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  • @pattypcollins
    @pattypcollins 8 років тому +2264

    I will always be thankful to Joe for introducing the world to Joey Diaz.

    • @thomasgreen7077
      @thomasgreen7077 7 років тому +55

      So is joey diaz

    • @eb664
      @eb664 7 років тому +50

      Patty C Uncle Joeys been around long before that momo Rogan

    • @h.c.parkeriv2747
      @h.c.parkeriv2747 7 років тому +42

      C x Yeah but if it wasn't for JRE I would have never been introduced to him, or given him the time of day. So yeah I agree with this. Thank goodness, he's the best person to ever be on the podcast imo

    • @joshuapepper3426
      @joshuapepper3426 6 років тому +1

      Patrick C so agree

    • @jimmybernard2857
      @jimmybernard2857 6 років тому +9

      Fuck yeah I've been backtracking all his stuff for a while and i'm fucking loving it !

  • @leo1337hs
    @leo1337hs 8 років тому +3269

    joey is the only person that should be alowed to live forever.

    • @spacemonkey7461
      @spacemonkey7461 8 років тому +16

      yes! haha

    • @D3vilman95
      @D3vilman95 8 років тому +39

      he already has.

    • @Joe-ss9cr
      @Joe-ss9cr 8 років тому +28

      +Reality Well, that counts you out

    • @carlgreen5168
      @carlgreen5168 8 років тому +26

      Diaz is without doubt one of the funniest men i.v ever come across.....great character.

    • @DaveSP196
      @DaveSP196 8 років тому +4

      True

  • @PrincipledUncertainty
    @PrincipledUncertainty 7 років тому +728

    I could watch a 24 hr channel of Joe and Joey talking. Never a boring second.

    • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
      @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn 5 років тому +4

      Especially if he was naked... Uhhhhhh... Asking for a friend!

    • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
      @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn 5 років тому +6

      I'd even give my foreskin to have him perform at my bat mitzvah, and I'm not even Jewish!

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 5 років тому +11

      @@hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn lay off the meth bro, it doesn't agree with you.

    • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
      @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn 5 років тому +4

      +@@jacobmortimore ...
      Math doesn't agree with me, the meth and glue fumes go down just fine...

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 5 років тому

      Agreed

  • @danielbuhr4260
    @danielbuhr4260 4 роки тому +162

    The day Joey dies I'm gonna cry harder than any other celebrity. There's no man that feels like your uncle, your friend, and somebody out of godfather all in one all while never actually having met.

    • @oogabooga8078
      @oogabooga8078 4 роки тому +13

      damn man, just made me think about that, i guess we're all going to have eachother atleast

    • @zachhoward9099
      @zachhoward9099 4 роки тому +8

      It's unreal, half the time i hear him talking in my head lol I've even had his voice in my head before narrating my own memories🤣

  • @sicklesbrandon
    @sicklesbrandon 6 років тому +482

    "Half of Cuba is pro gay the other half of Cuba will take you shark hunting" - Joey Diaz 🤣☠

    • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
      @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn 5 років тому +5

      I come from a place where the men are men, and the sheep run scared...

    • @jf5357
      @jf5357 5 років тому +3

      David Cox key words there **when Fidel took over**

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 5 років тому +1

      @@davidcox6454 not anymore they've acceptd the gay for the most these days

  • @SpacemanXC
    @SpacemanXC 8 років тому +487

    My cookies are full of weed and my dick is full of blood.
    Fuck ISIS.
    Diaz 1, 2, 5.
    And Merry Christmas ya cunts.

    • @purpledro28
      @purpledro28 8 років тому +3

      +Bibo Thor 1,2,5 is from the condit fight but fuck Isis

    • @streetdreamz210
      @streetdreamz210 8 років тому +3

      +Bibo Thor whats a takedown in a fight to the death realy? Nothing

    • @juantwotree5710
      @juantwotree5710 8 років тому +2

      +eduardo Terrazas it means everything. have u ever ended up on the bottom in a fight? being on the ground is never preferred.

    • @topladnigel6079
      @topladnigel6079 8 років тому

      +SpaceManDawn Merry Christmas drug addict

    • @Lynxchillin08
      @Lynxchillin08 8 років тому +2

      Merry Christmas ya' fuckin' momo. StayHigh

  • @SecularTalk
    @SecularTalk 8 років тому +491

    Joey Diaz is basically a god.

