Vance says school shootings are 'Just a fact of life' but wants everybody to get upset about assassination attempts? Sorry Vance, that's just one of those facts of life now.
The Haitians in Springfield are NOT "illegal immigrants." They are in Springfield legally, no matter how Vance tries to redefine what the words "legal" and "illegal" mean.
Change the rules and move the goal posts in the middle of the game to suit your corrupt objectives, huh ? These people are the worst examples for children.
These immigrants were invited by springfield, and trips and his administration signed off on it, giving them green cards and fast tracked to citizenship....it was in 2017....
@@colleendunseath2596You are correct. He’s not concerned about children or pets. He’s concerned with spreading hatred, racism, and lies in order to try and grab power.
How the f*** can you blame Trump for anything that you're paying for that's more expensive? Most people are barely making it because of all the massive spending bills that destroyed our economy at the beginning of your fearless leaders term. You're paying through the nose because crooked politicians wanted to lace their pockets with war money. They want regime change right? Uncle Joe accidentally let that slip out. That means they can keep this war going forever. Trump had 0 wars his first term and wants to pull out of Ukraine. A lot of rich people will be out of a lot of money if that happens . I would like you to explain how you're paying through the nose for Trump.
@@thanhtamngo9407"kind of a hypocrite" vs. convicted felon and demonstrably zillion times liar. I understand second thoughts but I'm giving the Harris-Walz ticket my vote. Worth the risk IN ANY CASE.
@@thanhtamngo9407 no, its just the extremely low intelligence level of trump supporters. Its not anything about trump’s opponent. Anyone considering trump is simply incapable of making decisions.
He is NOT against illegal immigrants per se..Melania was an illegal immigrant..he's against people who are not white which is strange given Trump himself isnt white..he is orange.
Trumpvance need a minority they can blame to distract from their horrible policies. That's all. Actual facts can occur or not, they don't care. They don't care about the damage they cause either.
Ronny Chieng knocked this week out of the park!!! The cast is excellent right now. After each one of them does a host week, I always want that week's host to be the permanent one. They all rock!
This woman who made the report about the pets, should be arrested for filing a false police report, especially when she had absolutely no evidence of it
Trump should have to pay for the added secret service. He brought it on himself. His hate and rage leads to it. Other than that. Great show as always. 😅
The Secret Service just asked for more💲for operations to protect this fool. While he goes out stirring up hate and resentment. JD? Same thing. Why protect and pay for protecting criminals trying to steal your freedoms?
As a former president, we will be paying for his security until he dies. The only former president I know who refused Secret Service protection was Nixon. However; I don't imagine for someone like Carter, the amount of men to protect him was minimal.
Hey smart guy, Taylor Swift has better security than Trump. Have you not been watching the news? If you're paying for his security be glad you got the discounted rate
*"You knew I was a 🐍before you took me in."* The 🐍: "I'll be a dictator on day one. Maybe stay for a third term. Maybe overturn the US Constitution..."
I love hearing Trump's response to questions that he has no idea what the answers are and just starts rambling rambling rambling and rambling about absolutely nothing. Sad and pathetic that any political party of any Nation would resort to somebody like Donald Trump to be the leader of their Nation
JD Vance lived in southwestern Ohio. In his autobiography, he says that only "bad" hillbilly families admit to eating government surplus cheese or using food stamps. However the great Appalachian traditional ethnic food is "burgoo", a stew that might be squirrel or rabbit, ... or maybe the neighbor's cat. Why doesn't Vance talk about Meemaw's burgoo recipe?
