Hungry For Power Games: Democratic National Convention Edition

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  • Julius Flickerman and his pet weasel Caligula are back, descending into the belly of the beast to report from the DNC in Philadelphia.
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  • @arjunsachar6348
    @arjunsachar6348 8 років тому +1407

    JUST LET THE MAN ON THE DAMN PODIUM

    • @e0o9kii
      @e0o9kii 8 років тому +62

      My thoughts exactly. Oh wait, you're talking about Bernie Sanders right?

    • @mwthecool
      @mwthecool 8 років тому +10

      You know he was the headline speaker tonight right?

    • @alphamike_
      @alphamike_ 8 років тому +1

      +TheEmeraldSword And they book him last...

    • @xXxBurnerable
      @xXxBurnerable 8 років тому +6

      +JTN xDD yeah as much as we love Colbert,we'd rather habe Bernie up there :D
      Awesome job Stephen, long time I've laughed this much

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 8 років тому

      +JTN hahahah

  • @honkthegoose3543
    @honkthegoose3543 8 років тому +699

    I'd vote that Weasel president over Hillary and Trump.

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 8 років тому +61

      really? You think Ted Cruz would be better?

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 8 років тому +3

      +dreaminginnoother I see what you did there. 😂

    • @christina3100
      @christina3100 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @Jaym4
      @Jaym4 8 років тому

      +dreaminginnoother lmao

    • @abigaillillie9394
      @abigaillillie9394 8 років тому +3

      +l336l Caligula (I think that's how you spell it) for president!!!!

  • @jutco
    @jutco 8 років тому +1801

    I was actually cheering when he reached the podium dammit LOL

    • @cmwky92
      @cmwky92 8 років тому +65

      That was some supreme satisfaction!

    • @AdmiralAnderson
      @AdmiralAnderson 8 років тому +12

      They should've played the Chariots of Fire theme by Vangelis during that part;)

    • @Rcurtin
      @Rcurtin 8 років тому +7

      As was I my friend, as was I

    • @PeterParker-yg6fc
      @PeterParker-yg6fc 8 років тому +6

      me too lol

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 8 років тому +5

      Same man lol

  • @TheLoopProductions
    @TheLoopProductions 8 років тому +893

    When he said "God bless freedom of the press" I completely lost my mind XD

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 8 років тому +56

      I love that the security backed off at that point a bit, too xD

    • @renton9999
      @renton9999 8 років тому

      because he didn't run to the podium. it was either removed or he went in a different direction

    • @maverick3059
      @maverick3059 8 років тому

      +renton9999 the podium comes out of the ground

    • @renton9999
      @renton9999 8 років тому

      so I am right in saying it was removed

    • @joelskelley2625
      @joelskelley2625 8 років тому +2

      +renton9999 Technically a podium is a raised area, the part that comes out of the ground is a lectern. But even then, he was at the podium.

  • @VividBoricua
    @VividBoricua 8 років тому +600

    Can we take a moment to acknowledge that that girl was a good singer? She sang very well!

    • @ArchAngelThomas
      @ArchAngelThomas 8 років тому +4

      +

    • @3rlon
      @3rlon 8 років тому +14

      They surely gave an awesome performance! I loved it!

    • @cuellar4500
      @cuellar4500 8 років тому +2

      Americas got talent

    • @chooooooooba
      @chooooooooba 8 років тому +6

      The tenor too, rockin a Bowie shirt!

    • @Ariel_Waters
      @Ariel_Waters 8 років тому +8

      I was just about to say that!! I think they all did a fantastic job, & harmonized wonderfully!

  • @michaeladams2358
    @michaeladams2358 8 років тому +2032

    I love this. He did everything he could to get up there... This is called real dedication. lol

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 8 років тому +70

      I love how they were prepared for this. unlike those in Cleveland.

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 8 років тому +83

      +Joe Kaput That's because they saw what he did at the RNC.

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 8 років тому +58

      I feel like in Cleveland, they should have known something was up when Stephen Colbert is walking up to the stage determined and dressed like a character from the Hunger Games. That might be a given away.

    • @spaceman8935
      @spaceman8935 8 років тому +59

      +Joe Kaput I'm pretty sure they had specific orders to not let anyone wearing a blue wig and named Colbert anywhere near the podium lol unless they just staged it all

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 8 років тому +6

      Spaceman what about someone wearing a purple wig and named Colbert? (Colbert eye-brow thing with dramatic music)

  • @Tioty86
    @Tioty86 8 років тому +287

    The security was hilarious! They look both annoyed and amused at the same time.

