Vampire's Kiss (5/11) Movie CLIP - Alphabetical Order (1988) HD

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  • @bondfool
    @bondfool 2 роки тому +539

    The alphabet part is a meme, but the petulant “I never misfiled anything!” is absolutely incredible.

    • @optimusprimus89
      @optimusprimus89 2 роки тому +48

      "Not once! Not one time!" 😡

    • @JimberWumby
      @JimberWumby 2 роки тому +17

      Apparently he wanted to see if he could do Mick Jaggers moves in a scene so that's why he moves like that

    • @misterman3379
      @misterman3379 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t get that line.. no one would
      Say that. Crappy writing.

    • @Cmonbilly
      @Cmonbilly Рік тому +8

      @@misterman3379 She was saying it was misfiled. He was saying he did not misfile anything, so who was it? Of course, she can’t answer. He’s literally losing his mind in an epic vampire spiral.

    • @BillyBob-xi9ih
      @BillyBob-xi9ih Рік тому +7

      Also the “I wanna know, really, WHO!! DID!!!” 😂

  • @Dev1559
    @Dev1559 6 років тому +518

    "A B C D E F G.. H I J K LMNOP.. Q! R! S! T! U! V! WXYZ! HUH?!"
    -Nicolas Cage

  • @Davesothoth
    @Davesothoth 8 років тому +819

    I unironically love Nic Cage.

    • @skippydinglechalk1196
      @skippydinglechalk1196 4 роки тому +1

      Thank

    • @AlbanianThrash
      @AlbanianThrash 4 роки тому +44

      Hes the most entertaining actor on screen

    • @tullythebully5539
      @tullythebully5539 4 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @bigcock8900
      @bigcock8900 4 роки тому +13

      Best actor of all time

    • @imjack1041
      @imjack1041 3 роки тому +27

      I think the people who make fun of him and make memes of his "Not the bees" scene, have never actually seen a film from him. Leaving Las Vegas, Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Matchstick Men or Lord of War. This guy can act.

  • @brettlee5226
    @brettlee5226 4 роки тому +483

    This lady deserves an Oscar for not cracking up during this. 😂

    • @jeffhelba
      @jeffhelba 2 роки тому +21

      Oh, I imagine there may have been a few takes 😂

    • @grego-geek
      @grego-geek 5 місяців тому +2

      pretty sure there is some bloopers of that scene

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant7353 Рік тому +185

    This is the greatest rendition of the alphabet. Nicolas Cage deserves all the awards for this incredible scene.

    • @pugtie4695
      @pugtie4695 Рік тому +4

      Nic Cage should have been my teacher

    • @monkeyb1820
      @monkeyb1820 Рік тому +2

      This was an acting tour-de-force. I couldn't even tell he was acting. Oscar-worthy for sure.

  • @marianoyalour
    @marianoyalour Рік тому +94

    This scene was God's gift to the world of filmmaking.

    • @jasmadams
      @jasmadams Рік тому +2

      It's right up there with the bakery scene in Moonstruck. "He has his hand, he has his bride!"

  • @karthu1993
    @karthu1993 2 роки тому +73

    Only Nic Cage can underact and overact at the same time. 😂😂😂

  • @MsProudcherokee
    @MsProudcherokee 3 роки тому +92

    "And you call yourself a psychiatrist" 😂😂😂

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Рік тому +74

    This is actually one of the more down to earth moments he has in the whole movie! 🤣🤣

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 роки тому +73

    I love that he cannot fathom the idea that someone misplaced a contract. Like a simple mistake like that is too much for him to handle. Like Chuck McGill in better call Saul.

    • @markhumphreys4496
      @markhumphreys4496 9 місяців тому +7

      One after Magna Carta he would NEVER make that mistake

    • @vaovao1665
      @vaovao1665 5 місяців тому +4

      You’re telling me that a contract would just happen to be misplaced like that? No! She orchestrated it! Alva!

    • @an-animal-lover
      @an-animal-lover 3 місяці тому

      Now, I'd love to see Nic act out that scene as Chuck

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 4 роки тому +286

    1:56 I genuinely believe that during this moment, Nic Cage was thinking, "what the hell do I do with my hands?"

    • @hilairebelloc3368
      @hilairebelloc3368 4 роки тому +45

      I’ve heard that he was, and that he had carefully planned each gesture.

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 3 роки тому +13

      @@hilairebelloc3368 Practised them in front of his cat in a hotel room apparently.

