Michelle Wolf - Tattoo Reminders

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  • #MichelleWolf on getting fired, the obesity rate in the states, and the things she would tattoo on her body.
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  • @keydaniels
    @keydaniels 4 роки тому +174

    "Your dad is never going to be proud of you", DAAAAMN!!!😂

    • @TheKrilicious
      @TheKrilicious 3 роки тому +3

      I know. There's a difference between making a joke and attempted assassination

  • @steptoeedwall2349
    @steptoeedwall2349 3 роки тому +372

    I've been loving these clips of Michelle Wolf. I wish she would've gotten a better response from the audience sometimes

    • @spicygroggy
      @spicygroggy 3 роки тому +16

      yeah for real. I honestly am wondering if they're just...not getting the joke sometimes?

    • @elroysworldFR
      @elroysworldFR 3 роки тому +17

      Some of these jokes were really witty.. I'm assuming the audience just didn't want to think.. which sucks.. the "obesity climbed" joke was hilarious.. and yet the crowd was mostly silent.. it's kind of sad..

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 3 роки тому +2

      I think it is the mic.. its for these platform.. I want to hear her.. not the audience

    • @kyleteodecki7478
      @kyleteodecki7478 3 роки тому +6

      @@elroysworldFR honestly I felt like she was either taking too long of a pause between jokes, or she didn't stay in the bit long enough. Like she was still in the process of learning how to time her material to the audience. Looking at some of her more recent stuff, you can definitely tell she has that down and her comedy has benefitted ten fold

    • @cassmcgee8813
      @cassmcgee8813 Рік тому

      @@spicygroggy lmao

  • @nathanhill2044
    @nathanhill2044 6 років тому +127

    Her wink Is diamond.

  • @scottgray493
    @scottgray493 6 років тому +177

    Totally brilliant....she is incredibly adept at expressing what we all recognize but can't really put into relatable words....

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 5 років тому +2

      yeah "hey what kind of butt stuff do you do?" really gets to the essence of our ultimately unrelatable qualia

  • @WitsEndProductions
    @WitsEndProductions 5 років тому +84

    "I want to move to San Francisco and start a group of girls called The Bay Gals who get together and eat bagels." KILLED me! Thank you!

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano 2 роки тому +2

    ". . . Two Of Us Haven't Been Doing Our Job (?!?)." Hahahaha!

  • @parychahal
    @parychahal 6 років тому +267

    "That's how England feels" LOL

    • @masoncampbell971
      @masoncampbell971 3 роки тому

      I'm English, she's right, we love to laugh at the US, they make our mistakes look like minor hiccups by compassion. It's like we're the awkward guy at a party but then a drunk idiot walks in and vomits on himself and we don't feel so bad. 😂

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 роки тому

      "How's math and science?"
      Low key hard truf

  • @kmeadows100
    @kmeadows100 2 роки тому +5

    I love how the last bit was a prolonged set up for "shin". Never thought I'd spit my coffee out for a punchline that was just the word "shin."

  • @ketercognitohazard
    @ketercognitohazard 3 роки тому +29

    I am a huge fan of this woman! She is so damn funny. But, even beyond that, she is clever and eloquent. I would definitely suggest that you look up other clips of her. She is consistently a delight to watch.

  • @bif53
    @bif53 6 років тому +86

    I really love Michelle Wolf. She knocked them dead at the white house thing too! Very talented! And attractive

    • @metalandstoneworker2345
      @metalandstoneworker2345 4 роки тому +1

      She knocked her career dead at the Whitehouse thing. She literally martyred her career due to TDS.

  • @ChrisPeck-niganma
    @ChrisPeck-niganma 3 роки тому +140

    I used to cringe at the sound of her voice but now I can almost say I love it.

    • @henggaraed
      @henggaraed 3 роки тому +1

      ikr, after the first few seconds of the first clip I watched it I never even payed much attention cos everything she said was golden

    • @mireilledischer3380
      @mireilledischer3380 2 роки тому +1

      ‘make your weakness your strength’ shoulda been one of her tatoos.

    • @jayb1014_
      @jayb1014_ 2 роки тому

      Same!

  • @bedwaaqcawsgurow6401
    @bedwaaqcawsgurow6401 6 років тому +165

    The shin joke was clever.

    • @ytonaona
      @ytonaona 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not native English speaker, could you explain that joke to me ?

    • @tayfunsen6085
      @tayfunsen6085 4 роки тому +5

      @@ytonaona shin is name of a part of the leg, but her friend had the tattoo on her wrist

    • @metalhead98j
      @metalhead98j 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like she did the whole thing of going around her body with different tattoos, just to build to that.

  • @hotricky1976
    @hotricky1976 6 років тому +292

    Best thing about Michelle besides being hilarious is that she giggles on her own jokes! It’s so cute!