  • @dazzlingdynamic4062
    @dazzlingdynamic4062 8 років тому +257

    "I'm not one to gloat, but I won"
    That's my fav part

  • @q851230
    @q851230 8 років тому +322

    Let the man on the podium,he is most beautiful thing you can see on it

    • @2xcrzkxk
      @2xcrzkxk 8 років тому +38

      Except Bernie or Jon Stewart. But you knew that :3

    • @q851230
      @q851230 8 років тому +17

      2xcrzkxk Of course,

    • @novaday8813
      @novaday8813 8 років тому

      +2xcrzkxk no one wants to see a burnt out sell out politician

    • @bobjimenez1716
      @bobjimenez1716 8 років тому +1

      +Nova Day bernie isnt a sellout lol

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 8 років тому +558

    Thumbs up for the harmonising on the Star Spangle Banner rendition

    • @ArchAngelThomas
      @ArchAngelThomas 8 років тому +1

      +

    • @Loremastrful
      @Loremastrful 8 років тому +12

      Agreed. If this show biz thing doesn't pan out. Stephen can always rope his brothers into a barbershop quartet.

    • @lethargogpeterson4083
      @lethargogpeterson4083 8 років тому +1

      Agreed. Harmonizing is great fun.

    • @lraab
      @lraab 8 років тому

      +1

    • @jeffstone2136
      @jeffstone2136 8 років тому

      Yeah that was nice

  • @nuclearhardt
    @nuclearhardt 8 років тому +857

    That was an excellent tactical roll. I'm surprised he could even do it in that getup!

    • @Axioanarchist
      @Axioanarchist 8 років тому +144

      And didn't lose his weasel in the process

    • @1st_Julianna
      @1st_Julianna 8 років тому +83

      Caligula is in it for the win!

    • @michael1345
      @michael1345 8 років тому +63

      Caligula for President. We need a third party and Caligula won't back down to Wall Street

    • @nuclearhardt
      @nuclearhardt 8 років тому +22

      +Michael Olson You know you're in deep electoral shit when you seriously consider voting for a dead weasel

    • @alexhencinski3852
      @alexhencinski3852 8 років тому +20

      not to mention a dead weasel named after an emperor who made his horse a Roman senator

  • @golden.333
    @golden.333 8 років тому +351

    Kudos to Nancy for trying to help him.

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 4 роки тому +5

      Jeannette Hernandez half-assed. Her own kids were telling Colbert he’s not allowed:D

  • @pompey333
    @pompey333 8 років тому +306

    Stephen Colbert is the best thing to happen to this country i wish he ran for president

  • @darkforest1165
    @darkforest1165 8 років тому +685

    Wow, the DNC has a lot better security when it comes to podiums 😂😭😂

    • @darkforest1165
      @darkforest1165 8 років тому +1

      *😂😂😂

    • @Popsfresh
      @Popsfresh 8 років тому +47

      pointless, cringeworthy, watching all those assistants play footsie and guard an empty stage. Silly, cringe

    • @xxGLhrMxx
      @xxGLhrMxx 8 років тому +29

      you mean they're pretty good when it comes to censoring free speech

    • @MK-eo3wc
      @MK-eo3wc 8 років тому +6

      That's why Hilary won the nomination..all secured and nothing to see here, walk along fine sir!

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 8 років тому +7

      was one if her emails hidden behind the podium? haha

  • @AustinBOSSton
    @AustinBOSSton 8 років тому +265

    Is it bad I stood up and shouted "YES" when he got up there?

  • @resplendentwitticism
    @resplendentwitticism 8 років тому +170

    "I'm not one to gloat, but I won!"
    -Stephen Colbert (a national hero)

  • @jalyn947
    @jalyn947 8 років тому +456

    That version of the star spangled banner ❤️🇺🇸

    • @mottledmotmot2130
      @mottledmotmot2130 8 років тому +19

      Love the harmony, didn't know that Colbert can sing that well

    • @carpetfluff35
      @carpetfluff35 8 років тому +23

      Despite his numerous mentions of his musical theatre past.

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 8 років тому +3

      +Yosua Susanto he can sing. check out his rendition of me and my shadow

    • @rumples584
      @rumples584 8 років тому +7

      yeah that one duet he did with anna kendrick got me pregnant

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 8 років тому

      It's called the anthem.

  • @danlouie352
    @danlouie352 8 років тому +596

    Wow, DNC was that anal about letting Colbert up the podium.

    • @michaelsnow3536
      @michaelsnow3536 8 років тому +129

      Probably saw what happened at the RNC and don't have a sense of humor.

    • @Vandaleese
      @Vandaleese 8 років тому +4

      btw people cannot say it wasn't apart of the act. there were so many people doing it. so stupid. DNC are pussys

    • @TSTypeR
      @TSTypeR 8 років тому +12

      Probably they don't want to start a precedent of just allowing anybody on stage. Sure Colbert is funny, but what if it's someone spewing conspiracy bullshit... So totally understood what they prevented Colbert after last week.

    • @Wolfing1785
      @Wolfing1785 8 років тому

      Neither party has any.

    • @maragathm
      @maragathm 8 років тому +8

      Come on guys lets be realistic did Colbert really hurt the RNC, I mean they have just nominated Trump if that doesn't embarrass the party I doubt Colbert's jokes will.
      I still think it was staged because the security were all laughing. They were told to not let him on but I don't think they really cared even if he went on, because if you really want to stop him they would have thrown Colbert out but they were lazily following him around laughing and when he did go on they didn't stop him.

