Hopefully Uncle Joey takes care of his lungs, can’t afford to lose a legend. Relate to him so much since I grew up in Union city. Shoutout to everyone watching this podcast. Much peace and love, hope ya have a blessed year!
One thing I will admit, my company gave me a Subaru Legacy back in 2010 as a company car, it was one of the best cars I ever drove. Never got stuck in snow, never slipped up in icy conditions, 4 inches of snow on the highway, car was planted firmly. Really is amazing how well the car is designed and built.
I almost died when Joe said real car people must think we are idiots. Talking about rx7s then immediately switching to rotary engines and wondering what car they were in 🤣 absolute gold. Love Joe and Joey together!
It is a job. Even being good at crime takes a level expertise, dedication and good old fashioned experience.. Successful criminals are no dumbies but just 1 single mistake... And well, u already know
I JUST LOVE Joey Diaz and his voice and accent and everything. Its like listening to a 1940s and 50s mobster talking about shit and its just absolutely brilliant
Just watched the one from 2 years prior to this yesterday, and now I’m into this one. You 2 are helping me get thru my days of work thank you so much for such great stories and conversations and content. You guys are awesome especially when you guys get together, such great chemistry man
He also casually says , I remember being on angel dust. I couldn’t take it no more. I was gonna hide in the bushes. Throw her on the ground then ….”give her the flowers” “. And by flowers he means hard dick.
@@solowstang9821 sometimes he takes some stuff too serious and you can feel the vibe between the guest and Jamie like Alex Jones Eddie bravo and other guests If you don’t agree don’t go on the offense it’s a talk show
@Brayden Burdick Jamie is not a good talker doesn’t have confidence. I really want him to be more confident and speak without sounding like he’s being chased by dog. He basically falls apart in a confrontation like the “I got an A in physics meme”
I feel like that’s a shot comparison. Like isn’t it more likely you remember a story you experienced and care about rather than some fact with no bearing on the events of the world. and if it was a cool he prolly told it 20 times the first week after and another 20 after that
He’s said before that he writes everyday for an hour. If he can’t think of a joke or bit right away, then he writes out all of the details for a story from his past. This started as a way to avoid writers block and make sure everyday was productive. Turned into so much more. I honestly am not huge on his stand up, but he’s one of the best podcast guest/host/comedic storytellers there is.
Love this podcast and more often than not it’s Inspirational but there’s usually at least one part that makes me feel like shit. Stuff like “Can you imagine sitting in an office all day” or when they try to relate to everyday people and end up sounding like out of touch rich people lol
There should be a Homeward Bound reboot starring: Joey Diaz as K Rose's bulldog, Tom Holland as a Husky puppy, And Scarlett Johanssen as a red Tabby Cat.
I'm in recovery. The war story fucks in AA are the worst. We all got those stories, it's the ones that don't relive them who stay in recovery. Although, I'd like to sponsor him to see his 4th step lol.
@@kyleshultz6920 lol I doubt your addiction stories are as interesting as Joey's. You sound insanely pretentious. Congrats on acting as if you're better than other addicts just because you're boring and don't even have any interesting stories after years of wasting your life. Stay sober, you jealous dork.
As a Canadian who lives in the Northern Rocky Mountains.....Was really entertaining listening to you guys talk about snow and cold lol. Here we get about 90" (200+ CM) annually, and temps as low as -65C (-85F)........The thought of warmth is the only thing that keeps a guy going lmao. This podcasts definitely helping. Love the show Guys. Joey is a one of a kind friend, seems like the type of guy to tear you a new asshole for something dumb you did then slap you on the back and go out for beers. A true friend thats not afraid to call your bullshit and explain why in detail. 2 Legends on 1 podcast. Perfect.
@@highasusual8013 hey thanks friend I appreciate the kind of word I hope you have a great day and that when you get to where you go usually to get high I hope you get high as f*** this time
Cool comment guy, very original and not an exact copy of something already stated without any personal input of your own Wouldnt wanna accidentally make a comment that contains your own thoughts or opinions!
