Skyrim - Top 5 Hottest Moms

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  • @joewong9016
    @joewong9016 7 років тому +1023

    wrong, flame atronachs are the hottest moms

    • @iangsell8899
      @iangsell8899 6 років тому +21

      Wrong, they dont have children

    • @ayashinightcore8282
      @ayashinightcore8282 6 років тому +69

      @@iangsell8899 wrong we haven't *SEEN* their kids

    • @aetherresonant9079
      @aetherresonant9079 5 років тому +49

      @@ayashinightcore8282 And now I have to imagine what a baby flame atronach would look like.
      ...
      Yep, they're little tiny fireballs with beady eyes that run around falling over and rolling around occasionally.

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 5 років тому +32

      @@aetherresonant9079 We need this as a mod.

    • @aetherresonant9079
      @aetherresonant9079 5 років тому +13

      @@PhaethonCrafts Yes, yes we do.

  • @daintyfamiliar1765
    @daintyfamiliar1765 7 років тому +510

    I can't believe you forgot that one mother in whiterun who talks about having to support her daughter after her husband died and something about people hitting on her

    • @ARedGinger
      @ARedGinger 6 років тому +21

      Valentine or something like that, carolette Valentine

    • @JedForge
      @JedForge 6 років тому +61

      Yea Carlotta would have definitely been in a serious video but this was obviously satire (having Annekke at anything other than number 1 should have been the clue) ;)

    • @skvlly7862
      @skvlly7862 6 років тому +13

      still upset that i can't marry her w/o mods

    • @user-hg9id1qo8b
      @user-hg9id1qo8b 4 роки тому +2

      carlotta

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Рік тому

      @@skvlly7862 it's a bug bro I ended up buying the strategy guide it lists her as one of the candidates that you can marry

  • @supergirlihateu
    @supergirlihateu 7 років тому +630

    Listen man, Spriggan Earth Mothers are a good way to get splinters in very sensitive areas

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +140

      : 0

    • @OtaniNoAsagi
      @OtaniNoAsagi 7 років тому +55

      that's why you do the flame atronachs with flame resist XD

    • @committedcoder3352
      @committedcoder3352 7 років тому +28

      Speaking from experience, I presume?

    • @thesilverblueman
      @thesilverblueman 7 років тому +30

      leather condoms dude

    • @JA-sn1or
      @JA-sn1or 6 років тому +5

      Elizabeth Michel sand her puss

  • @BurgundyPatches
    @BurgundyPatches 7 років тому +469

    Hot Mom #1 - Night Mother
    Ad RIGHT afterward: "You need glasses"

    • @TatoAV
      @TatoAV 6 років тому +6

      Seems about right

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 6 років тому

      XD

    • @GoldenBeans
      @GoldenBeans 4 роки тому

      and atleast 200 more mods to fix that

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Рік тому

      ​​@@GoldenBeans actually just one by pbBoss now THAT is a hot mom

  • @ArgentDeer
    @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +2116

    Oh yeah. Night Mother is definitely a hot mom. Especially when the Falkreath Sanctuary is burning. Mmmm so hot.

    • @wvttie
      @wvttie 7 років тому +7

      CrumpetsRGood4U your profile pic 😂

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +2

      mike wattie oh yeah! 😉

    • @AshbeeGaming
      @AshbeeGaming 7 років тому +5

      hahahaha 😂

    • @Jeff1701A
      @Jeff1701A 7 років тому +46

      She so hot she set the whole place on fire.

    • @harusshth2382
      @harusshth2382 7 років тому +7

      CrumpetsRGood4U imagine the smell of burning mummy flesh yummy

  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  7 років тому +2414

    Dislikers don't like hot moms, it's cool.

    • @toasterwaffles6930
      @toasterwaffles6930 7 років тому +2

      what sword mod is that

    • @Atomic0372
      @Atomic0372 7 років тому +2

      Graenolf what armor mod are you using

    • @pugking1233
      @pugking1233 7 років тому +1

      Graenolf two things the night mother really was that when I choke or you just a big fan of dark but I want to put something funny to never let your mother see this

    • @trashman2091
      @trashman2091 7 років тому +1

      Graenolf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @deecook977
      @deecook977 7 років тому +7

      Graenolf do top 5 hottest ducks

  • @slowpokegamer4919
    @slowpokegamer4919 7 років тому +385

    *_Who_*
    *_would've_*
    *_nirn_*

  • @JubaJubaJubbaJams
    @JubaJubaJubbaJams 7 років тому +226

    I showed this to my mom. She called me a "fucking nerd" and laughed.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +53

      Hahahahaha^^^ THANK you.

