Let me know your favorite moments down in the comments and maybe ill add them as time stamps !!! Glad you all have enjoyed my videos soo much heres another topgear one to check out ua-cam.com/video/HsDMq8vYTpU/v-deo.html hope you enjoy
*Clarkson hammering the electrical components inside the engine bay of his BMW in Africa:* "Right. What else is electric...?" Hammond and May: *"Not the exhaust manifold."*
@@tommyyee1149 they joke is basically did they give you the front seats or the backseat which one of them do they give you? Because the demon only comes with one seat.
Even with an unlimited budget and all the resources in the world you could not recreate this show with these three legends. Perfection and you cannot add to perfection
Honestly I wish I knew of something else with the same atmosphere! Clarkson's Farm is also great if you haven't watched it - even through Hammond and May don't feature, the people Jeremy works with are great characters and the jokes are on point.
I love the dynamic of the news, Jeremy is a superb interviewer and Richard is an outstanding radio host and together they take the lead of the convo trail with such grace while James sits back relaxing while he waits his time to throws in his one punch KO.
@@named_qp hahaha thats not the explanation. on Top gear since season 2 they always had a recurrent joke "princess diana had one of these' anytime they argue about a car or (anything e.g. weapon, animal etc) because they consider if princess diana do ssomething than its legit. Anyway, what makes it funny, is how many times they did that joke.,, and each time was weirder than the previous..
21:58 James' suggestion for standing on something in the middle of the night is one of the most comedic answers ever. Not to mention the immediate look on Jeremy's face. Absolutely priceless
It will never not be hilarious just how much of a TEAR Hammond goes on. James helps here and there but there's a full minute or more of Richard just going without stopping once they get to talking about Clarkson going in Madame Tussauds.
26:10 Is absolutely my favorite moment, because it showcases each of their personalities so perfectly! Richard looking so concerned saying "Go to your own kid's sports day then," LOL
@@Brinta3There was a running joke on the show about Princess Anne (Diana’s sister in law) having a Reliant Scimitar and whenever the car was mentioned that ‘Princess Anne had one of those, you know’. Jeremy adapted the joke as Diana was heavily involved in raising awareness against the use of land mines in the mid 90s.
Honeslty even when they're too old to travel to challenging places, I could still watch these three just sitting in a pub bickering and joking with eachother.
I had the pleasure of meeting Richard Hammond in SoHo in NYC a few years ago. He was very friendly and spent a few minutes talking to my partner and I before taking a picture with us.
Awesome compilation, I really love the non-scripted ones. You just know when it’s non-scripted by their reactions. May is definitely the king of those.
My father worked for a company that hired a man named Forest Shipmaker as he remembered the receptionist only got through his name on the PA system 2 twice before breaking out in laughter. He said he didn't last long .
i love how this video proves that for an entertaining and hilarious show, you dont need elaborate setups or high production value, just three mates paying each other out
The greatest show on TV when these three were the hosts. Just watched the very last Grand Tour, 'One For the Road' tonight and shed a few tears at the end. No one will ever replace these guys, ever, period. The most brilliant, smart, witty, charismatic and chemistry infused on TV, ever.
@@mrboogang absolutely they are what made the show and I think I can speak for everyone when I say we would love just seeing them any any thang together can you imagine James and Richard on Clarkson’s Farm just screwing shit up constantly😂
20:34 the Spanish rant and 21:09 the Dacia Sandero, you know a show is a classic when two of some of the most clipped bits from it are back to back like that in the original episode airing
"No its easier because you're not being filmed....you can have a joint" James May has never had such a wonderul thought before or after but I AM DYING LAUGHING right now fr fr.
Such a good joke. I hate that gatekeeping Top Gear neckbeards have spread so much misinformation about that joke that people now don’t appreciate it. “Well actually.” No, you’re wrong. It’s a mine clearance vehicle and Diana did lots of charity work for mine clearance. That’s the funny. Yes the in joke adds to it, but it’s not bulk of the joke.
That opening exchange was superb. "And if we stripped everything off of you, you would find the same skeleton that you have in a racing driver when he was a little boy!" Priceless!!
One thing that I always thought was kind of hilarious about the part of the beginning where James and Richard are arguing over the Bentley and the Nissan. I love how throughout the whole thing, Jeremy is just standing there with this big shit eating grin. Almost like a parent, watching their children have a little scuffle. Also at probably about three minutes 20 seconds am I singing things or are the village people behind James and Richard talking about Mick Dick.
Lol it is the village people, it was when they were talking about accusations that gay people weren't allowed on the top gear set, then the village people appeared behind them.
