Male Periods - Michelle Wolf

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  • Опубліковано 20 чер 2022
  • #comedy #standup #periods #michellewolf #comedian #tiktok

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  • @Julie-uj1no
    @Julie-uj1no Рік тому +196

    The "it was my father's" at the end just killed me.

    • @scooterdooter
      @scooterdooter 4 місяці тому +5

      "Just remember to flip it around before ya--"

  • @CAM-fq8lv
    @CAM-fq8lv Рік тому +190

    That woman is so original and quirky. Love her stuff.

  • @greenlee7smythe
    @greenlee7smythe Рік тому +93

    “I was on board with the whole male period thing until she combined DC and Marvel!!!” Lmao 😂

  • @fellfromspace
    @fellfromspace 10 місяців тому +58

    Michelle Wolf is a genius. The way she sees things from multiple vantage points and can make us all take a closer look at ourselves and laugh... just amazing.

  • @timschroyer1257
    @timschroyer1257 Рік тому +88

    She is not wrong. Loved the bit.

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 8 місяців тому +43

    I laughed extremely hard at ‘Rambo! First Blood!’ 😂😂😂

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 4 місяці тому +3

      Jesus Christ, she literally knows men better then we know ourselves!
      I felt oddly uncomfortable when she mentioned Batman, and didn’t even realise until she said why…
      As for the Rambo thing…yes that is exactly what we would do.

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TPRM1@lindsayalisonstevens
      Men - Day 2: Nothing is over!

  • @joojoosasa
    @joojoosasa Рік тому +73

    I'd like to argue, but she's right about all of it 😂

  • @foxmind2490
    @foxmind2490 Рік тому +58

    In addition to Rambo First Blood I imagine we would also do a Mad Max yelling "Witness me!!"

  • @TheGassy92
    @TheGassy92 Рік тому +44

    These feelings are justifieeeeeeedddd lmao

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 Рік тому +81

    She low key accurate if men bled we would still be like that..also imagine spiderman themed tampons for men for a minute😂😂😂

  • @jeffring1222
    @jeffring1222 Рік тому +37

    She is so hilarious, I was almost crying, I laughed so hard.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 4 місяці тому +3

      Sounds like someone’s getting emotional

  • @joylabadie9388
    @joylabadie9388 Рік тому +35

    So good I might have cried a little. Ladies... we've been doing this all wrong...

  • @Lulph
    @Lulph Рік тому +25

    So many words and not one lie was told... 😅😂

  • @ericpelton4533
    @ericpelton4533 Рік тому +30

    I LOVE Michelle Wolf!!
    Great new material,
    HILARIOUS!!!
    & Can't wait for MORE!!!!

  • @4udioFour
    @4udioFour Рік тому +30

    She really understands men.

  • @taylorborie
    @taylorborie 4 місяці тому +8

    This is such a long joke segment and it all works. Genius writing and great act outs

  • @MrSexysPizza1
    @MrSexysPizza1 4 місяці тому +4

    I haven't laughed this hard in years!
    😂

  • @dabeage
    @dabeage Рік тому +12

    Priceless!

  • @glengamble526
    @glengamble526 Рік тому +13

    I could tell when my ex-wife’s period was coming or about to…and she HATED it 😂Something in her eyes changed-I sweat to God-and I knew…and I was always right. She’d refuse to answer me and change the subject, or call my question ‘insensitive” (which trust me, I WASNT). But it drove her BANANAS that I knew when it was here!

  • @tigertiger1699
    @tigertiger1699 Рік тому +22

    She’s brilliant 👍

  • @saadhna7260
    @saadhna7260 5 місяців тому +4

    God, I love this woman already!! ❤😂

  • @tradtke101
    @tradtke101 Рік тому +79

    I will always love this woman for being the only one with the balls to shit all over Trump. Watching him pout and then refuse to go to the WH correspondent's dinner ever again was such a seminal moment in the history of the fragile American male.
    It was like the incel's version of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

  • @scottmcbride1173
    @scottmcbride1173 3 місяці тому +1

    I snort laughed about a dozen times... F-ing hilarious

  • @UmpaX2
    @UmpaX2 8 місяців тому +6

    Michelle is absolutely Spectacular!

