Joe Rogan - "5, 4, 3, 2, 1." 2 second pause Joey Diaz - "The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it he inhaled it. He was a chinese man. He was a very great man." Amazing start.
Man this podcast went by so fast. Joey Diaz is so authentic, so interesting, and he’s an extremely gifted storyteller. He’s funny but he’s also very touching at times.
uh how would you even know if you were asked? It's not like you get notifications, I know I don't so even if you replied to this I'd never see it so not sure what your comment is for/about @@chimado2107
I keep waiting for the JRE Podcast with guest Jamie. I don't know who's going to monitor the equipment and computer in his stead but I would definitely watch that podcast
I think he’s just used to having Lee as basically a second host so he treats Jamie the same, whereas with most other guests Jamie is more of the show runner in the background who is looking up whatever is being talked about and fact checking if they aren’t sure on something. I do really enjoy it when Jamie gets in on the discussions though. He’s just another point of view to take in and listen to.
Joey seems like one of those guys who could tell you the entire story of a movie that you’ve already seen and you’d listen because his telling of it is better than the movie itself.
Omg my sister says I do this! 🫣 she says she never listens to my recommendations bc then she sees the movies and she’s disappointed it’s not quite like how I said 😅
Fr😂😂 hed be like “i saw this new spider man movie, you know he’s real dark?! Lemme tell ya this kid is a bad ass mf, there’s every kind of spider man and they chase him. BUT THEY CANT CATCH HIM. Lemme tell ya, he dodged and blocked every sing mf there” 😂😂 bruh I’d be so invested
This is Joey Diaz's element (being on JRE). You get long stories, comedy, and deep insight..... It doesn't get better than this..... Netlfix/standup can't touch these Joey Diaz/Joe Rogan episodes...... AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!!! hours and hours of JRE/Joey Diaz....... Its incredible.........
It's Free? Like free,free..or free like free...........free,free? Which free ,free is it? Cause it can't be ..Free.free.free .free...free,free. Maybe free free but never free.freefreefree. SO??? Which is it?
Man Joey could tell me a 4 hour long story of how he watched grass grow and I’d still be invested. He seems like an incredible man to have a conversation with.
@@IASP17 Honestly, first of all coming from me. Who is literally the most BORING person on the planet, even I've had some crazy shit happen to me and have got some stories to tell. So I honestly don't think he's making them up 😅🤣 he's most definitely been around so I take his word for it. Plus he's absolutely hilarious and that's what matters most!
VoodooBeats I’ve watched the entire podcast. By quoting parts of the podcast, we are able to enjoy them as a community, selecting some of our favorite quotes and allowing others to thumbs up if they enjoyed them as well. You on the other hand are a dick
"You say things that are just a waste of time, sorry but it's just a waste of time... does that make sense?" 🤣 Joe you are killin me in this one bro. Get me on your podcast lol. I ain't no celebrity but oh well. Nobody wants to hear them talk about them since they've been famous since the media stalks them and the world already knows everything they do. Alot of people would rather hear like to about their pre fame life and other things they don't already know. 🤷♂️
Just came here to say that I usually get really depressed around my birthday, and this year has been a bit rough, but this podcast just really made my day. Thanks a lot to Joey and Joe! it means a lot.
Yess, night shift workers uniting in the comments on a 4 year old podcast!! 😂🤌🏼 I’ve literally listened to this for the last few hours of my shift, and man it really helps the time fly by!
“THERE WAS NO LOSING IN THIS F***** HOUSE! Do you understand me Joe Rogan? THERE’S NO F***** LOSERS IN MY F***** HOUSE! SLEEP IN THE GARAGE! NO DINNER”
Ignorance is a choice in America. I just don't understand why ignorance is the choice people make with ghetto mentalities and then bitch later in life, because they're in the ghetto. And most never get out because of making that choice. Don't you like respect? Dumb people are only respected by other dumb people. The world looks down upon the ignorant. Spelling better is the first step to gaining that respect. Speaking right is another. This is your world you're choosing. I hope you're not a kid. The future is empty if it is.
Joey is the greatest guest. He listens intently when Joe talks and then he gives his insight, and has great comedic moments. They don't talk over each other and everyone is there to learn and listen, it is great.
Liquid Ocelot41 really? I don’t think joey listens at all. He waits for his turn to talk. I don’t think you listened at all. Joey talks over everyone or comments on something that has nothing to do with the conversation. Joey is a great comedian. That’s it. Not a good interview or viewer
Joey's a moron. Easily one of the flat out dumbest regular guests Joe has. He can be enormously entertaining when he tells his obviously fabricated stories.....but everything else is just nonsense.
I can just imagine "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN?! I'VE ALREADY SAID IT 3 TIMES COCK SUCKER! I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT NO MORE ALRIGHT! MAKE IT WORK 'CUZ THAT ALL YOU GET!"
Something I really respect about these two is how polite they are. I don't think there was a single time they spoke over or interrupted eachother this entire episode, when one of them talks they listen fully and add on afterwards. Rare these days sadly.