    • @crooked9210
      @crooked9210 3 роки тому +21

      It was actually pretty much the most carefully planned and practiced parts of the movie according to Nic and the director

    • @deppstepp3330
      @deppstepp3330 3 роки тому +9

      @@crypticcryptid4702 I just wonder what his cat was thinking, especially if Nic was screaming the alphabet at it.

    • @annagiersz3314
      @annagiersz3314 3 роки тому +2

      I would have just start laughing if I was that actor who plays psychiatrist. She must be good to keep a straight face

  • @edpaterson3529
    @edpaterson3529 Рік тому +35

    The way his elbow slips off his knee at the beginning is just perfect.

    • @sooyungo
      @sooyungo 9 місяців тому

      HAHAHA! Thank you for calling this out

    • @sooyungo
      @sooyungo 9 місяців тому

      HAHAHA! Thank you for calling this out

    • @dlariby
      @dlariby 9 місяців тому

      It’s all part of the show

  • @kanone_69
    @kanone_69 2 роки тому +18

    Apparently he would practice lines on his cat. So now Im just picturing nick cage with a crazy look screaming at a cat in a motel

  • @omiomi5997
    @omiomi5997 5 років тому +195

    Just came from the simon helberg impersonation

  • @thecornucopiaofcraziness484
    @thecornucopiaofcraziness484 6 років тому +481

    I can see why Nic Cage was never invited to Sesame Street

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 роки тому +11

      I love this comment. Him and count woulda been great.
      I can almost see count doing 1 2 3. And cage ABCDEFGHIFJKLemeneOP.
      And count just staring and going to a commercial break, with a confused puppet face

    • @mrsinister8978
      @mrsinister8978 3 роки тому +2

      @@stephengrigg5988 but its on PBS & HBO. Why would it have a commercial break.

    • @mrcyberpunk
      @mrcyberpunk 3 роки тому +9

      "IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE" - Cage "yeah we know ha ha" - Count

    • @0urmunchk1n
      @0urmunchk1n 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrsinister8978 Because this show was brought to you by the letter M and the number 3.

    • @PotterPointFilms
      @PotterPointFilms 2 місяці тому

      TOO TRUE!!! 😂

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 6 років тому +92

    "NOT ONCE! NOT ONE TIME!"

  • @Maxx________
    @Maxx________ 8 років тому +579

    The scene from the hilariocity intro 😂😂😂

    • @wyattbraunstein1658
      @wyattbraunstein1658 4 роки тому +15

      He even got the movements right

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 роки тому +16

      The greatest over the top acting in history.
      I feel like it was ad libbed, and the crew probably thought he was legitimately insane

    • @hilairebelloc3368
      @hilairebelloc3368 4 роки тому +5

      Actually, I saw in a video on Cage’s style that each movement was precisely choreographed. But to the naive observer...

    • @hypeonpointkamikaze4846
      @hypeonpointkamikaze4846 3 роки тому +3

      Chris Stuckmann is trash lmao

    • @PrimeParadiso
      @PrimeParadiso 3 роки тому

      @@hypeonpointkamikaze4846 why?

  • @daveharris5914
    @daveharris5914 3 роки тому +30

    wow, simon's imprrssion is really on point

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 7 років тому +131

    Stuckmann Hilariocities brought me here.

    • @eliotforbes7349
      @eliotforbes7349 3 роки тому

      Simon Helberg’s genius Cage impression on Conan brought me here...

  • @spaghettitime3263
    @spaghettitime3263 3 роки тому +20

    This cadence of this scene is so good in honesty

  • @rocketyank
    @rocketyank 5 років тому +119

    In Christ’s name, how did that woman keep a straight face?

  • @robbiedistasio3131
    @robbiedistasio3131 4 роки тому +115

    imagine doing this for a scene in theater class this would great

  • @louisbrien7509
    @louisbrien7509 2 роки тому +131

    His passion for creating unusual and interesting characters has won me back from the "Nic Cage is the kiss of death" to a movie to "I am slowly seeing how his performances amount to some amusing and demanding performances that are truly worth my attention" This movie in itself is unremarkable, but this scene is worthy of a damn Oscar, nearly...

    • @drewhanna28
      @drewhanna28 Рік тому

      Now imagine your consternation when you actually see "kiss of death" starring Nic cage.

    • @Gatitasecsii
      @Gatitasecsii 11 місяців тому

      The movie is amazing shut up

  • @lightningcomet7307
    @lightningcomet7307 2 роки тому +70

    One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history...

