@@abbie_joan yeah in the first episode he states "I'm 15 and in high school" and subsequently is 17 during the fullbring arc and like 27 during tybw I believe
I once heard about this lady who really wanted to go blind, so she poured acid into her eyes. But this? Excuse me?! Bruh I'm done with the internet for today. What in the actual fuck
Hi I'm on my mom's account and my name is Madison 😊. I'm a big fan of jacksepticeye. And I was just wondering OMG my mom is going to Kik my ass. No I'm just kidding. Where is the old jack we All Loved the old sexy green hair guy 😍.
@@mangoisatango I take it that you’re not a fan of the energy drinks. I understand and I accept that 100%. Each one of us has our own opinion of the matter. My mother absolutely hates the stuff that she doesn’t even like the smell of them.
Same, but at least it's not like he's hurting anybody. Unless the car is sentient but that seems impossible. It's weird and he might need some help, sure. But at least it isn't as bad as the other ones I have seen on the show.
Idk man, I'd rather him making out and getting it on with an inanimate object than doing it with sentient beings with feelings and thoughts that he shouldn't be attracted to :v Pedophiles, zoophiles, etc are way WAY worse.
I think it's spelled 'Lead', but I could be wrong, as I'm not a native speaker of english. But my point is LED is those bright energy efficient lights/bulbs.
I love that he finds the rock eating the weirdest when that is the only of these addictions that has an actual scientific explanation lol. There's a condition people can have where their body lacks certain minerals, it makes them crave clay or rocks to get those minerals.
Saw an episode of this where one guy was addicted to eating glass, another one was eating couch foam and another was drinking nail polish and I’m like how are you ppl still alive! On another note, I’m a dental assistant and the rock lady biting rocks makes me cringe so hard 😭😣
I have to agree with you on this one. How the actual hell ARE these people still alive?! They must have the strange addiction gods shining down on them or something.
@@philipwest140 You see, one day, a few gods had decided to come together to create something beautiful. They made the earth, they made the plants. The oxygen, and the not oxygen. Until they made the animals. When they made the various animals, they decided for some reason that creating humans was a good idea. So they did. But along the way, there were a few anomalies. These anomalies made dumbass decisions and were really hard to kill. Normally these would be considered, y'know, normal fucking people, but the biggest difference was that these beings used their near immunity to death to drink nail polish and reeaally love their vehicles. And thus concludes the story of why the gods abandoned this timeline.
9:26 Jack: “I’ve read fan fictions like this!” Me: *unholy screeches* Later: “Nathanial is in a committed relationship with a car he named Chase.” Me: *demonic screech!*
Sean, horrified: "You put bleach in your bath????" Me, someone with severe eczema who's been told I should occasionally have bleach baths by my doctor: :/
As a car guy I just wanted to confirm that car guys do not have sexual relations with their car. We have a passion for the automobile but have never done nothing weird to them. This man we do not claim him as one of us.🤣
Somehow I watch your vids all the time Sean, and I have phonophobia or also known as ligyrophobia. Your my favorite youtuber of all time lol. (If you don't know what phonophobia is, it's the fear of shouting/yelling and loud noises) and I'm addicted to liking Jacksepticeye videos lol.
The first one, Taresa, has a rare condition called PICA. It causes you to eat foreign things that aren’t food like sand, rocks, metal, plastic, etc. It should not have been televised because that woman is suffering. 2:17 is where it shows her.
13:10 this reminded me of when my band director kept telling the freshman to stop sniffing window and licking paint whenever we were acting up (we didn't really do that) but it was funny.
It’s for digestion, Mr. Septiceye. Don’t you know? It helps your stomach digest. It crushes what you ate inside the stomach. They’re called “gastroliths”. Most meat eating creatures do this. It’s a health method……learned from birds and alligators. She feels splendid.
But sean, your addiction to making youtube videos is what has kept me and I imagine many others very entertained over the years and we want to say, thank you. 😄😁☺️
I'm at 16:25, and I'm crying on the inside right now. ;-; We all love you Jack, thank you for being the accepting, hilarious Irishman we all know and love. *hugs*
I wanna know how that lady doesn't have serious stomach and asshole issues. Along with teeth! How does she have any teeth left? I know it's most likely fake and probably giant Whopper malt balls carved to look like rocks, but still..
jack: "top of the morning... no that's stupid"
me: *uncontrollable sweating*
**confused screaming**
Lol
KingRanVII LOL
Grabs spray bottle*
I'm your 1k like
"My name is Sean, I'm 14 years old"
That kid has an impressive beard
yeah
XD wow Jack Lol
I like de beard
LOL HAHA!!!!!!
