Very Really Good

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
  • This week, we talk about me FINALLY getting vaccinated, cryptocurrencies, I give some advice, and we go through the "braless wife" Ninja tweet saga. Please forgive me, Ninja!
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    0:00 intro
    03:05 cheug check
    09:17 first dose!!!
    14:00 i'm a crypto bro now
    18:50 the ninja tweet
    37:29 advice segment
    edited by Jake Doolittle
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  • @veryreallygood
    @veryreallygood  3 роки тому +3974

    yes that is a bag of doritos on my couch i'm a gamer ok leave me alone

    • @Tonqra
      @Tonqra 3 роки тому +87

      hey guys don't harass a fellow gamer

    • @bighubbaflubba9261
      @bighubbaflubba9261 3 роки тому +107

      Kurtis, we don't mind that it's a bag of Doritos, the reason we are so pressed is because it is a bag of COOL RANCH Doritos

    • @samlol5161
      @samlol5161 3 роки тому +64

      real gamers eat the grips off their controllers u pathetic poser

    • @astronb6350
      @astronb6350 3 роки тому +28

      @@bighubbaflubba9261 i like cool ranch doritos.

    • @thekameha1
      @thekameha1 3 роки тому +7

      @@samlol5161 👁️👁️ gamers scare me

  • @mikesmic
    @mikesmic 3 роки тому +3356

    kurtis investing in crypto caused the market to drop 40% in a day - legend impact

  • @annahomicka755
    @annahomicka755 3 роки тому +3579

    The ninja tweet is if a gamer wrote a y/n wattpad book

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 3 роки тому +57

      PLS THATS SO TRUE

    • @lillyalexa6560
      @lillyalexa6560 3 роки тому +16

      No bc this is so accurate omg

    • @imdaisybtw
      @imdaisybtw 3 роки тому +15

      you did it, you cracked the code

    • @imuttx
      @imuttx 3 роки тому +13

      @sade6220 sade6220 i'm losing my absolute shit over this comment

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 3 роки тому +59

      "oh honey!" my wife says, walking to me with her red heels as i game harder than ever, her bra gone "i have your sandwich (not asked for with chips)!". "thank you mommy!!" i reply, im lucky to have her as my lawfully wedded lover. she bends down and places the plate on my desk next to my mouse as i get a headshot two kill. life good

  • @awdieo
    @awdieo 3 роки тому +1821

    Kurtis: Mocks of Ninja on 3 occasions for his tweet
    Ninja: Deletes tweet
    Kurtis: *I feel partially responsible*

    • @syd865
      @syd865 3 роки тому +95

      Fr like i feel like this was single handily his fault😭😭

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 3 роки тому +48

      @@syd865 ninja sucks anyways

    • @thegeekster1221
      @thegeekster1221 3 роки тому +31

      yeah lol kurtis is such a canadian

    • @blueloner4400
      @blueloner4400 3 роки тому +44

      dude the trio literally milked the tweet an milked ninja as well, my cheeks are hurting af 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @kazzoey9164
    @kazzoey9164 3 роки тому +2631

    sometimes i like to imagine that i’m in a coma and these podcasts are just Kurtis crawling in through the window like some kind of deranged spider-man to laugh at his own jokes and make fart noises next to me, before being shooed away by the hospital staff because nobody knows who he is and he won’t stop bothering the patients

    • @frogonwall
      @frogonwall 3 роки тому +104

      I love this

    • @milosmittens1391
      @milosmittens1391 3 роки тому +38

      that's a Monday mood 😂😂😂

    • @kayleecaca
      @kayleecaca 3 роки тому +152

      I will never listen to this podcast the same after reading this comment

    • @booh2665
      @booh2665 3 роки тому +77

      U just changed the whole thing dude

    • @annahomicka755
      @annahomicka755 3 роки тому +31

      Dude what, but also that is so cool

  • @hannahmercanti8928
    @hannahmercanti8928 3 роки тому +951

    “sorry for roasting you about your braless wife” is quite possibly the funniest sentence i’ve ever heard

  • @pastelsunset
    @pastelsunset 3 роки тому +724

    That tweet reads like the one tumblr post about the guy's three weed-smoking girlfriends

    • @lutherhrgrvsbf
      @lutherhrgrvsbf 3 роки тому +62

      you mean like a weed cigarette?

    • @mildravioli5661
      @mildravioli5661 3 роки тому +104

      @@lutherhrgrvsbf It’s called a bunt...Not a weed cigarette...And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

    • @turner15
      @turner15 3 роки тому +12

      Did you read the sequel to the weed smoking girlfriends post? It’s amazing.

    • @maebeline2496
      @maebeline2496 3 роки тому

      @@turner15 where!

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 3 роки тому +10

      @@fruitygarlic3601 it reads like oppa homeless style 😭🖐

  • @nellmarie5494
    @nellmarie5494 3 роки тому +3358

    Bra-less kurtis brings us a new pod (not asked for), so how is your day going?

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 роки тому +67

      STOPP AHHHHHAHAHAJAJAKAKAKKAKA

    • @christinaiverson2009
      @christinaiverson2009 3 роки тому +120

      how do you know he's braless? 😳

    • @danigirii
      @danigirii 3 роки тому +107

      @@christinaiverson2009 the mayor also hands over the sandwiches shirtless, balancing them on his nips nips u.u b, i wasn't there i just heard it from one of the neighbors

    • @waddles22
      @waddles22 3 роки тому +3

      Omfg ahahahahhahahaha

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 3 роки тому +8

      i definitely asked for it

  • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
    @user-ls2bu3vn2z 3 роки тому +1075

    Kurtis you uploaded this at the perfect time!!! I'm literally in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

    • @thelostfoundtheatre9560
      @thelostfoundtheatre9560 3 роки тому +61

      How's YOUR day going?