Yes, and this time, there are going to be 100 million voters voting for trump to go to prison. Because after his next insurrection fails. Prison is going to be his next mailing address
They're calling them 'illegal immigrants' because they don't agree with the policies that allow them to stay here legally. I'm so tired of this negativity. Can we just be kind to everyone? What countries will help Americans if we ever need to migrate away from the U.S.? You might think that will never happen, but what if it does? We're already planning to leave, but I'm afraid things will get bad before we can get a visa and leave legally for another country.
i know, i had intended to go to england, where i was born or canada where i grew up, but im not worrying as much now that we have Kamala and Tim, we’re to win, if not im leaving too. never felt like i needed a weapon to protect myself from another J/6, i hate guns, but there is self defense. im a nurse for Gods sake, i help people heal
@@michaelmeroyers5487 Once you start researching where u can go trust me, its a helluva lot more complicated and difficult than you might think. And if things go sideways in the election, it'll be practically impossible (unless you are rich, as some countries allow you to buy your way in)
Never really watched the daily show before but as there was such a to do about jon Stewart coming back thought I'd give it a try so far it's not disappointed especially Ronnie he's super funny.
Does anyone besides his cult even remember the second assassination attempt? People forgot about the first one a few days later and I’m once again almost no one is talking about this or cares about it just a few days later.
"The highest level of security possible." For a private club that has 100's of people in and out every day?! Because yeah, our sheriff is having to provide security for a home that is actually not a home, but a club open to members, their friends, local organizations who hold events with 100's of guests, etc. And he refuses to shut the club down because he's not going to turn away $$$. Hey, if he doesn't care about his life enough, why should the taxpayers footing the bill for all that security?
I had a business trip to Dayton today. I stopped off and bought a hotdog in Springfield just so I could say, "I'm eating the dogs!" 😂 Oh, and FU Trump.😎
Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
Vance says school shootings are 'Just a fact of life' but wants everybody to get upset about assassination attempts? Sorry Vance, that's just one of those facts of life now.
😂❤
YOU ALL ARE SOOOOOOO IGNORANT..PLEASE LEAVE THIS COUNTRY!
Neither Trump nor Vance are capable of resisting an opportunity to open their mouths and proving that they are fools.
@@richardivonen3564I don't think they have two brain cells between them to rub together 😂
It’s difficult to explain the unexplainable. Vote Blue!!
You're BRILLIANT, Ronny. The absolute BEST 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂🤣😂🤣 Gotta watch this a couple more times.
🙏🏻 thank you Ronny! Brilliant
Ronny is incredibly talented!
Ronny killed it this week😭😭
Missed Ronny hosting the show. More please!
Ronny Chieng is hilarious. More, more of him. Great timing and really funny stuff.
Ronny Chieng is my favorite comedian on this channel!
He's brilliant. 🥰
He fits it like a glove
They give him the darkest jokes, it’s awesome.
Yes, I find Ronny in the first rank of America based comedians. His three Netflix specials are superb.
@@worcestermark I'll have to check those out! I wasn't aware. Thx!
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how much Ronny has grown this year? He has really come into his own 🎉🎉🎉
Ronny Chieng is awesome. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Agreed! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
What only 5 trophies each. What a scam. Where’s the love. 😂
@@mboren6144 That's right!!
The Haitians in Springfield are NOT "illegal immigrants." They are in Springfield legally, no matter how Vance tries to redefine what the words "legal" and "illegal" mean.
Change the rules and move the goal posts in the middle of the game to suit your corrupt objectives, huh ? These people are the worst examples for children.
@@pietrojenkins6901 Which people are those?
my husband remembers that they were invited there.
@@brianward7231 The gop- the jd vance- the .. im tired.
These immigrants were invited by springfield, and trips and his administration signed off on it, giving them green cards and fast tracked to citizenship....it was in 2017....
Ronny made me laugh in spite of myself. A sad situation in Springfield OH
Oh man, Ronnie. You make every day a little more tolerable. I appreciate you!
What was the cost of the Trump Lie (Haitians eating pets) to the City of Springfield OH? The city should sue the RNC for the costs.
The city of invaders? Sure.
@@piyushpahwa519 no one invaded Jenius.