Yeah
imagine coming out to your dad like that
"i'm gay"
"oh that's fine"
"for my car, Chase"
“Bruh”
“I have no son”
Roger taylor
@@Toria._. i was literally thinking this
"I get intimate with my car"
Me:😐😐
"I've read fanfic like this!" Excuse me, Sean, what? Wanna run that by me again? Just one more time?
"I've played a game like this!" Is probably more concerning.
@@nixcleon6970 a lot of youtubers played the game cause it’s weird, it’s called Stick Shift.
To be fair, I once read a fanfic about a guy having sex with a deck of cards.
@@glamourchick21 explain please? Was this a specific fandom? I need more info
@@glamourchick21 link?
Normal person: Voice actor
Jack, an intellectual: v o c a l a c t r e s s
I love your username and pfp lol
@@robinthegoblin05 Thanks!
phil howell's houseplant EmoCringefest2005 same
Nice name and pfp 🖤
@@vampyrezz Thanks! I see I've found a fellow killjoy!
My Strange Addiction:
Watching an Irish man scream for hours on repeat.
MOOD
Baldies cumming for nathanial
No way me too
@@djray8406 I get it... I don't want to, but I do...
👌
“Hey uh dude?”
“Yeah?”
“Why does your gear shift have lube on it?”
“Uhhhhhh....”
Please shut up :/
@@aaliyabatool587 no u
The 0 - 60 must be fast
@@aaliyabatool587 bruh, had a bad day??
Its not lube its spit.
Jack "GLORIA YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! ICHIGO'S NOT REAL!"
Me "GLORIA GODDAMMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, ICHIGO'S 15 YEARS OLD"
BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION
@@Unlimited_Vis IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME ACTION
he is? I would call bullshit...but anime has a real problem with presenting teens as mature looking and "adults" as looking and acting like children
@@abbie_joan yeah in the first episode he states "I'm 15 and in high school" and subsequently is 17 during the fullbring arc and like 27 during tybw I believe
I think Jack has an addiction to abusing the white board
Yes
you should see lazarbeam
True.
I Don't Think Jackaboy Has A Gal To Smack Thats Why He Smacks The Whiteboard
STOP WHITE BOARD ABUSE!!!!!
"We had a catchphrase... what is it ? Craft ?"
"Being addicted to punching trees"
He knew all the time
*hears the word craft and has war flashbacks*
“Being addicted to Minecraft? That’s epic bro”
“I’m 27 years old and I’m in a serious relationship with my car”.
Guard: stop you’ve violated the law
Bulldoggirl300 Omg yes i’m so glad someone noticed like me
"Then just go eat a bucket of sand then!"
Little did he know, there was a woman that ate sand in the same show
"We had a catchphrase. What was it? Craft?"
*DanAndPhilCRAFTS war flashbacks intensify*
THERE IT IS
I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PEOPLE
“Dad, I’m gay”
“Oh, son, I’m glad you felt comfortable telling m-“
“I‘m in a sexual relationship with my car”
“Oh”
De fuck son
i laughed too hard at the addiction
way too hard
Don't Just "oh" him Thomas!
Disowned.
A *_dick_* tion...
It's addiction...
Santa's elfs: We bring joy to all.
Jack's elfs: hold my candy cane.
Am I an idiot that I don't understand the joke?
@@arashkmahshidfar7780 your not a idiot you just not a true fan
@@damboy5555 hmmmmmm was it in one of his jacksepticeye's funniest home videos?
His elfs are the people who bring him videos
@@damboy5555 Ik but... whatever I am dead inside.
The strangest addiction is not in this video. It's the woman who eats her dead man's ashes.
Yes.
NOOO BRO I SEEN THAT ONE
What the F-fuc k ..
I once heard about this lady who really wanted to go blind, so she poured acid into her eyes.
But this? Excuse me?!
Bruh I'm done with the internet for today. What in the actual fuck
I beg your fucking pardon, WHAT!!??
What.... THE FUCK
That first one though, why didn't she just each coffee beans, that fits under the same taste and feel she was talking about.