@@OdintheGermanShepherd or when Tom Segura and Brent Chrysler do 2 Bears 1 Cave. I don’t know how someone doesn’t just snap at someone that keeps interrupting them
@@rdog9297 he may be guilty of possibly exaggerating in some of his stories, but there are still people alive and close to him that can verify all of them. he doesn’t have the time or quite frankly the intelligence to fabricate each story. it would quite literally consume his entire life.
@@jalenmoudy5347 have you not seen joe rogans other eps where they explain that memories are just what we think happened so we just remember remembering so his and everyone else’s story will always be different
Joey Diaz is a different breed his storytelling is really top tier I didn't even realize I was listening to him for hours honestly have a different type of love for him
id love to be on a podcast with Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, i like the life stories these two tell, its like sitting down with grandpa and listening to his stories from the past, just good times, man.
I’m only just starting to listen to Joe Rogan and of course, I love him. I’m finding myself deliberately searching out episodes with Joey Diaz. I’d never heard of him before now but I love listening to him talk! He’s got a way with words.
I think Diaz is actually under the impression that Joe's first name is "Jorogan".... imagine him thinking he's actually just thinking he's calling him by his first name "Jorogan"
- ''Hey Joey, what's the weather going to be like today?'' - ''The weather? The fuck you know about weather cocksokka? Lemme tell you something about weather a'right? Winter of '81, when I was living in Bumfuck Ohio on Dingleberrystreet nr 41a, in that apartment with the neighbour with the juicy ass! She had a husband who would take hookers back to the garage and slap them around while she was making dinner. Lemmetellya. We had snow this one day you wouldn't believe. Massive pile-ups everywhere. But you couldn't get coke there, ya had to drive to the black guys house 10 miles down the road. You'd leave 100 dollahs on the porch and this squirrel would throw a baggy at your car cuz the guy didn't wanna come out no moah, so you had to make sure the window was open, right.'' - ''Ok.. Thank you, Joey.''
@@nev12345678910 idk man, I feel like because he’s representing spotify now, he has to hold back on controversial guest like Joey even though he was one of the most entertaining. I definitely think he’s kinda being forced into an agenda since he’s not solo anymore
Best movie ever i saw this as a kid with my grandpa.... taught me what freedom was with this movie... we watched the best movies ever. Taught me a lot about life... He was a mexican immigrant... worked till 2 months from his death of cancer. He was a the fucking epitome of American ....
My gymnastics coach, who has taught some Olympic athletes and knows people like Bart Conor and Shannon miller, only got 2 hours a sleep a night until he was like 50. He was such a workaholic, he would go to these gymnasts houses at like 10 pm after a long day of school and just sit and listen to them. He learned all he could and actually started tumbling with them soon after around the age of 26. He became very good fast. Some people just function different. He also became a stalk broker and kept the same schedule. He is a pure Christian as well. No drugs.
@@samgarcia1606 it's like they creep up on you. You take them and wait, then you think wow these must have lost their potency over time... Then BAM! they hit you out of no where
Expired medicine still works. Sometimes the half life of the medication may not be as potent but you won’t die from it. I believe they have to put an expiration date for legality reasons.
I ate a medicated brownie that was like 2 months old. It turned into powder when i bit into it. About 30 mins after eating it i was mumbling and falling asleep lol still got high but it was powerful.
U know joe was pissed secretely lol that story was sooo bad joey saved us all from it and managed to actually make it funny just by laughing at tht shitty story
I've been rewatching all of the joey episodes for comedy and just the intellectual episodes when the person seems intresting, dont really laugh at other comedians
@@TyroneOne The joke/story was kind of deep. You have to really be paying attention and be aware of what hes talking about to understand it. From that joke alone you can just see how smart Joey Diaz really is.
Joey Diaz is a marvel of America. One of the most interesting dudes ever. He’s got wild charisma and commands the respect of everyone in the room when he speaks.
Man joey ain't lying about not knowing about damage till you've been smoking for years, and the first thing you do is go outside to smoke. I stopped about 7 years ago now and I've never felt better and even took that idea with weed and wake n bakes too. Best decisions I've ever made.
Joe Rogan - "5, 4, 3, 2, 1."
2 second pause
Joey Diaz - "The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it he inhaled it. He was a chinese man. He was a very great man."
Amazing start.
I thought I'd somehow dragged and skipped an hour
Chinese Emperor Shen Nung in 2737 B.C. (#AlphaIQ)
Science
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_River_civilization
I accidentally clicked on this. If it didn’t start like that I woulda left. Dope Podcast.
Let me tell you something Joe Rogan
Joe "let me tell you something" Rogan.
Placement is everything
😂
@@joshamaya196 you fucked up so bad oh dear.
Lemme tell you something dawg.
Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz
Joe rogan and joey diaz are like the 2 uncles you would listen to at a family gathering
komasi agader OMG yes
Everybody can relate to this!
Crazy accurate lol
You ever have someone talk to you but it feels like you don't exist and they're just talking through you ?
@@DrCooch got damn ?? dats beyond me
Man this podcast went by so fast. Joey Diaz is so authentic, so interesting, and he’s an extremely gifted storyteller. He’s funny but he’s also very touching at times.
That’s it. Unassuming humour with genuinely deep insights that are also simple
Dude.....VERY gifted story teller. I love his stories. So real, he paints such a vivid picture.
