The Battle of Philippi (42 B.C.E.)
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21:10 SEXTUS POMPEIUS BOAT KING
WE CAN'T GET INTO IT NOW.
Now now, he was a boat Consul
“Your enemies”
*he was THE BOAT KING OF ROME*
"Ich lasse mir doch nicht mein Schiff unter dem Arsch wegschießen Feuererlaubnis!" - Some roman boat king, probably
incredible
"This is known as the Second Battle of Philippi, because it was the second battle, and because it was near Philippi."
See, this is the cutting edge historical knowledge you just don't get elsewhere.
@@ModalSoul what?
😆😅🤣😂
It's pretty self explanatory..
@@kan12372 isn't it?
Thought the same and had a laugh. I guess that was the intention from Historia-Civilis! :D :D :D ☻
Hortensia: "NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!"
Mark Antony: "You're a couple millennia too early for that."
and here I thought feminism started in the suffrage movements
American eagle screaming in the background
@@assassain0425
*Roman Eagle Standard screaming in the background
@@georgewu4051
This is a reference to the American call for independence, not feminism.
Back then, rich women enjoyed much better lives than the Middle Class working women that become instrumental to the feminist movement
@Dani Al BASED
Brutus: "I will be remembered for my virtue."
2000 years later: *The term Brutus is synonymous with betrayal*
I would say his legacy is pretty contestet. While Dante famously put him next to judas and cassius in the deepest part of the hell, voltaire, for example, praised him for standing up against tyranny.
@@insomnius3447 the main positives ive seen from his legacy are from people who are in love with the Roman republic more then people who admire Brutus himself, this video alone show cases how unsavory he was offering to let the legions burn, loot and rape Roman cities with roman civilians and civilians under roman protection isnt really all that great and ideallic
And correct me if I'm getting the facts wrong but his name in Spanish is "bruto" which usually means "stupid"
@@togekiss09 The Brutus family name comes from Lucius Junius Brutus who founded the Roman republic by pretending to be stupid so the tyrant Tarquinius Superbus wouldn't suspect him of being dangerous and kill him, then inciting a revolution at the first good opportunity. The Roman legend was that he carried a walking stick made from a gnarled piece of wood with a gold rod hidden inside.
What a bruh moment right there
>Assassinate Julius Caesar to depose a tyrant
>Accidentally make him a god instead
/task failed sucsesfully/
Lorgar be like
1. Assassinate Caesar.
2. ?
3. Profit.
let be honest ransacking city to raise an army is it not the act of a tyrant themself?
@@carval51 At that point Caesar was an enemy of Rome. You can't be a tyrant when you are dealing with an enemy threat in a cruel manner.
The first battle of Phillipi is probably the weirdest battle I have heard of:
1) the battle starts by accident
2) Brutus flanks his enemy BY ACCIDENT
3) Brutus breaks his enemy but can’t take advantage of it because his troops decide to stay looting the enemy camp
4) Anthony breaks his enemy by accident
5) Cassius kills himself because he noticed cavalry approaching..... it was allied cavalry
luck does play some importance in battle
Cassius Spelled as Decimus,I need to put that there
Neil Myron Quintos sorry I confused the names
1 and 3 were soooo common.
Anyone who has been in combat will tell you that plans fall apart upon contact with the enemy, instincts and/or training takes over, and at all times you can just get killed at random and there is nothing you can do to try and make sense of it. We really only hear about the exceptions to this, where uniquely talented officers & generals leverage extremely well disciplined & trained troops to pull off the maneuvers & victories we read about.
However, throughout pre-modern history (and into today somewhat), much of human warfare has been waged by inbred nobles or entitled incompetents of ruling class. Typically surrounded by supporting leadership valued for it's mediocrity and inability to threaten the status quo, with poorly disciplined & trained conscripts, criminals, slaves etc and maybe a handful of decent veterans or mercenaries. Most battles boil down to two mobs of people being forced to kill each other by incompetents until one gives up or is destroyed. This gets even worse in modern war when people will likely get killed by something they never even saw coming (bomb/artillery/surprise gunfire).
What I am trying to say is that Phillipi isn't that unusual if we consider what most battles were like. We are spoiled by focusing so much on the genius & glory of the few ppl & armies that were really successful at warfare into imaging that all warfare must be like that.
Good lord, it's like all the intelligence in Rome died with Caesar and Cicero
Like kids in a sandbox
Vito C because it did until Octavian grew a pair
Tbf it kinda did. LOTS of people died before this happened
@Lovecraft this is honestly a good question. We need a roman historian in the chat to help us out
When one of Sulla's supporters that became a reformer (Crassus) died and Caesar's Daughter died - Some intelligence died (End of first triumvirate)
When Another one of Sulla's supporters that became a reformer that went back to the Optimates (Pompey) died, so did some more
When Pompey's 4th father in law (Caesar died) - Almost all the intelligence in Rome died
When Caesar's mistress's brother's brother in law's brother (Cicero) died- No longer was their any intelligence in Rome
Some say that after this battle Roman engineers were able to make aqueducts flow uphill for the next 20 years, powered solely by Caesar and Pompey spinning in their graves.
