Ugliest Guitars Ever!!
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
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"10 Strings is too much"
-Jared Dines
Tell that to Davie
10 strings are. But 40 isnt. Math people, its obvious that 40 is less than 10 (I forgot how many strings are actually on his monster ass guitar) 😂😂
its 18 I believe 😂
Is it? Eh whatever stringed it is. Its obvious its less than 10 XD
But 18 tho
Says 10 string is too much (owns 18 string)
6 string, okay. 12 string, pushing it but still fine. 18 string. What the fuck
Say that to Davies bass and stevies 20 shreeder
@@macdenarco1569 you mean the INFERIOR guitar?
I've always thought once you get past seven strings (and including some seven strings) the neck looks too wide to look aesthetically pleasing
Andrew M 12 strings look nice because a lot of them are just a 6 string neck, with 2 strings right next to each other
Keeganmc007 i still can’t understand how you’d play that though, i’d play the wrong string so often
Unlike Corey Taylor
I totally agree.
@@WeeNat313 or Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse
5:14
Uli Jon Roth's custom sky guitar which is notable for being one of the first guitars to have 30 frets. I think its awesome really.
It's designed to be super playable at every fret, too. Plus it has a ridiculously awesome onboard preamp...and there's a neck pickup under the fretboard.
4:25 Wow.. Electric Banana Band.. I love them! Cool that you bring them up!
shallowlord are you a swed
Gustav Ramberg yep
Är ni svenskar xd?
Fozty Draws ja
Banankontakt
That MCR shirt is too fitting for this time of the month
When the second channel is way funnier then the main channel....
Because daddy Dickey is here
Ohhhhhhhh owned
Totally agree
It felt like Jared forced himself to laugh on the main channel.
KlivKernage
Totally agree! He isn`t honest while laughing. But the first part of this video was awesome. I used my hands to calm my laughing and prevent anybody to wake up.
Thank you for wearing that mcr shirt in memory Jared 🙏🏻🙏🏻
oh buddy oh pal, have I got news for you..
Huh? Jared? Nobody in MCR was named Jared 🤷♂️ There's a Gerard. I'm lost.
@@JC-11111 the band wasnt a thing until recently again
@@birdsaresinners3373 and they played their first and last show live, last year
@@pilummurialis6490 damn, thats sad
8:55 looks like Alduin from Skyrim became a guitar.
I thought it looked like a Daedric weapon. It'd make a cool axe or crossbow.
it honestly does
LOL
Love your username
That's so correct
10 strings is a bit Much, saus the Guy with A FUCKING GUITAR WITH 18 STRINGS WTF
still waiting for djent 2018
I think it'll end up being djent 20 18-string... :D
THATS A MCR SHIRT I SEE
Septicemic and its uploaded un march 23
Hey...anyone else hear that G note yet?
Ninja Onion yesterday was March 22...
Septicemic RIIIIGHT. Let’s take some time to appreciate that Jared likes MCR
Forest Longsworth
MCR makes one of the best albums of the 2000's and still delivers on their other albums
People: They suck ass even though I never listened to their music before
3:22 I guess that guitar was a...Jazzmaster
Khallid Carter ba dum tss
Khallid Carter *leave.*
Do you play guitar or saxophone? Yes
Alright get out
I'm a simple man. I see Electric Banana Band, I bang the like button.
Same
who's the lesbian at 10:30?
I AM.. Im kidding but i am
LAMOOO
Amy Shumer
No War Robots?
Steve terreberry has War Robots ad :)
0:03 😂 Austin: "yyeet..."
1:48 “I want to be a Flying V, But I also want to be an SG as well, Wait a minute.”
Zakk Wylde was behind that creation but Gibson made it first and it is called the Buzzsaw.
I actually enjoy this channel more than his main channel😅
Denver Williams I think a lot of us do
No
Said everyone ever
me too
Denver Williams dance puppet
10 string is too much? Interesting words from jared dines (18 string djent boi
That's actually a guitar from the Scorpions original guitarist when they played the sails of Charon 5:18 trust me it sounds beautiful hear it
Yeah, Tosin’s is a Rick Toone. Everything they design is incredibly odd, but always incredible. Their shapes and material choices are amazing, and their machine heads on the headless range looks fantastic.
The guitar Tosin Abasi is holding is made by Rick Toone, he's a luthier that makes awesome shit. He made one for Javier Reyes as well, they're odd looking but completely ergonomically customized and dope af.
6:09 Jared looks at Austin waiting for a follow up balls joke😂
1:12 It looks like they threw a guitar body in a giant rock tumbler.