  • @vincentespinoza7097
    @vincentespinoza7097 8 років тому +462

    when the elections all over I'm really gonna miss the hungry for power games segment 😔😔😔

    • @SkylerTan
      @SkylerTan 8 років тому +2

      Same :(

    • @TheoryOfRelativeTea
      @TheoryOfRelativeTea 8 років тому +11

      Hopefully he'll bring in back for the senate and congress elections :)

    • @followumesh
      @followumesh 8 років тому +2

      Also our home owner association elections are around the corner. :)

    • @SR-mi6jf
      @SR-mi6jf 8 років тому

      oh by that time well have coin as president

    • @aaroon42
      @aaroon42 8 років тому +3

      Well, in theory, he can do them again in 4 year... (unless Trump wins)

  • @Troumbadour
    @Troumbadour 8 років тому +134

    Not all heroes wear capes

  • @rueluxprince6982
    @rueluxprince6982 8 років тому +108

    One of the few great things about America is that someone can just walk around with a mad impression of a fictional character wearing a hideous wig taking madly to a camera crew and no one batts an eye.

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 8 років тому +2

      Er...that's just UA-cam internet celebrity. But no, in some places, that scares people because they don't understand what it is.

    • @TadCornell
      @TadCornell 8 років тому +13

      +Grace Liu no, he's a tv show host. Not a UA-cam celebrity. Think Ellen, not pewdiepie.

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 8 років тому

      Thaddeus Cornell I'm talking about the "someone can walk around with a mad impression of a fictional character"

    • @TadCornell
      @TadCornell 8 років тому +1

      Grace Liu That's not exclusive to UA-cam dear.

    • @TadCornell
      @TadCornell 8 років тому

      Grace Liu more stories, but TV personalities get kicked off things a lot too, especially ones that are involved with politics and world affairs. It's not a niche exclusive to UA-cam and UA-cam isn't the first thing that comes to anyone's mind when this sort of thing happens.

  • @TheKrostiman
    @TheKrostiman 8 років тому +368

    I love how the late show is slowly but steadily is becoming the Colbert Report.

    • @pkrangersf3072
      @pkrangersf3072 8 років тому +35

      I REALLY hope it does!

    • @arimpact
      @arimpact 8 років тому +10

      It's about damn time :)

    • @resplendentwitticism
      @resplendentwitticism 8 років тому +30

      I think it's that he's getting more comfortable. He's not in his Comedy Central character, but the real Colbert is very very funny as well and a joy to watch. What you're seeing is him in his home territory, politics.

    • @novagray4143
      @novagray4143 8 років тому +2

      me too

  • @SqueebzEZ
    @SqueebzEZ 8 років тому +457

    It's odd how the republicans are the ones preaching that we are not safe yet their security was like two guys chewing gum and the Dems had 12 guys dedicating all of their keeping one tv host from going up to the podium haha

    • @kayduff5676
      @kayduff5676 8 років тому +88

      Haha well after seeing Colbert get up on the Republican stage, I bet they knew he was coming for theirs.

    • @alxstyy
      @alxstyy 8 років тому +1

      +Kay Duff good one

    • @atomm7316
      @atomm7316 8 років тому +2

      Its sad, how many guys does it take?

    • @atomm7316
      @atomm7316 8 років тому +3

      hmmm i wonder why? what can they be hinding?

    • @miguelrico4326
      @miguelrico4326 8 років тому +12

      They knew he was looking for the emails

  • @JustLatino
    @JustLatino 8 років тому +512

    DNC: protect podiums, but not high clearance emails. Great!

    • @ReneeStevens98
      @ReneeStevens98 8 років тому +6

      Hahaha! #Truth

    • @Sth_Magical
      @Sth_Magical 8 років тому +16

      and the RNC protect a rascist bigot demagogue and promoted him as the candidate for their party in the general election. Even better!

    • @noahvanhyning7752
      @noahvanhyning7752 8 років тому +14

      +Cleander Yu triggered

    • @chaseo4557
      @chaseo4557 8 років тому +6

      +Cleander Yu racist bigot? I spot an idiot who can't think for themselves. A follower not a leader.

    • @fatalequinox6553
      @fatalequinox6553 8 років тому

      DNC = √rekt

  • @Preda.Y
    @Preda.Y 8 років тому +36

    when organizing this convention someone probably said to the security guys "If Colbert comes here dressed as that guy from the Hunger Games do NOT let him on the podium"

  • @hijack69
    @hijack69 8 років тому +216

    He forget his line.."Look I know I shouldn't be here, but neither should Hillary"

    • @Tioty86
      @Tioty86 8 років тому +15

      I think he was just happy to make it to the stage this time around.

    • @arimpact
      @arimpact 8 років тому +3

      +Olivia N well, you actually took the time to prove what I suspected by reading the emails, so thank you for that confirmation. When I read the articles that talked about "rigged". All of them say the word "rigged", non of them gave any factorial quotes from any emails, just DNC people writing their opinion about disliking Sanders and what they wish could happen, making it sound as if it's wrong to for people to be entitled to their own opinions and desires in private emails.... Few articles of that same bs and I decided this is nothing more than pathetic negative sensationalism, which the whole damn "news" media is now turning into.