  • @bartekwtrpl
    @bartekwtrpl 8 років тому +267

    This podcast definitely reaches global audience Joey! I'm living proof... I'm from Poland living in Thailand. cheers

  • @mungofish81
    @mungofish81 8 років тому +718

    Joey Diaz would make an awesome crazy uncle. The sort of uncle your parents don't really approve of.

    • @christiantyler1483
      @christiantyler1483 7 років тому +6

      This comment is underrated.

    • @Redpaw000
      @Redpaw000 6 років тому +5

      Great sitcom there.

    • @klaytonvonkluge4905
      @klaytonvonkluge4905 6 років тому

      "Becaue i dont think you'll ever be worth more than 2 thousand dollars, that's why.."

    • @killekillekille1
      @killekillekille1 6 років тому +14

      mungofish81 the one that buy u rubbers, borrows cash from ur dad and wont give it back, but its ur moms brother so u love him

    • @adamkorn5376
      @adamkorn5376 6 років тому +9

      thats why they call him uncle joey

  • @plastikgangsters6443
    @plastikgangsters6443 8 років тому +124

    Every time joey calls joe rogan 'dawg' or 'joe rogan' my faith in humanity is completely restored. Love it love it love it!!!!!

  • @tr0ublem4kerWZ
    @tr0ublem4kerWZ 8 років тому +302

    am Vietnamese and I've been listening to jre since 2012. This podcast changed my life forever since. Now am healthy, doing bjj and pursuing the career that I love. This podcast taught me more things than my parents did and enlighted me more than any religion. JRE for life!

  • @tickeymickey360
    @tickeymickey360 8 років тому +602

    Nothing better than Joey Diaz on christmas eve 👌

    • @PhatAssObese
      @PhatAssObese 8 років тому +1

      +Budgetbomber "they call me bruce willis, unbreakable die hard" - hieroglyphics

    • @Bodie8p
      @Bodie8p 8 років тому +1

      +Metal Mickey Christmas morning for me

    • @MrHypotheticalMan
      @MrHypotheticalMan 8 років тому

      +Metal Mickey Chew a mcee like El Chupa Nibre

    • @adamkc0
      @adamkc0 6 років тому +2

      2 years later, still the truth

    • @elijahownsall
      @elijahownsall 6 років тому +1

      TRUF

  • @06livefast
    @06livefast 8 років тому +163

    JRE been fucking fire lately.

    • @rn4l863
      @rn4l863 8 років тому +9

      I hear you JRE is on a nice streak right now

    • @rn4l863
      @rn4l863 8 років тому +1

      +funzy101 yeh I been watching like 4 straight you know how sometimes he has uninteresting people on and those are the ones you skip

    • @timmykkgb
      @timmykkgb 8 років тому

      +gilbert rubio I watch the shitty podcasts too lmao

    • @garsto9718
      @garsto9718 8 років тому +4

      +WhenYouNut AndSheKeepOnSuckin Agreed! Now we just need Joe to invite Conor McGregor. ;)

    • @jamesm8397
      @jamesm8397 8 років тому +6

      lol the pic and the name, priceless!

  • @josephyoung6749
    @josephyoung6749 5 років тому +108

    "how can a man be 40 years old, and never seen an Italian sandwich" -Mr. Diaz

    • @NPC-0013
      @NPC-0013 4 роки тому +2

      Joesph Young I’m a 36 year old English man n I’ve never seen one yet. Not that I know of anyway. I’d like to try

  • @npc1172
    @npc1172 8 років тому +71

    joey diaz the greatest hype man of all time 😂

  • @OplzITSCreez
    @OplzITSCreez 8 років тому +63

    Joey Diaz is a Treasure. I want to wrap him in bubblewrap and preserve him for future generations. The Realness is appreciated. Feel genuine love toward him like an uncle or something.
    Stay Black Muthafunkers!

  • @daveevangelist4633
    @daveevangelist4633 5 років тому +44

    “It’s a beautiful day in Jersey, there’s leaves out and everything” 25:06 😂

  • @krivbeknehkami8389
    @krivbeknehkami8389 5 років тому +164

    Yo straight up, who watches a 3hr poscast and dislikes?

    • @Bouch1018
      @Bouch1018 5 років тому +6

      Krivbekneh Kami people who are any actually watching it longer than maybe 20 minutes.