.....not the RNC, sue TRUMP & VA ce. 🤬
@@connywolfram8305 rnc nominated a man for potus that they knew got his 'funding' from russia, 3 times! oh yea they didnt know!
@@piyushpahwa519 Invaders? It's largely LEGAL immigrants that were INVITED to work and live there, dingus.
Donald Just think of how safe you’ll feel once you’re in jail and have walls all around you !! This should make you happy!!
Trump isn't as big on walz these days 😆
@@Zyo117 😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂Thanks for the laugh. Maybe he can also join the J6 choir boys group, so we don’t have to hear his whinny voice on TV.
He knows he wouldn't last, not after those "prisoner's bride" jokes
“You should build a wall”. 😂😂😂
against tRump? lol
Ronny is seriously the best!😅
Vance cares about residents cats and dogs allegedly being eaten, but says that children being shot and murdered at school is a fact of life.
He’s more concerned for the well being of cats and dogs than women’s health and lives.
@@Patsanford220 He's more concerned for animals than human children
He isn't concerned about pets either.
@@colleendunseath2596You are correct. He’s not concerned about children or pets. He’s concerned with spreading hatred, racism, and lies in order to try and grab power.
He is only concerned about the couches and settees...allegedly. 🛋️
This man has transitioned well into the driver's seat. I would be happy to see him permanently in this spot.
I was just thinking the same thing.
ronny is KILLING it, cant get enough of him
I DO NOT THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TO KEEP PAYING THRU THE NOSE FOR TRUMP!
You suffer from Trump derangement syndrome buddy
Well, the US Congress just voted unanimously to give the convicted felon even more protection on tax payer's dime. Hilarious.
How the f*** can you blame Trump for anything that you're paying for that's more expensive? Most people are barely making it because of all the massive spending bills that destroyed our economy at the beginning of your fearless leaders term. You're paying through the nose because crooked politicians wanted to lace their pockets with war money. They want regime change right? Uncle Joe accidentally let that slip out. That means they can keep this war going forever. Trump had 0 wars his first term and wants to pull out of Ukraine. A lot of rich people will be out of a lot of money if that happens . I would like you to explain how you're paying through the nose for Trump.
How does anyone take Trump or Vance seriously with all the hypocrisy right in front of them??!
They only see & hear what they want. Women/men admit errors & change. Females/males cross their arms & frown.
Yep, I just can't take dumb and dumber seriously.
Birds of a feather?
Spreading lies and then BRAGGING ABOUT IT. The lowest of the low. 💙💙💙💙💙
They simply are not smart enough to see it.
thankyou Ronny!
There is another level higher than max security for Donald Trump - solitary confinement.
we’d find him babbling to himself and clapping for himself, lol
New consequence for prison rule violations :share a cell with Drumpf. Instant quiet prison. 😂
Yahaaay awaiting that day
Abominable
lol
Guantanimo...
“Very fine bomb threats on both sides“ 😂😂😂
And wasn’t it are you waiting to see which way the bombs are voting?
Made me laugh, thanks
😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
I’m amazed that there are lot of people cannot decide who to vote for a criminal versus prosecutor. 😮
Half of America is not very bright.
That prosecutor is kind of a hypocrite. That's why.
@@thanhtamngo9407"kind of a hypocrite" vs. convicted felon and demonstrably zillion times liar. I understand second thoughts but I'm giving the Harris-Walz ticket my vote. Worth the risk IN ANY CASE.
@@thanhtamngo9407 no, its just the extremely low intelligence level of trump supporters. Its not anything about trump’s opponent. Anyone considering trump is simply incapable of making decisions.
@@thanhtamngo9407 Since when is it hard to decide between a hypocrite and a lying felon who instigated an attack on his own country's capital?
Mr. Chieng great job this week brother 😂
No
BRILLIANT RONNY. This was one of your best yet!
He is against “illegal migrants” but not bomb threats. Maddening
He is NOT against illegal immigrants per se..Melania was an illegal immigrant..he's against people who are not white which is strange given Trump himself isnt white..he is orange.
