Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 494 w/ Joey "Coco" Diaz

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @jm95gpx
    @jm95gpx 5 років тому +6168

    Uncle Joey letting himself in to the studio is the most proper entrance for a man like him

    • @Whudup100
      @Whudup100 5 років тому +74

      Jimmy Monge hahaha str8 up man joey is GOAT🐐 ....honestly i was thinking the same thing ....great comment

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 5 років тому +120

      this episode is definitely on the top list.

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 5 років тому +29

      Im still shocked and curious why Joey Diaz did This is not happening with Roy Wood Jr....thats Aris show

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 5 років тому +34

      @@the_cheap_ones I'm pretty sure Ari still gets a check from that show. Plus its good promo for Joey cuz he brings in the views

    • @lobsterbushbroo
      @lobsterbushbroo 5 років тому +40

      Like a docta!

  • @NizzleSizzle
    @NizzleSizzle 4 роки тому +3429

    They should make a Netflix series about Joey's life. With him narrating it and telling stories.

    • @NDNstrength
      @NDNstrength 3 роки тому +76

      Or one about just his time in Colorado

    • @TimeSensitive
      @TimeSensitive 3 роки тому +81

      Kinda like everybody hates Chris? That'd be pretty funny

    • @mloyd64
      @mloyd64 3 роки тому +56

      Everyone hates Coco

    • @cityofvandals2019
      @cityofvandals2019 3 роки тому +8

      Please

    • @chriseversole3529
      @chriseversole3529 3 роки тому +16

      Like f is for family except it’s joeys childhood not bills lol

  • @sethmonroe9603
    @sethmonroe9603 2 роки тому +582

    Tom dying of laughter while Christina is disgusted is what made this podcast hilarious

    • @Hunterbidensdabpen
      @Hunterbidensdabpen Рік тому +16

      N she’s tryna change the subject and Tom keeps asking questions

    • @dcempire101
      @dcempire101 Рік тому +3

      Because they are normal civilians they not savages like Joey

  • @VeritasRedacted
    @VeritasRedacted 2 роки тому +742

    Once Joey drops his voice to an almost whisper, it's all over

    • @oliverroyal9636
      @oliverroyal9636 2 роки тому +80

      Let me tell ya something dawg

    • @isaacelias4239
      @isaacelias4239 Рік тому +31

      @@oliverroyal9636 Joe Rogan I gotta tell ya...

    • @Bloo_Bear
      @Bloo_Bear Рік тому +8

      That's how you know to keep ya fingers over the volume button cause that whisper boils to a Roar when he reaches his point 😂🤌🏽 Tremendous

    • @shaw2390
      @shaw2390 Рік тому +2

      He going deep in the murky depths

    • @tom_mac
      @tom_mac 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Bloo_Bear legit can't ever listen to a Joey podcast without a heavy compressor dsp on. It's ridiculous. Only guy in the biz with cinema level dynamics to his voice.

  • @rosspalumbo
    @rosspalumbo 5 років тому +3272

    He may actually be the funniest person alive.

    • @CashensPowerwashing
      @CashensPowerwashing 5 років тому +97

      legit agree.

    • @warrenshea917
      @warrenshea917 5 років тому +92

      Ross Palumbo a living legend, Suka la mink!!

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 5 років тому +44

      Not on stage. But as a story teller in settings like this he’s hilarious as fuck. His stage comedy is too much vulgar nasty ass shit. Can’t handle comedy like that.

    • @JasonStorm419
      @JasonStorm419 4 роки тому +200

      @@Moneyman-33 It's time to change your tampon, lol.

    • @jakeybball
      @jakeybball 4 роки тому +14

      Feet Inspector it’s like Theo Von in that sense. I think Theo in podcasts is absolutely hysterical when he tells stories but his stand up just is not very funny.

  • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
    @NIMMHATVRapBeats 3 роки тому +2504

    Joey makes you realize how civilized and normal Tom is.

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 3 роки тому +86

      Despite how much of a sociopath Tom really is.

    • @shmack916
      @shmack916 2 роки тому +4

      I think he just says what Tom thinks with no worries lmao

    • @bluegold5186
      @bluegold5186 2 роки тому +1

      @@shmack916 not really he's talking about his experience which is completely different to toms

    • @shmack916
      @shmack916 2 роки тому

      @BlueGold I ment in terms of what words are considered "p.c.". Tom avoids using certain words that he probably wants to use while Joey has zero filter. Words retard and fag for example.

    • @phuckyoutube5927
      @phuckyoutube5927 2 роки тому +2

      You mean how good he us at blending with the crowd

  • @zachlock4456
    @zachlock4456 5 років тому +856

    I don't know what's funnier, listening to Joey or watching Tom hyperventilate laughing at him.

    • @mypawsoflove
      @mypawsoflove 5 років тому +26

      Only Diaz can do that to Tommy Bunz and Rogan, I absolutely love watching these two fall apart with laughter- Simply magical!!!!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +4

      It’s contagious!😁

  • @Greasysweet6
    @Greasysweet6 Рік тому +294

    1:36:28 Joey Diaz: “Good” the way he said that so bluntly just killed me 💀

  • @Kiluei
    @Kiluei 5 років тому +1970

    That final sex story had me choking of laughter.