1:55 It looks like Zakk Wilde’s war hammer
More Jake03 is that not the dime bag design dean dime come up with when he returned to dean guitars ?? The dean razor?
where do you think he got it from
just like the dean cadillac, or the ML; they're just frankensteins of 2 different style guitars in 1
ML is v down low, explorer up top'
cadillac is les paul down low, explorer up top
dean splittail (the one you're talking about) is v down low, sg up top
@@NorthViewModelShop No, This Is The Dean Splittail, It's a Guitar Zakk Wylde Uses, The Dean Razorback Was Completely Different
6:08
Remember, kids!
If you have bad breath on stage,
"Pop a couple balls!" 🤣
The guitars at 9:18 are custom guitars made by Mosrite for the mid-60's psychedelic band Strawberry Alarm Clock. One and only hit was "Incense and Peppermints," but one of their guitarists went on to play with Lynyrd Skynyrd, and another formed Oingo Boingo.
Has nothing to do with the video, but Austin and Jared have great speaking voices. Soothing almost.
On this channel, you got these guitars.
In Guitar Hero 3, WE GOT A LEG.
7:40 is when someone tries to recreate the Manzer Picasso while tripping on 420,000 mg of edibles
My man said "A Runescape weapon" I like this guy.
I like how you dropped the Runescape reference!!! old school RS is where it's at!! I've been playing that game since 2004 lol.
6:40 that guitar was made for tosin, the guy took a photo and carved the guitar so it sits perfectly he has said it is his most comfortable guitar.
i feel like 7:20 is what Tosin would play if he lived in Waterworld (1995)
I need to know more about that one.
Kombucha, Gluten-free waffles, and Dickeydines is 👌👌👌
I love that he has a beer sitting on the desk
Jared's guitar blends in to the wall behind it. Did they make the guitar whilst at NAMM???
9:20
*breathes in*
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA-
Pretty sure that Abasi one was made specifically for him by a custom shop where the luthier designed the shape based off how he'd seen Tosin playing in different positions so it's totally ergonomic to his style.
I'm kinda surprised that you guys aren't aware of Uli Jon Roth, that guy is one of the inventors of the shred style which is you guys' bread and butter.
Perhaps you guys should do a series of reaction videos of "Shredders of yore" and react to people like:
- Les Paul (the man, not the guitar which carries his name)
- Jan Akkerman of Focus
- John McLaughlin
- Allan Holdsworth
- Stanley Jordan
- Steve Hackett of Genesis (Their song "The return of the Giant hogweed" has the very first use of two hand tapping in a rock song)
- Prince. (Look up the live video for "America")
That one Dean flying v guitar was actually pretty sick
the Dean Spirit Tail actually looked kinda cool....
Thundafoot Rykcek it's totally badass
The second guitar would be me trying to draw a telecaster in second grade and making it an actual guitar
1:48 Is it just me, or is that the coolest guitar I've ever seen?
The blue and copper without the bottom nub reminds me of the guitar from purple rain. It's a Prince movie
Electric banana is from a Swedish kids show called Trasan och banarne and was like every 70’s-90’s kids childhood.
The fact that I got an advertisement for a buddy's band before the video made the video that much better for me. Lol
If you haven't heard viscaya yet, you need to check them out
the Thing at 7:20 seems to be more an Experiment than a guitar.
any metal moved over a pickup should create a Sound.
1see a Piece of foil that can probably be set above a pickup, and the chain and spring are also mounted over pickups.
the set of strings at the top might be intended like the drone-pipes of a Bagpipe.
might sound interesting.
I just listened to your guys band. I will definitely be buying some merchandise and albums.
For the Banana one, apparently they're a children's rock band. So that guitar makes sense lol
I've seen the Mosrite skateboard guitars before, those were made for the band Strawberry Alarm Clock
That third guitar looks like if a member of Buckcherry made a guitar out of the 'Bleeding Cowboys' font.
My favorite music channel
your last guitar blends into the wall too well xD
that Tosin guitar is from Rick Toone I believe, its super ergonomic and the neck has more than one shape to it and what not. Misha has one too!
0:21 did any of you see Jared or Austin’s phone turn on
They should have called that one the straticockster.
But it´s bass, so I´d call it like Fender Circumcision, or PeePee bass.
Victimesty PEEPEE BASS HAHAHAHAHA
look at all of the necks closely one of them is from breaking Benjamin. I went to his concert and he pulled me on stage and I played his guitar. it was litt. also if jared reads this just know that you are huge inspiration and I listen to your videos and try your tricks on the guitar and on the drums.
