I remember I killed my daughter's frost spider. I think my game glitched Because while I was out adventuring I got attacked by a group of sellswords. So I read the contract... Why the Hell did my goddamn child send them?!
Damn what if your child was in kahoots with your spouse? Your spouse could have been committing adultery and she needed your child's help to tie any loose ends...
I downloaded a mod where my child can bring home any animal/monster. Long story short she brought home a Draugr Deathlord, and my son brought home a Frost Troll.
Players: "Man, these people unjustly arrested me!" *5 minutes later is breaking into homes, stealing things, murdering people who slightly irk them, and sacrificing their own friends to power up an evil sword* Empire: "The real problem regarding your arrest is that it didn't happen a lot sooner."
In oblivion I beat a woman to death because I wanted her robe and chucked her corpse over the bridge, safe to say whatever crime I committed beforehand should have kept me there till i died
Actually in the opening it’s said that you tried to cross the border a minor crime this explains why you weren’t on the death list you were meant to go to prison instead you were at the wrong place and time
I have never killed any of my characters' kid's pets or told them they couldn't keep them. I _have_ given them upgraded Wooden Swords that they were excited about ... and then they accidentally killed their _own_ pets while whacking at the combat dummy. I felt bad the first time that it happened, then got over it when I realized that the animal got to go straight to Sovngarde for dying a warrior's death, so it was all good. =)
Enchanted, smithed, dragon bone daggers. Only the best for my kids! Enchanted with absorb health and absorb stamina or fear, the most likely to keep them alive.
The first time I did "Mourning Never Comes" I didn't have a stealthy character. So I decided to assassinate Nilsine Shattershield by abusing the fact that you don't get bounties for killing people while you're transformed as a werewolf as long as no one sees you transform. I went into Hjerim because I had the key from "Blood On The Ice" and knew it was empty, transformed, then rushed out, and attacked Nilsine. I caught her in front of the family home and randomly did the werewolf kill cam where you pick someone up and crush their head between your hands. Then I ran off into the night. So basically, a werewolf burst out of her sister's old home (which was also the lair of the man who killed said sister), brutally murdered her, and left her mutilated corpse on her family's doorstep... so yeah. Didn't even realize how horrible what I'd done was until I was fleeing Windhelm. Simultaneously felt really terrible and laughed my ass off.
Not as bad as accidentally shooting Vittoria's soon to be husband in the face with an arrow at their wedding because your archery skill and aim sucks....
On my mage character, I carefully plotted his death with the express intention of adopting Sissel as a daughter/apprentice, and leaving her horrible bullying brat of a sister, Britte, in the orphanage. Just before he went into his house for the night, I dropped a Shock Rune trap onto his bed, then went stealthed/invisible in the corner of the room and watched him blast himself to kingdom come. Some time after that, I swung on by the orphanage and picked up Sissel, who seemed pretty happy to be an only child. No regrets here, I tell you.
I killed Lemkil, and because I had hearthfire, both girls ended up in honorhall orphanage. I adopted the sister that gets picked on by her sister and dad, then left the other at the orphanage
I have never been able to bring myself to kill Paarthunax in any play through for the sake of the other quest ending! How could anyone? (Also the one priest - Erandur, I always end up feeling sorry for him lol)
That happened to me with the bloodskal blade. Because of its range attack, I always hit a guard. First we killed the dragon, everything was ok, then they suddenly attacked me ._____.
Not thru Bethesda Net, illegal mod to them. They even pulled a mod on PS4 in which you’re just meant to protect the kids from other hostilities. They also frown on naked women in M rated games Sounds like PC is the way to go. If I got Skyrim on Steam, what is the best place for mods. I know about Nexus, any place else?
That's my first usual personal assassination. Sissel loves her new home with her new brothers and sisters. They all are equally spoiled with treats, daggers, homemade sweets.
I think you should have had the opportunity to turn Delphine and Esbern into the Thalmor at their embassy. That would have been a good alternative to complete the quest Paarthurnax
I just killed a dragon while it was in the sky And guess what it did It flew away, with it's dying breath just so that I couldn't loot it's body or claim it's soul Thanks Todd
Cicero didnt go crazy. He was trying to remove Astrid. Mind you Vazeera jumped in front saving Astrids life and receiving what wouldve and couldve been a fatal attack but wasnt. Cicero has control there, he just injuried Vazeera and Abjorn to the point they wont pursue him. He never killed them, never went on a blind murder binge, he had a target and he knew that with the blasphemous leader gone, the others would have to listen to the Listener
@@RobC2212 Kept him around too, we need someone who knows what their doing with the Night Mother and they're way around the guilds. He seems to have intensive knowledge of where every guild hall and safe house is
I’m 32 years old. The first evil thing triggered a memory of my mom telling me our cat Jellybeans being sent away to live on a farm. Jellybeans didn’t go to a farm, did she?
methionyl I don’t know if parents still do this but sometimes when an animal is put down the parents tell their kids they sent them to a ‘farm’ instead of having to explain death.
@@aidyplays1013 maybe where you are, but where I am in the UK, kids just get told the pet gets put down. If the animal gets hit by a car, then they might get told the pet 'ran away' instead, but that's it. Maybe because the area is actually pretty farm heavy? The only (local) person I know who got lied to about that was told her canary got a job delivering letters to Hogwarts. Hardly sent to a farm.
Cello Seras yeah, they don’t. They actually play tag with other kids in the city if you’re in Whiterun and they collect things from within the city and I always give my kids 1000 gold when they ask for an allowance.
@@gold3npimp since when they ask for allowance ? In the newer version of Skyrim that got realesed some years ago ? My kids never ask me for that and never brought home a single pet since k begun to play in 2014
When my kid had a pet I let him keep it. Then I gave him a dagger and when he was practicing on the dummy his pet walked in the way and got killed... I never had laughed so hard at this game before.
1: You don't actually have to kill ME. Most people consider it evil to NOT kill me. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying.. Of course you don't..
Fun fact: if you kill Cicero, his body wont disappear and the spell dead thrall can be used on him. But instead of groaning like a normal zombie, he still talks
What do you people not understand. "Crime" is about breaking law. All around Skyrim killing Dragons are legal. morality=/=law=/=ethics: Ethics - philosophical thoughts about what's good and what's bad Morality - rules about good and bad in certain group Law - codified rules about how to do and how to don't do things. And yes, breaking law is generally MOS OF TIME immoral and often it may be ethical. For example Christian saving Jew in country occupied by Nazis breaks law, but what he does IS ethical (and moral in his group to be fair). Christian performing abortion in case of pregnancy being dangerous to pregnant woman, in country where abortion is illegal breaks law, breaks Christian moral code, but ethically it's questionable (with 3 options: unethical, ethical and actually not being about ethic as in both scenarios you would cause death and ethics is only about good-bad, not equals). Killing Paarthurnax isn't crime, is questionable about ethic and problematic about morality as Dragonborn is member of 2 factions with different rules about it (still it CAN be judged on morality lvl as for Blades killing Dargons is always 100% moral and for Greybeards killing this particular Dragon is unquestionable immoral so choices aren't equal).
My father went into his house in Whiterun during the civil war attack. Killed the rat of the kid BEFORE he could ask. After the attack the kid asked if he could keep THE NOW DEAD RAT. The dead rat follows the kid no moving houses can fix this. The rat's corpse will spawn in somewhere the house and when the kid moves to a different area it will teleport.
What actually happened is a mudcrab spawned in your house. And now your kid wont talk to you ever since you killed his kickass dragon pet. I wouldn't talk to you either.
Thieves Guild game me a quest to pickpocket Hroar in the orphanage. In addition to its primal nonsense Hroar as a kid is literally immune to pickpocketing
Had something I didn't intend. There's a glitch in the game that causes anyone currently speaking to the DB through random dialogue to be transported with you if you enter a building or fast travel. Can't tell you how many uninvited guests I've had just trying to enter Breezehome. Well, one day I was in Solitude and apparently one of the shop owners was roaming the streets at the time and stopped to have a chat, RIGHT as I fast traveled to a cave several miles away. A pack of wolves leapt out at me but I ignored them and ran inside. After clearing the cave, I emerge and find the dead body of the shop owner from Solitude. That was the most confusing thing I'd ever had happen. I apparently decided to bring this woman along with me, then left her to be killed by wolves. Used console commands to bring her back though.