Dude has a real phobia about office jobs...it's like the ending of the Shield, when Michael Chiklis gets taken off the streets and is busted down to a desk job...a fate worse than death for some, I guess. Poor bastards!
@Roland Deschain Nope, but I used to. It isn't the greatest environment, I admit, but I didn't find it to be the living hell Joe seems to think all office jobs are. Ooh, idea time: they should do a Fear Factor reboot but the challenge is Joe working a full day as a call center rep.
@@James-3000 Bruh I had to work in a fucking office for like a year after I graduated and I fucking hated it, I quit and hustled until I got a fairly stable business with a couple of friends. I would rather die than work another hour in a fucking cubicle.
I’ve literally watched every Joey diaz video the past week. Finished the last one the other night and saw this new one. Thank you joe Rogan for having him on again, he’s the best guest on your show
These men have been friends for as long as I have been alive. I hope to be able to sit like this 20 years from now, passing a joint around with a true friend.
Me too . . I thought what interesting stories and incidents does Robert has to offer compared to uncle Joey . . He's the best tanlented story teller with that graspy voice.
The energy between Joe and Joey is always so different than Joe with his other guests. One of the few times Joe seems like a younger brother trying to make his older bro laugh and impress him. Two of the best to ever do it 💯
Joey: -Talking about how good toyota is Rogan: "Well matt farah had a lexus that went to 1 MILLION Miles" Joey: " OK, who makes lexus?" Rogan: "Toyota" Joey: "... WELL WTF ARE WE TALKIN ABOUT HERE" Lmaooo
@Phil Ill there is a difference between lexus and toyota it isnt to do with people being dumb lexus is quality toyota is to get you from a & b lexus is luxury which is what americans want. same for acura. dont take yourself so seriously you aint shit
Phil Ill they’re luxury brands separated from the cheaper brands so we compare a sc 300 to a Camry price wise. They Aren’t up charging for camrys, they’re undercutting the luxury brands like bmw, Mercedes, Audi.
“Between the ages of 5 and 10 I went through some changes.. until I got hit in the head by a lunch box” the extreme casualness of this and the fact that it was met with no reaction at all killed me entirely
Haha! I was trying to resist, cuz, if someone was talking about... Botany .. if be just as lost! I'm wondering if Joey meant the Miata/MX-5 when he said they were tiny coffins or Maybe an FB RX7 I guess.
@@chrisgibson7557 he was in the longest yard with Adam sandler. "can a corn" lmao that's what he says when he gets hit. That's what I kmew him from before jre
0:00 - "Joeys heavy breathing"
Me: hell yea
Lmao labored
Fuck yeah dude 😂
Hahahaha
instant classic
Hahaha
I could listen to joey tell stories for the rest of my simulation.
Gotta say I've never heard that but I really like it
You refering to Joe explanation of simulation to Brendan & Co?
@@misha_mulisha just simulation theory in general
That statement makes little no sense.
I read that as stimulation and was really lost for a second..
You’ll never hear Joey say “you had to be there.” He takes you there.
Perfect way to put it
True dat brutha
Well said
Wow, that's so true
So true!!!!!
1:25:25 I love how joe just conveniently spawns in a big ass joint from thin air
I don’t smoke but that made even a straight lace guy like myself just go “Tommy mother f’n Chong is the man”
GT 40
1968 GT500KR 4 SPEED TOPLOADER 9 INCH REAREND
Two Holley 4 Barrels
“U know what’s great about that car?
....It doubles as a casket”
God bless Joey Diaz
That was some funny shit.......
I paused when he said said that and knew, right when I play it again joe’s gonna be laughing, but it was Jaime who was laughing
Yeah and what he said... that's NOT what makes Subaru great. LoL 😂. Gotta love JD.
Joey's weeze laugh sounds like the Aztec death whistle from the last podcast!
😆😆👏👏
Raptor Jesus Delete that comment; un-do the curse you have laid upon Jose.
😂🤣🤣
lol
bahahahaha
I wish there was a Netflix series just Joey and joe together with guests
@Daniel Caine fuck no
Daniel Caine sadly he’s right
Danny Devito and Joey would be something
@Daniel Caine that's a no from me dawg
take a look at The Midnight Gospel (netflix)
Smoking a blunt watching these interviews is the best part about the day
More of a pipe fan myself. If you're gonna skate on thin ice you may aswell dance. Tremendous.