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 роки тому +2

      Haters

    • @zexji3728
      @zexji3728 4 роки тому

      Alex Jones

    • @gregtavarez3322
      @gregtavarez3322 4 роки тому

      Jimmy ok jimmy

    • @jameycockrell5481
      @jameycockrell5481 4 роки тому

      @Jimmy someone disliked🤔🤔🤔🤔.....you straight up

  • @johnnytezca
    @johnnytezca 8 років тому +52

    "Emojis are the most advanced language today." -Redban
    Never gets old.

    • @emilvanhorn758
      @emilvanhorn758 5 років тому +2

      😂🤷‍♂️👀🤓😌🤫🤫

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 років тому +1

      There annoying see the dude above me i have No idea what that means

    • @Bouch1018
      @Bouch1018 5 років тому

      I think if they improved on the idea of emojis and added virtually everything they don’t already have it could be a good way to bridge certain languages or mental disabilities. Context and tone is the issue I think we all would have.

  • @josephyoung6749
    @josephyoung6749 5 років тому +42

    "I got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel"

  • @jaym2111
    @jaym2111 8 років тому +315

    anyone else escaping the family and listening to this ??

    • @06livefast
      @06livefast 8 років тому +8

      +James Morris Unwrapped them presents and ran the fuck up stairs to make nachos and watch the JRE.

    • @etluxintenebrislucet7035
      @etluxintenebrislucet7035 8 років тому +8

      smoking the cheeba and washin my dirty asshole

    • @kobeiswell
      @kobeiswell 8 років тому

      same

    • @silverclaw4
      @silverclaw4 8 років тому +2

      +James Morris The party is over and I've gained 4 kgs. Now it's time to refuckinglax and JRE w- coco Diaz

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 8 років тому +3

      +James Morris i have no family

  • @RESISTING1
    @RESISTING1 8 років тому +123

    16:00 LOL I never seen Joey gets fired up in Spanish before

  • @schustererik83
    @schustererik83 8 років тому +112

    dude, I wanna see Joey Diaz in person soooooo bad. . . .

    • @Huxtee7
      @Huxtee7 8 років тому +7

      If you see him live you will get to meet him after the show. He is such a great fukn guy, ive met him on 2 different occasions and he was men of men's.

    • @Oysterhorse
      @Oysterhorse 8 років тому +9

      I froze when I saw him.. he looks like a gangster

    • @bargainbuysgenius
      @bargainbuysgenius 6 років тому +4

      He does look gangster and his hands are gigantic . It's surreal . I didn't want to meet him after the show though I knew he didn't want to be bothered even for the small $100.

    • @nickyoung5309
      @nickyoung5309 6 років тому +10

      NGL Reviews so you were scared to meet a celebrity because they “looked gangster”? Thats some real weird pussy shit

    • @saltlife5322
      @saltlife5322 5 років тому +1

      Nick Young agree...weird comment 🙄🤔

  • @Abdullah.Hazim.
    @Abdullah.Hazim. Місяць тому +1

    2024 and I still go back to see these gems 💎 anyone else???

  • @Queendomcruz
    @Queendomcruz 6 років тому +62

    30 secs in n Joey's already spittin gems, love this guy 😊

    • @nah6430
      @nah6430 6 років тому

      How do you have so many subscribers and yet you have no videos?.

    • @MrWeThePeople23
      @MrWeThePeople23 6 років тому +4

      @@nah6430 Because she has a female profile picture. How long have you been on the internet? haha

    • @Queendomcruz
      @Queendomcruz 6 років тому

      @@nah6430 cause ppl like my comments 🙋

    • @YKing-zr3di
      @YKing-zr3di 5 років тому

      @@Queendomcruz damn wts ur ig

    • @Queendomcruz
      @Queendomcruz 5 років тому +1

      @@YKing-zr3di @queendomcruz

  • @DhrSiNpromos
    @DhrSiNpromos 8 років тому +21

    I'm definitely on the Diaz train. He is great.

  • @timmycipollini9006
    @timmycipollini9006 3 місяці тому +6

    Anybody here in 2024?

  • @grantfoxworth1627
    @grantfoxworth1627 5 років тому +20

    2:02:35 Greatest Joey Diaz rant of all time.

    • @enzorini1335
      @enzorini1335 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PangolinStirfry
    @PangolinStirfry 6 років тому +19

    If I could pick a guest on this podcast, George Carlin and Joey Diaz 100% best 3 hours of all time.

  • @NevermindHDx
    @NevermindHDx 8 років тому +30

    Ilove how Joey went off at 2:02:42.