I had a hilarious glitch chain at one point. That Breezehome thing happened... with Nazeem. I fully intended on murdering him in the privacy of my own home, but he suddenly went into T-pose and floated at running speed across the floor and up the edge of the stairs to the second floor. As soon as he reached the top, he went into full-body ragdoll physics spasm and was stuck there. Even after I exited the house and came back, he was still there, so I used Unrelenting Force to knock him loose, and he went rocketing off through the front wall. I went outside to look for him, but I couldn't find him anywhere. Then, quite some time later, I ran into him walking up the road into Whiterun. I like to imagine that he was hurled to the far side of Skyrim and had been forced to walk the whole way back.
My cousin managed to trap himself in his own house with a very angry blood dragon once. Every time he reloaded the save, he was in the house and immeadiately got munched by the dragon, so he had to restart the entire game from the beginning! I thought it was hillarious!!
I had something similar happen on PS3, I fast traveled right after talking to Parthonax, but as he was still speaking, causing the npcs of the town to attack him as a dragon threat, and kill Parthonax, thus causing the Greybeards to become permanently hostile towards me
@Joseph Bleifus Probably. I am an adventurer who is away from home 90% of the time and I dont get married, though. Not really something for me to try to handle myself.
@@dominicjeffrey9477 See, I was trying to make the most evil decisions I could, and so I orphaned every child possible (since some of their parents are labeled essential) and decided to adopt the worst one out of the bunch *cough* b r a i t h *cough* and then she went through quite a few mothers. Originally it was camilla when we lived in Riften, she said Braith would become a thief bc of the influence of the city. I told myself "yo, i'm the leader of the thieves guild, theres nothing wrong with that" So she mysteriously disappeared >.> *i had faendalf as my follower when i killed her* Mom #2 was Ysolda. She got the wabbajack punishment when she started asking too many questions Mom #3 Muiri. At this time we were living in Markarth and uh... so she was saying how the one dude was gonna let her play with his dogs. She wanted a dog of course. Well, I'm going to wait for him to come into the city, attack him so he follows me into my house, "where my daughter will be of course" proceed to killing him and then eating his corpse in front of Braith Then I get sent to prison, and do my time Yay! Daddy's back! Gonna move to solitude. Oh no! Muiri mysteriously went into a frenzy rampage and kills people? (reverse pickpocketing frenzy poison) The guards will take care of her. Then I will finally give braithe a proper mother (Mom #4) that I wont kill... *Taarie* (what I didnt say she was going to be a NICE mom)
I HONESTLY just wanted to see how many terrible routes I could do. I honestly feel bad for my daughter but uh.... My dark elf apparently oesnt! ^^' That poor child >.>
One of my twisted deeds was this: In the quest for Azura's Star I went on with the Black Star and came back for Aranea the priestess at the shrine, I proceeded to drain her soul into the Black Star and then raised her from the dead as a permanent thrall afterwards I enchanted a sword with her soul from the Black Star and equiped her with it.
I trapped the priestess in the Star just to screw with her and enchanted my sword to soul trap with it. Not only was her artifact desecrated and she forced to be in it, but now she is forced to trap others within the desecrated artifact... and refuel with their souls as well.
Last time i met hakar, he tried to kill me in an inn. I have a level 100+ character who happens to be a Vampire lord (boosted by better Vampires and sacrosanct). So he's not a total coward. A bit suicidal maybe
I've _tried_ playing a vampire, but dammit... they're just so bloody slow. Gotta' get my wolf on! Love that Lydia doesn't have a problem with me eating the dead when I do that. She's so understanding of my particular condition. She's a nice kid. =)
@@jamesanthony8438 wait are you saying Lydia wont attack you when you turn into a werewolf? the only people(npc's) that i know of that wont do that are the companions circle of werewolves.
Our last playthrough recently had the dragonborn turn into a werewolf in the companion's building after the leader got killed because we were going to eat the silverhands, and the companions all turned against us. Had to load the previous save and try again. Lydia on the other hand, doesn't have a problem with it.@@austenmullennix6378
I always thought it was messed up how after the dark brother hood events you can keep 75% of the gold and just go spend the gold on whatever. Those poor npcs went through all that so I could buy and upgrade lake view manor
Honestly, what's even more messed up is the reward for the mission. 20k gold for killing the emperor is hella low all things considered. You can make that much money just buy plucking some flowers, fish and insects and mixing them together for potions. It's not even enough to buy a house in solitude.
@@blindtreeman8052 Money is nothing in this game anyways. You can turn iron into gold. You are the global economic crisis incarnate. The true reward for killing the emperor is the emperor is knowing you just did the Thalmor's jobs for them.
@@nigerianprinceajani I'm personally a bigger fan of the alchemy merchant punch in face shop reset exploit when it comes to destroying skyrim's economy. I guess if you want to go for a more "honest" way to destabilize the local economy, jewelry is probably the best option
I killed a kids parents adopted him killed his pet gave him 1 gold and teased him with a fake gift and played tag with him but fast travelled away probably still looking for me I also killed a chicken
Didn't realize Hakar was a unique encounter because, when he showed up for me, Hakar was not being chased by vampires, he was all alone just walking about and got murdered by my bored vampire PC. I guess that means I was the vampire trying to kill him in the encounter?
While I was trying to save Malborn, the Thalmor agents, instead of attacking me, immediately turned on Malborn. I was fueled by this to see through the main quest to make sure he didn't die in vain.
Whiterun Guard: "No lollygagging." Me: "I'm not!" Whiterun Guard: "Hands to yourself sneak thief." Me: "I'll put my hands on your throat if you accuse me of one more thing!" Nazeem: " Do you get to the cloud district very ofte..." Me: " FUS RO DAH!"
I got that letter to attack his kids once. Instead of beating up the kids I brutally murdered Lemkil soul trapped him using Azura's Star and enchanted a necklace with the most useless enchantments I could think of. I then adopted both of the kids and gave the necklace to one of the kids. Will teach him to ask the Dragonborn to hurt children. I usually do the same sort of thing to Grelod the Kind so what can I say I hate child abusers.
"M'aiq's father was Qia'm, from a long line of Qia'ms. But M'aiq does not believe this. His father was a known liar." - ESO There is a joke here if you look closely, note name :D
Runa has had one for a week (irl) and it never once occurred to me that was what had been making that god awful noise. I just came home to Runa and Sofie arguing and the fox is gone lmao
It made me jump once cause it sounded like a wolf I did a 360, walked through a door, couldnt walk through it, then looked down, it was just a little fox that runa took home...
Malborn was glitched without cuffs and then he started killing me, so I killed him because I thought he was a traitor, now I feel bad because it's a glitch
1:46 "If you wanna be a bit evil already..." Me: Haha way ahead of you dude! Me: *downloads kill children mod* Me: *pulls out daedric battle axe* Me: ...oh... you... you meant put the dog outside.
Evilest thing I can think is to soul trap a kid and enchant anything with it then give it to their parents. Or adopt, repeat process and give to spouse? Never tried it cause I'm not that evil, but it's an idea.
No matter what I do, Malborn ALWAYS dies. In my most recent playthrough, I managed to get him out but a surprise Dawnguard attack resulted in his death
I escorted him like 40 minutes, he went all the way down to the Windhelm. He went east of the map. When he is on the edge of the map he just disappeared. So i think it means i saved him
The first time I played skyrim I never knew that kids could adopt pets so when I came home to my child with a pet mudcrab I legit nearly shot the thing with an arrow. Right as I was getting an arrow ready my child interrupted me with the dialogue asking to keep it. Right when the dialogue started the arrow was set loose. Thankfully it wasn't fully drawn so it came up just short of the mudcrab.