  • @walkinghenry7905
    @walkinghenry7905 4 місяці тому +1

    Very clever, funny AND interesting. Really talented.

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 Рік тому +18

    Brilliant.

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt9905 Рік тому +10

    Michelle Wolf is hilarious!

  • @rikcazemier7677
    @rikcazemier7677 5 місяців тому +3

    This was insanely good

  • @juliagarciaorive7644
    @juliagarciaorive7644 Рік тому +8

    Omfg she is just aaa maaa ziiiiing!!!!!!!

  • @petergreenwald9639
    @petergreenwald9639 Рік тому +8

    Ok, This was funny. I did enjoy the turnabout.

  • @mick776gold
    @mick776gold 6 місяців тому +3

    She is brilliant! She is right if men got periods, women would be like that towards them.

  • @aspektx
    @aspektx Рік тому +10

    That was terrific.

  • @bionicRod
    @bionicRod 4 місяці тому +1

    This is a brilliant bit, truly funny

  • @mobilemworks
    @mobilemworks 4 місяці тому

    OMG!! 😂😂 She's like stupid-funny! Lost it at the end. "Sync up with my boy ..". Completely off the wall ridiculousness. Love it!😅😂

  • @DeElSendero
    @DeElSendero 9 місяців тому +4

    She is hilarious!

  • @tommyvercetti7326
    @tommyvercetti7326 4 місяці тому +1

    This broad is golden 😂

  • @junkjunk2493
    @junkjunk2493 Рік тому +10

    you go girl

  • @zxys001
    @zxys001 4 місяці тому +2

    I peed a little!🤣

  • @boomixcrown
    @boomixcrown 4 місяці тому +2

    Michelle is insane 😂😂😂

  • @humankindmedia9741
    @humankindmedia9741 Місяць тому

    There is no funnier, more insightful and daring comic than Michelle Wolf. She is Robin Williams, Mark Twain and Joan Rivers rolled into one. Genius.

  • @joenisnapje712
    @joenisnapje712 Рік тому +13

    Who’s afraid of Michelle Wolf 😂👍🏻

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 Рік тому +2

      The “fragile male” intimidated by brilliant accurate gals like michelle idk💨

  • @glenn6583
    @glenn6583 5 місяців тому +2

    Michelle , I really like your sense of humor a lot!
    I am making schemes about you😊

  • @AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq
    @AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq 4 місяці тому +2

    Some men DO get periods, Michelle!
    /s

  • @JohnSmith-qz1zp
    @JohnSmith-qz1zp 4 місяці тому +4

    Men act like they need to go to hospital when they have a cold.

  • @derrickw5214
    @derrickw5214 4 місяці тому

    Love her stuff! Awesome standup 😂😂

  • @jaymatsui7318
    @jaymatsui7318 2 місяці тому

    OMG, love her! And she's gorgeous!

  • @jennajg567
    @jennajg567 3 місяці тому

    Absolute Gold

  • @songswithcam669
    @songswithcam669 4 місяці тому +1

    it is next level how much material she got out of this one concept

  • @kaylamom3
    @kaylamom3 3 місяці тому

    She's so good.

  • @browkorn914
    @browkorn914 Рік тому +4

    I'm scrolling through the comments, looking for someone named Kevin to tell to get in the shed.

  • @jennajg567
    @jennajg567 3 місяці тому

    I love Her damn she is good

  • @fob1xxl
    @fob1xxl Рік тому +6

    You KNOW the women wouldn't be nice ! It would all be about getting even !