Nathaniel: "I'm in a sexual relationship with my car"
Jack: *motorcycle noises*
*notices exaushast* uwu whats this
I like trains...
Meow
Hi I'm on my mom's account and my name is Madison 😊. I'm a big fan of jacksepticeye. And I was just wondering OMG my mom is going to Kik my ass. No I'm just kidding. Where is the old jack we All Loved the old sexy green hair guy 😍.
@@maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148?
@TAIYA WHEELING wtf why do 2 year olds have keyboards like wtf
Heather: ... And I'm addicted to drinking paint.
Jack: *just done with this crap* okay.
*Arkos!*
Imagine working at a store and u see someone buying like 15 bleach bottles, and they keep coming back to get more 🤣
I'd be concerned about a possible serial killer at that point
@@yogurttot7072 I'm surprised they don't have a limit on stuff like that
I'd think "serial killer" before I'd think "addicted to using bleach"
She walks out and then a few minutes later come back for more, then it's just back and forth till they clear the shelf
I think I'd be notifying the police about a possible mass murderer.
Seàn, trying to “remember” his phrase: “Top if the morning...no, that’s stupid”
Me: *incoherent screeches of suffering*
Nice joke
Same
Haha
Ha
Same
*meme says "I'm gay!"* Jack doesn't realize it forshadows that "Chase" is a dude
The fear that hit Jacks face with the Nathaniel car "Fun Time" was so freaking funny
I'm watching Jacksepticeye do his job while sitting in the tutoring zoom call for my job while waiting for students to show up and ask for help...
This is so funny to me
H-His hair is long enough to put in a small ponytail....how long have i been gone?
I've been gone like a year the last thing I watched was the pole dancing video what is wrong with me and why
I DONT KNOOOOOOOW
Lol same
I was looking though the coment section to see if enyone mentioned it
Lol my thoughts exactly
Jack: “Go eat a bucket of sand! Stop eating rocks!”
Me: “but...isn’t...what?”
Ikr
Amanda Stallman So I’ve eaten Rocks?
Anakin:no.... I hate sand
@@user-je8ot6qe6h its coarse and its gets everywhere
Amanda Stallman yup
Jack: "Take care of your teeth!"
Me: Okay. (sips coca cola)
Seán does have a very good point of saying that even though I drink Monster and Red Bull.
@@philipwest140 ew
@@mangoisatango I take it that you’re not a fan of the energy drinks. I understand and I accept that 100%. Each one of us has our own opinion of the matter. My mother absolutely hates the stuff that she doesn’t even like the smell of them.
@@philipwest140 yeah but red bull and monster drinks are not good for your body and health.
@@mangoisatango that IS a very good point and I might try and stop them because I’m diabetic and I have been in hospital 2 maybe 3 times cos of them.
When he kisses his car I was very weirded out
I almost threw up my dinner. just aint right man,
As you should be
Same, but at least it's not like he's hurting anybody.
Unless the car is sentient but that seems impossible.
It's weird and he might need some help, sure.
But at least it isn't as bad as the other ones I have seen on the show.
Idk man, I'd rather him making out and getting it on with an inanimate object than doing it with sentient beings with feelings and thoughts that he shouldn't be attracted to :v Pedophiles, zoophiles, etc are way WAY worse.
Jack: *Talking about the girl who eats rocks*
Me eating ice: *nervous sweating*
Well, at least ice is just water. A lot of rocks have had to be in the ground, so...
True
my friends do that so ur fine
@@steph4668 technically, ice is a mineral while water is not
I do it
"*jolly music* hi, my name's teresa :D"
jack: oh!
"...and i'm addicted to eating rocks *CRUNCH*"
jack: TERESA NO
Drinking paint addiction: *exists*
Me: EVERY NIGHT WHEN I'M LAYING IN BED, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT TASTY LED-
I think it's spelled 'Lead', but I could be wrong, as I'm not a native speaker of english. But my point is LED is those bright energy efficient lights/bulbs.
Jack I’m concerned at what the hell kinda fanfics are you reading 😂
"Is the power back?"
Jack: Yes
"What was the cost?"
Jack: The top of the morning
Meanwhile:
Jack's fans: WHAT DID YOU DO? WHERE'D IT GO?!
Army
I love that he finds the rock eating the weirdest when that is the only of these addictions that has an actual scientific explanation lol. There's a condition people can have where their body lacks certain minerals, it makes them crave clay or rocks to get those minerals.