I did the same thing my child had a skeeve lucky i missed It when I shot at it keep em than bandits attacked my home stead the skeever which my child named rocky dieyed protecting em latter I found out he went to sovengard.
when overloaded I walk around whirlwind-boosting and with a drawn bow cuz it's faster than normal walking. then a f****** guard approached just when a peasant traipsed in front of me... I wished I was aiming at that guards _other_ knee.
My level 81 (I didn't know glitches at the time so I had been playing VERY long time) Child: I want money. Me: Here, have 10,000 gold. Child: ... YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
He then moved by his own and now lives in some manor he bought with the money, far away from your house, and uses the rest of the cash to buy premium mudcrab cocain.
After obtaining the ebony blade, you could become blood kin with the ork tribes. After that kill them to power it up all the way, but don't stop there keep going until you've committed genocide
Lemkil: attack my kids Me a kind hearted knight with a bad temper: *gives a smile before running ebony broadsword through his stomach* worry not, you won't have to see your children ever again
In my playthroughs I usially kill Lemkill, adopt the nice daughter Sissel because she deserves something good happening in her life for once, and leave the bad daughter to rot in the orphanage.
Ok but I went home at lake view manor and there was a skeever. Thought “weird, it isn’t attacking me.” and I killed it. Blaise comes into the house, runs up to me and goes “ PA! LOOK AT MY NEW PET!” i still feel bad :/
For me, Malborn died in the end cave by the yeti. I wasn't strong enough to kill it very fast or get its attention and it murdered Malborn in 2 hits. I felt terrible lol.
I literally reloaded to before I entered the embassy to get strong enough for him to live. He ends up in the thieves guild if he lives, along with the prisoner if you free him.
Killed a bandit in Rorikstead, got a letter from Lemkil asking me to beat up his own children, decided that NOT turning his children into orphans would probably put their lives in danger eventually, killed Lemkil, resurrected his corpse, then killed him again, distentergrating him. No equivelent of Protective Services seems to exist, so that was really the only option.
Dustwarewolf 55 I once soul trapped him with black soul gem. Used the conjeration spell to Resurrect him permanently to carry my crap. And used his soul to enchanted a ring and put it on a manikin in my war room. So in the end I stole his soul and turned his body into a slave. Very satisfactory feeling
I recently saw a reddit post where a guy was doing a legion playthru on FNV and he was able to cook and eat Boone for the quest at the Ultra Luxe. Pretty evil, right? Ave. True to Caesar.
@@nikolaseschholz most people side with the NCR since they are basically the good guys, or they try to be. Boone is a campanion that was an NCR sharpshooter on the First Recon battalion eventually he settled down and long story short his wife got sold into slavery by someone in the town that he lived in. He set off to try and find her and by the time he had tracked them down, he decided that there was no way that he could save his wife...so he killed her. You meet Boone after he does that and if you track down the person (or just a person) in his town, Novac, who betrayed his wife he agrees to travel with you. So the OP (orinigal poster) managed to trick Boone into following him to a quest where there's an option to have your current companion killed, cooked and fed to a bunch of cannibal snobs. Since OP was siding with The Legion and Boone is an NCR supporter, he did this. Edit: you really should play the game if you can stand the bugs and crashes. It's by far my favorite game ever
Ya, for some reason it skipped his dialog so he couldn't beg me not to kill him so he immidiately began attacking me so I assumed that there was no way to spare him, oops
@@theduckyninja1086 same problem, i just thought it would be impossible to save him. I even tried bend will, and calming to get him back to reason, but no. :/
Remember the Lighthouse quest, crashing the ship? I killed the sister when she attacked, used Undead Thrall on her, then paralyzed her brother while she killed him. Not so much evil as viciously vengeful, but still.
Adopted Hroar because I thought he was adorable (also first child I adopted ever). Come home to Lakeview Manor, a skeever is literally ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE. Hroar asks if we could keep it. I was so shocked that I just burst out laughing. My first Skyrim family consisted of me, Aela as my wife, Hroar our adopted son, and the skeever, which I began calling "Richard" for no particular reason. Fond memories of my first ever character.
I think that the Umbra sword has a very dark concept. To make it more powerful you have to earn the confidence of people, become friends and all, and then you kill them with it :|
My problem with evil choices is they don't feel like I'm getting away with stuff or a mastermind, it's more like I'm being forced to things I don't like. I wish evil choices were more selfish and fun.
True, Bethesda has a habit of having "Evil" choices for the sake of being "Evil Muhahaha" and not for logical reasons. Still though, it's fun to have the opportunity to RP as a psychopath.
Thats the reason why Bethesda need to learn with other developers especially cd projekt, How to make a good narrative system with choices that really have impact on the world of the game .
fleacythesheepgirl you just need to get creative. If you have 100 conjugation and a black soul gem. You can go around stealing souls and enslaving their bodies to fight for you permanently. Personally I have a set of armor enchanted with innocent enslaved souls. With each peace of armor named after the persons soul.
5:51 In my playthrough Malborn got killed along with the dude from Thieves Guild the Thalmor trapped. I saved him a few minutes ago, before Frost Troll *destroyed* them. I saw a chance, used the Unrelenting Force and ran for my life. *R.I.P. Malborn, the guy who I forgot to give my heavy armor so I had to use Thalmor one, 2021-2021*
No. Shooting a guard in the knee. They already got hit, and now some random guy is attacking not only an innocent guard, but is hitting an old wound INTENTIONALLY. THAT is the greatest sin in Nord history.
Enchant a sword with fear and soul trap. Then you can play as the Grim Reaper, as people run for their lives away from you while you mercilessly chase them to capture their souls.
im planning on getting skyrim special edition for my pc soon,downloading sacrosanct and using that awesome blood spike spell on nazeem as soon as he says his line about going to the cloud district. and ill do it in the middle of town so everyone knows not to speak to my character like that. well that spell or the walking bomb spell, cast it on someone and let them walk away then they go boom, cause a panic for the fun of it.
Ive always wished they had a set up similar to fable where you can actually progress in a positive or negative way, which then effects your character and game the more you progress in either direction
I remember I killed my daughter's frost spider.
I think my game glitched
Because while I was out adventuring I got attacked by a group of sellswords. So I read the contract...
Why the Hell did my goddamn child send them?!
that mofo killed fluffy welp time to hire mercenaries with all my piggy bank savings to kill my parent
it was funny when my boi brought a mudcrab and it was digging himself on the wooden floor
Damn what if your child was in kahoots with your spouse? Your spouse could have been committing adultery and she needed your child's help to tie any loose ends...
At this point, when you go home you best drop Sofie right back in WindHelm. Or even at honorhall orphanage (pre-dark brotherhood
Ramses Lopez time to use the hundreds of coins my parent gave so I can kill them
I downloaded a mod where my child can bring home any animal/monster. Long story short she brought home a Draugr Deathlord, and my son brought home a Frost Troll.
Patrick Roy Did you keep them?
Yes, and now whenever bandits invade my house the bandits get destroyed.
Pets draugr deathlord
*WHO'S A GOOD BOY? YOU ARE A GOOD BOY!*
@@nuke1863 😂😂
I Got a Dragon, Idk If Its a bug or somenthing but i Love It
Bethesda: We didn't include Balgruuf being killed by his child because it was too brutal.
Also Bethesda: *burn children to get gold*
Also Also bethesda: *Y o u C a n n o t K i l l T h e L i t t l e S h * t s !*
Balgruuf is too good to be killed
@@helo9316 that's what you think
Balgruf killed by his child ? Wow I don't remember this one
@@irokosalei5133 yup, initally he was supossed to die on "Whispering Door" mission because his kids fell into Mephala inlfuence
Skyrim is a game where you start out wondering why you're a prisoner *then learning*
Players: "Man, these people unjustly arrested me!"