  • @Lothar445
    @Lothar445 7 років тому +920

    What about the Barrel mom in the East Empire Trading Company?

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +204

      Oh sh*t! Don't show her this.

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 7 років тому +73

      I'm not angry Graenolf...just disappointed...

    • @HighPressure8118
      @HighPressure8118 7 років тому +19

      Let's face it we all thought of her she was the mother load of hot mums

    • @skyified7259
      @skyified7259 6 років тому +1

      Lothar *huahhh?!?! I forgot*

    • @jeremyhuston102
      @jeremyhuston102 6 років тому

      I'm gonna show her!!

  • @sacredshinobi367
    @sacredshinobi367 7 років тому +833

    Graenolf can you do top 5 douchebags in Skyrim

    • @anthonycurry-wheeler521
      @anthonycurry-wheeler521 7 років тому +107

      nazem

    • @whatthefeebas2505
      @whatthefeebas2505 7 років тому +76

      Sacred Shinobi braith.
      fuck braith.

    • @AshbeeGaming
      @AshbeeGaming 7 років тому +1

      yeeesss!

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +46

      Sacred Shinobi
      5. Skyrim Guards (pretty sure we know why)
      4. Lydia (burdens my ass)
      3. Delphine (nuf said)
      2. Braith (it's Braith)
      1. Nazeem (no words)
      well maybe. that's my list.

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 7 років тому +161

      5. Nazeem
      4. Nazeem
      3. Nazeem
      2. Nazeem
      1. Oh do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying? Ofcourse you don't.

  • @johnnymyers3259
    @johnnymyers3259 7 років тому +345

    Before this video starts- did the moms come in barrels?

  • @derayderp5356
    @derayderp5356 7 років тому +212

    Stacy's mom has got it going on.

    • @billuminaticatcipher7554
      @billuminaticatcipher7554 7 років тому +13

      She's all I want and I've waited for so long!

    • @derayderp5356
      @derayderp5356 7 років тому +17

      Billuminati Cat Cipher​ Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me...

    • @Anakthemutantmassenjoyer
      @Anakthemutantmassenjoyer 7 років тому +1

      DerayDerp nice picture

    • @Lord_Phoenix95
      @Lord_Phoenix95 7 років тому +3

      DerayDerp ツ I know it might be (6 months too late) wrong but I'm in love with Stacey's mum.

  • @somebodyelse3501
    @somebodyelse3501 7 років тому +348

    dude this is why I'm subbed to you

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +103

      Hahah, good : ) The serious stuff can get boringg.

    • @rotanux
      @rotanux 7 років тому +2

      Some Body Else can you kill their husband and children and then marry them?

  • @WinonaSioux
    @WinonaSioux 7 років тому +370

    A lot of people in this comment section really don't understand the concept of satire, aparently.
    Graenolf, keep making amusing videos. :)

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +113

      I appreciate this comment more than you know. MUCH love Winona : ))

    • @rudyhermawan9858
      @rudyhermawan9858 7 років тому +12

      what satire?
      those all are absolutely the definition of hot moms, especially the Night Mother, the balms makes her even hotter than the definition of hot

  • @VaMpireWithOutLOve
    @VaMpireWithOutLOve 7 років тому +109

    So you talked about the Spriggan Earth Mothers but never included something about "giving you wood". I'm almost disappointed. But just almost. :D
    ... They're still pretty hot.

  • @madisonpreston6020
    @madisonpreston6020 7 років тому +53

    "Her mother instincts KICKED IN!" Favorite line in the video

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 7 років тому +84

    You know what comes next, right? Top 5 Hottest Dads.
    Plus, this is probably the funniest Graenolf video yet.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +51

      Oh I'll be ready for it. ... : )

  • @caitlin2745-p4h
    @caitlin2745-p4h 7 років тому +118

    I'm surprised Graenolf didn't hook up with a barrel

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +51

      I'm surprised I forgot to turn the camera on. Next time.

  • @aidanchutkan8662
    @aidanchutkan8662 7 років тому +37

    Barrels are a thing of the past. Hot geese are the new Graenolf meme.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +13

      Actually please.