    • @SuperBlazain
      @SuperBlazain 5 років тому +34

      Kiei Luahi he’s the fucking greatest 😂😂😂

    • @RandyLutcavich
      @RandyLutcavich 5 років тому +59

      2:06:57

    • @Sneak248
      @Sneak248 5 років тому +14

      Funniest man alive

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 років тому

      it was a lie, joey diaz said it

    • @ampuhaukka113
      @ampuhaukka113 5 років тому +9

      @@chipwilliams5854 you have been sitting at the beach again?

  • @the.kobester
    @the.kobester 5 років тому +1299

    "i got a job in the halfway house detailing cars, but i really wasn't detailing cars, i was selling blow"

  • @iRey360
    @iRey360 3 роки тому +939

    The last few minutes of this podcast are probably the best thing on the internet to date

    • @johnflaherty810
      @johnflaherty810 3 роки тому +42

      I’ve listened over 10 times. I should count the punchlines in between the story. There’s so many.

    • @tones9_6
      @tones9_6 3 роки тому +38

      Honestly my favorite thing is seeing Christine's reactions. I honestly felt like it could've been longer but she could only take small doses of joey

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 2 роки тому +1

      Joey needs his mic turned up. Everywhere.

    • @jacoboreyes5340
      @jacoboreyes5340 2 роки тому +1

      omg that was graphic lol too funny

    • @darrylwayne1292
      @darrylwayne1292 2 роки тому +3

      I watch this every few months. Joey diaz is fucking awesome

  • @leanacecelia9201
    @leanacecelia9201 3 роки тому +454

    This is probably the best YMH episode to date. You dont even have to host when Joey comes on. Just sit back & listen.

    • @00ABBITT00
      @00ABBITT00 3 роки тому +4

      U fine

    • @00ABBITT00
      @00ABBITT00 2 роки тому +3

      @Grim Reaper 666 jokes on you, she DMed me and now we’re married

    • @AstrixCloud
      @AstrixCloud 2 роки тому +1

      Had me dying of laughter

    • @jeffmuicela9928
      @jeffmuicela9928 Рік тому

      the one with andrew tate is hilarious as well

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki 5 років тому +617

    Holy shit, Joey is a goddamn monster. This is one of the best YMH podcasts so far.

    • @AegirAexx
      @AegirAexx 5 років тому +16

      Fucking tremendous !! Motherfucking CoCo got me working on my freezes and shit...

    • @jag6262
      @jag6262 5 років тому +11

      He's a god damn Unesco treasure of humanity

  • @BNutsTV
    @BNutsTV 5 років тому +444

    Christina’s face during joeys last story was priceless.

    • @IntelligentDiscussion
      @IntelligentDiscussion 5 років тому +16

      Dat face of memories, hottest Christina moment of 2019 lol

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 років тому +6

      Christina's face in general is priceless.. I dunno how she went from being a 7/10 on Road Rules to being the stroke-faced BORE that she is now, talking about browns and farts like its something hilarious.. Fuck this dumb bitch, and fuck this shitty podcast.

    • @mnb9162
      @mnb9162 5 років тому +9

      Joey doesn't even break stride to maybe hold back for Christina. Gives her all the little details.

    • @mnb9162
      @mnb9162 5 років тому +1

      @@jacobcaldridge99 What would the world do without you.

    • @Lorendrawn
      @Lorendrawn 5 років тому +1

      It's in the dictionary under "regret."

  • @igorkizejev4967
    @igorkizejev4967 5 років тому +663

    The last 10 minutes broke Christina lmfao

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +42

      I’m glad she didn’t put a stop to it, like she does when something really funny is happening.

    • @MegaSnowman888
      @MegaSnowman888 5 років тому +22

      Christine*

    • @michaelflood2622
      @michaelflood2622 5 років тому +2

      @@chipwilliams5854 no he can't

    • @Dogbutt47
      @Dogbutt47 5 років тому +6

      @@chipwilliams5854 shut yo fatass up

    • @gstrdms
      @gstrdms 5 років тому +11

      She's a typical "radio hole". "OH YOU GUYSS. THAT'S NASTY! EWWWWW! OKKKKKKK"
      Somebody turn this bitch's mic down.

  • @yaomingschin
    @yaomingschin 3 роки тому +87

    2 years later this is still and will probably always be the funniest 2 hours of podcasting of all time. i rewatch every 3-6 months.

  • @WeAreTeamNovus
    @WeAreTeamNovus 5 років тому +775

    'Who's going to be his vice president? A guy with a hat with a propellor on it' im fkd up hahahaha

    • @mcdavebob1775
      @mcdavebob1775 5 років тому +21

      "Look at him...hoaha"

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 5 років тому +5

      They need 2 mics for Joey so we can hear him better or teach him how to speak in the mic

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @denisgonzalez8350
      @denisgonzalez8350 5 років тому +1

      Kees Drol he’s such a savage

    • @kradcliffe7
      @kradcliffe7 5 років тому

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @timbodragon9379
    @timbodragon9379 5 років тому +447

    Whole episode was hilarious but that last 5 mins with the chick with the one leg broke me 😂😂😂

