@wingdingdmetrius8025 that wasn't really the fascet of the story I was commenting on but... still. Sharing some hoe, both busting in her, friend ending up dating her, breaking up and leaving, him screwing her after his friend dated the group bicycle, his friend getting back with her and also busting again in her again and neither know whos the dad... that's a friend group with good decision making dude? Lol. Your begging the lord for an STI, herpes or child support for the rest of your life and you're only in your early 20's. This is a story I'd thought I'd hear from a documentary from Appalachia
Nah... If dude signs the birth certificate the baby is his. Same as if a wife cheats on her husband and gets pregnant the baby is legally the husband's responsibility.
@@sdawg58no it’s not. Are you insane? What kind of commie world do you live in? 😂 The dude can EASILY take a DNA test and file a petition to have his name be removed from the birth certificate.
Genuine answer from a mother - Only say something if you’re wanting to be a father. Listen to Stav, leave town and don’t fuck the whole family situation. If that guy believes he’s the father, causing any doubt in that will absolutely tank their relationship. You’re clearly not being a father right now, and it’d be pretty fucked up to take ANOTHER Father figure from this kid. Leave them be, but great call!
@@black_tech_ownernope she’s right. I knew a guy that had a kid at 19, found out it wasn’t his at 22 and was absolutely devastated. It’s their family, you don’t want to be a part of it so don’t break it up
The blue eyes bit is being too easily dismissed. Two brown eyed parents having a blue eyed child only happens %6.3 of the time. If one parent has blue eyes however the number jumps to %50 😬.
My dad is dark Italian dude with black hair and brown eyes. My mom is white with brunette hair and hazel eyes. I have blonde hair blue eyes as well as DNA test proving they’re both my parents haha😂 shits weird
I've had a very similar situation myself, but the kid was 18 already. The second you see the child, you probably know. Own up to it and raise the kid, unless youre breaking up a happy clueless family.
my perception of this segment was that the well-meaning but misguided call in to get a dose of common sense but this was... dark. it was more along the lines of "morally grey man gets advice from actual nihilists"
“You’re 24, you don’t have roots anywhere, idiot” is SO real. Get out of your comfort zone. I moved to a new city at 27 and it felt incredible. I moved again at 30 and same shit different town. Who knows how many kids I left in my wake
Having a kid is probably THE reason to be rooted somewhere. This isn't the grown-up advice you think it is. I've known people that live like this, burning bridges & running everytime they have to face consequences or even to save face. Entering mid-late 40s, many are finding out they don't have any meaningful relationships in their lives & becoming lonely & depressed..
As a former 24 year old what he means by he's got Roots there what he really means is that's where his drug dealer is and he has finally procured a good cocaine connect and a good weed connect and he's not trying to mess that up and have to start all over in a new town that's what he means by He's got Roots there he don't give a damn about none of them people. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone seems to be forgetting that he said the kids "parents" aren't together anymore. So he wouldn't be ruining thier family situation, just getting an innocent man off the hook for something he did. The ONLY RIGHT thing to do would be get a DNA and if it's his be in the kids life. I feel if the other man has created a bond he should be around as well as long as he chooses. I'm sure the mother will find another man and the kid will be just fine. But it's important to know your biolog and your lineage. What would this kids mom say?? I think she side with me.
He's gotta man up and get a DNA test if he really thinks it's his kid. He can probably tell looking at the face if it's his. That's not something I'd be able to just forget about.
My friend and the father of her child both have dark hair, he's Hispanic and she is half white half black with dark, curly hair. Their kid has straight blonde hair and blue eyes. The reason is recessive genes. My friend's mom is blonde and her grandfather had blue eyes. Bam, the kid came out with those traits, skipping generations. Meanwhile, her blonde, white mother had other kids with a white guy with light brown hair, and those kids all have dark hair and brown eyes.