The thing about the "unplug electric cars while they are charging prank" joke is that it has aged terribly for one reason only: You can't do that anymore. Modern electric cars actually lock the plug when you lock the car, you have to unlock the car in order to unplug it. To prevent this exact scenario. Other than that: Yeah, it would be funny to do that.
Always wondered how secure the electric plug in bit was, good to know, still won't bring me round to buying one as the range is still worse than a petrol car
Let me know your favorite moments down in the comments and maybe ill add them as time stamps !!! Glad you all have enjoyed my videos soo much heres another topgear one to check out
ua-cam.com/video/HsDMq8vYTpU/v-deo.html
hope you enjoy
*Clarkson hammering the electrical components inside the engine bay of his BMW in Africa:* "Right. What else is electric...?"
Hammond and May: *"Not the exhaust manifold."*
@ CLASSIC!
19:57 "take the third reich"
@ always 🫡
“Says the man in the jacket woven out of 100% pure 1935” is the single greatest comeback anyone could possibly have given in that moment
Absolutely 💯
best rap battle ever
@@Foxtrott_4 😂😂
I know I am stupid but what does the 1935 mean?
@@Diedwhilemakingwaffles the tweed that richard was wearing was pretty popular in the 1930's Britain I guess
“Which arm have you broken?” Will forever get me
💯
Genuinely might be the best joke in all of the trio's history
@@jtcranger02 possibly
@@jtcranger02 It's the way he says it with the straightest face possible.
I didn't quite get it...
the “which seat do they put in as standard?” is my absolute favourite kills me everytime 😂
💯
Similar to "Which arm have you broken?"
@@alexng704 💯
What is the joke there haha? Genuinely missed it
@@tommyyee1149 they joke is basically did they give you the front seats or the backseat which one of them do they give you? Because the demon only comes with one seat.
"Moments later Bob is dismembered" will always remain in my head, RIP Bob
Absolutely 💯
That phrase lives in my head rent free
@@fabianmarcoschau 💯
youve given me the baby now get in the back
probably one of the best top gear jokes ever
💯💯💯
Jezza's delayed reaction was the one that got me
I don’t really get it what does it mean?
@@jamesharry8821Done at the front, time for the back shot (on bed)
@@edwardburek1717 😂😂yeah
The way Richard cackles at the scrap weight joke sends me
😂😂😂💯
Time stamp?
What of BRITAIN after these and all the other fascists had ruined all the industries ?
Jeremy just enjoying being completely burned to the ground by his mates about his wax sculpture is just the best
💯
No pun intended
@@TheRuddster95 😂
Wind up the Richard Hammond and let him go!
@@DrewSavo definitely
8:46
"YOU'RE JUST A YOBBO!" Idk why, but I love the way Richard just blurts that out. XD
💯
For me, it’s not even just the nature of their jokes that gets me most of the time, but the delivery of them
“when they come back and find that the range just says 2, it’s not F-“ *W H E E Z E* 🤣
*we're not saying you should do that just say you can do that*
*PFFFFFFFFT*
😂
@@AB2108YA 💯
🤔 This has just given me an idea 😈😈
20:30
"Im not putting that in the British museum" has got to be the most absolute destructive roast from James Mat
💯
Mat
And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America
“USB” 😂
😂😂😂
*United States of Britain*
@@commanderfreakkz5688 *Confused Earl Grey Eagle screeching*
@@commanderfreakkz5688And Unites Kinglessdom (UK) = USA?
I've used this joke so many times at work
james' 'take the third reich' joke will never not be iconic
💯💯💯💯
Yesssssssssss.....
James was always the wittiest
@@anusername8350 💯
@@anusername8350 it's his timing, he picks the right moments.
15:20 you cut the best part
"Some bloke will say: I'm gonna wax the Growler" 😂
Was forced to video kept being taken down
@@BOSTV101 Ah, too bad :/
@@Robi2009 tell me about it
@@Robi2009 definitely one of the funniest jokes. I still can’t believe that we Americans named our F-18s that😂😂
Even with an unlimited budget and all the resources in the world you could not recreate this show with these three legends. Perfection and you cannot add to perfection
💯absolutely
Honestly I wish I knew of something else with the same atmosphere! Clarkson's Farm is also great if you haven't watched it - even through Hammond and May don't feature, the people Jeremy works with are great characters and the jokes are on point.
@@billylardner absolutely 💯
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“Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles.”
So underrated. It’s just a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment.