Yeah fucking hell, watching Caesar and Pompey, heck even the Gauls (let's forget about Crassus) fight was like watching strategic geniuses, the likes of Scipio and Hannibal. And then in the second roman civil war I was already suspicious when there were a total of almost 40 legions in total, like bruh imagine if they had come together then and just attacked the rest of the world.
@@starplays3718 40 legions? Holy cow, they could've just stream rolled Parthia with that many soldiers.
shit that is the funniest and smartest joke ever made
@@BatCostumeGuy This time it was Crassus's turn to spin in his grave.
@@BatCostumeGuy imagine if the Mark Antony and done that with the survivors as a victory lap.
"Did you save Cassius?"
"Well, he comitted suicide when he saw us coming..."
Can you imagine lol
@@adamantdane3896 lol probably should've used different colors.
FAAAAAAAIL!!!
You can tell marc antony had served under caesar because he immediately started building fortifications lol.
I was like: holy shit, another building race
Last one was like what? 30Km of walls? Haha
it is the roman wae
@@veljkoangelovski5349 Do you know da wae?
Ceaser first saw how useful Antony was at Alesia, but I do always notice that too. They love some fortifications.
@@TheLouisianan they in the builder class fo sho
"Why would they do such a stupid thing?"
This should be the preface to every history book.
Too true.
...and political science book.......
And just humanity in general
Trial and error. Don't be cynical, be proud of how far we've come.
But don't forget how far we have to go.
...and to the next video in this great series!! :))
One of the most important battles in Roman history, can be summed up as “what the hell is happening, there’s so many people and I have dust in my eyes”
"also why did cassius kill himself after he got backup! and where is my COFFIE"
There’s actually multiple battles in Roman history that could be summarised like that, the battle of Cannae, the battle of Carrhae and the battle of Philippi
Ever heard of the "haze of war"?? That's exactly what it is. Ask any soldier you meet if they were ever NOT confused during battle.
@@laurakastrup
Not really. Hannibal had a plan and it worked. Varro had a plan and it failed. No one had any plan in this shitshow.
@@laurakastrup
I’d think Cannae and Carrhae are more summed up as “FUCK FUCK FUCK” from the Roman perspective.
The romans apparently were also unable to have more than 20 units in a stack.
Just further proof at the complete historic accuracy of the Total War games.
🤣hahahaha. I remembered that!
Altough in Total War they are half sized cohorts, not even amounting to one legion. I tried a mod with historical unit sizes but my god the fps goes down the drain
@@TheEnergizer94 Rome 1 had accurate Cohort sizes at max unit size. 160 units. Each Century had 80 fighting men, and thus Cohorts were 160.
@@KaguroDraven You mistake that with maniples. 2 centuries = 1 maniple. 6 centuries = 1 cohort
Brutus: promises his army that they could sack Roman cities*
Also Brutus: I will be remembered for my virtue!
Winds up being remembered for stabbing his friend and adopted kin in the, er... back.
I thought the same thing. I am old and dropped out of school in 9th grade. It is wonderful to learn and it's also fun.
@@64standardtrickyness The problem is not looting cities. The problem is looting *your own* cities. Cities that had already surrendered to Roman authority, so as to not get sacked and plundered. What Brutus promised was betrayal, plain and simply, and that was considered one of the worst sins back then. Worse than just plundering by itself.
@@WaterShowsProd he did it to save Rome
@@numalesoybea1348 as if Rome could have or even needed to be saved
Brutus: I will be remembered as a virtuous man
Dante: Brutus suffers eternally in Lucifer's gnashing jaws at the absolute deepest point of Hell
To be fair, Dante even puts Ulysses in Hell. There is no winning with that guy.
@@incanusolorin2607 Ulysses is in the "best" part of Hell though. The first layer is devoid of torment and is reserved for virtuous people who lived before the birth of Jesus and thus could not be Christians but since they didn't do anything bad enough to warrant eternal punishment they just kinda chill in the void.
Mahesvara That’s not where Ulysses is. He is tortured by being constantly set on fire with the false counselors.
Ps: I only know the correct names in Italian. I’m sorry if “false counselors” isn’t the right translation of “consiglieri fraudolenti”.
