Hungry For Power Games: Carson Eversleep
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- The sleepiest tribute of all has fallen, and not a moment too soon, as it has always been past his bedtime.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
Ben Carson is going to wake up tomorrow, go to work as normal, and, for the rest of his life, have no idea that he sleep-ran for president.
+Peregrine How can you tell if he wakes up tomorrow?
Ben Carson awake?
+Peregrine Sleep-ran...LOLOLOL
lmao
+Peregrine atleast he is not "I'm not your first choice for president."
How Andro kept (mostly) in-character...he deserves an award for that performance.
+Geoff B Exactly. I was expecting him to burst out laughing at any moment. You could see it on his face near the end.
+Geoff B My favourite skit of this show :D
Give that mute man-boy a raise for not busting out laughing!
+MutilatedMetalhead No kidding... he got really really close to breaking tho.
Yeah, Props to him
Give him a woman! Better!
+MutilatedMetalhead He knows his role
I swear Andro the unich mute servant boy steals the show.
whoever that andro guy was, give that guy a rase! he held that face so well. XD that was too funny.
+COLTON DOUGHERTY Best thing i've seen from Colbert in a while.
Lol
Agree on that one. I was laughing so hard. I don't know how he did it
+COLTON DOUGHERTY You can see the pain he is in trying not to laugh.
raze
Watch Andro's mouth at 2:13
That poor guy is trying so hard not to laugh! XD
+Lulu Calliope I have to give him credit I don't know how he held it in
Lulu Calliope
Colbert is always great, but the Andro bit has got to be one of the funniest things ever. Love it
Andro fucking killed me
+Anjo didnt see the movie, is andro a character?
+texteel Nah I don't think so, but I think the funny part is the fact that he looks so awkward. lol
+texteel no. i think he's supposed to be an avox. in HG, avox were dissidents who had their tongues cut out and made into servants. idk about the eunuch part tho
What of Ben Carson's entire campaign was just him sleepwalking
It was all a dream.
+Ryan Backer I used to read Word Up magazine
I swear I look forward to candidates leaving the campaign to watch this segment of the show.
+Leybis M. Peña Me too! I've been looking for this for days!
+Leybis M. Peña Same
Andro is trying so hard not to laugh.
Steven is trying to make Andro laugh.
We need more of Steven's voiceless eunuch, Andro the mute man-boy. He's made this the best Hungry for Power Games yet.
I am fucking weeping after the mute.
Dex
I was already laughing hard at "Carson Eversleep."
+LittleGreyBag wish it was Carson Everdream, to be even closer to the original name
We need more Andro
+John Uysal nope..once is enough....actually ...more than enough....another character maybe.....
Is he the same guy who said that he's from Harvard in one of the earlier sketches?
Andro was trying so damn hard not to laugh hahaha
Colbert never ceases to amaze me with what he hides under his desk!
"district zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" lol
It's technically district zzzzzzzz I counted lol
I just KNEW that was the going to be the district name XD
Andro is awesome!!! Stephen should _definitely_ keep him under his desk for every show. ;-)
+Mike Stavenes You're assuming Andro isn't always there.
+Mike Stavenes They just need to build a whole room down there.
+DEATHBYFLYINGCDS They do, they basically have a compartment that opens from the floor and leads into the dark abyss where Stephen keeps all the under desk employees
Fucking get that guy a raise holy shit
Andro for president 2016
+3Speedboy : He has better hair than Trump.
KEEP IT TOGETHER ANDRO! Good job.
Ambien American was pretty solid
That guy is the art director on the show.
+ferociousfrankie Proof of that?
Google Andro Buneta
Thanks
+ferociousfrankie "Google Andro Buneta"
I won't. You're not my father. You can't tell me what to do!
+Mat Broomfield Fine, let me do it for you: lmgtfy.com/?q=Andro+Buneta
DISTRICT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You have your own eunuch Stephen? That's like, step 1 to becoming emperor. And kudos to that Andro guy, that made my day.
If you are running for office it makes you a politician. Enough with the I am not a politician crap.
I know, right? When he said all politicians lie, I was like aren't you a politician?
Andro nearly made me bust a gut. I've rewatched that bit a dozen times now
I am a Carson hipster in that I knew he was crazy before it was cool. My mom's crazy friend gave me a book of his, and it might as well have been called Haha Seriously?: The Ben Carson Story
Let's take a moment to marvel at how amazing Andro is at keeping a straight face.
District:ZZZZZZZZ They have great writers on this show. Kudos to them.
Easily my favorite bit by Colbert! I was waiting for this ever since I heard about Carson dropped out and kept searching for the next fallen video.