Trump hates immigrants until it's time for him to get married. 🙄
Trumpvance need a minority they can blame to distract from their horrible policies. That's all.
Actual facts can occur or not, they don't care. They don't care about the damage they cause either.
Ronny is the best host, love this guy lol
I love Ronny!
Love Ronny segments
I really love Ronnie’s comic ability. He’s so funny and will continue to soar in the public interest in his unique style. Keep it coming.
Ronny Chieng knocked this week out of the park!!! The cast is excellent right now. After each one of them does a host week, I always want that week's host to be the permanent one. They all rock!
Great job Ronny Chieng. Loved your week hosting!
Ronny, your best monologue to date for me. Great job.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 out of 5 stars for Ronnie! Hilarious but also true.
He's killin me man 🤣
Ronny Chieng should be the new full time host!
This woman who made the report about the pets, should be arrested for filing a false police report, especially when she had absolutely no evidence of it
When she found her car in her own basement, she went to the neighbor and apologized. I give her credit for that at least.
@@karenquinn3937 doesn't undo all the harm she's caused though.
Notice her cap, she was a trump maga cultist lier.
Trump & Vance should be arrested for Domestic Terrorism.
Trump should have to pay for the added secret service.
He brought it on himself.
His hate and rage leads to it.
Other than that.
Great show as always. 😅
He put them in the red within months of the election due to the golfing & # of family members. They have a problem with recruiting😂
We’re all paying for Trump’s security.
But that's okay with the conservative nuts
The Secret Service just asked for more💲for operations to protect this fool.
While he goes out stirring up hate and resentment. JD? Same thing.
Why protect and pay for protecting criminals trying to steal your freedoms?
As a former president, we will be paying for his security until he dies. The only former president I know who refused Secret Service protection was Nixon. However; I don't imagine for someone like Carter, the amount of men to protect him was minimal.
Hey smart guy, Taylor Swift has better security than Trump. Have you not been watching the news? If you're paying for his security be glad you got the discounted rate
I just want tRump to go away. This country needs to heal from his craziness.
I agree
I'm voting blue up and down the ticket to end this MAGA madness.
Trump’s golf stance looks more like he’s chopping down a tree. But who needs technique when you always cheat to win!!
yes, but trump is symptom of that craziness. America needs to work on the real craziness problem.
@@swapblue But is the word after yes that minimizes his threat.
*"You knew I was a 🐍before you took me in."*
The 🐍:
"I'll be a dictator on day one. Maybe stay for a third term. Maybe overturn the US Constitution..."
HS! did he actually say that?
@@swapblue
I'm paraphrasing a bit. Trump did say all those things, just not at the at same time in the same sentence.
@@swapblue
Yes. These are all things Trump has said. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
🇺🇸💙💙💙V O T E 💙💙💙🇺🇸
LOOK UP TRUMP STORY ABOUT SERPENT AND THE FAIR MAIDEN@@swapblue
'I love the ignorant!' DJT, word for word.
I love hearing Trump's response to questions that he has no idea what the answers are and just starts rambling rambling rambling and rambling about absolutely nothing. Sad and pathetic that any political party of any Nation would resort to somebody like Donald Trump to be the leader of their Nation
Amerikkka is a racist third world country.
😂He should retire. Who wants 78+ be a President ? ???????
@@PeaceNoWar288 Trump wants that, because otherwise he'll be a 78+ year old prisoner...😂
Trump is the Project 2025 Patsy, or useful idiot. Vote blue!
Cult of Donald Duck beyond Help/FuckTrump&TrumpiesGOP/FOX/SUX!!!!
JD Vance lived in southwestern Ohio. In his autobiography, he says that only "bad" hillbilly families admit to eating government surplus cheese or using food stamps. However the great Appalachian traditional ethnic food is "burgoo", a stew that might be squirrel or rabbit, ... or maybe the neighbor's cat. Why doesn't Vance talk about Meemaw's burgoo recipe?
