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  • @edwardmarlowe7926
    @edwardmarlowe7926 6 років тому +438

    I don't think Joe Rogan is any happier than when he speaks with Joey

    • @MrPagnito
      @MrPagnito 6 років тому +12

      duncan trussel podcasts are pretty awesome too

    • @priyachand2697
      @priyachand2697 4 роки тому +1

      When he's with Ms. Pat he laughs his ass off.

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 роки тому +1

      Ms.pat on the church of what's happening now is classic. She got her nipple shot off! Poor rabbit😁

    • @Natedogg1952
      @Natedogg1952 3 місяці тому

      His old podcasts with Ralphie May were amazing.

    • @FAN-tc8sm
      @FAN-tc8sm 2 місяці тому

      He loves Dice too!

  • @LaLajki
    @LaLajki 6 років тому +1585

    "For Sober October I gave up bacon" - Joey Diaz
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @torioffline
    @torioffline 6 років тому +3719

    only joey diaz would say “between me and you” on the most popular podcast in the world

  • @Porkins
    @Porkins 5 років тому +550

    If my bulldog could speak, he would sound like Joey Diaz.

  • @AseelSoueid
    @AseelSoueid 6 років тому +3527

    Joey Diaz on JRE, this is not what the world wants... It's what the world needs.

    • @TheAngryRepublican
      @TheAngryRepublican 6 років тому +23

      Diabetic Aesthetics always a fun interview. I hope one day joe gets Donald 🇺🇸

    • @threewayhandshake712
      @threewayhandshake712 6 років тому +5

      yeeeeeer

    • @auntyuber5127
      @auntyuber5127 6 років тому +9

      Trump 2020

    • @tomberry7997
      @tomberry7997 6 років тому +2

      Joey"i would sue them!!!" Diaz

    • @Tommy-yo5pp
      @Tommy-yo5pp 6 років тому +3

      Should have had Alex Jones and Eddie barvo on this show

  • @BenjaminGarciateknospy
    @BenjaminGarciateknospy 6 років тому +1568

    Love how Joey remembers the first and last name of a guy he robbed in ‘72, the name of the street corner, the time of day, the smell of fresh bread from a nearby bakery, and still says Khalabib & Stiopic.

    • @milwaukeedale9445
      @milwaukeedale9445 6 років тому +59

      Cause he's lying

    • @antileafshinobi2828
      @antileafshinobi2828 6 років тому +41

      Cuz he's a legend

    • @antileafshinobi2828
      @antileafshinobi2828 6 років тому +110

      @@milwaukeedale9445 you're probably just suuuper miserable. There's plenty of people that have memories like that especially with their long term memory lol and just go looks at his record.

    • @redpantiesnight9423
      @redpantiesnight9423 6 років тому +11

      All these celebs lie alot.....they lie almost about everything and over exaggerate everything

    • @TheSneakyDingus
      @TheSneakyDingus 6 років тому +16

      Milwaukee dale that’s some nice evidence you got there

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 6 років тому +256

    Joey Diaz episodes are the only ones I'll watch from start to finish.

  • @michaelborg4771
    @michaelborg4771 6 років тому +626

    “Don’t check-fact me on this”

    • @rallyrockss
      @rallyrockss 5 років тому +38

      He’s the embodiment of the best cubano americanos

    • @iwasnevergivenaname8251
      @iwasnevergivenaname8251 5 років тому +1

      I thought i heard him say that but i was like nah lol

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 років тому +2

      Cocaine Brain

    • @anthonym5655
      @anthonym5655 4 роки тому

      Michael Borg Ahahaha that’s part of what makes him so hilarious

    • @amiesharkey601
      @amiesharkey601 4 роки тому

  • @mzc102908
    @mzc102908 6 років тому +1073

    Joey: did I ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman
    Jogan: you were a volunteer fireman?
    Joey: "Ok so, cocaine was 1800 an ounce in the 80s.."
    People have the audacity to ask me why I listen to podcasts all day.

  • @nerdbashingtime1536
    @nerdbashingtime1536 6 років тому +981

    I feel like I need to cough for Joey Diaz.

    • @scott7387
      @scott7387 6 років тому +27

      DarkGC under rated comment

    • @stevemoses6654
      @stevemoses6654 6 років тому +12

      I love listening to him talk but I keep clearing my throat like it'll fix him. I can't stop haha

    • @AGTTMAOOTB
      @AGTTMAOOTB 6 років тому +9

      DarkGC i’ll help you but i don’t think it’ll be enough we need a whole team to cough for him

    • @RBturbolover
      @RBturbolover 6 років тому +3

      DarkGC , Joey needs to cough for his heart failure's sake. That's fluid in his lungs, building up due to classical heart failure.

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 6 років тому +5

      I smash ventolin inhaler every 5 minutes when i listen to joeyD

  • @muhhjordy2504
    @muhhjordy2504 6 років тому +357

    Damn dude every time Joey comes on the podcast he looks more and more healthy

    • @-bandit-2287
      @-bandit-2287 6 років тому +7

      Hes looking great compared to where he was though for sure

    • @ggallin5080
      @ggallin5080 6 років тому +6

      So good to see

    • @SkillBeatz
      @SkillBeatz 6 років тому +6

      Yeah I thought that too. Great to see 👍

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 6 років тому +1

      Michael Jordahl truuuu 🙏🏼

  • @liam6979
    @liam6979 6 років тому +491

    I could listen to Joey tell stories about his youth all day

    • @larryfisherman6449
      @larryfisherman6449 6 років тому +5

      Liam he makes you feel like you where with him the whole time

    • @user-cv4on5lp6f
      @user-cv4on5lp6f 6 років тому +11

      @@larryfisherman6449 he should do books on tape I'd buy that shit lol

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 років тому

      They're all lies

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 роки тому +4

      Seven yeah sure now fuck off

    • @griffmac9350
      @griffmac9350 4 роки тому

      He should start his own podcast!

