Michelle Wolf is Better Than You

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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2019
  • Michelle talks about making political jokes, Americans being very mature, doing the White House Correspondents' Dinner, internet trolls, looking like Carrot Top, and the real reason she runs ultra-marathons.
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  • @Ronnet
    @Ronnet 4 роки тому +255

    Damn, she was way to sharp. She fired off those jokes like a machine gun. At one point half the jokes seemed to go over the audience their heads.

    • @baiduchicom8403
      @baiduchicom8403 4 роки тому +3

      She's funny enough to get fired. For not being funny.

    • @Lol_1997
      @Lol_1997 4 роки тому

      Or she's not funny

    • @wacnwacn5701
      @wacnwacn5701 4 роки тому +3

      She is so beautiful, whitty, and, smart.

    • @Starcrossedslv
      @Starcrossedslv 3 роки тому

      Anton Cebalo 🤡

  • @anttikalpio4577
    @anttikalpio4577 4 роки тому +44

    Anyone think the DMC should’ve hired Michelle to present the articles of impeachment instead of Pelosi and Nadler?

    • @DavidGriffin-ww2fk
      @DavidGriffin-ww2fk 4 роки тому

      The DMC you say?What was she gonna do an old school rap about being carrot tops illegitimate love child, who's also not funny?

  • @CAM-fq8lv
    @CAM-fq8lv Рік тому +16

    She is so funny and confident. Love her. Didn't know she is an ultra-marathon runner, but it doesn't surprise me. Go Michelle!

  • @jiffjiffernson7292
    @jiffjiffernson7292 4 роки тому +128

    *She is about straight-up confidence. And yet she is still feminine and funny. She is awesome.*

    • @jacobkrueger1920
      @jacobkrueger1920 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine thinking she is funny. Cant believe people have such an awful sense of humor.

    • @Lol_1997
      @Lol_1997 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine being so brain dead to actually think she's even remotely funny

    • @lilglockhorizontal
      @lilglockhorizontal 4 роки тому +9

      @@jacobkrueger1920 imagine being so childish thinking your sense of humor is the only sense of humor.

    • @jacobkrueger1920
      @jacobkrueger1920 4 роки тому

      @@lilglockhorizontal what's childish is the sense of humor of whoever thinks this is comedy. This sounds like something a bunch of 5th graders would find funny.

    • @asecretchannel4135
      @asecretchannel4135 3 роки тому

      @@lilglockhorizontal
      Wasn’t expecting to see a fellow fan here. Loving the pfp and channel.

  • @melaniemorrison2334
    @melaniemorrison2334 9 місяців тому +14

    She is in my top 5 of favorite comedians.

    • @sjinzaar
      @sjinzaar 2 місяці тому

      other 4 are?

  • @MB3448
    @MB3448 4 роки тому +243

    Audience isn’t laughing but those are some really funny jokes

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty 4 роки тому +16

      Or just wasn't funny

    • @milepod
      @milepod 4 роки тому

      THATS THE JOKE

    • @baiduchicom8403
      @baiduchicom8403 4 роки тому +2

      She's funny enough to get fired. For not being funny.

    • @HellzFuryRC
      @HellzFuryRC 3 роки тому +3

      The jokes were funny, just too many sensitive people in the world now.

    • @bayareaartist999
      @bayareaartist999 3 роки тому

      the timing between them was off and the host was unnerved by him knowing if she said something that was triggering he would have to deal with it.

  • @lylearoyii
    @lylearoyii 4 роки тому +68

    Ever since her correspondence speech, I've loved her. She's hilarious, beautiful and smart.

    • @devadasn
      @devadasn 4 роки тому +3

      Beautiful?? I guess if you’re into a trans carrot top that bathed in olive oil

    • @sheikmohammad8724
      @sheikmohammad8724 4 роки тому +2

      If you think she’s beautiful than I don’t want to even think about your standards

  • @wongilank
    @wongilank 4 роки тому +38

    WHCA still owes an apology to this woman

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +47

    "There's part of it that feels good, then there's part where you wanna die. Then you end, and you think, 'I'm never gonna do that again', and you go... a day later... 'that wasn't too bad, I might do that again."
    I'mma steal that for my next AA meeting.

