки тому +56

      I’d say he was more invoking the Senate’s support, with the agreement they had passed ratifying Caesar’s political appointees. Although it could be both. As Historia Civilis said in his previous video, Decimus wasn’t particularly diplomatic.

    • @TheLouisianan
      @TheLouisianan 4 роки тому +4

      He's like Mitt Romney of the first century BC

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheLouisianan More of the Lindsey Graham, his betrayal of Biden works better. Trump's Catalina. Romney is Brutus or Cicero. Warren is like Lepidus.

    • @TheLouisianan
      @TheLouisianan 4 роки тому +4

      @@deiansalazar140 ooff, I can't give Romney a higher status like Cicero. Romney would never in a million years commit suicide for his country.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 роки тому +1

      If he were smart he wouldn't have killed Caesar... So don't expect much.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +93

    19:32 - That is some high-quality animated fight sequence right there

  • @bakerking5351
    @bakerking5351 4 роки тому +74

    I just imagine the dude who caught Decimus at the checkpoint going full Skyrim guard mode and saying: “Wait, I know you...”

    • @VancouverAvatar
      @VancouverAvatar 4 роки тому +3

      Now we know how he got an arrow to the knee.

    • @DrPOP-jp7eb
      @DrPOP-jp7eb 4 роки тому +6

      How on earth did he recognised Decimus at that time? There was no photography obviously and I believe drawings and paintings must have been rare too. He must've met him before. What are the odds.

    • @katnerd6712
      @katnerd6712 4 роки тому +2

      @@DrPOP-jp7eb Drawings and paintings were actually fairly common at the time and were probably distributed to all legions guarding the border between the section controlled by Brutus and the Western part of the republic. Also likely that any officer had seen most of the generals who had frequented the city of Rome. But, I'd imagine, he was recognized from a drawing.

    • @DrPOP-jp7eb
      @DrPOP-jp7eb 4 роки тому

      @@katnerd6712 interesting!

  • @camacdonnell1
    @camacdonnell1 2 роки тому +12

    I watched this video when you published it and probably 30 times since. Truly one of the best and most emotionally evocative historical videos on the internet.

  • @anthonyrinaldi1331
    @anthonyrinaldi1331 4 роки тому +351

    Decimus: "Caesar hand picked me for that Province!""
    "Are you claiming legitimacy from the guy you helped killed because he was a "tyrant"?

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +36

      Legally, he still was going to be the governor there, and legally had immunity for the assassination (the compromise after the IoM).

    • @neuxell
      @neuxell 4 роки тому +5

      law is merely words :^)

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 роки тому +11

      @@neuxell and prison is just a room

    • @neuxell
      @neuxell 4 роки тому +5

      @@reinatr4848 yeet, and all that truly matters is action

    • @TheWildmanden
      @TheWildmanden 4 роки тому +8

      @@reinatr4848 That still makes him a hypocrite

  • @daftmarto13591
    @daftmarto13591 4 роки тому +164

    24:20 "I am altering the deal" is the most ambitious crossover ever made thus far in this channel

    • @Luke-mp7vv
      @Luke-mp7vv 2 роки тому +11

      There was also "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one" in one of the earlier videos, lol

    • @garyedwards3269
      @garyedwards3269 Рік тому +3

      "I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further!" - Darth Vader

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Рік тому +1

      Palpatine did learn a lot from Octavian, so the crossover is not completely out of place.

  • @cd8048
    @cd8048 4 роки тому +649

    "a roman monarchy with three heads"
    So, a triarchy?

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 4 роки тому +60

      Rome beats Greece again ! Roman triarchy > Spartan diarchy = 3 > 2

    • @bezukaking6860
      @bezukaking6860 4 роки тому +28

      @BlackDeathViral03 wasn't Diocletian the Tetrarchy?

    • @nicolas.p331
      @nicolas.p331 4 роки тому +12

      @@bezukaking6860 It was !

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay 4 роки тому

      No an oligarchy

    • @treybrumley8237
      @treybrumley8237 4 роки тому +3

      House Targaryen. "The dragon has three heads."

  • @CalvinNoire
    @CalvinNoire Рік тому +28

    Cicero is a very honourable man, and the ending of this video with octavian's grandson made my heart pour, F.

  • @riccardoorlando2262
    @riccardoorlando2262 4 роки тому +246

    You love Cicero because you didn't spend 5 years in high school translating his damned convoluted Latin. Caesar wrote as he ate: simple and straightforward. I could translate the De Bello Gallico by sight. Cicero, on the other hand, means spending hours sweating with a dictionary just to translate one unending sentence with subordinates of subordinates, random word order, verbs used for their 14th meaning in the dictionary instead of the first... Yeah, it sounded nice, but it was bloody incomprehensible.