  • @CryptoPros1
    @CryptoPros1 6 років тому +324

    FINALLY! Joey Coco Diaz back in the house! It was tremendous... just tremendous.

    • @bclancy9
      @bclancy9 6 років тому

      Hope he's on again really soon like post Sober October!

    • @thepyroguy624
      @thepyroguy624 6 років тому +2

      @tipped jungle watch early JRE. They started this togheter and Eddie. Let me guess you just started watching JRE 1 year ago?

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 6 років тому +3

      *T R E M E N D O U S*

    • @TheAngryRepublican
      @TheAngryRepublican 6 років тому

      These two are hilarious together. Only interview that would be better is joe and Donald 🇺🇸

    • @613cmac
      @613cmac 6 років тому

      Why don't you just listen to his podcast?

  • @dl2one
    @dl2one 6 років тому +777

    Let's be real here, Joey should be a weekly guest

    • @CATASTROPHE808
      @CATASTROPHE808 6 років тому +6

      AMEN to that shit!

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats 6 років тому +19

      Nobody should be a weekly guest

    • @jaymanly8018
      @jaymanly8018 6 років тому +9

      Yea I need a break here and there. That would allow me to catch up on the rest of the podcasts.
      If I want the joey Diaz experience I’ll go hang out with the old bums and listen to their fabricated stories that change very time they are told.

    • @15BZD
      @15BZD 6 років тому

      God bless us

    • @DiStUrBeDxNaTiOn
      @DiStUrBeDxNaTiOn 6 років тому +6

      I need Joey to cohost more often that episode with the dude who only spoke Spanish and Joey was translating for him was fucking tremendous

  • @ksockhak
    @ksockhak 6 років тому +513

    Everytime Joey talks I feel like I need to breathe for him

  • @jessicajennifer9827
    @jessicajennifer9827 6 років тому +426

    This man should be a national treasure and be protected at all cost.

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 6 років тому +13

      @Appalachian Mountains that pic aint real bro

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 6 років тому +23

      @Appalachian Mountains you a lonely pissed off loser that aint got nuttin to do with your life.

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 6 років тому +9

      @Appalachian Mountains life hasnt treated you well. 😭😭😭

    • @johnisgreat133
      @johnisgreat133 5 років тому

      FUCK SF_SKINNY BROO

    • @mackenziehuda7110
      @mackenziehuda7110 5 років тому +1

      Email Account malook**

  • @GRANDARKITEKT
    @GRANDARKITEKT 6 років тому +1120

    Joey "let me tell you something" Diaz

    • @a661992
      @a661992 6 років тому +24

      Justone “let me tell you something Joe Rogan”

    • @Wicked133
      @Wicked133 6 років тому

      @@jimmyjohnson8065 👍

    • @fazadeset
      @fazadeset 5 років тому

      Joey "the last storyteller" diaz

    • @SamsonBig14
      @SamsonBig14 5 років тому

      Justone I just died 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @dino_reazy4572
    @dino_reazy4572 6 років тому +1419

    Joey "I'm lactoid intolerant" Diaz

    • @karenlee4874
      @karenlee4874 6 років тому +1

      LMAO

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 6 років тому +37

      I have no tolerance for lactoid and I won't stand for it.

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt 6 років тому +3

      @@haymaker710 Lactose is awful, enough said.

    • @dizzyvalentine
      @dizzyvalentine 5 років тому

      😂😂i love it

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt 5 років тому +1

      @@dizzyvalentine Lic-dat-toe

  • @benbranstner1904
    @benbranstner1904 6 років тому +265

    "Listen, between you and I...." --Joey Diaz on a podcast that will be seen/heard by millions.

  • @vibez4930
    @vibez4930 5 років тому +106

    “Id get high and throw side kicks for Jesus”

  • @sloth5817
    @sloth5817 6 років тому +828

    i love how joey addresses him, "joe rogan"

    • @kj_ny_
      @kj_ny_ 6 років тому +45

      Alex Jenkins You listen to me Joe Rogan

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 6 років тому +24

      Seems to be a New Yorker/New Jersey thing. haha

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 6 років тому +3

      Bumpy J 🎯🤣

    • @MichaelL502
      @MichaelL502 6 років тому +1

      I laugh every time

    • @zoogboog106
      @zoogboog106 6 років тому +2

      Me 5

  • @locotx215
    @locotx215 6 років тому +303

    When Tio Joey is on . . it's must listen

  • @OmelettesAreMe
    @OmelettesAreMe 5 років тому +111

    When Joey laughs it sounds like a rc car starting up and running at full speed on a cobblestone road.