    • @mmjhcb
      @mmjhcb 6 років тому +1

      rick L No it isn't. That's amateurish.

    • @hotricky1976
      @hotricky1976 6 років тому +7

      You are entitled to think whatever you want and so am I .

    • @mmjhcb
      @mmjhcb 6 років тому +3

      Thanks. I didn't know that.

    • @hotricky1976
      @hotricky1976 6 років тому +4

      RMPsumma you are welcome.

    • @mmjhcb
      @mmjhcb 6 років тому

      rick L 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @asecretchannel4135
    @asecretchannel4135 3 роки тому +44

    Omfg her diabetes joke is probably the only thing that helps me get the difference b/w Type 1 & 2 straight.

  • @mattwarwick8135
    @mattwarwick8135 3 роки тому +10

    She is sensational. Just watched maybe 4 clips. I'll be chasing more now, she is brilliant.

  • @aspyr5681
    @aspyr5681 6 років тому +185

    Can't figure out why she's so attractive? Is it the honesty?

    • @mikesmith-pj7xz
      @mikesmith-pj7xz 3 роки тому +3

      Can’t be the voice😎

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh 3 роки тому +3

      Figured it out. Too low standards.

    • @garrettlowell7637
      @garrettlowell7637 3 роки тому

      It’s your glasses. Probably need to clean the spray paint off of the lenses. And open your eyes.

    • @cookieDaXapper
      @cookieDaXapper 3 роки тому +23

      .....to the shrewd observer, Intelligence is an attractive trait. PEACE family.

    • @mrsevenjr5869
      @mrsevenjr5869 3 роки тому +6

      I mean she don’t look that bad

  • @gemmaniye9035
    @gemmaniye9035 6 років тому +47

    That progressed into so much laughter. Michelle is a comedy gem!

  • @e-maree6570
    @e-maree6570 3 роки тому +12

    Anyone else get female Tim Curry vibes!?! I just realised that's who she reminds me of. It's a high compliment!

  • @thirael
    @thirael 5 років тому +16

    skeptical in the begining, in tears by the end

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan3092 3 роки тому +7

    I would tattoo ' don't slit here ' 😂... just a gentle reminder

  • @elainaswanson4364
    @elainaswanson4364 3 роки тому +16

    Michelle is the exact kind of lady I try to be friends with

  • @grey2684
    @grey2684 3 роки тому +5

    the joke with england and usa crack me up!

  • @NetworkEngineer
    @NetworkEngineer 6 років тому +4

    I'm so proud of you Joslyn!

  • @bonstockage3745
    @bonstockage3745 6 років тому +3

    Good! - i was lolling out loud there

  • @johnIZaUWL
    @johnIZaUWL 4 роки тому +15

    Where Michelle been the past year 🤔🤔🤔 I F’ing miss her!

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 6 років тому +13

    comedians are so smart.

  • @ThemGrayJackel
    @ThemGrayJackel 3 роки тому +9

    I wish they would put a time stamp of when the clip was filmed.

  • @nojusticejustus5729
    @nojusticejustus5729 6 років тому +22

    Awesome correspondents dinner... You go wolf!

  • @jamesbutterson5218
    @jamesbutterson5218 6 років тому +13

    She Rocks 👊💨💚

  • @CliffRooks
    @CliffRooks 6 років тому +17

    I. Love. Her.

  • @MrKamawe
    @MrKamawe 3 роки тому +1

    This is not who you want roasting you. Why am I just learning about her ? 🤣🤣😂

  • @zohebsuleman1678
    @zohebsuleman1678 5 років тому +1

    Awesome!!

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 5 років тому +6

    Thumb up, again and again!!!!

  • @chipmunktubetop
    @chipmunktubetop 6 років тому +3

    She fuckin' rocks.

  • @cacaucosta2208
    @cacaucosta2208 2 роки тому

    Ano de 2022...Descobri Michelle Wolf! Adoreiiiii

  • @MrSFblack
    @MrSFblack Рік тому

    "All these tattoos are gonna hurt your chances of finding a man, you better be ready to 'SHINE'!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @larryaccardo3134
    @larryaccardo3134 Рік тому

    I'm a fan! I love her attitude and delivery.

  • @australia882
    @australia882 6 років тому +7

    Great job lady

  • @KingTutsMTtomb
    @KingTutsMTtomb 3 роки тому

    Wow. Great set

  • @HenryFrederick
    @HenryFrederick 5 років тому +7

    0:30 Prophetic...