    • @wasifzaman6062
      @wasifzaman6062 8 років тому +6

      at least she's a politician, Trump is just a reality show star 😂😂

    • @Warmishcookies
      @Warmishcookies 7 років тому

      Or... "This wasn't staged, unlike Hillary's nomination"? "This was just as staged as your primaries"? "When the DNC decides you won't be up here, they pull out all the stops. Isn't that right, Bernie"?

  • @GraceanneParks
    @GraceanneParks 8 років тому +77

    HE FINALLY MADE IT ONSTAGE I WAS SO HAPPY

  • @JosephStalin11
    @JosephStalin11 8 років тому +148

    Democrats build a wall of security guards.

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion 8 років тому +40

      At least the security guards had a sense of humour this time around.

    • @josipbroztito8615
      @josipbroztito8615 8 років тому +12

      +GrijzePilion they were obviously expecting him to do something like he did at the RNC.

    • @jaydeepgrewal1
      @jaydeepgrewal1 8 років тому

      liberals love to defend their hypocritical ways if the RNC didn't let him on stage you would be crying about them being authoritarian. haha love to see the dems rip their own party apart

    • @dexterking2896
      @dexterking2896 8 років тому +3

      +click clack funny how you talk about the democratic party being hypocritical, when you just said that they are tearing themselves apart, yet Trump is destroying your party, lol

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion 8 років тому +2

      Dexter King Both parties are being torn apart right now.

  • @nbb2153
    @nbb2153 8 років тому +235

    Notice the difference between colbert's appearance at the RNC and DNC. RNC had no problem for him to have access to the podium. DNC so worried about their image. I think this is a microcosm of the enitre election

    • @benjaminwiens7644
      @benjaminwiens7644 8 років тому +181

      Um...because they saw what happened the first time dude...

    • @luisnavarro5298
      @luisnavarro5298 8 років тому +66

      the rnc barely had any security who gave a fuck

    • @gojigoro5174
      @gojigoro5174 8 років тому +29

      Grab ye tin foil hats commonfolk, TIS A CONSPIRACY

    • @hondo190
      @hondo190 8 років тому

      ikr. was the first thing I noticed too

    • @DrakeyC
      @DrakeyC 8 років тому +33

      Or perhaps they saw what he did at the RNC and knew better.

  • @73hd99w
    @73hd99w 8 років тому +75

    He should have asked Bernie Sanders for tips on how to get on the podium when the DNC is working against you.

  • @TheGsmith97
    @TheGsmith97 8 років тому +408

    Wow, I'm really disappointed with the DNC organizers for not letting Colbert on the stage, it was before anything was even happening and it really gives the impression that they didn't want to allow any criticism if Hillary even if it's for humor. While I'm sure she didn't specifically request Colbert not be let on stage, if you genuinely want the youth vote, being willing to accept humorous criticism is great look in our eyes at least in the opinion of all those I know in my age group

    • @rockmanethan
      @rockmanethan 8 років тому +32

      Considering they were probably supposed to not let ANYONE on the stage except for authorized people, Colbert didn't qualify as being "authorized." I'm sure they knew he wasn't a threat and didn't give a damn if he criticized Hillary.

    • @SineOccasu
      @SineOccasu 8 років тому +31

      Didn't you watch the video? He had a "Podium Pass", and they still wouldn't let him on.
      ;-)

    • @rockmanethan
      @rockmanethan 8 років тому +5

      SineOccasu That pass was as legit and important as the WNBA.

    • @TheGsmith97
      @TheGsmith97 8 років тому +36

      +Ethan Penner Then why couldn't Nancy Pelosi get him on? I'm sure her kids were not "authorized" but she could get them on but not Colbert. Seems to me far more likely someone saw what he did at the RNC and didn't want it happening at the DNC, whether that was someone in charge of the event or the actual security officers themselves

    • @rockmanethan
      @rockmanethan 8 років тому +8

      blah Did you not hear the guy in the video? First off, Colbert wanted to use her to get on. The security guy said "You and your children can go on, but not the man. Not Colbert." She was authorized, dude. And he basically already did stuff, chanting "Lock her up" and talking about the emails.

  • @noahkilgus9860
    @noahkilgus9860 8 років тому +26

    That was actually really impressive harmonizing

  • @Wardancer666
    @Wardancer666 8 років тому +53

    Julius Flickerman for President!!!!

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 8 років тому +43

      Flickerman/Calligula 2020!

  • @rumples584
    @rumples584 8 років тому +370

    He should have prepared something funnier to say once he got on stage. I would have gone with: "Welcome to the DNC, where Bernie Sanders has offered himself as tribute..." idk the RNC one was funnier, but the way he got to the podium was funnier here.

    • @MrGrayWolf
      @MrGrayWolf 8 років тому +41

      I do think that he prepared some lines, but given the security, he didn't want to get into possible serious troubles.