    • @BossM5x
      @BossM5x 5 років тому +2

      doji so underrated comment 😂

  • @monolithicfishmongrel-x7129
    @monolithicfishmongrel-x7129 6 років тому +133

    LMAO first thing I hear is Joeys deep ass breathing as Joes counting down 😂😂😂

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 6 років тому

      Reported for being racist as hell against obese people.

    • @johnnypimberkins5168
      @johnnypimberkins5168 6 років тому

      f u I hope you’re joking 🤣

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 6 років тому

      @@johnnypimberkins5168 bruh bruh I'm deadass FR fr playuh

  • @rafaelrobles4565
    @rafaelrobles4565 5 років тому +19

    Who else just loves Joey and really feels like he's your crazy uncle that you can't wait to see during the holidays or the family events. The man is a gift

  • @MONDAY______
    @MONDAY______ 6 років тому +972

    Thank you Jamie, Joey and Joe for this wonderful evening.

  • @TheAffeMaria
    @TheAffeMaria 6 років тому +158

    Joe: "phenomenal"
    Joey: "phenomenal"
    Joe: "phenomenal"
    Joey: "phenomenal"

  • @j_soo
    @j_soo 6 років тому +80

    Thank god for another podcast with our uncle joey 🙏

    • @j_soo
      @j_soo 6 років тому

      Jeff Watson if my name was jeff Watson I’d be pissed too

  • @ImKurono
    @ImKurono 6 років тому +436

    Bro I lost it.. "a banana another banana an apple and then you got to whip out the salami" roflll

  • @RatzCarnatz
    @RatzCarnatz 6 років тому +799

    Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz are just 4 years apart.

    • @a-aron4148
      @a-aron4148 6 років тому +25

      Raț Florin are u serious lmaoo

    • @dopeburgermike
      @dopeburgermike 6 років тому +117

      drugs are bad

    • @ImEliDova
      @ImEliDova 6 років тому +172

      Joe took care of himself and Joey had fun lol

    • @WhackashitCollaborations
      @WhackashitCollaborations 6 років тому +65

      Waiting for the morons who'll go on about Joe being juiced to the gills. lol
      He's 51, god forbid an old cunt does TRT therapy?People still have this notion in their heads that it's the same as taking strong doses of anabolic streroids. Wat

    • @Bleakr0se
      @Bleakr0se 6 років тому +42

      Joe looks his age, Joey looks older than his age.

  • @Gd216p
    @Gd216p 5 років тому +258

    Joey diaz is living proof drugs dont always ruin your memory

    • @cgavin1
      @cgavin1 5 років тому +12

      Yeah but he's 55 years old here. Just let that sink in.

    • @TyrellPatrick
      @TyrellPatrick 5 років тому +3

      @@cgavin1 it could also just be genes though

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 років тому +1

      He is a liar

    • @connora9
      @connora9 5 років тому +1

      Seven how is he a liar?

    • @sebastianstraub8910
      @sebastianstraub8910 5 років тому +3

      @@cgavin1 yeah Joe Rogan's only four years younger than him

  • @plkijnuhb9890
    @plkijnuhb9890 6 років тому +945

    Petition to interview Young Jamie on the Joe Rogan Experience

    • @MineMansMellowVids
      @MineMansMellowVids 6 років тому +28

      Signed.

    • @__Gw
      @__Gw 6 років тому +17

      Please stop

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 6 років тому +42

      No no offense on young Jamie. But I don’t think he’s that great of a conversationalist

    • @Dr.Gainzzz
      @Dr.Gainzzz 6 років тому +37

      I'll pass jamie seems like a weirdo tbh

    • @JGRICH61
      @JGRICH61 6 років тому +7

      Jamie's the shit

  • @RyboXBL
    @RyboXBL 6 років тому +303

    I love how Joey Diaz always calls Joe “Joe Rogan”

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 6 років тому +6

      He does that with everyone idk if u know who chael Sonnen was but chael mentioned that Joey always called him chael sonnen instead of just chael lol

    • @hl9009
      @hl9009 6 років тому +8

      full names are where its at LOL!

    • @jesusisminenow
      @jesusisminenow 6 років тому +6

      @@hl9009 You're right James Twining

    • @MaynardOwns
      @MaynardOwns 6 років тому +2

      Crazy because I don't call anyone by their name. Ever.

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 6 років тому +2

      @@MaynardOwns Maybard Owns that's because you dont remember the names

  • @lukeschnitzler9067
    @lukeschnitzler9067 6 років тому +539

    You know somethin Joe Rogan...

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 років тому +132

    "Did I ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman?"
    "You were a volunteer fireman?"
    "Alright, so cocaine was $1800 an ounce in.."

    • @VikCaesar
      @VikCaesar 4 роки тому +3

      so trueeeee hahaha

  • @SteBradburyDesign
    @SteBradburyDesign 6 років тому +1169

    Less than 1 minute in and Joey has already pronounced something wrong 😂I love his lack of giving a shit, it's just perfect!

    • @pipi7607
      @pipi7607 6 років тому +25

      are u a fucking grammer nazi ? go fucking to quora or some shit

    • @whalenbrinton
      @whalenbrinton 6 років тому +62

      "Lacto-intolerant "

    • @ThisIsQuixoticHD
      @ThisIsQuixoticHD 6 років тому +7

      Ste Bradbury Design the fact that you care that much about speech makes you look like weirdo. Normal people aren’t focused on that

    • @roch8593
      @roch8593 6 років тому +1

      I love how they talked about McKenzie Dern too hahaha

    • @bio-plasmictoad5311
      @bio-plasmictoad5311 6 років тому +4

      Who gives a fuck haha, English isn't his first language.