Hopefully Uncle Joey takes care of his lungs, can’t afford to lose a legend. Relate to him so much since I grew up in Union city. Shoutout to everyone watching this podcast. Much peace and love, hope ya have a blessed year!
Wheres union city
rawlikesushi3 he smokes weed LOL he’s not gonna ever get sick from his lungs
bom thats the dumbest logic. Joey used to chain smoke cigarettes for many years.
And even weed isn’t fantastic for your lungs.
Over here lookin like ohgoon and shit
@@ZoomNotice smoking anything isn't good for your lungs, when you have a fire in front of your face you will be breathing in carbon monoxide
Just when I thought I’d have to rewatch some oldies tonight.
Just as I’m digging the archives and UA-cam crashes and I reopen to this
Same
Matthew Willis-lawrence thought it was just me
Same. Been watching "Joe Rogan heated arguments." Lol. My favourite is Joe making fun of Redban talking about Olive garden.
Mr Nervous exact same buddy thank fuck for this
I like that Jamie is talking more.
He always does when familiar guests are on....
Yung Lime well before joe would like silence him haha now he’s part of the group
lol but joe shuts him down
Get back in the hole Gimp! Joe is probably a shitty boss
I don't Jamie isn't a guest he's tech support he needs to zip it
Joey has some of the most hilarious stories to tell. I listen to his kidnapping story at least twice a month. It’s just awesome!
Every inhale from uncle joey is like a dramatic pause.
Yeap
Fu#k you
He starts to talk in paragraphs and then takes like a 5 second breather😂
He should not get the Rona.
His inhales sounds like gasps 😩
His breathing is heavy like he just pulled a heist in Boulder
whooba stank he did
He has emphysema
whooba stank he did
“Listen cocksucka, it was 1984 in Boulder and I was desperate for money...”
nope its just from walking back from the shitter
I feel at home when uncle Joey's on.
if Joey is your uncle.. does that mean Jeffrey Epstein is his brother?
Did your parents lie to you constantly as a child? Bc Uncle Joey sure as shit does.
Truth
@@boofert.washington2499 yep lol. he's a compulsive liar for comedic purpose
I do too
One thing I will admit, my company gave me a Subaru Legacy back in 2010 as a company car, it was one of the best cars I ever drove. Never got stuck in snow, never slipped up in icy conditions, 4 inches of snow on the highway, car was planted firmly. Really is amazing how well the car is designed and built.
Diaz: "Did ya get that picture of the monkey I sent to ya for breakfast?"
Joey Diaz is a real life GTA character and if he’s not in GTA6 I will protest
Mafia 3 if u rly wanna see him in a game
Hes gonna be the 1 that lives in some red light district with 3 hookers and a yorkie and master plans all your heists
He was in spider man 2 or 3 and that was good enough for me
Lester IRL
Neal Gray its a game made for adults
Uncle Joey!!! 😭 I really needed this podcast. Our town is a ghost town now because of the volcano.
Much love from the Philippines. 🇵🇭
Hope you're okay👊
Hahah bruh wtf 😂😂😂
If Uncle Joey was there he'd be out & about filling his Subaru with peoples booty.
Be safe man! 😎🏴
Hope it's ok brother.
Stay safe bro ✌🏽
I almost died when Joe said real car people must think we are idiots. Talking about rx7s then immediately switching to rotary engines and wondering what car they were in 🤣 absolute gold. Love Joe and Joey together!
joe knows his mustangs tho
When Joey Diaz said “when I was a burglar” it was like he was talking about an old job 😂😂😂
It's a lot of peoples jobs. rough times pushes people towards jobs like so.
It is a job. Even being good at crime takes a level expertise, dedication and good old fashioned experience..