*5 minutes later is breaking into homes, stealing things, murdering people who slightly irk them, and sacrificing their own friends to power up an evil sword*
Empire: "The real problem regarding your arrest is that it didn't happen a lot sooner."
what can i say, if you're gonna do the time you may as well do the crime
In oblivion I beat a woman to death because I wanted her robe and chucked her corpse over the bridge, safe to say whatever crime I committed beforehand should have kept me there till i died
I was framed!
Actually in the opening it’s said that you tried to cross the border a minor crime this explains why you weren’t on the death list you were meant to go to prison instead you were at the wrong place and time
I gave the man the golden claw, heard how happy he was about it, then broke into his shop at night and stole everything
Les Ken 0_0
he was still happy tho
Your...monster
@@whiterunguard4144 wait... I know you!
I literally did the same thing
When i killed Paarthunax i felt like an asshole...
So i made with his bones an axe, and named it in his honor Paarthunaxe!
Bruh
That is an excellent homage.
smart
Dude that is the most badass thing Ive ever knew.
What happens when you kill Paarthunax? Do you not learn his shouts or even fight Alduin?
I have never killed any of my characters' kid's pets or told them they couldn't keep them.
I _have_ given them upgraded Wooden Swords that they were excited about ... and then they accidentally killed their _own_ pets while whacking at the combat dummy.
I felt bad the first time that it happened, then got over it when I realized that the animal got to go straight to Sovngarde for dying a warrior's death, so it was all good. =)
Well, they have to eat something up there.
@@m.dwaynesteckley4832 Omg thats so evil
Enchanted, smithed, dragon bone daggers. Only the best for my kids! Enchanted with absorb health and absorb stamina or fear, the most likely to keep them alive.
@@genobreaker1054 children are essential, they can't die
James Anthony, did the animal really go to Sovngarde? I mean, did you see it there?
The first time I did "Mourning Never Comes" I didn't have a stealthy character. So I decided to assassinate Nilsine Shattershield by abusing the fact that you don't get bounties for killing people while you're transformed as a werewolf as long as no one sees you transform. I went into Hjerim because I had the key from "Blood On The Ice" and knew it was empty, transformed, then rushed out, and attacked Nilsine. I caught her in front of the family home and randomly did the werewolf kill cam where you pick someone up and crush their head between your hands. Then I ran off into the night.
So basically, a werewolf burst out of her sister's old home (which was also the lair of the man who killed said sister), brutally murdered her, and left her mutilated corpse on her family's doorstep... so yeah.
Didn't even realize how horrible what I'd done was until I was fleeing Windhelm. Simultaneously felt really terrible and laughed my ass off.
Plus her mother kills herself after losing both of her daughters, truly a despicable act.
Miggs-露水- Language nerd Whatever, she was a bitch anyways
@@miggs8075 I sneaked into the house and killed the father too.
To finish what I've started and deliver him from his sorrow
Not as bad as accidentally shooting Vittoria's soon to be husband in the face with an arrow at their wedding because your archery skill and aim sucks....
@@zer0deaths862 you just deliver him
He will not see his wife butchered
I killed Lemkil in my play through, and his daughter Sissel sent me a letter thanking me for killing him with some gold included.
😧😦😮
On my mage character, I carefully plotted his death with the express intention of adopting Sissel as a daughter/apprentice, and leaving her horrible bullying brat of a sister, Britte, in the orphanage. Just before he went into his house for the night, I dropped a Shock Rune trap onto his bed, then went stealthed/invisible in the corner of the room and watched him blast himself to kingdom come. Some time after that, I swung on by the orphanage and picked up Sissel, who seemed pretty happy to be an only child. No regrets here, I tell you.
I killed Lemkil, and because I had hearthfire, both girls ended up in honorhall orphanage. I adopted the sister that gets picked on by her sister and dad, then left the other at the orphanage
Hell yeah
this is quite helpful, i was hoping i could adopt one or both of the girls so thanks y’all 😂
Killing Naze-
Oh I'm sorry I misspoke...
Killing Paarthunax is very evil.
Your name fits you
I also think you meant not killing nazeem is evil as well
Totally agree. I mean… WHO WOULD WANT TO KILL MARIO!?
I've never killed him! So I've never played the blades quest line. But I may make a bad character soon to try it out.
I have never been able to bring myself to kill Paarthunax in any play through for the sake of the other quest ending! How could anyone?
(Also the one priest - Erandur, I always end up feeling sorry for him lol)
Once I was fighting a dragon in riverside. Accidentally hit a guard. And then suddenly I was a bigger threat to them than a damn dragon
dragon: **attacks village**
guard: *zzzzz*
me: **hit chicken**
guard: *YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT*
ALWAYS happen to me. One of the bad parts of being destruction focused, you just DESTROY everything in your path
This happened to be before I became so damn confused
That happened to me with the bloodskal blade. Because of its range attack, I always hit a guard. First we killed the dragon, everything was ok, then they suddenly attacked me ._____.
Same thing happened to me. But hey you disrespect the law, you disrespect them
Once I had an assassin attack me, and he had a note from Alvor that was the contract on me, so I killed him and adopted his kid.
It is even funnier if I imagine your profile picture did this
@@zegerman5793 you made me shit myself from laughter
Should have married his wife
I realized way after I adopted my children that I had infact been the one to orphan them in the first place...
just be careful cuz that kid, Dorthe...she’s able to send thugs after you - she’s just like her father!
With mods, even children can't escape the wrath of the dragonborn.
@@scarkanvolkhanir2982 his comments are lazy and unoriginal. Literally all his comments on Nate's videos have NOTHING to do with the video itself.
YOU WERE JUST AT DEMOLITION RANCH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Not thru Bethesda Net, illegal mod to them. They even pulled a mod on PS4 in which you’re just meant to protect the kids from other hostilities. They also frown on naked women in M rated games
Sounds like PC is the way to go. If I got Skyrim on Steam, what is the best place for mods. I know about Nexus, any place else?
You're the most unoriginal original person
@@nazeem8086 this one does :/
Fun Fact: Lemkil is actually an anagram for “Kill me”. Bethesda seems to not like him either.
Lik Mel
Lick Melman from Madagascar
Do you think Bethesda will send you some gold and a thank you note if you kill Lemkil?
Kill him and adopt Sissel. I do.
@@genobreaker1054 I did in most of my games.
That's my first usual personal assassination. Sissel loves her new home with her new brothers and sisters. They all are equally spoiled with treats, daggers, homemade sweets.
I think you should have had the opportunity to turn Delphine and Esbern into the Thalmor at their embassy. That would have been a good alternative to complete the quest Paarthurnax
Why would you turn Esbern in but Delphine I get
Because he's a dumbass for following her moronic reasoning
@@DigitalPhoenix.he’s just as bad as her
@@ethandonovan8368 he isn’t, he has flaws but he is a lot nicer
I just killed a dragon while it was in the sky
And guess what it did
It flew away, with it's dying breath just so that I couldn't loot it's body or claim it's soul
Thanks Todd
I laugh whenever that happens to me actually, it's like the dragon's saying: "F*ck this sh*t, I'm out."
One time I used dragonrend one a dragon, he flew away too, gave no fucks at all :(
@@nikolaseschholz Sometimes they are bugged and are looking for the nearest place to land, but that is not "near" at all
This happens a lot in busy areas where a dragon has no place to land
@@astuteanansi4935 I know but he literally flew off my screen
I always wished you could recruit Nazeem as a follower, so you could take him the the Boethiah shrine during Boethiah's Calling...
@@marlonphillips I didn't think of this! Time to go make a "sacrifice"! Hahahaha
The cloud district Nazeem or The dark brotherhood nazeem
@@manta-ray1980 cloud district, that snooty bugger!
@@RPinch yeah I figured. Dark Brotherhood Nazeem is a good character
*_They had us in the first half, not gonna lie_*
Cicero didnt go crazy. He was trying to remove Astrid. Mind you Vazeera jumped in front saving Astrids life and receiving what wouldve and couldve been a fatal attack but wasnt. Cicero has control there, he just injuried Vazeera and Abjorn to the point they wont pursue him. He never killed them, never went on a blind murder binge, he had a target and he knew that with the blasphemous leader gone, the others would have to listen to the Listener
And any devout member of the Brotherhood would leave Cicero alone if that is the Dread Father's wish. I always do.