@@incanusolorin2607 Now that I think about it I believe I got Ulysses and Achilles mixed up
I like to think that at least in the modern day people think more fondly of Brutus. Dante was a Roman empire stan, he hated the greeks, hated the catholic church, was a monarchist, and it shows. The guy is an apex of projecting your political opinions into your writing. The other guy who famously wrote about Brutus is Shakespeare. He was also a monarchist but he was far kinder to Brutus. Imagine if an American writer wrote a dramatic story about Rome. I feel they would remember Brutus as Brutus wanted to be remembered.
I find it amazing that Brutus, prior to committing suicide, thought he would be remembered as a righteous man. Yet, when Dante wrote the Inferno, Brutus and Cassius are the two people in the mouth of Satan along with Judas --- the man who betrayed Christ. Like, you could not be more wrong about how you are remembered.
Fr, esp as octavian is vaguely remebered as the heroic first emperor of Rome
@@julianapattison4785By who?
I consider cassius a hero. Brutus is an incompetent man
Who cares about what Dante thought.
@@zxylo786, he is kind of the creator of our modern conception of Hell, and somewhat contributed to the creation of the modern Italian language. So... a lot of people.
I would really like to know more on Sulla's period. He's a bit overshadowed because of Ceasars tims, but I know nothing of this cruel dictator Sulla.
This
From all I've read Sulla wasn't cruel. He murdered political opponents yes, but so did Marius when he killed Sulla's supporters. Marius was a "man of the people" and so doesn't get painted with the same brush as Sulla, despite being just as devious.
@@splatm4n8 It's not the same without the squares
@@federicoarmada8775 true
Dan Carlin’s “Death Throes of The Republic” covers the period before Caesar very well.
I've gotten so used to following Caesar and his practically impeccable tactics, so watching two (I guess four?) armies blunder about like this is pretty jarring.
lol same
I was expecting some king of wall being built around the enemy, but all i got was a really big brawl.
@Domantas propably one of the reasons Ceasar was so surprised at his political incompetence.
You could even see Antony was kinda going for the good ol' "lets just build a wall around em" strat.
Where was Agrippa in this? Did he contribute to the battle?
brutus, after allowing his soldiers to sack two Roman cities after they win Philippi: *VIRTUE, GENTLEMEN. I AM VIRTUOUS.*
just goes to show, people are usually blind to themselves
I just don't get why Antony insisted that Brutus had noble intentions even after Philippi. He was alleged to have stabbed Caesar in the groin, after all (revenge for Caesar boning Brutus' mother?). Also, didn't Brutus' father-in-law take up arms against Caesar and then brutally commit suicide when he lost?
I believe that this is largely one of those situations where you have such a strong distain for the people you are fighting against that through your eyes anything done to thwart them is seen as just. Really its just fooling yourself in to believing you're the good guy despite doing things that are just as bad the "bad guy" you want to take down.
ruanpingshan Yes he did. And he decided to side with the guy that executed his father (Pompey) against Ceasar.
At least he died a happy man, it's the only thing one can hope for in life
Antony: "I have actually been in a battle before".
Cassius: "I know several dudes who have been in a battle before."
Brutus: *hurriedly leafing through Battles 101* "Okay thin line good thick line bad LETS GO GUYS."
Octavian: "I have a note from my father excusing me from the battle."
Also, Brutus not coming to help when it would be most useful is pretty much the whole vibe of the Republican Resistance.
Legend says that History Civilis is waiting for Senator Aquila's approval to upload the next video
Massively underrated comment 😂😂
@@Rocklahaulle only the real ones respect this comment lol
@@brianreinboldjr real real ones know it’s actually Tribune Aquila
@@danielblanken4523 he is still a senator
@@nostro1940
Well, Aquila is certainly not *a CONSUL OF ROME!*
Phillippi: A battle where Antony is miraculously the highest stat general
Horrifying
They are sorely missing good generals, or at least not appointing those that deserve it. Who still alive would have been better? Caesar, Labienus, Pompey (both opposite side I know) were gone and for some reason Lepidus was left in Italy.
Antony wasn't that bad tho right? I heard some flaws but Caesar seemed to mostly approve of him and he did well on a ~micro level in Alesia.
@@Paddythelaad I imagine Lepidus was left behind because he was the most competent administrator of the three. Antony demonstrated his political incompetence when Caesar left him in charge of Rome, and a good portion of the city still hated him for it. Octavian was young and an unknown quantity at that point. The Triumvirs might have thought the morale boost the troops would get for being lead by "The Son of Caesar" would be better than any administrative skills Octavian possessed.
Edited because somehow I wrote Labienus instead of Lepidus the first time.
@@VAWM. That was my thinking too. Lepidus left behind, I assume you meant that. Im mostly surprised the sub-commanders didn't do better on both sides.
@@VAWM. Anthony and Octavian bitterly mistrusted each other, but they both trusted Lepidus to honour the triumvirate agreement. The chaotic game-of-thrones from the last episode could resume at any moment if one of them had an army under his individual control and decided to backstab his rival. Leading an army jointly together was their way of preventing that.