I have a conspiracy question for who ever cares to know just ask lol
uh how would you even know if you were asked? It's not like you get notifications, I know I don't so even if you replied to this I'd never see it so not sure what your comment is for/about
@@chimado2107
😅😮rere we we were we we eere we e
Joe Rogan: “Phenomenal”
Joey Diaz: “Tremendous”
Such a joey type of word.
tremendous
Phenomenal 👌🏻👌🏻
duality of man
@@theopenmouth9695 damn straight, son. So glad real duality like this exists in todays media.
Joe: He got high and a bird started talking to him.
Diaz: whatayagunnado
Matthew Pennington 😂
I read this the exact time it was being said on the vid lmaooo
@@travisramirez7143 me too it was PERFECT
Matthew Pennington 😂😂😂
@@travisramirez7143 Whoa that's crazy you said that, I read the soukalamink comment by Justin McCoy right when Joey said it haha funny coincidence. 😁
2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends
true enough, atfirst you gotta tell shit to each other then see how they been
Legends
constantin barbu is
18:17
Me: The fly by my ear: 27:20
100 more years of Joey Diaz. Keep him alive no matter what it takes
I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.
@@joecasual2952 then why the hell are you watching? go get a life and get off of the internet, son
@@joecasual2952 why are you here then?
@@bentaber8814 he ignored you
long live tha goat i say he makes it to 90
Joey is the only guest that turns their head and talks to Jamie. I like that
maybe its a story teller thing
Try and watch more JRE von bravo Alex all look at jamie
Yeah you're right, eddie, Alex and joey all actually talk to jamie instead of just to joe
Joey wants everyone's attention. Hes that loveable mobster.
I keep waiting for the JRE Podcast with guest Jamie. I don't know who's going to monitor the equipment and computer in his stead but I would definitely watch that podcast
Joey Diaz is either the quietest person ever or the loudest person ever
So True
Hears everything but speaks his mind
I like when he talks quiet... reminds me of vin diesel.
I like Joey's deep raspy whisper when he "takes you on a journey" into the murky cocaine underworld of his youth. He paints such a vivid picture
Mike Maniaci I honestly think he would make an amazing voice actor for animated films and CGI films... he has such a chilling and addictive voice.
Joey Diaz doesn’t just come for Joe, he’s one of the rare ones that get Jamie involved for real
I think he’s just used to having Lee as basically a second host so he treats Jamie the same, whereas with most other guests Jamie is more of the show runner in the background who is looking up whatever is being talked about and fact checking if they aren’t sure on something. I do really enjoy it when Jamie gets in on the discussions though. He’s just another point of view to take in and listen to.
jake the snake was on jamie ass in their interview
You talking about sex?
Foot Fondler nahhhh lmfao jake the snake was just cooking him
Him along with lee it’s so cool to watch 4 people that we always see but never get together for a podcast
Joey seems like one of those guys who could tell you the entire story of a movie that you’ve already seen and you’d listen because his telling of it is better than the movie itself.
I’ve seen/heard this episode in it’s entirety 3 times since it came out. People like realness.
Omg my sister says I do this! 🫣 she says she never listens to my recommendations bc then she sees the movies and she’s disappointed it’s not quite like how I said 😅
@@scizzorhonz7669 yep same
Fr😂😂 hed be like “i saw this new spider man movie, you know he’s real dark?! Lemme tell ya this kid is a bad ass mf, there’s every kind of spider man and they chase him. BUT THEY CANT CATCH HIM. Lemme tell ya, he dodged and blocked every sing mf there” 😂😂 bruh I’d be so invested
@@00st307-mJ
an hour and a half in I realized I've already seen this one
Still good
Too late 😂
I'm just always so stoned when I watch these mann
I am yet to find out. Having Joey is my favorite guest. I will never get bored listening to the two of them talk
Are you high perhaps?
When joey whispers, it is very therapeutic.
Jeremy Pagan great ASMR lol
@@shaydee5641 agreed 😊
Just like Steve-o....both have a low key coke whisper
@@snehpatel7555 Low key coke whisper! 😂 Love it.
When was that?
This is Joey Diaz's element (being on JRE). You get long stories, comedy, and deep insight.....
It doesn't get better than this..... Netlfix/standup can't touch these Joey Diaz/Joe Rogan episodes......
AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!!! hours and hours of JRE/Joey Diaz....... Its incredible.........
Vercingetorix Avernian this is how i’m passing time in quarantine
Tremendous
its tremendous
It's Free? Like free,free..or free like free...........free,free? Which free ,free is it? Cause it can't be ..Free.free.free .free...free,free. Maybe free free but never free.freefreefree. SO??? Which is it?
@@DAVIDTORRESANI to many free's, u had it tho.
Man Joey could tell me a 4 hour long story of how he watched grass grow and I’d still be invested. He seems like an incredible man to have a conversation with.