  • @ricogrins4627
    @ricogrins4627 6 років тому +564

    1:33:16 joey :”I ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman?”
    Joe: “you were a volunteer fireman?”
    Joey: “Because.. alright so, COCAINE

  • @caseyl.9958
    @caseyl.9958 6 років тому +399

    He’s says “between you and me” like there’s not thousands of people watching lmao

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme 4 роки тому +69

    When Joey Diaz butchers your name, you know your somebody!

    • @mcgruff157
      @mcgruff157 4 роки тому

      When someone butchers the english language in your comment section you know you're somebody

    • @andrewzavala9633
      @andrewzavala9633 4 роки тому +3

      Sore thumbs how is that a snowflake dumbass lmfaoo

  • @andrewnewman5426
    @andrewnewman5426 6 років тому +746

    Who else yelled “OH SHIT!” when u were notified of this video?

    • @lottostuuud
      @lottostuuud 6 років тому +5

      Andrew Newman right here!🙋‍♂️

    • @zackgonzales6761
      @zackgonzales6761 6 років тому +8

      Andrew Newman like a DOCTAH!!!

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 6 років тому +4

      I smiled and did a "yay! Joey!" in my head :D

    • @RCGshakenbake
      @RCGshakenbake 6 років тому +4

      I did cawck suhcka!

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 6 років тому +5

      I did! Lol! When I clicked on it, I threw myself on the bed, rolled my pillow under my head and said, "Aww shit! Here we go!"😄☺

  • @YeahSureNoWorries
    @YeahSureNoWorries 6 років тому +475

    When men age, they start to look like Clint Eastwood. When women age, they also start to look like Clint Eastwood.

    • @257799nico
      @257799nico 6 років тому +2

      Mr Charles I’m sick 😂 lmaooo

    • @fw6313
      @fw6313 6 років тому

      Mr Charles forwhite ppl, yes

    • @JadScout
      @JadScout 6 років тому

      LMAO!!

    • @solace881
      @solace881 6 років тому +8

      re lax hey, hey! Now my friend I’ve seen some very decrepit black, Mexican, Asian people as well as some very well aged white people. Enough w the stereotypes

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 6 років тому +3

      @@fw6313 yeah, no one cares enough about the others to conw up with jokes about that

  • @albertnh3
    @albertnh3 6 років тому +101

    Joey Diaz should be the narrator for every book and movie out there. Tremendous

  • @MrXenon1994
    @MrXenon1994 4 роки тому +21

    16:40 "Do you remember Crazy Eddie?"
    "Yeah, but tell everyone who Crazy Eddie was."
    This is why Joe's the best.

  • @stevelopez4571
    @stevelopez4571 6 років тому +132

    1984 is the year Joey did everything...lol

    • @Mrasdrubalman
      @Mrasdrubalman 6 років тому +9

      Steve Lopez that year was 72 months long in joey’s mind lmao!!

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 років тому +14

      Well he was 22 years old so....

    • @240Sil
      @240Sil 6 років тому +6

      the coke was tremendous dawg...

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 6 років тому +4

      84 or 87, dawg....I'll neva forget.

    • @dandaily1145
      @dandaily1145 6 років тому +1

      Bahaha

  • @brettbale9535
    @brettbale9535 6 років тому +90

    Joey Diaz is life's version of a good old fashion leg sweep.

  • @dolphin069
    @dolphin069 6 років тому +141

    Uncle Joey looking healthy.

    • @Youknowwhathido
      @Youknowwhathido 6 років тому +3

      ERD_3 for real, he still got some more to lose but he looks way better than he did in that podcast when he was talking about Khabib and Stipe

    • @darcyjamieson4366
      @darcyjamieson4366 6 років тому +1

      Was gonna say, good for the cocksuka

    • @Lukefromdaridge
      @Lukefromdaridge 6 років тому

      thats what im saying!

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 6 років тому

      Sure, for a guy that can't see his dick...

  • @katsunada
    @katsunada 5 років тому +110

    I love Joey Diaz on jre it really feels like just 2 friends sitting down and chatting, no agenda like with some of the political guests.

    • @chris_redd2453
      @chris_redd2453 4 роки тому

      That’s exactly what this is that why we love it

  • @WhiteBoardFinance
    @WhiteBoardFinance 6 років тому +304

    This is exactly what I needed today

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 6 років тому +1

      Go get you some poon brother

    • @WhiteBoardFinance
      @WhiteBoardFinance 6 років тому +1

      @@Iheartdgd I'm married to a bond girl bro lol

    • @84kjk
      @84kjk 6 років тому +1

      I like ur nov stock picks. ESP baba. My Portfolio is killing me lately though. Think the worst is over for the time being?