    • @therook3008
      @therook3008 3 роки тому +9

      Same bro. Happened to my friend, Eric, too.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 роки тому +1

      Ninja’s bra-less wife filling her bra with dip for his chips (not asked for)

    • @sonicthenhedogfan
      @sonicthenhedogfan Рік тому

      @@therook3008since nobody else did it, who’s eric?

  • @wlk3607
    @wlk3607 3 роки тому +2182

    I just bralessly made myself a sandwich (not asked for) with chips while listening to this episode of the pod. how’s your day going?

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 роки тому +58

      I made a grilled cheese with carrots bro, so I'm doing pretty good

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 3 роки тому +123

      i just bra-wearing-ly made myself some pasta and no chips, pretty good!

    • @okayword3140
      @okayword3140 3 роки тому +213

      my braless father made me breakfast (not asked for) that i asked him to make while ditching online school and watched this podcast. thank you for asking!

    • @yaneisy8611
      @yaneisy8611 3 роки тому +24

      @@okayword3140 LMFAOAOOAO PLSSS

    • @mariamimi11297
      @mariamimi11297 3 роки тому +56

      Just bralessly laying in bed (not asked for) and watching this podcast while thinking about all the stuff I need to do today. How is your day going?

  • @Liazyy
    @Liazyy 3 роки тому +681

    dude I swear parents love to point out all our insecurities even if they say they're "joking" shit still hurts.

    • @user-yi5qp6ht4b
      @user-yi5qp6ht4b 3 роки тому +67

      right like dude how old are u guys, ur my parents and i'm asking you to stop pointing out my insecurities at the dinner table, is that so hard to understand

    • @lexirenee2215
      @lexirenee2215 3 роки тому +38

      Omg yes! My mom called my fat I mean I knew she was joking but it still hurt.

    • @dimplesfriend6937
      @dimplesfriend6937 3 роки тому +41

      @@lexirenee2215 yeah, even when you know someone is joking, it can still feel really bad to hear that. I'm so sorry that happened, and I hope you have a great day!

    • @la-keesha6513
      @la-keesha6513 3 роки тому +1

      likr frl

    • @bluechair5516
      @bluechair5516 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah it sucks. My parents always feel the need to insult the things I like. Then when I tell them it gets on my nerves, they act like they have no clue what I'm talking about. Like you do it everyday how could you forget?

  • @ohidiana
    @ohidiana 3 роки тому +356

    The Ninja tweet totally has "my 3 weed smorking girlfriends" vibe 😂

  • @Allison_Leigh
    @Allison_Leigh 3 роки тому +223

    I feel like ninja was living in a specific fantasy he had when he was 12 and was so amazed he had to share.

  • @gennaslists
    @gennaslists 3 роки тому +566

    the thing about ninja's tweet is that it's about all his favourite treats: doing good at a video game, sandwiches, chips, and a human person's living sentient body

    • @hedleybutler9706
      @hedleybutler9706 3 роки тому +103

      Very pleasant hobbies that every human will relate to in a positive manner 🤖 👽

    • @iatecielssoulsorrysebastian
      @iatecielssoulsorrysebastian 3 роки тому +54

      Someone tell him to beam back up into space-

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому +17

      @@iatecielssoulsorrysebastian I feel like he’s less from space and moreso the bottom of a pond

  • @ares_idk
    @ares_idk 3 роки тому +486

    i read “ninja im sorry” with that wendy williams “dula peep i’m sorry”

  • @bobsquid9070
    @bobsquid9070 3 роки тому +379

    Ok so I am in the middle of carrying a game of Fire Boy and Water Girl about to close it out when my wife in full knight armor brings me string cheese (not asked for) and chips as I finish a level.
    Sooo how’s your day going?

    • @user-vs5jg2bg3q
      @user-vs5jg2bg3q 3 роки тому +23

      not as good as yours :(

    • @bobsquid9070
      @bobsquid9070 3 роки тому +29

      @@user-vs5jg2bg3q it’s okay bud. One day we’ll all find our string cheese providing knight-wife.

    • @dessyjodark517
      @dessyjodark517 2 роки тому

      That's so fucking poggers

    • @kit6561
      @kit6561 2 роки тому

      was ur wife braless (not asked for)?

  • @benjaminrobinson7203
    @benjaminrobinson7203 3 роки тому +181

    Ninja really said: “new copypasta just dropped “

  • @-pixiewillow-
    @-pixiewillow- 3 роки тому +529

    *me wondering why my brain is a fart*
    the media I consume: "Mark hot piss chugga chugga choog choog"

    • @ottoswrld
      @ottoswrld 3 роки тому +12

      WHEN DID HE SAY THAT, WHY DID I NOT HEAR THAT??????