    • @MadMage1993
      @MadMage1993 8 місяців тому +2

      As a woman, I can't help but agree based on my own experience. I was in a family of 7 girls and 1 boy. I am the oldest girl and thus was the first to get mine. I would cry and I was in so much pain. My siblings all laughed and joked right up until the oldest after me got hers and the the one after that. Once the others realized they were next, the jokes stopped.
      Me? When they got theirs, I DEFINITELY gave them a hard time about their mean jokes but only for the first few hours. Then I just felt bad and gave them tips on how to deal with it better.
      Point being here, given how many men have constantly poked at us for having them or saying it is no big deal....oh yeah those first few hours we would give men a hard time.....but then we would feel bad and try to help make the experience easier.

  • @angelamillard6418
    @angelamillard6418 Рік тому +10

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariodriessen9740
    @mariodriessen9740 4 місяці тому

    This is the first and thus far only funny female American comedian I’ve ever seen!
    What took so long?

  • @0Turbox
    @0Turbox Рік тому +3

    We would make blood angels into the snow.

  • @lancemadrid
    @lancemadrid 4 місяці тому +1

    Genius

  • @nathandaniels8459
    @nathandaniels8459 4 місяці тому +1

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾👍🏾🔥

  • @Thatdeal79
    @Thatdeal79 4 місяці тому +1

    In a way men can have periods. A period is shedding of unused stuff for reproduction when it’s not needed. Followed by cramps & shifts in mood. If a dude does not ejaculate for a while in a way he’ll have the male equivalent of a period cramps irritated mood & all. Difference being all the leaking will be during urination & sleep & obviously it’s not blood.

  • @angelarutherford1840
    @angelarutherford1840 4 місяці тому

    💜

  • @stephenroldan5107
    @stephenroldan5107 4 місяці тому +1

    Rambo😂😂😂😂😂

  • @littlekingking
    @littlekingking 8 місяців тому +1

    Jesus H Christ she is so fucking funny

  • @Ohmymymymy
    @Ohmymymymy 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @Hello-pp3hl
    @Hello-pp3hl 4 місяці тому +2

    Hi excuse me can we please make superhero tampons a thing please thanks

  • @theotello
    @theotello 4 місяці тому

    She ate.

  • @Artiej0hn0
    @Artiej0hn0 4 місяці тому

    😍

  • @jamesadisa3687
    @jamesadisa3687 4 місяці тому

    Speaking fax

  • @kassiapencek6185
    @kassiapencek6185 Рік тому +2

    🤣👏👏👏😎

  • @tigertiger1699
    @tigertiger1699 4 місяці тому

    She’s great

  • @BonesRodriguez
    @BonesRodriguez 3 місяці тому +1

    Masterful mining of s single, simple idea.

  • @bipolarewok
    @bipolarewok Рік тому +2

    I don't remember who had a bit about men having periods and public bathrooms being full of blood in the toilet seats, the floor, the walls...
    Maybe an old bit of hers or jen kirkman's

  • @paulritter8894
    @paulritter8894 4 місяці тому

    Right?

  • @saeedhossain6099
    @saeedhossain6099 4 місяці тому +1

    0:47 women would participate by declaring loudly that, i know your bleeding, cramping, feeling bloated, but you know as a woman I stubbed my toe and that is so much way worse.

  • @czarweer
    @czarweer 4 місяці тому

    and then i noticed the sporthills they look nice

  • @lsporter88
    @lsporter88 4 місяці тому

    😜😂😂😋

  • @3geneforge
    @3geneforge 5 місяців тому +3

    Women are funny get over it.

  • @Halliwell0Rain
    @Halliwell0Rain 4 місяці тому +1

    If they could be trusted to be hygienic it would be fine

  • @shaniecesingleton3704
    @shaniecesingleton3704 Місяць тому

    Not a single lie was told

  • @KneeJerkReactions13
    @KneeJerkReactions13 Рік тому +3

    Oh boy, now I know what to use on my old lady. She ain't old but somehow she bleeds a bunch once a month and is still alive.