    • @alfiehaigh8412
      @alfiehaigh8412 4 роки тому +57

      Oh no, he was clever, what a crime

    • @honoratagold
      @honoratagold 4 роки тому +24

      Maybe it's that I was one of the weird Classics students who started with Greek and learned Latin later, so basically everything in Latin seemed less frustrating just because it... wasn't Greek, but I always really liked translating Cicero.

    • @alejandrojoserodriguezarre45
      @alejandrojoserodriguezarre45 4 роки тому +46

      Caesar was a man of action, he didn't have to write this grandiose works of literature and legalese. Cicero was a pure statesman, he wasn't a general, and he also used to be a lawyer. His thing was writting so he put flair on it because that's what he did, he wanted to it make more beatiful.

    • @vaylonkenadell
      @vaylonkenadell 4 роки тому +5

      The ideal, it seems to me, is to be both a man of action and of poetry.

    • @markog1999
      @markog1999 4 роки тому +43

      In fairness Cicero's private letters were fine, and there's something special about reading hot gossip from 2000 years ago

  • @iamseamonkey6688
    @iamseamonkey6688 4 роки тому +268

    octavian: can I please be elected emergency consul even though there's actually nothing wrong with Rome's government at the moment?
    cicero: no.
    octavian: *C O W A B U N G A I T I S*

    • @weckar
      @weckar 4 роки тому +30

      Octavian: "Nothing wrong?"
      "Let me correct that."

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 3 роки тому +18

      Classic Roman diplomacy
      "You decline my ridiculous and over-the-top offer that will not benefit you in any way? How dare you!!!"

  • @frodoswaggins3132
    @frodoswaggins3132 4 роки тому +226

    It makes me so mad that Brutus didn’t let Cassius launch an attack. Cassius had 12 legions! I don’t know how many casualties they’d taken, but at full strength that would have been 60,000 soldiers. There’s no way Antony could have survived that. With that decision, Brutus might have doomed the republic.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 2 роки тому +59

      The Republic was doomed looooooong before Brutus and Cassius were making decisions. Frankly the rot reached critical mass when Sulla marched on Rome. The incidents HC talks about here are the fatally wounded Republic bleeding to death, the only question being, what would replace it. Something that Caesar, as usual, saw far better than his contemporaries.

    • @nicodangond5822
      @nicodangond5822 2 роки тому +34

      @@hagamapama the republic signed it's own death warrant after the murders of the Gracchi brothers

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 2 роки тому +3

      @@nicodangond5822 agreed

    • @coolguyjki
      @coolguyjki Рік тому +10

      @@nicodangond5822 Yeah it'd been an entity living on borrowed time for literally a century. HC talks about how stable and functional the Republic was, which was true for *most* of its history, but after the 2nd Century BC, the Republic was a mess of constant political violence.

    • @ultra-papasmurf
      @ultra-papasmurf Рік тому

      you believe Cassius or Brutus were going to actually restore the republic (even if they did thats not really a positive for the majority or states longevity). They already betrayed the hand that fed them, them becoming the hand couldve only ended in disaster.

  • @felixhampe6480
    @felixhampe6480 2 роки тому +17

    I love Cicero as well! He almost single-handedly saved the Republic. Absolute Hero.

  • @sirbillius
    @sirbillius 4 роки тому +78

    The fact that you have now made an “Octavius” playlist makes me so happy.

  • @hmagellanlinux307
    @hmagellanlinux307 4 роки тому +180

    "Antony friggin' stinks!"
    So this is the oratory prowess of Cicero...

    • @serbanandreimarin
      @serbanandreimarin 4 роки тому +18

      Short and to the point
      Just perfect

    • @thorjelly
      @thorjelly 4 роки тому +6

      no, not oratory prowess, that is his ofactory prowess.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +568

    Old woman: "What is your name?"
    Octavius: "...Gaius. Gaius Julius Caesar."

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 3 роки тому +342

    Cicero: “we must stop Marc Antony! He’ll become another Caesar!”
    Octavian/Augustus: (laughs in the distance)

    • @friendcomputer2293
      @friendcomputer2293 3 роки тому +44

      Cicero: 'I'll ally myself with the man who literally named himself Caesar after the original one. What could possibly go wrong?'

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Рік тому +14

      @@friendcomputer2293 “his a kid I can still change him”

    • @Sid_Streams
      @Sid_Streams Рік тому +10

      There are letters predating the Philippicae in which Cicero recognizes that this will happen. But still goes by the course of allying with Octavian against M.A. probably because he went so all-in and personal in his speeches against M.A. that there was really no way back.

  • @petrichor111
    @petrichor111 4 роки тому +22

    This is more entertaining, emotional and exciting than any Netflix series, ever! Absolutely love this channel

    • @ChibiViolin
      @ChibiViolin 3 роки тому +1

      They did him dirty in the HBO series.