    • @ksqueezey
      @ksqueezey 8 років тому +18

      yeah I agree but I dont even think he expected to get onto the podium at all, so when he finally did he wasnt prepared.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +2

      He won't say that because he's pro-Hillary. He may act like he isn't but he clearly is. When Hillary won the nomination, Colbert sincerely said "The voices of women will be heard."

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 8 років тому +13

      +Ashcool
      Dude...he let Bernie on his show so many times.
      And you sound kinda sexist, like what, you don't want the voices of women to be heard?

    • @PeanutsAssorted
      @PeanutsAssorted 8 років тому +4

      I think because he flat out knew that he wasn't getting on that podium as easily as he got to the RNC one (I mean he pretty much was able to do a full minute of material there!) so he was stunned that he made it past them, but because he didn't want to get in too much trouble afterwards he did "I love podiums". Honestly the RNC one would've been less funny if they had anywhere near the security that the DNC thought to get.

  • @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd
    @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd 8 років тому +42

    that was the greatest thing I have ever seen.. Steven you are my hero and an inspiration to all that have dreams of also standing upon a podium someday.

  • @ytdavasquez
    @ytdavasquez 8 років тому +288

    "I'm not supposed to be here but be honest NEITHER IS HILLARY CLINTON."

    • @TheZeitergeist3
      @TheZeitergeist3 8 років тому +28

      When a candidate gets 3,000,000 more votes than her opponent, let's be real she's deserves and is supposed to be there.

    • @kuznea9647
      @kuznea9647 8 років тому +72

      Using election fraud..

    • @ads2686
      @ads2686 8 років тому +12

      +kuznea96 election fraud? did she force the people to vote for her?

    • @ytdavasquez
      @ytdavasquez 8 років тому +28

      Forced OUT those who wouldn't. See voter suppression.
      When DONALD TRUMP, asshole extraordinaire as he is, can claim of winning primaries fairly and you can't, there's a huge problem.

    • @Sportsballer98
      @Sportsballer98 8 років тому +24

      No but the DNC did specific things they aren't supposed to do in order to make her the candidate. Even going so far in the 19,000 emails that got leaked as to publicly use Bernie's Jewish religion as a dividing point against Hillary. The amount of stuff they did to give him negative or less attention is astounding and that is why the DNC chair resigned instantly when they came out.

  • @DarkWhite225
    @DarkWhite225 8 років тому +113

    Last time I came this early I made really overused joke about making an overused joke.

    • @raj.dabholkar
      @raj.dabholkar 8 років тому +3

      The last time I came this early your mom said "It happens to everyone".

    • @PokemonDiamondUS
      @PokemonDiamondUS 8 років тому

      Raj Dabholkar *licks finger*
      *puts said wet finger on raj*
      *sizzle*

  • @NewBoy1204
    @NewBoy1204 8 років тому +243

    What the heck. He's super musical!

    • @liz_3d
      @liz_3d 8 років тому +9

      well he did go to drama school

    • @Qsaws_
      @Qsaws_ 8 років тому +26

      That woman sings really well too.

    • @np2679
      @np2679 8 років тому +4

      He should do the Superbowl lol

    • @246JohnJohn
      @246JohnJohn 8 років тому

      Who's the arranger for the song?

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 8 років тому +2

      He has a Grammy.

  • @AlexeiRamotar
    @AlexeiRamotar 8 років тому +194

    Why were they so humorless? Even with Pelosi he couldn't get up, that was just stupid.

    • @MrRp25
      @MrRp25 8 років тому +16

      Yale Law, human rights lawyer, first lady, senator, secretary of state and the overwhelming Democratic choice for POTUS. She's really entitled.

    • @MrRp25
      @MrRp25 8 років тому +2

      ***** lol

    • @quantumsheep545
      @quantumsheep545 8 років тому +3

      "went during segregation"
      What does that have to do with anything?
      "according to sheep like you"
      No, according to the 15 million or so Democrats who voted for her in the primaries. We're just the messengers.
      "fought to take rights away from poor and minorities in the 90s"
      Put up or shut up.
      "to white privilege? yes."
      Granted.

    • @moxiethegamebunny937
      @moxiethegamebunny937 8 років тому +5

      +Johnny Nguyen People like you are almost breathtakingly dumb. Here's some random lines you can get from searching Google: "Obama Has Killed More Muslims than the Spanish Inquisition," "Obama Has Killed More People with Drones than Died on 9/11," "Many Terrorist Notches on Obama's Belt." Even blatantly leftist websites acknowledge that he has been passing out drone strikes on Muslims like candy. So either he's been killing his own people with extreme prejudice (paying special attention to their leadership), or you don't have the slightest clue what you're talking about.

    • @quantumsheep545
      @quantumsheep545 8 років тому +1

      Moxie the Game Bunny He's being sarcastic.
      That said, you can't scroll down more than five times on a political video without finding somebody who actually does think and talk almost exactly like that these days, so I can't really blame you for not picking up on it.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 років тому +216

    Did he honestly say that charging the STAGE wasn't STAGED? Was it podiumed? soapboxed? Gah.... I.. I think my brain broked.