Successful criminals are no dumbies but just 1 single mistake... And well, u already know
He ate ass like the ham burglar
I JUST LOVE Joey Diaz and his voice and accent and everything. Its like listening to a 1940s and 50s mobster talking about shit and its just absolutely brilliant
I like it when Joe and Jamie have a conversation
Just watched the one from 2 years prior to this yesterday, and now I’m into this one. You 2 are helping me get thru my days of work thank you so much for such great stories and conversations and content. You guys are awesome especially when you guys get together, such great chemistry man
Joey sounds like what I imagined a cigarette would sound like if it could talk
More like a cigar
Jumpman Lee that my friend is what I call a recycled joke
For me it's a joint, laced with coke from 1984
@@ScubaSteve3560 Coco puff!
Jumpman Lee HOEY REMINDS ME OF SNIK, the VILLIAN CHARACTER FROM MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS with MAURICE - HOWIE MANDEL
Love how he casually says "when i was a burglar" 🤣🤣
Like it was his profession 🤣
@@curlyfm it is 😂
He also casually says , I remember being on angel dust. I couldn’t take it no more. I was gonna hide in the bushes. Throw her on the ground then ….”give her the flowers” “.
And by flowers he means hard dick.
@Jake24 yeah. Here on Earth , they call that rape.
@Jake24 you're saying he said that to exaggerate how he felt?
UA-cam: JRE Ep 1409 Joey Diaz
Me: Tremendous
Riich_Anthony *Fuckin Tremendous
Really fascinating.
These 2 are just great together…. They’re so real and hilarious. Just comfortable and humble vibes.
litterally two pals chatting together about all subjects, smoking & getting paid to do so
Can't believe Joey is still telling Stories Joe never heard of
10 years of podcasts, averaging 3hr each with Joe, and Joey is still telling stories Joe hasn't heard before....
The man has lived a full life
Maybe hes just really good at making shit up
Joey "Stories for dayz" Diaz
@@QuakeSphere 100%
"Joey Diaz uploaded 3 seconds ago"
What a good thing to see
It says there's one view, 280 likes, and one dislike.
UA-cam math...
Justin Brink this has been happening for several years why do people still comment on it
:’)
gargantuas facts
I'm a big Church fan!! Fam, can you please give me a follow on the IG?? Thank you! instagram.com/therealswagaroo/
“Sorry about that fart Joe Rogan”
Best line ever
Also sincere remorse in his eyes...
😂😂😂😂
1:51:02 Asuka!
He seriously must have laid a bomb to have felt the need to apologize for it.
Robert B keto farts
“Sorry about that fart joe rogan I had one of those whey proteins” 😂😂
Literally Peter griffin irl
😂😂
@sasukeuchiha8801 Chefs kiss trememdous.
Azucar
Joey sounds like he is purring when he talks low.
familiar face this is hilarious
physicists say, his voice is so low, you can basically hear the individual sound waves
Damn that’s hilarious about physicists...
TREMENDOUS!!!!
His vocal fry is crazy. Lots of smoking, LOTS of coke
I was literally just thinking yesterday that it’s been a minute since Joey has been on
Same here lol
Same here man woke up to a new episode is dope 🤟🤙
I really wish it would stop. It's gotten old now.
Likewise.
@@rymc420 what kind of a child killing demon from hell are you?
I love joey episodes cause he really makes sure he engages with Jamie and includes him in the conversation
Which is a bad idea
@@Damnto why tho tf
@@solowstang9821 sometimes he takes some stuff too serious and you can feel the vibe between the guest and Jamie like Alex Jones Eddie bravo and other guests
If you don’t agree don’t go on the offense it’s a talk show
@@Damnto imik’klnpNlknx
@Brayden Burdick Jamie is not a good talker doesn’t have confidence. I really want him to be more confident and speak without sounding like he’s being chased by dog. He basically falls apart in a confrontation like the “I got an A in physics meme”
I can’t remember what I had for Breakfast, Joey Diaz is out here telling the 100th unique story about what he did in Boulder in 1982
I feel like that’s a shot comparison. Like isn’t it more likely you remember a story you experienced and care about rather than some fact with no bearing on the events of the world. and if it was a cool he prolly told it 20 times the first week after and another 20 after that
How many of those are just the truth stretched for entertainment purposes. It’s still awesome
F
He’s said before that he writes everyday for an hour. If he can’t think of a joke or bit right away, then he writes out all of the details for a story from his past. This started as a way to avoid writers block and make sure everyday was productive. Turned into so much more. I honestly am not huge on his stand up, but he’s one of the best podcast guest/host/comedic storytellers there is.
