So I'm not this dude and I'm not in this situation but I needed to hear "you're putting yourself on a pedestal above this woman" for complicated reasons
Imagine saying out loud “i could only get girls because i worked at a bar and after i quit I can’t sleep with anyone” you’re literally just admitting to taking advantage of drunk women
Whoa calm down. That's a serious accusation. Not to mention everyone at bars are hooking up intoxicated. Don't cherry pick the guy you don't like and essentially call him a rapist. I think they called him out well enough
@@garrettjvb it’s the fact that he is the one who is serving the alcohol and he is not partaking in the drinking he’s sober going home with intoxicated women. If you don’t think that’s at least problematic you have 0 social skills and don’t understand what it’s actually like at a bar.
@@respectedprophet6247 People act like alcohol is a make potion that takes away all responsibility for your actions. Women, and men, who go to bars and end up hooking up absolutely have that intention ahead of time, or at least are open to that possibility.
Ya - Clapped* in US means, busted, worn down/ out. Usually applied to inanimate objects, cars, etc. “did you see Jay‘s new truck? Shits clapped he bought it for $1000 with no pink.”
"It feels like the end of a Columbo episode", I felt that! My dad and I would watch Columbo together all the time, still one of my fondest memories from when he was alive.
I hated this caller so soon into this 😂😂😂 thank you Stav for calling these losers out, and Brian is so awesome too! Already want him to get back on the show!
"I'm probably responsible for some of it" Yeah when a guy says this i just know he means "I am responsible for all of it" lmfao. It takes like one guy you date who acts like this to see the truth in all of'em
I think this guy was working at a bar in a college town and it was super easy to hook up with dumb drunk college girls, but now that he's in the real world he's not interesting enough to actually get real women lol
This kid was taking advantage of drunk girls and it gave him an inflated ego 😂
My thoughts exactly
I had a high school friend that joined a frat and did this kind of thing and thought he was a king
Yepp - some have a good year in life and can't get off the high. Let it go and embrace whatever your status is atm
The caller was super cringe. I love that Stav keeps it SO REAL with these people!
Eh, but I do at times feel like he goes too hard left. Sometimes people's messyness is funny
@@Captain_Insano_nomercy no
It sounds like the caller is more scared to fall in love with this chick than anything and if that's your biggest concern....🤷🏼♂️
I hope this is sarcastic.
@@Sway-c2t nope, now go enjoy your day instead of trying to start a debate on a 2 week old comment.
@@chadanderson123damn you’re probably the most level headed person I’ve ever seen on UA-cam. Mad respect for that emotional maturity brother! 👍
@@chadanderson123lmfao you ended that shit with 1 comment. Respect.
Don’t wanna fall in love with a wrong woman tho brother
Brian nailed it with the drunk chicks at the bar. This caller is a tool.
on the head🗣️
“I bet we could fathom how beautiful they are” so casually said but so true 💀
“With a modifier”. I fucking love Brian
He said ick -2 irl
Genius lmao
Love how stav knew what Brian was gunna say at the end there, these two are on the same wavelength
Low frequency. Wide and shallow wave forms.
This might be the best call in therapy for men that exists.
So I'm not this dude and I'm not in this situation but I needed to hear "you're putting yourself on a pedestal above this woman" for complicated reasons
Hope you’ve found it helpful and things are better for you.
Only someone else can put you on a pedestal. You can only put other people down to feel like you're higher
Imagine saying out loud “i could only get girls because i worked at a bar and after i quit I can’t sleep with anyone” you’re literally just admitting to taking advantage of drunk women
He’s just clueless and doesn’t understand his personality
He doesn't go out anymore
Whoa calm down. That's a serious accusation. Not to mention everyone at bars are hooking up intoxicated. Don't cherry pick the guy you don't like and essentially call him a rapist.
I think they called him out well enough
@@garrettjvb it’s the fact that he is the one who is serving the alcohol and he is not partaking in the drinking he’s sober going home with intoxicated women. If you don’t think that’s at least problematic you have 0 social skills and don’t understand what it’s actually like at a bar.
@@respectedprophet6247 People act like alcohol is a make potion that takes away all responsibility for your actions. Women, and men, who go to bars and end up hooking up absolutely have that intention ahead of time, or at least are open to that possibility.
clapped is british slang that means a girl is not attractive
Can also be used to describe something worn out and old. Eg a very high milage shit box car is clapped
Ya - Clapped* in US means, busted, worn down/ out. Usually applied to inanimate objects, cars, etc. “did you see Jay‘s new truck? Shits clapped he bought it for $1000 with no pink.”
@@MrEMacablewe say clapped out where I am in the U.S., but I could just be getting old too.
“Clapped” is what my cheeks get every night, fellas. 😏
British English: slapper
"it sounds like the end of a Columbo episode" 😆
no Brian solved that shit for real lmfao
I feel bad for this poor girl who don’t even know she’s being talked about like this
We need Brian back on, at least for the advice portion. I don’t care if he has to zoom in, he knows his shit
Hyperbole is ironically underselling it
Finally someone using the word irony, and not making me face palm 🤦♂️ at the lack of irony in their example. Bravo, kind sir. 😅🫡
Lol he’s afraid HE is a small town 3!
this is the kinda guy that would link the girl when this comes out to show her that he "knows" stav
This is wild 😂😂😂
💯
7:20 this is the truest shit ever said. We have 1 homie that truly is a hound and that mf’er gets it from wherever!
"It feels like the end of a Columbo episode",
I felt that!
My dad and I would watch Columbo together all the time, still one of my fondest memories from when he was alive.
We called it a slumpbuster back in the day. When you need it you do it.
