Clarkson , Hammond and May's Best Jokes
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youve given me the baby now get in the back
probably one of the best top gear jokes ever
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Jezza's delayed reaction was the one that got me
I don’t really get it what does it mean?
@@jamesharry8821Done at the front, time for the back shot (on bed)
@@edwardburek1717 😂😂yeah
“Says the man in the jacket woven out of 100% pure 1935” is the single greatest comeback anyone could possibly have given in that moment
Absolutely 💯
best rap battle ever
@@Foxtrott_4 😂😂
james' 'take the third reich' joke will never not be iconic
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Yesssssssssss.....
James was always the wittiest
@@anusername8350 💯
@@anusername8350 it's his timing, he picks the right moments.
“Which arm have you broken?” Will forever get me
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Genuinely might be the best joke in all of the trio's history
@@jtcranger02 possibly
@@jtcranger02 It's the way he says it with the straightest face possible.
I didn't quite get it...
the “which seat do they put in as standard?” is my absolute favourite kills me everytime 😂
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Similar to "Which arm have you broken?"
@@alexng704 💯
What is the joke there haha? Genuinely missed it
@@tommyyee1149 they joke is basically did they give you the front seats or the backseat which one of them do they give you? Because the demon only comes with one seat.
"Moments later Bob is dismembered" will always remain in my head, RIP Bob
Absolutely 💯
That phrase lives in my head rent free
@@fabianmarcoschau 💯
And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America
“USB” 😂
😂😂😂
*United States of Britain*
@@commanderfreakkz5688 *Confused Earl Grey Eagle screeching*
@@commanderfreakkz5688And Unites Kinglessdom (UK) = USA?
“when they come back and find that the range just says 2, it’s not F-“ *W H E E Z E* 🤣
*we're not saying you should do that just say you can do that*
*PFFFFFFFFT*
😂
@@AB2108YA 💯
The way Richard cackles at the scrap weight joke sends me
😂😂😂💯
Jeremy just enjoying being completely burned to the ground by his mates about his wax sculpture is just the best
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No pun intended
@@TheRuddster95 😂
Wind up the Richard Hammond and let him go!
@@DrewSavo definitely
"Manual... Semi-Automatic... Oh, these are the weapons."
😂😂😂
I came looking for this. My absolute favorite of all time.
20:30
"Im not putting that in the British museum" has got to be the most absolute destructive roast from James Mat
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“We’d see a big dotted line” had me crying
😂😂
Even with an unlimited budget and all the resources in the world you could not recreate this show with these three legends. Perfection and you cannot add to perfection
💯absolutely
Honestly I wish I knew of something else with the same atmosphere! Clarkson's Farm is also great if you haven't watched it - even through Hammond and May don't feature, the people Jeremy works with are great characters and the jokes are on point.
@@billylardner absolutely 💯
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8:46
"YOU'RE JUST A YOBBO!" Idk why, but I love the way Richard just blurts that out. XD
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I love the dynamic of the news, Jeremy is a superb interviewer and Richard is an outstanding radio host and together they take the lead of the convo trail with such grace while James sits back relaxing while he waits his time to throws in his one punch KO.
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“Apparently he worked at Jaguar for a while, not sure what happened there, probably had to LET HIM GO” 😂😂
😂😂
Clarkson's amused face in the first 2 minutes at their argument is pure gold 🤣
Absolutely 💯
"Princess Diana had one of these"' haha
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Explain? I didn't get that
@@quattropower_ Princess Diana was a strong advocate against land mines, so a mine clearing vehicle makes sense
@@Tibis42 Oh dam 😂
@@quattropower_ hahaha thats not the explanation.
on Top gear since season 2 they always had a recurrent joke "princess diana had one of these' anytime they argue about a car or (anything e.g. weapon, animal etc) because they consider if princess diana do ssomething than its legit.
Anyway, what makes it funny, is how many times they did that joke.,, and each time was weirder than the previous..
“Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles.”
So underrated. It’s just a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment.
Priceless moment
Hammond asking "which arm have you broken" with that straight of a face is actually impressive
😂
And Jeremy laughing😅
@@ComeOnMabena yesz
James "accidentally" admitting to smoking weed while driving buses was hilarious.
💯💯💯💯absolutely
"Go to your own kid's sportsday."