William Pickett Joey doesn’t do that. Maybe in his bits but not on podcasts
3 more hours added to the collection: the greatest guest of JRE
Nah he's a idiot but he can blab
W3T D0G you should make a podcast about it
@@chaoskid657 about what ?
Joe: You calling us dumb?
Joey: *Yes absolutely*
Brendan Schaub: You calling me gay?
Everyone in the entire universe: Yes absolutely
Join the cult
Mad respect for both of them, this episode was on a another level ❤
Joe: "Imagine working in an office your whole life"
Joe's entire audience: "..."
You could literally quit your job and live in the woods if you wanted to
@@elperronimo Yeah, it's just that easy.
There’s a decent number of criminals in the audience, mostly dope boys.
Love this podcast and more often than not it’s Inspirational but there’s usually at least one part that makes me feel like shit. Stuff like “Can you imagine sitting in an office all day” or when they try to relate to everyday people and end up sounding like out of touch rich people lol
Andrew Mowbray totally right
When Joey's on, I just click "like" as soon as I get here.
I just clicked on the video no matter what I was doing
Even if I was masturbating.
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, 👉🙋♂️
Gene Burnett I am reading every comment in a New York accent
They should have Joey Diaz's voice for Alexa and google maps
Imagine taking a wrong turn...
"Turn right cocksuka"
Yesssss
You missed your exit ya dumb fuck
@@ficcguy1532 yeeeeee
Joey Diaz is a true legend , great comedian , and great stories teller God bless him 🙏 ❤
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These 2 are so real and genuine and they can talk about anything with each other.
And it’s always gold.
If my bulldog could speak, he'd sound like Joey Diaz.
K Rose 😂😂😂
Ah! That's awesome bro!...I have a 10yr old english bulldog and can relate! lol
There should be a Homeward Bound reboot starring:
Joey Diaz as K Rose's bulldog,
Tom Holland as a Husky puppy,
And Scarlett Johanssen as a red Tabby Cat.
Probably wouldn't lie as much
I wish my dog sounded like that
Joey talk's with the honesty of a recovering addict in group. Dude is real and I completely respect that.
I'm in recovery. The war story fucks in AA are the worst. We all got those stories, it's the ones that don't relive them who stay in recovery. Although, I'd like to sponsor him to see his 4th step lol.
@@kyleshultz6920 5th, Lol
@@kyleshultz6920 lol I doubt your addiction stories are as interesting as Joey's. You sound insanely pretentious. Congrats on acting as if you're better than other addicts just because you're boring and don't even have any interesting stories after years of wasting your life. Stay sober, you jealous dork.
@@donnypotsmoker you wouldnt believe the stories you hear in there. that other guy is right and its you that sounds like the pretentious moron. lol
@@kyleshultz6920 ur a goofy gillagam
As a Canadian who lives in the Northern Rocky Mountains.....Was really entertaining listening to you guys talk about snow and cold lol. Here we get about 90" (200+ CM) annually, and temps as low as -65C (-85F)........The thought of warmth is the only thing that keeps a guy going lmao. This podcasts definitely helping. Love the show Guys. Joey is a one of a kind friend, seems like the type of guy to tear you a new asshole for something dumb you did then slap you on the back and go out for beers. A true friend thats not afraid to call your bullshit and explain why in detail. 2 Legends on 1 podcast. Perfect.
Joe “the wrecker of sleep schedules” Rogan
Carter McMillan blame Jamie
Right about to goto bed and bam light anotha gotta watch atleast half gotta love joey
Ikr...its 5 a.m here. Just when i was about to fall asleep joe muthafuckin rogan uploads a video
JahJah ikr
East coast like me?
I love it when these guys come together.
So much of Joey's comedy comes from his life experiences. Freakin rhino plowing his way through life.
Well he's got the mind set and the nose for the job.