@@RobC2212 Kept him around too, we need someone who knows what their doing with the Night Mother and they're way around the guilds. He seems to have intensive knowledge of where every guild hall and safe house is
Lmaoooo when you answered the door with "SILENCE MY BROTHER" you took it seriously 😂❤️
Bro you are such a good guy. You have my utmost respect.
Damn I killed him at the dawnstar sanctuary first chance I had cause he was annoying 😂
I’m 32 years old. The first evil thing triggered a memory of my mom telling me our cat Jellybeans being sent away to live on a farm.
Jellybeans didn’t go to a farm, did she?
why would they send jellybeans to live on a farm
methionyl I don’t know if parents still do this but sometimes when an animal is put down the parents tell their kids they sent them to a ‘farm’ instead of having to explain death.
@@rdunn86 nah, not really these days but it's now commonly refered as "put to sleep" or "put down"
@@thenoob6746 They still do it quite often in the UK.
@@aidyplays1013 maybe where you are, but where I am in the UK, kids just get told the pet gets put down. If the animal gets hit by a car, then they might get told the pet 'ran away' instead, but that's it. Maybe because the area is actually pretty farm heavy?
The only (local) person I know who got lied to about that was told her canary got a job delivering letters to Hogwarts. Hardly sent to a farm.
"You see, adopted kids don't just stand around and stare at walls all day"
Wait, they don't?
Cello Seras yeah, they don’t. They actually play tag with other kids in the city if you’re in Whiterun and they collect things from within the city and I always give my kids 1000 gold when they ask for an allowance.
@@gold3npimp since when they ask for allowance ? In the newer version of Skyrim that got realesed some years ago ? My kids never ask me for that and never brought home a single pet since k begun to play in 2014
@@aileenaiko2757 where is your House?
@@axelmuller7946 heljmarch
@@aileenaiko2757 is this the one north of Whiterun?
When my kid had a pet I let him keep it. Then I gave him a dagger and when he was practicing on the dummy his pet walked in the way and got killed... I never had laughed so hard at this game before.
Is it possible? :(
Yes. Happened to me as well. RIP Fox
I gave him a fucking Arsenal of daggers they have like 5steel daggers an ebony glass elven and iron daggers 🗡
Did they blame you?
@@thestoner8382 In my case yes.
1: You don't actually have to kill ME. Most people consider it evil to NOT kill me.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying.. Of course you don't..
I GET IT, YOU GO TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT!!!!
You talk a lot for a sod that sleeps in the drunken huntsman
Bruh you saw me walk there like last week
Yeah but who's the thane again?
Nazeem can literally jump of Dragonsreach and end up like that one soldier that dragon got.
Fun fact: if you kill Cicero, his body wont disappear and the spell dead thrall can be used on him. But instead of groaning like a normal zombie, he still talks
Idiot every dead starts talking after a few days. They will be like like half follower
I collected every skull i could find and dropped them off in my daughter's room and fus roh dah to turn it into a snowglobe.
That legit sounds AMAZING
I don't want to like your comment, otherwise i'll ruin the "69" likes you got, [Insert Liked button here]
Lmao fus roh dah
You have to use the cyclone shout then they actually swirl for a couple seconds
FUS!
Dragonborn: Do your homework child!
Kid: No...
Dragonborn: Ok... Ok... Where is your rabbit?
Kid: In bedroom but why you...
Dragonborn: FUS...
I think Yol Tor Shul shuits it more
@@zhanbolatmurzashov4001 Nah. Burns your house down. Gotta go with Krii Lun Aus (The Marked For Death shout)
@@slavthesage5661 I just said the n word without the n word pass and the rabbit died
@@idc.magna.7169 oof
@@idc.magna.7169 Is the N Word a Shout?
One of the worst crimes ever committed by some people:
*Killing paathurnax*
Stragger the lupin ragi I got a mod that basically allows me to tell delphine to sit the fuck down and obey coz I’m the DB
@@ellisbarnett0292 you have my respect and anyone who made that...
What do you people not understand. "Crime" is about breaking law. All around Skyrim killing Dragons are legal. morality=/=law=/=ethics:
Ethics - philosophical thoughts about what's good and what's bad
Morality - rules about good and bad in certain group
Law - codified rules about how to do and how to don't do things.
And yes, breaking law is generally MOS OF TIME immoral and often it may be ethical. For example Christian saving Jew in country occupied by Nazis breaks law, but what he does IS ethical (and moral in his group to be fair). Christian performing abortion in case of pregnancy being dangerous to pregnant woman, in country where abortion is illegal breaks law, breaks Christian moral code, but ethically it's questionable (with 3 options: unethical, ethical and actually not being about ethic as in both scenarios you would cause death and ethics is only about good-bad, not equals).
Killing Paarthurnax isn't crime, is questionable about ethic and problematic about morality as Dragonborn is member of 2 factions with different rules about it (still it CAN be judged on morality lvl as for Blades killing Dargons is always 100% moral and for Greybeards killing this particular Dragon is unquestionable immoral so choices aren't equal).
@@Petaurista13 dude calm down I meant it's a crime in the fandom not in the actual game ok? So chill...
What type of sick fuck actually kills one of the only characters that actually helps you just to make the useless ass blades happy
My father went into his house in Whiterun during the civil war attack. Killed the rat of the kid BEFORE he could ask.
After the attack the kid asked if he could keep THE NOW DEAD RAT.
The dead rat follows the kid no moving houses can fix this. The rat's corpse will spawn in somewhere the house and when the kid moves to a different area it will teleport.
You got yourself a demonic possession I reckon. Might wanna send for a priest
This is hilarious
Why would you want to fix that XD
if you're a vampire lord you can actually bring that thing back to life until it turns into ashes and then he wont be there anymore
He is haunted by his sins
Once a dragon spawned in my house and killed my sons pet mudcrab, he never spoke to me for the rest of the game
You have to have a house to have kids.
I do not.
@@tspooner01 im assuming console commands
What actually happened is a mudcrab spawned in your house. And now your kid wont talk to you ever since you killed his kickass dragon pet.
I wouldn't talk to you either.
Of course the mudcrab never spoke with you, he is dead
I'm confused...who didn't speak to you? The mudcrab...the dragon...the kid? :P
Bethesda: let's make children immortal to avoid controversy.
ALSO BETHESDA: LET'S MAKE A QUEST IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO FIST FIGHT A CHILDREN.
francisco chiquillo *A CHILDREN*
its a good joke but im afraid it will probably causes a lot of misunderstanding
Thieves Guild game me a quest to pickpocket Hroar in the orphanage. In addition to its primal nonsense Hroar as a kid is literally immune to pickpocketing
Randomized interactions sometimes get weird
Sadly, just another day for Sissel. Lemkil, Britte, wandering adventurers... that's a paddlin'.
Had something I didn't intend. There's a glitch in the game that causes anyone currently speaking to the DB through random dialogue to be transported with you if you enter a building or fast travel. Can't tell you how many uninvited guests I've had just trying to enter Breezehome. Well, one day I was in Solitude and apparently one of the shop owners was roaming the streets at the time and stopped to have a chat, RIGHT as I fast traveled to a cave several miles away. A pack of wolves leapt out at me but I ignored them and ran inside. After clearing the cave, I emerge and find the dead body of the shop owner from Solitude. That was the most confusing thing I'd ever had happen. I apparently decided to bring this woman along with me, then left her to be killed by wolves.
Used console commands to bring her back though.
I had a hilarious glitch chain at one point. That Breezehome thing happened... with Nazeem. I fully intended on murdering him in the privacy of my own home, but he suddenly went into T-pose and floated at running speed across the floor and up the edge of the stairs to the second floor. As soon as he reached the top, he went into full-body ragdoll physics spasm and was stuck there. Even after I exited the house and came back, he was still there, so I used Unrelenting Force to knock him loose, and he went rocketing off through the front wall. I went outside to look for him, but I couldn't find him anywhere. Then, quite some time later, I ran into him walking up the road into Whiterun. I like to imagine that he was hurled to the far side of Skyrim and had been forced to walk the whole way back.