  • @tchallaw3st
    @tchallaw3st 4 роки тому +26

    1:56 is why you’re here 😂😂

  • @Eric_1991
    @Eric_1991 Рік тому +4

    “Very good, you know your alphabet” I’ll bet she improvised that lol

  • @cherryri9771
    @cherryri9771 4 роки тому +8

    People keep saying he overacted here, but let me tell you..so many top managers are like this. Normal people almost never get to companies' top.

  • @Iamverybald
    @Iamverybald 2 роки тому +4

    I HAVEN'T MISFILED ANYTHING, NOT ONCE NOT ONE TIME *mick jagger pose*

  • @avolto4822
    @avolto4822 Рік тому +13

    Me and my friends have discussed that Nic Cage rises to the scripts quality. If the script is awful he makes it funny. If it's great he makes it fantastic.

  • @hamhi98
    @hamhi98 2 роки тому +5

    Masterclass acting

  • @charlesderosas5577
    @charlesderosas5577 5 років тому +45

    Nicolas cage as a pre school teacher.

  • @user-cq5sg9cb4t
    @user-cq5sg9cb4t Рік тому +8

    It's like American Psycho before American Psycho, except instead of a psychopath we have a madman😂

    • @jimmy22334
      @jimmy22334 11 місяців тому +4

      Impressive, very nice. Lets see Paul Allen's alphabet

    • @TYDescartes
      @TYDescartes 3 дні тому

      @@jimmy22334 mate that was the funniest YT comment I've seen in... damn, maybe since YT started. that subtle off-topic nature of it. the tasteful self-reflexivity. oh my god... someone even gave it a thumbs up.

  • @GenAfterNextTactics
    @GenAfterNextTactics 5 років тому +35

    Nicolas Cage > every other actor

  • @Mr-gx8bq
    @Mr-gx8bq 3 роки тому +5

    I felt as captivated as heck, did somebody else too?

  • @LetsGetitBoah
    @LetsGetitBoah Рік тому +3

    2:00 min,..he looks like a child throwing a tantrum. LMFAO

  • @Hezyo922
    @Hezyo922 4 роки тому +13

    Same energy as "you ate my sandwich"

  • @charlestrulear6873
    @charlestrulear6873 4 роки тому +14

    On the rare occasions I do this scene, I like to do the Macarena.

  • @theinternetisconfusing5438
    @theinternetisconfusing5438 5 років тому +59

    "I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hey Johhny!"
    "oh my goooooodddddd"
    1:59

    • @abdulrazzaq-zo7yv
      @abdulrazzaq-zo7yv 4 роки тому +1

      the "oh my goooooooddd" is after
      replace it with "I LOVE MY EYES"

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 роки тому +2

      I see what you did there

  • @maryg1013
    @maryg1013 2 роки тому +6

    When I have a kid one day, this is how I'm going to teach them the alphabet, lol!

    • @paradoxicalcat7173
      @paradoxicalcat7173 6 місяців тому +2

      Scarred for life! They won't ever forget the alphabet though!

  • @brownskin_jazzyyy.160
    @brownskin_jazzyyy.160 8 років тому +13

    I love this guy

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 4 роки тому +9

    If people could get their anger off their chest like this and people who heard it wouldn’t call the police, the murder rate would probably be cut like in half.

    • @schadowizationproductions6205
      @schadowizationproductions6205 3 роки тому

      nah.

    • @tylermarkle5114
      @tylermarkle5114 2 роки тому

      This is how the fortune cookie phrase, "say the alphabet while angry," came to be.

    • @papilliondunuit4494
      @papilliondunuit4494 2 роки тому

      That's the first thing I thought when I saw this scene! But I would say the murder rate would go down by more like, 25% max

  • @mrz_88
    @mrz_88 2 роки тому +9

    This man won an Oscar for best Actor

    • @papilliondunuit4494
      @papilliondunuit4494 2 роки тому

      can't remember which movie he was in, but it was definitely for his ACTING

    • @burtfurt1995
      @burtfurt1995 2 роки тому

      @@papilliondunuit4494 Leaving Las Vegas?

    • @SpaceboundJoker
      @SpaceboundJoker Рік тому +1

      @@papilliondunuit4494 these questions are dumb when u have Google

  • @NoName-rx9lo
    @NoName-rx9lo 3 роки тому +7

    I feel him on a deep level

  • @adamdevmedia
    @adamdevmedia 10 місяців тому

    this movie changed my life, i love the scene of the two people dancing outside his "apartment" where the guy pretends to slap the girl, absolutely savage movie

  • @moonbatt
    @moonbatt Рік тому +8

    Best scene ever! 🤣

  • @krulidn
    @krulidn Рік тому +2

    "You call yourself a psychiatrist" lol

  • @peelslowly28
    @peelslowly28 4 роки тому +2

    This is Nic Cage's worst and best performance

  • @philkozla2917
    @philkozla2917 2 місяці тому

    This is one of the best movies ever !