@@sapper12b71 you funny as fuck bro this comment underrated asf
@@highasusual8013 hey thanks friend I appreciate the kind of word I hope you have a great day and that when you get to where you go usually to get high I hope you get high as f*** this time
@@sapper12b71 thanks brother
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Joey “When I was a Burglar” Diaz
😂appreciate it
Bernie 2020
joey diaz was made for podcasts
If Joey is there, I listen. He's a natural storyteller and he's mesmerizing.
Joey aka "the last storyBender" Diaz
Joey : “We called him Puerto Rican Nelson”
Joe : “why’s that”
Joey : “He was Puerto Rican, and his name was Nelson”
V vv
V vvv
Joe yah fuckin goomba
Cool comment guy, very original and not an exact copy of something already stated without any personal input of your own
Wouldnt wanna accidentally make a comment that contains your own thoughts or opinions!
@D M its a joke, YOU lighten up and stop reading things in such a serious tone ;)
literally just finished binging over 2 hours of “best of joey diaz” and now this pops up 😍
Amazing😂 same thing happened to me b4 watching best of Chris Delia then the delia ep of TFATK pops up
No sleep for you tonight eh? Lol
Go get a day job
love when that stuff happens lol
SAME
Rogan can talk for hours on anything. Dude is a beast.
I keep thinking that world map on Joey's shirt is a sweat stain
Haven B 😂😂😂
The first time that I saw it I'm like why is he wearing a sweaty ass shirt???😆
I thought it was sweat until I seen your comment 😂😂
😂😂😂
Loool I just assumed joey was a bit hot that day wtf
Not even a minute in
Joe “could you imagine working in an office” Rogan
Dude has a real phobia about office jobs...it's like the ending of the Shield, when Michael Chiklis gets taken off the streets and is busted down to a desk job...a fate worse than death for some, I guess. Poor bastards!
Joe would go all wanted on his boss the first day.
@Roland Deschain Nope, but I used to. It isn't the greatest environment, I admit, but I didn't find it to be the living hell Joe seems to think all office jobs are. Ooh, idea time: they should do a Fear Factor reboot but the challenge is Joe working a full day as a call center rep.
Joe’s right. Fuck working in a office, there is so much more out there for you
@@James-3000 Bruh I had to work in a fucking office for like a year after I graduated and I fucking hated it, I quit and hustled until I got a fairly stable business with a couple of friends. I would rather die than work another hour in a fucking cubicle.
Joey diaz: I wasnt driving drunk or nothing...you know me
Ten minutes later
Joey Diaz: I was driving, trippin on something.
I wasn't over the top yet 😂
Realistikk513 “not over the hill”😂😂😂 I’m a use that next time I describe my influence on drugs or alcohol.
It’s different.
He's told that story on other podcasts, but the moral was why he hates drunk driving, not why he hates small cars.
Lmfao
“ @48 minutes is pure gold bruddah” love ya uncle Joey 😂
I’ve literally watched every Joey diaz video the past week. Finished the last one the other night and saw this new one. Thank you joe Rogan for having him on again, he’s the best guest on your show
Facts were spoken here.
Hands down the best
These men have been friends for as long as I have been alive. I hope to be able to sit like this 20 years from now, passing a joint around with a true friend.
I get it. I have a friend I know for 25 years. It’s a rare gift
@D M I'm 22
there is nothing i want more than a true friend ....that breed is long extinct
Unless your friend moves to Austin
I have friends I grew up more than 50 years ago, we still get high together & talk about the good old days. A lot of my friends aren’t here anymore.
Guys at university of boulder: so how many mpg
Joey diaz: these guys were astronauts asking questions about velocity i had to look up answers😂😂
This comment was even funnier than his bit
Man I wish more people would understand that even if we don't like our history we cant just get rid of it we must remember it or repeat it
Forget about it, specially the dumb shit, you forget you can't repeat the same shit.
we should never forget it but don’t have to remember it even less repeat it
@@6loscar448I think he’s saying if we don’t remember our mistakes we will end up repeating them
Finally, its been too long without Joey Diaz
agutier730 waaaay too long
Never jumped on a video notification faster than this
same
same
The Robert Downey Jr. podcast just came out, but I clicked on Joey Diaz.