  • @tonylauder4848
    @tonylauder4848 5 років тому +4

    This is TONY from Australia, and if i ever get over there and by some chance i get to meet any of you guys, i would Love to say thankyou for all the work you've done and all the enjoyment you've given me.
    THANKYOU.

  • @ShangTsung917
    @ShangTsung917 8 років тому +8

    Yes, thank you Joe for this Christmas gift.

  • @DustinKeiser
    @DustinKeiser 8 років тому +38

    Anyone else excited to see this in their subscriptions?

    • @thealancorp.2394
      @thealancorp.2394 8 років тому +5

      +Dustin Keiser had to clean my balls for this one

    • @BettaBjj
      @BettaBjj 8 років тому +2

      My fanny got wet when I saw this......and I'm a boy

    • @jordanwendt3359
      @jordanwendt3359 8 років тому

      +Hello Goodbye please stop.

  • @NigelLiottaMacDonald
    @NigelLiottaMacDonald 2 місяці тому +1

    I gotta remember to re-watch this episode on Christmas Eve.

  • @streamingwithjoe
    @streamingwithjoe 13 днів тому

    Still love these old episodes in 2024. This is comfort food for the soul.

  • @sergio199407
    @sergio199407 8 років тому +19

    It's taking me 3 days to finish listening to this. Worth is.

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 8 років тому +5

      Dude me too lol. I listen to 30 minutes and go to sleep.

    • @TheBloggme
      @TheBloggme 8 років тому +2

      +Iceburgg Slimm I've never watched an entire episode.

    • @kickingitwithtimmyb
      @kickingitwithtimmyb 6 років тому

      Agreed

  • @tonybrown746
    @tonybrown746 6 років тому +102

    Uncle Joey is the reason aliens visit earth 👽

    • @freedomlover1361
      @freedomlover1361 5 років тому

      Joey could be THE ALIEN who IS VISITING Earth at this moment!

    • @yobeatthat85
      @yobeatthat85 5 років тому

      That’s why they fucked off home hahaha

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 років тому

      Chris Walken would scare aliens , he he

    • @Really658
      @Really658 4 роки тому

      Tru fact

  • @ruslankirichenko8588
    @ruslankirichenko8588 8 років тому +87

    39:18 Australians get a whole month off work. This is true i have lived in Australia since 1993 we usually a minimum of 4 weeks of paid annual leave.

    • @InfamousMedia
      @InfamousMedia 8 років тому +10

      Dmitri Kirichenko that's how the world should be. At least in USA, 2 weeks is the national average of annual time off. It's fuckin nuts

    • @markm3706
      @markm3706 7 років тому +5

      +InfamousMedia that's cus America is all kinds of fucked up.

    • @InfamousMedia
      @InfamousMedia 7 років тому +13

      Mark M it's not really fun here in USA now. There is a lot of tension, everyone hates each other, race wars are ready to break out and everyone judges each other. And everyone is sensitive; I don't accept PC as a speech modifier but so many people try to make you speak in a certain way. The few positives are all the fun we can have with guns and snowmobiles and ATVs and all that, and that weed is becoming more publicly available

    • @kalmorgan1383
      @kalmorgan1383 7 років тому +8

      I get 25 days paid leave (UK) and I can buy up to 2 weeks more (10 working days) for a deduction in salary each month. Fucking perfect!

    • @Beefwelliington
      @Beefwelliington 6 років тому

      i lived there for 25 years and youre all full of shit

  • @dumshark6873
    @dumshark6873 7 років тому +1

    Whenever Im feeling down I listen to Joey. He has an aura about him that radiates happiness and laughter

  • @Vogular
    @Vogular 8 років тому +23

    Listening to this while working out lol

    • @jon33.3
      @jon33.3 6 років тому +3

      Patrick Vogel STFU forever

  • @TXSuplex
    @TXSuplex 8 років тому +14

    You don't gotta celebrate Christmas but you betta celebrate Joey Diaz! Happy holidays cocksuckas.

  • @kingalfred8719
    @kingalfred8719 8 років тому +102

    Joey Diaz is the funniest human being on earth, period.
    Fuck Pryor! Diaz is the GOAT

    • @Dont.....-
      @Dont.....- 8 років тому +3

      He's the OG

    • @James-bd9jt
      @James-bd9jt 8 років тому +9

      ive never heard a pryor podcast.

    • @VikCalo
      @VikCalo 7 років тому +11

      King Alfred ... Chill money. Lets not get ahead of ourselves. I like Joey... But Richy. Was Richy... Baya Cuba Libre !