    • @cadendignard-campbell4578
      @cadendignard-campbell4578 3 роки тому +3

      I read this as he said it lmao 💀

    • @rintinrina
      @rintinrina 3 роки тому +34

      Hot piss 2:10 - 2:35
      Choog choog 3:18

    • @-pixiewillow-
      @-pixiewillow- 3 роки тому +12

      @@rintinrina you a real one

  • @Marshalicious
    @Marshalicious 3 роки тому +308

    For the person that's struggling with their own body:
    As Kurtis said, it is a journey. But it doesn't have to be a journey of changing your body - but one of self-acceptance. If your body isn't in the right place, you'll always find things to worry about, even if you get your "ideal body" or "perfect face". I struggle with the same things but I'm learning to love myself, love my body, my face, and everything. It's hard, but it can be done. At the end of the day people will love you for who you are on the inside, the same way you should love people, and the same way you should love yourself.
    But loving yourself doedn't mean that you need to keep your body as it is. It means being nicer to yourself, by taking care of your body, or just loving it the way it is, or both. See your body as a tool that helps you live life, as a canvas that shows your scars and battles. It's not who you are, but what carries it. I started working out and eating better but because I wanted to feel better, physically (I'm getting old so everything hurts lol). If at the end of the day I get a "better" body, good. If not, good as well.
    Maybe some therapy can help, maybe stop hanging out with people that care about the looks and nothing else. Also stop looking at social media at face value, because trust me, even models photoshop their pictures after makeup and a lot of things on top. Even models and influencers have body image issues.
    Hope it helps. Remember, you're amazing

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 3 роки тому +31

      i really thought this story would end in a double-kill bot lane

    • @Marshalicious
      @Marshalicious 3 роки тому +43

      @@tonoornottono everyone deserves to be a bra-less wife sometimes

    • @amyrorok
      @amyrorok 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah coming from a fellow girl lol - if you’re literally crying when you see your face and other people are telling you how pretty you are it’s actually really important to consider therapy. If it’s at the point where you don’t want to do things because you think you’re “too gross” or something, I’ve been there and you need to consider looking into body dysmorphic disorder. Even if you’re fat (like me lol) you shouldn’t feel this much hatred towards yourself. You don’t have to be starving yourself to have body dysmorphia either. Please get some counseling because this sounds like something that I didn’t get over until I started Zoloft lol. Even though I’m currently at my heaviest, I just bought some summer clothes that I’m excited about, I’ve been taking more pictures of myself, I’ve started to explore fashion a little more. This doesn’t mean that I’ve given up on getting healthier (I don’t have the best habits), it just means that I’m not paralyzed by insecurity and self-hatred. This was only something I could do once I started therapy.

    • @Marshalicious
      @Marshalicious 3 роки тому +21

      @@amyrorok You're 100% right. I've been kinda dating a guy who's a gym instructor, and one day he said I was fat but as a joke. I was like "hey, not cool dude". And he looked at me and said "it was a joke... you know you're not fat, right?". I said "no, I AM fat", and he became like worried because I was looking at myself as a fat person.
      Like all my life I saw myself as that - and I still do. So I told my mom about that and she gave me the same worried look "you're not fat.." - Now I actually want to check if I have some type of body dysmorphia. Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT skinny. But I usually see myself 100 times worse than I should.
      It's a real thing. Therapy sometimes is the best answer :)

    • @MQ_22
      @MQ_22 3 роки тому +19

      I agree with all of this!! Something that helped me was deflecting intrusive thoughts about my appearance. So when my brain said “you’re the ugliest person alive” I would respond “ok so what if I am? Why does it matter?” It forced my brain to realize how irrational it was to care only about appearances. Now I’m able to look at myself and truly believe I look good. It took awhile and I did go to therapy but it was worth it in the end!

  • @zoeishahaha
    @zoeishahaha 3 роки тому +217

    I am in the middle of scrolling through Twitter, about to close it out, when Ninja tweets a random paragraph (not asked for) with a sipping GIF as I get up from my computer and look out the window while contemplating what humanity has come to.
    So how’s your day going?

  • @priyamean
    @priyamean 3 роки тому +475

    so kurtis,drew and danny straight up bullied ninja into deleting his tweet lmao 🤣

    • @snachxedwings9532
      @snachxedwings9532 3 роки тому +1

      Wait what did drew and Danny say

    • @kayj2968
      @kayj2968 3 роки тому +21

      @@snachxedwings9532
      30:37

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 роки тому +52

      Me and the boys harrassing a famous twitch streamer into deleting his weird-ass tweet

    • @snachxedwings9532
      @snachxedwings9532 3 роки тому +3

      @@gremlinwc8996 oh LOL thank u I must have missed tbat

  • @Annie-br2uh
    @Annie-br2uh 3 роки тому +116

    i guess i figured the “(not asked for)” part of the tweet was like...to clarify that he’s not misogynistic? like “i’m not misogynistic i would never ask my wife to bring me a sandwich she did so of her own volition” which is wild to me

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 роки тому +44

      and like... IRL, one person in a relationship can ask another person to bring them stuff. So your husband asking for a sandwich if he's in the middle of something, or got a pet on his lap, or his blood sugar is low and he's feeling dizzy, or whatever, isn't even inherently misogynistic. It's more the "look at my sexy wife [who I've trained to make me sandwiches/who knows to just make me a sandwich without me even having to ask], and look at my epic gamer skills; these are both things to use for flexing purposes" part.

  • @sphynxrodent
    @sphynxrodent 3 роки тому +361

    Bestie you uploaded this at the best time I’m skipping gym class in the bathroom rn

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 роки тому +59

      Wow that takes me back, hang in there x

    • @yaboio3349
      @yaboio3349 3 роки тому +26

      My condolences, school sucks but life gets better :)))

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 3 роки тому +3

      wish i were you

    • @NaniPSD
      @NaniPSD 3 роки тому +8

      I wish I was back in school 😭 I miss skipping classes

    • @sphynxrodent
      @sphynxrodent 3 роки тому +11

      @@yaboio3349 only a few more days and I’m outta here 😎😎

  • @WinnieBlaster
    @WinnieBlaster 3 роки тому +128

    I had only seen kurtis' parody tweets without knowing the ninja context so I thought he was going insane for a while

  • @ratchetreadings5692
    @ratchetreadings5692 3 роки тому +68

    "what's God gonna do? He couldn't even stop Ninja's Tweet" I'm Christian but this shit made me holler.