My cousin managed to trap himself in his own house with a very angry blood dragon once. Every time he reloaded the save, he was in the house and immeadiately got munched by the dragon, so he had to restart the entire game from the beginning! I thought it was hillarious!!
I had something similar happen on PS3, I fast traveled right after talking to Parthonax, but as he was still speaking, causing the npcs of the town to attack him as a dragon threat, and kill Parthonax, thus causing the Greybeards to become permanently hostile towards me
I usually adopt one of lemkil's daughters.
...by killing him stealthily of course.
*why not both?*
Lee Lambert because the other one is just as bad as the father.
@Joseph Bleifus Probably. I am an adventurer who is away from home 90% of the time and I dont get married, though. Not really something for me to try to handle myself.
Me at the start of a game "Why am I on death row?"
Me when I escape Helgen:
i once used a wabbajack on my spounse to turn them into a sweetroll and the proceeded to feed it to my child
Dude... That's fucking... Awesome! I wanna do that
Nom nom dad this sweetroll tastes funny
Me: yes, added some special ingredients
Where's mom
Me: uh
@@dominicjeffrey9477 See, I was trying to make the most evil decisions I could, and so I orphaned every child possible (since some of their parents are labeled essential) and decided to adopt the worst one out of the bunch *cough* b r a i t h *cough* and then she went through quite a few mothers. Originally it was camilla when we lived in Riften, she said Braith would become a thief bc of the influence of the city. I told myself "yo, i'm the leader of the thieves guild, theres nothing wrong with that"
So she mysteriously disappeared >.>
*i had faendalf as my follower when i killed her*
Mom #2 was Ysolda. She got the wabbajack punishment when she started asking too many questions
Mom #3 Muiri. At this time we were living in Markarth and uh... so she was saying how the one dude was gonna let her play with his dogs. She wanted a dog of course. Well, I'm going to wait for him to come into the city, attack him so he follows me into my house, "where my daughter will be of course" proceed to killing him and then eating his corpse in front of Braith
Then I get sent to prison, and do my time
Yay! Daddy's back! Gonna move to solitude. Oh no! Muiri mysteriously went into a frenzy rampage and kills people? (reverse pickpocketing frenzy poison) The guards will take care of her. Then I will finally give braithe a proper mother (Mom #4) that I wont kill...
*Taarie*
(what I didnt say she was going to be a NICE mom)
I HONESTLY just wanted to see how many terrible routes I could do. I honestly feel bad for my daughter but uh.... My dark elf apparently oesnt! ^^'
That poor child >.>
Jaelynn Johnson lmao I did the same thing
“Number 1: Killing Paarthunax”
Don't say it you're making me regret what I did! (T - T)
What about Nazeem?
You took my idea
@@lekhapratap1652 It's not evil to kill him. You are actually doing Whiterun a favor.
Edd Forrest Dragons can’t reproduce, their immortal being created by akatosh.
One of my twisted deeds was this: In the quest for Azura's Star I went on with the Black Star and came back for Aranea the priestess at the shrine, I proceeded to drain her soul into the Black Star and then raised her from the dead as a permanent thrall afterwards I enchanted a sword with her soul from the Black Star and equiped her with it.
Wtf
Duuude, you're rly terrible person
This guy is evil incarnate
I trapped the priestess in the Star just to screw with her and enchanted my sword to soul trap with it. Not only was her artifact desecrated and she forced to be in it, but now she is forced to trap others within the desecrated artifact... and refuel with their souls as well.
aranea was the first soul i captured with it too haha
Last time i met hakar, he tried to kill me in an inn. I have a level 100+ character who happens to be a Vampire lord (boosted by better Vampires and sacrosanct). So he's not a total coward. A bit suicidal maybe
I've _tried_ playing a vampire, but dammit... they're just so bloody slow.
Gotta' get my wolf on!
Love that Lydia doesn't have a problem with me eating the dead when I do that. She's so understanding of my particular condition. She's a nice kid. =)
@@jamesanthony8438 wait are you saying Lydia wont attack you when you turn into a werewolf? the only people(npc's) that i know of that wont do that are the companions circle of werewolves.
I thought sacrosanct and better vampires do not work together
Our last playthrough recently had the dragonborn turn into a werewolf in the companion's building after the leader got killed because we were going to eat the silverhands, and the companions all turned against us. Had to load the previous save and try again. Lydia on the other hand, doesn't have a problem with it.@@austenmullennix6378
@@funybirbman3813 There´s a patch (on the nexus site of better vampires, I believe)
The least heroic thing I've done is take out an entire village, but I think we all have done that
at least once
Village
So you haven't committed genocide over the whole map
Oh well,
LUKA four words
essential NPCs
@@okey3093 console commands my g
Chris Roulo
Lol I know but I’m on PS4😂
I always thought it was messed up how after the dark brother hood events you can keep 75% of the gold and just go spend the gold on whatever. Those poor npcs went through all that so I could buy and upgrade lake view manor
Why would you become a professional hitman if you didn't even get to keep the money?
Honestly, what's even more messed up is the reward for the mission. 20k gold for killing the emperor is hella low all things considered. You can make that much money just buy plucking some flowers, fish and insects and mixing them together for potions. It's not even enough to buy a house in solitude.
@@blindtreeman8052 Money is nothing in this game anyways. You can turn iron into gold. You are the global economic crisis incarnate.
The true reward for killing the emperor is the emperor is knowing you just did the Thalmor's jobs for them.
@@blindtreeman8052 Money in this game isn't a factor anyways. Once you get Transmute you become the walking inflation.
@@nigerianprinceajani I'm personally a bigger fan of the alchemy merchant punch in face shop reset exploit when it comes to destroying skyrim's economy.
I guess if you want to go for a more "honest" way to destabilize the local economy, jewelry is probably the best option
My boy Samuel brought home a Mudcrab and I let him keep it.
*We had roasted Mudcrab legs for dinner.*
I adopted a mudcrab from Samuel too. But we didn't eat mudcrab
@@MichaelR1275 underrated comment
my girl Lucia adopted a snow fox...
yep, she went out to the mountain
@@MichaelR1275 Did you eat Samuel himself then?
@@tenebraemachina Nope.
I killed a kids parents adopted him killed his pet gave him 1 gold and teased him with a fake gift and played tag with him but fast travelled away probably still looking for me
I also killed a chicken
You killed a chicken? Why would you do that?!? 😡
_YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!_
KILLING A CHICKEN!! >=(
No-one gives a shit about the child, what did you do to that chicken you monster
You killed a chicken and got away without paying gold or going to jail! You monster!
Stop! You have violated the law!
PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
“Why would Bethesda Include this..”
Me:*has killable children mod installed*
What? Braith is a bitch.
@@jordandaigle6227 fr
Just change the skyrim ini file to kill every single npc you want
@@jordandaigle6227 Why do you think he got the mod in the first place?
Hey i think we are friends now
Didn't realize Hakar was a unique encounter because, when he showed up for me, Hakar was not being chased by vampires, he was all alone just walking about and got murdered by my bored vampire PC. I guess that means I was the vampire trying to kill him in the encounter?
nice.
my child came back with a bear once.......my child is now that bear
Your profile picture makes it that much better
It is OUR bear
Oh you!
The child has become one with the bear.
In Soviet Russia ...
While I was trying to save Malborn, the Thalmor agents, instead of attacking me, immediately turned on Malborn. I was fueled by this to see through the main quest to make sure he didn't die in vain.
you know whats evil? lollygaggin
Whiterun Guard: "No lollygagging."
Me: "I'm not!"
Whiterun Guard: "Hands to yourself sneak thief."
Me: "I'll put my hands on your throat if you accuse me of one more thing!"
Nazeem: " Do you get to the cloud district very ofte..."