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 4 місяці тому +1

      That's an old "joke" from decades ago, like the 70s - wasnt funny then, isn't funny now - it's just as misogynist now as it was then. It's time to give up the joke. Its time has passed. Evolve with the rest of us.

  • @czarweer
    @czarweer 4 місяці тому

    >.

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 2 місяці тому

    Men would be completely disgusting though, using the blood to draw pictures on the bathroom walls, throwing used pads at one another!

  • @stevenkirkey9796
    @stevenkirkey9796 Рік тому +2

    Ewwwwwe lol

  • @iopohable
    @iopohable Рік тому +6

    men do have periods though

    • @val.6724
      @val.6724 Рік тому +4

      True but these jokes are funny because they're heavily base on gender stereotypes and I don't think many trans people would really want to comply with these stereotypes like staying clear from being emotional, and they shouldn't have to. Maybe suggesting ftm who stil gets periods should "bleed like a man" is another level of comedy, but I find it a bit sad.

    • @TheOrientalNightFish
      @TheOrientalNightFish Рік тому

      No they don't.
      If you have a period, you're a female.
      Only WOMEN have periods.
      You are NOT a man if you can get pregnant and menstruate.
      Women menstruate. WOMEN.

  • @wladyslawbanaszkiewicz8414
    @wladyslawbanaszkiewicz8414 10 днів тому

    Gosh I can't stand Michael wolf's voice but I thought the set was funny af

  • @katkourtleigh
    @katkourtleigh Рік тому +4

    I clicked on this assuming this was 🥕 top carrott top anyone else?

    • @ericpelton4533
      @ericpelton4533 Рік тому +4

      Uuuhh,
      NOOOOO!!!!!

    • @ericpelton4533
      @ericpelton4533 Рік тому +4

      Michelle Wolf is a comedy icon and looks nothing like carrot top.
      smh

    • @kneetotheface
      @kneetotheface Рік тому +2

      same! she should have a tub of props behind her that she just never grabs from to confuse and frighten

    • @andywilson5234
      @andywilson5234 Рік тому +3

      You're young. If you were old enough to have experienced and dealt with the trauma of witnessing his act, you wouldn't be dropping his name in a casual comment.

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Рік тому +3

      why would you click on it if you thought it was Carrot Top?

  • @BrianM-44041
    @BrianM-44041 4 місяці тому +1

    Carrot top used to be funnier.

  • @stephenmoore1541
    @stephenmoore1541 Рік тому +5

    while funny, I feel like women wouldn't have to remind us to change our tampons. it feels like men always have to remind women to change their oil 🤷

  • @smallfaucet
    @smallfaucet Рік тому +1

    That was fawking disgusting!

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 4 місяці тому

      Oh no! Periods are gross and girls are icky! We def can't talk about something that happens to half the population!

  • @jmusicks972
    @jmusicks972 Рік тому

    Hmm…I don’t like it…I don’t even like to comment like that but since they remove the dislike button I rather say it with word other then a finger 👎

  • @boxmike87
    @boxmike87 Рік тому

    Never thought I would see someone more unfunny than Any Schumer, yet here I am.

    • @glengamble526
      @glengamble526 Рік тому

      Yes, here you are…you are more unfunny than Amy Schumer.

    • @Smileater
      @Smileater Рік тому +6

      Oh, a sandy male unable to laugh at male illogical things, interesting

    • @boxmike87
      @boxmike87 Рік тому

      @@Smileater yeah, me and literally every comedian that brings in millions of dollars a year, and even the ones that don't. Her "comedy" is awful.

    • @Smileater
      @Smileater Рік тому +6

      @@boxmike87 "every comedian", for you, it means just a couple of unknown guys. Show proof or you're just embarrassing yourself

    • @jevo7747
      @jevo7747 10 місяців тому +2

      Little bois

  • @pablodmdp
    @pablodmdp 8 місяців тому +2

    Genius

  • @zebredpooding
    @zebredpooding 9 місяців тому +1

    😂