This guy is really funny. His delivery is spot on.
Crypto is a scam 🧐🤓😎🥸 It has always been.
Try telling that to people who suffer from "Fear of Missing Out Syndrome."
So of course the Trumps are involved.
Same thing as fiat currency!
To be fair, so is all currency that's backed by nothing more than blind faith. At least it can't be printed/created to it's own death.
Crypto is not a scam, its just not properly regulated. If you got rid of all regulations for regular money, you would call Real money a scam too.
I'm 1 in 81 million, I fired Donald j Trump.
Me, too. Voting blue up and down the ballot. 💙💙
Me too. Voting Harris and blue down ballot. Can't wait to fire him again.
Same here. I'm voting 🗳 blue all the way. Go Harris/Walz.
Me too.
Yes, and this time, there are going to be 100 million voters voting for trump to go to prison. Because after his next insurrection fails. Prison is going to be his next mailing address
Ronny you are such an incredible talent ❤❤❤
I think protective custody is an answer America can get behind.
It was just a concept of an attempt!😂😂🌊🌊
🔥🔥
Thanks Ronny 👏👏👏👏👏
Great to see Ronnie killing it as a host rather than just playing the weird side-kick
Thank you very much. Made my day.😊
I’ve never cared so little about any president’s “assignation attempt.” We just don’t want to hear about Trump anymore.
Assassination. An assignation is something else...
What I like best about Kamala Harris is that she's interesting enough not to need to be shot at every few weeks just to keep her in the news cycle. 😂
tbf she's vice president kinda hard being irrelevant
😂😂
@@Sumirevins I dunno, didn't Mike Pence basically just melt into the wallpaper throughout the Trump administration?
To Mike Pence: " Youre too honest." @li.gren.
< D.Trump.
Got to look at her before she started running in the federal government she's not the same person
Well done.
Ronnie is so funny! The Daily Show is top notch in cynical 👍
A person tried to hunt Trump in his natural habitat. his golf course. .
it sounds like Trump ran out of words ending in ist. that was hilarious.
I only wish a journalist would ask Trump the definition of Marxist, communist and fascist. The reply might be interesting. Not.
Ronny Chieng was awesome this week!
I so HOPE 🤞 that Ronny Chieng becomes permanent host (maybe with the occasional skit thrown in?) after Jon's election interference coverage!!! 😊❤❤❤
Mark Robinson looks like Uncle Ruckus from boondocks started breaking bad. And kind of acts like him too.
They're calling them 'illegal immigrants' because they don't agree with the policies that allow them to stay here legally. I'm so tired of this negativity. Can we just be kind to everyone? What countries will help Americans if we ever need to migrate away from the U.S.? You might think that will never happen, but what if it does? We're already planning to leave, but I'm afraid things will get bad before we can get a visa and leave legally for another country.
Me, I'm not leaving. I'm staying because I reckon all hands are needed on deck HERE AND NOW, for any kind of cure.
I've been looking into leaving the U.S.A. myself even though I'm poor. (Social Security that I paid into for 48 years)
i know, i had intended to go to england, where i was born or canada where i grew up, but im not worrying as much now that we have Kamala and Tim, we’re to win, if not im leaving too. never felt like i needed a weapon to protect myself from another J/6, i hate guns, but there is self defense. im a nurse for Gods sake, i help people heal
With USAn reputation, dont. Many countries hates you.
@@michaelmeroyers5487 Once you start researching where u can go trust me, its a helluva lot more complicated and difficult than you might think. And if things go sideways in the election, it'll be practically impossible (unless you are rich, as some countries allow you to buy your way in)
Over the top funny. Thank you.
Never really watched the daily show before but as there was such a to do about jon Stewart coming back thought I'd give it a try so far it's not disappointed especially Ronnie he's super funny.
AHURRR, AHURRR! YES he so funny AHAAAA!