Me: " FUS RO DAH!"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ill gag your lolly
Psst. I know who you are. Hail Sithis.
You know whats really evil?
Stealing sweet rolls
I got that letter to attack his kids once. Instead of beating up the kids I brutally murdered Lemkil soul trapped him using Azura's Star and enchanted a necklace with the most useless enchantments I could think of. I then adopted both of the kids and gave the necklace to one of the kids. Will teach him to ask the Dragonborn to hurt children. I usually do the same sort of thing to Grelod the Kind so what can I say I hate child abusers.
I went werewolf on Grelod once. That was satisfying.
... Had trouble getting away, though. But it was worth it =)
But how can we know this is a true story? You are M'aiq the Lair after all...
"M'aiq's father was Qia'm, from a long line of Qia'ms. But M'aiq does not believe this. His father was a known liar." - ESO There is a joke here if you look closely, note name :D
@@StacieMMeier (waves)
I always knew M'aiq was chaotic good.
Me: I will play a good character this time, I will always be helpful and friendly to all NPCs.
A few hours later...
There was only ever one time where I killed my child's pet; it was when sofie brought back the fox. It sounded like an asthmatic Darth Vader.
Jared van Breda lmao. Same
Runa has had one for a week (irl) and it never once occurred to me that was what had been making that god awful noise. I just came home to Runa and Sofie arguing and the fox is gone lmao
Isn't Vader already asthmatic
It made me jump once cause it sounded like a wolf
I did a 360, walked through a door, couldnt walk through it, then looked down, it was just a little fox that runa took home...
Malborn was glitched without cuffs and then he started killing me, so I killed him because I thought he was a traitor, now I feel bad because it's a glitch
Cameron Schuster lol
I "accidentally" killed my daughter's snow fox once... bent the laws of time to make it right and erace her memory of the event
Ah, the most powerful magic spell of them all.
Autosave.
James Bennett Quicksave is the most powerful of the Daedric Princes
sometimes i murder entire cities and go back to my previous save. then maybe i kill nazeem a couple times and leave
"Non of these animals are listed as essential NPCs..."
*no, Nate. Don't do it, not like this- NOOOO*
*do it*
*Not buying flowers from the little homeless children*
@sketchy_dentist
I buy all of them, them adopt her 😢
Xander Ellem same
Xander Ellem then download a mod where you can kill kids and set the kid on fire😀
@steg now we’re talking
"My wife was twice the woman they will ever grow to be; she died birthing them. What a waste."
- Lemkil
😂😂
1:46
"If you wanna be a bit evil already..."
Me: Haha way ahead of you dude!
Me: *downloads kill children mod*
Me: *pulls out daedric battle axe*
Me: ...oh... you... you meant put the dog outside.
Evilest thing I can think is to soul trap a kid and enchant anything with it then give it to their parents. Or adopt, repeat process and give to spouse? Never tried it cause I'm not that evil, but it's an idea.
I do this use soul trap copy it a bunch sell the souls profit
I was playing a lawful evil character, but when Lucia brought home a bunny I could never say no. Never. Lucia is precious.
No matter what I do, Malborn ALWAYS dies. In my most recent playthrough, I managed to get him out but a surprise Dawnguard attack resulted in his death
I escorted him like 40 minutes, he went all the way down to the Windhelm. He went east of the map. When he is on the edge of the map he just disappeared. So i think it means i saved him
So... i helped Lemkil and got the "Hero of people" achievement
The first time I played skyrim I never knew that kids could adopt pets so when I came home to my child with a pet mudcrab I legit nearly shot the thing with an arrow. Right as I was getting an arrow ready my child interrupted me with the dialogue asking to keep it. Right when the dialogue started the arrow was set loose. Thankfully it wasn't fully drawn so it came up just short of the mudcrab.
I did the same thing my child had a skeeve lucky i missed It when I shot at it keep em than bandits attacked my home stead the skeever which my child named rocky dieyed protecting em latter I found out he went to sovengard.
when overloaded I walk around whirlwind-boosting and with a drawn bow cuz it's faster than normal walking. then a f****** guard approached just when a peasant traipsed in front of me...
I wished I was aiming at that guards _other_ knee.
Imagine how i felt when my daughter brought a FROSTBITE SPIDER home!!!!
@@seab1plays my son brought a cave bear home and my daughter brought a snow bear home.
JESUS!!!
*Kills his child's pet, child refuses to speak with him*
Nate: "MMh, a rather intresting reaction"
My level 81 (I didn't know glitches at the time so I had been playing VERY long time)
Child: I want money.
Me: Here, have 10,000 gold.
Child: ... YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
Hunter Otte I’m at like level 11 😂
He then moved by his own and now lives in some manor he bought with the money, far away from your house, and uses the rest of the cash to buy premium mudcrab cocain.
:0
No Copyright Nightcore Ya had me at Premium Mudcrab Cocain.
81 likes... perfect
After obtaining the ebony blade, you could become blood kin with the ork tribes. After that kill them to power it up all the way, but don't stop there keep going until you've committed genocide
One of my faves is killing Paarthurnax and then turning his remains into the Paarthurn-Axe
Okay man, i'll do that. For sure
You are evil
@@thundertazzy4127 the best part is using mods to be able to kill Arngier and use his soul to enchant it with the dragon bane enchantment.
You...you evil bastard, how could you?
@@thestoner8382 very easily and with great skill?
I’m always a vampire so I always kill Haknir , while yelling: “SQUEEL PIGGY, SQUEEL”!
Can you cast courage on Hakar without being seen to get him to just stand true for himself?
Also heal him
Lemkil: attack my kids
Me a kind hearted knight with a bad temper: *gives a smile before running ebony broadsword through his stomach* worry not, you won't have to see your children ever again
Dragon Daddy: Lucia, go do your chores.
Lucia: Daaad...
Dragon Daddy: I WILL INCINERATE PINCER!!!
Dovah Bormah.
Mmmmm tastes like that Chinese guys dinner
In my playthroughs I usially kill Lemkill, adopt the nice daughter Sissel because she deserves something good happening in her life for once, and leave the bad daughter to rot in the orphanage.
If you adopt both girls Britte will become a nice kid just like Sissel. Bullying her sister was just her way of dealing with their shitty home life.
Ok but I went home at lake view manor and there was a skeever. Thought “weird, it isn’t attacking me.” and I killed it. Blaise comes into the house, runs up to me and goes “ PA! LOOK AT MY NEW PET!”
i still feel bad :/
Why didn't you reload a previous save?
Wait, there was a prisoner in the heartstone resurrected elf's domain? Fack.... I got distracted by the bloody solstheim spiders.
“I ain’t no child abuser but 100 septims is 100 septims”
I don't mean to be Captain Obvious but your name is, truly, as unoriginal as they come.
@@preacherofmusic what do you mean almost! It IS pocket change /s
100 septims? It's only half of price of my iron daggers (stamina drain 10)
Bron from GoT
@baseddrugdealer5086 what did they. Say
Hey Nate, can you give us your mod list?
Andres Anón expect whatever mod fucks up everyone’s faces
The 8 polygon face mod.
he had a mod list video...
I I know he has waifu enhancer
For me, Malborn died in the end cave by the yeti. I wasn't strong enough to kill it very fast or get its attention and it murdered Malborn in 2 hits. I felt terrible lol.
"Acceptable losses" lmao
Same. I reloaded like 400 times. I’m sorry Malborn. I tried.
I literally reloaded to before I entered the embassy to get strong enough for him to live.
He ends up in the thieves guild if he lives, along with the prisoner if you free him.
@@firerosenight6937 no Malborn ends up in Windelm in a store, thalmor are trying to kill him he need your help
@@robin5998 he always ends up in the thieves guild when I play. I see him in the cris...crissta- guild home place when I go there.
Killed a bandit in Rorikstead, got a letter from Lemkil asking me to beat up his own children, decided that NOT turning his children into orphans would probably put their lives in danger eventually, killed Lemkil, resurrected his corpse, then killed him again, distentergrating him. No equivelent of Protective Services seems to exist, so that was really the only option.