Priceless moment
“We’d see a big dotted line” had me crying
😂😂
23:14 “So if you’re watching this in Saudi Arabia: _wheeze_ “
🤷🏻😂😂
"it's back to carpets for you"
@@jetseekers 😂😂
"Manual... Semi-Automatic... Oh, these are the weapons."
😂😂😂
I came looking for this. My absolute favorite of all time.
Clarkson's amused face in the first 2 minutes at their argument is pure gold 🤣
Absolutely 💯
Epic roast battle from James & Richard.
Like a proud dad watching his kids!
“Apparently he worked at Jaguar for a while, not sure what happened there, probably had to LET HIM GO” 😂😂
😂😂
I ask for an explanation, please.
@@PurdueRox13fart jokes
@@sp1tf1r33 Thank you.
Ahhhh, Samuel Chuffart😂😂😂😂😂
@ 30:12 Chippsky Norton 🤣
“I think it must be damp”
😂
24:47 That little hop Jeremy does and the exaggerated surprise at the sight of the obelisk- gets me every time. 😄
😂
I love the dynamic of the news, Jeremy is a superb interviewer and Richard is an outstanding radio host and together they take the lead of the convo trail with such grace while James sits back relaxing while he waits his time to throws in his one punch KO.
💯💯💯💯💯
You’d be hard pushed to find three TV presenters with chemistry this good. Clarkson, Hammond and May bounce off each other perfectly!
Absolutely
Hammond asking "which arm have you broken" with that straight of a face is actually impressive
😂
And Jeremy laughing😅
@@ComeOnMabena yesz
I love how Jezza just stands back and let's them have at it 😂
💯
Jezza can take and dish out the abuse lmao that's respectable
@@Geheimnis-c2e 💯
"Princess Diana had one of these"' haha
💯
Explain? I didn't get that
@@named_qp Princess Diana was a strong advocate against land mines, so a mine clearing vehicle makes sense
@@Tibis42 Oh dam 😂
@@named_qp hahaha thats not the explanation.
on Top gear since season 2 they always had a recurrent joke "princess diana had one of these' anytime they argue about a car or (anything e.g. weapon, animal etc) because they consider if princess diana do ssomething than its legit.
Anyway, what makes it funny, is how many times they did that joke.,, and each time was weirder than the previous..
“The queens German, you don’t sing ‘Deutschland, Deutschland, über allen’ every time she comes on the tele”😂😂
😂😂
"Well I do, actually"
"Yeah, he does"
What was the name May said?
@@octaviusfooks7194 idk it’s been 2 month since I saw the vid
@@a.noniem2168 it’s what he said🤷
I know the song but idc if the lyrics are wrong when I quote someone
Hammond's broken arm, May's standard seat and Clarkson's flake skin gotta be my favorites
😂
21:58 James' suggestion for standing on something in the middle of the night is one of the most comedic answers ever. Not to mention the immediate look on Jeremy's face. Absolutely priceless
💯
It will never not be hilarious just how much of a TEAR Hammond goes on. James helps here and there but there's a full minute or more of Richard just going without stopping once they get to talking about Clarkson going in Madame Tussauds.
💯
26:10 Is absolutely my favorite moment, because it showcases each of their personalities so perfectly! Richard looking so concerned saying "Go to your own kid's sports day then," LOL
@@baileylocklear5975 yes that will always be a great one glad you enjoyed the video
Lesson of the first clip: When Clarkson of all people is the voice of reason in an argument, you know things got real.
Exactly
I thought he was quite enjoying James and Richard going at each other. He probably had the director waving at him to move on.
1:11 you gotta love the way Jeremy just looks so fondly at his two friends, even though they'd never admit to being friends publicly 😂
They are what made the show
Best thing that ever happened to television, these three.
Absolutely 💯
@@mito-pb8qg preach brother PREACH!
Tears of laughter, every damn time. These guys were on a whole different level.
💯
Imagine James as your bus driver smoking a joint 😂😂
I do that every single day.
EDIT: imagining James as the spliff-smoking bus driver, that is
Wouldn’t me soo bad you get a lot of random weird facts about everything around you on the bus journey
@@edwardburek1717 💯
You'd end up in Maidstone instead of maidenhead!
@@hesky10 😂
"It's for clearance and saving lives. Princess Diana had one of these." 🤣
😂😂💯
The camera crew immediately bursting into laughter at that made it even funnier 😂😂
I don’t get the joke honestly…
@@Brinta3There was a running joke on the show about Princess Anne (Diana’s sister in law) having a Reliant Scimitar and whenever the car was mentioned that ‘Princess Anne had one of those, you know’. Jeremy adapted the joke as Diana was heavily involved in raising awareness against the use of land mines in the mid 90s.