    • @0Turbox
      @0Turbox 4 роки тому

      That's what your wife thinks and the reason she is still with you ;)

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 4 роки тому +46

    She's hilarious. Mainstream shows like this are so lame. Loved her and Rogan talking a few days ago.

    • @Satchel334
      @Satchel334 Рік тому

      That was a cool Rogan episode!

  • @rabalac
    @rabalac 4 роки тому +326

    She looks Young and old at the same time

    • @jpatt85
      @jpatt85 4 роки тому +11

      Carrot Top looked the same way for 20+ years. It must be the hair

    • @Mega_Mikey
      @Mega_Mikey 4 роки тому +29

      She looks black and white at the same time

    • @S1L3NTG4M3R
      @S1L3NTG4M3R 4 роки тому +11

      She's a runner, and spends a lot of time outside... (that's what the sun does to your skin)...

    • @jennacryan
      @jennacryan 4 роки тому +12

      she looks like she aged 20 years in the past 2 years. still looking fly and funny as hell tho

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому

      Lucky her.

  • @benjaminleavitt3666
    @benjaminleavitt3666 4 роки тому +82

    She ran a 50 mile ultra marathon? Dayum!

    • @willenholly
      @willenholly 4 роки тому +3

      I once ran a half marathon when I was young & stupid. Got that out of my system.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 4 роки тому

      That's nothing! I ran to the refrigerator and back in between two videos loading on UA-cam! Take _that,_ Michelle Wolf! :)

  • @jhonmarcestano5264
    @jhonmarcestano5264 4 роки тому +17

    Society is more mature now "😂
    I feel the irony in her tone😂

  • @gentlerobot6241
    @gentlerobot6241 4 роки тому +30

    she's really funny

  • @JessicaChastainFan
    @JessicaChastainFan 4 роки тому +92

    Michelle is so awesome.

  • @jaddytheteenblogger
    @jaddytheteenblogger 4 роки тому +59

    Her humour has a lot of British honesty in it. I love it. She is just outright stating the humour in our reality and you can tell everyone in that room is so uncomfortable with the jokes she is saying. Goes to show why American humour is hard to tackle when you're not from there. Should definitely check her out when she was on British panel shows. She just embraced and satirised the elephant in the room, that she wasn't from Britain and she wasn't getting any of the jokes.

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 4 роки тому

      I loved her on the panel shows, I watch them all the time

    • @brianyalt2345
      @brianyalt2345 4 роки тому

      oh please. Brittish don't know anything about being funny. get over yourselves.

  • @blt4life112
    @blt4life112 4 роки тому +46

    I love how she offends the anti-pc crowd. 🍿

    • @bradleyjames1379
      @bradleyjames1379 4 роки тому +4

      @BLT4LIFE
      Kind of crazy huh? I don't even think what she says is that bad. She hits them with the truth about themselves and adds her own corky twist.

    • @brianyalt2345
      @brianyalt2345 4 роки тому

      PC Babies are crying.

  • @ciram9082
    @ciram9082 4 роки тому +24

    Grown Annie has gone disco.

  • @cooliipie
    @cooliipie 4 роки тому +35

    I just searched her and this was uploaded one second ago...

    • @geronimotalo2002
      @geronimotalo2002 4 роки тому +11

      She's most famous for the White House correspondence dinner. She's the reason they don't have them anymore. She burned everybody including Trump so bad. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @protectbodythetans
      @protectbodythetans 4 роки тому

      01001011 SAME

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 4 роки тому +14

    comedians are ultimately so self deprecating. they know all of their flaws and shortcomings and make humor out of all that.

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 4 роки тому +22

    I didn’t like her at first when she was on Comedy Central. Her voice drove me nuts. Then when I got to know her I loved her comedy. She’s definitely not everyone’s cup of tea. People that are easily offended that is.

  • @CJ-gy8ie
    @CJ-gy8ie 4 роки тому +18

    I just finished her new special. It was really good!

  • @TheMoghrabimahmoud
    @TheMoghrabimahmoud 4 роки тому +21

    Funniest woman to ever walk our planet

    • @sheikmohammad8724
      @sheikmohammad8724 4 роки тому

      Women aren’t very funny so I guess it’s not a hard accomplishment

    • @JaIch9999
      @JaIch9999 4 роки тому +6

      @@sheikmohammad8724 She is funnier than most male comedians.