Good old Pica Disorder
Huh. Never knew that was a thing. Ya learn something new everyday!
Thnx for the science lesson teach
I sadly have Pica disorder.....well it could be worst...
@@catboysinc.7690 ow I just got tingles through my arms
"I'm not fat it's just rock wieght"
Not bad I like this joke 👍
15:57
ninjamuffin: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
The lady who washed her house with bleach every morning was ahead of the curve for coronavirus.
○○
______
👁👄👁
Agreed
Don’t eat bleach kids
And the girl who ate rocks was ahead of the curve on GETING coronavirus
“My elves are probably out there dead somewhere at this point.”
That got real dark fast.
@Nightshader Just got some FNaF vibes.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!*
my strange addiction:
Watching a smol Irish potato scream at other peoples addictions for hours on repeat
Saw an episode of this where one guy was addicted to eating glass, another one was eating couch foam and another was drinking nail polish and I’m like how are you ppl still alive!
On another note, I’m a dental assistant and the rock lady biting rocks makes me cringe so hard 😭😣
I have to agree with you on this one. How the actual hell ARE these people still alive?! They must have the strange addiction gods shining down on them or something.
@@philipwest140 You see, one day, a few gods had decided to come together to create something beautiful. They made the earth, they made the plants. The oxygen, and the not oxygen. Until they made the animals. When they made the various animals, they decided for some reason that creating humans was a good idea. So they did. But along the way, there were a few anomalies. These anomalies made dumbass decisions and were really hard to kill. Normally these would be considered, y'know, normal fucking people, but the biggest difference was that these beings used their near immunity to death to drink nail polish and reeaally love their vehicles.
And thus concludes the story of why the gods abandoned this timeline.
"I'm in a sexual relationship with my car.."
*KIRBY IS CALLING THE POLICE*
@TheGuyWithNoLife Isaac uh no
*_kirbys has a gun and is calling the police to see if killing you is ok to the law_*
Woman: I’m addicted to drinking paint
Jack/Sean: *softly says* “okay”
Me: dies of laughter
*juh-sean
@@danny98432 😂
Same
I died a little inside since i laughed to much
"I'm addicted to drinking paint"
Me: juicy, reekid?
Jack: I’ve read fan fiction about that
Me: excuse me
Not only that but he’s played a game where you fuck a car
16:20 the sound the dad made was so funny. Like a "oh that's definitely weird but ok" sound.
9:26
Jack: “I’ve read fan fictions like this!”
Me: *unholy screeches*
Later:
“Nathanial is in a committed relationship with a car he named Chase.”
Me: *demonic screech!*
Bring forth the holy handgrenade
"I'm addicted to drinking paint"
Sean: "okay" *sits in corner of dark room, rethinking entire life choinces*
I don’t know if you misspelled choices as an accident or on purpose but either way *I love it*
“I like adding bleach to my bath water”
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
SHE TAKES BATHS!!!
Sean, horrified: "You put bleach in your bath????"
Me, someone with severe eczema who's been told I should occasionally have bleach baths by my doctor: :/
At the U.S. boarder:
Guy: So what do you do for work?
Jack: *internal panicking*
Jack: I'm an... Internet Entertainer...
Guy: *internal panicking*
@Matt Freeman Heh...
JUST noticed the error. Heh heh
Boarder
I think he noticed that he was about to get *whacked*
*I'm 43 and I'm addicted to drinking paint*
Sean: ...ok *facepalms*
i gagged so much with the paint one-
Chloe Nagle really
✌😎
1 year later, Jack actually starts watching naruto😂😂
As a car guy I just wanted to confirm that car guys do not have sexual relations with their car. We have a passion for the automobile but have never done nothing weird to them. This man we do not claim him as one of us.🤣
I think I saw this episode and they asked about that and he illuded to that he “tried” with the tail pipe.
TERESA, WHEN WE SAID YOU NEEDED TO EAT MORE IRON, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!
lmao
And it's most probably because of a mineral deficiency she has.
LMFAO
Nathaniel’s worst fear: a car crash
Police chase
i think thats a lot of ppl worst fear
🤣🤣🤣
Trying to register his car into the hospital and having to settle for the nicest machine shop in town
Hey, a three-way
My strange addiction:
Slapping a dry erase board yelling laugh over and over
0:22 all I saw was the man tittles jiggle
What the hell is wrong with me
Sean: Everything is real on the internet!!
