the ugliest guitars i have ever seen
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- Опубліковано 22 бер 2018
- UGLIEST GUITARS PART 2: • Ugliest Guitars Ever!!
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still tilted about the teles..
Jared Dines the cringe was real when you see the poor teles. They need to be put out of their misery
Jared Dines Great video! How about a "Things you shouldn't say to Jared Dines"-video like "Real metalheads never wear such hipster caps"?
Jared Dines I so want a part two of this I haven't laughed like this in a month lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jared Dines that tele v is so ugly. Just makes my head wanna explode lioe scanners
them poor teles.... tiz the end of beautiful and sexy guitars
2:10 “This looks like it’s gonna run towards me and kill me while laughing maniacally” had me dying 😂😂😂
K who asked?
Rifle cat 600 nobody, if anyone writes a comment like mine are you gonna write the same thing?
It looks like something primus would use
4:25 Sounds like Jack Black
I was subconsciously thinking about Jack Black at that part I'm glad you pointed that out
Honestly it sounds more like Jablinski Games
@@kino_vel Nah it sounds like JB from Tenacious D
@@kino_vel same person dude
4:28 - doc why do i have testicular cancer
5:27 someone shoud make a bass version, get it? bass
Haha
jada weldon bass as bass fish
AAAAAAAAAAAA
XD i get it
LOL
lol "The Brownbeard Mcshredder" looks kinda awesome ^^
Yeah, but it also looks hella uncomfortable
@@elijahkelley7616 definitely not practical. But still. Kinda badass 😂
Elijah Kelley it’s meant as an art piece and isn’t supposed to be practical. ESP makes guitar art pieces for NAMM
It’s the Alestorm signature
Reminds me of Alestorm and Slayer
3:28 Getting Beetle Juice vibes from that
1:23 are you sure this is in the right video? This might be one of the coolest guitars I've ever seen
MuroPecca there's a video from ESP of them making this badass instrument as well. look up ESP buccaneer if you're interested
I would love to see Alestorm play those.
Agreed
I think it's disproportionate, the body is too big.
Pablito el Sancho as badass as it may look, it also looks like it would be very uncomfortable to hold, too.
5:16 now that’s a whole lotta Rosie.
She’ll shake you all night long ;)
Nice AC/DC reference 😂
I was thinking the same!
The reverse flying v better not be on this list...
Reverse flying V is great, Jared is just jealous of its beauty
samuraiguitarist It better not...
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
i smell shred wars
0:20 oops
the suicidal sushi is better called bass
hahahaha please kill me
Oof
I am a Primus fan and a Bass Player and i want to let you know that i know your location and you better start running.
Oh hey Nevermind.
When he said *TELLIES ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC CREATURES, STOP RUINING THEM*
Boi, I felt that.
I now want a full Groot metal song
Crysis Music GROOT!...nenenenenene GROOT GROOT!
sounds great!!!
They already did a Roots Bloody Roots Groot version
Its gonna be so grootal
Crysis Music please do that!!
Crysis Music Please someone do it! Groot deserves his own metal song.
*Raising awareness for Telecaster abuse*
#SaveThoseTeles
Swukelz _TY #SaveThoseTeles
3:43 looks like something buckethead would play
Why would bucket head play on a- oh I get it
Bucke thead
British Thrillseeker Stevie T fan
Thats Ron "Bumblefoot" Thals new signature model! :D
02:37
"ugly guitars" that 18 string pirate plank diving board of a guitar of yours.
Did you even watch the video?
That pirate guitar is actually pretty fucking sick!
It looks like it would earn you a trip the emergency room with severe torso lacerations if you tried to play it though.
Which makes it more metal!\m/
JLConawayII it's an esp custom shop guitar they called the buccaneer
Devil's Orchard hell yeah it is
As a piece of art, I agree. Somewhere on UA-cam is a video of the guys at ESP making it... very intricate...
As much as I wouldn't want the Brownbeard McShredder, the amount of detail and effort into is so incredible. Holy shit.
Only cool ones in my opinion:
Brownbeard Flying V Guitar
Flying Bumblefoot
Bigfoot Shredder
Machine Gun Axe
Dead Rubber Chicken Guitar
“Herro Prease” Sushi Guitar
Ancient Egyptian Soapbox Relic
The metroid one was pretty cool.
