Vercingetorix (52 to 50 B.C.E.)

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  • @stevenreid2223
    @stevenreid2223 6 років тому +2642

    Quotes by Julius Caesar
    The Dye is Cast - 49 B.C.E.
    Veni, Vidi, Vici - 47 B.C.E.
    I got the worst fucking legates. - 52 B.C.E.

    • @easternhills1329
      @easternhills1329 6 років тому +219

      I'm sorry to point it out, but the chronologically messed up quotes felt a bit uncomfortable to read.

    • @TheNodrokov
      @TheNodrokov 6 років тому +396

      Ah, who can forget the time Caesar famously cast hundreds of tons of dye into the Rubicon river, turning it bright yellow

    • @danieljhalab6775
      @danieljhalab6775 3 роки тому +59

      @@TheNodrokov i started laughing like a Damm maniac thank you

    • @chimeforest
      @chimeforest 3 роки тому +51

      Didn't he get to choose his legates?
      Pretty sure he did.. and that makes this all the funnier xD

    • @danieljhalab6775
      @danieljhalab6775 3 роки тому +7

      @@chimeforest yes

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 4 роки тому +3456

    If he wanted to make Caesars life as miserable as possible he should just have brought tribune of the plebs Pontius Aquila.

    • @Falor5151
      @Falor5151 4 роки тому +778

      Caesar would have built a third wall, but he wasn't sure Tribune Aquila would allow it.

    • @tituslabienus01
      @tituslabienus01 3 роки тому +48

      @@Falor5151 😂😂😂

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 3 роки тому +176

      @@tituslabienus01 Build the wall and make the Gauls pay for it.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 3 роки тому +23

      That’s beautiful

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 3 роки тому +121

      @@robertjarman3703 but first you've got to ask Trubune Aquila if the gauls should pay

  • @obiwanmolobi3955
    @obiwanmolobi3955 4 роки тому +1929

    5:40
    Vergingetorix: "We're going to use the Fabian strategy!"
    Gallic paesant: "The what?"

    • @ApocalexNow
      @ApocalexNow 4 роки тому +224

      Gallic peasant: Oh, right yes. Umm... What's a punic?

    • @nowaskmehow
      @nowaskmehow 4 роки тому +10

      The teevee taught you to despise peasants?

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 4 роки тому +35

      Fabian tactics are useful only when your on home terrain. Questinable at best when you dont have the home advantage.

    • @matthewmatt5285
      @matthewmatt5285 4 роки тому +59

      @@ilkkarautio2449 Well of course,.You have to have food and supply to use it,.Captain obvious

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 4 роки тому +67

      @@matthewmatt5285 Not a captain yet. Im a leutenant. And some points are good no matter how simple.

  • @johncisney15
    @johncisney15 4 роки тому +2369

    "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life. -Jean Luc Picard" -Vercingetorix

    • @timothydelacy9571
      @timothydelacy9571 3 роки тому +178

      He who knows when to fight and when not to will always be victorious. -Sun Tzu
      Yeah vercingetorix made a mistake by fighting.

    • @billybones6463
      @billybones6463 3 роки тому +33

      chess is the same way. took me a long time to comprehend that one. no mistakes means I at least draw right? no...

    • @laughingskull3881
      @laughingskull3881 3 роки тому +138

      @@timothydelacy9571 so u would not fight If ur country was being over run by genocidal tyrants?

    • @luciusvibiusvictorianus9457
      @luciusvibiusvictorianus9457 3 роки тому +135

      @@timothydelacy9571 He didn't so much make a mistake by fighting, he made a mistake by being impatient. Patience on the part of the Gauls would've gone a very long way. Attacking the two legions guarding the food supply would've been a big help too.

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 3 роки тому +34

      Exactly. Every single battle has a winner and a loser and so many factors are at play. Even the greatest Generals have been in near death situations due to their own folly of just nature of battle. It's how life works. Historia Civils last video on Alexander the Greats first campaigns in his first battle as leader he was stabbed by a spear in the back of the head and fell unconscious via concussion. Caesar admitted to being very lucky. The Parthians that killed Marcus Crassus had no idea they were just about to destroy a 40'00 strong army with only 10'00 archers. So many things can affect a battle.
      Vercinjetorixs mistake it looks like was climbing the hill and allowing himself to get surrounded. But it's been over 2000 years it's easy to claim it was a mistake but while it was happening there could have been so many factors at play and going into your base would have been the best bet. Maybe they feared Caesar had hidden reinforcements. Infact id say the mistake was the fault of whoever decided to build their fortress keep on a big hill with hard access to resupply. And that could have happened 100 years before Vercingetorix even inherited it.
      Some Gaulic generals lost battles because their fellow Aristocratic Gaulic Elites fighting along side the Gaulic King in question refused to fight unless the king dismounted his horse and fight on foot too. To maintain equality. But doing so robbed the King of his ability to command and pay orders and navigate the war and battles of entire wars were lost of this mistake and had subsequent genocides happen to the losing sides. Not in this particular war but in Roman/Gaul history in general.
      Vercingetorix was a badass though. Him and Decabaleus from the future. Who's name translates to "The Strength of Ten Men" who was a very savvy operator that gave the best Roman Emperor, Trajan, a difficult time and his predecessors hell. Decabelus would ask the Romans for money to defend his client kingdom against invaders and when the Romans paid he would use the funds to build walls on the Roman side of his border. To make it harder for Romans to invade. And many Romans died trying to climb those walls paid for with Roman money by the time Trajan came about.

  • @vesteel
    @vesteel 6 років тому +3191

    A fucking 30 minute video from Historia Civilis... This satisfies my box killing fetish

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 6 років тому +77

      Its a surprisingly popular fetish

    • @CHristofROSmaRIs13
      @CHristofROSmaRIs13 6 років тому +43

      did someone say box killing fetish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому +6

      KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!
      Sorry this just happens sometime-KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!

    • @KitteridgeStudios
      @KitteridgeStudios 6 років тому +4

      Is this a dream? It's gotta be a dream, right?

    • @Metalteeth91
      @Metalteeth91 6 років тому +4

      Best comment i have seen today, thank you sir!

  • @martynkalendar
    @martynkalendar 6 років тому +3536

    Vercingetorix: It's over Caesar, I have the high ground!
    Caesar: You underestimate my legions!

    • @jameslambert1479
      @jameslambert1479 6 років тому +69

      Thought the exact same thing when he mentioned them taking the hills

    • @zakback9937
      @zakback9937 6 років тому +56

      Cough cough siege equipments cough cough ballistas cough cough...

    • @HateTaxesWASt
      @HateTaxesWASt 6 років тому +161

      Dude, go get that cough checked out.

    • @Duhya
      @Duhya 6 років тому +31

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    • @martynkalendar
      @martynkalendar 6 років тому +23

      Duhya this is getting out of hand! Now there are two of us!

  • @tyty-xm8fw
    @tyty-xm8fw 4 роки тому +1608

    I love how Caesar became a bird during these wars. He was constantly having to fly south for the winter.

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 4 роки тому +37

      yea wars remained unchanged in Europe up to WW2 even, summer was the favorite period to fight

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 3 роки тому +71

      @@Iason29 Humans: Hay, let's fight during the Summer!
      *Humans fight during the Summer*
      Humans: Oh, Sh*t! Winter is coming. Would it be great, if we could fight all year round?
      Also Humans: *Starts Global worming*

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 3 роки тому +26

      @Leif H The Earth can typically recover the damage done to the ozone by its own geological rumblings. We however, are pumping far too much into the atmosphere and are punching holes in the ozone, allowing heat to get trapped at a far higher rate. This is what anyone means when they say we're 'causing global warming'. What they mean is we're accelerating and intensifying it.