Don’t trust a word out of JD’s (or Trump’s) mouth. Vote Blue 💙
How did the guy with a gun know where to go, when at the last minute he changed the place he wanted to play? Was he hired to be there? If so by tRump?
Makes more sense.
maybe he had buddies at the other possible locations, but they were not detected, because there were no security guys watching out?
Someone should ask him.
Exactly. And Trump fundraiser/grift going out 5 min after the 'attempt'!! B.S.
Wouldn't surprise me at all. Trump probably proposed it, he had so much fun last time. Also, Melania is more likely MelanAI.
Trump is selling golden sneakers with a signed photo of himself.
How do you know those are Trump sneakers?
They're soulless.
Soleless!
@@LordGrantius Trump is selling golden sneakers with a signed photo of himself.
How do you know those are Trump sneakers?
They're soulless.
They're made in China
He started grifting 30 minutes after his 2nd missed shooting. Asking for donations to help him! 😢 what a coward!
Lester Holt: "Chilling new details..." Chilling? Really?
ikr. I'm like "chilling"?? The dude's golf game got cut short... bfd.
Yeah, right?
Right on with the RIGHT ON , RIGHT ON.
The racism being less divisive is low-key a 10/10 joke in the set and it barely got a reaction.
Brilliant episode
Missed opportunity for a pun about liquid assets with the colon cleanser guy
I Like every episode with Ronny in it before even watching the clip.
I know, & he has such a cute smile ☺️
That Robinson guy reminds me of a Chapelle skit.
Robinson is simply a Black Trump
Clayton bixby, the black white supremacist! 😂
That's insulting -- to Chapelle!
Does anyone besides his cult even remember the second assassination attempt? People forgot about the first one a few days later and I’m once again almost no one is talking about this or cares about it just a few days later.
You’re the best Ronny!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Trump's crypto coin sounds like another way of saying "campaign finance violation."
Great Show thank you Very Very Very FUNNY!
You help me smile. 😊
Mr. Chieng that’s funny stuff. Thanks for the humor, I appreciate it.
"The highest level of security possible." For a private club that has 100's of people in and out every day?! Because yeah, our sheriff is having to provide security for a home that is actually not a home, but a club open to members, their friends, local organizations who hold events with 100's of guests, etc. And he refuses to shut the club down because he's not going to turn away $$$. Hey, if he doesn't care about his life enough, why should the taxpayers footing the bill for all that security?
Shots fired? The secret service missed?
Ronny is tops. Keep it going!
I had a business trip to Dayton today. I stopped off and bought a hotdog in Springfield just so I could say, "I'm eating the dogs!" 😂 Oh, and FU Trump.😎
Ugh, I was really hoping Barron would be the one outlier and go in the opposite direction. Too bad, so sad.
With his parents and siblings he never had a hope. Tiffany might be the only one who is decent because she didnt have much to do with them- maybe.
@@robinantonio8870 I was hoping he'd be more like Fred Jr. was, but of course we can see how that turned out.
Ronny’s hilarious! Please give him more screen time..! 😂😂😂
Ronny, you are hilarious!
Thank you for making me smile Ronny. Yes I am going to use your name.
Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
🤣🤣🤣
Sadly, you have to factor in the state of the justice system, therefore the anwer is an infinite number.
Too many
😂😂😂😂
* don jr traveling west with a palm beach socialite he’s totally cheating on his fiancée with”
You make me laugh when I should be crying with all the Political nut jobs
Ronny Chieng has this ability to sound so innocent while sticking the knife in. Perfect.
Chef's kiss!
You're awesome, Ronny!
U know it’s funny when even Ronnie can’t keep a straight face at the jokes😂
My first time watching this site, LOVE IT. 😊😊😊😊
Ronny should be hosting always
I love Ronny. He's hilarious and a great host.
Haunt him in his natural habitat, his golf course,
ha‼️
Ronny's style is excellent, well-done Ronny