3:44 - Perfect guitar for Buckethead
Shahel Shah Single coils tho
A slunk guitar
1:35 is totally something Alestorm woud love
Thats what i thought
Actually looks good
4:30 looks great fun. You could run the microwave and the transformer inducts a current in your pickup so you can cooks a hotpocket and your amplifier at the same time.
the "groot root" was stolen, not sure it was ever found, but i think it was stolen before it was delivered to its owner too
3:17 Your inner Dickey is trying to crawl out
That acid trip les paul seriously fucked with me...
2:11 when you look at your strat with the Snapchat lense
At 1:23 I seriously love that guitar, Ima gonna make it, literally
I mean it would look better without that big ol' wheel.
Ugly
0:00 Jared's sig reveal.
3:43 the guitar for big marvel
A large headstock on a small les Paul headstock
5:35 should’ve called it the ‘bass guitar’...
4:13
Dead af
9ine Milla 666 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd buy that
@@CainSuzuko for a dollar?
@@pratyushbiswas9486 i wanna confuse people LMAO
@@pratyushbiswas9486 but yo really if it sounds good why not haha
5:00 anyone remember big smoke memes?
to be fair the gas can / wax can guitars sounds really cool sometimes for playing blues and what not they resonate and have a certain sound to them ;-) great vids man i enjoyig them and laughing a lot great stuff great playing, keep rockin brother
4:37 OH MY GOD THE WAY HE SAYS THAT IM DEAD ITS SO TRUE TOO
Chicken guitar is the best for parody or funny folk/country music.
Buckethead. Only he can rightfully own and play it.
I really like the shitocaster, but how does your crap make it cleanly thru the guitar strings???
Dave Rucci you have to do a sick bend to make way
Ulrik .Lynnebakken yea it would have to be pretty fukkin sick...
It doesn't. 😁
I think your turds are meant to come out like sliced boiled eggs. xD
Mmmm Egg salad shit-witch...
0:11 a guitar for nickelback fans
I love that the actual timestamp sends you to a blown up picture of Jareds face on the guitar
At 2:11 this looks like the Easter bunny from hell that Bill and Ted were running away from......I totally aged myself man... Yah....totally...Bogus guitar out to murder.
The first guitar looks like mine.
David Nwokoye well it probably will since a lot of electric guitars use that shape
So we meet again
Anybody else think of Alestorm with that pirate guitar?
Sean To Be Wild yeah
yup
Anybody else think of guitarists with this guitar video?
YARRRRRRR...matey!
First thing that came to mind.
If I remember correctly, the baroque multiaxe "the Groot Root" at 1:39 was made by an Italian luthier as a gift for Yngwie Malmsteen, some 20 years ago.
3:05 Tosin Abasi Tele’s design looks prettier than this one
2:16 looks like patrick xD
What do you think about the silver sky???
Harsh Singh I like it. I don't see why it's so hated
Harsh Singh its a beautiful guitar and sounds awesome
I am a strat lover... But i do like the other strats that are manufactured by brands like "suhr", "Schecter" etc. Nick Johnston's Schecter strat was beautiful. But this one is getting to much into controversies just because "John Mayer" i guess. What do you guys think???
7.25 radius, ITS FUCKING BAD LOL
I like it, it's really nice and it only looks like a strat. It definitely has some functional differences
The heavy bud light consumption= boys night out
4:45 i know the video is 2 years old but I had to say it, this was a spot on Jim carrey grinch impression
Man honestly I think you'd be great as a voice actor
is mayonnaise an instrument
Krishna Peri totally new joke.
Yes
0:38 I guess you could say that the guitar has "a new level" of ugliness hahaha.... Yeaah I know. I'm gonna leave now.
The tele at around 5:00 is actually on Facebook marketplace around my area. They call it the jigsaw guitar. I forgot the price of it though, I’m pretty certain it was under £800. They also said it was rare.
Davie504 has the machine gun, but the bass model
also Roger Troutman had one
Woooow, Jarby’s not a Floyd guy I see.
3:58 the only way to make a les paul look ugly
The "inverted Gibson" at 4:05 is amazing! 😍🔥
I like the inverted gibson
That groot root guitar is the stuff of nightmares.
2:57 The cheddar champ or better known as “the smokers tooth.
*gets out knife*
better not include the kramer gorky park guitar
*video ends*
*puts knife down*
3:55
This is what happens when a guitar gets hit by doctor doofenshmirtz’s chicken-inator
2:36 that's bumblefoot
Yeah, I mean its a Vigier after all. Its probably the bees knees.