15:18 you missed James's joke "wax the growler"
Was forced to remove it by UA-cam 🙃
of course they got to ruin everything
Try Audi 'eTron' in french...
@@uwekall6281 👍
@@uwekall6281describes what i think about Audi!!!
James "accidentally" admitting to smoking weed while driving buses was hilarious.
💯💯💯💯absolutely
24:14 “He is my partner and also my lover” 😂😂
😂
Honeslty even when they're too old to travel to challenging places, I could still watch these three just sitting in a pub bickering and joking with eachother.
Absolutely 💯
Amen
I think it must be damp, that joke / image gets me every single time. James May, don't you EVER change.
💯
"We´re not saying you SHOULD do that, we´re just saying you CAN do that." Jeremy is simply the best!
💯
Love a gentlemanly roasting.
Definitely 💯
Watching Jeremy desperating trying to maintain his composure at 20:18 is genuinely priceless
"he wouldn't take my license away and put me in the bastille" LMAO
😂
"You look like something found in a pyramid." Don't ever change, James May.
💯
21:47 Hammond always makes me laugh with "lego hiiiides in the carpet"
Absolutely
@@dolbyvixen they really do though
fellow car fur
"Given me the baby now get in the back"😂😂😂😂 took me ages to get that
😂😂😂
I still don't quite get it, any help?
@@thesecondcomingoflordcornb5381 it’s a sex joke
"Go to your own kid's sportsday."
💯💯
Got me so much
8:46 the response from Hammond is just iconic “YOURE JUST A YOBBO!”
I had the pleasure of meeting Richard Hammond in SoHo in NYC a few years ago. He was very friendly and spent a few minutes talking to my partner and I before taking a picture with us.
Glad you go to meet him
Did you ask him about when Jeremy and James stole his mustang and replaced it with a Lexus SC 430?😂
@@crimsonmaelstrom573 We only talked for a few minutes, I didn’t want to keep him from enjoying his time with his wife and daughter.
Whoever put this together took out the best part of the Growler bit!!
@@ilikestuffandstuff4127 as i have had to tell many others I sadly had to take that part out as it kept making the video be taken down
"Richard Hammond was the smallest living object in miles"
😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
Awesome compilation, I really love the non-scripted ones. You just know when it’s non-scripted by their reactions. May is definitely the king of those.
@@musefan12345 yeah he definitely dose great in those situations
30:19 - “I think it must be damp” - Classic!
😂😂😂
"I'm not putting that in the british museum"
God I love James
💯😂
16:51 Jeremy: "Princess Diana had one of these!" *Hammond cackles away* 😂
@@MichaelD8393 she had one of everything
@@BOSTV101 Wouldn’t surprise me a bit 😂
@@MichaelD8393 exactly 💯
My father worked for a company that hired a man named Forest Shipmaker as he remembered the receptionist only got through his name on the PA system 2 twice before breaking out in laughter. He said he didn't last long .
😂😂😂
“He’s my partner and also my lover,” From Hammond in that accent is hilarious
@@baileylocklear5975 😂😂
30:20 if this had worked, it would've been the most impactful moment in TV history
Absolutely
Second Impact? Third Impact?
Them arguing over the bentley and the nissan while Jeremy just stands, watches and laughs at the chaos
I love how in the first clip Jeremy just stands there and watches the drama unfold
Definitely
ABSOLUTELY LOVE how Clarkson just stands there in awe at Cap slow and Hammond going at it in the first instance :)
i love how this video proves that for an entertaining and hilarious show, you dont need elaborate setups or high production value, just three mates paying each other out
Absolutely 💯
The greatest show on TV when these three were the hosts. Just watched the very last Grand Tour, 'One For the Road' tonight and shed a few tears at the end. No one will ever replace these guys, ever, period. The most brilliant, smart, witty, charismatic and chemistry infused on TV, ever.
@@mrboogang absolutely they are what made the show and I think I can speak for everyone when I say we would love just seeing them any any thang together can you imagine James and Richard on Clarkson’s Farm just screwing shit up constantly😂
@@BOSTV101 Thank you brother. I am not alone.
@@mrboogang 💯
I literally just finished watching it and can’t stop shedding tears now 😭😭😭😭
They are the three stooges after all, so its no wonder they work so well together.
The one about bus driving and May having a joint is still funny. 😂
Absolutely
"...so you can have a joint"
"VE HAVE AXIDENTLY NAMED ZE CAR AFTER EIN FRAUGARTEN!!!!"