    • @AdrianG96247
      @AdrianG96247 5 років тому +4

      Timbo Dragon lol

    • @nicholasmolinaro9141
      @nicholasmolinaro9141 5 років тому +14

      I laughed so hard the neighbors pounded on the wall 😂😂, look up Joey’s Lucy Snorebush story it’s just as funny 😂

    • @jesseburnett9862
      @jesseburnett9862 5 років тому +7

      I almost had an accident from laughing

    • @SpaceCatKungFu
      @SpaceCatKungFu 5 років тому +7

      Literally tears rolling down my face I laughed so hard...hardcore fun

    • @7coreSkegness
      @7coreSkegness 5 років тому +22

      Yeah I felt like I was 14 and at my uncles again. I blacked out and just let it happen

  • @InsomniacRocker
    @InsomniacRocker 4 роки тому +1193

    This is the only podcast from anyone that I've ever watched like 3 or 4 times. Joey Diaz is the king!

    • @toxicpunkette
      @toxicpunkette 4 роки тому +12

      Charles Lizana watch joe Rogan podcast ,Joey is on there all the time.they have like awesome chemistry I laugh so hard at work they think I’m crazy lol

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 роки тому +2

      cool.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 роки тому +15

      Jesus lookin ass nigga

    • @isaiahminott
      @isaiahminott 4 роки тому

      Listen to Joey's podcast church of what's happening

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 4 роки тому +3

      I’ve watched this one at least 2 times maybe more and this is at least the third. By far one of the funniest podcasts with coco in it

  • @cognitivedisruption5375
    @cognitivedisruption5375 3 роки тому +83

    I love how Joey just speaks his mind and doesn’t give two fucks. We need more of him ❤️

  • @Avrielfer
    @Avrielfer 4 роки тому +982

    1:42:36
    bro when he said his Vice President would be a guy with a hat that has propellers i shit my self laughing 😂

    • @sandorclegane6844
      @sandorclegane6844 4 роки тому +52

      It’s fun to tell people about this, and they tell you that you’re fucked up for thinking it’s funny. Then you show them and they laugh.

    • @jasminpilipovic4570
      @jasminpilipovic4570 3 роки тому

      😂 😂 😂

    • @usernamepassword9091
      @usernamepassword9091 3 роки тому +1

      @@sandorclegane6844 Yeah that's always fun no matter the context

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 роки тому +1

      I always thought those propeller hats were hilarious, and even more when Joey mentions them

    • @Adeshgrg
      @Adeshgrg 2 роки тому +1

      @@ext93 its worse when he mentions lee wearing a kippah with a propeller 🤣

  • @ThePS3Beast109
    @ThePS3Beast109 4 роки тому +1281

    Damn that bit about cruises and viruses has some foresight

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 4 роки тому +1

      Part?

    • @will_miller16
      @will_miller16 4 роки тому +1

      Jill's Sandwiches about 50 mins in

    • @shannon7276
      @shannon7276 4 роки тому +3

      @@GAZAMAN93X 54:03

    • @dj1725ify
      @dj1725ify 4 роки тому +1

      truth

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 4 роки тому +19

      I'm paranoid I have the Rona right now and honestly I couldn't stand listening to this because of how audibly fucked up Joey's lungs are. It's giving me a panic attack.

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham7017 5 років тому +114

    I love y’all. CP looked hella uncomfortable at the end during Uncle Joey’s story. That was seriously one of the funniest rants has ever done. New Classic!

  • @LilNusse
    @LilNusse 3 роки тому +84

    “A little sucka-lamink, walk back in and tell them about my mother how she beat me with a paper towel”😭😭😭😂😂😂 im can’t breathe 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @shinigamitkd
    @shinigamitkd 5 років тому +263

    You can tell Tom really enjoys Joey's presence. The whole 2 hours Tom laughed his ass off. Which was awesome to see lmfao

    • @trst361
      @trst361 3 роки тому +10

      Tom is the perfect person to have on a podcast with Joey Diaz as a listener. Because he laughs when you laugh.
      Edit: redundant wording

  • @Thrujenniseye
    @Thrujenniseye 5 років тому +476

    Any podcast with Joey has me dying lmao love the no filter

    • @Charlie-mm4wc
      @Charlie-mm4wc 5 років тому +1

      Jennifer Rosado same!

    • @justinbertaud6015
      @justinbertaud6015 5 років тому +12

      He's what made me listen and even watch podcasts . Started with rogans podcast then I just need more

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 5 років тому +1

      Chip Williams shut the fuck up Chip. Ur names chip you already lost.

    • @Serkong
      @Serkong 5 років тому

      @@chipwilliams5854 he did go to prison

    • @Jimmy_Watt
      @Jimmy_Watt 5 років тому

      @@chipwilliams5854 I think Joey has done a lot of shit, definitely seen a lot of shit, and has gotten over a lot of shit. He was on acid when he found his mom dead. I know it's something "he claimed," but I'm inclined to believe him.

  • @BiH1207
    @BiH1207 4 роки тому +482

    Joey knew he had Tom on the brink of death and ramped it up with the “its like your Uncle...” line to break him. His excitement when Tommy spit the water out said it all

  • @diditwitcher414
    @diditwitcher414 2 роки тому +208

    This has to be the best endings on YMH ever. Joey diaz you tell epic stories.