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 років тому +127

    I'm gonna miss this segment

    • @johnmccarron7066
      @johnmccarron7066 8 років тому +1

      Ah, but we still have two tributes vying for Capitol City!

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 8 років тому +1

      If America survives in the next four years he can bring this segment back.

    • @KodahSmith
      @KodahSmith 8 років тому +1

      DoctorWeeTodd
      I've already begun holding America's wake

    • @adynes
      @adynes 8 років тому

      technically 4

    • @A_massive_wog
      @A_massive_wog 8 років тому +5

      He'll be back after we storm the Capital.

  • @deltamurder2463
    @deltamurder2463 8 років тому +51

    Damn it they watched what he did at RNC and wouldn't let him up! LoL

    • @deltamurder2463
      @deltamurder2463 8 років тому +4

      Never mind he made it lmao 😂😂

    • @arimpact
      @arimpact 8 років тому +11

      I actually wonder if there was a podium up at the stage in the beginning, and they rushed to take it off after seeing him just in case he made it like he did XD

    • @josipbroztito8615
      @josipbroztito8615 8 років тому +1

      +arimpact it "sucked" down into the floor.

  • @Lines-In-The-Sand1
    @Lines-In-The-Sand1 8 років тому +23

    wow colbert can really sing the harmonies in the anthem! solid

  • @mkeeble1989
    @mkeeble1989 8 років тому +15

    As a major donor to Hilary Clinton, I have to say that I'm appalled. I'm going to call her right now and tell her about this dishonorable behavior against Mr. Colbert. I'll get this straightened out very quickly. Mr. Colbert, I apologize on behalf of the DNC.

    • @mkeeble1989
      @mkeeble1989 8 років тому

      I meant I'm going to call Hilary Clinton, not I'm going to call her. Autocorrect.

  • @katelyn3425
    @katelyn3425 8 років тому +5

    The look of sheer joy on his face as he's being escorted off the podium is priceless

  • @chirpynsleepy958
    @chirpynsleepy958 8 років тому +53

    How about we take those security guards protecting tho stage... and put them around the white house to stop Hillary and Trump getting in😂

  • @lugialover09
    @lugialover09 8 років тому +57

    I finally realized what's wrong with his face in that outfit. He has fake eyebrows above his eyebrows.

  • @Kamehalani
    @Kamehalani 7 років тому +29

    Nancy was like "I'd rather go with him" she's so cool

  • @someonemstr1
    @someonemstr1 8 років тому +43

    Stephen just gave up on trying to put the fake eyebrows on correctly

  • @internetsaltmine6369
    @internetsaltmine6369 8 років тому +17

    I have to admit Colbert, you actually did make fun of the DNC.
    I didn't think you would. I genuinely thought you would silently sweep this under the rug at the behest of CBS and we wouldn't hear anything about it.
    Credit where credit is due: That means you're way more honest of a reporter than anyone at the Washington Post.

  • @marnielarocque9412
    @marnielarocque9412 8 років тому +25

    Had me laughing and clapping when you got up there, and I loved how you had the security following you back and forth in front of the podium, thanks for the fun

  • @NimN0ms
    @NimN0ms 8 років тому +16

    How does Colbert walk with balls that big?

  • @grantmcbay6105
    @grantmcbay6105 8 років тому +34

    My goodness this was amazing

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 7 років тому +11

    Colbert has a quality I would classify as a true superpower, and it's a quality he says he deliberately cultivated: he no longer feels any embarrassment. This is what makes so much of his humor possible, like this, or the WH Correspondents' dinner. He is a fearless comedian without a shred of self-consciousness.

    • @shidden3933
      @shidden3933 7 років тому +1

      He's like Norm Mcdonald in that sense

    • @nick2788
      @nick2788 2 роки тому

      @@shidden3933 lol no fucking way

  • @sparklez63368
    @sparklez63368 8 років тому +14

    A story of heartbreak, singing, and reaching podiums.

  • @hinvong7560
    @hinvong7560 7 років тому +16

    Colbert so savage I had to come back 7 months later just to see him do this again. Trump Presidency too depressing.

  • @LoveOfLife26
    @LoveOfLife26 8 років тому +5

    They're never gonna let him back!! 😂 Lol!

  • @dragonfoe
    @dragonfoe 8 років тому +15

    Do you think they fully understand just how silly they look keeping a blue man with a dead furry weasel off the podium?

  • @kyoko-cj6hv
    @kyoko-cj6hv 7 років тому +15

    Just discovered Stephen Colbert 2 months ago (I'm not from the US), and I find he's one of the only comedian who can make me laugh every time he's on screen. But this video makes me cry out with laughter xD Thank you Stephen!

    • @jomo5800
      @jomo5800 3 роки тому +1

      You'll probably like Eric Andre, then~ Both of them may seem like opposites, but they resonate real well with one another~

  • @teenagemutantturd
    @teenagemutantturd 8 років тому +60

    he has a pass. why won't they honor it?