Andro has been the best thing I've watched in a few years. My belly hurts.
SLEEP TIGHT DR CARSON
I think he was sleeping the whole time!
SLEEP TIGHT PUPPER
Make happy bubble more now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
DISTRICT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Stephen Colbert and his crew are GENIUS!
Can the rest of the tributes drop so I can watch the hungry for power games I love it
Rubio should be the next one to drop out.
Bernie should
+James McGiffin lolno. You want Clinton as President? Might as well burn down your country & save her the trouble of doing it.
+Rič I'd rather have trump than Clinton or Bernie
+James McGiffin The guy who was talking about the size of his dick last debate? He's the guy you think is better than Bernie Sanders?
oh my gosh I die every time they project The Fallen on the ceiling
I cracked up at 4:01 District ZZZZZZ
In original hunger games, when only six tributes remain, there should be a special edition, to review characteristics of those tributes
yes
But there were less candidates at the starting point, there were only 22, not 24.
+Kerem Cantekin Colbert wanted to do special edition, but because it was Carson, there isn't enough material for that. Next one...
Rubio is probably, in all likelihood, the next one. That is going to be golden.
+JackPlayz Games i think kasich also
+Michael Sedrak "District: Water" and "District: Seatbelt"
He just dropped
Well goodbye Marco Rubio now that you just suspended your campaign. Looking forward to seeing this one.
Can I say that makeup is ON POINT and I wish they had talked more about Avoxes in the film.
Men with makeup have always been extremely sexy to me ;)
Now he can spend more time with his loved ones: Ambien, morphine and weed.
Damn that man doll is creepy. I want one.
+Deeson Jame
I'll be yours if you'll be mine.
+Deeson Jame
Me too, the practical applications speak for themselves.
"There's a lot of people who love me, but fail to vote for me""I'm not a politician, I don't want to be a politician."What the actual?
+Ashley Ballard Psh. How can you be so simple minded and not understand him? No confusion at all there. He wanted to run for president, not to be a politician but to have a bigger house to sleep in! And he told people that love him to not vote for him because he didn't want their emotions clouding their judgment. Voting should be based on how you think a person will fit the policies and uphold democracy! Carson is a good moral man who just wants to sleep! LEAVE CARSON ALONE!
I love both types of Football Dude chill. All I was saying is that I thought it was funny. Lol.
Ashley Ballard uhm....did you read my comment entirely? I was joking along with you. I didnt think I had to point out my sarcasm.....lol. My bad
I love both types of Football Oh hahah tbh I didn't read it all. It was too long, and like Carson: I wanted to sleep, not read it. :p
Ashley Ballard Hahah thats what I figured would happen tbh. That first sentence seems harsh but you gotta read the rest for context (x I feel bad for some republicans...
Can Rubio or Kasich drop out so we can have more of these??
***** I agree, Kasich was the best choice for republicans but they decided to destroy themselves with Trump. Rubio just needs to let go…
They can't because the GOP wants to split the delegates so Trump can't win. If more drop out the chances of this get even lower.
They are only staying in so that trump doesn't get enough delegates and the Republican Party can nominate someone other than trump
why not trump? or Cruz?
I like how Stephen's basically turned this into the exact same show as the Colbert Report.
Ben Carson is basically Eeyore
If Eeyore casually accused half of America of murdering babies.
Andro is never going to get all of that glitter off
+M Reedyr - They will have to dip him in METHYL ETHYL KETONE (2-BUTANONE) for 20 minutes!
Seriously, Colbert is the best entertainer in the bizz...
Ben Carson is gonna go down in history as the only candidate who slept-ran his US presidential candidacy. Kudos to you Dr. Carson, but I hope you don't sleep-operate on your patients.
Ben Carson's campaign had essentially been sleepwalking through the primaries.
He should do a whole "Hungry For Power Games" bit about losing Sanders in Michigan, only for it to end with him awkwardly realizing that Sanders won Michigan, and he wasn't about to count his name amongst the fallen any time too soon. It would be a great spoof of modern media.
+futurestoryteller He already did that for Gilmore.
He didnt really mock carson as much as i thought
lmaoo. I find hungry for power games the best out of everything else. it's great.Stephen does a phenomenal performance lolll
Everytime a candidates drops out, Jennifer Lawerence gets a cut for the use of her 'gazing up the sky' clip.
That would be true if she owned rights to the movie. But she doesnt. :3
Diego Sanchez
I was trying to put the statement in a Ridiculous Republican vein but you brought it into Duel-to-Death Democratic light. :-)
Seeing Andro try so extrodinarially hard not to laugh had to be the best part of that bit.