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 5 років тому +1428

    This is the greatest ending to a podcast ever! What a great story, uncle Joey lmao!
    2:09:45

    • @estevanrockshard
      @estevanrockshard 4 роки тому +11

      To see you listen to ymh makes me excited to follow your channel. You got good taste Jeans keep em high and tight.
      Btw love the new content.

    • @jessebremner5209
      @jessebremner5209 4 роки тому +21

      904 girls who went to Hollywood and left upset hit thumbs down to this vid🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessebremner5209
      @jessebremner5209 4 роки тому +58

      "Its like your 14 and your uncles molesting you"🤣🤣🤣 hahah fuck i died

    • @eXolusiatious
      @eXolusiatious 4 роки тому +12

      dude... i watched this podcast stoned and couldn't stop laughing so many times. this is one of the best podcasts i've ever listened to. pure gold.

    • @edward2783
      @edward2783 4 роки тому +2

      Man, gods bless you! That was tremendous!

  • @MrMadalien
    @MrMadalien 5 років тому +802

    Man this was quite possibly the most un-PC podcast so far, loved it so much!

    • @hayleylauren5340
      @hayleylauren5340 5 років тому +32

      true. It's so refreshing

    • @DLoc-tu2yq
      @DLoc-tu2yq 5 років тому +62

      Uncle Joey doesnt give a FUCK ITS TREMENDOUS

    • @brtecson
      @brtecson 5 років тому +11

      you want an omelet you gotta break a few eggs first LOL

    • @jdtr3759
      @jdtr3759 5 років тому +5

      Have you heard of dvdasa?

    • @dustinsmith4068
      @dustinsmith4068 5 років тому +1

      Tomato Lemon personally, I was pretty offended, you fuckin’ chin-chin.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox 5 років тому +1503

    2:09:47 The one-legged girl story made me laugh so hard I almost puked.

    • @DLoc-tu2yq
      @DLoc-tu2yq 5 років тому +52

      Ahh that story killed the first time one JRE, love hearing it again

    • @KREMDemiK82
      @KREMDemiK82 5 років тому +14

      D Loc he’s told it on church as well. I agree the jre version is best

    • @HarryManback0
      @HarryManback0 5 років тому +87

      Christine's face is the best part of all of it.

    • @totalsnitch
      @totalsnitch 5 років тому +2

      @@DLoc-tu2yq What episode was it when he first told it?

    • @totalsnitch
      @totalsnitch 5 років тому

      @@KREMDemiK82 what episode was it?

  • @louismarino8083
    @louismarino8083 3 роки тому +46

    I have had this podcast saved for a long time. Whenever i get low. Whenever i feel like im losing it. I sit down and i listen to this. And i get up. Joey makes me grateful to be alive. Reminds me of the beauty of life. Thank you joey. Fuckin thank you.

    • @MarinoRacing
      @MarinoRacing 3 роки тому

      We have the same last name

    • @amirhb7531
      @amirhb7531 Рік тому

      Listen to new podcast joey did with flagrant its tremendous

  • @willywedges4434
    @willywedges4434 5 років тому +738

    "She must've ate that Chinese food and slept for a week"

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 років тому +2

      fuck joey diaz

    • @MrSym519
      @MrSym519 5 років тому +1

      Only joey can say this type of shit and it makes sense sort of..

  • @tisrael70
    @tisrael70 5 років тому +157

    Greatest last 10 mins of a podcast ever

    • @johndallas1399
      @johndallas1399 5 років тому +3

      I agree

    • @Sjoerd2212
      @Sjoerd2212 5 років тому +2

      its around 7 am, just woke up and watched the last part... damn what a great way to start the day

    • @johnnykilroy3026
      @johnnykilroy3026 5 років тому +1

      I lived that load

  • @johnmagee1054
    @johnmagee1054 5 років тому +140

    Tom's reaction to Christina's horror is sublime. They are made for each other

    • @masterj9785
      @masterj9785 5 років тому +1

      Gave your comment a like even though your a chubs fan Go Cards!!!

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 років тому

      dont worry, I downvoted it for him. Christina provunka and joey diaz are the most unfunny people on this planet. Fuck them. They suck.

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 років тому

      @@masterj9785 downvoted your upvote for you, fuck joey diaz, fuck your gay sports team, and most importantly, fuck you.

    • @masterj9785
      @masterj9785 5 років тому +2

      @@chipwilliams5854 sensing a lot of hate from this one

    • @ampuhaukka113
      @ampuhaukka113 5 років тому +3

      @@masterj9785 we should destroy Chip's social media. I happened to find his account :D

  • @kennypyne7821
    @kennypyne7821 3 роки тому +82

    I have been legit depressed lately and Joey Diaz, especially this episode of YMH and JRE 1000, have really cheered me up. I cannot help but laugh and sometimes I’m crying laughing especially at the peg leg bit, holy shit

    • @darrylwayne1292
      @darrylwayne1292 2 роки тому +1

      Hope ur doing good

    • @kennypyne7821
      @kennypyne7821 2 роки тому +2

      @@darrylwayne1292 i am doing much better thank you. was listening to the peg leg bit at work on my break yesterday and had to stifle my laughter

  • @tonygraves3144
    @tonygraves3144 5 років тому +487

    Coco is a national treasure and should be treated accordingly.