It's the 15th or 20th time I've watched this podcast I've lost count and I'll watch it because of Joey Diaz
Joey Diaz just never, ever runs out of stories...
the goat
You heard his Halloween story? He didn’t accept candy.
because he probably keeps making them up
@@IASP17 some are but a lot are real just over exaggerated
@@IASP17 Honestly, first of all coming from me. Who is literally the most BORING person on the planet, even I've had some crazy shit happen to me and have got some stories to tell. So I honestly don't think he's making them up 😅🤣 he's most definitely been around so I take his word for it. Plus he's absolutely hilarious and that's what matters most!
Joe: "He got high and a bird starting talking to him."
Joey: "What're you gonna do?"
Grant McQuillan I’m gonna listen to the bird, Joey. That’s what I’m doin.
I read this as he said it and died 😂
@@brandongarcia4219 😂 me too
“What are you gonna” do that shit was hilarious 😆
😂
Joe: did you try melatonin or anything like that?
Diez: I did cocaine for 30 years
Lmao
This man is a fucking treasure
That’s a big impossible attempt
“Give me 20 turkeys and they can all suck my dick”
Tryna tell Ya .. Thats like firing BBs at a freight train
@@dutton1991z got me remembering rapture with your UA-cam background homie lol
30 percent fact, 110 percent entertainment.
Hahaha yeahhh for sure bro. He exaggerates everything but man I can’t turn it off 😂
Even though you watch it enjoy it
you guys too young to understand half the shit they talking about, i seen shit like that, i done shit like that
@@levisvarela3735 bro you’re out of your mind if you think Joey isn’t spicing these stories up 🤣
The first 2 minutes of stories were a wtf for sure😂
“The first man to smoke marijuana never smoked marijuana, he inhaled it”
-Joey Diaz
Then a blue bird came to him...
He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man.
You couldn't watch this for more than a minute?? These quote comments are annoying
VoodooBeats
I’ve watched the entire podcast. By quoting parts of the podcast, we are able to enjoy them as a community, selecting some of our favorite quotes and allowing others to thumbs up if they enjoyed them as well. You on the other hand are a dick
"He was a very great man"
Joe: *talking about how terrible it is that people hit children*
Joey: *dying of laughter*
Which makes perfect sense. He was from a time they used paddles to hit kids in school for getting in trouble.
"You say things that are just a waste of time, sorry but it's just a waste of time... does that make sense?" 🤣 Joe you are killin me in this one bro. Get me on your podcast lol. I ain't no celebrity but oh well. Nobody wants to hear them talk about them since they've been famous since the media stalks them and the world already knows everything they do. Alot of people would rather hear like to about their pre fame life and other things they don't already know. 🤷♂️
@@teeman1326 some one get tee man on the show
@@teeman1326 whatever you’re smoking it’s stronger then joeys personal stash.
@@teeman1326 joey diaz is only 5 years older than joe rogan they’re from the same time
Just came here to say that I usually get really depressed around my birthday, and this year has been a bit rough, but this podcast just really made my day. Thanks a lot to Joey and Joe! it means a lot.
Also thanks to Jamie; sound/production engineers don't get enough love!
Hey dude, I know it's late but Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday bud
Happy birthday buddy
A belated but sincere HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! You are the reason someone smiled today. 🤗
Love listening to Joey gets me through my work night fast
brother, same here. im working my night shift right now just laughing my ass off... reallllllly makes the night go by !!!
Literally bro!! Got me thru the last few hours of my over night shift easily
Yess, night shift workers uniting in the comments on a 4 year old podcast!! 😂🤌🏼 I’ve literally listened to this for the last few hours of my shift, and man it really helps the time fly by!
@@JonesTheLad night shift too. 😂
@@jackmoreno5988 night shift gang Lessgo 🤣 #thedaysleepers
First spoken words
“The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it”
Yeah I’m sure this’ll be a good one
🤣
Never really smoked it , he inhaled it. 🤔🤔🤔
That’s how u start a conversation alright.
You
Tremendous
I've always loved how Joey refers to joe by his full name
tremendous
He does it to everyone
Joey “joe rogan” Diaz
Joe Fucking Rogan
I wonder if Joey would still refers to him by his full name if his name was long like: Constantine Alexander Rogan 😅
Uncle Joey is the only guest I've seen who actually talks to Jamie like he's part of the show and not just a set piece
he acts like a set piece tho you don't even see him once lol
@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE maybe he just don’t wan’t to be on camera, Joe has Millions views and not everybody is confortable in this situation
@Pelinal Whitestrake bruh, never watch My Hero Academia in my life, I just picked the name coz it's sounded cool af
@Alexis Roy suck my d*ck
Don't forget Theo brother
4 years later and there's still listeners
Hell ya, i've already listened to this. and i'll listen again now.
@@michaelmiterko3167 same, firing this up right now haha
@@rangeldoesnotexist same here lol!
I love you brother 💙
Bro this podcast episode is fuckin legendary muthafucka
“THERE WAS NO LOSING IN THIS F***** HOUSE! Do you understand me Joe Rogan? THERE’S NO F***** LOSERS IN MY F***** HOUSE! SLEEP IN THE GARAGE! NO DINNER”
CAPISE
You dumb fuck
hbn
.@@TrollHiddenCave m.9...9n9
Time stamp???