  • @haydenbrumhead3885
    @haydenbrumhead3885 7 років тому +77

    I'm speechless. I showed it to my mom and she was really confused. then showed it to my girlfriend and she laughed

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +19

      Hahahah, thank you ^

    • @mutton_5322
      @mutton_5322 7 років тому

      Graenolf You should have more subs, but at least because you don't have many yo can reply to tons of comments :)

  • @angelturello1808
    @angelturello1808 7 років тому +715

    Can't wait for the top hottest dads 😂😂😂

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +120

      Haha, it's on now.

    • @billuminaticatcipher7554
      @billuminaticatcipher7554 7 років тому +16

      👌👌👌 Ooo dilfs!

    • @CalebEade
      @CalebEade 7 років тому +5

      Angel Turello yeah good idea

    • @aurafinder3250
      @aurafinder3250 7 років тому +7

      Maybe you could mention that gay couple from Solsthiem. Two is always better than one. Or something.

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 7 років тому +9

      Harkon is super hot especially his voice like omg daddy treat me like vampire cattle

  • @conewolfYGO
    @conewolfYGO 7 років тому +37

    That goose joke was fowl.

    • @troyertribe03
      @troyertribe03 6 років тому

      D Pet hehe I get it 😂😂😂

  • @carolhabicht
    @carolhabicht 7 років тому +34

    Dermatologists HATE her! xD

  • @gammashifter3141
    @gammashifter3141 7 років тому +80

    Man
    I
    Love
    Fishing

  • @gregisbased5205
    @gregisbased5205 7 років тому +348

    wth is this? The only reason I clicked on such a jankity vid is because you made it.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +62

      Hahahahah^

    • @tenghiskhan2063
      @tenghiskhan2063 7 років тому +63

      Greg Schwind same dude, if graenolf wasn't so damn charismatic I never would have clicked, but of course we know the formula now

    • @greenarrow8153
      @greenarrow8153 7 років тому +5

      Graenolf Love your videos i enjoyed this Ha Ha Ha

    • @dahaka3725
      @dahaka3725 6 років тому

      The moment you got prankt

  • @blakethecreator8928
    @blakethecreator8928 7 років тому +21

    I like how this started out serious but snowballed into necrophilia

  • @lewisconroy6225
    @lewisconroy6225 7 років тому +37

    You sir, have excellent taste in women

  • @lucasaugsten
    @lucasaugsten 7 років тому +196

    I expect the dads' version in august

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +125

      Be ready.

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 6 років тому

      DAMN IT YOU DIDN'T POST

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 5 років тому

      @@Graenolf still waiting for it I guess :p
      Graenolf is 0% gay confirmed T_T

  • @Δδιροωγ
    @Δδιροωγ 7 років тому +10

    "Dermathologists HATE her!" Jesus Christ I laughed so hard lm

  • @xavxander768
    @xavxander768 7 років тому +18

    Cool video man, loved it. But just one thing confused me about those moms...
    WHOOO DAT GOOOSE?

  • @tenghiskhan2063
    @tenghiskhan2063 7 років тому +32

    Beginning of video: oh, thats an attractive female human being
    By number 3: this might be xa mins foshizzle, nam sayin, no but seriously, call the atomic wrangler, those fetishists are gonna have a party
    Number 1: what the actual fuck dude, this is getting scary, like seriously, I'm afraid

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +16

      AHahah^^^

    • @leant6487
      @leant6487 7 років тому

      Dragonsfire gaming Fetishist is the name of an actual religion I learned it from playing EU4

  • @fellowhuman3237
    @fellowhuman3237 7 років тому +39

    I knew the night mother would be nr. 1😆

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +10

      Great minds think alike ; )

    • @fellowhuman3237
      @fellowhuman3237 7 років тому +2

      Graenolf Hahaha I feel honored😂

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 5 років тому +3

    Eorlund died the way he lived...
    with steel in his heart

  • @lgibbs446
    @lgibbs446 7 років тому +11

    This was hilarious :D The Valerica "alchemy" scene really got me man :'D

  • @missalcoholic4572
    @missalcoholic4572 7 років тому +41

    It's tough always being alone, isn't it Graenolf? :P

  • @RenewedAurora
    @RenewedAurora 7 років тому +19

    Omg. Showing this to my mom to celebrate mother's day. Funniest video I've watched in a while. Have we had a Top 5 Nirnroot locations? I don't remember. IF not I want one.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +11

      PLEASE hahah xD

  • @samirr.8021
    @samirr.8021 7 років тому +7

    Your scripts man... A work of art!