  • @timothyhamby8874
    @timothyhamby8874 5 років тому +322

    I thought Uncle Joey was gonna hospitalize Tom from laughter.

    • @stevethomas74
      @stevethomas74 5 років тому +3

      I nearly dialled 999 myself

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 5 років тому

      Every time.

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 5 років тому

      Joey sounds like HE should be hospitalized when he laughs.

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 5 років тому +605

    Joey is like a walking movie waiting to be made. Life experience overload.

    • @sprycmg
      @sprycmg 4 роки тому +9

      right? his life is so fucking nuts

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому

      The amazing thing is he can remember so much of it considering all the drugs he's done

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 роки тому +1

      @@BlazRa drugs make the most memorable moments lol

    • @usernamepassword9091
      @usernamepassword9091 3 роки тому

      @@BlazRa You needled dwugs! I'm telling your mommy that you injecteded some dwugs 😭😭😭💉💉💦

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 3 роки тому

      @@usernamepassword9091 Get a life.

  • @brianjn23
    @brianjn23 2 роки тому +77

    You can hear the guys in the back laughing their asses off😭😂😂😂😂

  • @thottydagod457
    @thottydagod457 5 років тому +127

    When he was saying Christina's name....bro I couldn't fuckin breathe
    I love watching Tom laugh uncontrollably

  • @o-REDBEARD-o
    @o-REDBEARD-o 5 років тому +545

    " Id call the mental health people and say... go over there and bandage him up. Hes talking about Killing himself and taking down a Ralph's" lmfaooo

  • @aos1762
    @aos1762 5 років тому +370

    "everybody molested her" - I am dyingggg

    • @declanp1
      @declanp1 5 років тому

      That was just wrong 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pedramteymouri973
      @pedramteymouri973 5 років тому

      What part was that at lol

    • @kylereinhold1386
      @kylereinhold1386 5 років тому +9

      They threw holy water on her 😂

    • @Aussious07
      @Aussious07 5 років тому +1

      It's funny because its true, Life fucked up man bad shit happens to non deserving people all the time! I don't want to know what kind of shit you've been through if you have to lick a toilet on a plane...

    • @anthonyj6863
      @anthonyj6863 5 років тому

      @@pedramteymouri973 around the 3 quarter mark he says it after they watch the video of the girl licking the airplane toilet seat

  • @christycullen2355
    @christycullen2355 2 роки тому +107

    I'm snorting coke with three hands 🤣

  • @DM-kn1rk
    @DM-kn1rk 5 років тому +309

    I have been watching Joey Diaz consistently for the past 1-2 years and this is by far one of his funniest podcasts I’ve ever seen.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +15

      He’s one of the funniest human beings on the planet right now👍

    • @jordantheman25
      @jordantheman25 5 років тому +11

      He only gets better , hes a force of nature for sure

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 5 років тому +5

      Chip Williams if this isn’t a joke, why are you watching this ?

    • @JohnDoe-kp6hf
      @JohnDoe-kp6hf 5 років тому +6

      @@chipwilliams5854 youve lost your fuckin mind man.

    • @CashensPowerwashing
      @CashensPowerwashing 5 років тому +3

      she gave me a little sukalamink 😂😂😂😂

  • @Oklahoma_Rider
    @Oklahoma_Rider 5 років тому +90

    Joey Diaz even in my darkest depression makes me laugh hysterically non stop. He is truly one of a kind. The ending was fucking priceless. I swear every time I hear him speak he tells a new story that becomes my new favorite.

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 5 років тому +263

    Christina was contemplating her life during Joey Diaz story

    • @stephenasmith6625
      @stephenasmith6625 5 років тому +12

      Contemplating Theo Von's Dark Arts too

    • @CashensPowerwashing
      @CashensPowerwashing 5 років тому +13

      she was debating on if she wanted to do the ol sukalamink on my brotha joey 😂😂😂

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 5 років тому +5

      Alvin Walters Women can’t be comedians lol. They just aren’t funny.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +3

      She wanted to put a stop to the fun soooo bad...😁

  • @allanguzman9828
    @allanguzman9828 3 роки тому +79

    “I gotta tell you guys, I’m a criminal. I’ve never cheated on a test. Maybe once in the sixth grade.”
    😂😂😂

  • @Euphoriasmotion2011
    @Euphoriasmotion2011 5 років тому +779

    50 shades of Joey
    "She gave me a $3 tip and I never saw her again"
    A three hour movie about a three minute nut.

  • @96KawaiiChan
    @96KawaiiChan 5 років тому +80

    Toms reactions everytime he calls Christina Christine is priceless 😂

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +1

      96KawaiiChan have they ever told him her name is Christina lol

    • @96KawaiiChan
      @96KawaiiChan 5 років тому +1

      @@nvm7438 Idk, but someone must have told him at SOME point what and who's show he's on like "wanna be a guest on Tom Segura and ChristinA Pazsitzkys podcast?"