@@drakeandjosh007 54:12
"That shit that Batman shot at the Green Hornet, pedophile smoke" 🤣🤣🤣 thats our Uncle Joey
Hahah “you wake up and your shirts all backwards and shit” that made me laugh lol
That wasn’t even the best part. When he said “you wake up and your shirts on backwards and your pants are missing”
TREMENDOUS
@@Seewhathappens101 HAHAHA 🤣🤣😮💨
When I watched him say that I laughed hard. As I read this comment the laugh literally came back up like I regurgitated it.
When you see smoke in the thumbnail, you know its finna be a banger.
Finna
Ignorance is a choice in America. I just don't understand why ignorance is the choice people make with ghetto mentalities and then bitch later in life, because they're in the ghetto. And most never get out because of making that choice. Don't you like respect? Dumb people are only respected by other dumb people. The world looks down upon the ignorant. Spelling better is the first step to gaining that respect. Speaking right is another. This is your world you're choosing. I hope you're not a kid. The future is empty if it is.
Snowman374th huh
@@brandona3939 where
Man when do they finally light that bitch
I love how Joey says the first and last name of who ever hes talking to
This showed me that Jamie doesn't have a last name.
Classic Latino tradition
talking about*
@@lucasfff1370 and to, like if he's talking to Tom he will go "you know something Tom Segura"
@@Vicariousan1mates hahaha never noticed that but yeah now you say it that is true
Joey is the greatest guest. He listens intently when Joe talks and then he gives his insight, and has great comedic moments. They don't talk over each other and everyone is there to learn and listen, it is great.
Liquid Ocelot41 really? I don’t think joey listens at all. He waits for his turn to talk. I don’t think you listened at all. Joey talks over everyone or comments on something that has nothing to do with the conversation. Joey is a great comedian. That’s it. Not a good interview or viewer
Joey's a moron. Easily one of the flat out dumbest regular guests Joe has. He can be enormously entertaining when he tells his obviously fabricated stories.....but everything else is just nonsense.
The dynamic duo.
@@pauldigga5419 yes but he could worse considering his age and where he comes from, plus he has the stories man
@@pauldigga5419 this isn’t an interview dawg it’s a podcast. That’s where you’re massively off point
Joe; “He got high and a bird started talkin to him.”
Joey; “What ya gonna do?”
😆
BRUH this had me in tears i commented it seconds before seeing urs im still rolling in laughter uncle joey is truly is the real life big pussy
@@alexanderblack6619 me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO
Talk back yo
At what time it is?
Joey Diaz has some of the most authentic bodily fluids noises on earth. He should be a voice actor.
Aluminum Oxide he is, he’s been in a few games like gta and mafia 3
Mafia 3, they scanned his body and it’s the full Diaz in the game
I was about to say he is a perfect match for video game work old man monsters whatever it would sound baddass
I can just imagine "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN?! I'VE ALREADY SAID IT 3 TIMES COCK SUCKER! I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT NO MORE ALRIGHT! MAKE IT WORK 'CUZ THAT ALL YOU GET!"
dudes nasal cavity is probably gone from all the coke
Joey reminds me so much of my grandpa's brother, unapologetically himself 100% of the time. Never change Coco
This is arguably the greatest podcast ever made.
The church of whats happening now..is much much better and less douchey
It is art
No the best podcast is the Alex Jones and Bravo
@@Spork. yesss!!! 👏🏻
i think he just meant this episode specifically
I love listening to Joey Diaz explain the scene better than the actual movie. I would love to watch some 70s or 80s movies with Joey Diaz
it's called overstating the beauty/importance of something aka hyping. the movie isn't that interesting tbh
Goooodd calllll man hell yea
@@saedzarei6242it’s called Spanish people just describe things better than whites
Something I really respect about these two is how polite they are. I don't think there was a single time they spoke over or interrupted eachother this entire episode, when one of them talks they listen fully and add on afterwards. Rare these days sadly.
yeahhh that's probably because of the shit they're smoking
Uh .. okay
Unlike when Degrasse Tyson is on Rogan podcast.
@@OdintheGermanShepherd 😭😭😭😭
@@OdintheGermanShepherd or when Tom Segura and Brent Chrysler do 2 Bears 1 Cave. I don’t know how someone doesn’t just snap at someone that keeps interrupting them
19:35 ..... hands down one of the best Joey cutaways ever 😂
😆💀💀💀
Body language for 'no comment'
lol wtf 😂
He so high he froze and his face melted 😂😂😂
Holy shit 😭
Whenever Joey goes on a rant and runs out breath is hilarious
He also spits that white goo on his lips. disgusting. THen they have to cut the camera so they can tell him to wipe it off.
It's more sad than funny actually.
This felt odd...depressing. joe. High. Kite.
Joey has the memory of an ancient psychic tandem war elephant
That is too creative
For the comments section
Lmaoo W
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Brick Tamland
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Fucking mid sip on some water and read this....phone got sprayed lmao 😂😂😂😭😭👌🏻👌🏻
Joe Diaz’s voice is like a Diesel engine
Good one! 🙂I've seen comments referring to his voice as "an old Cutlass trying to start in the winter" or something like that.
Righttt. Chugga chugga chugga. Lmao
His voice is so jarring, yet relaxing to listen to at the same time… 🤷🏻♂️
@@dominickbenincasa5043 exactly!
