Honestly a fantastic a comment. It’s actually made this section of the show so much funnier to me 😂 you have hit the proverbial nail on the head my friend
My ex wife tried to get back with me for 3 years, I kept turning her down until she moved on. But if one of my friends started fucking her, I would not be happy. 3.5 billion women, you gotta slam that one.
10:45 Stav fucking NAILS it on this. Wow. A true psychologist in action. This is real truths being spoken about how many peoples brains might work, Stav sees it well. Finished around 11:15 "This isn't an argument based thing, it's not debate club. It's the guys feelings. There's a real possibility it hurts his feelings, even if it doesn't come out immediately" So succinct
@@JokahFACEthis isn’t true. As a therapist I’ve seen a few poly people but also all kinds of fucked monogamous people. I’ve met poly people who aren’t in therapy
Now this is interesting research. Hard to facilitate this experiment other than with unknowing subjects. I guess you could just do a self report survey though and compare statistics... This is the most I've thought about dicks.
@@sunfish9341 EQ is like IQ but EQ= "emotional intelligence" there isn't a real EQ test like there is an IQ test. Honestly I think it is a made up term to just describe someone who may be on the autistic spectrum. Meaning if someone has low EQ they may be Asperger's or just a weird guy who can't pick up on social ques
@@unnamed1479 Largely I agree, but I know a couple that has been in a stable open relationship for 24 yeas now. They are swingers so it is a specific type of open relationship, but it works for them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
None of us are as special as we would like to think that we are supposed to be. It is possible to ruin your best relationships because you can't handle not getting that one score. Just sayin'.
This caller needs a hobby, another job, or to go to graduate school. Jesus, man! How many different kinds of f***ing do you need lol? Hahahahaha! I was gonna be down on myself for being too idle in life, but I"m good now. XD
Stavie slowing talking men through the process of empathy is so funny to me.
this shit is so fuckin funny
He was pulling all the stops too
"Let's do this exercise"
"Put yourself in his shoes"
He had years of experience with Nick.
Honestly a fantastic a comment. It’s actually made this section of the show so much funnier to me 😂 you have hit the proverbial nail on the head my friend
Doing the Lords work out here 🙌
This man just called in to brag for 12 minutes
Absolute king
It didn't seem like bragging once he revealed he also sucks n fucks dudes...
It’s sad when men are so hard up that they consider stuff like this bragging.
Nah. Who has butt sex with their bestie?
@@nosequitersfucking a dude is king?
People really are just a bunch of nerve endings, aren't they
Truly
Can be
Underrated comment
😅
Tender tendril gang
“It’s a toss up man.”
"He's a salad tossing man."
This is true seattle antics
🤣🤣🤣
An I bet none of them are good looking either
@@darthnephilim They never are. They're the equivalent of human hippos.
God I hate this place
i feel like they're all solid 5-6's maybe the ex wife is a strong 7 from how bad he wants her@@darthnephilim
SHE GAVE YOU CHLAMYDIA
ya fr, if that didn't happen I would say 100% down
The demon says the seal is broken 😈
no kidding, why would you go back to that? what's she going to give him the next time?
Chlamydia is no big deal
Hopefully she give them herpes next time.
The divorced friend needs a new best friend 😂
My ex wife tried to get back with me for 3 years, I kept turning her down until she moved on. But if one of my friends started fucking her, I would not be happy.
3.5 billion women, you gotta slam that one.
Stavy making ppl try empathy is so awesome.
10:45 Stav fucking NAILS it on this. Wow. A true psychologist in action. This is real truths being spoken about how many peoples brains might work, Stav sees it well.