THE MCR SHIRT AHHHH
It’s literally the first thing I noticed
6:26 that guitar in the middle of wall and the black mans hand combined to something cool \m/
4:34 that suits me perfectly
Those Sky Guitars are cool as fuck, man. They make a model with like, ten different control knobs, on-board delay and effects, shit's crazy man.
They are like $24,000 though...
I know this is a year old. But look at Jared stroking his chin like "What if I could get a 18 string guitar"
Those weird frame guitars were from Strawberry Alarm Clock. Dont know anything about them just saw them before.
They were made for the band by Mosrite.
I was at that same guitar center where they had that "Travelcaster" I see it there all the time.
Love your shirt Jared
I Think The Dean Splittail and B.C. Rich Draco Look Pretty Cool, Actually
Just downloaded Rest Repose’s album on Spotify, good shit Djared
" 10 strings is too much "
Davie 504: am I a joke to you
2 Bois
I've seen Micheal Angelo Batio play that 4 neck guitar it's actually really cool the dude sherds
Otniel Manary Yngwie Malmsteen is way better
@@metalmaster6999 soy
7:55 This is what the guy pulls out when you ask him what you can get for a discount.
nice MCR shirt, just found this and your other channel, cool stuff
I entered the video thinking the title was Ugliest *Guitarists* Ever 😭
I actually liked that celtic vibe dean. That was some quality shit
OMG! Electric banana band! Loved them as a kid!
Hey!! Leave the BC Rich Draco alone!!
Arley Simpson yeah!
7:21 Did Alex Lifeson get drunk one night and was just like “eh fuck it”
3:09 I would totally play and love that guitar, Not only do I play guitar but I also play saxophone so it's really cool to me. Yeah, I'm a band nerd, but more so a jazz band nerd, I prefer jazz over concert band
Welcome to the sticky dines show
2:00 I have a USA Custom Shop version of that, it plays amazing and sounds great
I think the Electric Banana Band-guitar was made by Malmberg in the early 80s. The whole concept of the band comes from a very popular kids tv program and are still touring. The band consists of some of the best and most well known session musicians in Sweden. Most of the songs are about eating well and environmental thinking, hence the bananas.
Oh my god I saw that travelcaster at that same guitar center. It's in Maple Grove, MN
I believe the cut red guitar was when this guy made an ak47 guitar out of it
The "chunk of wood/battle axe" one looks like a walnut crotch. (Where a walnut tree splits it's trunk into 2 trunks). You get really nice wood from this location. It's where you can get the "flame" or "tiger stripe" looking wood. Only problem is, he used a piece of wood that had bark inclusions (where bark ends up on the inside of the tree). Hence why there are random holes in it. The piece of wood he used really isn't worth much. For a wood worker, it would really only be useful for things like making pens or MAYBE making book matched pieces for an accent to a project.
The Runescape reference is golden!
That flying v was awesome
I kind of like the Flying V / SG look on the third guitar great work Jared love your work love your videos
It was use by Zakk Wylde, if you don't mind? I've owned a lot of Dean guitars man and Zakk Wylde model is in my list
3:50 that thing looks like its gonna crawl up to me and play ME!
Diggin the MCRX tee mate. Looking like a yung boi
8:08 when you lose the last two puzzle pieces
According to Tosin, that guitar is really ergonomic, and it can go down to C# (5 string bass)
in case you didn't know, guitar necks in general have a taper to them.
I's just not that drastic. we're talking about a difference of something around 10mm ( - this value can vary drastically - ) between the nut and the 12th fret.
in comparisson, the neck is about 40-50 mm in width at the nut (unless it's a classical guitar, then it's probably a lot wider)
I love the ever-expanding number of strings on guitars nowadays. You never go over to anyone's house and have them be like, "Bro, check out my new 126 key piano. It's epic, man. The lowest keys are subsonic. I don't know what that means, but the guy at the music store says it's pretty cool."
That first guitar is fanned fret and fret board appears fully scalloped too. It does say graphic representation though, assuming it's computer generated then maybe fret board appears scalloped because of weird shading.
Can you please do a 15 ways to troll rude guitar center employees? Please!?
Ya gotta love Jared Dines wearing an MCRX tee shirt!
The guitar at 4:20 looks like someone splatted lasangae all over a guitar and froze it on there
Whoever designed it was probably stoned. And I'm not just saying that because it popped up at 4:20.
*sees electric banana band*
COOLA BANANER, COOLA BANANER, COOLA BANANEEEER!!!!!
1:52 that's actually nice guitar to be honest