@@sarahemikula i lovepaptreon
"He got high and a bird started talkin to him." "Whaddya gonna do?"
They high AF too prolly😂
I am so entertained by the fact that he always calls Joe "Joe Rogan" XDDD
I like when he says "Lemme tell you somethin"
Known each other 20+ years still lemme tell ya somethin joe rogan!! Great story coming
When he says "I can't wait for Joe Rogan to visit me" @ 1:31:30", I lol'd hard!
Cause he’s a true gangster
Lily Lopez it’s a respect thing like calling your teachers mr green or mrs green
This man has unlimited stories
Joe “I dont have any other guests” Rogan
Because he makes it up as he goes. He's full of shit.
Matthew Erwin he just exaggerates like everybody. If you live through your phone you won't have shit for stories
Matthew Erwin thank you lord someone else pointed it out. There are so many people that have swallowed the hook. Diaz is the king of bullshitters
am 1 don’t believe everything your told. Try having an open mind. You’ve never thought listening to Joey talk “man, that seems like bullshit”?
When a podcast starts with "The first man to smoke marijuana he was visited by a blue bird--"
you know it's good.
Anything with Joey Diaz it's gonna be good you undastand me? 😂
This might be my favorite Joey Diaz episode. I always go back and listen to this one
Joey “when he died i lost contact with him” Diaz
this comment did it for me🤣
Omg you should’ve posted a time stamp 😂
Confusingly spot on 😂😂
2:43:40
Hahahahahaha
The passion that Joey has with every story is amazing I’d give anything to roll one up and just listen to Joey and all his stories
A true B.S. artist lol
@@rdog9297 he may be guilty of possibly exaggerating in some of his stories, but there are still people alive and close to him that can verify all of them. he doesn’t have the time or quite frankly the intelligence to fabricate each story. it would quite literally consume his entire life.
@@jalenmoudy5347 you obviously don't know any people from Brooklyn or Jersey...they are effortlessly professional BS artists lol
@MUFC Nobody in 🇺🇸 gives AF about Soccer..and it will NEVER be more popular in the States over Football, Baseball, Basketball or Hockey
@@jalenmoudy5347 have you not seen joe rogans other eps where they explain that memories are just what we think happened so we just remember remembering so his and everyone else’s story will always be different
"It order of worst places you could ever be:
3. Hell
2. Delaware
1. Gary, Indiana"
-Joey Diaz
Those are pure facts my guy. 100 percent correct information
And Florida
Fuck Gary, IN
Hell yeah Gary sucks!
Stores, Connecticut
Joey Diaz is a legend at storytelling 🙌🏽
Squidward: Who eats cuban sandwiches at three in the morning?
Joey Diaz: Oh boy, 3 AM!
Alex Richardson underrated comment 😂😂
So underrated 😂
This needs more attention
this is hilarious
It should've been great googly moogly instead of oh boy
"He got high, and a crazy bird started talking to him".
Joey Diaz: "Whuddya gonna do?"
😂
ofcourse you fucking listen 😂
Like it’s another day at the office hahahah
Ain't got no choice. 😂
Absolutely love this Duo. These two together are legendary
shame joe is such a mooked stoned moron who doesn't get jokes
Get a life
THE GOATS BRO EVERY SINGLE TIME
Joey Diaz is a different breed his storytelling is really top tier I didn't even realize I was listening to him for hours honestly have a different type of love for him
Joey's the uncle I wish I had
16Mi Coco me too brother me too
I have this uncle
@youngfruitz we would love to meet him!
SuperSonnyred I don’t have an uncle sadly
Keplix im sorry your mother doesn’t have a brother
This is one of the best JRE episodes of all time. Hands down. God bless Joey Diaz
Watch the one with TJ English and Joey Diaz. Fucking badass
Why did they remove it off Spotify? Delia stuff too?
@@Turdle202 yea that one was defiantly the best. On a side note tho the vibe in this episode is so different. In a way Joe seems kinda sad lol
Facts
the opening. I don't think there's ever been a more solid opening to a podcast ever, it's like it was written by a genius but you know it wasn't.
these podcasts are saving my life during this lockdown
Truuu
Where are you Florida,
Same!
Truth lol
One legged Pigeon Z hoto
I'm dead. This episode is of the hook ESPECIALLY NOW that I'm watching it in entirety.
id love to be on a podcast with Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, i like the life stories these two tell, its like sitting down with grandpa and listening to his stories from the past, just good times, man.
I’m only just starting to listen to Joe Rogan and of course, I love him. I’m finding myself deliberately searching out episodes with Joey Diaz. I’d never heard of him before now but I love listening to him talk! He’s got a way with words.
Check out his podcast The Church, his account there are full length episodes. It starts off with him doin his sponsorship ads but they're tremendous.
Joey Diaz and Theo Von are 100% my favorite regulars. They're great!!
Look up Rogan’s episodes with Gavin McInnes
i agree 100 %
joe and joey are addicting to watch or just listen to
I think Diaz is actually under the impression that Joe's first name is "Jorogan".... imagine him thinking he's actually just thinking he's calling him by his first name "Jorogan"
😂
Nope. 4:07
@@richierich62697 He called him Mr. Rogan, therefore he thinks his name is Jorogan Rogan
@@sidneyshaw1608 thats it, you convince me.