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому +9

      God works in mysterious ways

  • @badarchive
    @badarchive 3 роки тому +270

    Rest in peace grass seed. Shame he had to get put down 😔

  • @imdaisybtw
    @imdaisybtw 3 роки тому +44

    ninja decided to tweet in the most insane way "my wife made me food and brought to me while I was busy and it made me very happy"

  • @ATAtheTilda
    @ATAtheTilda 3 роки тому +53

    31:10 Danny's Ninja Song - for anyone who wants to bop it on repeat

  • @nataliemears1271
    @nataliemears1271 3 роки тому +367

    i love awkwardly laughing to myself in room full of people, thank you mayor 🙏

  • @julknowl
    @julknowl 3 роки тому +207

    Oh my Jod, yes. Same thought I had about Ninja's wife not wearing a bra.... What else does she do at home? Pee with the door open?!? Incredible.

    • @ivanigls1273
      @ivanigls1273 3 роки тому +7

      nah thats my little brother

    • @TommyFlipStix
      @TommyFlipStix 3 роки тому +59

      Exactly, Like it's nice your wife does that for you but damn, He Sounds like a little kid excited about his first girlfriend. Lmao

    • @magstpwk
      @magstpwk 3 роки тому +41

      He definitely treats his wife as if she's his mom

    • @halpiehere2595
      @halpiehere2595 3 роки тому +7

      MY BATHROOM DOESNT HAVE A DOOR AND I HATE IT ITS SO TINY sorry just had to get that off my chest somewhere

    • @randomhavoc123
      @randomhavoc123 3 роки тому +13

      @@halpiehere2595 ayo what? Man I don't think I could go to the bathroom with no door

  • @bruh-vo9ke
    @bruh-vo9ke 3 роки тому +99

    that Ninja tweet makes me feel so many emotions and now I can no longer think of anything else besides *the* ninja tweet

    • @harane
      @harane 3 роки тому

      guys its at 69 likes, dont like it.

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому

      Wanted to like it but I can’t because 69.

    • @bruh-vo9ke
      @bruh-vo9ke 3 роки тому

      no liking anymore

    • @harane
      @harane 3 роки тому

      guys we failed

  • @aaryab7069
    @aaryab7069 3 роки тому +46

    The way that kurtis's humor works - in a narrative with characters - it would really cool to watch an adult comedy animation written by him

  • @mannyvallejo3236
    @mannyvallejo3236 3 роки тому +311

    Something that kurtis doesn't know is that he brings smiles to everyone's faces whenever we watch one of his videos

  • @Starkid_hanners
    @Starkid_hanners 3 роки тому +47

    To the kid thinking of moving in with their friends: go on vacation with them for two weeks and if you still love one another then you're ready

  • @anaisrealsad
    @anaisrealsad 3 роки тому +408

    I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.
    So how is your day going?

  • @binah7744
    @binah7744 3 роки тому +58

    To the 18 year old with the body image issues, I’m sorry you’re going through that. I grew up in a similar situation and couldn’t look at a mirror without cringing. It’s a hard mindset to crack and there’s no magic words that’ll fix it. But I hope one day, you can look into a mirror and go “huh. Neat!”

    • @kayj2968
      @kayj2968 3 роки тому +3

      I love finding wholesome comments amongst the countless of memes.

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому

      And if it goes deeper than that and you’re suffering from an ED, please know that there are people who want you here and doing alright, and it is okay to get help. As someone who’s been there, and is still in recovery, please hear me when I say you can make it out, you can live comfortably, and you can absolutely love your body through the dysmorphia. If I can, with my plethora of issues in my brain, you absolutely can too. Please be gentle with yourself. 💕

  • @underscoreklover3335
    @underscoreklover3335 3 роки тому +439

    Okay so I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, when my bra-less wifey brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.
    Sooo how’s your day going?

    • @sposity5365
      @sposity5365 3 роки тому +105

      My day is going pretty well! Let me tell you about it, okay so I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, when my bra-less wifey brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

    • @aalyssaedwards
      @aalyssaedwards 3 роки тому +59

      My day is great! Okay so I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, when my bra-less wifey brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 3 роки тому +50

      That's crazy! My day's been amazing, okay so I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, when my bra-less wifey brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

    • @laurahire7208
      @laurahire7208 3 роки тому +44

      Wow! I’m a bra-less wife. I didn’t make anyone a sandwich today. 🤔

    • @sposity5365
      @sposity5365 3 роки тому +40

      @@laurahire7208 You should make your husband (who is playing league of legends, about to close it out), a sandwich (not asked for) with chips, but only as they get a double kill in bot lane

  • @cypoopie
    @cypoopie 3 роки тому +52

    Whatever you do Kurtis, DO NOT make or buy NFTs. They are terrible for the environment as they use up a fuck ton of electricity.

  • @feferis
    @feferis 3 роки тому +45

    Fun fact: the energy being used by bitcoin mining servers daily is more than the daily energy use of new zealand

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah i'm honestly really disappointed whenever it's talked about as a fun money-making side thing. It's literally just sheds full of computers running with no other purpose than to use up energy and make up finite imaginary money (that still depends on the value of global currencies) :/

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 3 роки тому +1

      I cant take it anymore Kill me

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому +1

      I’m gonna throw up-

  • @autumnb1626
    @autumnb1626 3 роки тому +237

    I hope the popular gamer ninja is remembered only for that tweet. it'll go into the history books❤️

  • @Cutepotatos
    @Cutepotatos 3 роки тому +102

    Someone needs to make a complication of every time kurtis says “what episode is this?”