Slowly becoming my favorite bit, though I think the confessions will still always be the best.
There's something about hearing "and he fled in terror" in that soft, timid voice that I find absolutely hilarious. Comedy gold.
Andro about to break character was the funniest part hahaha
More Andro - man boy. We want more Andro in future Hungry for power games.
I always get excited when a candidate drops out because of these segments
andro tried so hard not to laugh lol
I can see the pain of Andro's face as he trys to not smile, it's amazing, gj guy!
Stephen having a Mugatu moment
ive been waiting all week for this!
I always loved this segment as he acts the part so well, I wonder how come he did not get that role?!
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
I am really going to miss this bit.
Did Cirque du Soleil perform later in the show?
Andro for president
Please bring back the hungry for power games.
I love the Hungry For Power Games!!!
Hey it's the intern that dressed up like an Orc-looking thing and went "WITNESS MEEE" in one of the pre-premiere videos
omg Mr. Glitter Eyes needs some special recognition for that one, I could see him stressing to keep a straight face and it made me laugh so hard I cried!
It could've been 5 minutes longer!
Andro was definitely the star of the show! 😂😂😂
And THIS may be the last Hungry for Power Games segment we'll see until after the conventions. The remaining six candidates are in it until the end, including Kasich.
+777scubadiver You never know...if Kasich loses Ohio, or Rubio loses Florida, we may very well get the chance to see another one of these masterpieces...
I anticipate neither Rubio nor Kasich will get the nomination. However, they could be "king makers", Rubio especially. If neither Trump nor Cruz have 51% of the delegates going into the convention, Rubio will go to both camps and say "Want my delegates? This is what I want. What will you give me?" If Trump and Cruz are close enough, even Kasich's 100+ delegates may have some buying power.
Secondly, although Kasich is not moderate (Kasich just signed a bill defunding Planned Parenthood), he is more moderate than either Trump or Cruz. Hence, the moderate racist, misogynist, islamaphobes in the Republican Party can find safe haven in voting for him. So, Kasich is riding high in Ohio. I believe Trump will win Ohio, though.
Rubio is a favorite son in Florida. Both he and Cruz have Cuban lineage, and there is a large Cuban contingent in Florida. I anticipate Trump coming in second, maybe even third.
The Hungry For Power Games bit is always spot on.
the best part of Colbert is the show gets better and stronger.
Thanks for the wonderful entertainment! love it
I like the way that the projected images at the end of the bit make it look like they're behind bars, where most of them should be before they can do harm in office.
I hope we see Andro again.
Well, it looks like now is the endgame. From 17 tributes on the Republican side, only the final four remain.
Might as well call them the four horsemen of the apocalypse seeing as no matter who wins were all screwed.
+Jose Ayala Nah, Bernie will win.
I always though that Stephen Colbert looks like the medic from tf2
holy shit brah
+Torbjørn Oskarsson I know right?
+Donnie Montoya
Don't inspire him! He might start super-charging his employees to do his bidding on hulking levels! O.O
Wow Colbert continues to surprise us with the collection of strange and exotic things he keeps under that desk.
I miss this character sooooo much!
Please bring in Andro for the next Hungry For Power Games! xD
YES!
(Filling out paperwork to move to Canada)
All these people talking about moving to Canada and half of them probably can't even afford to move out o their mom's basement.
District: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
this one killed me !!
The moment Rubio drops out I will be so happy to see him here!
Andro, you ALMOST held that face. but I saw you smile!!
fantastic, Stephen is the best
I wonder how Dr. Carson became the spokesmen for Ambien?
Pharmaceutical lobbying to doctors
Ben Carson's face looks like his voice is putting him to sleep. Yep, lifted that one straight from Mean Tweets.
Keep it up Stephen, this is comedy gold!!!
I have one question: Do all of these GOP rejects return as "giant mutt wolf-dogs".
Now that would be something to see..
+Kobe Wild I think that might have already happened to Trump ;)
Just wait, the rumors are true and Romney will jump into the race and he'll be the mutt and all the drop out GOP will be unified into one mutt.
Rubio just dropped. Hungry for Power Games, NOW
+KingPigIII Still can't believe Kasich is running, I mean he's pretty cool compared to the other candidates, but he has no chance even after winning Ohio.
+DarthRadec09 yeah I know! Like his plan was literally for Trump to stomp Cruz and Rubio so that they'd drop out and he'd go into a 2 man race... Like what the?!
KingPigIII lol I mean Rubio has already dropped out so maybe it's working for him.
How is that guy holding his face? I would've burst out laughing the first time.