    • @sperg0101
      @sperg0101 6 років тому

      You got some Joey Diaz type of balls to say that

    • @bobeeir1416
      @bobeeir1416 6 років тому

      Diaz's standup is weak, his talking shit is amazing.

  • @v00doozz82
    @v00doozz82 20 днів тому

    Back in 2024.. just wanna relive what was going on my senior year of high school. Right under 9 years, crazy how quick time flies man

  • @tjhuddleston2102
    @tjhuddleston2102 5 років тому +1

    I wish it was just joe and Joey Diaz everyday all day

  • @michaelstoudt780
    @michaelstoudt780 8 років тому +72

    Papyrus is made from the papyrus plant, rogan.

    • @abaratien
      @abaratien 5 років тому +1

      that all segment is blatant stupidity / vague assumption , alphabet comes from ideograms and drawings ^^

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 років тому +1

      Theres a comic book called Papyrus , its okay

    • @yukonfarnsworth1688
      @yukonfarnsworth1688 5 років тому +1

      Papyrus reed* lol i just had to be that douche.

    • @dullsmile0
      @dullsmile0 4 роки тому

      And vellum is from animal hides

  • @TnACoinZ
    @TnACoinZ 5 років тому +21

    You should have Joey Diaz on at least one or two times a month

    • @joelfox1981
      @joelfox1981 5 років тому

      Always has one at The end of the year

  • @mr.maskmaker6609
    @mr.maskmaker6609 8 років тому +68

    2:03:00 joeys best rant yet

    • @TheBeatKeeper
      @TheBeatKeeper 7 років тому +1

      THANK YOU!!!!!

    • @Cunnysmythe
      @Cunnysmythe 7 років тому +1

      Mr.Mask Maker That's what I came here for. Thanks!

    • @jameskushman9165
      @jameskushman9165 6 років тому +1

      When the star of det fully kicked in, wewt

  • @justinhartmann764
    @justinhartmann764 3 місяці тому +2

    Joey is the best

  • @Roberob1189
    @Roberob1189 5 років тому

    I love episodes with Diaz. They’re the best. Only episodes that I could listen to multiple times. Wish there was more of them.

  • @vansdaman615
    @vansdaman615 5 років тому +4

    Need to have a episode of Joe , Joey , and Theo!
    Would be the best trio podcast ever viewed!

  • @higsbo1328
    @higsbo1328 7 років тому +30

    You have 2 types of CUBANS people who are 100 Patriotic , and you have ones like me! that lives till they were 8 and though nothing was wrong UNTIL i grew up and started to hear all the stories my parents would tell me, specially the ones on how i was able to eat and not be hungry... Everyone in the family would give up food so i would be able to eat.
    the fact that my parents both 64 now experienced the overtaking of Cuba in full swing...
    and the culture you are impressed about is the equivalent to someone who has lived 15-25 years in jail and then comes out to society and does not know how to act with society he knows JAIL and no mater what you do that is what he knows ....
    its the same thing! i live in Miami 7 miles away is the heart of CUBA in america Hialeah and it is the worst place you could possible be in south Florida.
    the service is urbanized so there is no good morning, how can i help you, none of that exist.
    there is no attention to the customer because in Cuba no one gives a fuck about how they are treated, they already treated like shit by the government.
    Tourist have a great time because Cuba is about tourist fuck the people, Cuba is about making money for Castro everyone who sends money to Cuba and goes there to tourist your feeding communism.
    and no going to Cuba is NOT safe, you could have left 20 years ago if you go back you will be held and questioned on why you are coming back ( again only cuban people who go to cuba ) tourist will never see this.

  • @OMGworldinc
    @OMGworldinc 8 років тому +7

    Joey Diaz is the best

  • @MikeyMuse52
    @MikeyMuse52 5 років тому +2

    miss these older ones. re watching them reminds me of where I was when I first heard these stories

  • @el0j
    @el0j 6 років тому +2

    Joey "you know what I've done yesterday" Diaz.
    Love you man

  • @little.wing.
    @little.wing. 8 років тому +121

    2:02:18 what a great rant. I don't even know who that guy is but *FUCK* him

    • @themondoshow
      @themondoshow 8 років тому

      Yes

    • @lanman316
      @lanman316 8 років тому

      +Little Wing I think it was the recent episode with Whitney Cummings and there was a brief reference to a Tommy. Do you know who they're talking about, and what podcast this was on? Tommy Davidson, maybe?