  • @fym90
    @fym90 4 роки тому +13

    Omg I hadn't thought about the "south bent" part.

  • @eirenieve
    @eirenieve 4 роки тому +10

    I justl adore Michelle Wolf and always will.

  • @brittdavis1
    @brittdavis1 4 роки тому +37

    Michelle!!!! Love you, you're hilarious 😂😂

  • @brianyalt2345
    @brianyalt2345 4 роки тому +30

    Michelle Wolf is so much funnier than Jimmy Kimmel. He should hire her to write his jokes or better yet she should replace him entirely.

  • @JacobW567
    @JacobW567 4 роки тому +9

    I love her...so clever and great jokes always!

  • @etienneportail5122
    @etienneportail5122 4 роки тому +22

    “She [Sanders] burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like, maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” (Michelle Wolf) -> still one of the best !

  • @oscarmendez3362
    @oscarmendez3362 4 роки тому +12

    This great comedy and we should be happy having all these talents. Good luck to both.

  • @kerryannewalsh3447
    @kerryannewalsh3447 2 роки тому +3

    as a fellow ging, michelle is one of my fav comedians!! love this!

  • @cannerbernerd1836
    @cannerbernerd1836 4 роки тому +30

    We needed her political jokes at the time.

    • @bobbymkd457
      @bobbymkd457 4 роки тому +1

      Cannerbernerd all the time!

    • @richhard2723
      @richhard2723 4 роки тому +1

      Way funnier than Kimmel's constant Trump monologues every night, I just watch when the guests come on

  • @dwinosam
    @dwinosam 4 роки тому +10

    Michelle Wolf answers the question: what about if amy shumer had talent

    • @user-ov9vr1wc2j
      @user-ov9vr1wc2j 4 роки тому

      dwinosam pls leave Amy Schumer out of this conversation 😂😂

  • @julianwaugh8221
    @julianwaugh8221 Рік тому +1

    What a find just discovered her I am hooked

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +16

    I just imagined President Randy Rainbow, and I can't get it out of my head.

  • @brayan8346
    @brayan8346 4 роки тому +7

    I bought one of your books for my niece.

  • @marcelloterranova7387
    @marcelloterranova7387 4 роки тому +13

    She looks beautiful in that dress!

    • @chez881
      @chez881 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah let's not get too ahead of ourselves buddy

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 4 роки тому +2

      It's not a dress

  • @LORGSW6
    @LORGSW6 4 роки тому +5

    I love the color of her skin!

  • @krystalshepherd4582
    @krystalshepherd4582 4 роки тому +5

    Michelle is awesome.

  • @generaljellyroll8737
    @generaljellyroll8737 4 роки тому +15

    I don’t care about Pete’s sexual orientation. It’s his policies that aren’t as good as Bernie’s, specifically his m4a stance. He doesn’t want it. He want a a moderate public option. It’s ridiculous.
    Ultra marathon?! Nice.

    • @mankun31
      @mankun31 4 роки тому +1

      But Pete could get a lot of Republican voter's vote, because he worked hard to oppress black people too.

    • @omarious
      @omarious 4 роки тому

      Man Kun Fong exactly his republican self.

  • @M81_Enjoyer
    @M81_Enjoyer 4 роки тому +25

    She’s talking total funny sense and everyone is like “oooohhhhhhh” and “nah uhhhhhh”

    • @jamiemcv12
      @jamiemcv12 4 роки тому +2

      WTF are you talking about lmao

    • @rawrbro69
      @rawrbro69 4 роки тому

      C-shift Report everything gurl

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 4 роки тому +9

    Bernie Sanders 2020 health care is a human right ✊

  • @thesnowmonkeyhaslanded3513
    @thesnowmonkeyhaslanded3513 4 роки тому +4

    We'll make fun of her looking like Carrot Top but we won't make fun of Carrot Top looking like Michelle Wolf. I don't get it.

  • @RIKDDY
    @RIKDDY 4 роки тому +5

    dang I love her. Those curls 😍

  • @miggyz9052
    @miggyz9052 4 роки тому +4

    She is savage, I love her!!!!