Yes but the odds are really stacked against that happening. Brown eyes are dominant. The same hair and eye color combined with the timing of the pregnancy? That caller is the kids dad. If he should say something or not is a different question though
anyone that tells you to run from your possible responsibility and not only that but another human life that would be dependent on you and needs you is not qualified for giving advice 😂
@@dersvan my point was that Stav probably wouldn't have said that to that guy in person. Nothing to do with anyone's maturity just that it was odd. Over the phone is even crazier because that guy can't really be like "did you just call me little buddy" without sounding like 'big tough guy that wants to fight' it's just an awkward thing that they both had to just pretend didn't happen lol
Stavvy saying you need to mature and move on from high school friends is hilarious. He’s a professional clown and has his HS best friend as his podcast producer…
Sometimes as we grow up we can recognize bad decisions we made and pass along wisdom, hoping to keep others from making similar mistakes. Either way, keeping a few friends from hs is totally fine as long as you all actually grow up…or get lucky in life.
this happened to my buddy a girl he messed around with on and off for a while started to think the kid she has was his. the kid looked identical to my buddy so i had no doubt it was his, turns out he did have a 5 year old daughter that someone else thought was theirs. Best thing to happen to him but man is it a weird situation
Are people actually okay with kids not knowing who their real father is or men not knowing their kids are actually theirs just because they don’t want to disrupt a situation? This is crazy.
I think Stav missed that the couple with the kid had broken up recently. Not that it really makes a huge difference, but it wouldn't be like the caller was breaking up a family at that point. That was sorta Stav's whole argument at the end, was that it was muddy up everyone's lives.
Blonde hair and blue eyes are both recessive traits. So it’s possible both the friend and his girl carry that trait but have brown hair and brown/green/whatever eyes. And if their kid got those traits from each parent, they’ll have blonde hair, or blue eyes, or both, though it would be less probable than the kid having brown hair and/or brown eyes.
My sister found me (and subsequently that her dad wasn’t her dad) on 23 and me. I dunno, fucked up their relationship not knowing till she was in her 30s
Learning about genetics in 7th grade biology taught me my dad wasnt my real father lmao. Blue eyes + blue eyes= 99% chance of blue-eyed children. Still my pops tho, love that guy.
My grandpa had blonde hair, blue eyes. Parents were both dark haired, dark eyes. Have a brother and sister with blonde hair, blue eyes. So does it have more of your features than just the hair/eye color? If not, then you're probably good.
Stav’s Baltimore roots are really showing here. “Kid might be yours-leave town”
Got a wife n kids in Baltimore jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back
Yeah, this is a crazy situation but the craziest advice ever. Real d-bag stuff here.
🤣
😂😂😂
@masterofallgoons the kid has a dad. Pack up and skidaddle.
🎶 Moving on up! 🎶
Bro got nothing back for that "Italian, so basically arab" and I gotta say that was unfair, that was a banger. For all his faults, he's funny.
The Italians, Greeks, and Turks have been mixing for millennia doggie
shit was funnier than anything they said
@@prometha4592you’re the father
I seriously expected a man of Greek descent would love that but Stav didn't even let out a chuckle
@Patrick.Weightman funnier even bc his bit in the special is that Greeks are Arabs. He could at least given him a 'hey great minds think alike' nod.
Ten years later the guy paying the mom has a DNA test and this video comes up in court 😂
That’s the follow up to this call that none of us really want (bc of the kid) but we all need
Got em
Love a good trilogy
Lawsuit!!!!!!!!!
How it usually happens but the name is still on the document /shrug
Man, this friend group makes great decisions
some girl sleeping with two male friends is not uncommon
@wingdingdmetrius8025 that wasn't really the fascet of the story I was commenting on but... still. Sharing some hoe, both busting in her, friend ending up dating her, breaking up and leaving, him screwing her after his friend dated the group bicycle, his friend getting back with her and also busting again in her again and neither know whos the dad... that's a friend group with good decision making dude? Lol. Your begging the lord for an STI, herpes or child support for the rest of your life and you're only in your early 20's. This is a story I'd thought I'd hear from a documentary from Appalachia
Sounds like your high school and early adulthood sucked.
@@randomdude5938 not being a skeezy bastard means you don't know how to have fun? Lmao dirtbag alert
"Is this like the Telltale Heart?" Stav has Baltimore just built into him.
great connection, didn't realize that Edgar Allan Poe lived in Baltimore
"not on purpose" fucking kills me. As if the sperm doesnt work if it was a whoopsie daisy 😭
Whoopsie daisy 😂😭😭
It's so insane to me that people call in the show with these stories that are borderline unredactable based on the amount of info they typically give
And multiple calls too. It would be so easy to recognize this guy if you knew him personally
a lot are probably made up.
They're all scripted. Its a bit.