Should have used his soul
Dustwarewolf 55 I once soul trapped him with black soul gem. Used the conjeration spell to Resurrect him permanently to carry my crap. And used his soul to enchanted a ring and put it on a manikin in my war room. So in the end I stole his soul and turned his body into a slave. Very satisfactory feeling
@@onlinecomrade5737 I did the same thing except I used his soul to make a health ring which gave me 250 points of health.
I recently saw a reddit post where a guy was doing a legion playthru on FNV and he was able to cook and eat Boone for the quest at the Ultra Luxe. Pretty evil, right?
Ave. True to Caesar.
Ave, true to Caesar.
I never played fallout new vegas all the way, would you care to explain to me what is evil in this?
@@nikolaseschholz most people side with the NCR since they are basically the good guys, or they try to be. Boone is a campanion that was an NCR sharpshooter on the First Recon battalion eventually he settled down and long story short his wife got sold into slavery by someone in the town that he lived in. He set off to try and find her and by the time he had tracked them down, he decided that there was no way that he could save his wife...so he killed her.
You meet Boone after he does that and if you track down the person (or just a person) in his town, Novac, who betrayed his wife he agrees to travel with you. So the OP (orinigal poster) managed to trick Boone into following him to a quest where there's an option to have your current companion killed, cooked and fed to a bunch of cannibal snobs. Since OP was siding with The Legion and Boone is an NCR supporter, he did this.
Edit: you really should play the game if you can stand the bugs and crashes. It's by far my favorite game ever
I kill boone because hes to deppressed
Ave amicus, true to Caesar.
The most evil choice the player isn't given, knows of, but doesn't entirely know as evil is making Serana a character you can't marry.
Evil thing I've done: Killed the person holding the history of Mehrunes Dagon, as Dagon offered me his Razor for killing the man.
Ya, for some reason it skipped his dialog so he couldn't beg me not to kill him so he immidiately began attacking me so I assumed that there was no way to spare him, oops
@@theduckyninja1086 same problem, i just thought it would be impossible to save him. I even tried bend will, and calming to get him back to reason, but no. :/
#1 Not killing Nazeem
you monster~ how dare you not commit murder for the just cause of safety of Tamriel?
guess you go to the cloud distract alot
#2 Clone Nazeem just for shit`s and giggles
Psycho
Remember the Lighthouse quest, crashing the ship? I killed the sister when she attacked, used Undead Thrall on her, then paralyzed her brother while she killed him. Not so much evil as viciously vengeful, but still.
What are the chances you and Graenolf both posted a vid about Skyrim in the same damn minute??
Graenolf posted, too?!
*may go check that one out*
OYFUM
Illuminate confirmed? Penitus occulatus i need you over here.
The most evil choice i made in Skyrim was the mead. Pick up the bottle haven't done a quest since. Still at Level 4....
I met the khajiit caravan outside of Whiterun and we've been downing skooma and sniffing moon sugar ever since
Yeah i mean im going to do some quest but like later on. Just chill for bit you know...have a drink
Adopted Hroar because I thought he was adorable (also first child I adopted ever). Come home to Lakeview Manor, a skeever is literally ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE. Hroar asks if we could keep it. I was so shocked that I just burst out laughing. My first Skyrim family consisted of me, Aela as my wife, Hroar our adopted son, and the skeever, which I began calling "Richard" for no particular reason. Fond memories of my first ever character.
I think that the Umbra sword has a very dark concept. To make it more powerful you have to earn the confidence of people, become friends and all, and then you kill them with it :|
That's the Ebony Blade, not Umbra. (Unless the CC mod that adds it gave it a similar feature, I haven't used any of the CC mods.)
“Unless you’re role playing Red Foreman” that killed me
1: Get a wooden sword
2: Do the fortify restoration glitch.
3: Kill Parthurnaax
congrats, you are a maniac
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Dragonborn: Fight me, child! EN GARDE!!
nice undertale refference
My problem with evil choices is they don't feel like I'm getting away with stuff or a mastermind, it's more like I'm being forced to things I don't like. I wish evil choices were more selfish and fun.
i mean last video they are things you can do for self benefit, like getting the ring of namira and stuff like that.
Like selling your child to slavery in Fallout 2.
True, Bethesda has a habit of having "Evil" choices for the sake of being "Evil Muhahaha" and not for logical reasons. Still though, it's fun to have the opportunity to RP as a psychopath.
Thats the reason why Bethesda need to learn with other developers especially cd projekt, How to make a good narrative system with choices that really have impact on the world of the game .
fleacythesheepgirl you just need to get creative. If you have 100 conjugation and a black soul gem. You can go around stealing souls and enslaving their bodies to fight for you permanently. Personally I have a set of armor enchanted with innocent enslaved souls. With each peace of armor named after the persons soul.
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In my playthrough Malborn got killed along with the dude from Thieves Guild the Thalmor trapped. I saved him a few minutes ago, before Frost Troll *destroyed* them. I saw a chance, used the Unrelenting Force and ran for my life. *R.I.P. Malborn, the guy who I forgot to give my heavy armor so I had to use Thalmor one, 2021-2021*
Malborn died in my play through as well, I wanted to bring him with me but I couldn’t
Couldn’t give him a proper burial 😢
Stealing a sweet roll is the greatest sin in Nord history.
...Ey, my hands slipped okay!...You have no idea how many times this happened to me...
Try killing a chicken in full view of a guard...
Except for lollygaging...
No. Shooting a guard in the knee. They already got hit, and now some random guy is attacking not only an innocent guard, but is hitting an old wound INTENTIONALLY. THAT is the greatest sin in Nord history.
Thats something a milk drinker would probably do.
i killed my sons skeever but i tried to explain i was trying to fight off hired thugs
ACE THE LORD REAPER I once bought my kids a dog. Brought it home. And then put an arrow in its head right in front of them. They didn’t like that
@@onlinecomrade5737 they didnt? Huh thats weird
Enchant a sword with fear and soul trap.
Then you can play as the Grim Reaper, as people run for their lives away from you while you mercilessly chase them to capture their souls.
The most awesome thing I did in Skyrim was killing Nazeem! Ahh it felt good.
Too true
You ate him?
im planning on getting skyrim special edition for my pc soon,downloading sacrosanct and using that awesome blood spike spell on nazeem as soon as he says his line about going to the cloud district. and ill do it in the middle of town so everyone knows not to speak to my character like that. well that spell or the walking bomb spell, cast it on someone and let them walk away then they go boom, cause a panic for the fun of it.
@@austenmullennix6378 I have a mod that when he says that line, he shoots up into the sky and shortly comes falling back down.
Most evil thing I do is killing Paarthurnax. Every. Single. Time.
You monster!!!!!😂
I hate you
There's a mod called paarthurnax dillema I use that stops me fro. Having to kill him but keeping the blades as well!
Wha-
WHY?
Disgusting
Murdering to death, yes as opposed to murdering to life
Lemkil sounds like Tywin Lannister when he’s talking to Tyrion
Ive always wished they had a set up similar to fable where you can actually progress in a positive or negative way, which then effects your character and game the more you progress in either direction
Mine was killing the spirits of the stormcloak soldiers in soverguard and stealing their souls in black soul gems
Corvo Shadow-Mist I hate the storm cloaks, and their ideals, but I at least respect them enough to let them take their earned place in sovengarde
Yeah, I remember malborn, I helped him and the other dude being questioned escape, but then some nord and dragon killed both of them
I'm having a terrible day but seeing a notification for this made it better. If only a little.
I hope your day goes better.
@@carmelopappalardo8477 Thank you. I hope so too.
Same
It wont
@@secredeath I mean, as of right now you're right.
Me when I started the game: I shall be a Nobel hero only killing when necessary and true to justice
Learns about lemkil: skew it renegade for life
I feel like killing Lemkil is necessary and true to justice
What happens if you cast courage on Hakar and he kills the vampire?