    • @WildWombats
      @WildWombats 2 роки тому +4

      Some people assume because Earth naturally produces a lot of CO2 that no amount of CO2 can ever possibly be too much and we can spew as much CO2 and other greenhouse gases with 0 repercussions whatsoever. When you say it like that, it really makes them sound very silly to think that they can do as they please with no repercussions to their actions, but that's not even the half of it. So, they say nature will take care of it? Well, have you forgotten that humans have been eroding nature away with cities, and that humans deforest constantly? What about the Amazon rainforest which is also actively being deforested? So we can apparently just deforest the world, uproot much of the vegetation and turn it into concrete, we can fuck the oceans by dumping our sewage and pollutants in the rivers, streams, lakes, and oceans along with other general trash, we can burn as much fossil fuel and emit as much CO2 as we want, and the "nature" that we've been destroying will take care of it.... Yeahh... hard to say "nature took care of it before, nature will take care of it again" when you've reduced nature by (just giving an arbitrary number) over half, while adding more of the pollutants to the air in addition to that.

    • @interestingtimes3296
      @interestingtimes3296 Рік тому +7

      You know to the 3 provinces he was supposed to be running...

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 2 роки тому +380

    The fact that a major part of Roman-era warfare was “build stuff in about a day” will never stop being amazing to me. The fact that Caesar mobilized all but two of his legions, marched for a day, and got to his destination by evening is crazy. Even more crazy is the fact that the Gauls built a 6-foot stone wall in about 24 hours

    • @zifny3035
      @zifny3035 Рік тому +63

      It's easy to forget the sheer size of some of these armies. It's obviously still impressive to build a stone wall that quickly, but it's much easier when you have 30,000+ people helping.

    • @thatguythatdoesstuff5784
      @thatguythatdoesstuff5784 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@zifny3035It's also worthwhile to point out for those in the U.S that Europe is a comparatively much more compact continent than North America so the distances make a little more sense that they made it that quickly if they were traveling with haste

    • @PointnShootMovies
      @PointnShootMovies 10 місяців тому +23

      @@thatguythatdoesstuff5784the sheer size of this country goes so under appreciated. I drive the distance of a somewhat small European country every day for work, and don’t need to know any other language

    • @Satan-lb8pu
      @Satan-lb8pu 5 місяців тому +6

      ​​@@PointnShootMoviesi drive 5min in my country, i cross into another linguistic region with another culture.

    • @kristianharapan5741
      @kristianharapan5741 4 місяці тому

      So fortnite is essentially a roman warfare, I see

  • @chrisresnikoff1741
    @chrisresnikoff1741 6 років тому +1753

    "I need 10,000 volunteers!"
    "What for?"
    "I need 9,999 volunteers!"
    "Fack!"

    • @alimertc
      @alimertc 4 роки тому +17

      haha :D

    • @kerriehowe8844
      @kerriehowe8844 4 роки тому +23

      I'm sorry I know this was 2 years ago but I don't get the joke

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 4 роки тому +173

      @@kerriehowe8844 By speaking up, the guy volunteered himself.

    • @kerriehowe8844
      @kerriehowe8844 4 роки тому +20

      @@tremedar OK thanks I don't know why i didn't get it it went right over my head

    • @soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
      @soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 4 роки тому +12

      @@kerriehowe8844 the gaul leader asked for 10000 volunteers to sneak inside the fortified town and help defending it

  • @CryptidFlame
    @CryptidFlame 6 років тому +2920

    Ceaser watched the reports come in with growing concern.
    Ceaser: I am concerned!
    Again, 10/10 acting as always

    • @emperorleroy6747
      @emperorleroy6747 5 років тому +158

      These MS paint squares deserve an Oscar.

    • @noDice07
      @noDice07 5 років тому +51

      Caesar*

    • @frankstein7631
      @frankstein7631 5 років тому +15

      He's a teaser.

    • @hebehh
      @hebehh 4 роки тому +21

      never thought Id get this emotional towards squares

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 4 роки тому

      wrg

  • @thebadshave503
    @thebadshave503 5 років тому +636

    "I mean, all we need to do is build fortifications faster than Romans. How hard can that be?"

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 4 роки тому +20

      Rome had a civil war with soldiers of the same training, in the end its not all about building but imagination

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 3 роки тому +63

      Vercingetorix: We will build a Wall, and make the Romans pay for it!
      Caeser: That's a great idea!
      Vercingetorix: What?
      Caeser: What?

    • @BattleCookie404
      @BattleCookie404 3 роки тому +5

      "I mean that would work if we wouldnt sleep in till noon so often."

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому +3

      @@fristnamelastname5549 Caesar: Funny, that’s what I was about to say about you Gauls...

    • @LanMandragon1720
      @LanMandragon1720 3 роки тому

      @@Iason29 This is Rome "a civil war" is one hell of an understatement.

  • @roadhigher
    @roadhigher 4 роки тому +1056

    About the massacre at Uxellodunum, the local Gauls who lived in the area and the city were part of the Senones tribe, the same Gallic Tribe that sacked Rome all those Centuries ago. That's why Caesar went full postal on their city, as a symbolic revenge for Rome.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 роки тому +153

      I guess you could say they were a handful?

    • @cloore3239
      @cloore3239 3 роки тому +42

      someone who understands finally

    • @gigantorize
      @gigantorize 3 роки тому +63

      Thank you. And more important even than that was the horrific way the Gauls/Celts invaded western Europe as they took over vast areas of land in great numbers supposedly because of the "bad climate" where they use to live.

    • @cloore3239
      @cloore3239 3 роки тому +2

      @Jack McCalla ok bro cool bro ancient warfare much bro?

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 роки тому +1

      @Jack McCalla Cool story bro.

  • @francispauwels1071
    @francispauwels1071 6 років тому +3933

    I love how this guy turns the continuity of Roman history into an epic tale you'd expect to find in adventure novels.

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 4 роки тому +400

      That's because Real History is actually far more epic than even the best adventure novel or Hollywood movie

    • @sethtate2079
      @sethtate2079 4 роки тому +157

      @@Laotzu.Goldbug right...A combination of skill, bravery, intelligence, and a little luck made caesar as the most interesting person in written history.

    • @TheCaptainZodo
      @TheCaptainZodo 4 роки тому +132

      @@sethtate2079 He was also a power-hungry megalomaniac who committed untold amounts of war crimes and almost single-handedly turned the Roman Republic into an autocratic authoritarian state.

    • @dynamicpaintball
      @dynamicpaintball 4 роки тому +230

      ​@@TheCaptainZodo Every other leader at the time committed war crimes as well lol. Did you miss the part where the Gauls went from town to town killing Roman civilians and traders? War fucking sucks and a lot of innocent people die, that's why we should be thankful we live in an era where that isn't *quite* as common place.
      Not defending Caesar either, but to paint him as the sole source of evil is a bit one sided.
      Also, the guy conquered a pretty significant portion of the known world. Like it or not, he was a strategic genius.

    • @stonem0013
      @stonem0013 4 роки тому +43

      @@dynamicpaintball he didn't paint him as the sole source of evil, just evil. Why straw man?

  • @ethan5354
    @ethan5354 6 років тому +866

    30 minutes of MS Paint squares getting massacred and rapidly spinning?
    better than any emoji themed movie

    • @oxanavoracek9494
      @oxanavoracek9494 4 роки тому +11

      They're making a fucking playmobile movie now too

    • @wilsonstone935
      @wilsonstone935 4 роки тому +4

      Need to send in some blue squares in to put a halt to all that senseless violence

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 4 роки тому +4

      @@wilsonstone935 nah, send in the blue rectangular elephants

    • @wyattrox03
      @wyattrox03 4 роки тому +8

      Why compare him to something so degenerate, this is better than documentaries with pictures

  • @EricRosenwaldPhotography
    @EricRosenwaldPhotography 5 років тому +863

    This channel is amazing. It’s written in such a conversational, concise manner and is without the cheesy romantic tone so common of historical documentaries. The graphics are perfect, too.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 роки тому +14

      @Hubris Yeah, while objectively the likes of Kings & Generals and, even more so, Epic History TV have infinitely better animations to rely on, the abundance of background details sometimes makes it harder to keep track of what's going on. At the same time, this attitude doesn't work quite as well while having to portray army units fighting on the same side but under different commanders.