The battle of the four idiots:
Octavian and Cassius: normally not idiots but act like idiots during this battle
Mark Anthony: normally an idiot but doesn't act like an idiot during this battle
Brutus: normally an idiot, an idiot here as well
lool
I was gonna say if Antony is the highest stat general in this fight then Roma really has lost all their stars
@@georgewu4051 Octavian basically let his friend and ally Agrippa do the actual command of his legions. When you don't know what you're doing, let the professional do the job and get out of their way. At least he know his limitation and sought proper assistance.
This comment is stupid
Anthony: good tactics, mediocre strategy
Hortensia's speech is a really great piece of historical literature, I'm glad you read it.
19:18 "The second battle of Philippi...so called because it was the second battle that took place near the area known as Philippi" you can tell this man is a real competent historian.
Brutus: “Happy Birthday! Here are some horsies!”
Cassius: “Kill me immediately”
a10001110101 this is an amazing community
F
what about some unicorns?
parthian commander to marcus crassus: have some horsies and flying pointy sticks!
crassus: quick, run onto the hill!
What can I say, the guy just really didn't like horses...
Red Square: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
Red Square: gets declared a god*
Make this an actual meme. Like the template make it this communities meme.
All I could think about during the battle was how much Caesar would've wiped the floor with them. It probably would have been one of his most celebrated victories too, beating 17 legions with probably hardly any casualties.
let's be honest all those legions would've defected to caesar before any actual blows
@@alejomandafull
they wouldnt defect because they’d already be on caesar’s side
the battle would cease to exist because no competition would occur
@@hihi-nm3uy yeah we can see that
we're talking about a what if
if caesar had to face an army that big
Caesar could have brought just his 9 legions against their 17 just to make it somewhat fair.
@@Saurophaganax1931
"Sir they outnumber us 2 to 1!"
"Then it's a fair fight."
After all the ingenuity that Julius Caesar pulled off, this is one of the funniest battles on this channel. It beats the heavy infantry who kept marching out of the battle.
"Roman legions being incompetent"
"Caesar turning in his grave so hard he causes earthquakes"
Don't read my username.
Caesar spent YEARS building up his legions' competence. And his commanders' too.
So now I know why Vesuvius erupted
The earthquakes cause choppy waves.
The sailors, terrified at how much larger the waves were than the weather should allow, believe it to be a sign from the gods and throw Brutus's head into the sea.
Don't Read My Profile Picture that was incredibly awesome
Glad hes continuing with the end of the republic. Most history youtubers like to drop it after Caesar dies. Augustus' story deserves more retelling than just HBO
I couldn't even make it to Julius Caesar's death, they were doing Cleopatra so dirty
Most historian youtubers stop at the death of Caesar so that the virtues of Brutus can be remembered.
@@JayKayDanks how so? I thought they made her a shrewd political player
@@AndrewTheFrank I see what you did there.
I find this period more interesting honestly
Ceaser in his grave must've been like: Why the f*ck am I going through another stroke, I'm already dead
Brutus and Cassius were holding out for that sweet book deal: “How to lose completely while having both the strategic and tactical advantage 101.”
"The concept of economics hadn't been invented yet, and it shows" lmao
Literally not stonks
Roman tax collection was poopoo
@@alphamikeomega5728 No stonks? Why live ;_;
@@pez4 Augustus will fix that ;)
@@pez4 didn't they basically subcontract it to the guy who they thought would get them the most $? Or was that another ancient society's incredibly stupid way of doing things?
Brutus: I will be remembered as a virtuous man
*Becomes the most famous traitor in world's history *
@SrBeetleVase brutus already meant idiot or dullard in those days, the romans had funny naming conventions Fabius came from their word for bean, Cicero from peas, Ahala means armpit, and so on; funny that the word bruto has been used in the same way for over 3000 years.
I mean I don't think he was an infamous as Judas.
@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 Without the Carthaginians, I doubt we'd call weaklings "puny" today. Language is funny like that.
Silverdeathgamer290 the most famous historical person anyway. Myths are a whole different topic.
Fox D except it’s not true. Puny comes from 16th century French “puisne” which in turn comes from late Latin “postea ne” “afterwards born” which was a legal category denoting inferior rank. It has nothing to do with the Punic Wars. Punic derives from the Latin poenus and punicus, which were used mostly to refer to the Carthaginians and other western Phoenicians. These terms derived from the Ancient Greek word Φοῖνιξ (Phoinix), pl. Φοίνικες (Phoinikes), which was used indiscriminately to refer to both western and eastern Phoenicians. Latin later borrowed the Greek term a second time as phoenix.
These videos are some of the best content on the internet and they are literally just a man talking about a bunch of squares.