    • @WhiteBoardFinance
      @WhiteBoardFinance 6 років тому

      @@84kjk thanks kevin. I think it's just begun. If you want access to my personal portfolio I'll be starting a private membership group where I reveal everything

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 6 років тому

      WhiteBoard Finance - Stocks & Real Estate all the more reason 💪🏻

  • @henryliau
    @henryliau 6 років тому +241

    When I go to Mooey Thai

  • @Crewrenovations
    @Crewrenovations 6 років тому +173

    Before I watch every podcast with Joey Diaz and Joe rogan I scroll down to read and laugh my ass off on the comments lmao

  • @matthewp6570
    @matthewp6570 6 років тому +55

    I could listen to Rogan and Joey talk forever

  • @zanethekeymasterr
    @zanethekeymasterr 6 років тому +433

    U know uncle Joey spoils the shit outta his daughter 🤣🤣

    • @johnsoutullo8329
      @johnsoutullo8329 6 років тому +73

      Mercy is the perfect name for a daughter for man with such a dark past... Second chance at life...

    • @thegigantico
      @thegigantico 6 років тому +9

      HAHA dude did you photoshop bitches in your youtub profile pic?

    • @swumimobile5843
      @swumimobile5843 6 років тому

      @@thegigantico 100% he s fucking funny.man,check his uploads..jesus christ

    • @jdaniels9242
      @jdaniels9242 6 років тому

      @@johnsoutullo8329 was ttcllkillllv

    • @AK-hi7mg
      @AK-hi7mg 6 років тому

      @@johnsoutullo8329 im going to name her mercy too now if I ever have a daughter.

  • @VenicePsychic
    @VenicePsychic 6 років тому +48

    "Get high and go throw sidekicks for Jesus" -- best t shirt ever.

  • @Hooga89
    @Hooga89 6 років тому +330

    "Oatmeal and some coconut milk, you'll be stabbing people till you're 90"
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mirnamm3590
      @mirnamm3590 6 років тому

      Oatmeal will give you cancer, it is packed with glyphosate courtesy of Monsanto.

    • @DjSonicAZ
      @DjSonicAZ 6 років тому

      @@mirnamm3590 www.health.com/nutrition/pesticides-in-oatmeal

    • @bicboi1930
      @bicboi1930 6 років тому +1

      Timestamp needed

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 6 років тому +1

      reading this whilst eating oatmeal. @@mirnamm3590

  • @magnussticken8536
    @magnussticken8536 6 років тому +35

    Everytime Joey breathes it sounds like a cat purring

  • @AmuckPVP
    @AmuckPVP 6 років тому +260

    "So I figure out uh I was uh lacktoid tolerant, (Rogan attempts to assist him with the correct pronunciation) lack toast intolerant."
    ~Joey Diaz

  • @EurynomusBH
    @EurynomusBH 6 років тому +347

    Crazy to think that Joey Diaz is only 4 years old than Joe Rogan.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 6 років тому +130

      Irie Triumph yeah but Joey is 106 in coke years lmao

    • @mrhorselegs616
      @mrhorselegs616 6 років тому +7

      Wtf that’s crazy,

    • @bnajbert
      @bnajbert 6 років тому +3

      Isn't GH wonderful?

    • @abhishekshetty2159
      @abhishekshetty2159 6 років тому +6

      Shit... This is the only motivation I will ever need.

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 6 років тому

      5 years, ya schmuck

  • @jamesstallard5204
    @jamesstallard5204 6 років тому +26

    Joey Diaz is one of the most consistently funny guests on the Rogan experience, but I think we can all agree that DAVE CHAPPELE needs to come on and give his 2 cents on life. Peace.

  • @thefoundation8223
    @thefoundation8223 6 років тому +76

    Joey “2 spinning back kicks (even if they don’t land) followed by a leg sweep” Diaz

    • @priyachand2697
      @priyachand2697 4 роки тому +3

      I saw this comment starting the podcast and didn't understand until I got to the part. Then I scrolled tf down just to thank you for making me laugh 😂

  • @JamesFrederickstech
    @JamesFrederickstech 6 років тому +160

    "The clowns went downtown and had a parade." One of the funniest statements ever made.

  • @TCTUnlimited
    @TCTUnlimited 6 років тому +49

    It's always a real treat when
    Joey Diaz is on JRE

    • @BigOlBrandon93
      @BigOlBrandon93 6 років тому +2

      Hell yes. You can tell everyone feels the same. Million views in under 24 hours

    • @youiloves1242
      @youiloves1242 6 років тому +1

      Fr

  • @BoyoLevity
    @BoyoLevity 6 років тому +407

    Joey "don't quote me on this" Diaz

    • @andrewriggs5079
      @andrewriggs5079 6 років тому +13

      17:41 "don't check fact me on this"

    • @IrLosin
      @IrLosin 6 років тому +2

      Joe "Anna Nicole was hotter than the sun" Rogan. I think it is time he gets some glasses.

    • @maulstar1
      @maulstar1 6 років тому

      LUN4T1C she wasn’t hot!?

    • @LesMoorGlass
      @LesMoorGlass 6 років тому

      his whole story on crazy eddie was wrong...lmao

  • @CzarFace6012
    @CzarFace6012 6 років тому +19

    "Start with an apple, another apple, a banana, another banana, then you gotta bust out the salami sandwich."

  • @locals420
    @locals420 6 років тому +80

    Joey coughs like he has pneumonia in the middle of talking about how healthy he is.

    • @RBturbolover
      @RBturbolover 6 років тому +1

      Heart failure

    • @theguy6740
      @theguy6740 6 років тому +3

      He is doing his best but 30 years of heavy drug abuse, being obese (dude weighed almost 400lbs at one point), he went through some shit man. But the dude is a legend! Love uncle Joey.