    • @MattMusky
      @MattMusky 8 років тому +45

      Because it wasn't emailed to him

    • @tompoodiack2034
      @tompoodiack2034 8 років тому +11

      He did Email it but it was to Hillary :(

    • @patherrmann3009
      @patherrmann3009 8 років тому +27

      It is not a real pass. He just printed it off hoping he could trick someone into letting him on the stage.

    • @benjaminpeterson6470
      @benjaminpeterson6470 8 років тому +10

      it was meant to be emailed to him but Hillary must have accidently deleted it

  • @VoiceofKane3
    @VoiceofKane3 8 років тому +11

    But it was so easy to get up onto the RNC podium!
    Huh. That explains a lot about how Trump got up there.

  • @misigisim
    @misigisim 8 років тому +18

    That stuffed ferret just gets creepier and mangier.

  • @zjschulling
    @zjschulling 8 років тому +10

    I fucking lost it when he started chanting "lock her up!"
    That took some balls to yell that shit in the heart of the DNC lol

  • @justaperson8385
    @justaperson8385 3 роки тому +5

    This was 4 years ago and It’s still funny.
    Even the people who are trying to keep him off of the stage are dying for laughter/ annoyance.

  • @Jeremy_theBeard
    @Jeremy_theBeard 3 роки тому +4

    This lightheartedness is sorely missed in 2020. Colbert charging that podium is still my favorite thing I've ever seen at a DNC.

  • @HelloFutureMe
    @HelloFutureMe 8 років тому +8

    The conventions feel a little like the graveyards of the hopes and dreams of the sane Americans.

  • @david.stachon
    @david.stachon 8 років тому +6

    god damn! Stephen doing the bass line in a three-part harmony. Classic.

  • @shidden3933
    @shidden3933 7 років тому +14

    after binge watching old colbert videos during my free time over the last few weeks I can say this is the best colbert video to be found on youtube ever.

  • @TheCavemansmaaaash
    @TheCavemansmaaaash 8 років тому +3

    I think they saw what happened at the RNC and sent out a mandate stating "Whatever you do, do not let Stephen Colbert on that podium. I don't care if Hillary herself says so."

  • @roachqueen1973
    @roachqueen1973 8 років тому +29

    Nice job on the National Anthem.

  • @TomNook77
    @TomNook77 8 років тому +58

    Colbert is a true legend and isn't biased like pretty much every other political talk show host. Doesn't matter what party you are in, you can't help but like him.

    • @alex6688
      @alex6688 8 років тому +14

      "isn't biased." Lmao I'm just gonna assume this is sarcasm.

    • @syn1183
      @syn1183 8 років тому +7

      What Colbert are u talking about? Cause the one from the late show is very biased

    • @nickyricky4u
      @nickyricky4u 8 років тому

      He is extremely biased. Blind anti-trump rhetoric left and right, I respect if you don't like him but RAVIST BIGOT XENOPHOBE is not a valid reason.

    • @nickyricky4u
      @nickyricky4u 8 років тому

      He is extremely biased. Blind anti-trump rhetoric left and right, I respect if you don't like him but RAVIST BIGOT XENOPHOBE is not a valid reason.

    • @coolcitydude123
      @coolcitydude123 8 років тому

      "Isn't Biased" wtf you smoking bro. He is soo biased toward Hilary it's sooo obvious. He constantly looks down at Bernie supporters.

  • @burntrosechick
    @burntrosechick 8 років тому +6

    "I won!"
    I love Colbert. Seriously. Best damn thing I've seen all week.

  • @thibaultvignon9953
    @thibaultvignon9953 8 років тому +6

    What are those who claimed Stephen was biased and wouldn't treat the two conventions the same saying now?

  • @profrickshaw
    @profrickshaw 8 років тому +10

    "god bless podiums"

  • @DaddyBLUE90S
    @DaddyBLUE90S 8 років тому +2

    those security guards are getting paid at least $100 per hour to fuck around with this guy

  • @rollespil1000
    @rollespil1000 8 років тому +3

    I absolutely adore your demented Julius Flickerman character! And I had no idea you could sing like that :)

  • @stevepasquarella823
    @stevepasquarella823 8 років тому +36

    Last time I was this early, there was only 2 genders

  • @shawlz
    @shawlz 7 років тому +10

    "God bless PODIUMS!" lol

  • @crayolaclouds2696
    @crayolaclouds2696 8 років тому +4

    Can't have anyone reminding the people she's a liar.

  • @thinwig9953
    @thinwig9953 8 років тому +11

    They guard the podiums as well as emails😂😁

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 8 років тому +6

    Damn, Stephen. Those harmony skills though.

  • @Decenium
    @Decenium 8 років тому +10

    And they say she's robotic, I dont understand

  • @ricardodiazcollado813
    @ricardodiazcollado813 8 років тому +12

    Damn, Colbert does a mean second voice on the anthem!

  • @Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie
    @Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie 8 років тому +12

    HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dolokpurba
    @dolokpurba 8 років тому +8

    Oh that National Anthem made me cry! I pray for you America!
    We're laughing at your presidential election right now like the rest of the world!
    But truly, we do hope you vote for the lesser evil! WE REALLY DO!