    • @glendillon8690
      @glendillon8690 8 років тому +2

      +lanman316 So, I Googled John Caparulo and Tommy. It gave me Tommy Savitt in the results. I've never heard of him.

    • @seanb7
      @seanb7 8 років тому +3

      +Little Wing Tommy was the manager of the comedy store

    • @Queef_Inhaler
      @Queef_Inhaler 8 років тому +1

      +Little Wing Joey went OFF on capurillo on twitter a few days ago

  • @ij7778
    @ij7778 8 років тому +4

    The greatest story teller ever. And he got so many stories to tell, amazing man.

  • @Supermoney97
    @Supermoney97 8 років тому +6

    Yoooo it's like they answered my prayers for Joey on the podcast. Especially for Xmas

  • @ZerethAMV
    @ZerethAMV 4 роки тому

    Joey is one of the few people Joe brings on that I attentively listen to, dude would make a great teacher

  • @ChuxDiaz
    @ChuxDiaz 8 років тому +8

    14:56 "Do you wanna know why I didn't go to the weight-in?"
    Leave it to Joey to leave me cackling like a maniac at the gym. Joey Diaz is the fucking man!

  • @gustavodemira7416
    @gustavodemira7416 7 років тому +15

    "The Japanese have their grunts"
    JAHAJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @naturalbornkiller5363
    @naturalbornkiller5363 8 років тому +5

    Joey diaz rogan and red ban is classic they make the best podcast

  • @xavierstg8753
    @xavierstg8753 8 років тому +252

    19:15 look at joey diaz's belly

    • @jash3250
      @jash3250 8 років тому +13

      oh man. the amount of win I just witnessed is epic.

    • @Huxtee7
      @Huxtee7 8 років тому +71

      What cocksucka? he is bouncing his leg. If anybody tries to talk shit on Joey they will be cursed and die a horrible death in 3 days time.

    • @James-bd9jt
      @James-bd9jt 8 років тому +3

      Feck You You're a strange individual aren't you?

    • @goatgaming1467
      @goatgaming1467 7 років тому +1

      Xavier STG t

    • @wiaken90
      @wiaken90 6 років тому

      hahahaahaha

  • @kdubs9111
    @kdubs9111 5 років тому +1

    Hearing Joey Diaz talk about independence pass, as a Colorado native, literally made my day

  • @owenmiller145
    @owenmiller145 6 років тому +1

    I fall asleep listening to Joey Diaz, and I wake up listening to Joey Diaz.

  • @cockboy12
    @cockboy12 8 років тому +5

    Joey Diaz is the most interesting guy in the world.

  • @areal1942
    @areal1942 6 років тому +24

    Joe" I asked for a diet Coke and they gave me a regular coke . I liked it" rogan

  • @ryadh456
    @ryadh456 5 років тому +4

    I live for Joey Diaz stories!

  • @WiredMarquezTV
    @WiredMarquezTV 7 років тому

    Uncle Joey and Joe bring so much joy to my life , man i love those two !!!

  • @XIANBLACK
    @XIANBLACK 8 років тому

    Joey Diaz needs his own...everything! i could listen watch this dude everyday!!!!

  • @BlackHawk2901
    @BlackHawk2901 5 років тому +11

    I lost it at the “hitler jokes” part😂

  • @Crappie_Day
    @Crappie_Day 8 років тому +131

    "Oye hijo de Ogun!!"

    • @grapesoftime
      @grapesoftime 5 років тому

      @anonymous yep that's what he said.. lol

    • @anonanon5627
      @anonanon5627 5 років тому +9

      TE ESTOY DICIENDO QUE LE TIENE QUE METER GALLETAZO

    • @lokispeicher8103
      @lokispeicher8103 5 років тому +3

      Not Santeria...Ifa....Orisha
      Look into it

    • @elvatosquatcho
      @elvatosquatcho 5 років тому +3

      Puneta dale un avion😂🤚✈

  • @xXGuitarMuffinsXx
    @xXGuitarMuffinsXx 8 років тому +271

    Joey's voice sounds like he always has a piece of cake halfway chewed in his mouth.

    • @ralphbohatz5151
      @ralphbohatz5151 8 років тому +1

      to Infinity and Beyond no its syrup

    • @jiggyjerome7264
      @jiggyjerome7264 7 років тому +4

      It's because his dentures are slipping. He needs some Fixadent.

    • @mortyfalch
      @mortyfalch 7 років тому

      to Infinity and Beyond yeah its fantastic... that dude is funny as heck..