  • @stevebaillargeon5853
    @stevebaillargeon5853 4 місяці тому

    How to learn alphabet with Nicolas Cage. That scene is so epic !!! 😁👏

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 3 роки тому +2

    I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING
    NOT ONCE NOT ONE TIME

    • @papilliondunuit4494
      @papilliondunuit4494 2 роки тому

      good quote accuracy. not so good with the caps lock accuracy!

  • @Andrew_Alxf
    @Andrew_Alxf Рік тому +1

    Probably greatest scene in hollywood history

  • @sunnywakefield9254
    @sunnywakefield9254 5 років тому +5

    I LOVE THIS GUY !!!!

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 5 років тому +15

    Strangely enough...this is one of his most famous scenes...

  • @TheIrek666
    @TheIrek666 3 роки тому

    The only thing better than his voice are his hand gestures

  • @MrUnsolvedMystery
    @MrUnsolvedMystery 2 роки тому +2

    I’m here because of a Simon Helberg impression clip when he was on Conan. Totally true. Lol

  • @grimarcher872
    @grimarcher872 4 роки тому +4

    The most Rock n Roll Alphabet cover ever!

    • @papilliondunuit4494
      @papilliondunuit4494 2 роки тому

      I'm not so sure about that, but it's definitely up there with the greats!

  • @joshnippleton3449
    @joshnippleton3449 2 роки тому +1

    This is how I’m teaching my kids the alphabet.

  • @freddyrichards878
    @freddyrichards878 8 років тому +19

    this was from 1988?

  • @benw4409
    @benw4409 Рік тому

    Cage's genius as an actor in microcosm - any other actor would've stopped after a few letters, Cage screams EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Without a hint of irony.

  • @qaesarx
    @qaesarx 6 місяців тому

    YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA!!! 😀

  • @rorschachdaws7505
    @rorschachdaws7505 5 років тому +10

    Huh that's all you have to do.

  • @nicolascage6445
    @nicolascage6445 4 роки тому +66

    Back when I had thicker hair than Jude Law!!

    • @nicolascage6445
      @nicolascage6445 3 роки тому +4

      @joint of cyanide Well thank you, I simply do it FOR!!! THE!!! AAAART!!

    • @stefanloncar6868
      @stefanloncar6868 3 роки тому

      @@nicolascage6445 Hey Nick i imagined you in Crash Bandicoot
      Doing your freakouts to Coco Bandicoot and N. Gin

    • @dpeter95
      @dpeter95 3 роки тому +1

      Prefer you as the Janitor where you never speak a word

  • @merringuthrie2587
    @merringuthrie2587 6 років тому +7

    I've never misspelled anything! Not once! Not one time! XD

  • @theparanormalman8707
    @theparanormalman8707 Рік тому +1

    How did this actress keep a straight face through this madness?

  • @Tyrel95
    @Tyrel95 3 роки тому +1

    Now I know my ABC's.

  • @adampasquale7816
    @adampasquale7816 2 роки тому +1

    This should be on Netflix

  • @Eternaldarkness3166
    @Eternaldarkness3166 7 місяців тому

    He's the 1 guy that could pass a sobriety test 😂

  • @JulianWavy
    @JulianWavy 6 років тому +10

    It's so bad it's good 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markmywords2840
    @markmywords2840 2 роки тому

    Nick Cage: Master of Subtlety

  • @ethanklein8406
    @ethanklein8406 2 місяці тому

    If only we could apply this to the new age tier list

  • @davidmurphy8236
    @davidmurphy8236 3 роки тому +1

    Simon Helberg brought me here 😄

  • @Stoirelius
    @Stoirelius 3 місяці тому

    After 5 years of studying psychiatry, the final test in every single university is about knowing who put the file in the incorrect folder in the movie The Vampire’s kiss. You can’t call yourself a psychiatrist until you know that.

  • @thegreatestquest8358
    @thegreatestquest8358 4 роки тому +1

    Hew? Hew? What do you mean? Hew?
    😂😂😂

  • @dronessential
    @dronessential Рік тому

    This monologue is up there with Marlon Brando's from Apocalypse Now.