But they are all different colors and are so cute
shit you are right
Why is my adopted son such a wimp when it comes to fighting? I doubt he’ll ever come to anything.
Boy do I have a story to tell you - But first - Was the time travel fun?
Technically you never knew he was adopted as it happened after your death
Should've adopted an heir that wasn't such a wimp.
IMPERATORRR
@@DanishCamp Presumably he knew Octavian was his son when he was getting assassinated, since he had written in his will and probably knew he was going to die
The lord of the squares cometh! Rejoice! Rejoice!
Yes, his work is wonderful to behold, but it's not quite as good without the jaunty monophonic synth tune at the end. :-(
Hazaaah hazaaah!!!!!
Gaudete!
*Rejoicing sounds*
The square is dead. Long live the square.
I'm a simple pleb. I see Historia Civilis. I click Ave.
DCdabest Nah, you're not a pleb. Everyone that watches Historia Civilis are patricians.
Jotarô Kujo every man a patrician
@@uri_9158. I like the way you think.
@@EthanDyTioco Hueyus Longinus
Here's the battle summarized in 3 words :
"Wow, that...worked..?"
Honestly, the part where brutus and friends went up the mountains and just went on a four day of simply "living" and having fun made me smile... I mean, after so much turmoil, stress, death, war and loss, what better thing to do than have a 4 days bender of drinking and reciting greek poetry with your buddies?
Yeah but the whole time brutus knew he was gonna off himself
Thats crazy
@@dam11232 and that's what makes it even more poetic
Victory. Victory is better.
@@Ozymannaz idk man, just more turmoil and political schemes to deal with...
@@yiftacheliav1099I mean, Octavian won so much that nobody else was there to plot against him tbf.
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous incompetency
Just Vienna this is a great quote lmfao
It really hurts after seeing Caesars career
What democracy?
Domanta Spot the 12 year old
*attempts to clap and misses each hand*
Brutus: I will die a honorable man.
Also Brutus: Ayyy men, wanna sack some Roman cities???
And yes, Brutus is an honourable man
@@rogerpark3684 Undoubtedly they are all honorable men
@Domantas *Killed his adoptive father to save the Republic
@@theholyinquisition389 *Murdered his adoptive father - who truly, deeply, sincerely loved him - out of ideological loyalty to a rotting carcass that was already dead and gone.
He is remembered as a staple of treachery. He went down in history as one of the most infamous people in Rome
Little cubes should not display so much emotion but here we are. Amazing how clear the story is with a few colors, very well done. The binge has been real with this channel and I've loved every minute of it.
If Historia Civilis doesn't release another video soon, I'm going to Brutus myself
he released a video on patrion. doubt he wouldn't
Please, don't... Brutulise yourself. xD
this was impresive levels of inconpetance
*impressive *incompetence (irony or just not native to english?)
I've always felt that accidents and incompetence makes for most interesting history, especially when people screwing up are given a victory they also screw up.
Tigersharkwoo you got pinned gg
[Sheev.jpg] Ironic. [/Sheev.jpg]
why is this comment pinned? Is he doing a social experiment or something, lol?
Rome: Makes Caesar a God
Tribune Aquila: I do not approve of this
Were they actually attacking those women under Hortensia? LOL!
@Carlos Adrián Aguirre Julius Caesar: Memelord of Antiquity
ok guys tribune aquilla says no so caesar isnt a god amymore
LMAOO
The real joke is that in about 400 years someone else with a name starting with A will not approve of this and he'll actually get his way.
"But why would they do a stupid thing like that?"
Find out in the next episode of Dragon Rome Z!
Just imagine what Caesar could do with 17 legions.
2 of them fighting
2 of them desperately trying to find food
13 of them building walls
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 just imagine how many walls he could build
Better than the great wall of china
1 legion chilling as reserve.
He could have built a wall around Parthia
The irony is Brutus probably ended up killing himself with the same hand he used to murder Julius Caesar.
Funny how everybody but Octavian was stabbed to death.
@off baperan Octavian was the Imperator.
I think he fell on his sword
@@MillenniumRP Dude spoilers
@Garren *Augustus:*
"Octavian? Who?"
I laughed so hard when he said Brutus accidentally flanked Octavian's army. How do you accidentally win a battle xD
When both sides are so poorly led that's basically the only outcome. It is pretty funny
That's Brutus for you.
Happens more often then any general would ever want to admit.
Oh my god, me too
is there a list of accidentally-won battles?
That anecdote about Hortensia was absolutely fascinating. She marched into a public event, seized the mic from three of the most powerful men in the world, accused them of murdering Romans, articulated ideas about gender, governance, taxation, all thousands of years ahead of her time, and actually won. Beyond brave.
Hortensia kind of forgot she didn't live in XX century CE.