    • @reidbead7196
      @reidbead7196 3 роки тому +6

      yess and then he could play it when hes saying what episode it is

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 роки тому +93

    Can't believe half of this episode is about the ninja tweet😂

    • @m4athr
      @m4athr 3 роки тому +8

      and i'm here for ittt

  • @emilygeorge8868
    @emilygeorge8868 3 роки тому +58

    i finished undergrad moments ago and im celebrating with this podcast, thank you kurt

  • @gennaslists
    @gennaslists 3 роки тому +25

    I'm against lawns. I turned my front lawn into a vegetable garden and my neighbours bullied me for it

  • @bazpugmire635
    @bazpugmire635 3 роки тому +132

    Hey bestie, sorry to burst bubbles out here bc I know you'd never intentionally cause harm or anything but just so you know crypto is very environmentally destructive! I am an artist and was looking into NFTs bc I thought the same thing as you about crypto but after seeing discourse and reading up on it, I realized it was Not It for me. Cambridge University has a good study on it! Highly recommend the MSNBC article abt the study.

    • @poslv9029
      @poslv9029 3 роки тому +26

      I was looking if someone mentioned this in the comments! Maybe he didn't know, but I'm still disappointed he got into crypto considering how much harm it does to the environment

    • @jadziajan
      @jadziajan 3 роки тому +10

      I'm glad someone else commented this. He even mentions NFTs are bad for the environment, but if he understood how he'd probably realize that so are other cryptocurrencies.

  • @sydneyjo1036
    @sydneyjo1036 3 роки тому +48

    it is actually bad for the environment to have a grass lawn so you can just say you’re preserving a natural habitat by letting tha weeds go ham

    • @45webstar
      @45webstar 3 роки тому +8

      Moss lawn moss lawn moss lawn

  • @lisandrotrovatopaolini7005
    @lisandrotrovatopaolini7005 3 роки тому +48

    i love how most of this podcast was just him laughing at that tweet

  • @Apkvids
    @Apkvids 3 роки тому +32

    Loved the podcast! But growing lawns with biodoverse plants is a really good idea, also letting it grow out a bit (still with maintenance) is really good for the environment :)

    • @thaliapeters949
      @thaliapeters949 3 роки тому +8

      facts!! lawn culture is actually a really unnecessary and dumb construct

  • @sydneyjo1036
    @sydneyjo1036 3 роки тому +40

    kurtis says something unhinged:
    me: no exactly

  • @katemchale5753
    @katemchale5753 3 роки тому +25

    for the person who's planning on moving in w their friends: really, really consider communication styles, how you've resolved conflicts with them in the past, etc. bc you care about your friends' feelings, it can be really difficult to live w someone you're besties with versus a rando--you have to be okay with bringing up concerns to them to find solutions, and they do too, but when you're close friends it's easy to not want to make them upset. also in my personal experience people you're really close to are either the best roommates ever or the absolute worst, no in between

    • @katemchale5753
      @katemchale5753 3 роки тому +6

      also, you're all going to change SO much after high school, which might change how you feel about rooming with them or just your friendship in general. the most obvious thing i can think of is like alcohol & drug use, & how people have diff comfort levels with that that change a lot in young adulthood, but there's other things

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому +1

      Not to mention, even if you move in with your closest high school friends, LIVING WITH THEM IS A LOT DIFFERENT.
      As an example; I had a life long school friend who moved in with me when I moved out. She quickly went out of control and acted very poorly. She even threatened to put one of my KITTEN’s head through a wall, until I said not if I do yours first. She didn’t mouth off to me again as she knows I can, and have, absolutely laid her flat before. I ended up moving out on her for all the animal and psychological abuse she put me, my pets and my then partner through and telling her “Don’t even think about trying to even talk to me again”. She ended up moving in with another school friend and going off the rails on hard drugs and almost game ended her own puppy out of negligence and anger issues. So yeah. Choose your roomies REALLY carefully.

  • @lumae8216
    @lumae8216 3 роки тому +14

    The way you, Danny and Drew clowned Ninja is my favorite thing ever. There are a bunch of women in your audiences, me being one of them. I really really appreciate you being a feminist and being cool. That fucking rules man. Nice going.

  • @megan6725
    @megan6725 3 роки тому +31

    Hey, no hate, but just thought that you might want to know that mining for Ethereum is really unsustainable and bad for the environment because it uses so much electricity. You seem like someone who really cares about environmental issues so I just thought you would want to know. ❤

    • @megan6725
      @megan6725 3 роки тому +7

      D'Angelo Wallace has a really great video about the impact of NFTs and Ethereum if anyone is interested!

  • @ThumperCat01
    @ThumperCat01 3 роки тому +28

    As someone who turns 27 in 2 weeks and has just bought a house, I confirm, I think about grass and landscaping stone way too much

  • @darcymcdaniel6418
    @darcymcdaniel6418 3 роки тому +11

    Danny’s video singing the ninja tweet has me in hysterics 😭💀 the violence

  • @haileygholson7350
    @haileygholson7350 3 роки тому +27

    that ninja tweet has the same energy as the 3 weed smoking girlfriends that smoke weed post

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому +1

      Oh my god 😂 I’m so glad other people see it.