  • @brodyhill1449
    @brodyhill1449 6 років тому +40

    Michelle, one-of-a-kind humor and one-of-a-kind beauty.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Travis Compared to your unintentional clowns of comedy on your side, I can see why you're bitter. Conways, Chucklebeast and DrumpfMuff are laughing at you for stealing $1.5 Trillion and stiffing you with the bill. Priceless.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Travis Hahaha. No accounting for bad taste or having no funny bone. And before you answer, I don't give a shit about your opinion. LOL.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Travis Many people say we are witnessing the collapse of the American Empire and emergence of or transition to a de facto plutocracy or participatory fuedalism. Either way, mega-merging countries will evolve.

    • @davidshuff2700
      @davidshuff2700 6 років тому +1

      Watching the back of her head bob and down is the only beautiful part about her

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      David Shuff A fantasy that will be contained in your synapses.

  • @deaneaton8105
    @deaneaton8105 5 років тому +40

    She should so NOT have been fired. We'll miss THE BREAK so much...

    • @vincentvalentin5412
      @vincentvalentin5412 4 роки тому +2

      She said in an interview that they didn't actually cancel the show. Netflix only bought 10 episodes and they knew that was going to be the whole thing.

  • @miltonmercade
    @miltonmercade 5 років тому +1

    Well done

  • @Amy-gn6zw
    @Amy-gn6zw 5 років тому +5

    🤗 She slays.

  • @ChrisSmith-tu9bu
    @ChrisSmith-tu9bu 6 років тому

    I love her so much

  • @aabracadavra
    @aabracadavra 6 років тому +59

    This comment section makes me re-evaluate my sexuality. Never truly knew men have such low self esteem and high ego at the same time.
    I guess some stereotypes are usefull.

    • @ReasonAboveEverything
      @ReasonAboveEverything 5 років тому +1

      Maybe not adapt generalizing mind set.

    • @helenatube
      @helenatube 5 років тому +11

      @SpaghettiandSauce You're so sad it's funny.

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 4 роки тому +2

      I guess we're reading a different comment section, or perhaps you just have an agenda and will find your confirmation bias everywhere you look. Garden variety virtue signaler hypocrite says "some stereotypes are useful." Yep.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 роки тому +2

      @@thelastmanonearth2631 Destroying comment sections with facts, logic, and buzzwords must be hard work for a keyboard warrior such as yourself.

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 4 роки тому +3

      @@MLBlue30 oh the irony

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 6 років тому +1

    At first I was like, "Hey, WTF is up with that title, asshole!"
    Oh, I get it!

  • @zgridi
    @zgridi 6 років тому +5

    I love you Michelle.

  • @frederickmeens3701
    @frederickmeens3701 5 років тому +6

    She is hilarious.

  • @montywolfe8900
    @montywolfe8900 4 роки тому +1

    Love her

  • @prasathgj
    @prasathgj 2 роки тому

    Love how one of the earlier jokes reprise again at the end 🔥🔥🔥

  • @kaptainzdragon5478
    @kaptainzdragon5478 2 роки тому

    Her whole demeanor is so gd adorable. I died at the guy with no neck joke.

  • @scribe56
    @scribe56 6 років тому +3

    Love her.

  • @quicksite
    @quicksite 6 років тому +6

    She is so original--- loving more and more of her comedy

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 4 роки тому +1

    I wanna give him a hickey on his clavicle i guess? Hahahhaa

  • @flickercrab5704
    @flickercrab5704 3 роки тому +2

    Michelle Wolf is an American Treasure!

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 3 роки тому +2

    I like how she connected the jokes. Real clever material. Her delivery was a bit flat though, but I was engaged to see where the jokes were going nonetheless.

  • @thatwetfire4982
    @thatwetfire4982 5 років тому +2

    Michelle Wolf Rocks!!!!

  • @TheNervousnation
    @TheNervousnation 6 років тому +4

    haha

  • @petech3975
    @petech3975 6 років тому +36

    I heart Michelle!

  • @dimitri.l.clark.5132
    @dimitri.l.clark.5132 4 роки тому +1

    Michelle is wonderful.

  • @danih2444
    @danih2444 5 років тому +2

    That was actually very funny! The best I’ve ever seen her. And her voice wasn’t as shrill.

  • @3as1
    @3as1 3 роки тому

    If I got a tattoo on my wrist, it would.say "drink water ".

  • @milton112
    @milton112 6 років тому +122

    I love this girl, soooooo funny.

    • @Controllerbreaker
      @Controllerbreaker 6 років тому +3

      milton112 Not funny at all. Women suck at comedy

    • @Jaym4
      @Jaym4 6 років тому +6

      Controllerbreaker wow don’t let those conservative values hit you out the door

    • @Controllerbreaker
      @Controllerbreaker 6 років тому +1

      J M what ?

    • @edemaio13
      @edemaio13 6 років тому +1

      Liberals don't think she's funny either...humor isn't determined by your politics.