    • @danielvaldez9946
      @danielvaldez9946 2 роки тому +5

      Thats a good story teller for you. He does his research to find the thrilling story line behind history and knows all he has to do for a cracking video is to do it justice with his narration.

    • @johnfoerster7533
      @johnfoerster7533 Рік тому +2

      agree about the tone and content but the graphics? really? not even an occasional overview shot showing the real landscape? when it is critical to understand the context (e.g. Gergovia hills etc)-- is that asking too much in this age of easy-to-implement digital imagery?

    • @PointnShootMovies
      @PointnShootMovies 10 місяців тому +1

      @@johnfoerster7533if you can do better, I’m sure Civilis will hire you

  • @daniyalkhuhro7443
    @daniyalkhuhro7443 5 років тому +303

    Alright, who gave Caesar the console commands

    • @holmgeirgautreksson2451
      @holmgeirgautreksson2451 4 роки тому +114

      *Consul commands

    • @maxnovakovics2568
      @maxnovakovics2568 4 роки тому +2

      They're playing fortnite dude 😂

    • @mashucha
      @mashucha 4 роки тому

      @@CC-tl3zs r/ihavereddit

    • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
      @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 4 роки тому +5

      Apparently someone told Caesar about ~ Annex GUL

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 3 роки тому +14

      @@warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Gallic relief army appears
      Caesar: tag gul
      tag ita
      Uxellodunum: This war isn't over yet!
      Caesar: Alright I've had enough of this....
      ~annex gul

  • @kamco1233
    @kamco1233 6 років тому +1813

    Historia Civilis new Video? Vercingetorix? 30 Minutes? Battling coloured squares in 4K??!! Count me in!

    • @AtomicPeacenik
      @AtomicPeacenik 6 років тому +30

      Livto This has to be one of his best yet. Man, I love this channel.

    • @WknGrAsfvXv
      @WknGrAsfvXv 6 років тому +6

      Psycho Mantis?

    • @brauliosuarez7440
      @brauliosuarez7440 6 років тому +41

      I bought a new 4k display just for these squares.

    • @texaskosmonawt9987
      @texaskosmonawt9987 6 років тому +1

      Vercingetorix Victor of a hundred Battles
      *Caesar:* Well, shit!

    • @stefanodegioia1598
      @stefanodegioia1598 6 років тому +1

      Livto And in glorious 60 FPS!!

  • @vesteel
    @vesteel 6 років тому +1360

    The city of Avaricum be like: "THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER"

    • @lewisguy6432
      @lewisguy6432 6 років тому +48

      This is the funniest youtube comment I’ve read, hands down

    • @Okxyd
      @Okxyd 6 років тому +183

      "When Rome sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing murderers. They're bringing looters. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."
      -Vercingetorix, 50 B.C.E.

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 6 років тому +23

      And the sad part is that, that's actually true.

    • @rd-6137
      @rd-6137 6 років тому +6

      awesome comment
      have three cookies

    • @bobmartin7068
      @bobmartin7068 6 років тому +6

      vesteel Didnt due them any good, the Romans never gave up, thats why they coquered the world ,of their time.

  • @evan
    @evan 4 роки тому +1995

    I've watched literally every video on this channel now. Never stop please!

    • @TheDrumstickEmpire
      @TheDrumstickEmpire 3 роки тому +2

      Wait wut

    • @louisvalencia5244
      @louisvalencia5244 3 роки тому +56

      Those are rookie numbers, this is like the fifth time I watched this video

    • @timothydelacy9571
      @timothydelacy9571 3 роки тому +9

      Manuel Valencia I like to drink and watch these videos under my SPQR flag. Get on my level.

    • @wyattrox03
      @wyattrox03 3 роки тому +8

      @@louisvalencia5244 that's weak, this has to be my ninth time

    • @anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205
      @anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205 3 роки тому +10

      @@wyattrox03 your all weak this is my 20th time cause I have 1 thing out of most of you
      I have no life

  • @badazzmuffin5781
    @badazzmuffin5781 5 років тому +1050

    I remember killing vercingetorix in Rome total war when he had like 18 followers... it just felt wrong.
    I still killed him, mind you.

    • @frosty2461
      @frosty2461 5 років тому +62

      You monster

    • @TheHomelessDreamer
      @TheHomelessDreamer 5 років тому +121

      At least he died in combat, much nobler than his actual demise. You did him a favor.

    • @lcmiracle
      @lcmiracle 4 роки тому +125

      CA should have given Rome the cultural ability to hold triumphs, with it, the ability to capture enemy leaders.

    • @imgvillasrc1608
      @imgvillasrc1608 4 роки тому +16

      *ROMA INVICTA!* Death to the barbarian traitors!

    • @Heavente
      @Heavente 4 роки тому +14

      Go play Celtic War Rage of War.
      Spoiler:
      You kick Ceasar's ass at Gergovia.

  • @tptallen4498
    @tptallen4498 6 років тому +1501

    Vercingetorix: Ceasar! Surrender!
    Caesar: (types in cheat codes in Total War Console)

    • @golden0426
      @golden0426 6 років тому +12

      TP Tallen HACKS

    • @j0nnyism
      @j0nnyism 6 років тому +98

      TP Tallen ceasar definitely had cheat codes nothing else can explain his victory at alesia. Unless he had some trolls or machine guns or a helicopter with missiles

    • @vitodereine5360
      @vitodereine5360 6 років тому

      YES!

    • @shehabmaher5689
      @shehabmaher5689 6 років тому +45

      Nope, just sheer Roman determination.

    • @1100100il
      @1100100il 6 років тому +33

      and discipline

  • @muharremrevani3895
    @muharremrevani3895 6 років тому +275

    I love how these Caesar videos always include lots of "I dunno how he will get out of this one" moments

    • @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386
      @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 Рік тому +14

      His solution? "Build a wall"

    • @Pao234_
      @Pao234_ Рік тому +4

      @@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 Or "Meh let's go burn some villages"

    • @josepharte
      @josepharte Рік тому +9

      >"The Assassination of Julius Caesar"
      I dunno how he'll get out of this one

  • @fear4658
    @fear4658 2 роки тому +110

    Ceasar winning in Avaricum is LITERAL plot armour - just look at the situation Vercingetorix sets up here!

  • @schroederscurrentevents3844
    @schroederscurrentevents3844 3 роки тому +177

    Can we just take a moment to admire the absolute slaps of songs he uses as his music? It works so well with the story

    • @mpad4497
      @mpad4497 Рік тому

      It’s from the mobile game plague

  • @VoidLantadd
    @VoidLantadd 6 років тому +2016

    When you inevitably do a series on Caesar becoming dictator and defeating Pompey, you have to add a speech bubble over Caesar saying,
    "I AM THE SENATE!"

    • @jisookim6904
      @jisookim6904 5 років тому +133

      And I believe he did so.

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 5 років тому +19

      @@jisookim6904 I have the high ground !

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 років тому +33

      To what the few at the Senate should reply "Not yet"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +60

      Caesar: "I am the Senate"
      Brutus: "Not yet."

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +11

      @@merrittanimation7721 But the Senate didn't die, Brutus did.

  • @napoleonb55
    @napoleonb55 5 років тому +1977

    You know, Vercingetorix was probably a brilliant leader/ commander. But he HAD to face up againt Julius fucking Caesar. Any other Roman General and the Gaullic rebellion might have been successful under Vercingetorix. Parried at every attempt, always 1 step behind, I can only imagine the anguish he felt in his final days.... He tried his best, just to fail in the end. Hats off to the antagonist, leader, rebel that is Vercingetorix.