@@adamplentl5588 Yeah i cant even watch this segment because of how phony the stories are, cant believe all these dumb asses believe this stuff lol
@@adamplentl5588ahh idk shit like that can happy pretty easy
Putting this out as a free clip is _SAVAGE!_
Turns out the kid is a huge fan of the pod.
@@Praisethesunson a 5 year old listening to Stavvy is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying
"Nothing" LMAOOO
ZERO hesitation 💀
Wild
Unless you're prepared to pay back child support don't say anything.
Nah... If dude signs the birth certificate the baby is his. Same as if a wife cheats on her husband and gets pregnant the baby is legally the husband's responsibility.
@@sdawg58no it’s not. Are you insane? What kind of commie world do you live in?
😂
The dude can EASILY take a DNA test and file a petition to have his name be removed from the birth certificate.
@sdawg58 thats why I think it should be mandatory to get A DNA test before signing anything.
Are Stavvy’s UA-cam clips admissible evidence in court?
Every day we get closer to finding out the answer to that question I fear
"I dont know much about genetics"
Yeah, this guy really sounds like he was paying attention in high school biology class...
I will say I thought from my high school biology class that both blonde hair and blue eyes were recessive and black/brown hair/eyes were dominant.
@@stephenm722 Aren’t they though?
2:56 "finish up your story, I'm already thinking bout a couple of things"
3:05 😮😮😮😮😮
Perfect timing I'm about to shit
Dude I’m pooping right now !
Best time to watch Stavvy clips. They're about as long as a good relaxed shit.
Best comment ever 😂
@@HomeslicedVideos17 minutes… I strive to be like you
Me too. Lol
Genuine answer from a mother -
Only say something if you’re wanting to be a father. Listen to Stav, leave town and don’t fuck the whole family situation. If that guy believes he’s the father, causing any doubt in that will absolutely tank their relationship. You’re clearly not being a father right now, and it’d be pretty fucked up to take ANOTHER Father figure from this kid.
Leave them be, but great call!
What an insane answer 😂
Let the man who was cheated on raise another man's kid without knowing. @@black_tech_owner
@@zanpakutoman4225 3rd time's the charm
why should he leave? he can just forget about them
@@black_tech_ownernope she’s right. I knew a guy that had a kid at 19, found out it wasn’t his at 22 and was absolutely devastated. It’s their family, you don’t want to be a part of it so don’t break it up
The blue eyes bit is being too easily dismissed. Two brown eyed parents having a blue eyed child only happens %6.3 of the time. If one parent has blue eyes however the number jumps to %50 😬.
Yeah but the guy seems to not really give a fuck if it’s his kid or not
Glad u said this it was sending me crazy
Is that for everybody or just white people
My dad is dark Italian dude with black hair and brown eyes. My mom is white with brunette hair and hazel eyes. I have blonde hair blue eyes as well as DNA test proving they’re both my parents haha😂 shits weird
💯Came here to say this
This guy is gonna call back when the mother has cancer and the guilt has been eating him up about.
We'll know there was a time traveler on the pod.
Lmfao diabolical
Not on purpose not on purpose I’m a sensitive man 😂 love that
Stavy should be concerned about the type of people attracted to his podcast LMAO.
Fantastic sound quality Eldy
Dude is John Redcorn
John Whitecorn
I've had a very similar situation myself, but the kid was 18 already. The second you see the child, you probably know. Own up to it and raise the kid, unless youre breaking up a happy clueless family.
‘Not on purpose’…got me good
48k within the first 12 hours and with a hilarious thumbnail and title can already tell its a CERTIFIED BANGER
my perception of this segment was that the well-meaning but misguided call in to get a dose of common sense but this was... dark. it was more along the lines of "morally grey man gets advice from actual nihilists"
The world is nihilistic
@@bensheard3969 yall are so annoying lol
I'm 13 and this is deep@@bensheard3969
I wouldn’t say dark. This is like advice you would get if you just said this shit at a bar. These guys aren’t therapists lol
The advice was "man don't be a dad, run" crazy.
Kid: I'm wondering if this could be my kid.
Stavi: Everything in your life is dumb and you should leave everything and everyone.
The potential for a homies based family structure is a possible but incredibly difficult maneuver.