    • @codyg6514
      @codyg6514 6 років тому +7

      He eats so many cheeba chews that they get stuck to the roof of his mouth and change his voice.

    • @droan999
      @droan999 6 років тому +2

      to Infinity and Beyond more like two or three stars of death...

  • @Nayrgnow
    @Nayrgnow 5 років тому +2

    I'm From Malaysia , love your podcast man, especially with Joey Diaz on it

  • @HighSociety420
    @HighSociety420 4 роки тому +1

    I swear every podcast with Joey is entertaining always end up watching the whole video

  • @jabaaronkowalski498
    @jabaaronkowalski498 6 років тому +4

    joey is the realest dude youd ever meet.

  • @geoffkirk4956
    @geoffkirk4956 7 років тому +4

    joes description of new york is brilliant lmao

  • @buedro28
    @buedro28 7 років тому +43

    Joe my nipples are ferocious Rogan

  • @jimbojenkins350
    @jimbojenkins350 5 років тому

    Man you guys keep pushing me towards a stand up career more and more every podcast i watch

  • @markmacinnis5131
    @markmacinnis5131 5 років тому

    Joey Diaz is what got me into JRE Podcasts .Keep on killing it guys !

  • @fogito21
    @fogito21 8 років тому +70

    this guy is basically real life pussy bonpensiero

    • @supersmokey1840
      @supersmokey1840 8 років тому +10

      Kalasha001 Joey ain't no snitch

    • @fogito21
      @fogito21 8 років тому +2

      super smokey ofc not.

    • @jay161085
      @jay161085 7 років тому +1

      super smokey Fuk big Pussyyyy

    • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
      @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 років тому +7

      He played Big Puss in a MAD TV Sopranos comedy sketch..... just type into youtube "MAD TV Sopranos" its fucking HILARIOUS

    • @purpleshores
      @purpleshores 7 років тому

      Kalasha001 big puss

  • @kingofhearts203
    @kingofhearts203 8 років тому +5

    the smile on my face wen i got this notification...WHY AM I SOBER????

  • @Marblez3
    @Marblez3 8 років тому +7

    Brian just fucking blew my mind with the zipper fact.

  • @MrSaiLikesPie
    @MrSaiLikesPie 8 років тому

    I've already watched this podcast 5 times. More Joey Coco Diaz please.

  • @Jdonkey86
    @Jdonkey86 4 роки тому

    There should be a joe and Joey show every week

  • @southpaw817
    @southpaw817 8 років тому +12

    Redban,don't do that with your hand anymore.

  • @zjpiazza
    @zjpiazza 8 років тому +7

    BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER. JOEY DIAZ FOR PRESIDENT!

    • @roguetactical852
      @roguetactical852 8 років тому

      +Zachary Piazza Just finished watching this...felt like a present as well.

  • @494Ibrahim
    @494Ibrahim 8 років тому +21

    that zipper thing @ 1:19:55 changed my life.

    • @kemdawggie
      @kemdawggie 6 років тому

      Ibrahim Muhammad shit the toaster one got me

    • @CoffeeArtst
      @CoffeeArtst 6 років тому +1

      Took me three and a half decades, to learn this...from Joe Rogan.

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 5 років тому

      Lol .... zippers are bullshit

    • @sebastianb1910
      @sebastianb1910 4 роки тому

      Its not true though

  • @Remo_1997
    @Remo_1997 6 років тому

    2nd time going back to all the joey podcasts, cant get enough of them x)

  • @moep.8578
    @moep.8578 4 роки тому

    These podcast really help me..calmness someone is there with me

  • @1blackone
    @1blackone 8 років тому +32

    15:23 Ogun is Santeria's adoption of the African God Ogunwale. Wale means god, so its Ogun the Orisha god. He was essentially Thor and Prometheus combined.

    • @1blackone
      @1blackone 8 років тому +1

      +Orphans vs Zombies
      LOL Mike, Its not mine, its Joey Diaz's. I'm a deist.

    • @kingofhearts203
      @kingofhearts203 8 років тому

      +1blackone i notice that too thx for explaining

    • @blackw369
      @blackw369 8 років тому

      I thought Shango was the god oh lighting.

    • @1blackone
      @1blackone 8 років тому

      DEE Long
      I means Thor in the way that he's the "fighter" of the group. But yea, Shango is lightning IIRC

    • @naijapekin
      @naijapekin 8 років тому +1

      +1blackone Ogun just a slight correction.
      Ogun is actually a Nigerian god from the yoruba tribe. Wale doesn't mean god, wale when loosely translated to english mean "come home."
      Ogunwale means, ogun has come home.
      Any adoption of ogun you see else where in world Cuba or brazil was taken over there by the slaves that were taken from Nigeria.