    • @bythefire123
      @bythefire123 6 років тому

      COPD

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 6 років тому +68

    I want Joey Diaz to read me a bedtime story. He sounds like cookies and milk and a nice afternoon nap.

    • @thebigcheese5114
      @thebigcheese5114 6 років тому +6

      soxfantony773 “let me tell you something Adam Leona.. when I was growing up we didn’t have bedtime stories”

    • @soxfantony773
      @soxfantony773 6 років тому +4

      This little bitch Goldilocks needed the perfect porridge, just fucking eat it will ya dawg

  • @jesussaves2043
    @jesussaves2043 6 років тому +30

    Joey looks good. I'm happy to see these guys to just shoot the shit and have a blast. It's always a classic podcast when these 2 legends come together.

    • @orangejuicyice1448
      @orangejuicyice1448 6 років тому

      In the 70’s the New York State thru way was closed and a performer said, and I quote “The New York State thru way Is closed…… pretty far out huh?” I was wondering if you could dissect this quote and tell me what it means

  • @barrettsumner7729
    @barrettsumner7729 5 років тому +27

    Uncle Joey:
    *Looks intensely at Joe*
    *Lowers voice* “Joe Rogan”

  • @robertharmon5093
    @robertharmon5093 6 років тому +74

    Crazy Eddie sounds like a Martin Scorsese movie that needs to me made

  • @HavocWade
    @HavocWade 6 років тому +157

    I LIVE FOR THE JOEY DIAZ EPISODES COCKSUCKAS!🤘🤘🤘

    • @NODAK9
      @NODAK9 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha!! Fuck yeah 👍

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 6 років тому +1

      Reported

    • @NODAK9
      @NODAK9 6 років тому +2

      f u
      Reports the reporters because of an illegitimate report from random reports? Lol

    • @egcowling9657
      @egcowling9657 6 років тому

      No momos up in heya, who do ya think you talkin to

  • @austinrollins751
    @austinrollins751 6 років тому +120

    “All them schools had ebesdos!”
    ~ Joey Diaz

  • @jumpsmcgee
    @jumpsmcgee 4 роки тому +50

    Joe's worst take in the history of his podcast:
    "Anything more than 2 pieces of bacon, you're getting greedy"- Joe Rogan

  • @harryw5468
    @harryw5468 6 років тому +114

    Love you Joe, I'm going to turn my life around because of you

    • @sassm8142
      @sassm8142 6 років тому +22

      Good on ya man. Show those cocksuckas who's boss

    • @pizzagateisreal
      @pizzagateisreal 6 років тому +1

      Will you fuck do that you will probably just keep smoking crack

    • @mattmurphy2755
      @mattmurphy2755 6 років тому +7

      HarryW73 Right on bro. Joe was a big help in me getting my life together. Little did I know when I was watching episodes of Newsradio in mid 90's, the guy who I had no clue about was gonna be one of the dudes that motivated me

    • @dr.ligmahnutts2993
      @dr.ligmahnutts2993 6 років тому +8

      Good luck bro

    • @JaneDoe-tn8tn
      @JaneDoe-tn8tn 6 років тому +1

      HarryW73
      You could find better inspiration than Joe...
      Look up jocko willink

  • @DrGanjameister
    @DrGanjameister 6 років тому +125

    Sometimes I forget about JRE for a few weeks or months at a time because I watch it exclusively on UA-cam. When I go back and see all the episodes I missed, the Joey Diaz ones are always the ones I watch first. Instant clicks for me.

  • @blastyaface412
    @blastyaface412 6 років тому +22

    Joey Diaz is the best Joe Rogan Guest ever. 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @adambarnhart2188
    @adambarnhart2188 6 років тому +140

    Joe=50
    Joey=55
    God Damn does it pay off to take care of your body...

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 6 років тому +1

      Adam Barnhart roids

    • @Ryan-dr5cr
      @Ryan-dr5cr 6 років тому +27

      nuckels roids make you age faster not slower dumbass

    • @R3adybreck
      @R3adybreck 6 років тому +3

      Also they both look old. Also joe lost his hair first

    • @ZaZa-kp9gt
      @ZaZa-kp9gt 6 років тому +4

      Ryan Trickle you have zero idea what you are talking about. It’s hilarious.
      You go girl !!!! Who needs adequate information when we’ve got bullshit assumptions.
      TRT is not ‘roids’. It makes 40plus year old men’s hormones as the were in there prime.
      Yes it’s exogenous testosterone but it is basically a time machine.
      Basically it makes you look and feel younger.
      If you are boosting your levels to Ridiculous places then yes you will get super jacked and your body will shrivel up and beg for it to stop.
      TRT if you can afford it is well worth it.

    • @Yuki-bk2my
      @Yuki-bk2my 6 років тому +7

      @@R3adybreck Joe looks 40, the guy doesn't look anywhere near his age

  • @mack4098
    @mack4098 5 років тому +15

    Joey "not a parade, but what do they call it when people walk around with signs" Diaz

  • @Joecs520
    @Joecs520 6 років тому +156

    Every Joey Diaz episode is tramendous. #like a doctah

    • @Leosalejandro
      @Leosalejandro 6 років тому +2

      joe520 Joey "Cuban egg roll" Diaz

    • @Joecs520
      @Joecs520 6 років тому

      alejandro L. Joe crazy Eddie Rogan.