@@masterexploder9668she got what she wanted anyway despite the roman republic's severe sexism, that makes her accomplishment even more incredibly impressive
@@glovesflared"severe sexism", boy oh boy do you need to reread your Roman History.
Roman's actually gave Roman Women (patricians) lots of leeway and power, especially since their husbands were often away on campaign and unable to manage their estates.
If the Romans were "sexist" (ie, treating women like they always have been up until the 20th century), they would've been far more harsh than just giving in to their demands.
ceasar and pompey watching all this from the underworld
"we fought a civil war for this?"
Caesar was playing 4D chess with his enemies. I don't know what these guys were doing, but I'm pretty sure someone ate the rulebook.
MrSamulai they tried to win on a Draw 4 in Uno.
"Numbers! Sheer numbers!"
"Hey let's tax HALF of all from yield what could go wrong"
Farm* not from
@@doomdrake123 I mean, i hate that guy, but he was definitely a great strategist. Though he did get Lucky many times.
Caesar vs Pompey:
Full mankind's military brilliancy from both sides
Brutus vs Octavian:
Two kids, trying to slap each other, trying to look like their elders from the first part of my comment, only slaping themselves instead
Денис Баннов 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's what can you expect from statesmen.
Caesar and Pompey were generals.
Caesar and Pompey, especially Caesar, were both
@@UncleMerlin Antony was anything but a statesman
Hell, Caesar vs Vercingetorix
I feel sad for both Cassius and Antony. Having to put up with shitty teammates sucks a lot.
I’d feel a lot worse for Cassius and Antony if they hadn’t done such shitty things prior to this. Sacking Roman cities and selling their inhabitants into slavery? Pretty shitty Cassius. Murdering Cicero? You’re garbage Antony. Pure. Garbage.
Cassius himself made the biggest mistake personally, even if he could have had military potential. Brutus might have lost right there if he had not bribed the legions
15:44
When this series wants to be eerie, it can be surprisingly eerie.
*Happy birthday.*
I waited almost 2 months for 20 minutes of Roman history.
It was worth the wait.
Or you could become a patron and get access 10 days earlier
Last one Rome video came out 4 months ago :( It's been a long time, been a long time
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
You should seek counseling. I used to be an imperium junkie myself. I still watch Rome during Trajan but i am clean.
"Its hard to imagine how they could possibly screw this up, unless they turned on each other or something. But why would they do a stupid thing like that?" - Man, i cant wait for the sequel! :D
3:05, I find this really funny
Like they just started collecting the triumphants family
I'm digging that "Slightly More Historically Accurate Senate Building Glam Up" 👉😊👉
Jesse H. Same
After cutting to the Senate for the 10,000th time, I figured that "Lazy Senate Background" finally had to go.
Historia Civilis I shall miss the old senate house, but I guess it’s for the best.
@@HistoriaCivilis technically we can say it's after renovation post burning down
@@HistoriaCivilis I like the old one more, but it's for the best.
On a previous episode of Historia Civilis: "...Brutis's first instinct seems to always be to wait, which is an alarming trait for a leader."
Current episode:
"I CHOOSE TO WAIT"
I'm willing to wait for it~
>:)
@ShoeUnited Brutus's*
Shocking!
I rewatch the whole series that Historia Civilis does from Cicero’s year until this moment every couple of months and every time I get depressed that there isn’t more... looking forward to the next episode
“Octavian had a habit of falling ill at convenient times” same
“The concept of economics had not been invented yet, and... it shows” lol
Politicians still try to squeeze the tax base to fund their pet schemes and are still surprised when it gets up and walks away. See California.
@Ved Singh pre feudal rome was better than feudal Europe 😈😈😈😈
@Ved Singh HAHAHAH bald
@Ved Singh you are bald
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You realize how good of a general Caesar is when you have a battle with 4 generals and all of them are bad.
@CommandoDude Caesar was a genius of a general, but you got admit that dude was super lucky at times.
@@MillenniumRP Caesar definitely had some lucky moments, but it takes skill to seize those opportunities
Antony was actually an excellent cavalry commander with battle experience
@@titusmanlius6922yeah and that was before the gaulic wars to I beleive, and he prolly wouldve learnt a lot under ceaser
Caeser's era had a lot of great generals and military commanders. Caeser, Pompey, Vercingeterix......
As a massive history geek lemme just say props to you for making a lot of normal human beings who are not nearly as autistic as us interested in roman politics and moving squares
“We’re just trying to get you to turn against your own husband! And you rudely send us away?!” -Hortensia probably
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I’m gonna ask Tribune Aquila if I can say “go f*** yourself” to him
They couldn’t ask him anymore at this point
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Tribune Aquila died in this video.
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 Don't
*spoilers 21:15 "It's hard to imagine how they could screw this up, unless they turned on each other or something, but why would they do a stupid thing like that!"