Finished around 11:15 "This isn't an argument based thing, it's not debate club. It's the guys feelings. There's a real possibility it hurts his feelings, even if it doesn't come out immediately"
So succinct
I’m always amazed when this degen standup comic starts pulling out the wisdom. He really could be a therapist
THE JUICE IS NOT WORTH THE SQUEEZE. Well said Stavvy-san
That Bushwick 4 1/2 can really take all 5” fucking got me
killer line, lmao
A polyamorous guy who doesn’t understand empathy or other people’s feelings?!? Who knew this was possible lol
Ngl feels like poly people just found a way to justify their lack of empathy and shittiness. Can’t blame them but the jig is up.
Dude really makes polyamorous sound very similar to horny sociopath.
@@anon24423 there are literally zero mentally stable self-described “polyamorous” people
@@anon24423basically what it is
@@JokahFACEthis isn’t true. As a therapist I’ve seen a few poly people but also all kinds of fucked monogamous people. I’ve met poly people who aren’t in therapy
Man these calls give me so much anxiety thinking about how fucked human nature is
Yes, that's why im here
To see how bad people are 😅
Just know you are not alone on that feeling
No better place to see that than orgies where everyone is miserable pretending they are happy
We need a recap in 5 years on how this all went down.
Six months would probably be sufficient time for it to meltdown lol
A monthly check-in is the way to go
6 weeks at most @@casualwater698
So the uncut guy is the only one who didn't get the clap. Lol
Now this is interesting research. Hard to facilitate this experiment other than with unknowing subjects. I guess you could just do a self report survey though and compare statistics... This is the most I've thought about dicks.
Turtleneck of Fortitude (+10 STI defence)
Circumcels aint gonna like this one🗣‼️‼️‼️
@@freqseq😂😂
I want my skin hoodie back god damnit
11:14 "this isn’t an argument based thing, it’s not debate club. It’s the guy’s feelings" advanced emotional intelligence here
watching stavvy pick his nose, roll the booger in his fingers for a second before flinging it across the room was priceless.
Like stockton and malone
Lmao this guy was straight up annoyed with Stav for interrupting his fuck tale he already told once 😂😂😂 jfc
Given this guy has the EQ of a ladybug, I'm guessing his version of this situation is WILDLY inaccurate lol.
he has the what
@@sunfish9341Erectile Qysfunction
@@sunfish9341 EQ is like IQ but EQ= "emotional intelligence" there isn't a real EQ test like there is an IQ test. Honestly I think it is a made up term to just describe someone who may be on the autistic spectrum. Meaning if someone has low EQ they may be Asperger's or just a weird guy who can't pick up on social ques
@@sunfish9341 It's like IQ but for emotions. He's saying the guy is emotionally immature.
Bad equalizer! 🎶🎼 Mix is bad!! 🔊
2:00 that casual nose pick and booger fling
Even the roll between the fingers
@@therealpeopleofvancouvergotta hit the roll
This guys marriage isnt gonna work either lmao
open relationships never work lmaoooo
@@unnamed1479 Largely I agree, but I know a couple that has been in a stable open relationship for 24 yeas now. They are swingers so it is a specific type of open relationship, but it works for them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@rorybitchell7702 a very rare exception
Hilarious when he said he simply wouldn’t get divorced lol
@@rorybitchell7702yeah there is always a gray area and they found it
"Don't give your friends Chlymidia" 🤣🤣
god, stavy is such an emotionally intelligent guy, total dream man
The answer is always no.
THIS is why this is one of the funniest podcasts 😂😂
Sometimes, I wish I had no empathy so I could be a total asshat, just like this caller, and feel justified about my behavior
He 100% sounds like a sociopath.
@@blahblahbbllaahhtotally agreed
That’s a terrible thing to wish for.
Adam and Nick punching the air RN when he said best friend and didn't mention them
Stav comprehends and deconstructs human emotion better than 95% of therapists
Stavvy flicked that booger like a champ
Timestamp?
Timestamp ???
Do you know what the time stamp is
@@37thousand this is the weirdest thing to be horny about
@@37thousand 2:02
"well, we've done it with just him..."
Nuff said lmaoooooo
There is zero ways this guys marriage lasts another 5 years. I've been there, and I promise it doesn't work in a marriage.