    • @ultra_epic_guy5966
      @ultra_epic_guy5966 5 років тому +112

      MOLESTERMAN 69 you are right. Other than If he was up against Pompey, the rebellion would have been a flawless victory

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 5 років тому +186

      @@ultra_epic_guy5966
      Not even sure . Cesar was saved because he had labienus with him who won when vercingetorix wasn't here . This gave him the second chance he needed to end Vercingetorix .

    • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
      @celtofcanaanesurix2245 5 років тому +39

      Caesar, the one guy who could defeat Gaul...

    • @flipflierefluiter5665
      @flipflierefluiter5665 5 років тому +83

      Idunno, Caesar is kind of overrated as a tactician. He just seemed to get lucky a lot of times.

    • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
      @celtofcanaanesurix2245 5 років тому +15

      MOLESTERMAN 69 more like protagonist

  • @Misspol222
    @Misspol222 3 роки тому +604

    "In the dead of winter, deep in the forest, the leaders of some of the largest tribes in Gaul met at a sacred grove."
    Not trying to be dramatic or anything but you should definitely write a novel 'cause this is easily one of the most gripping openings like EVER

  • @as7river
    @as7river 5 років тому +144

    26:19 Caesar and the boys looking dope af, if you ask me.

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 4 роки тому +2

      Splash splash I was taking abbath

    • @splinkydoodah
      @splinkydoodah 4 роки тому +1

      Hello, fellow Abbath profile pic.

    • @mutabore7
      @mutabore7 3 роки тому +5

      All the Romans on the left look like Caesar's clones.

    • @JuliusCaesar888
      @JuliusCaesar888 2 роки тому

      Lionel Royer's painting is awesome for sure, but it's actually inaccurate - mainly the armor of the Romans was not of the correct period.

  • @jasv49
    @jasv49 6 років тому +237

    "I'm a goddamn genius." Vercingetorix, 52 B.C.E.

    • @joaopedroleite3672
      @joaopedroleite3672 6 років тому +7

      Amen to that.

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans 6 років тому

      Yeah I have to wonder why he didn't.

    • @ben76326
      @ben76326 6 років тому +1

      BlackDeathViral03 thank you for the explanation. While watching I was thinking that it made no sense, that he shadowed Caesar just to not attack when there was an opening.

    • @fleaz5325
      @fleaz5325 6 років тому +1

      There's a good chance he didn't know Caesar's army was out of provisions, and if he had just attacked him at the siege, it would have been just as well to meet him in open combat, and so much for the Fabian strategy.

  • @TomSistermans
    @TomSistermans 6 років тому +818

    THE. PEOPLE. OF. ROME. DEMAND. SUPPORT. FROM. ITS. BARBARIAN. ALLIES.

    • @RYNCANTAIM
      @RYNCANTAIM 6 років тому +81

      Tom Sistermans Rude.

    • @Gamermaniac1000
      @Gamermaniac1000 6 років тому +129

      Diplomacy Lvl 100/100

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb 6 років тому +58

      When you roll a Nat 1 on your diplomacy check.

    • @castalov247
      @castalov247 6 років тому +43

      Speech increased to 100.

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 років тому +5

      romans of that era didn't have punctuation or spaces between their words... or telegraphs

  • @cristopherhartsock5407
    @cristopherhartsock5407 5 років тому +375

    Dude not only do I adore the accuracy of the information you disseminate as a historian, but as a semi-professional couch youtube surfer I love that you link to your related videos. Your work fits in with what I always say...history doesn't have to be boring if the lecturer makes it fun.

    • @FluffyKedderang
      @FluffyKedderang 5 років тому +14

      "Semi-professional couch youtube surfer"
      I'm pretty sure this right here is why we can't have nice things....

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 4 роки тому +3

      @@FluffyKedderang that raised my eyebrow too.

    • @islandprincess714
      @islandprincess714 4 роки тому +2

      Just another commenter true.

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel Рік тому +1

      Though the narrator's love letter to Vercingetorix at the end was a bit cringe.

  • @8loksewe637
    @8loksewe637 4 роки тому +486

    anyone who tries to tell me Caesar wasn't a red square is a heretic

    • @adamlifevictor5772
      @adamlifevictor5772 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @f.boogaloospook2318
      @f.boogaloospook2318 3 роки тому +6

      I got used to it once i start this series
      Imagine him as a chad like the one in dovahatty

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 3 роки тому +4

      @@f.boogaloospook2318 based

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 3 роки тому

      @@jamiedavies6446 can't wait for libraries to open up again, I haven't been able to rent out books for ages :/ do you know any good digital libraries? There was supposed to be one at b-ok . cc

    • @emileblackwood8338
      @emileblackwood8338 2 роки тому +1

      @@firstname4097 this is very late, but archive . org is pretty good

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs 6 років тому +309

    Aw man, that's a sweet ass, long video.
    Still waiting on that "Caesar marched on Rome" video, though

  • @EpaminondastheGreat
    @EpaminondastheGreat 6 років тому +249

    Goood, goooood. Now I sense your wish to continue your series with Caesar's Civil War. Your channel has grown strong. Only you, can describe Pompey's turn, to the dark side of politics. Use your anger about this, and your journey towards documenting Caesar's wars will be complete! Go on, I can feel your Optimate anger...

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 6 років тому +58

      But from Pompey's point of view, Caesar is evil!

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 6 років тому +5

      Caesar genocided Gaul for the sake of his ambitions in Roman politics. In the end, he got what he deserved.

    • @EpaminondastheGreat
      @EpaminondastheGreat 6 років тому +6

      _The end justifies the means_

    • @JeremyStittsandtheJourney
      @JeremyStittsandtheJourney 6 років тому +5

      Pompey, Cato, Brutus, Cassius - The Equites of the Old Republic

    • @zakback9937
      @zakback9937 6 років тому +8

      Pompey: in the name of the (galactic) you are under arrest. The Senate will decide your fate.
      Caesar:I am the Senate!
      Pompey: not yet.
      Caesar it's treason then
      Roman Civil war begins Brutus leaves after the loss in Greece to Italy and later on Pompey, Cato and Scipio were dead by assassination or suicide etc. And then Brutus as close to Caesar had managed to assassinate him....

  • @beanacomputer
    @beanacomputer 5 років тому +73

    Fabian tactics included the key component of refusing to engage in open battle.

    • @zezinharias
      @zezinharias 5 років тому +12

      It's not a rigid doctrine.

  • @MegaTang1234
    @MegaTang1234 3 роки тому +91

    24:45 personally my favourite depiction of him is in the series Asterix. There's a panel of him surrendering literally throwing his weapons down at Caeser's, causing Caeser to yelp in pain. It represents the situation in a nutshell. While Caeser had bested the Gaul, Vercingetorix made sure the war was as painful as possible for Caeser.

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 2 роки тому +14

      IIRC Asterix shows the scene several times and the picture of the surrender depends on the viewpoint of the person mentioning/remembering it.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 2 роки тому +6

      My high school French teacher had all of the Asterix books, and she let students sign them out. I learned more French from them than I did from her. Uderzo is such a brilliant artist! The body language he gives his characters - Vercingetorix looks SO dejected quand il jete ses armes aux pieds de Jules Cesar. (pardon)

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel Рік тому

      "painful as possible for Caeser"
      Oh, the 20% of the gallic population killed in the gallic wars will probably tell otherwise?

  • @Ben-zg5xb
    @Ben-zg5xb 6 років тому +270

    Your fan base is one of the most loyal, and loving of your content I've ever seen compared to other creators

    • @alecdegraaf442
      @alecdegraaf442 6 років тому +11

      Nobody Important his videos are the only ones that actively have more views than subs

    • @freezia0
      @freezia0 6 років тому +15

      Because it gather respectable people around respectable topics

    • @victortisme
      @victortisme 6 років тому +13

      We're not loyal. At least I certainly am not.
      But every single video of his seems better than the last, while the last was already the best video on youtube.
      What can we do, eh?

    • @jhonhenry9056
      @jhonhenry9056 6 років тому +7

      People who have interest in these videos are usually educated.