  • @marsillustrations7990
    @marsillustrations7990 3 роки тому +40

    Kurtis getting into streaming and then krypto.... please make a poop joke right now bro :,(

  • @ceceliamcgee6974
    @ceceliamcgee6974 3 роки тому +9

    the fact that i clicked another video and as it was loading i heard kurtis go "wait sry one more thing" so i came BACK just to here him say the ninja tweet again?!? hey dude, good prank 10/10 the ninja shit is rly funny

  • @killerdaffodils
    @killerdaffodils 2 роки тому +5

    Please don't feel bad because Ninja is straight up, a genuinely terrible person.

  • @ukasz-vs4nr
    @ukasz-vs4nr 3 роки тому +15

    29:04 my man Kurtis really said *"copy-pAHsted"*

  • @RaccAttack21
    @RaccAttack21 3 роки тому +24

    Ninja's tweet sounds like something a 40 year old dad would tweet, but instead of league it would be football or something 😂😂☝☝☝

  • @Elikha
    @Elikha 3 роки тому +10

    To the person who sent the second email (or anyone struggling with insecurities), I used to be insecure with my body and face (there are still small things I don’t like but overall I’m much happier). What I found helped was looking at myself and finding things I didn’t like, then telling myself why I should like it! After repeating it it really helped, as dumb as it may sound. Also drawing characters I like with those insecurities or common insecurities others have as well. Seeing those things on beloved characters honestly helped me see just how beautiful different features are. I’m not sure if these things will help everyone but I suppose they’re worth a shot! Just know that your features are beautiful and make you, you! As cheesy as all that might be it’s true. 💗💗

  • @madboxdahila5382
    @madboxdahila5382 3 роки тому +42

    I’m sitting in a closed room breathing in toxic fumes while watching this instead of trying to get out - I would DIE, for Kurtistown and it’s citizens 😤❤️

    • @znansjwna
      @znansjwna 3 роки тому +14

      Just checking up, are you dead?

    • @spooks8788
      @spooks8788 3 роки тому +6

      Update?

    • @murphhhhhhh
      @murphhhhhhh 3 роки тому +3

      Bro, you okay?

    • @madboxdahila5382
      @madboxdahila5382 3 роки тому +6

      @@murphhhhhhh Hello! Yes, I lived. Although I survived, I would lay down my life for any Kurtistown residents

    • @znansjwna
      @znansjwna 3 роки тому +3

      @@madboxdahila5382 pog

  • @cleo5090
    @cleo5090 3 роки тому +23

    to the person struggling with body issues , i have struggled with it too and what i found helped was whenever i felt “unsatisfactory” in the mirror i looked away. if i thought i looked particularly bad that day i looked away. This won’t work for everyone but it helped me

  • @_elianacuevas
    @_elianacuevas 3 роки тому +5

    The fact that you went so one depth into ninjas tweet and literally dissected it is funnier than the tweet itself

  • @briankeith2
    @briankeith2 3 роки тому +17

    Kurtis: im self conscious about losing my hair...
    Jacob: 😐

    • @ShesNervous
      @ShesNervous 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭 this deserves more attention

    • @lisamar8344
      @lisamar8344 3 роки тому

      AJSJAKJDHSJW I CAN'T WITH THIS LMAO

  • @randohuman5084
    @randohuman5084 3 роки тому +31

    People are defending the tweet by saying he's just appreciating her. I feel like those people are extremely dense. He publicly talks about his *braless* wife bringing him a sandwich? Idk I agree with Kurtis it doesn't come off the best, lol.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 роки тому +10

      it's the same vibes as "oh I just catcalled you, or approached you in public while you were clearly rushing somewhere to give you a cheesy pickup line? You should be FLATTERED," tbh.
      Like yeah, any guy making a roughly positive comment/reaction to your fuckability is a compliment that you should welcome, regardless of how creepy or objectifying it is /s.
      And then ironically, there's an "advice" message from a girl with body image issues in the same podcast. Like, I don't think caring about your physical appearance is just for women, or that it's solely a result of patriarchy or anything, but when you teach girls to value themselves based on their attractiveness level (especially their attractiveness level according to others, rather than their own innate sense of aesthetics or expressing who they feel like inside), this shit happens or gets made even worse.

  • @yourgayness
    @yourgayness 3 роки тому +25

    Aw man, my heart kinda sank when you said you bought crypto : (

    • @poslv9029
      @poslv9029 3 роки тому +11

      ikr :^(
      sad he didnt do enough research, maybe he would've seen it's rlly damaging to the environment

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah. I don't know which thing I'm more worried about: that it's a scam/everyone who invested loses their money, or that it becomes the new economic thing and we all have to get into it (like with retirement plans and the stock market), and it fucks up the environment even more on top of making personal finance even more complicated and furthering income inequality.

  • @ameliapaine
    @ameliapaine 3 роки тому +22

    Isn’t ethereum really bad for the environment? I’m no expert on cryptocurrency but I was reading something about the insane amount of energy/electricity it takes to produce ethereum.

    • @sophiae3018
      @sophiae3018 3 роки тому +4

      wait etherum is a real thing? i thought crypto was like play pretend money

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 роки тому +7

      @@sophiae3018 even totally "pretend" NFTs like bitcoin and dogecoin rely on server farms that take a ton of energy (and are usually run with electricity, which at least in the US and a lot of places means coal, AKA fossil fuel/carbon). So they're all pretty bad for the environment, but for all I know ethereum could be even worse.