Nick Jones Joey Diaz is the only repeat guest, I make a point to see EVERY old podcast.
Nick Jones , stopped watching that podcast after 15 mins cause I checked the page and saw this one
@@eliasflor52 passed on sex with the wife an hour and a half ago to be in the garage with the project 56 Nomad and CoCo.
Me too . . I thought what interesting stories and incidents does Robert has to offer compared to uncle Joey . . He's the best tanlented story teller with that graspy voice.
Yeah, me toi, saving the better for last....
The energy between Joe and Joey is always so different than Joe with his other guests. One of the few times Joe seems like a younger brother trying to make his older bro laugh and impress him. Two of the best to ever do it 💯
'Kalabib Nurmagobevagov' - Joey Diaz
Stiopic
Mr illSick lmao spot on
This comment just made Me loose it and wake up my girlfriend. Lol
What part is this at
Time stamp please LOL
We need more Joey Diaz Alien episodes.
Him and Eddie Bravo together is great.
Throw in some Alex Jones and we got the tri fecta
K D yes
@@mikeescandor4945 no doubt. I wish he'd get Alex back on but I'm guessing it'll be awhile. Seems like Joe has kinda distanced himself from him.
I love how Diaz keeps addressing joe as Joe Rogan. It’s just hilarious to me lmaoo.
Let me tell you something Joe Rogan always cracks me up
Sorry about that fart Joe Rogan!
💯
mafia style
@@lennymclean1814 Who's the Guv'na
I can listen to these two all night,especially Joey,and his stories!!! freakin LOVE Joey Diaz!!!
Joey: -Talking about how good toyota is
Rogan: "Well matt farah had a lexus that went to 1 MILLION Miles"
Joey: " OK, who makes lexus?"
Rogan: "Toyota"
Joey: "... WELL WTF ARE WE TALKIN ABOUT HERE"
Lmaooo
@Phil Ill because if they were marketed as honda or toyota no one would think its luxorious
@Phil Ill there is a difference between lexus and toyota it isnt to do with people being dumb lexus is quality toyota is to get you from a & b lexus is luxury which is what americans want. same for acura. dont take yourself so seriously you aint shit
@@James-iw4fz its "whole" dipshit, not 'hole' like the filthy cave you live in shitbird.
@Phil Ill There are many countries selling Lexus. Stop posting dumbass.
Phil Ill they’re luxury brands separated from the cheaper brands so we compare a sc 300 to a Camry price wise. They Aren’t up charging for camrys, they’re undercutting the luxury brands like bmw, Mercedes, Audi.
Joey is a GREAT story teller… I’m at work listening to y’all and dying laughing 💪🏽😂
“Between the ages of 5 and 10 I went through some changes.. until I got hit in the head by a lunch box” the extreme casualness of this and the fact that it was met with no reaction at all killed me entirely
And Joe didn't even react to that line
People our age have been hit by and with all kinds of stuff!
@@painmt651 amen
😂😂😂😂
Bro FR lol I had to rewind like did I hear that right?
When Joey’s on I click “like” as soon as I get here
What a completely unique perspective that needed to be shared.
Biased AND beta...
Aaron are you okay?
14:30 "You know what's good about that car? It doubles as a casket." 🤣🤣
Joey: "My buddy's got the... Tesla, y'know the electric one'
Joe: "Which one"
Joey: "Y'know the one you plug in"
😁😅 lmao, love that dude
incorectulpolitic stfu
@@jaggedvisions ok Karen.
incorectulpolitic omg I love the free ebook!! Bitch
@@incorectulpolitic ești ok bro?
“Don’t protect him, he runs like half a fruit cake”
-Joey Diaz
This podcast brought me uncle Joey and Theo Von. I’m forever grateful for that
Same bro
Same, 2 legends dog
Pup Pup Man who?
I'm listening this 2 years later and still seems like the first time🙏🏿🙌🏿🙏🏿
I told myself I’d be in bed early tonight
P Rizzle do some cocaine
I never clicked on a podcast so fast in my entire life
PunkOFF Beats right. I love Joey and joe🤣🤣
Edd ed and Eddy
PunkOFF Beats fax
Words cannot explain how hyped I got when I saw this posted, when Joey is on its the best episodes period.