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23:14 “So if you’re watching this in Saudi Arabia: _wheeze_ “
🤷🏻😂😂
"it's back to carpets for you"
@@jetseekers 😂😂
Hammond's broken arm, May's standard seat and Clarkson's flake skin gotta be my favorites
😂
24:47 That little hop Jeremy does and the exaggerated surprise at the sight of the obelisk- gets me every time. 😄
😂
@ 30:12 Chippsky Norton 🤣
“I think it must be damp”
😂
I love how Jezza just stands back and let's them have at it 😂
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Jezza can take and dish out the abuse lmao that's respectable
@@Valigarmanda 💯
21:58 James' suggestion for standing on something in the middle of the night is one of the most comedic answers ever. Not to mention the immediate look on Jeremy's face. Absolutely priceless
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Imagine James as your bus driver smoking a joint 😂😂
I do that every single day.
EDIT: imagining James as the spliff-smoking bus driver, that is
Wouldn’t me soo bad you get a lot of random weird facts about everything around you on the bus journey
@@edwardburek1717 💯
You'd end up in Maidstone instead of maidenhead!
@@hesky10 😂
“The queens German, you don’t sing ‘Deutschland, Deutschland, über allen’ every time she comes on the tele”😂😂
😂😂
"Well I do, actually"
"Yeah, he does"
It will never not be hilarious just how much of a TEAR Hammond goes on. James helps here and there but there's a full minute or more of Richard just going without stopping once they get to talking about Clarkson going in Madame Tussauds.
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15:18 you missed James's joke "wax the growler"
Was forced to remove it by UA-cam 🙃
of course they got to ruin everything
Try Audi 'eTron' in french...
@@uwekall6281 👍
@@uwekall6281describes what i think about Audi!!!
Lesson of the first clip: When Clarkson of all people is the voice of reason in an argument, you know things got real.
Exactly
Best thing that ever happened to television, these three.
Absolutely 💯
"It's for clearance and saving lives. Princess Diana had one of these." 🤣
😂😂💯
These three shit talked each other like only dudes that would die for each other can
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Watching Jeremy desperating trying to maintain his composure at 20:18 is genuinely priceless
"I'm not putting that in the british museum"
God I love James
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I think it must be damp, that joke / image gets me every single time. James May, don't you EVER change.
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Honeslty even when they're too old to travel to challenging places, I could still watch these three just sitting in a pub bickering and joking with eachother.
Absolutely 💯
21:47 Hammond always makes me laugh with "lego hiiiides in the carpet"
Absolutely
You’d be hard pushed to find three TV presenters with chemistry this good. Clarkson, Hammond and May bounce off each other perfectly!
Absolutely
"You look like something found in a pyramid." Don't ever change, James May.
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1:11 you gotta love the way Jeremy just looks so fondly at his two friends, even though they'd never admit to being friends publicly 😂
They are what made the show
16:49 is the greatest joke clarkson has ever told
Possibly
I had the pleasure of meeting Richard Hammond in SoHo in NYC a few years ago. He was very friendly and spent a few minutes talking to my partner and I before taking a picture with us.
Glad you go to meet him
20:34 the Spanish rant and 21:09 the Dacia Sandero, you know a show is a classic when two of some of the most clipped bits from it are back to back like that in the original episode airing
Exactly 💯
"VE HAVE AXIDENTLY NAMED ZE CAR AFTER EIN FRAUGARTEN!!!!"
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Tears of laughter, every damn time. These guys were on a whole different level.
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"Richard Hammond was the smallest living object in miles"
😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
The thing about the "unplug electric cars while they are charging prank" joke is that it has aged terribly for one reason only: You can't do that anymore. Modern electric cars actually lock the plug when you lock the car, you have to unlock the car in order to unplug it. To prevent this exact scenario.
Other than that: Yeah, it would be funny to do that.
James May “spills his seed alone” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
24:14 “He is my partner and also my lover” 😂😂
😂
I'm here after they confirmed Grand Tour is ending...
...Goddamn it I'm gonna miss these three sooo much
My father worked for a company that hired a man named Forest Shipmaker as he remembered the receptionist only got through his name on the PA system 2 twice before breaking out in laughter. He said he didn't last long .
😂😂😂
15:20 you cut the best part
"Some bloke will say: I'm gonna wax the Growler" 😂
Was forced to video kept being taken down
@@BOSTV101 Ah, too bad :/
@@Robi2009 tell me about it
These guys are the prime reason Brit humor is the absolute best !!!!!
Most definitely
“Princess Diana had one of these” 😂😂😂
Princess Diana had one of everything 😂
The only show where everyone stood to see the legends sit and talk!