    • @uatafaka
      @uatafaka 5 років тому +4

      @@nvm7438 The only one who matters is Tom anyway

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +1

      96KawaiiChan she refers to her self as christine when talking to Joey....... soooooo I could see him being confused or also just doing it because he knows she knows and is tryna busy her balls

    • @chriskinnard8408
      @chriskinnard8408 5 років тому +3

      Christine is the worst. Not only does she look like a pig, she laughs like one too

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut 5 років тому +66

    Joey is absolutely unbelievable the way he comes up with funniest shit right on the spot off his stream of consciousness. Madness.

  • @hbilha
    @hbilha 2 роки тому +330

    2:10:10 The best 5min of podcast history 🤣

    • @zigotina2183
      @zigotina2183 2 роки тому +14

      she is like this crhrietina 😲

    • @etho2185
      @etho2185 2 роки тому

      @@zigotina2183 lmfaoo

  • @JonJon-nv1mm
    @JonJon-nv1mm 5 років тому +1350

    Only Joey Diaz can make you laugh by just saying, “Good.” 🤣🤣 1:36:25

    • @devonfaulks9135
      @devonfaulks9135 4 роки тому +50

      jonathan moran it fucking took me out

    • @dexterg90
      @dexterg90 4 роки тому +92

      Lol his face while he watched the video almost made me pass out from laughing

    • @kelvinsuarez8181
      @kelvinsuarez8181 4 роки тому +39

      Dex Garcia me too, when he was with his mouth open looking stupid asf 🤣🤣🤣 then he turn around and said “good” bruh I passed out

    • @logoletcher1273
      @logoletcher1273 4 роки тому +14

      I was crying

    • @gribloshpibles1492
      @gribloshpibles1492 3 роки тому +7

      It's always hilarious

  • @kalebcravatt3295
    @kalebcravatt3295 5 років тому +71

    That was one of the greatest episodes I’ve ever witnessed, super high and super tight

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 5 років тому +40

    This was SUCH a great episode, Mommies!! Joey had Tomas in tears & gave equal doses wisdom on several subjects--👏👌

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +46

    "He fagly put his hand out" is the best joey diaz quote I've ever heard

  • @user-jz9on4ek1e
    @user-jz9on4ek1e 5 років тому +64

    Never get tired of listening to joey Diaz stories!!

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 років тому

      the same ones he tells every day?

    • @Fuckfacemcgillycutty90
      @Fuckfacemcgillycutty90 5 років тому +1

      @@chipwilliams5854 u keep posting the same negative comment all over this episode about joey. U seem to know a lot about him considering how much u say u hate him. I'd say u may have a secret crush on uncle joey. U fucking momo...

  • @acebeaty35
    @acebeaty35 5 років тому +366

    If I don't hear a growly "Christine" at least 22x this episode I am going to be SO bummed. #TheReturn #Christine #UncleJoey

    • @bongthrower5129
      @bongthrower5129 5 років тому +29

      Joey "This is a true story, Christine" Diaz

    • @bingbongthegong
      @bingbongthegong 5 років тому +3

      Well you won't be disappointed, jeans

    • @dhaney323
      @dhaney323 5 років тому +7

      March of 84

    • @joeymason7926
      @joeymason7926 5 років тому +2

      Spot on, spot on

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 років тому +15

      It makes me so happy when he just butchers names and sayings.

  • @AmpliphyHD
    @AmpliphyHD 5 років тому +278

    1:22:36 This best part of this podcast
    1:38:52 Amazing story
    1:43:15 G O L D

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 5 років тому +8

      "After I fuck you ima kill you" lmfao!

    • @kylereinhold1386
      @kylereinhold1386 5 років тому +4

      Scratching at ships😂 I don't wanna go!

    • @deathbyqtip33
      @deathbyqtip33 4 роки тому

      Someone give me a timestamp for Joey's acid story with his ex wife?

  • @johnflaherty810
    @johnflaherty810 2 роки тому +9

    Restarted YMH from episode 330 starting in January and now I have arrived to the best episode ever made. This is the peak.

  • @matthenry2564
    @matthenry2564 5 років тому +132

    "What a tangled tale we weave when we tangle to deceive." -The Legend, Joey "Coco" Diaz

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 років тому +17

      THE SAYING IS "WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE AIM TO DECEIVE". ITS ORIGINALLY FROM THE ENGLISH POET WILLIAM BLAKE, I BELIEVE JOEY WAS PARAPHRASING.

    • @Government_Username
      @Government_Username 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO!!!!!

    • @DayHowarth
      @DayHowarth 5 років тому +8

      Wrong on both counts. "What a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive" Walter Scott, Marmion.

    • @Government_Username
      @Government_Username 5 років тому

      @@DayHowarth That's the one I remember

    • @dept-7443
      @dept-7443 5 років тому +2

      Matt Henry Christian knows all about a tangled tale when she wants to deceive!
      #THEOGATE

  • @josephjohnson6689
    @josephjohnson6689 5 років тому +135

    That may have been the hardest i’v ever laughed during the last 15-20 min of the podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love Joey Diaz and the mommies !!

  • @KwanHopkins
    @KwanHopkins 4 роки тому +161

    "I was gonna go to law school... like a doctor." That's the best use of his catchphrase yet.

  • @bex6638
    @bex6638 2 роки тому +20

    The whole episode Joey calling her Christine just really adds to how well this has aged.
    I will keep rewatching this episode until I'm well into my 60s
    We love you Uncle Joey.