    • @sophiae3018
      @sophiae3018 3 роки тому +4

      @@sholem_bond thank you so much for letting me know

  • @adoraame6595
    @adoraame6595 3 роки тому +26

    I... wouldn't invest in crypto. there's a very real chance that it isn't going to be legal for much longer and the economic impact of mining it is... atrocious. I mean really, really atrocious

  • @danisonice.
    @danisonice. 3 роки тому +4

    that ninja tweet gives me MY 3 WEED SMOKING GFS FROM TUMBLR energy

  • @Sitcomabed
    @Sitcomabed 3 роки тому +11

    ninja will forgive but will ninja forget😔

  • @marissa2382
    @marissa2382 3 роки тому +76

    my day is going badly i’m happy now though thank you for uploading mayor

    • @gtgclaire
      @gtgclaire 3 роки тому +3

      same bestie

    • @kitty_gutzz
      @kitty_gutzz 3 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 3 роки тому +2

      hope the rest of ur day is better too:-)

    • @marissa2382
      @marissa2382 3 роки тому +2

      @@paadoxal thank u!

    • @talia744
      @talia744 3 роки тому +4

      I hope everyone here who's having a bad day today has a good day tmrw!!

  • @natashabautista496
    @natashabautista496 3 роки тому +36

    I am in the middle of watching the very really good podcast about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as Kurtis makes a fart joke.
    So how is your day going?

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 3 роки тому +2

    Something that might help anyone with negative body image is remembering that before you can get to "self love" you have to get to "self neutrality." Instead of feeling like you have to look at yourself and say "my body is gorgeous" you can look at yourself and say "my body is keeping me alive. It's letting me enjoy things like the vrg podcast." Try stating facts that are from a nonjudgmental objective angle, because it's often easier to say objective neutral statements when starting from a negative place than it is to say super positive stuff. It's a process. Just about no one can go straight from low self esteem to high self esteem, it's low, a tiny bit less low, neutral, low, neutral, fine, neutral, slightly up, low, neutral (etc) it's rarely a consistent path, but you can get to a general destination eventually. Y'all got this!!!

  • @kathrynmoore524
    @kathrynmoore524 3 роки тому +120

    am i gonna skip studying for my ap exam so i can watch this?? yes. yes i am.

    • @yerrrrr3485
      @yerrrrr3485 3 роки тому +17

      👎booooo go study

    • @kathrynmoore524
      @kathrynmoore524 3 роки тому +1

      @@yerrrrr3485 but i don't want toooo

    • @vanityyyyy
      @vanityyyyy 3 роки тому +16

      Good luck! Legend says that citizens of kurtistown get the highest AP scores!

    • @qirinsylvanius6356
      @qirinsylvanius6356 3 роки тому +6

      @@kathrynmoore524 👎 boooo don't study, AP classes are pointless anyways

    • @joejoonhoyang
      @joejoonhoyang 3 роки тому +5

      AP exams don't even give you significant advantages in college admission process anyway. It's okay to flunk some tests.

  • @lildill.mp4
    @lildill.mp4 3 роки тому +11

    +44 is actually the area code for somewhere in the UK! that’s where Mark was living at the time!
    Was not expecting a blink convo here :)

  • @sam-jf7lk
    @sam-jf7lk 3 роки тому +9

    i’m watching on 1.5x speed cause i have to go back to class soon and the sound effects and dannys song sound so funny

  • @glorialastra5775
    @glorialastra5775 3 роки тому +9

    tip for guy whos going to move with friends:assign fridge shelves for each to avoid someone eating somone elses food, set like a monthly date to check the fridge cause it has happened to me that theres food at the back that has a whole ecosystem growing inside it and its nasty af taking it it out and cleaning

    • @45webstar
      @45webstar 3 роки тому +3

      Cleaning rotas for sure! Helps prevent that resentment if someone doesn't do their share!

  • @KatLovesKompany
    @KatLovesKompany 3 роки тому +12

    Crypto Currency and Bitcoin is really harsh on our environment since they require 24/7 energy generated computers to create random numbers.
    Anyways, love the podcast! Keep it up!!

  • @RomansVault
    @RomansVault 3 роки тому +24

    "make you blink 182 times".... chile 😭😭

  • @simonspitofchaos1342
    @simonspitofchaos1342 3 роки тому +18

    It's my birthday AND Kurtis posted a podcast episode. Double Win

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist 3 роки тому +13

    Kurtis!!! Since you brought it up again and probably didn't see my comment last time; I highly suggest trying Nizoral anti-dandruff shampoo. It's not something you replace your normal products with, it's more of a treatment. After only a few treatments I haven't had dandruff since. I've read some people use it for treating dry facial skin/break outs too.

  • @isabellachhon1004
    @isabellachhon1004 3 роки тому +27

    THANK U FOR UPLOADING AN HOUR BEFORE MY AP TEST

    • @sydneyjo1036
      @sydneyjo1036 3 роки тому +5

      good luck bestie!

    • @isabellachhon1004
      @isabellachhon1004 3 роки тому +2

      @@sydneyjo1036 thank youuuuuuu

    • @randomhavoc123
      @randomhavoc123 3 роки тому

      I need an update did you take the test?

    • @isabellachhon1004
      @isabellachhon1004 3 роки тому +1

      @@randomhavoc123 I DID I JUST FINISHED!!!