  • @ChristofCube
    @ChristofCube 6 років тому +587

    A 30 minute video, Mars has surely blessed us this day!

    • @nobblkpraetorian5623
      @nobblkpraetorian5623 6 років тому +2

      You're mistaken, it wasn't Mars or even Ares who blessed us, but LORD KRATOS

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 6 років тому +13

      Fortune spreads her legs for you. The city is yours.

    • @davidthegamer9108
      @davidthegamer9108 6 років тому +21

      wouldn't it be Minerva, because its educational?

    • @pzkpfwiii1455
      @pzkpfwiii1455 6 років тому +1

      htf5555 Not for sale

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 6 років тому +1

      Minerva a WGTOW

  • @gandalfgrey91
    @gandalfgrey91 2 роки тому +9

    14:52 “30,000 of his CLOSEST friends.” Holy shit, how many friends did this guy have?

  • @charleslathrop9743
    @charleslathrop9743 4 роки тому +118

    14:50 "On the slope leading up to the plateau sat Vercingetorix and 30,000 of his closest friends."
    I am dying. This has to be the most hilarious line in the history of history.

  • @denizmetint.462
    @denizmetint.462 5 років тому +180

    26:19 To be honest, Caesar looks like Napoléon in this picture.

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 4 роки тому +45

      thats cause napoleon tried hard to be like caesar

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 роки тому +9

      That was my impression, too. Doesn't look like a coincidence, Royer probably wanted to drive home the fact that Vercingetorix was facing off against an incredibly mighty opponent. But French Google doesn't return any interesting results when combining the name of the painting and that of Napoleon so who knows.

    • @TheLouisianan
      @TheLouisianan 3 роки тому +14

      @@Iason29 Actually never considered that, but he was a huge fan of Caesar so that makes perfect sense. I figured it was just because the painters were all from the same period and had similar style.

    • @gronizherz3603
      @gronizherz3603 3 роки тому +5

      Both Caesar and Napoléon had aquiline noses, and considering the nose is one of the major features of the face (standing out most, no pun intended) it's easy to see them looking alike due to that.

    • @lonnietoth5765
      @lonnietoth5765 3 роки тому +2

      10th Legion : French artist ?

  • @cruz191091
    @cruz191091 6 років тому +308

    I was half way through Game of Thrones and I get this notification. Game of Thrones can wait.

  • @michaelpisciarino5348
    @michaelpisciarino5348 5 років тому +95

    4:01 What was happening
    5:49 The Fabian Strategy (War of Attrition)
    Scorched Earth
    6:26 To *Avericum*
    7:48 Starving Romans
    10:05 Sinking Ramp
    11:48 Fight
    12:48 Vercingetorix pulls back. Ceaser seeks food and aid
    13:47 Splitting Up. Labienus goes North, Ceaser marches South to *Gergovia*
    16:08 A Messenger brings bad news for Ceaser
    20:00 A Loss 20:37 Loss of Gallic Allies.
    21:58 Vercingetorix Cavalry Charge
    22:54 Regrouping at Alesia
    24:19 *Vercingetorix surrenders and is taken into Roman Custody*
    26:54 Gaulic Armies disappear
    Uxellodunum
    28:00 The Gaulic Wars
    29:10 Rome grows to large levels

  • @ATJ253
    @ATJ253 5 років тому +225

    9:25 has been and will always be my favorite Historia Civilis quote: “But despite their hunger and the relentless rain the Romans were almost finished construction.”

    • @sebastian-benedictflore
      @sebastian-benedictflore 5 років тому +2

      why?

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 5 років тому +28

      @@sebastian-benedictflore The Romans were construction if you take it literally.

    • @sebastian-benedictflore
      @sebastian-benedictflore 5 років тому +2

      @@reinatr4848 I see, thank you.

    • @HolmesCory
      @HolmesCory 5 років тому +17

      I'm drawing a total blank on why that's your favourite quote.

    • @kluasvt828
      @kluasvt828 4 роки тому +7

      @@HolmesCory Could be that any of Caesar's wars almost always ends up in Caesar building. It is just amazing

  • @HistoryTime
    @HistoryTime 6 років тому +725

    A true masterpiece. Bravo sir

  • @Huntfe
    @Huntfe 6 років тому +74

    (Sounding the retreat call)
    Caesar: Let's go home honey.
    First half of the legion: Sure mom. Seconhalf are you coming?
    Second half: Let me just beat this boss.

  • @Phelan666
    @Phelan666 5 років тому +2436

    France's greatest national hero is famous for surrendering.

    • @dflatt1783
      @dflatt1783 5 років тому +403

      I think Napoleon is their greatest hero ..... O wait .... heh :)

    • @lamamigateau8029
      @lamamigateau8029 5 років тому +11

      u forget Napoleon

    • @dflatt1783
      @dflatt1783 5 років тому +274

      @@lamamigateau8029 Napoleon ended up surrendering. Twice I think even heh.

    • @Bardockfan150
      @Bardockfan150 5 років тому +172

      @D Flatt , @LA MAMI Gateau , @D Flatt
      Napoleon may have surrendered at some point(s), but I would argue that he isn't famous for surrendering.

    • @dflatt1783
      @dflatt1783 5 років тому +183

      @@Bardockfan150 He is France's greatest hero (in many people's opinion) and he still surrendered. Personally I would say Charles Martel was France's greatest hero. He basically saved Western civilization at the battle of Poitiers.

  • @Alun49
    @Alun49 2 роки тому +15

    It is interesting how much of the focus on Vercingetorix is on the siege of Alesia and his defeat, yet when we look at his tactics during the Gallic War he was a real match for Ceaser. History changed with his defeat. I have just discovered this channel. Very simple graphics presenting the account of what happened in the Gallic Wars in a way that gives real clarity. There was no need to over-embellish, and consequently you have produced one of the best videos I have seen of such events. Well done, liked and subscribed, and looking forward to working through your videos. I know I will learn and retain a great deal about ancient history. Many thanks!

  • @gamingextreme87
    @gamingextreme87 6 років тому +167

    Please keep this Roman/Caesar series going right until his end!

    • @Braila2000
      @Braila2000 6 років тому +8

      The civil war next

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 6 років тому +8

      The Equalizer
      Caesar to Pompey and the Senate: "Now, what we got here is... failure... to communicate."

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 років тому

      Garret LeBuis Titanfall 2?

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 6 років тому

      Sam Lund
      Cool Hand Luke, actually.

    • @julienducasse3986
      @julienducasse3986 6 років тому

      No, keep it going until Augustus and Mark Antony get Caesar's death.

  • @zakback9937
    @zakback9937 6 років тому +140

    26:10 that's not a Roman shield but a Celtic decorative shield.

    • @50043211
      @50043211 6 років тому +1

      Indeed

    • @matthewfreyta3424
      @matthewfreyta3424 6 років тому +3

      either that or a roman calvary shield.

    • @Calsopify
      @Calsopify 6 років тому +32

      in fact the roman scutum is a slightly altered copy of a Gallic design. The same way the romans saw chainmail and went "hey that's a good idea".

    • @50043211
      @50043211 6 років тому +11

      Same with the adaptation of the Roman helmets. Just take a look at them bevor and after Ceasers "adventures" in Gaul. Gallic black smiths where top notch.

    • @zakback9937
      @zakback9937 6 років тому +7

      Rushmere apparently it's more of the Celtiberian people Shields with the boss and the spine but also the Romans in the Second Punic war were changing the standard sword version to the Hispanic version.

  • @themaxlimelight3757
    @themaxlimelight3757 3 роки тому +48

    Man I love Historia Civilis! This man has absolutely no problem calling out historical figures on the horrific bullshit they did while still being able to compliment their master strokes and feats. It’s refreshing to see someone who doesn’t just ignorantly paint history in black and white, good and evil, and is able to recognize that things are far more complicated. Thank you Historia Civilis, you truly make it a joy to learn about history!

  • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
    @olefredrikskjegstad5972 4 роки тому +62

    22:25 interesting historical detail. Another Roman conqueror, Emperor Nicephorus II Phocas, would use a tactic much like this as his go-to strategy for defeating the Emirate of Aleppo, the main Eastern foe of the Roman (Byzantine) Empire in the early-to-mid 10th century. His infantry marched in a square formation, and their main task was to withstand Cavalry charges, while their own Cavalry were expected to actually do most of the fighting. If needed, those Cavalry units could fall back to the infantry square to regroup. Eric Mcgeer's book _"Sowing the Dragon's teeth"_ is really good for this

    • @MrCount84
      @MrCount84 3 роки тому +1

      NihilisticEntropy he was thought

    • @raymondkisner9240
      @raymondkisner9240 3 роки тому +1

      Yes he was a Roman. The Roman Empire was a truly fair and amazing one. You have citizenship rights which not many empires at any time would give.

    • @revanofkorriban1505
      @revanofkorriban1505 Рік тому

      And the Crusaders would use it when they fought the Turks.

  • @belisariusthegreat7749
    @belisariusthegreat7749 6 років тому +790

    Hannibal:Crosses the Alps during the Winter.Loses half his army.
    Caesar:Crosses the Alps during the Winter.Brings a fuckin' shovel.

    • @zakback9937
      @zakback9937 6 років тому +13

      Belisarius The Great there weren't roads?
      Meh perhaps the part of the alps he was going was more hazard?

    • @belisariusthegreat7749
      @belisariusthegreat7749 6 років тому +72

      Perhaps, and maybe he was also crossing just a sliver of the Alps instead of the entire length of it.Still, it certainly is impressive that Caesar got his force to move that quickly through such difficult terrain. Quite a bit of Caesar's military success can be attributed to his ability to respond to new threats and information extremely quickly, sometimes even catching his enemies off guard.That reminds me of another great Roman leader Basil II, whose force was so ridiculously mobile (each man had a mount for both himself and his equipment) that sources say they traveled at lighting speed, and much like Caesar surprised enemies with their rapid responses, gaining many victories in the process.

    • @TheCookieRave
      @TheCookieRave 6 років тому +78

      Hannibal was in a much more dangerous position in terms of supply. He had enemies on both side of the Alps, troops from Africa less used to those harsh conditions, and don't forget the elephants slowing him down! Caesar was a master with logistics though.

    • @moonknightish
      @moonknightish 6 років тому +11

      Hannibal crossed the Alps 200 years before Ceasar. It's like invading Russia today as opposed to the Napoleonic invasion of Russia in 1800

    • @x8GhillieSniper8x
      @x8GhillieSniper8x 6 років тому +46

      Alfredo di Nuzzo That's a fallacious comparison. The amount of technological progress from now to the Napoleonic invasion is orders of magnitude higher than the same amount of time two millenia ago. I would say the time difference was insignificant compared to other factors.

  • @volpetrolski1
    @volpetrolski1 6 років тому +107

    Historia Civilis obviously forgot that small settlement near the Atlantic coast which courageously kept resisting the opressors, meanwhile making the stay of Roman legionnaires in the camps nearby particularly uncomfortable ... :-)

    • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
      @olefredrikskjegstad5972 5 років тому +7

      Shirou Emiya, Shitlord of Justice Yes, yes it is

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 5 років тому +1

      Shirou Emiya, Shitlord of Justice What’s this a reference to?

    • @archyneverpicked
      @archyneverpicked 5 років тому +2

      Imperialx Warlord The kids comic series Asterix and Obelix, that centre around the Gallic wars

  • @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
    @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 роки тому +232

    "I don't like that Caesar is slaughtering innocents."
    "So, Vercingetorix, what will you do about it?"
    "Slaughter innocents."
    "...."

    • @TheShatteredEmperorpiece
      @TheShatteredEmperorpiece 4 роки тому +12

      Benito Mussolini big HMMM energy

    • @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
      @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 роки тому +56

      @@hmp9444 Slaughtering merchants.

    • @bejoysen4468
      @bejoysen4468 4 роки тому +39

      Reminds me of America's wars with Native Americans. Both sides committed atrocities, but b/c American military was superior, there were more crimes against Native Americans so that's what we talk about.

    • @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
      @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 роки тому +4

      @@bejoysen4468 Yep.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 4 роки тому +12

      @@bejoysen4468 those civillians were there in a colonial effort. Not to innocent afterall

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 4 роки тому +11

    14:58 "30.000 Verghintorix 's closes friends"
    How many friends did this dude had?

  • @comstr
    @comstr 6 років тому +645

    I can't believe you failed to mention the one tribe of indomitable Gauls who never surrendered! There's a whole series of books about them! *

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 років тому +2

      comstr1 yeah, what's it called?

    • @stefanodegioia1598
      @stefanodegioia1598 5 років тому +111

      luciferangelica It had something to do with a magic potion or something, don't remember the tribe's name tho

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 років тому +2

      Spaceman Spiff no debit

    • @kieranhewitt3212
      @kieranhewitt3212 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Lwydius
      @Lwydius 5 років тому +78

      The druid who supplied the magic potion was 'Getafix'.

  •  6 років тому +930

    First ; oh a new Historia Civilis video, wow its 30 min!
    Second ; BEST 30 MIN OF MY DAY.

    • @StoicFC
      @StoicFC 6 років тому +3

      Yoksa Duymadın Mı? Of your day? You mean of your week or month

    • @luapesses9532
      @luapesses9532 6 років тому +1

      same

    • @gamercornelius348
      @gamercornelius348 5 років тому +5

      Well this is a clear attempt to get liked by Historia Civilis.

    • @lilogelthorpe
      @lilogelthorpe 5 років тому

      Wow that's sad.

  • @lemondelbosque7702
    @lemondelbosque7702 3 роки тому +18

    "The Fabian strategy is a military strategy where pitched battles and frontal assaults are avoided in favour of wearing down an opponent through a war of attrition and indirection."
    Vercingetorix: "the strategy is more what you call guidelines than actual rules"

  • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
    @phoenixfoster-smith8585 4 роки тому +67

    "ooh, let's watch the gallic finale!"
    **clicks on video**
    **creepy music plays**
    "o no"

  • @PicklePickle7
    @PicklePickle7 6 років тому +205

    that creepy intro thou...

    • @let_it_shrivel_up_and_grow6554
      @let_it_shrivel_up_and_grow6554 6 років тому +20

      Makes the atmosphere more..eirie

    • @masterm8664
      @masterm8664 6 років тому +11

      Yeah it's present in many creepypasta's lol

    • @trinhhoangphi7283
      @trinhhoangphi7283 6 років тому

      That's the soundtrack from Eyes Wide Shut if I'm not wrong.

    • @leszekmichalak1212
      @leszekmichalak1212 6 років тому +2

      not only accurate but also climatic depiction. high respects to authors. waiting for conquest of Greece and Pontus

    • @hamish8790
      @hamish8790 6 років тому +1

      Nope. The Author's called Myuuji. The piece is called Angst

  • @HashnPotatoes
    @HashnPotatoes 6 років тому +68

    I've heard you mention "Sulla's Reign of Terror" in previous videos... you should make a video on that!

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому +2

      Kenneth Philipson I second this!

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 років тому +7

      Nah, that can wait until after Caesar crosses the Rubicon

  • @13minutestomidnight
    @13minutestomidnight 2 роки тому +190

    It's rare for me to actually pick sides in history, but every time I hear this story, I always hope it has a different ending.. The Gauls were really running out of choices. Caesar was clearly going to annex their homeland, and he'd already shown how brutal and vicious he'd been in the role of foreign oppressor.
    This was their last chance at freedom for their people, and fighting for that small opportunity is still a meaningful act, even though they lost. For the few reasons that actually deciding to engage in war is worthwhile, this is one (although I'd argue that exhausting all other options to prevent the situation comes first).
    Vercingetorix deserves to be remembered just as much as Ceaser - in my rather irrelevant opinion. After this, his entire people would be assimilated by Rome (minus those sold into slavery, of course), their culture and society washed away to be replaced by Roman values, living a Roman lifestyle in Roman towns and cities, under the supervision of the Roman military.
    I'm glad French patriotism found Vercingetorix, and the Gauls have not been forgotten.