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +298

    “I don’t know if she’s got a pole under there, or one of those fucked up feet..”🤣
    I always come back to this when I want to laugh...👍

    • @trst361
      @trst361 3 роки тому +7

      I just came back too for that.

  • @immortal-jbv3598
    @immortal-jbv3598 4 роки тому +260

    I have listened to this specific episode 4 times from 20 minute mark on and I have to say this is the greatest Podcast episode IN THE History of Podcasts without a doubt. It was a crime we missed 20 minutes of this. Joey Diaz is the greatest podcast guest of all time.

    • @immortal-jbv3598
      @immortal-jbv3598 4 роки тому +16

      Back for the 5th time

    • @bryanbill3692
      @bryanbill3692 3 роки тому +3

      That award still goes to Patrice. Don't believe me look 'em up! :)

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 2 роки тому

      @@bryanbill3692 to have a podcast with joey and patrice would be amazing chaos.

    • @darrylwayne1292
      @darrylwayne1292 2 роки тому

      Ive been listening to this ever since it came out. It is so fucking awesome and never gets old

    • @jtaco4101
      @jtaco4101 Рік тому

      ​@@bryanbill3692Patrice was dead before podcasting was even on the radar tbh.

  • @EverythingisFire
    @EverythingisFire 5 років тому +215

    I LOVE how uncomfortable Christine is during Coco's last story, hahah.

    • @uatafaka
      @uatafaka 5 років тому +10

      And she started one episode describing her diarrhea...

    • @Eljoker-sl7wy
      @Eljoker-sl7wy 5 років тому +29

      She was living it like it was happening to her 😂

    • @dexterg90
      @dexterg90 5 років тому +13

      Lol I don't get her logic, she has no problem describing her shits but gets uncomfortable with someone else getting ass blasted... lol ok

    • @MidwesternFilthMixes
      @MidwesternFilthMixes 5 років тому +17

      Christina bugs me now , she has become low and loose

    • @MidwesternFilthMixes
      @MidwesternFilthMixes 5 років тому +7

      Sarkkinator I disagree , I like when she plays dirty with team. Especially when uncle Joey fuckin Diaz is there!

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 3 роки тому +15

    That uncle line is just so good. Joey really got it down to a science whether he knows it or not.

  • @iplayrocknroll
    @iplayrocknroll 5 років тому +127

    “I did not live the load.” -Christina P

  • @runit6638
    @runit6638 5 років тому +41

    Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard. The ending I was dry heaving. Joey Diaz never disappoints.

  • @markphelps8003
    @markphelps8003 5 років тому +10

    Uncle Joey is the man!!! The looks on their faces as they absorb the knowledge is priceless.

  • @TheRealMagris
    @TheRealMagris 2 роки тому +5

    Joey is so fucking captivating and so fucking real. He's stories are definitely what people would call preposterous, but he hasn't been cancelled yet. He's lived through all of the bullshit and luckily us younger folks are blessed to be able to hear and learn from him.

  • @Kariokid
    @Kariokid 5 років тому +152

    2:09:47 This story. I can’t describe how hard I laughed. Joey’s the best.

    • @IntelligentDiscussion
      @IntelligentDiscussion 5 років тому +15

      LOL Christina's face of shame at 2:11:45 "you ever had one of those christine?"

  • @ExtraMojo
    @ExtraMojo 5 років тому +190

    “Sometimes people forget our main job is to be human”
    - José CoCo Muhfuckin Diaz

    • @kskull5764
      @kskull5764 5 років тому

      he said the assistant director said that

    • @ExtraMojo
      @ExtraMojo 5 років тому +3

      Kskull Good catch, sorry for the misquote

    • @yamza8415
      @yamza8415 5 років тому +1

      @@kskull5764 joey re-iterated it, so he wasn't incorrect in his initial comment. technically not a misquote.

    • @Kylemc.1
      @Kylemc.1 2 роки тому

      🤓

  • @taylorgallion2748
    @taylorgallion2748 5 років тому +65

    I see joey diaz and I always click. this man never disappoints. absolute legend. best episode of YMH I have ever watched.

  • @Ilcchms31
    @Ilcchms31 6 місяців тому +2

    Hitting ya in the face with it 😂😂 having you dazed and confused 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lovelylynkaprincess2176
    @lovelylynkaprincess2176 3 роки тому +23

    The last 5 minutes of this podcast is golden. The look on Christina's face and Tom dying laughing 🤣 😆

  • @Krod8615
    @Krod8615 5 років тому +18

    THIS. WAS. THE. BEST. EPISODE. TO. DATE. PERIOD!!!

  • @tlh1981
    @tlh1981 5 років тому +217

    “What a tangle tale we weave, when we tangle to deceive”
    43:20

  • @3m086
    @3m086 3 роки тому +19

    Uncle Joey is one of the best storytellers I’ve ever heard.

  • @thestonygamer4678
    @thestonygamer4678 5 років тому +296

    "This is the WORST Pina Colada I've ever had!"

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +6

      “It put her in a trance!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LJGillen1986
    @LJGillen1986 5 років тому +360

    My lord, what an ending of a podcast.