Me who is really scared of siren head:
*SCREECHING*
Well think about all the scary monster videos
An apocalypse is on the way
SCP!!!!!!
Oh it's Kokichi pls marry me ❤
I- *anime???*
"-and i'm addicted to drinking paint"
Jack- "ok" *visibly disturbed*
The glugening
Jack makes a 14 year old sound like a 4 year old.
im cringing with poor jack watching this lady crunch on rocks
Jack: *slaps whiteboard, giving us a luigi deathstare* LAUGH!!!!"
Me: is...is this a threat?
Jack: *L A U G H*
*_L A U G H_*
L A U G H
L A U G H
L A U G H
L A U G H
1963: I bet we’ll have flying cars and amazing tech in 2019!
2019: I’m Nathanael and I’m in a serious relationship with my car.
Kim Jon un Welcome to Seans car dealer ship. we don’t flyem, we fuckem how can I help you
@@nlaidlaw16 you...you shouldn't ask for it. i..it won't end well for you and all humans near u.
That must be what they meant by "auto erotica".
Hey rocket man
I have a problem with your name kim jon un
9:36 When you tell a joke and no one laughs
Somehow I watch your vids all the time Sean, and I have phonophobia or also known as ligyrophobia. Your my favorite youtuber of all time lol.
(If you don't know what phonophobia is, it's the fear of shouting/yelling and loud noises)
and I'm addicted to liking Jacksepticeye videos lol.
"Top of th- no thats stupid"
Sheds a tear
I screamed
Me too
why did he stop saying it? Sorry I have been absent from the channel for a long time
I remember the time (sad plz say it again)
@@alphaycnew4487 dont know it just *sniffle, happened so fast
“I'm just gonna come out and say it”
*ad plays*
Me:GODDAMMIT!
IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO GODDAMNIT SEAN
Me three
Me eleventeen
Exactly what happened to me!!!!!
@A Turtle Lucky you
The first one, Taresa, has a rare condition called PICA. It causes you to eat foreign things that aren’t food like sand, rocks, metal, plastic, etc. It should not have been televised because that woman is suffering. 2:17 is where it shows her.
My strange addiction:
Watching a random Irish man slap a white board and screech “LAUGH!”
True so true
Same
same lol
Teresa: ... and I’m addicted to eating rock *crunch*
Jack: STOP! STOP! ... TERESA!
Teresa: *cronch*
teresa never stops cronching
To be fair, that was also me
What everyone in England has been screaming for the last year
*Cromch*
imagine actually being addicted to punching trees when you walk by, if someone kidnapps you, your set.
jack,your reactions themselves always crack me up🤣
Queen: I'm in love with my car
Nathaniel: Hold my beer
You mean hold my love life
Yesssss QUEEN 😍
Gotta feel for my automobile!
I thought of that song too!
I was waiting for this comment! Xdd
Nathaniel : I love my car romantically
Nathaniels dad: I ain't touching that car
Anastasia Baczkowski oh god my best friends name is Nathaniel
Anastasia Baczkowski Nathaniel go get a garage
The defeat in his voice when she said “I’m addicted to drinking paint” 🤣
Man this puts a whole new meaning to I’m In Love With My Car. Thanks Queen!!
Sean: *smacks Whiteboard*
Whiteboard: *plans revenge*
Moon Watcher
*WhiteBoard will remember that*
White board: _I will make sure the markers don't fall and I will hurt his hand_
jacksepticeye...
Awww man
So we back in the show
Wheeze
I swear the whiteboard is gonna fall on jack and he’s gonna be reported as “whiteboard abuser,got attacked by his very own!
Nathaniel is always “riding” chase everywhere
Thank you ned Ned Flanders.
@@tomcommenter2650 Your welcome
👁️ 👄 👁️
iN PUBLIC
@@august8678 the exhibitionism is strong with this one
13:10 this reminded me of when my band director kept telling the freshman to stop sniffing window and licking paint whenever we were acting up (we didn't really do that) but it was funny.
2:30 bro imagine how many animal paws and like, worms were on that rock at one point
Teresa doesn't have a strange addiction, it's just that she's a different species.
She's a Goron
She swallows stones to grind up the plants in her stomach just like the mighty sauropods of the great Mesozoic era.