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I remember Clarkson reading a letter addressed to Hammond from a guy in prison asking for his shirts from season 1. Hammond was all for it and asked how long he would be in prison to which May replied "it's better than that, Jonathan come on out!"
"princess diana had one of these"
that was an S-tier joke gg
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Such a good joke. I hate that gatekeeping Top Gear neckbeards have spread so much misinformation about that joke that people now don’t appreciate it. “Well actually.” No, you’re wrong. It’s a mine clearance vehicle and Diana did lots of charity work for mine clearance. That’s the funny. Yes the in joke adds to it, but it’s not bulk of the joke.
@@him050 absolutely 💯
28:38 bruh who else noticed the dog and cat toys in a doggy position? 🤣
😂😂😂
The dogs are dogging lol
😂😂😂😂
I hadn’t seen that!
Well spotted!
@@sethnary3974 😂
After the icecream joke, you should have played the clip of Jeremy eating an icecream in the jeep in season 3
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"Given me the baby now get in the back"😂😂😂😂 took me ages to get that
😂😂😂
I still don't quite get it, any help?
@@thesecondcomingoflordcornb5381 it’s a sex joke
13:20 Only just noticed “Polished Bishop Hotel in Hemel Hempstead“ 🤣
😂😂
"We´re not saying you SHOULD do that, we´re just saying you CAN do that." Jeremy is simply the best!
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I absolutely love Richard's "that's my goal" joke, the way he delivered it made it even funnier
"YE- I recognize that goal, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵐᶦⁿᵉ"
Them arguing over the bentley and the nissan while Jeremy just stands, watches and laughs at the chaos
I love how in the first clip Jeremy just stands there and watches the drama unfold
Definitely
I never learn shit about cars watching these three but I did laugh my ass off
15:59
Clarkson is a geography professor 😂
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00:01 - 01:57 has to be my favorite back and forth between Hammond and May in all of Top Gun. I can't stop rewatching that moment xD
Yeah it’s great 💯
i love how this video proves that for an entertaining and hilarious show, you dont need elaborate setups or high production value, just three mates paying each other out
Absolutely 💯
28:20 That's my favourite quote of TG and JC.
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These 3 never fail to cheer me up after a bad day
Definitely 💯 agree
30:20 if this had worked, it would've been the most impactful moment in TV history
Absolutely
Second Impact? Third Impact?
“Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles” 😂😂
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"You have given me the baby, now get in the back", I never forgot that one.
Absolutely
”maybe go to your own kids sports day” XD
😂😂☝️
The crowd really makes these sometimes, like The Village People behind May and Hammond as they talked about Mick Dick and his Audi.
Yess definitely
"because you spill your seed alone!"
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Hammond's fingersnap just before he says "put it in the Natural History Museum" always gets me.
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"Princess Diana had one of these!" hahahaha
She had every thing
The whole thing with the wax statue is amazing
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Love a gentlemanly roasting.
Definitely 💯
ABSOLUTELY LOVE how Clarkson just stands there in awe at Cap slow and Hammond going at it in the first instance :)
Top Gear will be a perpetual classic
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A positively svelte early 90s Clarkson is a blast from the past..
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9:31 he cant even finish the sentence XD
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1:23 Jeremy just standing there like "this is great, i should put money on this"
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"What a finale!!!!
" You spill your seed alone".....
There's no coming back from that😅
Nop absolutely not
The one about bus driving and May having a joint is still funny. 😂
Absolutely
"Yeah it says he's got few children in household. "
"What, in a basement? "
"Yeah he is a kidnapper." 😂
Most definitely
“you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back”
Iconic line
One thing that I always thought was kind of hilarious about the part of the beginning where James and Richard are arguing over the Bentley and the Nissan. I love how throughout the whole thing, Jeremy is just standing there with this big shit eating grin. Almost like a parent, watching their children have a little scuffle.
Also at probably about three minutes 20 seconds am I singing things or are the village people behind James and Richard talking about Mick Dick.
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Lol it is the village people, it was when they were talking about accusations that gay people weren't allowed on the top gear set, then the village people appeared behind them.
@@-murray- 😂😂😂
They did a great job at making this show sound not scripted
Absolutely 💯
A Polished Bishop with a Brazilian Growler .... if you get it, you get it.
😂😂😂😂😂💯✅
30:03 will forever be engraved in my mind
The cheap motel just kills me. Will always take my own kettle, just in case.
Absolutely 😂