    • @thorodinson7860
      @thorodinson7860 5 років тому +15

      i almost died

    • @jesseburnett9862
      @jesseburnett9862 5 років тому +21

      FUCKING TREMENDOUS

    • @Khathaar
      @Khathaar 5 років тому +10

      i am in tears

    • @CrashRacknShoot
      @CrashRacknShoot 5 років тому +2

      @@donmega2642 aaaaand you killed it.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 5 років тому +5

      What a truly, hilarious, literally almost crushed my car laughing ending.

  • @Fire_Marshall_Bill
    @Fire_Marshall_Bill 4 роки тому +147

    This just shows the amount of love Uncle Joey has for his people. Shows up unannounced to YMH and hops on the mic just because he wants to spend time with them and make their day. Not a lot of friends like that in this life.

    • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
      @NIMMHATVRapBeats 3 роки тому +11

      and he just doses you 400x of what you expected to get. A true friend. :D hahahaha

  • @alexchavez217
    @alexchavez217 2 роки тому +8

    21:05 how joey just breaks in😂😂 joey is the only one that can do that lol

  • @camoboy3699
    @camoboy3699 4 роки тому +198

    53:15 when Joey screams Toms face is priceless

  • @LorwelDonquist
    @LorwelDonquist 5 років тому +124

    God I love CoCo
    ..”you could breath into the bottom of a glass and they’ll let ya sell cars”
    Gang Gang

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +1

      His rant at the end was so fucking funny😁

    • @Dropanoctave08
      @Dropanoctave08 5 років тому +3

      It made me laugh lol but I have no idea what this means

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 3 роки тому

      @@Dropanoctave08 I interpret it as being so drunk you could fill a glass w booze just with your breath

  • @NorthAmericanDogmanProject
    @NorthAmericanDogmanProject 5 років тому +20

    Jose Diaz....greatest storyteller EVER. I could listen to him every day. I do actually..."Church of whats happening now". Comedic Legend.

  • @vByrner
    @vByrner 3 роки тому +3

    The way Joey's tone changes when he says 'Oh yeah you should see me, I'm there the whole time. Nazi's its what I do'...when asked if he goes to Berlin ends me every time man hahaha...god. Crying.

  • @paintballingfrog
    @paintballingfrog 4 роки тому +40

    I love how when Joey walks in Tom just gets really excited, I love this podcast lol

  • @RebecaFelipe
    @RebecaFelipe 5 років тому +141

    the dude in the background laughing brings me life.

  • @nickg9170
    @nickg9170 5 років тому +168

    Jesus... I have watched the last 10 minutes at least 15 times

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 5 років тому +1

      Nick G I’m having a stroke I’m laughing too hard lmao 😂

  • @vermine18
    @vermine18 2 роки тому +4

    Omg hearing them laughing behind the camera's just shows how naturally hilarious Joey is

  • @TodayUnEarthed
    @TodayUnEarthed 5 років тому +137

    "Don't ever become a woman Christine" -Joey

    • @camdenseifert8766
      @camdenseifert8766 5 років тому

      D

    • @camdenseifert8766
      @camdenseifert8766 5 років тому

      TodayUn-Earthed i

    • @notafuckinpplperson8233
      @notafuckinpplperson8233 5 років тому +1

      that was a low down dig at her for when she told him "i can't imagine it being easy for u to clean urself"

    • @killanova2494
      @killanova2494 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂joey with the heat!!!!

    • @notafuckinpplperson8233
      @notafuckinpplperson8233 5 років тому

      Michael Cuellar lol sorry. i listen to most podcast b4 bed. don't actually watch.,but it's there lol.

  • @B.sacamano
    @B.sacamano 5 років тому +822

    I'm running for the president of the United States.
    Good.

    • @supersuperkw
      @supersuperkw 5 років тому +3

      mad flavor Actually do it

    • @joelgalvan4
      @joelgalvan4 5 років тому +13

      I'd vote for ya in a second, just to see the flying jeew as VP ON 1000MG OF EDIBLES

    • @letsgetrealmedicated
      @letsgetrealmedicated 5 років тому +11

      This is not joey.

    • @B.sacamano
      @B.sacamano 5 років тому +17

      letsgetrealmedicated no fuckin shit.
      Did you listen to the podcast cuz you'd understand

    • @roryasencio9001
      @roryasencio9001 5 років тому +9

      This isnt really joey guys. Dont fall for it.

  • @kelcyngriffith6510
    @kelcyngriffith6510 5 років тому +25

    Joey’s last two stories on this podcast are unreal. I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile.

  • @JRose-dz1gf
    @JRose-dz1gf 3 роки тому +3

    One of my all time favorite podcast episodes. Love you uncle Joey!

  • @izzydarkly5404
    @izzydarkly5404 3 роки тому +27

    That shit never gets old. Back again for the 10th time, I swear.
    Love Joey!

  • @lazarus8447
    @lazarus8447 5 років тому +85

    I think Joey is Tom's spirit animal lol. Tom just lights up when joey talks

  • @sierrabrooks981
    @sierrabrooks981 5 років тому +28

    Uncle Joey was funny af... Couldn't hold back my laughing at my desk...

  • @tweakyapollo
    @tweakyapollo 6 місяців тому +1

    Joey is such a real one. He is one of the best comedians of all time.