Never thought I’d hear that mf phrase again lol
As Aubrey Huff once said, "Sometimes you gotta hit 300 [lbs] to hit .300"
We used to say you gotta slay the dragon to get the princess
I hated this caller so soon into this 😂😂😂 thank you Stav for calling these losers out, and Brian is so awesome too! Already want him to get back on the show!
Eldis dying in the background is so good🤣🤣🤣
Stavy just absolutely nails this at 5:48
He gives Johnny Bravo vibes, minus the killer pecs.
The way he said, “top notch ass” was so goofy 😂
Perfect advice👌🏼 i heard no lies
The old head tryna explain slang in the worst way possible 🤣🤦🏽♂️ he was almost there then lost it towards the end.
Damn smoked that fool outta nowhere
I can’t even believe that some of these collars are real… is hubris is “unfathomable”
Small town 3 is cold
Even so, bit of make up, new clothes, new hairstyle, better glasses frames you can work that up to a 6 a lot easier than a male 3 can.
@@LoveProWrestlingyou don’t spend money on a small town 3
@@dougkeiser9406 and thats why society is not breeding. ugly men think they can get hot woman, same like ugly woman dont want to fuck broke men
Brian either misheard or just doesn't know 'black slang' like he thinks he does lmao. the dude said she's 'clapped' not claps 😂😂
"I'm probably responsible for some of it" Yeah when a guy says this i just know he means "I am responsible for all of it" lmfao. It takes like one guy you date who acts like this to see the truth in all of'em
Great way to start the day
"with the modifier" lmaoo
The clap is old time-y slang for gonorrhoea guys.
Clap is short for clapped out. It’s a term for something worn out. Usually a vehicle or motorcycle.
The clap also refers to ghonnorea i believe
Brian is like the perfect big boy counterpart to Stavros. I wanna see more.
Gotta hand it to ya both cooked on the advice giving here
A small town 3 is wicked 😂😂 that's negative 10 in Atlanta
You know how people who have never had daughters or sisters talk about women compared to how people who do. You can clearly tell the difference.
"So, what do you think of your mom?"
Actual ancient Chinese proverb: An ugly wife is a treasure in the home
Ending of a columbo episode hahahaha
As a p-getting friend of mine said “I’ve smashed hitters and I’ve smashed quitters” that is SO true. Sometimes you just have to feed the beast.
Lmfao dude, this is hilarious. I need to watch your podcast.
You just a genius. So well thought out 👏🏾
I think he meant that she’s “clapped” like fucked up old broken down vehicle 😂
Small town 3? Is the girl actually Grimace?
I think this guy was working at a bar in a college town and it was super easy to hook up with dumb drunk college girls, but now that he's in the real world he's not interesting enough to actually get real women lol
caller was cringe but a standing ovation is crzzzzyyy
Great clip 😂
Mopeds: Something that's fun to ride but you don't want to tell anyone about
The end of this one really did feel like the end of a Columbo episode 😅
STAVVY AND SIMPSON NEED A PODCAST TOGETHER
Yes!!!!
FYI, it’s “clapped” not clap. You would say that a person is clapped, not that a person is themself a clap.
We call this a slumpbuster and yes he should just dont tell anyone lol
‘This feels like the end of a Columbo episode’ LMAOOO
Lmao brian trying describe the black white slang situation is hilarious
I found this caller really funny
Brian best guest so far?
Fucking hilarious
As a 21 yr old this is great advice
Bring on Mullen
Good advice.
Caller just sounds like Kent Hunter from Kill Tony but with a voice changer
Saying she’s clapped is like when you say a car is clapped out. Its had a hard life and been driven hard the whole time with no maintenance.
“This girl is a standing ovation” 😂😂😂
This guy was so cruel about her appearance and for what?? Great insights from both gentlemen 😘
As a former highschool weeb, they're so fucking right. Every nerd group is freaky as fuck behind closed doors, is not just the band kids
Small town 3 is brutal.
Clapped is Uk slang
Clapped, like clapped out
Can I view myself as better than or on a pedastal above this guy?
can only imagine the monsters that stav pulls
Wool socks to bed=best sleep quality you've had.,.,,,
Did wool socks pull your child from a burning building
@@XAMJ54 Perhaps bots are going non-sexual now. That would be a step up.
clapped like a busted car, not that complicated lol
The clapped talk was nonsensical lmao
Hell Yeah dude
I ❤ Stavi
Somewhat surprising Stav would know a lot about little boy thinking considering he’s the biggest boy..
Pausing right after the call ended to say ? This man is trash
He’s saying she’s super clapped its not that deep 🤣 people work overtime to not understand shit
definitely the type of bro to prey on drunk girls
As cringe as he is yall need to understand hes still 20-21...he still thinks he cant die...bros ego is mostly normal for a frat boy type.
How he gonna call it black slang then don't even know what it really is
Sounds like a young bert kreischer with the exaggeration
Idk i think he was saying she was clapped out not a clap but the audio quality wasn't amazing..
Goku lol
What does he say? A “troll -“ ?
"Cave troll" maybe. 7:24 "They -- they -- they don't have no problem taking down a troll ca-- a cave troll. Right?"
fart @5:55
His use of certain slang words tells me that he and I are from the same generation which is causing me to feel shame
Clapped is not black slang 😂😂 literally originated in the UK
Dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dude sucks glad they called him out
Players play 👌🏻
Wow I’m early hey Stav I’m gay
don't do it
Damn both of them too old to understand the word clapped
Also “being a people pleaser” and developing feelings for someone (“getting attached”) are not the same thing lol what is going on with this dude
Clapped just means ran-through
its clapped not claps or clap