BJT005 tremendous
I could not agree more!!
I don't see it. What has this guy done with his life except waste it on drugs and alcohol?
Whenever uncle Joey Diaz is on JRE It makes my day
When Joey laughs sounds like steam escaping from a busted radiator
lmao
Jeremy Smith 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao !
I’m a mechanic so I know exactly what you are talking about ! Oh man too funny. You gave me one of the hardest laughs.
Could you imagine if Joey owned Mutley!
It’s a damn shame how fast I clicked this 😂😂😂
I made an audible gasp of excitement. All his visits are tremendous
no, no it's not
Lmao same
Frankiejaye SAME!!!
😂😂
I cleared my voice 50 times watching Joey Diaz talk..
Looney 24 🤣😂
how many times did you clear your throat watching the Daryl Davis podcast?
Chest infection
*clears throat
Whatd you say
@@alexbolton9492 just checked that out and as soon as he started talking i performed a tracheostomy on myself.
I could listen to y’all all day long. Classic 💎
“It’s a tricky thing, being a person” the most joe Rogan quote to ever be said lol
(As he sniffs and takes a deep breath)
Fear is not a factor for you
When i need to re-gravel my driveway, I play a Joey Diaz podcast and point my speakers at the ground
AHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
LMAOOO THIS IS THE MOST UNDERATED COMMENT OF 2020 ON UA-cam
Brilliant
Lol
@@ursala3000 i mean, i wouldn't go THAT far...
😂 took me a minute to realize that the earth's land masses are on Joey's shirt and not sweat stains.
Earths land masses just got added to my vocabulary
Same here .lol
thank you for the AHA moment! I already gave into the idea of it being sweat. Eddie bravo would be so proud of you for "looking into it".
Bro that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it looks just like it!
Joey coco Diaz, you're the man. Your story telling skills are unreal. I love how you tell em.
"And ran away like Steven Seagal" lmao god bless Joey
That story literally made my eyes water from crying 😂😂
Bill Cosby didn’t even have to go chase em huh lolol god bless Bill Cosby
"Real car people must be going crazy right now, you don't know shit!"
-Yes. Yes we are.
"it was one of the rare times in history, where two companies had the same car"
*f a c e p a l m*
@@RawShogun shit happens all the time
Yea lol
Haha! I was trying to resist, cuz, if someone was talking about... Botany .. if be just as lost!
I'm wondering if Joey meant the Miata/MX-5 when he said they were tiny coffins or Maybe an FB RX7 I guess.
lightworker303
Yes we are going fuckin crazy.
"It's a tricky thing being a human" - Peak Joe Rogan.
Not wrong though.
Whenever I feel like I'm being soft in life I watch Joey and get back to the person what I should be
I never really knew who Joey Diaz was before the JRE Podcast, It's just so captivating and hilarious to listen to him!
Me too! Check the hot ones show! It’s hilarious
Check Out "The Church Of Whats Happening Now" with Theo Von
Never seen spiderman 2 😂
@@chrisgibson7557 he was in the longest yard with Adam sandler. "can a corn" lmao that's what he says when he gets hit. That's what I kmew him from before jre
Theres great Skeptic Tank episodes with Joey. Ari loves him.
Joe: A buddy of mine
Joey: A buddy of mine
Joe: A buddy of mine
Joey: A buddy of mine
You never know what's gonna come through that door.
That's called having friends.
You should look into it.
they were talking about each other...
@@xonerate371 found the local dipshit.
@@xonerate371 everything's a conspiracy bro. Even your mom.
I honestly believe no other guests with all due respect will ever be as entertaining and vibrant beings as Joey "Coco" Diaz🤜🏾🙏🏾🤲🏾💯
JOEY: "TONY ROBBINS MOTIVATED ME TO BE A BETTER CRIMINAL....I WENT FROM DOING BURGALARIES TO KIDNAPPING."
Anthony*
I love it 🤣🤣😭
Yer fkn classic