  • @18mitndi
    @18mitndi 4 роки тому +418

    "Cicero told a polite lie and said he'd look into it"
    Also Cicero: *"NO PLAN. NO SYSTEM. NO METHOD."*
    Thinking of his internal panic while trying to string together any kind of cohesion from a pensive overthinker, a murderous hothead, and the walking disaster of Decimus makes me laugh like such an idiot. It's his second go at picking a side, after all, and Pompey Jr. *almost* murdered him the last time they lost. Surely that was on his mind. Oh, and *CATO'S* words must have been ringing in his ears.

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 4 роки тому +66

      Cicero was the greatest man of his era, inflicting wounds so great they would linger more and two millennia later with just his oratorical skills alone. Yet, somehow, he managed to pick some of the worst allies at every turn.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 4 роки тому +43

      @@JamesJJSMilton more like Cicero had to pick his poison in his allies

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 роки тому +1

      @@JamesJJSMilton Which wounds have managed to stay around?

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому +15

      @@JamesJJSMilton Certainly. Perhaps if he was closer to Caesar and had sided with him during the civil war we wouldn’t have seen Caesar act so kingly. (Oh who am I kidding, this is Caesar we’re talking about after all.)

    • @Killerbee_McTitties
      @Killerbee_McTitties 3 роки тому +25

      @@SteveSmith-ty8ko Cicero was literally just propping up the cadaver of a system whose death he couldn't accept. the gracchi brothers and the senate's reaction to their policies basically set the decay of the republic in motion. I mean caesar was originaly running for consul on the same landreform platform the gracchi advocated ofr 60 years prior.
      the populares might've been opportunistic and power hungry but they were only made possible by the boneheadedness of the optimates and their unwillingness to compromise even a bit. Caesar did what was necessary, he layed the groundwork for the most prosperous and peaceful time in roman history.

  • @andrasbeke3012
    @andrasbeke3012 4 роки тому +21

    That was honestly one of the best episodes yet. Just chilling.

    • @JaePeezy
      @JaePeezy 4 роки тому +2

      It was most excellent.

  • @AverageJoExplorations
    @AverageJoExplorations 6 місяців тому +7

    0:50 Slight Easter egg, the crimson square next to Octavian is Agrippa. He was actually with Octavian when he got the news that Caesar was dead. Great attention to detail!

  • @janb.3600
    @janb.3600 4 роки тому +324

    *Cicero wants to call a vote:*
    Kick Brutus? (accused of being idle)
    Press F1 to vote Yes
    Press F2 to vote No

    • @dulguunnorjinbat6136
      @dulguunnorjinbat6136 4 роки тому +32

      Cassius; F1! F1! F1! F1! just fucking press F1!

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 4 роки тому +6

      @@dulguunnorjinbat6136 Every other conspirator: F2

    •  4 роки тому +5

      Alt+F4

    • @jdoc3118
      @jdoc3118 4 роки тому +11

      Has anyone asked Tribune Aquila of his opinion on this?

    • @ethpling165
      @ethpling165 4 роки тому

      I broke my F1 key

  • @sabotsscraps
    @sabotsscraps 4 роки тому +417

    Decimus: Why does everyone keep stabbing me in the back
    Everyone else: Because it’s easy, and it does a lot of damage

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 4 роки тому +289

    Cicero: Don't dwell on the past!
    Also Cicero: Why were you not more decisive in the past.

    • @luciusvernus3174
      @luciusvernus3174 4 роки тому +10

      Cierco logic

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 роки тому +30

      It could have been a good argument for why they should ignore the past. The past makes each of you look bad, so to get others to forget your mistakes you should forget others'. Forgetting the past is in everyone's interest.
      That makes sense, doesn't it?

    • @ceori6399
      @ceori6399 4 роки тому +5

      @@BradyPostma Yup, he was basicly saying that everyone in this room have made mistakes, and that there's nothing they can do about it now, so let's move on!

    • @dannybeads3672
      @dannybeads3672 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah that was absolutely just a case of Cicero saying we can’t do anything about the past so to let it go and look to the future, and explaining that he shouldn’t blame decimus or anyone else for what they did or didnt do in the past, as an example he points the finger at every single one of them one at a time like- why didn’t you do more? Why did you just give the city to Antony and hide on the capitoline hill? Why did you pretend to be sick for 2 days? Why were you all so lazy and why didn’t you do more during that giant crisis??? He’s obviously just shaming everyone as an example and reason not to shame each other for what they did or didn’t do, they can’t change it now, it’s in the past, they need to let it go and plan for what they can do in the future. Civilis didn’t explain that’s what he was doing, but it’s pretty obvious that was the case.

    • @just4funk133
      @just4funk133 4 роки тому

      @@BradyPostma Learn from the past but live in the present, i think.

  • @turinturambar1159
    @turinturambar1159 4 роки тому +6

    I absolutely love this channel. The way you portray these snippets of history are astonishingly entertaining, but it seems like you also genuinely quite enjoy these stories (not that I'd be surprised)