    • @Pao234_
      @Pao234_ Рік тому +21

      Every culture is entitled to fight for its survival, that's fair, and they're also entitled to fight others for their own interests if they seem it fit. Sadly for the Gauls, the Romans were interested in the Gaulish lands, and the Gauls couldn't defend them well enough, Rome was too superior a match. And that's how it has happened from much before Caesar and much after him, such as in the Fall of Rome (As much as i love Rome, the Empire had made some serious mistakes while the Germanic tribes hadn't, and they took fair advantage from it).
      Well, throughout history, thousands of cultures/peoples have been absorbed or assimilated this way. The Celts in general weren't too different, they were huge expansionists and at one point went as far as Greece (where they were defeated after a few years), and later went into Anatolia, where they settled (obviously displacing other peoples that were there before). So what i mean, is that in the race for technology and development, those tribes/nations that acquired an advantage over their neighbors, had the right to use them to conquer and expand, that way spreading the mindset that lead to such developments. To the detriment of the conquered's own way of life, humanity found a way to select for the strongest and most efficient cultures (Be it through collaboration, military might, demographics, etc).

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel Рік тому +20

      @@Pao234_ agree 100%.
      That's why I found the emotional swooning over Vercingetorix at the end a little cringe. Usually the narrator is able to keep his strong dislike for Caesar in check in his other videos.

    • @ernestov1777
      @ernestov1777 Рік тому +12

      The Gauls were not saints, they were pillagers and usurpers and tried to invade Roman homeland many times, including Greece.

    • @madmantheepic7278
      @madmantheepic7278 Рік тому +4

      @@ernestov1777 so what, they raid a few villages here and there that makes it ok for Rome to step all over them? What point are you trying to make here

    • @martinetter2031
      @martinetter2031 Рік тому +9

      @@Dieter-Doeddel also, the paintings are loaded with French nationalism, which is basically what the romans used to conquer and extend their empire. I wonder what the narrator thinks of French colonialism

  • @donz6211
    @donz6211 4 роки тому +17

    On Ceasar's turn: You come back to the city to find that a wild stone wall has appeared!

  • @ademeidianmalik
    @ademeidianmalik 6 років тому +533

    Really? Full annexation and no coalition? When I just take 1 province then BOOM, coalition declare war

    • @cecilroberts4895
      @cecilroberts4895 6 років тому +1

      ade meidian malik lol

    • @morihaus
      @morihaus 6 років тому +59

      ade meidian malik he full annexed all the possible coalition members along with the arverni

    • @stuckupcurlyguy
      @stuckupcurlyguy 6 років тому +43

      HRE mechanics are bullshit aye

    • @stuckupcurlyguy
      @stuckupcurlyguy 6 років тому +4

      But take influence ideas

    • @nathanburnett9529
      @nathanburnett9529 6 років тому +4

      Ae is a bitch

  • @scipio7994
    @scipio7994 6 років тому +22

    I fucking love you historia civilis, you are my favorite history UA-camr. A 30minute video of boxes killing each other is my fetish.

  • @EASYTIGER10
    @EASYTIGER10 5 років тому +61

    Why didn't the Gauls just use Getafix's potion to beat the Romans? Never fails.

    • @cebonvieuxjack
      @cebonvieuxjack 3 роки тому +4

      getafix ? You call Asterix Geta fucking fix ? bruh

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 3 роки тому +3

      All the Gauls need to do was buy flax tape. But *NO* they had to refuse.

    • @alexisfights5773
      @alexisfights5773 2 роки тому +7

      @@cebonvieuxjack C'est comme ça qu'ils appellent Panoramix.
      Moi j'appelle ça de l'hérésie.

  • @klaustoth6982
    @klaustoth6982 2 роки тому +9

    background music holds the narration beautifully together. all in all there's no way for any history freak to not love your channel. you respect the intelligence of your listeners and create real quality content with lots of information. absolutely enjoyable, thank you !

  • @holmgeirgautreksson2451
    @holmgeirgautreksson2451 6 років тому +48

    "I'm a goddamn genius!" -Vercingetorix 52 BC.

  • @mattbarger86
    @mattbarger86 6 років тому +58

    Shirt suggestion: "This is a good defensive position" with accompanying terrain art.

  • @ps895
    @ps895 5 років тому +56

    What I dont understand is how you can build a ramp in front of walls while enemies are on top.. werent the romans getting attacked by arrows or somethin?

    • @userjay4
      @userjay4 3 роки тому +14

      More likely missile fire

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +25

      Yes, they were trained, equipped and organized to do it. It's how most siege assaults went even in the medieval era, put up a line of shields and keep moving forward little by little to build advanced positions to move between you camp and the city. In a sense, the Viet Cong did it at Dien Bien Phu, slowly creeping and isolating the French.

    • @ArtistinDeadlight777
      @ArtistinDeadlight777 2 роки тому

      What I don't understand is how you don't see the high ground as the final stand, It would be safer to flee the city than going in while giving away the high ground.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap Рік тому

      They constructed mobile wooden defenses, basically think of a wooden fence made from planks on supports, about 2, 2.5 meters high, that they moved up as the ramp was being constructed. defenders would then try to set these defenses on fire, by pouring tar or oil on them and igniting it. It was a constant battle to construct/deconstruct these defenses as they were critical to getting the ramp up.

  • @alcazar123456
    @alcazar123456 4 роки тому +1

    I love your style of story telling. It’s so clear and concise, easy to follow, and entertaining.

  • @Blacksmith__
    @Blacksmith__ 6 років тому +84

    You uploaded this on my birthday. Best gift ever, dude. THIRTY MINUTES!

    • @TheAegine
      @TheAegine 6 років тому +30

      May the rest of your day be filled with colorful boxes!

  • @saladman11
    @saladman11 6 років тому +200

    You should put all your Roman videos together maybe make it into a documentary

    • @spyrojyro7202
      @spyrojyro7202 6 років тому +4

      He might wanna redo a few of his earlier videos then. Just because of the difference in audio quality.

    • @charlesbliss4860
      @charlesbliss4860 6 років тому

      That's be like 80,000,000 years long

    • @Rimsiakas
      @Rimsiakas 6 років тому +16

      Go to his channel > playlists. There's one for chronological order. Start with Cicero's year.

    • @saladman11
      @saladman11 6 років тому +6

      Rimsiakas I know that but what I mean is he could add little bits in-between

    • @jamiengo2343
      @jamiengo2343 6 років тому

      Rimsiakas no Battle of the Trebia River

  • @SanguineYoru
    @SanguineYoru 5 років тому +9

    Just discovered this channel. This is my now my favorite channel.

  • @SpaceDruid999
    @SpaceDruid999 4 роки тому +17

    Siege of Avaricum, also known as the “Backwards Siege in the Barbarian Bogs”

  • @gamerjorts
    @gamerjorts 6 років тому +47

    7 times a hundred roman souls
    46 centurions slain on Gergovia's hill
    700 skulls to celebrate the gods
    As they bless the name of Vercingetorix

  • @maxradke2189
    @maxradke2189 6 років тому +31

    "better get some sleep so I can wake for work at 7 am"
    *sees historia civilis
    "no."
    *sees topic
    "No!"
    *sees runtime
    "NOOOOOO!!!"
    *watches video in full

  • @Afrofries
    @Afrofries 4 роки тому +1

    Such a good channel...
    Between the music, simple animation, narration and research they are incredibly addicting. I clicked on one and ended up watching 5 and learning everything about Caesar in Gaul

  • @Seetj
    @Seetj 3 роки тому +1

    you always set the atmosphere so well with the music

  • @kevinbooth-
    @kevinbooth- 6 років тому +44

    I swear every video I've seen from this channel has been more enjoyable, more educational and more impactful than ANYTHING ON HISTORY CHANNEL IN OVER A DECADE!
    Kudos.