  • @redd3032
    @redd3032 6 років тому +71

    They had a parade.. proceeds to describe a protest😂😂😂

    • @2inchfromtheground
      @2inchfromtheground 6 років тому +1

      redd he was talking about people going on strike, which yeah is a protest

    • @redd3032
      @redd3032 6 років тому +5

      @@2inchfromtheground yeah no shit... Got anything else obvious you wanna point out?

    • @icedrain4life
      @icedrain4life 6 років тому

      Kyler Falk Obviously 😂😂

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 6 років тому

      @@mullacabra three?

  • @alexg959
    @alexg959 6 років тому +210

    "TGIF- Fridays"
    -Joey Diaz

  • @Tomekkplk
    @Tomekkplk 6 років тому +13

    Am I the only one who loses my shit every time Joey says “joe rogan”? 🤣

  • @Dorygorn.
    @Dorygorn. 6 років тому +131

    In absolutely no reality that a man should pay 30k a month to a woman he was with for 12 years and no kids .. what kind of judge thought that was fair.

    • @iDestroyLi
      @iDestroyLi 6 років тому +4

      Some crazy ass notch honestly. That man must be super rich for them to come up with those numbers.

    • @keithbyrne4872
      @keithbyrne4872 6 років тому +19

      The judge is her boyfriend 😁😁

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 6 років тому +1

      chedda bankzz the 1 billion shit is nuts bitch y the fuck u need 1 bill

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 6 років тому +9

      If that were me I'd be arranging for the bitch to 'fall down some stairs' if you know what I'm saying. That's criminal.

    • @mackiemob1269
      @mackiemob1269 6 років тому +4

      Fucking ridiculous, system is fucked

  • @malakispanien
    @malakispanien 6 років тому +17

    "I'm sober, but I do everything" - Joey Coco Diaz

  • @paulkaderli3526
    @paulkaderli3526 6 років тому +87

    Joey Diaz Is The Only Reason I Still Kidnap

  • @jabo6479
    @jabo6479 6 років тому +66

    Thanks Coco.... you make my boring factory day job bearable.

    • @Scorpion573
      @Scorpion573 6 років тому +5

      Jerry Wilson i feel you! i hope you have a good rest of your week man

    • @matthewschultz7537
      @matthewschultz7537 5 років тому +1

      Haha glad I'm not alone.

    • @larry557
      @larry557 4 роки тому

      Hahaha yesss, literally get excited to put my headphones and grind it out lol it’s Friday fuckers!

    • @COCO52704
      @COCO52704 4 роки тому

      You’re welcome 🤣

  • @j.aarontaylor3543
    @j.aarontaylor3543 6 років тому +199

    Anyone calling Joey Diaz a liar doesn't know the difference between a liar and a yarnspinner. Liars tell stories to deceive. Yarnspinners tell stories to entertain. When a liar tells you a story, the truth matters. When a yarnspinner tells you a story, there's probably some truth behind it, and the rest doesn't matter. It's like a mutual agreement, a wink and a nod. Or do you really think Joe Rogan is stupid enough to believe every word? Seriously? He doesn't care, because Joey tells entertaining stories and has had a huge hand in many of the better JRE episodes.

    • @jaymanly8018
      @jaymanly8018 6 років тому +10

      Still sounds like lying.
      Everyone knows a person like that in real life. They avoid them. Like he plague.
      He is that homeless guy who starts talking to you at the cash checking store while you are just grabbing some brews.
      He starts making up bullshit stories about how he used to be so badass and had all this respect and money.
      The only type of people who take these stories as truth are insanely naïve and easily manipulated.
      Most people with a few brain cells to rub together avoid these fucks instinctually. People on here actively seek it out.
      So confusing. Some people just like having their heads filled with bullshit apparently.

    • @j.aarontaylor3543
      @j.aarontaylor3543 6 років тому +20

      +Jay Manly "bullshit stories about he used to be so badass" is an example of a story intended to deceive, as I said. Joey "I've never been able to do a pull-up" Diaz isn't that.

    • @j.aarontaylor3543
      @j.aarontaylor3543 6 років тому +3

      +Jay Manly also, that guy you're talking about isn't entertaining, poor example of a yarnspinner. A yarnspinner is that person you know that everytime you see them, you know you'll probably laugh. It's similar to knowing someone that has tons of jokes in their head and are ready to fire with the best one for a given situation. Not always the same person, but I've known a few.

    • @latchkeylex
      @latchkeylex 6 років тому +7

      Jay Manly Youre a fucking loser, please go get a life. You really went out of your way to answer all of these comments........ dumb stupid Jay Manly. Youre such a loser hahaha. Fucking gay loser. Haha Jay The Gay Not So Manly

    • @jaymanly8018
      @jaymanly8018 6 років тому +3

      I’ll agree to disagree. Your opinion is valid and I’m glad to hear a thought out response.
      I’ll say that I find the bum and joey to be similar in entertainment value. Both I know are wasting my time and making shit up. Both are loud. Both are undesirable to be around in my opinion or to listen to.
      That being said I hope you the best.
      Oh I’ve got NPC followers. How nice.

  • @Zexa11
    @Zexa11 6 років тому +85

    Powerful Jamie, on top once again with uploads!