  • @maxxcurtis4418
    @maxxcurtis4418 7 років тому +15

    Seriously, stuff like this is why I'm subscribed 😂

  • @Yaegerman513
    @Yaegerman513 7 років тому +17

    I was hoping to take this video more seriously... because I take attractive mothers very seriously

  • @kirbster3678
    @kirbster3678 7 років тому +13

    Did anyone else notice that barrel shot at the end?

  • @toxicknight2113
    @toxicknight2113 7 років тому +41

    IM LAUGHING SO FRIGGIN HARD RIGHT NOW

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +20

      :-D

    • @lethallizard_4493
      @lethallizard_4493 7 років тому +2

      Don’t you mean so spriggan hard

    • @capnphoenix
      @capnphoenix 6 років тому

      i cliked see replies just to see if someone said this...

    • @angelolopez5081
      @angelolopez5081 6 років тому

      10-1-3-11 1-19-19 i knew a comment like this would happen

  • @lickdipper6654
    @lickdipper6654 7 років тому +8

    I wish Astrid was a Mum, then we could say that she was literally a hot Mum.

  • @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048
    @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048 7 років тому +56

    I love your videos please keep this up!

  • @gaychainsaw646
    @gaychainsaw646 2 роки тому +1

    Moms: Exist
    People: *nuts 1 millionth time*

  • @billyroberts4489
    @billyroberts4489 7 років тому +6

    ur form is becoming stronger... b/c ur vids r getting crazier. I'm waiting for your return my lord

  • @aidanc7087
    @aidanc7087 7 років тому +5

    Top 5 hottest moms
    5.barrels
    4.barrels
    3.barrels
    2.barrels
    1. Alduin

  • @mistersamman8899
    @mistersamman8899 5 років тому +4

    “And of course she’s a minor.”
    *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 5 років тому +2

    You should be able to marry Valerica and when Serana gets upset about it you can be like "you had your chance!"

  • @chetmanly4620
    @chetmanly4620 7 років тому +5

    Thumbs up simply for "who would've Nirn". I can die happy now.

  • @caboose9484
    @caboose9484 7 років тому +2

    Graenolf you sick freak awesome video im not sure about the night mother being all bony and wrapped up but great video

  • @_peepee_
    @_peepee_ 7 років тому +8

    graenolf has gone full meme

  • @BrassNolan
    @BrassNolan 7 років тому +2

    Well, at least Annekke got a spot. Definitely a damn good archer who's picked off more enemies than I can remember.
    That and she doesn't shout "Sake!" and "I need healing!" all the time.

  • @ericingtywatre
    @ericingtywatre 7 років тому +5

    for fucks sake..enough internet for me today

  • @Hotchocolaterabbit
    @Hotchocolaterabbit 7 років тому +1

    Please don't ever stop your Skyrim videos (if you desire to continue anyway!) they give me life

  • @evil1143
    @evil1143 7 років тому +3

    "I just said the first thing that came to my mind... Ah! Your husbands dead!"

  • @poombats1740
    @poombats1740 7 років тому +2

    I died at at the Verner story with the goose, you have a great channel! Really enjoy your videos

  • @nowlun
    @nowlun 7 років тому +7

    This video is just one big meme and I love it

  • @briannacatlett4395
    @briannacatlett4395 7 років тому +42

    Happy mothers day guys

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid 7 років тому +7

    I gotta be honest. This video is one of my favorites.

  • @Crumbite.
    @Crumbite. 7 років тому +2

    this prove i will watch any top 5 list made from graenolf

  • @joseppik8514
    @joseppik8514 7 років тому +9

    Be prepared for top 5 geese

  • @BB-hv9vc
    @BB-hv9vc 7 років тому +1

    111k subscribers. graenolf you are the true soul survivor! ! (insert Illuminati music)

  • @eanndunbar4317
    @eanndunbar4317 7 років тому +14

    I'm gonna be honest, this is honestly worrying me.

  • @kazadorgaming4096
    @kazadorgaming4096 7 років тому +3

    Hey man I have been a fan of u for so long it's crazy haha I just started my channel a few weeks ago, and I'm trying to get into fallout and elder scrolls stuff. You're like my biggest inspiration on here man, thank you!

  • @bimlauyomashitobi421
    @bimlauyomashitobi421 7 років тому +5

    #5- Wow, look at the *BARRELS!* on that one.