Thank you, I was scrolling to see if someone actually got the reference.
Love that
4:20 Moose on!
You should have said, " Cat in the hat, you've lost your Strat."
The Sweet Release of Death looks like something for Primus
You should do commentary more often- you do pretty good at funny voices.
I feel like I've seen this same concept somewhere else.
Kerry Cronic Vlogs w-where
2:45 theres one of those at one of my go-to guitar stores. i tried it once, it sounded terrible
2:50 that’s the guitar rivers cuomo played in surf wax america
I really hope the Anubis bit was a reference to Septicflesh's Anubis
WangCASTER*
Dr. Murdercock Had to scroll way too far for this
3:49
I just realized. The knobs are CHICKEN HEAD KNOBS. HAAAAA.
2:52 at the guitar store where I live, they sell guitars like that, but instead of wax, its either a bohemian oil can or a can of hot sauce
I just love ur Channel
2:04 looks like a saggy flying V
That toilet seat guitar gives you all the brown notes you’ve been looking for Jared
1:10 where do you put in the amp plug?
The reverse V.... Samurai Guitarist owns one and its his favourite! :O
CrimsonMetal1 damn right !
MICROWAVE GUITAR ONE LOVE))
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1:24 ugly?! This is masterpiece
That Egyptian guitar is cursed with writers block
I need that guitar at 3:11 .
I am from germany and i am working at a guitar store and we have a guitar that looks like the cheddar champ😂😂😂😂
4:30 I thought that was my door bell and i was so confused when nothing was there.
I can’t tell if I’m laughing harder at the guitars or at Jared’s laugh 😂😂😂 Jared’s laugh makes me laugh 😂💀
1:45 wrong era? Or is that classified as retro.
this shoould be dmitry shokran guitar 5:46
Three years ago, I went to a Sam Ash and found a guitar made by Epiphone which was shaped like the United States of America. 2 strings were red, 2 strings were white, and two strings were blue. It was glorious. Of course, I tried attempting to play the Star Spangled Banner on it. I have a picture of it. If you want, I can email it to you.
Did people learn nothing from Jurassic Park? They were so worried about seeing if they could, they never asked if they should.
3:59 Mind... explodir!
BOOOOOOMMMMMMM
Do a steriotypes of drumers in show
Tin can guitars or the "wax tin guitar" are very popular amongst cigar box guitar builders or "CBG's" which have alot of history behind them and imo alot of cbgs are built with some of the best craftsmanship. Alot of legends ,"mainly blues legends" started out playing on a hand built guitar made from a tin or old cigar box because thats all they could get they're hands on or afford at the time. I've Seen many of the guitar legends playing on a CBG ,like B.B. King ,Bo Didlley. In which Gretch started mass marjeting his cigar box guitar and recently seen Paul Mccarthy playing on one in concert not too long ago and that's just to name a few. Check out Justin Johnson's UA-cam channel, ,,he can get down w some amazing slide using a cbg ,shovel guitar ,tin can guitar ,upside down dogbowl resonators etc.
Kinda funny that Bumblefoot appeared in a music video ad for Sons of Apollo before this vid, in which Jared fails to understand the joke behind the guitar with a foot and bumblebee wings.
do ugliest drum kit
OrabI Peavy Radical Pro
OrabI They sound phenomenal though! Lol
Did you go through a night of heavy Bud Light consumption throughtout this?
The star trek one limited edition my friend has a red one... looks so cool but does it feel cool idk ive yet to play it i mean it isnt comfortable without a strap just by the looks of it but its smooth
The groot root looks like a relic of power, meant to enchant your friends and curse your enemys... very powerful.
Good pirate performance.
Where is B.C. Rich Widow? XD
Zack Light sod that, where's the Warlock?
Digital Deathsquid Nooo, Warlock is pretty good, but not Kerry King's signature XDDD
Zack Light there is such a thing as being too pointy
If you own a Warlock and youre over 14 years old, youre a douchebag and your house probably smells of cat piss and virginia slims.
JackstandJohnny wooooohhh... Thanks God I have Gibson SG Standart)))
The Gibson Bolt effort started off as a April fools joke. In one of the UK guitar magazines. The took an V an altered it. Took photos an wrote a spoof story on this "long lost/never in production"
The image of Jared humping a hypothetical guitar is not one I wanted nor needed to see and yet I did. I'm not sure if my life is better or worse now and I kinda like not knowing.