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@@chaptap8376 Based
@@chaptap8376 hehehe
@@chaptap8376 nice
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Brutus: I will be remembered for my virtue.
Historian: We are not questioning your virtue Brutus. We are denying it’s existence.
@@caiawlodarski5339 That's really not true. Historians usually try not to "moralize" but they very often do make value judgments of the choices of those they study.
The work of history is a work of storytelling after all. An attempt to piece together events separated from us by time and space into a coherent, explitive narrative to create an understanding of the past using the barest scraps of info. This story is not a simple morality fable, so we don't see historians usually crafting "good guys and bad guys" but judgments of what choices were made always happen. It's the way of things.
But... Shakespeare
I mean, I'm willing to bet that more people are aware of Brutus in Julius Caesar than Brutus in real life.
Ah cut him some slack, he's better than Marc Antony.
I don't think he'd care to have his virtue questioned by an imp.
@@micah8488 Finally someone understood that reference!
I miss the old beat at the end
sameeee ;-;
These dumb generals dont deserve the beats lmao
We needs the beats.
I miss the Caesar square😪
I miss Cicero butting in.
“Remembered for his virtue” welp that did not age well
"Remembered for his virtue" He's probably referring to his strict policy of waiting.
This is probably my 3rd or 4th time watching through this video. Great job narrating and commenting these videos are why I love history so much. Your story telling and speculation of sources shows history is so much more than a fact of a matter but a dynamic story with many different truths and perspectives. Keep up the good work.
“We got you a present for your birthday, death!”
“Oh you guys.”
Just what I asked for!
"You shouldn’t have! No really, I wanted live through this."
No better present for traitors =)
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka that's like saying the Jedi were traitors.
@@BlitzerXYZ errr.... kinda dont like star wars, so i kind of sont know what the Jedi actually are, i heard the name but, nothing else
Brutus: I will be remembered for my Virtue.
Dante: I was looking for someone to cast into Satan's three jaws next to Judas and Casius.
I mean - Brutus was a horrible person
Yeah, the guy that literally promised the ability to sack ROMAN cities to his legions.
Plutarch, in his "Life of Brutus" from Parallel Lives, mentions that Brutus' enemies respected him, recounting that Antony once said that "Brutus was the only man to have slain Caesar because he was driven by the splendour and nobility of the deed
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You know, the way you talk about Labienus, I'm getting the impression that "Caesar's right hand man" might have just been his first name.
Servum Caesaris Labienus!
Wish it was my first name
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 not gonna lie, that's beautiful. The Labienus-square might disagree
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ALL RIGHT BOYS CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES HISTORIA CIVILIS JUST CAME OUT WITH ANOTHER BANGER !!!
I'm not sure what this means but that doesn't mean I don't want to be involved
Good thing I don’t have to drive right now. Productivity have been shot to zero.
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Civis: the battle was a draw
Caesar in heaven: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!
Caesar ain't in heaven if there is one
@@ourowndevices5907 Why not?
Majestic BreadDX not a religious man myself but im game, so lets start with the entirety of western Europe..
@@ToughCheese I'm fairly sure that no matter what god that you prey to if you commit genocide you are automatically banished from heaven. Caesar is in the same afterlife club as Hitler and King Leopold II.
he's in Elysium, with all of the other great Romans up through Majorian.
I was expecting the Octavian square to have little green squares coming out of him as her moved side to side on the ship.
Wouldn't that mean he's vomiting people though?
Vomiting Gauls probably they are normally green.
@@derekp2236 or did he eat Cicero
@@derekp2236 I laughed far too hard at this mental image.
@@yochaiwyss3843 Haw Haw Haw
This is by far my favorite youtube channel. The narrating, animations and music is just so good. Never change
I'm alway happy to see a new video from you pop up in my youtube feed. Thank you for the well-researched and well-presented content.
lol, all of Caesar's battles have been like:
* brilliant tactics, strategy, and maneuver coupled with bold construction projects *
meanwhile, we got the kids fighting here like:
* the incompetence happened to work in his favor *
* fortifications and camps all over the place for some reason *
Not all
Caesar, known for his sonic like speed, went across the water too early, losing many many triemes and troops needlessly.
One of his very few tactical mistakes few know.
He bossed mutinous legions though ie his favoured 10th
In all fairness to Octavian, dude knew he wasn't exactly a top-tier commander. Lucky for him he did have Agrippa.
Their future successors came in the form of Justinian and Belisarius. Top 10 historical bromances indeed.
So, Agrippa allowed himself to be outflanked, saw his entire army routed? Perhaps Agrippa was falsely lauded for his martial skills? I know of no strategem or tactical innovation attributed to him. Pompey's son was strangling Rome and Agrippa never got the better of him. I think Agrippa benefitted from being a survivor and being on the side that eventually won.