Let’s go legend of zelda
It’s for digestion, Mr. Septiceye. Don’t you know?
It helps your stomach digest.
It crushes what you ate inside the stomach.
They’re called “gastroliths”. Most meat eating creatures do this.
It’s a health method……learned from birds and alligators.
She feels splendid.
Teresa: I eat rocks.
Me: I hate 1 grain of sand in my mouth.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
@@mueclainh That's what I thought too.
Sand isn't that bad but i wouldn't eat it every day
The intro "laugh" scream is a perfect hit every time. You sync my comedy battleship every fucking time. Very funny 10 out of 10.
But sean, your addiction to making youtube videos is what has kept me and I imagine many others very entertained over the years and we want to say, thank you. 😄😁☺️
Looks at hair “ oh thats cool sean has a lot more hair”
Sean turns around “ WAIT HE HAS A MAN BUN “
I didn’t think much of it
And he has gages and a beard I haven't watched him in so long
I hate it
I liked the green hair
No one:
J.K: jacksepticeye had intense sexual relationship with his car
Jax Axel
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This comment is stolen
I’m disappointed in you
And I eat poo.
😂😂😂
@@olliedylan1381 Roses Are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Someone Is dead
And that’s probably my cat
I havent watched him in years, I found this video and watched it and now I miss watching him, he's honestly an amazing guy
I was laughing so hard when jack witness a man kissing all over his car 🤣
I think the song ‘I’m in love with my car’ by Queen was taken a bit seriously with Nathaniel.
Roger Taylor wants to know your location
*W H E E Z E*
More like he took it literally
Roger and Nathaniel have some competition here 😂
`` Everything is real here. ``
Meanwhile on the internet-
Jacksepticeye died in a car accident.
Well he actually died......but then was resurrected because.......internet.
Yeah but that did happen
He died in a threesome with Chase and Nathaniel.
@AMY RINN maybe Robin will be able to tell you that. Or the new TABS videos. Cause.....TABS JUST CAME OUT FOR FUCK SAKE.
Jacksepticeye: I can’t even stand it when someone bites a fork when they’re eating
Me: *eating my spaghetti* this one’s for you Sean.
this is noice good and awsome plzzz make more forever i love these things
Random dude: i love my car chase
Chase Brody: *slowly backs away, scared, afraid and probably even more depressed*
_and slightly aroused_
@@weegeeismad9298 IM
Oof
Nathaniel: I’m emotionally and sexually attracted to my car
Freddie Mercury: Flip it over...
I guess he's gotta a feel for his automobile
Nathaniel was his codename, his real name was Roger
Oml!😂 yes!!
I absolutely HATE myself after seeing that. My name's Nathaniel, I have glasses, AND I'm slightly blonde. FUCKING KILL ME!!!!
IT'S A METAPHOR BRIAN
I'm at 16:25, and I'm crying on the inside right now. ;-;
We all love you Jack, thank you for being the accepting, hilarious Irishman we all know and love. *hugs*
Jack: 'Is Nathaniel addicted to being gay- I don't know if that's a thing-'
Me: WHY HELLO THERE
“Imagine being addicted to minecraft, that epic!”
👏 👏 foreshadowing
Leah’s Here I think I am to 🤔
👏👏 foreshadowing review 👏👏
Now in 2019 jacks addicted now
I was hardly able to pay attention, as unfortunately my name is Nathaniel. That video was not a Gift from God
Creeper
I guess you can say Nathaniel is “auto erotic”
Lol
Badumm tiss
that is the worst and best joke I've ever heard simultaneously.
Ahgsagahahahagahahahajahsh
Someone said this, but this is the best and worst joke simultaneously. Yes someone said this, but I agree with it.
My friend punched a tree and broke his hand. We tell him he's not in minecraft.
Jack: you drink the bleach
Lady: no, i just snort it
Anyone else remember that scene from Shrek 3 where Merlin eats a spoonful of gravel?
"It's organic!"
I wanna know how that lady doesn't have serious stomach and asshole issues. Along with teeth! How does she have any teeth left? I know it's most likely fake and probably giant Whopper malt balls carved to look like rocks, but still..
Rachel Hughes that’s my favorite of the Shrek movies omg Merlin and his broken doorbell
@@smeeeeeef "It's organic!"
Yes
Oh thanks but I had a boulder on the way!😂
"I hate anything..."
-Jacks E. Pticeye
Thank you Robin 😂