    • @TEAMGETHELP
      @TEAMGETHELP 6 років тому +4

      Gotta use that A in physics

    • @inbloom08
      @inbloom08 6 років тому +3

      Its his job dude, I dont get why everyone froths so hard when he uploads a vid. For someone who got an A in physics it should be easy to upload on time😂

    • @checksoverstripes2498
      @checksoverstripes2498 6 років тому +1

      solskjaer very young Jamie!

    • @hugoankarcrona572
      @hugoankarcrona572 6 років тому

      @@TEAMGETHELP Lmaaao people won't let him go about that, and I love it

  • @MrKeystroke
    @MrKeystroke 6 років тому +17

    i love Joey Diaz for his auditory renditions of "the good ol' days"

  • @vincebitchez
    @vincebitchez 5 років тому +35

    I love how Joey Diaz talks about the same town I’m from, it’s like an insight to the past and I know exactly the streets and areas he’s talking about lol

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 років тому +158

    Joey is 55? No way. He doesn't look a day over Keith Richards.

    • @defivisionary1178
      @defivisionary1178 6 років тому +2

      Jo Po most underrated comment

    • @patrickg420
      @patrickg420 6 років тому +2

      i think hes 51

    • @patrickg420
      @patrickg420 6 років тому +1

      born in 67

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 6 років тому +4

      Joey is 55 and i think rogan just turned 51

    • @KazzArie
      @KazzArie 6 років тому +3

      Maybe Imagine all the drugs keith Richards did but on a low budget. Yeah that’s probably why. Good he’s staying on the straight n narrow

  • @mario_breezy
    @mario_breezy 6 років тому +340

    Joey "lacktoid tolerant" Diaz

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 6 років тому +13

      Lack toast

    • @deni6943
      @deni6943 6 років тому +6

      didnt he say "lacto intolerant"

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 6 років тому +2

      black toes

    • @johnmcnichol341
      @johnmcnichol341 6 років тому +3

      Hahahahaha it’s the lil things he does that make me crack the fuck up!! He always butchers the pronunciation of words!

    • @Hunterbiden32
      @Hunterbiden32 6 років тому +6

      I want to punch your picture

  • @homeslice2487
    @homeslice2487 6 років тому +129

    1600 dislikes? That's 1600 COCKSUCKAS!

    • @cameronsmith9362
      @cameronsmith9362 5 років тому +3

      nah we’re the cocksuckas, they’re the half a momos

    • @someman6395
      @someman6395 4 роки тому +1

      They probably wanted to like it but hit dislike by accident.

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 роки тому

      God damn Pauly shore and OTHER victims of the stars of death... I want to see that episode so damn Bad. Bio dome meets fear and loathing in Las Vegas!😎

  • @shangrila73eldorado
    @shangrila73eldorado 2 місяці тому +1

    One thing I like about Joey is that his stories are a link to the past. His story about "shaping up" (day labor you get on the docks or at work halls) reminds me of my dad. He used that phrase with me. When I lived in New Orleans I used to go down to St. Charles Avenue and shape up, 2002-2004. Wow, I'm eating a madeleine cookie right now.

  • @jimthompson939
    @jimthompson939 6 років тому +19

    I wanna see Artie Lange chatting with Joey Diaz on Joe Rogan. It will be gold.

    • @kingnothingx7890
      @kingnothingx7890 6 років тому +6

      Too sad to watch Artie these days

    • @reklis666
      @reklis666 6 років тому

      Artie still alive?? He still banging dope or did he finally get clean?

    • @jimthompson939
      @jimthompson939 6 років тому +1

      @@reklis666 It is a slow motion train wreck part way through the shot. What frame we are at, who knows. Remember kids, don't do opioids.

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 6 років тому

      Absolutely. Would love to see Artie on here

    • @themaverickswon
      @themaverickswon 6 років тому +1

      @@Iheartdgd he already was on here a few years ago

  • @goodtaste4
    @goodtaste4 6 років тому +43

    Get Stephen King on the JRE!!!

  • @omersatmis3537
    @omersatmis3537 6 років тому +72

    Joey "for sober october I gave up bacon" Diaz

    • @MindSynth2050
      @MindSynth2050 6 років тому +2

      Joey "I gave up edibles for lent" Diaz

  • @Sammybeast1998
    @Sammybeast1998 6 років тому +1

    Can't describe how much this man makes me FUCKING die of laughter on a daily basis. Seriously UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE...

  • @russpit34
    @russpit34 6 років тому +18

    I love when Joey Diaz is on Joes podcast its just tremendous very tremendous

  • @jaceroy08
    @jaceroy08 6 років тому +222

    Where the F is that legendary timestamp guy...

    • @BenWilliams-ie4wc
      @BenWilliams-ie4wc 6 років тому +12

      Haha! I'm scrolling down looking for him too.

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 6 років тому +1

      I like chicken

    • @ZZ-vl5nd
      @ZZ-vl5nd 6 років тому +15

      The hero we need, but don't deserve.

    • @ZZ-vl5nd
      @ZZ-vl5nd 6 років тому +2

      @Ronan Curtis where are you?

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 6 років тому +1

      @@ZZ-vl5nd reported

  • @alishatillinghast3497
    @alishatillinghast3497 6 років тому +122

    Million views in less than a day lol life

  • @juliocorrea2552
    @juliocorrea2552 5 років тому +25

    Joey “I think Mick Jagger looks sensational” Díaz