Blinded by the light
Honestly great advice Stavvy
I mean this is fucking crazy. No way this ends well for anyone involved
This is such a good clip. Stav really did a good job, explaining the situation and what is right
It took a lot of coaching to get him to stop making excuses, Jesus.
dude stavros absolutely killed this one
I remember Stavvy ribbing this guy from his show at Laughs! He must not have filmed it b/c it was fucking hilarious. Would’ve been a banger clip
ESPECIALLY since he already nailed this lady.
For me the booger sling trumps everything else that happened. Goes for the pick and flings it with zero reservations.
I love this one because it shows that dtav has a active moral responsibility and there are hard lines.
None of us are as special as we would like to think that we are supposed to be. It is possible to ruin your best relationships because you can't handle not getting that one score. Just sayin'.
These kinds of people just want to avoid consequences that's ALL they care about
This dude is the treasure of Maryland
Stav just non-chalantly flicks a booger in the middle of talking 😂
the detective work here is incredible
Stavvy is so wholesome
This caller needs a hobby, another job, or to go to graduate school. Jesus, man! How many different kinds of f***ing do you need lol?
Hahahahaha! I was gonna be down on myself for being too idle in life, but I"m good now. XD
Well put
Hey, it's good exercise, not the worst hobby.
Good job finding a way to negatively frame having too much sex
This seals it. Stav’s calls are the best.
Stavvy giving seriously good advice is crazy
He was hard already when he called in
This format is genius and hilarious.
What a balanced and nuanced dank ass take. Stav is really on to something. He should do this shit professionally
Stav gives some solid advice. ✊
“You would cry because I lay it down so good” killed me
Shoutout to Eldis, "laying it down" 😂
Stav calling some other dude a dud while he lays there like a sack of potatoes at the top of a grocery bag is hilarious
Stavie is absolutely on the nos4
'the juice isn't worth the squeeze..' Brilliant!
It's a toss up lol
This is pure Himbo activities.
I swear half of Stav's advice is just teaching people empathy, or getting them to say it out loud. #stavvycouncelling
100|% that guy is not going to take Stav's excellent advice!
That was really good advice from stav tbh
I'm actually envious of this situation
I don’t mean to be and I never thought I was judgmental but GODDAM the levels of sexual lust is crazy
far as std's go, chlamydia probably best case scenario lol
Low key pretty wise words from the stav
Stav could be a legitimate life coach/therapist
4:25 “ Different flavors “ is insane!!! 😆😆😆
Stavvys such a good dude
They all are going to be divorced in 2 years
This is the best fuckin show bro wtffff
This is just MTV's Love Line from 1995.
I just love how ruthless Stav is 😭
5:08 that upper mid range laugh gets me every single time 😂😂😂
this is absolutely wild
someone leak the eldis story
the boy is getting good at this
Damn the idea of a best friend and a wife is like
Damn lol
Lmao Eldis comin with the heat at the end
Dude's life is a softcore Showtime movie
"You would cry" haha
This is just a Fleetwood Mac song.
What a wild way to try and save a marriage
Portland behavior lol
This is just grown up theater kids
There is no such thing as hot swingers
Yeah that’s fake as hell.
They exist but it's rare as hell
And I grew up the the NW, I really didn’t know
Stav ur a wise man
RIP relationships.
lol "i wouldn't have gotten divorced" foh
true greek tragedy
Really gettin down on the clips
This guy may actually be the strangest caller
They all deserved to get the clap lmao
Eldises Pathetic Strokes is my new band name
This is wild in so many ways lol
Holy shit lmao I remember the swinger guy at that show
My favorite part is where Stav rolls a booger midflight. ua-cam.com/video/k98tgE8mlng/v-deo.html Zero-chalants.
This guy just wants to hold one over on his friend. If that truly was his best friend than this shouldn't even be a question. Guy is so thirsty