    • @randomhavoc123
      @randomhavoc123 3 роки тому

      @@isabellachhon1004 ayy good job, I'm sure you got a really good score so congrats 💜

  • @estellawalsh217
    @estellawalsh217 3 роки тому +18

    please read up about ethereium!!! ik ur someone who cares about the planet and environment and etherium is TERRIBLE for the environment all the mining it takes requires an insane amount of energy, d'angelo wallace did a video speaking about this thats pretty imformative :)

  • @viv2607
    @viv2607 3 роки тому +13

    why can i predict the sound effects that kurtis is about to use

  • @mollyhilton411
    @mollyhilton411 3 роки тому +20

    "i was carrying around my favoeite movie I am legend.. and I went to close the door to watch it.. and my wife threw her bra at me:( and then she made me eat a bad sandwich.. that i didnt ask for.. a-and.. then I killed someone... h-how... are you doing?"
    ~jacob andrew sharpe

  • @hisokasleftarm4439
    @hisokasleftarm4439 3 роки тому +35

    my fav part of the podcast is when kurtis goes "where we at fifty sumn?"
    btw don't know if he says it in this one I'm watching

  • @peepeepoopoo4028
    @peepeepoopoo4028 3 роки тому +5

    came for kurtis, staying for the lawn update

  • @Peach__soju__
    @Peach__soju__ 3 роки тому +6

    Me listening to kurtis talk about his lawn while doing the dishes and my crypto portfolio crashes is not how I thought my morning would go

  • @leothomas7904
    @leothomas7904 3 роки тому +7

    ok but the shit about lawns..... he's not wrong. the idea of having a house and a white picket fence and a manicured lawn is literally a product of american capitalism

  • @paayalk2
    @paayalk2 3 роки тому +2

    brb gonna make my alarm ringtone kurtis reading ninja's tweet

  • @facelessdrone
    @facelessdrone 3 роки тому +161

    Mowed lawns are ugly and disgusting, not to mention they are incredibly shitty for the environment, mowers arent regulated and actually produce more carbon than cars do, and the monoculture that is grass provides absolutely no nutrients to the surrounding environment. If you want a good looking lawn and want to be good for the environment, get native wild flower seeds and let them grow as wild as possible,, not only does it look absolutely stunning, but it feeds an abundance of wild life, i hate mowed lawns,, they actually anger me because truly, they are only a product of the once very wealthy, they are only considered nice because of share holders that work within the weed killer industry, most "weeds" are actually very beneficial and native plants.. i unironically hate monoculture lawns, please,, plant wildflowers in your lawns instead of having a mowed monoculture,, it requires far less work and is 100x better for our earth.. the only weeds that exist are invasive species, dandelions have been naturalized, you dont need to fight them so hard, they are good things, they pull up nutrients from deep soil and feed native pollinators, "weeds" are a myth, unless we are talking about truly harmful species.

    • @thaliapeters949
      @thaliapeters949 3 роки тому +9

      annoyed that this comment is so low bc you're 100% right!

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 роки тому +9

      They still make the old-fashioned lawnmowers without motors where it's just a circle of grass-cutting blades with a handle that you push; my mom has one. Obviously depending on your health/body that may not be accessible, but for people who can physically use a push-mower/manual mower, it's a good idea environmentally.

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому +8

      The only time you really should weed something is if it’s choking out your garden, but you just pull them out, no chemicals required. Weeding a lawn is weird, like, it’s all green so what’s the problem?
      Also can I just say, raking leaves up before the first snow is terrible for your lawn? The fallen leaves literally protect the grass from snow damage and it’s like every boomer doesn’t know that.

    • @leijolie
      @leijolie 3 роки тому +1

      im sorry that happened, and congrats

    • @bonessai
      @bonessai 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you! I was kinda disappointed when Kurtis said that (but he is also a golf fan... I guess nobody’s perfect)

  • @ema6949
    @ema6949 3 роки тому +6

    And then everyone clapped

    • @emibb9137
      @emibb9137 3 роки тому +1

      👏👏

    • @_d6526
      @_d6526 3 роки тому +1

      (not asked for)

  • @lasagna312
    @lasagna312 3 роки тому +9

    Ninja's tweet reads like a 12-year-old boy pretending to be a grown man

  • @emmav3833
    @emmav3833 3 роки тому +24

    France and Canada really both said "let citizen take care of the entire organization". Like to get appointement sooner we are all hooked on an app created by a guy and his team who are in their 20's ...

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 роки тому +2

      Wut

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 роки тому

      As a Canadian, uh, what?

    • @emmav3833
      @emmav3833 3 роки тому +1

      @@GreenAndGoth basically instead of providing a good public website for us to get appointements they decided to rely first on a private website (that was already popular) but then a engineer created an app on which you could follow the evolution of the pandemic and vaccination. And now this app tells you if there is a appointement available near you... thankfully you don't have to pay to use their services but yeah government did absolutely nothing but mistakes again and again.

  • @Aj01110
    @Aj01110 3 роки тому +10

    I like how that’s the ONLY +44 song that anyone knows 💀💀

  • @bigcrustyrat
    @bigcrustyrat 3 роки тому +6

    226 is the episode of the pod you’ll have mark on as guest

  • @rachelg5556
    @rachelg5556 3 роки тому +3

    Kurtis, Drew, and Danny clowning on the tweet together is the highlight of my week

  • @jaida4547
    @jaida4547 3 роки тому +9

    Okay, but I'm 100% anti-lawn mower culture. Weeds are biodiversity my guy.

    • @jaida4547
      @jaida4547 3 роки тому

      @Mitch Ddhfacetyy Yes, but I'm talking about the entire culture around mowing and maintaining lawns including seeding grass, weeding, ect.

  • @aubreylynn717
    @aubreylynn717 3 роки тому +18

    every podcast i watch, he'll take a pause in the middle of his sentence, i finish it out loud, and he says the same thing i said. i'm not kidding it's happened at least 5 times