  • @bascorasco7984
    @bascorasco7984 8 років тому +13

    2:13:32 I was howling like a maniac when I first heard Joey tripping out over that Asian guy.

  • @claytonl644
    @claytonl644 8 років тому +45

    Anybody else look up those jeans and see that they are $150 and just say fuck that shit

    • @blakecarpenter9163
      @blakecarpenter9163 8 років тому +1

      Did this EXACT same thing!

    • @kidluna
      @kidluna 7 років тому

      you cheap

    • @pizza7738
      @pizza7738 7 років тому +1

      Clayton L you cheap fuck

    • @justshootemgaming5761
      @justshootemgaming5761 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Luna You've got money to waste.

    • @slowburntm3584
      @slowburntm3584 7 років тому +3

      Most clothing is way overpriced, and I never spent $150 on a pair of pants of any type, but it really isn't that bad for Jeans that really only get better with age... They last forever...

  • @nashaiti
    @nashaiti 4 роки тому +1

    Ogun is a very powerful voodoo deity and hearing Joey talk bout this just put the biggest smile on my face

  • @kmackey301
    @kmackey301 7 років тому

    joey Diaz needs live forever

  • @uncledirtnap1
    @uncledirtnap1 6 років тому +6

    They are dead on. I saw an Asian woman in Amsterdam in 2001 speaking Dutch. I still can't wrap my mind around it to this day.

    • @Ellsfarm
      @Ellsfarm 6 років тому +2

      uncledirtnap1 her parents or grandparents etc moved their and she grew up in the education system where she learnt dutch lol not hard to understand

  • @greenebee
    @greenebee 8 років тому +86

    Papyrus isn't made from animal skin Joe, it's made from papyrus.. lol
    dude is baked outta his mind in this ep

    • @rvanhees89
      @rvanhees89 6 років тому +5

      He probably confused papyrus with parchment

    • @augustrose9805
      @augustrose9805 6 років тому +3

      he probably confused papyrus with animal skin@@rvanhees89

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 років тому +5

      So high he thought papyrus was made from platypus skin

    • @Doobieking69
      @Doobieking69 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna say this myself but you beat me to it lol

    • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
      @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn 5 років тому

      But what if the papyrus identifies as an animal?!?!?

  • @Brandonian3030
    @Brandonian3030 8 років тому +5

    Christmas came early. Merry christmas & Tremendous!

    • @DGRWPF
      @DGRWPF 8 років тому

      +Abdul Muhammad Jafar Smith hey man u need some meundies!

    • @ngatiwaihitman
      @ngatiwaihitman 8 років тому

      DGRWPF You're onto it 👍

  • @charlesfrances1
    @charlesfrances1 4 роки тому +1

    I love Joey! He has the greatest stories!

  • @informjared9508
    @informjared9508 5 років тому

    Joey and joe honestly are my fav show combination, in my opinion Joey should be a full time part of the podcast interviewing and asking questions alongside Joe. I think it'd be constant priceless dialogue id genuinely be willing to pay for that lol. tbh I don't think any of us truly appreciate the fact this is consistent free high quality education/content. Idk about you all but these podcasts are one of the few things to genuinely be excited for. Hug your families today and share a random nice experience with a stranger , send your fav rogan podcast to someone who could appreciate it or not! I know I sound corny haha but watching these podcasts always fills me with this overwhelming sense of hope for our race as humans! feel free to leave a reply, id love to chop it up with some of you educated funny motherfuckers in the comments lolol

  • @prbetty719
    @prbetty719 6 років тому +4

    At 1:07 Is Joey CoCo Diaz by any chance talking about The Galaxy towers on Kennedy blvd? I grew up there lol I was living there when there was a movie theatre AND a video rental store in the plaza. They used to have a playground, basketball and tennis court too, but they let it go 🙁...Benitos and the Green Kitchen! 💚 It's beautiful...😔 but my family had to sell, maintenance fees were ridiculous. Place became sooo expensive to own. Beautiful, picturesque views of the city. Indoor/Outdoor olympic sized pools, 2 fitness rooms, a game room, library w/ a piano...wow. It was just a great place to live. Some of the best memories of my life were there, tower 3! Lol...shame my family couldn't keep the apt. It's amazing.