That's hilarious hahaha
"my friend who i kidnapped" 🤣🤣
Says it so Casually 🤣
Yeah they’re dear friends now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
JR: "he got high and a bird started talking to him"
UncleJ: "whataya gunna do....?"
I just posted this, but I said "man 10,000 comments, there's no way I'm the first dude to post this." I'm glad, it was fuckin hilarious
I'll tell ya whatayagunnado, ya listen to the damn bird and go conquer some neighboring territories 😂
My favori
At certain points during this podcast, Joey was so high, we needed Yoel Romero to translate.
lmao
2:16
comment of the month
APE MAN no, he said not forget Jesus and the crowd thought he said not for gay Jesus
You are right
But I like being wrong
2:50:24 Joey Diaz Nonchalantly Ripping Ass & Not Losing Stride Is A Top 5 JRE Moment
Love that you marked this, haha. Cheers.
Joey Diaz my top ten people id love to have a 3 hour conversation with.
Agent 47 absolutely
They need to replace Alexa’s voice with Joey Diaz’s
He finishes every sentence with. "Ya got it cocksuka?"
@@rowanmakesmemes7301 im okay with that
Todays forecast: Tremendous!
- ''Hey Joey, what's the weather going to be like today?''
- ''The weather? The fuck you know about weather cocksokka? Lemme tell you something about weather a'right? Winter of '81, when I was living in Bumfuck Ohio on Dingleberrystreet nr 41a, in that apartment with the neighbour with the juicy ass! She had a husband who would take hookers back to the garage and slap them around while she was making dinner. Lemmetellya. We had snow this one day you wouldn't believe. Massive pile-ups everywhere. But you couldn't get coke there, ya had to drive to the black guys house 10 miles down the road. You'd leave 100 dollahs on the porch and this squirrel would throw a baggy at your car cuz the guy didn't wanna come out no moah, so you had to make sure the window was open, right.''
- ''Ok.. Thank you, Joey.''
@@b.elzebub9252 hahahaha
Wow. Joey looks noticeably slimmer from the last time I saw him
He's on that swiss kriss
Yeah I noticed that right away. You can also tell he's been training and not just dieting.
Maybe it's cancer
He's back on the cocaine diet
dtown902 fuck you clown
I love how he always refers to Joe Rogan by his full name 😆 This guy is so entertaining
Makes you wonder if Jamie has a last name 😉 😂
Looking back this was the golden era of JRE
for real, after the jump to spotify I couldnt even remotely tell you who 95 percent of the guests are
Absolutely
@@PD_CĪPHĒR it ain’t even Spotify joes just too up his ass about covid and California
@@nev12345678910 idk man, I feel like because he’s representing spotify now, he has to hold back on controversial guest like Joey even though he was one of the most entertaining. I definitely think he’s kinda being forced into an agenda since he’s not solo anymore
The golden era was from 2010 - 2018
My favorite part was when Joey talked for like 8 minutes straight about an alternate timeline where Joe Rogan becomes a cop
Joe Da Cop 😂🤣😂
I missed that part. Lmao, I'll listen for it next time
Joe the Cop wouldn't have done that. Lol
JOE THE FUGFIN COP FROM THE NEYBAHOOD WOOD NEVA DO THAT
Lol time?
THE BEST RUN OF GUESTS
Hamilton ari Duncan and Joey all in one week this is the shit
Wilford Brimley DONT forget Peterson
Forreal all last week was so stacked. And now Joey. Great fucking run
That's what I to see, comments all agreeing and yeah fucken tremendous run of GUESS!
Best movie ever i saw this as a kid with my grandpa.... taught me what freedom was with this movie... we watched the best movies ever. Taught me a lot about life... He was a mexican immigrant... worked till 2 months from his death of cancer.
He was a the fucking epitome of American ....
Joey Diaz: whispers into microphone
Me: *turns volume up*
Joey Diaz: *loud mouth noises*
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
This comment had me laughing lol
ahahah bro u same thing
Turn the king of dad noises
Time stamp?
Joey Diaz has two levels.... whisper, or BALLS TO THE WALL!
If you fall asleep with this on you'll wake up with ptsd from joey's stories lol😂
And thats a fact
Gives me crazy ass dreams for sure lol
Haha I remember waking up to Joey yelling a few times.
Joey is a force of nature with recollective comedy.
accurate😂
My gymnastics coach, who has taught some Olympic athletes and knows people like Bart Conor and Shannon miller, only got 2 hours a sleep a night until he was like 50. He was such a workaholic, he would go to these gymnasts houses at like 10 pm after a long day of school and just sit and listen to them. He learned all he could and actually started tumbling with them soon after around the age of 26. He became very good fast. Some people just function different. He also became a stalk broker and kept the same schedule. He is a pure Christian as well. No drugs.
The poop, that I took last night and had some girth and was given a PHD, was perfect.
nobody asked
My daddy owns the whole internet so you guys better be careful 😠
If Joey Diaz tells you a story about brushing his teeth , he makes it seem like a life or death story lmao GOAT!