Zesty
High risk high reward
Stavros advocating abandoning your own child (due to lethargy)
This is kind of sad. I get its funny but if I had a son I would want to know him
He needs to tell the woman he wants a dna test to find out then
Not if you know she would be getting child support for the next 13 years
@@joem1950 haha that’s actually a valid point i disregarded. Bros gotta move to Thailand 🤣
@@RakamsStudios yeah unless he very badly wants to be the kids dad he should just move on 😆
Eh
“You’re 24, you don’t have roots anywhere, idiot” is SO real. Get out of your comfort zone. I moved to a new city at 27 and it felt incredible. I moved again at 30 and same shit different town. Who knows how many kids I left in my wake
well not everyone's a psychopath
@@imageword5576 i was gon say it take a special typa demon to have this mental 😂😂
you know you're insane right
hell yeah spread the seed brother
Having a kid is probably THE reason to be rooted somewhere. This isn't the grown-up advice you think it is. I've known people that live like this, burning bridges & running everytime they have to face consequences or even to save face. Entering mid-late 40s, many are finding out they don't have any meaningful relationships in their lives & becoming lonely & depressed..
When Maury retires can we get Stav to replace him?
I see stav is following in his dad’s footsteps of being a coward
She could’ve messed around with another blonde hair blue eye guy too. She got aroundddddd
It's happened to "people really close to me". 🤣🤣🤣
As a former 24 year old what he means by he's got Roots there what he really means is that's where his drug dealer is and he has finally procured a good cocaine connect and a good weed connect and he's not trying to mess that up and have to start all over in a new town that's what he means by He's got Roots there he don't give a damn about none of them people. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Stav saying “finish this up” right before the guy gets to the good part of the pregnancy 🤣 shit hadn’t even gotten good
Everyone seems to be forgetting that he said the kids "parents" aren't together anymore. So he wouldn't be ruining thier family situation, just getting an innocent man off the hook for something he did. The ONLY RIGHT thing to do would be get a DNA and if it's his be in the kids life. I feel if the other man has created a bond he should be around as well as long as he chooses. I'm sure the mother will find another man and the kid will be just fine. But it's important to know your biolog and your lineage. What would this kids mom say?? I think she side with me.
Means that random dude is likely paying the child support he should be covering as well
"not on purpose, not on purpose, im a sensitive man"
The closing after the call was lit!
Stav is the best at advice tbh
He's gotta man up and get a DNA test if he really thinks it's his kid. He can probably tell looking at the face if it's his. That's not something I'd be able to just forget about.
First time I've heard Stavvy advise to just leave town😂
My friend and the father of her child both have dark hair, he's Hispanic and she is half white half black with dark, curly hair. Their kid has straight blonde hair and blue eyes. The reason is recessive genes. My friend's mom is blonde and her grandfather had blue eyes. Bam, the kid came out with those traits, skipping generations.
Meanwhile, her blonde, white mother had other kids with a white guy with light brown hair, and those kids all have dark hair and brown eyes.
Yes but the odds are really stacked against that happening. Brown eyes are dominant. The same hair and eye color combined with the timing of the pregnancy? That caller is the kids dad. If he should say something or not is a different question though
My uncle is black with green eyes. My mom is fair skin with thick curly brown hair. My dad is white white. I'm darker than my mom.
Genetics be crazy.
This is one where stav did not listen whatsoever and gives full scumbag takes based on it
anyone that tells you to run from your possible responsibility and not only that but another human life that would be dependent on you and needs you is not qualified for giving advice 😂
Love the extra commentary at the end too
This is 100% a Maury episode 😂
ooof yeah, I would want to know. He should either ask her or take the kids hair like you said lmao
did stavvy chip his tooth again?! HAHAHAHA
holy fuck he did! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Him even calling into this show is too much😂
Calling another adult man "little buddy" is wild
Ehhh only legally “adult”
Clearly not in many other ways, however
@@dersvan my point was that Stav probably wouldn't have said that to that guy in person. Nothing to do with anyone's maturity just that it was odd. Over the phone is even crazier because that guy can't really be like "did you just call me little buddy" without sounding like 'big tough guy that wants to fight' it's just an awkward thing that they both had to just pretend didn't happen lol
That “nothing” reply had the same vibe as ODB getting asked what he was gonna do for the community
I love that Stav's advice is literally the same that Mad Men's Don Draper would give lol
Game of thrones ass situation
guy: gets woman pregnant
also guy: it's rude to ask if that's my kid
Bro 🤦♂️. Stav you’re about to get a lot more views on this video in a couple years when they use it as evidence in court 😂. Congratulations 🎉
5 years is a long time to wait to say something😂😂
You don't even want to be a father to this kid why would you disrupt their lives just to pay child support? Everybody already knows anyways.