    • @ALittleMessi
      @ALittleMessi 5 років тому +2

      History channel should really look into the squares aesthetic

  • @belisariusthegreat7749
    @belisariusthegreat7749 6 років тому +425

    I've noticed that our dear narrator has begun to speak less and less fondly of Caesar as time goes by.He went from proclaiming Caesar's genius and calling him ''my boy Caesar'' (in the battle of Cannae video), to denouncing him for genocide.Then again he's probably just giving a completely impartial account of Caesar, the good, the bad and the ugly.

    • @OverSizedMidgetES
      @OverSizedMidgetES 6 років тому +235

      Well can't really be good for views to say "my boy Caesar at it again with the genocides

    • @Nidhogg05
      @Nidhogg05 6 років тому +169

      Genocide was the modus operandi of war for most of the time for most of the world. Most great conquerors of history would qualify as genocidal maniacs by today's standards. I don't think Historia Civilis means to say that Caesar was particularly evil by historical standards. He was just much more effective at it because he was a) a genius and b) in charge of the most efficient war machine of his time, the roman army.

    • @belisariusthegreat7749
      @belisariusthegreat7749 6 років тому +12

      Well Said!

    • @KadenRyback
      @KadenRyback 6 років тому +51

      Belisarius The Great I agree with what Nidhogg said. He's certainly still fond of Caesar, but every historical figure has their flaws, and the flaw we see here in particular is one of many ancient generals. Yes, it was cruel and in our modern eyes barbaric, but this was just how it went :/. Still, Caesar was an amazing figure and one who seems to stand out amoungst the rest.

    • @belisariusthegreat7749
      @belisariusthegreat7749 6 років тому +46

      Lets not forget that Caesar had shown unusual clemency to his foes in the past, that had no actual benefit for him.Such as when he spared Pompey.And even though it may have been a measure to ensure their loyalty, Caesar never abandoned his men.

  • @realguyyy
    @realguyyy 4 роки тому +1

    Your videos take me to a different era. Thank you

  • @manjay49
    @manjay49 5 років тому +13

    I enjoy your series very much. Have been to Alesia many times since the 1990s. The shield on the ground looks more like a ceremonial Celtic shield, such as the Witham Shield or the Battersea Shield. The artwork looks like curvalinear La Tene style.

  • @zachlevy
    @zachlevy 6 років тому +18

    I enjoyed the casual references to the paintings

  • @flywheel9759
    @flywheel9759 6 років тому +31

    His gallic name was Cingeto, the "Ver" was the gallic for High King, the Romans added the "Rex" which was King in Latin. Caessr wanted to give him all the status he could before parading him in his Triumph.

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel Рік тому +10

      Honestly Vercingetorix sounds more impressive. Cingeto rather sounds like Geppetto or Jar Jar Binks.

    • @ZDKzap
      @ZDKzap Рік тому +7

      that is false, the rix at the end is king in gaulish, and was not addrd

  • @self-righteousideologue9398
    @self-righteousideologue9398 2 роки тому +5

    As someone who is writing a fantasy series that has lots of big battles, these videos are really helpful. I'm working on one huge chapter where an army sieges a castle, and I have a lot of tactics I can use for the descriptions.

  • @syrehn7684
    @syrehn7684 2 роки тому +5

    im addicted to binging this guys videos, the visuals are so basic but his narration is so great, its like an epic saga audiobook.

  • @yackk9474
    @yackk9474 6 років тому +41

    Caesar really was a tactical AND strategical genius, up there with the likes of Alexander The Geat and Hannibal Barca for sure !

    • @Afrimusican
      @Afrimusican 4 роки тому +1

      Against enemies yes. Against friends🤷‍♂️

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 3 роки тому +8

      Caesar, like Alexander, was also a genius of getting into hopeless situations where his men had to do or die.
      Nothing like a bit of extra motivation to keep fighting when the alternative is: We All Die.

    • @as7river
      @as7river 3 роки тому +7

      I really never approved of comparing Alexander with Caesar. The context in which they conquered was very different. Alexander had the major technological advantage of the sarissa phalanx, no other army he could've faced had something to counter it. Caesar used tecnology, but never left the battle to a single piece of tech, his victories came from true genius and brilliant micro and macro management of all aspects of both battle and war. Alexander was always dangerously reckless and constantly depended on his phalanx advantage.
      I will not dare to say that Alexander was not an outstanding military leader, but I assure you, he was nowhere near Caesar.

    • @Simpson17866
      @Simpson17866 2 роки тому +3

      @@as7river This.
      Alexander the Great was strategically brilliant at preparing his war machine for battle, but once the battle itself started, his recklessness marked him as only a mediocre tactician.

    • @huskaroar6869
      @huskaroar6869 11 місяців тому

      The courage, strength and discipline of his Legionaires are also a big factor for their victories

  • @skinnyCJP
    @skinnyCJP 6 років тому +16

    You're intelligent video skills, spawned intelligent conversations on UA-cam. That in itself should put you on the cover of time magazine as person of the year.

    • @twanvanderdonk2504
      @twanvanderdonk2504 5 років тому

      "Your* intelligent video skills spawned (no comma between subject and verb) ..."

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

  • @wokecults
    @wokecults 5 років тому +2

    You got me watching slowly-moving rectangles on the screen for hours! Good work!

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 6 років тому +9

    These videos really are a great example of "imagination is the best graphics engine".

    • @CasperKersten
      @CasperKersten 6 років тому +4

      Agreed. Why use Rome: Total War battle scenes for visualisation when you can have high resolution coloured boxes fighting each other?

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 6 років тому +5

      Besides, that close-up on a Green Square, with a music in the background was probably the finest representation of Vercingetorix we can get from reliable sources, ie. *not* painters :)

  • @Lambcakez
    @Lambcakez 6 років тому +9

    I'm so happy I found this channel this year. Please make more of these videos. I know you work very hard on these videos and I appreciate that immensely. Keep up the great work! You are among the best content creators on UA-cam.

  • @pablogzzb
    @pablogzzb 5 років тому

    I really like your videos. very concise and informative without it being boring! Thanks!

  • @AJ-ud1ui
    @AJ-ud1ui 5 років тому +1

    Wow this video has reached 1M already! Congrats HC!

  • @RocketsQuintupled
    @RocketsQuintupled 6 років тому +93

    Are we getting close to Caesar's Civil War?

    • @joaozin156
      @joaozin156 6 років тому +8

      That's literally the next major thing that happens after the battle of Alesia and the annexation of gaul.

    • @Braila2000
      @Braila2000 6 років тому +2

      He could spare us about Macedon.

    • @plifal7799
      @plifal7799 6 років тому +13

      I hope it's gonna go:
      Alexander
      Caesar
      Alexander
      Caesar
      Alexander
      Caesar
      Alexander
      Marius
      Alexander
      Marius
      Alexander
      Sulla
      Alexander
      Marius and Sulla
      Alexander
      Marius and Sulla
      Aftermath of Alexander
      Sulla
      Gracchi Brothers
      Sulla
      Gracchi Brothers
      End of Sulla
      End of Gracchi Brothers
      Everything in between the end of the second punic war and the Gracchi brothers
      Early Roman Empire
      [Possible remakes]
      Greek History
      (Numbers accurate)

    • @alphasword5541
      @alphasword5541 6 років тому

      I'd like to see stuff on Persia but I don't know if Historia Civilis knows a lot about Cyrus the Great as opposed to like, Alexander.

  • @salcedoa
    @salcedoa 6 років тому +15

    29:25
    the satisfaction is unreal

  • @JamesBrodski
    @JamesBrodski 2 роки тому

    Wow, what a fascinating video! Thanks for making it.

  • @chefmark1751
    @chefmark1751 3 роки тому

    Another smash hit. You’ve done it again