  • @MrBrothafunk
    @MrBrothafunk 4 роки тому +4

    I miss her so much she should have more time to shine:)

  • @ayosese3005
    @ayosese3005 4 роки тому +9

    But she is truely very funny though!

  • @Leo-nine
    @Leo-nine 4 роки тому +3

    Hahaha she said Pete discusses policy!
    Lolol
    That's so funny!
    Maybe in opposite land he discusses policy.

  • @NeverBeenThereBefore
    @NeverBeenThereBefore 4 роки тому +2

    I love carrot top.. hysterical that she talks about that in her bit

  • @SunnySideup2012
    @SunnySideup2012 4 роки тому +7

    Oh Jimmy you have finally eaten the cookieee.

  • @norarobinson3091
    @norarobinson3091 4 роки тому +6

    She is amazing I loved her at the WHCD all the drama the republicans drummed up because of her jokes just proves they are the real snowflakes ❄️

    • @crimsonjedi
      @crimsonjedi 4 роки тому

      Its because she really wasn't funny and didn't say anything that we haven't heard. Just another talk show host.

    • @crimsonjedi
      @crimsonjedi 4 роки тому

      @@PlzPr3sspl4y Like I said just another talk show host with zero originality.

    • @crimsonjedi
      @crimsonjedi 4 роки тому

      @@PlzPr3sspl4y Okay lol how do u know how old I am?

    • @crimsonjedi
      @crimsonjedi 4 роки тому

      @@PlzPr3sspl4y In a 16 year old body

    • @crimsonjedi
      @crimsonjedi 4 роки тому

      @@PlzPr3sspl4y Are pathetic insults all you have?

  • @DaeDaeDotNet
    @DaeDaeDotNet 4 роки тому +1

    Damn when I seen the thumb nail I totally was like ooh carrot tops back

  • @hybridmomentom
    @hybridmomentom 4 роки тому +4

    killin it

  • @johnIZaUWL
    @johnIZaUWL 4 роки тому +1

    BEYOND Happy she’s back ❤️😘😘😌

  • @Hendanie
    @Hendanie Рік тому

    The only comedienne that I heard Jimmy Kimmel laugh at in earnest!

  • @brayan8346
    @brayan8346 4 роки тому +8

    I want to hear more jokes.

    • @10010011001100110101
      @10010011001100110101 4 роки тому

      @@motherteresa8418 Come back when you can speak English properly

    • @motherteresa8418
      @motherteresa8418 4 роки тому

      @@10010011001100110101 sounds like is insecure.

  • @phrenchphried
    @phrenchphried 4 роки тому +4

    I love her more than is probably healthy.

  • @robbiegailh.2076
    @robbiegailh.2076 4 роки тому +2

    Love you Michelle! Stay brave.

  • @honey7967
    @honey7967 4 роки тому +3

    Love her!!

  • @brianwilliams9997
    @brianwilliams9997 4 роки тому +2

    This is the first time i've been really impressed with Michelle wolf. I mean I remember the pearl clutching republicans at the correspondents dinner, this is much better material. Better than Colbert, Meyers or Oliver. Not to mention Bee who i can't even watch. I think she needs a top spot. Probably her own show.

  • @reddchan
    @reddchan 4 роки тому +1

    Is Carolla coming in to promote No Safe Spaces or did I miss it

  • @kennymega61
    @kennymega61 2 роки тому +1

    I love her, she is mad cool comedian

  • @rads3586
    @rads3586 4 роки тому +1

    This woman is just amazing. Love her Love her Lover her.

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 4 роки тому

    I loved the correspondence dinner

  • @hayesdabney
    @hayesdabney 4 роки тому +1

    Luv me some Michelle! Funny as hell!

  • @moonnugget4598
    @moonnugget4598 4 роки тому

    😹🙌🏾 Her PB jokes were so fukn funny, and I love her defense of Monica. lolz 💛🧡❤️💜💙💚🖤

  • @neen42
    @neen42 4 роки тому +1

    The audience wasn't ready.

  • @montroking9846
    @montroking9846 4 роки тому +1

    She is the BEST😂🤣

  • @make.and.believe
    @make.and.believe 4 роки тому +2

    I love Michelle Wolf!!!

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 4 роки тому

    ... but I knew that!
    She did amazing at the WHCD!