I live for these
that “Italian so basically Arab” and then the “nothing” later. Kid’s hilarious with the one liners
Wildest call ever… guy has a good heart though. Most guys would be long gone
Dad, it's your kid! Raise him with the mom. It's not too late, and I'm sure that she'd love the help.
Stavvy saying you need to mature and move on from high school friends is hilarious. He’s a professional clown and has his HS best friend as his podcast producer…
Yeah rich successful with one of his high school friends who is his employee and best friend...your grasping for straws bro 😊
Did your dad abandon you lil bro
Sometimes as we grow up we can recognize bad decisions we made and pass along wisdom, hoping to keep others from making similar mistakes. Either way, keeping a few friends from hs is totally fine as long as you all actually grow up…or get lucky in life.
And he’s talking to a 24 year old lol
I can just feel the seething jealousy in this comment
Not this 24 year old thinking it's a good idea that he should start paying child support when another man is doing that already. Hell no
23 and me was made for this guy
Banger thumbo guys. Really gettin the hang of the UA-cam soyface + salacious title. Good work Eldis!
this happened to my buddy
a girl he messed around with on and off for a while started to think the kid she has was his. the kid looked identical to my buddy so i had no doubt it was his, turns out he did have a 5 year old daughter that someone else thought was theirs. Best thing to happen to him but man is it a weird situation
ooof this one came out evil...
Are people actually okay with kids not knowing who their real father is or men not knowing their kids are actually theirs just because they don’t want to disrupt a situation? This is crazy.
This shit happens in small towns lol
Stav, talking about this kid that may potentially be his - “this is the physically manifestation of everything you need to let go of” Lol
“Not on purpose” 💀
Denial can be an ugly thing boys. Clearly a possibility this kid is his.
How do you not ask what his gf thinks? If she even knows
Don't say SHIT to this woman
Buh she knows lol
She would know. Also, it’s really weird how all these men would bail on their own child.
Holy shit in so glad I’m not leftwing
I think Stav missed that the couple with the kid had broken up recently. Not that it really makes a huge difference, but it wouldn't be like the caller was breaking up a family at that point. That was sorta Stav's whole argument at the end, was that it was muddy up everyone's lives.
Sounds like a lot of info was omitted
This call sounds so clear lol
Oh my god it’s his kid
You need to start using some type of AI voice changer man. The unknowing stepdad is gonna see this
You don’t know anything, man. Voice changers are lame, and none of these people are criminals. They know they’re calling a podcast.
FR
@3:20 🤣😂 s/o to all the accidental kids out there. Def don’t have enough of those in the world🤦♂️
Blonde hair and blue eyes are both recessive traits. So it’s possible both the friend and his girl carry that trait but have brown hair and brown/green/whatever eyes. And if their kid got those traits from each parent, they’ll have blonde hair, or blue eyes, or both, though it would be less probable than the kid having brown hair and/or brown eyes.
Lmao I know 2 dudes exactly like this. Don’t say anything unless you want to be a part of that kids life
The rings in Stavvys thigh from the can 😅
9:50 is insane
This really happens I’m going through the same thing right now😂
Italian, basicslly Arab 🤣🤣
Strong recommendation to this guy: start earning lots of money.
I'm not sure "you need to grow up and stop worrying about shit that happened in highschool" is the take on potentially having an illegitimate child.
Theres always one in the group that wife up the jump off
I wonder how stav would vibe with day laborers, if there wasnt a language barrier
My sister found me (and subsequently that her dad wasn’t her dad) on 23 and me. I dunno, fucked up their relationship not knowing till she was in her 30s
This kids hilarious
10:21 all jokes aside, im glad he called it out. Its odd to me to see your son grow and want nothing to do with him.
The caller doesn't seem to be showing any remorse.
this one's almost certainly fake. stav probably would agree, i think he would give more genuine advice if he believed it
Learning about genetics in 7th grade biology taught me my dad wasnt my real father lmao. Blue eyes + blue eyes= 99% chance of blue-eyed children. Still my pops tho, love that guy.
My grandpa had blonde hair, blue eyes. Parents were both dark haired, dark eyes. Have a brother and sister with blonde hair, blue eyes. So does it have more of your features than just the hair/eye color? If not, then you're probably good.
runner up babyyyy!