👍
@@griffinhays2053 you have no idea how hard the British laugh at the F-18 fighter😂😂
15:59
Clarkson is a geography professor 😂
💯😂
28:38 bruh who else noticed the dog and cat toys in a doggy position? 🤣
😂😂😂
The dogs are dogging lol
😂😂😂😂
I hadn’t seen that!
Well spotted!
@@sethnary3974 😂
“Princess Diana had one of these” 😂😂😂
Princess Diana had one of everything 😂
"You have given me the baby, now get in the back", I never forgot that one.
Absolutely
These 3 have given us many laughs and memories. Sad day when its officially over.
Most definitely 💯
1:23 Jeremy just standing there like "this is great, i should put money on this"
💯
20:34 the Spanish rant and 21:09 the Dacia Sandero, you know a show is a classic when two of some of the most clipped bits from it are back to back like that in the original episode airing
Exactly 💯
"No its easier because you're not being filmed....you can have a joint"
James May has never had such a wonderul thought before or after but I AM DYING LAUGHING right now fr fr.
@@scottciesielski6854that was definitely a great one and you can see he said it before thinking
Hammond's fingersnap just before he says "put it in the Natural History Museum" always gets me.
😂💯
00:01 - 01:57 has to be my favorite back and forth between Hammond and May in all of Top Gun. I can't stop rewatching that moment xD
Yeah it’s great 💯
‘d you just say Top Gun
"princess diana had one of these"
that was an S-tier joke gg
💯
Such a good joke. I hate that gatekeeping Top Gear neckbeards have spread so much misinformation about that joke that people now don’t appreciate it. “Well actually.” No, you’re wrong. It’s a mine clearance vehicle and Diana did lots of charity work for mine clearance. That’s the funny. Yes the in joke adds to it, but it’s not bulk of the joke.
@@him050 absolutely 💯
@@him050 yes but the fact that the joke goes all the way back to the 70s is what makes it so special in british lore
"Yeah it says he's got few children in household. "
"What, in a basement? "
"Yeah he is a kidnapper." 😂
Most definitely
That opening exchange was superb. "And if we stripped everything off of you, you would find the same skeleton that you have in a racing driver when he was a little boy!" Priceless!!
💯
The only show where everyone stood to see the legends sit and talk!
💯
Touche
30:44 "It's on strike!" LMFAO
🤷🏻😂😂
"Princess Diana had one of these!" hahahaha
She had every thing
One thing that I always thought was kind of hilarious about the part of the beginning where James and Richard are arguing over the Bentley and the Nissan. I love how throughout the whole thing, Jeremy is just standing there with this big shit eating grin. Almost like a parent, watching their children have a little scuffle.
Also at probably about three minutes 20 seconds am I singing things or are the village people behind James and Richard talking about Mick Dick.
💯💯
Lol it is the village people, it was when they were talking about accusations that gay people weren't allowed on the top gear set, then the village people appeared behind them.
@@-murray- 😂😂😂
The thing about the "unplug electric cars while they are charging prank" joke is that it has aged terribly for one reason only: You can't do that anymore. Modern electric cars actually lock the plug when you lock the car, you have to unlock the car in order to unplug it. To prevent this exact scenario.
Other than that: Yeah, it would be funny to do that.
The car makers watched the show🤷♂️
Always wondered how secure the electric plug in bit was, good to know, still won't bring me round to buying one as the range is still worse than a petrol car
I’ve watched all these a million times but it’s still got me rolling😂🤣
Definitely
"Princess Diana had one of these"...always makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Prophet2008PT she had every thing
ive never understood that joke actually, but I still find it funny
13:20 Only just noticed “Polished Bishop Hotel in Hemel Hempstead“ 🤣
😂😂
"You in that GTR, is like you in those shoes - ridiculous."
"Says the man in a jacket woven out of 100% pure 1935."
Pure comedy gold 💯
9:31 he cant even finish the sentence XD
😂
Set the alarm, put a kipper in the trouser press and piss in the kettle 😂😂😂
@@markwhitehouse3355 💯💯💯💯💯
The electric car unplugging conversation… one of my favourites!! @ 8:05
Absolutely
@@oliverfearn8955 I’d definitely do that regardless
I love the joke about the GPS that goes only to Poland 😂😂😂
Greetings from PL
Loved the trio for the whole, i dont know 25 years.
Legends 🎉
@@lukez5117 glad you enjoyed the video I also always love the GPS.
"Which arm have you broken?" Is one of the best questions in history.
Most definitely
”maybe go to your own kids sports day” XD
😂😂☝️
“Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles” 😂😂
💯💯💯
"And because you spill your seed alone" savage!
@@Ghostchocobo definitely 💯