  • @janjic
    @janjic 8 місяців тому

    "And you call yourself a psychiatrist!" was epic.

  • @EddyePepin-c9g
    @EddyePepin-c9g 11 місяців тому +1

    Some misfiled something, YOU DON’T SAY! 🤪

  • @YellowSun765Z
    @YellowSun765Z 2 роки тому +1

    The alphabet starts here: 1:37

  • @kendac5493
    @kendac5493 Рік тому

    This makes me love him even more

  • @dalewasson5919
    @dalewasson5919 2 роки тому +2

    God I love Nicolas Cage

  • @John-uo2bx
    @John-uo2bx 4 місяці тому

    Cage is awesome

  • @NaNa-kj2gw
    @NaNa-kj2gw 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the Original American Psycho

  • @Joe-oh8oe
    @Joe-oh8oe Рік тому

    Sure the alphabet part is funny, but what makes this scene is 2:09….when he asks “WHO DID??!!!” “I can not posss-ibly tell you that!”

  • @joshleach3349
    @joshleach3349 3 роки тому +2

    How is it possible to overact the alphabet 😂😂😂

  • @argeltuazon5059
    @argeltuazon5059 3 роки тому

    OHH MYYYY GOOODDD!!!
    -Hilarioucity Chris Stuckmann

  • @hughmungus1501
    @hughmungus1501 3 роки тому

    "Very Good, you know your alphabet"
    Wow throwing sas at an insane Nicolas Cage lmao

  • @aydanrzayeva6210
    @aydanrzayeva6210 7 місяців тому

    You don’t say! 😂

  • @7867meet
    @7867meet 4 роки тому +2

    From Simon Helberg

  • @theoneandonlyspook1312
    @theoneandonlyspook1312 Рік тому

    Best Nic cage movie

  • @spacechampi0n
    @spacechampi0n 3 роки тому +2

    Why is his voice different than other movies? Was he trying to sound like Keanu Reeves?

    • @papilliondunuit4494
      @papilliondunuit4494 2 роки тому

      2 words for you pal. 'Chronology' and 'IMDB'......and 'dictionary'. 3 words. 4 words! 5 ! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!!!!!!!!.....sorry got carried away there doing my Keanu Reeves impression. To answer your first question; he sounds different cuase each movie he is doing an impression of another actor. In Raising Arizona, he's actually doing Matthew McConaughey (wait, don't look up those first 2 words I told you). In Face/Off, he's doing John Travolta........I think. In the Wicker Man he's doing Edward Woodward (doesn't get the British accent right though! lol). In Ghost Rider he's doing an impression of that monk from the Vietnam war (at this point of his career he stops doing other actors and starts to get more political). In Gone in 60 Seconds he's doing Vin Diesel. In Captain Corelli's Mandolin he's doing Christian Bale (doesn't get the accent right though!). In National Treasure he's doing Indiana Jones....or maybe Harrison Ford? I dunno, I get confused by the 2. Which one was in Star Trek? And to answer your 2nd question; No. He was trying to sound like Christian Bale.

    • @j.b.9260
      @j.b.9260 2 роки тому

      This voice was inspired by his father.

  • @jennifer5512
    @jennifer5512 Рік тому

    So much of this is great, down to how he pronounces "don't" and "who"

  • @citizenVader
    @citizenVader Рік тому

    Cage reeks of Rik Mayall in this scene

  • @jcolinmizia9161
    @jcolinmizia9161 Рік тому

    Hey Director, what should I do with my hands?
    Just go with whatever feels natural.

  • @chrisw11
    @chrisw11 3 роки тому

    Thats some fine acting right there...

  • @Turn420
    @Turn420 3 роки тому

    Who? Who? Cage sounds like an Owl at night lol

  • @grahamjarman
    @grahamjarman Рік тому

    u know ur alphabet !

  • @bandgeek20
    @bandgeek20 Рік тому

    God, I feel like Nic Cage when talking to my managers

  • @BB0ysGames
    @BB0ysGames 3 роки тому

    "I wannaknow really...WHODID???!!!" kek

  • @WARTV-dn5fk
    @WARTV-dn5fk Рік тому

    wow. If anything, Helburg was UNDERPLAYING IT 😃

  • @itsmeitsjakep2410
    @itsmeitsjakep2410 3 роки тому +1

    1:31

  • @music79075
    @music79075 Рік тому

    "You can't... and you call yourself a psychiatrist."
    Cinema.