  • @Nintendeano64
    @Nintendeano64 Рік тому +1

    “Of course she’s a miner” WHAT (joke)

  • @notlessconsole
    @notlessconsole 7 років тому +6

    Only Graenolf would make this video

  • @chloecole2738
    @chloecole2738 6 років тому +1

    5:15 I’m fucking deceased 😂😂😂

  • @jeremiahsnelson5644
    @jeremiahsnelson5644 7 років тому +4

    The Night Mother, my unholy matron, is pretty hot. Wanna warn ya, she realllly likes to get intimate with her favorite kiddos.

  • @Zoey--
    @Zoey-- 7 років тому +2

    Oh my god... that focus in on the mortar and pestle lol.... I almost died :D

  • @TheSpy149
    @TheSpy149 7 років тому +6

    ROOTY-LICIOUS?!?!?!?!!

  • @jasynturley4669
    @jasynturley4669 6 років тому +1

    If you marry valeria then that makes you my father-in-law lol

  • @DarkendBlack
    @DarkendBlack 7 років тому +3

    lmao! you're awesome. keep up the good work!!

  • @LYFEonREPEAT
    @LYFEonREPEAT 7 років тому +2

    lololol another fantastic installment! how about Skyrims top 5 beef cakes

  • @DonaldCookie.
    @DonaldCookie. 7 років тому +4

    Yo I think Graenolf may be going insane.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +6

      Just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world.

  • @disgustedcharlie6679
    @disgustedcharlie6679 6 років тому

    1:00 "And of course she's a minor"
    *_"FBI OPEN UP!!"_*

  • @templarking6819
    @templarking6819 7 років тому +4

    Digging ur vids bro subbed

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +5

      Hehe, cheers King : )

  • @nomadaa5984
    @nomadaa5984 7 років тому +1

    Every day, Graenolf strays further from the light.

  • @katiebrown3811
    @katiebrown3811 7 років тому +3

    Beginning of video: Hey this is cool, a legit list of awesome mother's
    End of video: ...There we go.

  • @elifitch8540
    @elifitch8540 7 років тому +1

    hi graenolf hope you do good at making videos btw i subbed

  • @jadendoyle1573
    @jadendoyle1573 7 років тому +6

    Who needs "maths"

  • @iwill8607
    @iwill8607 3 роки тому +1

    Step son I'm stuck under the table!

  • @ketriver
    @ketriver 7 років тому +4

    i hope he dose somthing simmilar for fathers day

  • @RealRabbit664
    @RealRabbit664 2 роки тому +1

    "And of course she's a miner so she seems really fit"
    *FBI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

  • @Penny_boii27
    @Penny_boii27 7 років тому +16

    this dude is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexanderhoward5143
    @alexanderhoward5143 7 років тому +1

    the sarcasm is great with this one

  • @TheTinkili
    @TheTinkili 7 років тому +4

    I love you for this stuff

  • @Zrs-2
    @Zrs-2 5 років тому +1

    *And if you have got mods you can marry them all*

  • @LYFEonREPEAT
    @LYFEonREPEAT 7 років тому +5

    who WOULD HAVE NIRN?!?!?!?!

  • @joshberrington5159
    @joshberrington5159 6 років тому

    I always watch your videos when I’m high and they are so good

  • @malicious9557
    @malicious9557 7 років тому +7

    Top 5 hottest gooses?

  • @duckman5494
    @duckman5494 6 років тому +1

    _Kakyoin wants to know your location_

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 7 років тому +3

    I closed my porn (50 shades of Graenolf) to watch this video.

  • @adamdrapkin6759
    @adamdrapkin6759 7 років тому +1

    So happy to see another skyrim top ten relief from the scariness of outlast #thankjess it's not raining blood

  • @morganthefox
    @morganthefox 7 років тому +4

    please do top 5 hottest barrels

  • @Belliko99
    @Belliko99 7 років тому

    You said the goose was a hot mom. You're now on an F.B.I. watchlist.

  • @pas_nato
    @pas_nato 7 років тому +5

    Once Again, We stray further from god's way.

  • @cyndrift
    @cyndrift 7 років тому +1

    What about Carlotta Valentia? I know this was mostly a joke, but still, I was waiting for her to appear on here. Her hot-mom status is even evident in her dialogue options and a small quest to dissuade a bard from hitting on her.

  • @usernameredacteda5555
    @usernameredacteda5555 7 років тому +16

    Top 5 hottest barrels

  • @immediatesword7711
    @immediatesword7711 7 років тому +1

    this is definitely one of the best videos ive ever watched