    • @way2dumb
      @way2dumb 6 років тому

      shes funny as

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 4 роки тому

    The last bit was killer

  • @yanDeriction
    @yanDeriction 5 років тому +3

    TDS was often mediocre but this is amazing

  • @jameswest545
    @jameswest545 6 років тому +8

    She kills man!

  • @Sunshine-zm1fx
    @Sunshine-zm1fx 6 років тому +17

    More Michelle Wolf, please!

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 3 роки тому +1

    2:17, type two are like what?

  • @protectbodythetans
    @protectbodythetans 4 роки тому

    I fucking love this woman

  • @algee8415
    @algee8415 5 років тому +1

    Woolf Woolf Woolf!

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 5 років тому +1

    Cute and funny nice video

  • @gracelee7530
    @gracelee7530 3 роки тому +12

    She must be protected at all costs !

  • @HenryFrederick
    @HenryFrederick 5 років тому +5

    Netflix canceled​ her show!!!

  • @jhjacobs81
    @jhjacobs81 8 місяців тому

    She could read the bible and it still crack me over 😂 this woman is pure awesomeness!

  • @talytasbarcelos
    @talytasbarcelos 6 років тому +8

    yes i have seen it. yes i will watch it again.

    • @viklondon3466
      @viklondon3466 6 років тому

      Talyta Barcelos yes I wonder who the f you are talking to and yes i wonder who cares?

    • @talytasbarcelos
      @talytasbarcelos 6 років тому

      Vik London i wonder about that too. so cool. let's be friends so we can share more of our thoutghts on it since we both do that.

  • @richardkuda321
    @richardkuda321 4 роки тому +2

    Your dad never going to be proud. Lol

  • @laurawright6879
    @laurawright6879 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻

  • @batbullet3315
    @batbullet3315 6 років тому +4

    She was so adorable

  • @dejayrezme8617
    @dejayrezme8617 6 років тому +64

    She awesome

  • @franciscopatino7546
    @franciscopatino7546 6 років тому

    I'm a comic just starting out in LA, and that's what you call a "tight 6". Nighsss set, Michelle. Yoah fuckin funny : "because I'mma woman who cannot be caged", awesome (I see you with Myers, too). And why am i writing as if I believe you'll ever read this, and feel flattered ?.....I dunno..........oh yeah, maybe because I'll "see it when I believe it", or some other such nonsense.

  • @miggyz9052
    @miggyz9052 4 роки тому

    As an alcoholic that is so true

  • @tudormiller8898
    @tudormiller8898 5 років тому +3

    She's so cute. ♥️

  • @Iroxinping
    @Iroxinping 6 років тому +27

    she is funny and cute lol

  • @adayinthelife5772
    @adayinthelife5772 6 років тому +3

    Looks loke mike myers brother.

  • @seldomscenn8859
    @seldomscenn8859 6 років тому

    Drop loads

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 6 років тому +31

    Funny, smart and beautiful...triple threat right there...👏🏽👏🏽

    • @alexzombie2585
      @alexzombie2585 5 років тому +4

      Funny? Smart?? Beautiful??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @adrianmarquez8345
      @adrianmarquez8345 5 років тому

      I don’t think you know what those words mean.

  • @mitchellmiranda3295
    @mitchellmiranda3295 6 років тому +5

    The female Lenny Bruce of the 2000's.

  • @newyorkstatewhiskeyandpipe9605
    @newyorkstatewhiskeyandpipe9605 6 років тому +3

    She is my new favorite commedienne

  • @hogmango3560
    @hogmango3560 6 років тому

    😍

  • @animalcol1
    @animalcol1 3 роки тому +1

    I want to marry her!

  • @bman6065
    @bman6065 3 роки тому +3

    He lost his neck!
    I bet Goldberg would love that one

  • @googlyguys
    @googlyguys 3 роки тому

    The only tattoo I want is fivehead on my forehead

  • @rustyandtherobotband3731
    @rustyandtherobotband3731 3 роки тому

    She's really sharp

  • @dianeshannon7988
    @dianeshannon7988 2 роки тому

    Your very funny I'm English and not offended at all shine 9n

  • @MichaelMassimino
    @MichaelMassimino Рік тому

    To be fair, Michelle should have gotten a tattoo on her shin that said wrist

  • @RK-ep8qy
    @RK-ep8qy 6 років тому +5

    England’s fatter, 2/3 of us are overweight compared to 1/3 of America but our education and healthcare is still better ✊

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 4 роки тому +1

      Ropsana Khanom ....don't you have socialized healthcare? If so, you're healthcare system SUCKS....

  • @Hat_achu
    @Hat_achu 2 роки тому

    She’s like if Mabel Pines grew up

  • @creativeprismstudio1003
    @creativeprismstudio1003 4 місяці тому

    XD

  • @UnOeufff
    @UnOeufff Рік тому +1

    The more I watch Michelle Wolf the more attractive she becomes.