  • @swayslay2070
    @swayslay2070 4 роки тому +3

    You gotta love Julius Flickerman! I hope he comes back in 2020.

  • @imgonnastealyourgirl
    @imgonnastealyourgirl Рік тому +2

    Go find the emails! Throws Caligula 🤣

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 3 роки тому +3

    I was already a fan of Colbert, I was already loving the Hungry for Power Games series but this episode cemented him in my heart forever.

  • @Manish_Kumar_Singh
    @Manish_Kumar_Singh 8 років тому +24

    At least the RNC respects opposite views

    • @julenliantrehe6780
      @julenliantrehe6780 8 років тому +41

      Nope, they booed Cruz because he didn't want to endorse Trump. That's not respecting opposite opinions dumbass.

    • @eknowsgamenews1013
      @eknowsgamenews1013 8 років тому +1

      +Julen Lian Trehe that's different

    • @oinkerooos
      @oinkerooos 8 років тому +7

      +E Games how is that different? He said to vote with ur conscience, he is basically saying that the vote IS not a binary decision. Why should he deserve to be booed?

    • @arrow5976
      @arrow5976 8 років тому +1

      thats backstabbing ..not opinions
      they allowed him speak to the whole audience at RNC

    • @obits3
      @obits3 8 років тому +2

      +Julen Lian Trehe The crowd booed Cruz, BUT both the formal leadership and Trump let Cruz speak his mind.Trump knew what Cruz was going to say hours before, yet Cruz was still allowed to speak because Trump is not afraid of opposing speakers.

  • @Pixelreboot
    @Pixelreboot 8 років тому +36

    Stephen Colbert for president.

    • @pipercooke8430
      @pipercooke8430 6 років тому +1

      That would be awesome, but most of the smartest people don't want to be president because of the stress, and he is probably among them.

    • @Sans-Soucii
      @Sans-Soucii 5 років тому

      You should watch 'Monsters vs Aliens' :)

  • @nickyricky4u
    @nickyricky4u 8 років тому +170

    "I know you may want to throw me in jail, but quite honestly Hillary should be there to!"

    • @tiffaniwong1564
      @tiffaniwong1564 8 років тому +2

      when did he say that?

    • @JaySay
      @JaySay 8 років тому +4

      +Tiffani Wong It was just a joke from what he said about Trump at the RNC

    • @nickyricky4u
      @nickyricky4u 8 років тому +3

      Tiffani Wong yea he said a very similar Trump joke, I thought it was funny even though I support Trump, wouldve been great to see him get up there and say that

    • @firefalcoln
      @firefalcoln 8 років тому +2

      to what?

    • @davidlegitsurname177
      @davidlegitsurname177 7 років тому +1

      I support Hillary, but even I think that's hilarious. Kudos, Ken XD

  • @jdpitt6
    @jdpitt6 8 років тому +5

    Colbert is why they built that wall lol.

  • @tonytigeer
    @tonytigeer 8 років тому +9

    Wow, the DNC has no flare for comedy! The Republicans were sports about the podium. I am embarrassed to be a Democrat.

    • @jeri11a23
      @jeri11a23 8 років тому +9

      "Republicans played were sports"
      they were too slow

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 8 років тому +6

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure the RNC would have wanted to stop him had they known what he was going to do.

    • @carpetfluff35
      @carpetfluff35 8 років тому +4

      The republicans don't watch Stephen so they didn't know what was coming.

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 8 років тому +4

      I think that the DNC saw what he did at the RNC and tried to avoid that from happening. You can hear security saying, "We can't let you go up there Mr. Colbert". So they clearly knew who he was and had orders to not let him through.

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 8 років тому +2

      On top of all that. They totally let Nancy along with the kids and their podium pass to get on stage, but refused Stephen despite his podium pass.

  • @PeanutsAssorted
    @PeanutsAssorted 8 років тому +7

    I love that Nancy Pelosi seemed actually upset she couldn't get Colbert up there. It is some impressive security though, and if nothing else they all really seemed to accept that he's just a comic. Cos you know if they didn't at least get that this was just in good fun, they'd of tackled him so hard.

  • @Bulls1999
    @Bulls1999 8 років тому +1

    the irony of trying to prevent a weasel from the DNC podium, I guess only lying weasels are allowed? 😅

  • @mattstockwell921
    @mattstockwell921 8 років тому +2

    That's some nice zone defense the DNC was running, lets see how they tackle the second half, back to you Todd!

  • @katelyn3425
    @katelyn3425 8 років тому +7

    After his other podium-crashing stunt I'm not surprised that the guards were a little weary of him 😂

    • @profrickshaw
      @profrickshaw 8 років тому +5

      at least the DNC security gets the joke... partially.

  • @FFMgamingtv
    @FFMgamingtv 8 років тому +8

    I'm not gonna gloat, but I won

  • @samanthabrown4353
    @samanthabrown4353 8 років тому +1

    "I'm not one to gloat, but I won" 😂😂😂

  • @Userisyin
    @Userisyin 7 років тому +1

    No one deserves to be up there more than Colbert!