@@thomashazlewood4658 Agrippa only became Octavian's main general after the death of Salvidienus Rufus, at the time this battle takes place he still had not obtained that position and he was the one that eventually expelled Sextus Pompeius from Sicily, his whole career is one of competence and success, not sure if that alone is enough to put him among the great generals of history but I think he is comfortably the best roman general of his generation alongside maybe Ventidius Bassus.
@@Sealdeam Thanks for your views, Sealdeam. However, it is my understanding that Sextus' fleets strangled Rome's grain supplies, to the frustration of Augustus. Augustus built two large fleets to fight him and both were lost, while the grain embargo continued. Finally, Sextus was lured into a political agreement which resolved the embargo. He was not defeated militarily, he was seduced into defeat by clever politics.
@@thomashazlewood4658 it is true that Octavian failed to defeat Sextus and that eventually a treaty was signed between him and the Triumvirs but that peace was broken and the eventual fall of Sextus was due a successful military campaign led by Agrippa, it is more than likely that Octavian's own failures against Sextus were the main factor that lead to his decision to fully delegate military affairs to more capable members of his faction namely Agrippa and Statilius Taurus; but the cause of the start of hostilities between them was due the defection of one of Sextus' generals so intrigue also played a part in that conflict.
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Does everybody here still miss Labienus or am I just weird? I was somewhat happy to hear his name in this video.
Good night my sweet prince...
Poor Labienus... I miss him too.
I really miss Labienus-square😪😍
All the people I mess
1. Crassus (Died 53 BC, marking the end of the Triumvirate) - While many see him as a politician with no military talent - But like, he won so many before Carrhae
2. Labienus (Died 45 BC, marking the end of the Civil war)
3. Caesar (Died 44 BC, marking the end of the Republic)
4. Cicero (Died 43 BC, marking the end of all remaining chances of restoring the republic)
When was Rome founded? 753 BC
When was Rome lost? 753 AD
When was the Roman empire destroyed? 474 AD
When was the Roman empire Destroyed? 1456 AD
When was the Roman empire destroyed? When brutes killed the man in charge
When was the Roman kingdom destroyed? When Brutus killed the man in charge
When was the Roman republic destroyed? When Brutus killed the man in charge
When did Brutus kill the man in charge? in 509 BC
When did Brutus kill the man in charge? In 44 BC
When did brutes kill the man in charge? In 1453 AD
Who was the first Roman ruler? Romulus
Who was the first Roman emperor? Augustus
Who was the last Emperor/Ruler? Romulus Augustulus
Who was the last Roman Emperor/ruler? Constantine Augustus
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@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 no the guy in charge of the roman kingdom was banished not killed
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Ceasar must have rolled in his grave when he saw that battle.
"WHERE THE HELL IS BUILDING A FORTIFICATION ! I DID IT EVERYTIME YOU PLEBS"
you can see that marc antony worked under ceasar, as he immediately started building a fence in the march
@@Lucas-po6mn He also moved right up to breathing distance of Cassius, another of Caesar's tricks.
@@napoleoncomplex2712All of his moves ended up being half baked though. The fence idea didn't go far enough and the redeploying accidentally ended up with a huge battle.
He tried.
@@Supernoxus Fair points. Bear in mind that he was dealing with rookie legions on a much larger scale than usual. He didn't have Caesar's veterans who could turn on a dime.
@@napoleoncomplex2712 Caesar's veterans did not become veterans instantly.
There goes my morning productivity
It's Night for me
@@juliuscaesar8925 one would have thought that you lived in Italy though
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Yoo same here
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I actually feel a little bad for Octavian in this situation. The guy was not a brilliant general like Caesar was, his brilliance was in politics and administration. The thing is Octavian knew he was no good at this but because of Roman society had to pretend to be a soldier. Letting the actual soldiers do their thing and staying out of their way was the smart thing to do, especially when considering how Brutus ended up when he tried to play soldier.
"The graves are full with middling swordsmen, better not be swordman at all than to be a middling swordman"
-Octavian
And then he got called loser by his team, but it’s fine, everyone liked Augustus I guess
how is brutus "trying to play" soldier? he was literally forced into being a soldier in this situation
@@protonjones54 Brutus loses my sympathy because he brought this on himself. He assassinates Caesar after he was pardoned by him and then just expects to be rewarded and cheered for his actions. He totally botches the post-assassination situation by always making the wrong choice. He was clearly no leader and always seemed to go for the choice that required the least amount of effort from himself. He was a spoiled rich kid who cruised through life and the only reason he was brought in on the conspiracy was because of his family name. Brutus seemed to think he was greater then he actually was while Octavian always seemed to have a clear view of what his own strengths and weaknesses were.
@@Wilahelm2 Coz Brutus is Kenobi of that story. All down for the Republic. Not all of them can be Vader.