Life or DETTTT
joe: "what happens when you eat expired edibles?"
joey: "same thing that happens when you eat expired vicodin"
What does happen?
Sam Garcia I had some that was like a few months old and I was blasted but I did eat the whole thing
@@samgarcia1606 it's like they creep up on you. You take them and wait, then you think wow these must have lost their potency over time... Then BAM! they hit you out of no where
Expired medicine still works. Sometimes the half life of the medication may not be as potent but you won’t die from it. I believe they have to put an expiration date for legality reasons.
I ate a medicated brownie that was like 2 months old. It turned into powder when i bit into it. About 30 mins after eating it i was mumbling and falling asleep lol still got high but it was powerful.
Joe telling a heartfelt story of his cousin getting smacked and Joey laughing his ass off at the story is the funniest thing ever
Lol what's the time stamp
@@jamespost6923 57:55
@@GooglyEyedJoe hells yeah time stamp ! Fuck yea !
U know joe was pissed secretely lol that story was sooo bad joey saved us all from it and managed to actually make it funny just by laughing at tht shitty story
How hard Joey laughed is sooo great
Real people recognize real people and joey is as real as it gets. I respect him so much.
How do I know your real?
@@silent__nightmare4669 u dont
@@vividdreams8356 😅p
@@vividdreams8356 Joe is a real one too. These two together bro!!
After watching all the Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan podcasts it’s extremely hard to watch Rogan with Any other guest. Truth!
I've been rewatching all of the joey episodes for comedy and just the intellectual episodes when the person seems intresting, dont really laugh at other comedians
bey630 what would you recommend to be the best Joey podcasts? Like intellectual wise (i just watch clips and shit like that)
Big Rhino 420 episode 669, 1000 are my favorite
1000 is the best one.
1000 is really good, so are the ones with Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo.
The Adam Conover one is funny, but not the way you think.
Elon Musk one is good
“This silence brought to you by marijuana” -Joe Rogan
Joe “This silence is brought to you by marijuana” Rogan
@@voile8018 that's how all quoets should be
@@ssroudyss9432 ofc
And he is talking to Jamie😂
Best guest, god bless Uncle Joey
John B national treasure for sure!
Joey is the only one who can make joe glance awkwardly at the camera multiple times
I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.
@@joecasual2952 then stay off of tv and out of fuckin comedy clubs because your idea of comedy fucking sucks.
@@joecasual2952 and I'm sure you're just the most hilarious person on Earth 🤣🙄
@@joecasual2952 nobody cares touch grass
@@joecasual2952 casual
I love how Joey said "my friend came to the show, you know, the friend I kidnapped" so casually
Regular person's reaction after seeing midnight express: "I will never go to jail:"
Joey Diaz reaction: "Dog, I'm never going to Turkey"
"He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man."
?
@@TyroneOne The opening conversation of this podcast.
@@ajesco i know but it wasnt funny or anything
@@TyroneOne i thought it was
@@TyroneOne The joke/story was kind of deep. You have to really be paying attention and be aware of what hes talking about to understand it. From that joke alone you can just see how smart Joey Diaz really is.
Joey's laugh sounds like you're trying to cold start a lawn mower that's been sitting in the shed for 6 months
While underwater
Lmfao 🤣
Nikolas lima myCnhbv
Lol
2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends
Joey Diaz is a marvel of America. One of the most interesting dudes ever. He’s got wild charisma and commands the respect of everyone in the room when he speaks.
First Jordan Peterson, then Brendan Schaub and now Joey Diaz. Whats next...
Bill Burr?
that'd be awesome
Eddie better be next
Dan Carlin please
He'll throw you all a curb-ball and it'll be just be his postman or some shit.
Lebron?
Man joey ain't lying about not knowing about damage till you've been smoking for years, and the first thing you do is go outside to smoke. I stopped about 7 years ago now and I've never felt better and even took that idea with weed and wake n bakes too. Best decisions I've ever made.
How much coke do I need to do to have a memory like Joey?
just keep going , ill be right there witcha
P.S u need atleast 6 days straight to get into that real mind altering place
Stick to your tea, sweetheart
When your narrative is your whole life, it's a never ending story telling. It doesn't have to be accurate to the dot, it's the feeling he channels.
Curly Talks a lot more then coke buddy
Mike Hawk no shit lol. 5-7 days no sleep or food haha.
Please have more Joey Diaz interviews.
Love these episodes.
No please don't! Fuckin tedium!
George Greig Fuck off
@@georgegreig8054 go back to sleep Alex Jones
@@chrisgarcia8592 At least you dished out a decent insult mate!
@@georgegreig8054 😂😂
Anyone watching this in 2020 and notice Joey's shirt?
Shut
Maybe it's the beer?
Just a Coincidence!
AYYEEE CORONA
crazy shit..corona gym diaz
Just a pair of legends that we won’t ever experience ever again.
2:27:00 the moment where Joey Diaz goes from a mob boss, telling stories, to a vulnerable human being. Beautiful
omegaduckie that’s me everytime I smoke and start to overthink
What does “murt” mean or what ever he said 😂?
Nice of Joey to come on the podcast before he corners Stiopic this Saturday