  • @jojomane7023
    @jojomane7023 3 місяці тому

    Her smile is great. :)

  • @UDubFootballFan
    @UDubFootballFan 2 місяці тому

    There are few female comedians who can make me laugh and she's one of them. Top 2 maybe.

  • @tekqist28
    @tekqist28 3 роки тому

    Too few views. Such a sharp comedian

  • @bobbymkd457
    @bobbymkd457 4 роки тому +1

    She is a legend!!!

  • @j.r09160
    @j.r09160 4 роки тому +22

    She's been smoking more lmao her voice is changing

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 4 роки тому +2

      Junior I’d support smoking if it keeps changing her voice.

    • @protectbodythetans
      @protectbodythetans 4 роки тому +2

      Junior voice is the same hun..

    • @brucekaraus7330
      @brucekaraus7330 4 роки тому +3

      Yep, nothing screams, "smoker" like a 50 mile marathon.

  • @dabeage
    @dabeage 4 роки тому +2

    love her..

  • @mtrotter325
    @mtrotter325 4 роки тому

    If Mayor Buttigieg were elected, I bet he would NOT go for red Christmas trees in the WH.

  • @tebbiemoss7746
    @tebbiemoss7746 4 роки тому

    She is raw 🤣

  • @kingconscience.1597
    @kingconscience.1597 4 роки тому

    Carrot top's sister is back!!!

  • @azl2p
    @azl2p 4 роки тому +1

    This chicken is hilarious

  • @jacovawernett3077
    @jacovawernett3077 4 роки тому

    L'chaim from Jacova 11..Gevurah born March 11...in Bethlehem..I donated $10

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 4 роки тому

    Patrice O'Neil is "Better Than You"

  • @charlesraycooley
    @charlesraycooley 4 роки тому +2

    She doesn't look like carrot top. Carrot top looks like a melting wax figure of him self mixed with the same bad surgery of Meg Ryan.Michelle Wolf is hot.

  • @suppuahdoepah
    @suppuahdoepah 4 роки тому +1

    The best joke she got, is het carrier

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force 3 роки тому

    There are 2 types of people.
    1) People who run
    2) People who find runners annoying

  • @nartouzumaki8232
    @nartouzumaki8232 4 роки тому

    Bruno for President !!

  • @mattclendaniel2569
    @mattclendaniel2569 4 роки тому

    Herself and carrot top should perform together

  • @athanott
    @athanott 4 роки тому

    Hilarious 👏

  • @zacharyshoberg84
    @zacharyshoberg84 4 роки тому

    She’s awesome

  • @evingmadeez5008
    @evingmadeez5008 4 роки тому +1

    She's so awesome

  • @rienpost3145
    @rienpost3145 4 роки тому +2

    Yeah, nobody makes those jokes anymore, we've matured, and then she makes them all. What?

  • @simapatel1834
    @simapatel1834 4 роки тому

    I love her

  • @MonsterSound
    @MonsterSound 4 роки тому

    Michelle is awesome.🤘😎👍

  • @johnbrown6189
    @johnbrown6189 7 місяців тому

    Love her fangs.

  • @MissMoxie
    @MissMoxie 5 місяців тому

    Ok Michelle running is tough, I get ya. Try giving birth, naturally!!! And yet as you say, apparently some peeps go back for more. Not me! One glorious kid was enough. 😊 Kudos on the marathons x

  • @rudrapratapsingh6859
    @rudrapratapsingh6859 4 роки тому +2

    50 miles.....WOW... that's almost 6 times back and forth to Trailer Park

  • @mrv9187
    @mrv9187 4 роки тому

    People are afraid to laugh, this chick is funny

  • @MrBentatro
    @MrBentatro 3 місяці тому

    "There is a part where you want to die, then there is a part where you feel good, then there is a part where you say I think I'll do that again."
    In other words, she is a wife.
    yep.
    wife material.
    In fact, all around great person.

  • @84Elenai
    @84Elenai 4 роки тому +1

    Her specials are awesome! She's a smart, intelligent woman and I love her. Can't wait to see her new material. As an Italian woman, I just want to say "thank you Michelle".

  • @TheGreatBishopYohanVerga
    @TheGreatBishopYohanVerga 4 роки тому +2

    This chicks funny